NEVER Take Marriage Advice From a Middle Eastern Dad | Akaash Singh Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
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  • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
    @BrutusMaximusAurelius 8 месяцев назад +4736

    A Mexican Muslim called Gideon. That’s something.

    • @AR7XN
      @AR7XN 8 месяцев назад +34

      Shady

    • @Schrodinger-pk5ws
      @Schrodinger-pk5ws 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@AR7XN Why?

    • @EM.K024
      @EM.K024 8 месяцев назад +113

      ​@@AR7XNIslam is a religion, we've Muslim Pauls, Muslim Chan Shin, Muslim Ramonov 😂

    • @DRG2517
      @DRG2517 8 месяцев назад +55

      My thoughts exactly. I'm Mexican..... never heard that one before.

    • @dynamiscr
      @dynamiscr 7 месяцев назад +19

      Def a cop 😂

  • @duplicatedMJ
    @duplicatedMJ 8 месяцев назад +3587

    That was the greatest plot twist in standup I have ever seen 🤣

    • @zeke_da_iconix3944
      @zeke_da_iconix3944 8 месяцев назад +11

      Seen* all love

    • @duplicatedMJ
      @duplicatedMJ 8 месяцев назад

      @@zeke_da_iconix3944 🤫😶‍🌫️

    • @HanmaHeiro
      @HanmaHeiro 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@zeke_da_iconix3944appreciate you for doing what I wanted but not wanting to be the one 😅

    • @alexandervaratharajah5669
      @alexandervaratharajah5669 7 месяцев назад +15

      I saw this comment before watched the video and at the end it all made sense 😂

    • @TheScottishMutt
      @TheScottishMutt 7 месяцев назад +52

      Major bruh moment there. "Mexican? That's a first. I usually get Arab." *5 minutes later*
      Akaash: "What ethnicity are you?" Him: "Mexican."

  • @Naratveerman
    @Naratveerman 8 месяцев назад +2850

    My man said "thats a first" on being told he looks mexican 🤣

    • @purnasaimadala
      @purnasaimadala 8 месяцев назад +275

      And he’s mexican 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bazn3XB
      @Bazn3XB 8 месяцев назад +35

      Someone finally got it correct!

    • @TeamProU
      @TeamProU 8 месяцев назад +16

      hahahahahaha i forgot about that.. thats crazy (or i think he said latino)

    • @illyGalSloth
      @illyGalSloth 7 месяцев назад +22

      As an Arab that doesn't look Arab, I get it 😂😂 It's rough for us racially ambiguous people, haha

    • @Schrodinger-pk5ws
      @Schrodinger-pk5ws 6 месяцев назад +4

      Happens to racially ambiguous, I've been assumed so many different races but never my actual one

  • @Ramiiel
    @Ramiiel 8 месяцев назад +1744

    Akaash profiling people better than the FBI 😂😂

  • @kauchand
    @kauchand 8 месяцев назад +1390

    Aakash seems like he spent his childhood in a multi-ethnic neighbourhood or atleast went to a school which was diverse and just observed and kept updating himself. He is still open to learning on stage. Kudos to him to convert that into sthg funny for most people

    • @asu5632
      @asu5632 8 месяцев назад +46

      Yeah he’s from DFW, Dallas which is very diverse.

    • @pr4495
      @pr4495 6 месяцев назад +12

      This is a very good observation. I never thought of that.

    • @HystericalHistoryTV
      @HystericalHistoryTV 6 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah Dallas Texas was known to be super diverse in the 90’s 👀🤣
      I think it’s just from hanging with Andrew schulz who’s from new York

    • @asu5632
      @asu5632 6 месяцев назад

      @@HystericalHistoryTV oh stfu I’ve lived in the area. It was diverse and ignorant and racist fuck like you wouldn’t know

    • @lionessstarseed6812
      @lionessstarseed6812 4 месяца назад +8

      As well, Akaash, Andrew and their other comedian friends spent lots of time doing basement stand up gigs in NYC together early in their career when they were grinding as newbie struggling comedians. Schulz did a hometown tour video where he, Akaash and friends went back to their old NYC stomping grounds, told some back in the day stories about doing stand up and hustling. So he’s def had multicultural immersion in different ways.

  • @GoldeneyeDoubleO7
    @GoldeneyeDoubleO7 8 месяцев назад +1909

    Akaash is the king of reading people lmao

    • @ItsGalaxys
      @ItsGalaxys 8 месяцев назад +15

      It's getting to a point I feel like they're plants 🤣

    • @baohua8
      @baohua8 7 месяцев назад +1

      1000% 😂😂😂

    • @Jay-i4s7b
      @Jay-i4s7b 7 месяцев назад +2

      Naw man it's not hard if you know what to look for.

    • @MarkTarmannPianoCheck_it_out
      @MarkTarmannPianoCheck_it_out 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Jay-i4s7b reading and THEN riffing on it to make it funny is very very hard.

    • @mantasignatavicius7787
      @mantasignatavicius7787 6 месяцев назад

      @@MarkTarmannPianoCheck_it_out True but he is right about that part that he knows how to look for

  • @KainTheDamned
    @KainTheDamned 8 месяцев назад +1635

    The gideon bit was unreal !

    • @akaashsinghcomedy
      @akaashsinghcomedy  8 месяцев назад +133

    • @wickedbird1538
      @wickedbird1538 8 месяцев назад +83

      😮😮So Gideon is wearing a hoodie with the name Anthony on his back and claiming to be Muslim. Hmm.

    • @poisonappleantiques5710
      @poisonappleantiques5710 8 месяцев назад

      @@wickedbird1538 He's wearing a jersey over the hoodie. A Google search says it is from the Denver Nuggets- professional basketball player Carmelo Anthony, #15.

    • @trym2121
      @trym2121 8 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@wickedbird1538don't forget, Mexican as well. Sus as heck

    • @AR7XN
      @AR7XN 8 месяцев назад +1

      He's just pretending to be Muslim and fucking that girl I guess shady as fuck

  • @qq-np8xk
    @qq-np8xk 8 месяцев назад +1166

    "Happiness comes from a second wife" cold

    • @natenate2280
      @natenate2280 6 месяцев назад +16

      He too raw

    • @Razi98
      @Razi98 6 месяцев назад +11

      Makes logical sense tho, under a specific set of circumstances

    • @hrushikeshghanekar
      @hrushikeshghanekar 6 месяцев назад +1

      bigamy is banned.

    • @Thi-Nguyen
      @Thi-Nguyen 6 месяцев назад +9

      Worked for me! 🤣 My first husband was a cad. Married me because I rose up in the ranks faster than he did. We were both active duty and I had entered about three months after him. But I was promoted based on a “below the zone” qualifier and he didn’t. So he figured since I was making more money (like it was such a huge amount more) he figured I’d pay all his past due bills including $4500 to insure his him, another $4500 that he still owed on his car and other miscellaneous bills, all of which I never knew about until we were married and he shipped out for a six month tour to Abu Dhabi. Yeah, he had been stupid enough to give me POA while he was gone, so his car was repossessed and his bills remained unpaid, all while I served him the papers.

    • @naveengokarla9518
      @naveengokarla9518 5 месяцев назад +1

      💀​@@Thi-Nguyen

  • @linkibetv
    @linkibetv 8 месяцев назад +345

    "Happiness comes from the second one" nearly took me (and Akaash) out. NO ONE saw that coming.

  • @Rabbit-k8q
    @Rabbit-k8q 8 месяцев назад +361

    That dad was quoting Bob Marley when he said, "Don't give up, keep up the fight.".

  • @mhayah
    @mhayah 8 месяцев назад +531

    Am dying 😭😂 last guy tried to take Akaash in a ride ,, and Akaash was lik,,naah let’s make this a roller coaster 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ace_band0
    @ace_band0 7 месяцев назад +122

    Yooo that last bit was amazing work 😂😂 as a Muslim myself, I felt exactly what you were feeling, but would never be able to articulate it so well. You have a gift brother 💪🏼

  • @cks2020693
    @cks2020693 7 месяцев назад +187

    boy uses his racism like a geoguesser professional😂

  • @ZDaTruth219
    @ZDaTruth219 8 месяцев назад +419

    The funniest part about the GIdeon bit was that Carmelo Anthony (jersey he is wearing) CHEATED on his wife🤣

    • @PhatLithpMcGilliputh
      @PhatLithpMcGilliputh 8 месяцев назад +22

      Can u name 5 NBA players that haven't?

    • @TheAnikasis
      @TheAnikasis 8 месяцев назад +2

      the irony!! 😂

    • @Sickwitit18
      @Sickwitit18 6 месяцев назад +7

      @DillonDank LeBron, Curry, Westbrook, Giannis, Durant. And that's just all stars

  • @rakshitnair9795
    @rakshitnair9795 8 месяцев назад +207

    This man is right even when he is wrong

    • @1Skorpia
      @1Skorpia 7 месяцев назад +6

      He would have mad a great lawyer. He doesn't back down.

    • @mysticmaadeehrc2181
      @mysticmaadeehrc2181 5 месяцев назад +2

      && he be so wrong and rightly hilarious 😂

  • @Varun2565
    @Varun2565 8 месяцев назад +512

    “Community business “🤣

  • @akaashsinghcomedy
    @akaashsinghcomedy  8 месяцев назад +76

    I'm gonna be performing in these cities during June!
    Indianapolis - June 7/8
    Raleigh - June 21/22
    Buffalo - June 28/29
    Hope to see some of you guys there!

    • @Fun_Sized_Gigi
      @Fun_Sized_Gigi 8 месяцев назад

      When are you swinging by Philly?

    • @AnaLucia-wy2ii
      @AnaLucia-wy2ii 8 месяцев назад +5

      Okay, but I’m NOT sitting up front.

    • @Candycane_B
      @Candycane_B 8 месяцев назад +2

      Any shows in Houston?

    • @MaPrajna1
      @MaPrajna1 8 месяцев назад +1

      Will you be coming to the West Coast,SF?

    • @justinv6410
      @justinv6410 8 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t see Bathinda in your schedule.

  • @najjimohammad9124
    @najjimohammad9124 6 месяцев назад +56

    “I like him more I’m bonding with this guy right now” LMFAOOOOOO

  • @Wildcatchigga11
    @Wildcatchigga11 8 месяцев назад +89

    Fbi should appointment him for profiling people without even taking to people.

  • @USSEnterprise-vc9yf
    @USSEnterprise-vc9yf 8 месяцев назад +131

    I missed seeing Andrew Shulz 4yrs ago because of my mom’s illness. I didn’t think anyone’s crowd work game was as good until I saw you. You need to come to the Atl bruh. I’m sitting front row with no shame.

    • @amarrevolver4452
      @amarrevolver4452 6 месяцев назад

      You should check Phil Hanley

    • @USSEnterprise-vc9yf
      @USSEnterprise-vc9yf 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@amarrevolver4452 Thanks for the suggestion. Phil is nice with the crowd work

  • @cljh5069
    @cljh5069 6 месяцев назад +59

    Last guy sounds like a prison convert. He learned just enough to imitate but did not pass the sniff test.

  • @thescoggfather
    @thescoggfather 8 месяцев назад +71

    "Happiness comes on the second one" 😂😂

  • @AinzWoolGown
    @AinzWoolGown 8 месяцев назад +174

    Damn bro, Gideon is trippin

    • @IbraNNB7
      @IbraNNB7 6 месяцев назад +1

      Undercover cop

  • @nicholasdavis863
    @nicholasdavis863 2 месяца назад +30

    1:18 lmao community business

  • @RegisChapman
    @RegisChapman 8 месяцев назад +85

    Don't fuck with the Akaashic Records!

  • @jayillest9981
    @jayillest9981 8 месяцев назад +54

    I got the prayer beads in my car CUH!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @Careless-sv6cf
      @Careless-sv6cf 2 месяца назад

      i'm surprised akassh didn't point out how obviously Mexican having prayer beads are. Literally every Mexican I've ever known has prayer beads that they carry with them. wearing them on their wrist, hanging them in their car, keeping them in their pockets. Everywhere.

  • @manuelnunez8802
    @manuelnunez8802 7 месяцев назад +59

    "Happiness comes from the second one." He's not lying.

  • @mahakmonkey
    @mahakmonkey 8 месяцев назад +153

    Woww!! I just binged watched all your videos, you're so cool aakash!

    • @jigsawkiller
      @jigsawkiller 8 месяцев назад +7

      Akaash has the best "idgaf" personality in comedy

  • @nixmor5333
    @nixmor5333 8 месяцев назад +34

    Akaash you are too hilarious...loved the plot twist with Dad. 🤣

  • @waalex11
    @waalex11 7 месяцев назад +44

    Damn, the daughter father crowd work, lol.

  • @Virans_Visions
    @Virans_Visions 8 месяцев назад +69

    He is Sherlocked😂😂

  • @bethb.6813
    @bethb.6813 6 месяцев назад +24

    Every time I listen to Akash I wonder just how many times he has been approached by US intelligence agency recruiters. This guy is such a natural.

    • @SuperLvdr
      @SuperLvdr Месяц назад

      Up next, making his first appearance at Guantanamo Bay........

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 8 месяцев назад +75

    "yeah happiness comes from second one" from that guy like with no time to even think about it, just said it immediately was freakin' the best thing ever! timing in comedy is everything! ahahahaha I literally spit all over my laptop hearing that! :p

  • @sarahf.s.2961
    @sarahf.s.2961 8 месяцев назад +76

    Akaash knows how to do a professional interrogation lol.

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 8 месяцев назад +47

    akash you are by far my favorite crowd work comedian!! love ya' buddy

  • @jeffwood7642
    @jeffwood7642 2 месяца назад +8

    7:23 got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂 I got them prayer beeds in my car cuz.

  • @JaxLittles
    @JaxLittles 8 месяцев назад +17

    Im Asian and I got shafted... I lived on my own, worked two jobs, and put myself through college. My parents like to claim my achievements all the time. LoL

    • @duduflabr
      @duduflabr 26 дней назад

      In my case, I got a full scholarship and ended up being more financially stable than my father, but for all of my childhood they were the ones that educated/raised me... So I know I owe it to them... Unless I didn't have a a father.

  • @ChaelZonnen
    @ChaelZonnen 7 месяцев назад +10

    I’m glad Schulz saw his potential and never tried to hold him back. This dude always has me laughing

  • @theonetruekirk
    @theonetruekirk 6 месяцев назад +8

    That guy is like the anti-heckler. He's involved in the show, but not in a disruptive way.

  • @sudiptodas0001
    @sudiptodas0001 8 месяцев назад +66

    Ranked Competetive Champion of Racism does it again! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KiDIkarus-i9k
    @KiDIkarus-i9k 8 месяцев назад +19

    I’m ngl you HAD to add that last clip 😭😭😭 that was fucking GOLD

  • @shaunmeserole9619
    @shaunmeserole9619 8 месяцев назад +7

    His crowd work is impeccable.

  • @jhonm6347
    @jhonm6347 5 месяцев назад +3

    You're the best at crowd work Akaash, I can't see you live so thanks for posting it

  • @techguy76
    @techguy76 8 месяцев назад +17

    Finally back to do what you do bro, love it! 😂

  • @stargazerlillie7
    @stargazerlillie7 8 месяцев назад +16

    GOAT of pre-judging people

  • @sanborn2010
    @sanborn2010 8 месяцев назад +12

    The last one was diabolical

  • @lawlrd6655
    @lawlrd6655 8 месяцев назад +5

    I havent watched in a few months. Lil homie has improved alot

  • @bb9135
    @bb9135 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dad and the big sister were like she’s definitely a brat. Great banter with everyone

  • @elnino3903
    @elnino3903 8 месяцев назад +15

    BARS! Happiness comes from the second one! OG

  • @TECH097
    @TECH097 8 месяцев назад +35

    That man needs to join you on tour. XD

  • @volitionmartialartsandfitn2701
    @volitionmartialartsandfitn2701 8 месяцев назад +11

    LOOOOL at the end " mexican"

  • @CheeseLayong
    @CheeseLayong 7 месяцев назад +6

    Killed it. Masterful!

  • @mrblonde2k3
    @mrblonde2k3 8 месяцев назад +2

    Watching the improvement in your crowd work throughout the years has been an amazing journey

  • @Thecatspajames
    @Thecatspajames 2 месяца назад +3

    3:23 he answered so fast too!

  • @RicardoNiebla-vm6qs
    @RicardoNiebla-vm6qs Месяц назад

    Gotta admit that this guy is very sophisticated and intelligent comedian. I haven't seen anything like his routine. Respect!

  • @jess_Heat
    @jess_Heat 8 месяцев назад +6

    So good at crowd work.. absolutely hilarious!

  • @nicholasdavis863
    @nicholasdavis863 2 месяца назад +3

    3:32 I love this guy bc he right it's always the second wife 😂😂😂😂

  • @marciavanwormer5956
    @marciavanwormer5956 8 месяцев назад +20

    Please please please, please please come to the Pacific Northwest. You are one of my all-time favorites!

  • @joshuaporter4078
    @joshuaporter4078 8 месяцев назад +14

    Truest comment I have ever heard . Happiness comes from the 2nd marriage LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @J4zzlady
    @J4zzlady 2 месяца назад +1

    This guy is brilliant! I'm addicted!! 😂

  • @travibetes1
    @travibetes1 8 месяцев назад +6

    There is nobody better at profiling than Akaash lmao, and Andrew too tbh. Y'all ain't never wrong lol

  • @lataliamalcom7578
    @lataliamalcom7578 8 месяцев назад +29

    I have no clue who this guy is, but he is funny af! I’m definitely going to see him. Non stop laughing 😂😂😂😂 my kind of fuckin funny.

  • @nicholasdavis863
    @nicholasdavis863 2 месяца назад +4

    6:06 😂😂😂 neither

  • @YourLoyalHighness87
    @YourLoyalHighness87 7 месяцев назад +3

    1:14 yesss 😂
    3:39 “happiness comes from second one” 😂😂💯💯

  • @teddgrambmx
    @teddgrambmx 2 месяца назад +1

    6:47 that really is a Latino outfit he got on 😂 100% thought that he was 😂😂
    Bruh 😂😂💀 that ending 😂

  • @emotionalIntelligence2078
    @emotionalIntelligence2078 5 месяцев назад +9

    Bruh this could be so serious af. The guys and that arab girl were chill pill. Comedy at its finest...simply being itself...a comedy.

  • @LucyMorningstar999
    @LucyMorningstar999 2 месяца назад +3

    I LOVE Indian comedians, they are smart, funny and bold! 🤣😂🤣👍👍👍

  • @wolfsinclairgaming
    @wolfsinclairgaming 8 месяцев назад +25

    Gideon being Mexican meant he was probably born Catholic. So boom, another win for Akaash!

    • @Schrodinger-pk5ws
      @Schrodinger-pk5ws 8 месяцев назад +3

      He insinuated parents didn't practice anything

  • @goodbot8526
    @goodbot8526 4 месяца назад

    Akash Singh is great at crowd work. Many great stand ups weren't ever good at this skill in comedy because its so much more rapid and risky. IT's like close up magic.

  • @trendinguk
    @trendinguk 8 месяцев назад +6

    Akaash do u have super powers or something 😂 bro always reads people 1000%

  • @teamreckdjipod
    @teamreckdjipod 7 месяцев назад +1

    this was great! good crowd interaction one of the best

  • @youalreadyknow5039
    @youalreadyknow5039 8 месяцев назад +17

    I love this guy!!!! A pure genius!!!!! …😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…

    • @sidmallya8892
      @sidmallya8892 8 месяцев назад +3

      God damn.. he's a beverage? 😮
      Genius my brother!

    • @youalreadyknow5039
      @youalreadyknow5039 8 месяцев назад

      @@sidmallya8892 😂😂😂😂… 🍺🍺.. cheers mate!!!

  • @randominitiative
    @randominitiative 3 месяца назад

    Seriously awesome! You're so good at your craft, you can solve all criminal cases even with eyes closed. Lol

  • @terryjohnson5579
    @terryjohnson5579 7 месяцев назад +8

    My man died on that stage. Bruh just unfiltered honesty.

  • @IbraNNB7
    @IbraNNB7 6 месяцев назад +2

    Gideon is definitely an undercover cop

  • @Word-Smithy
    @Word-Smithy 7 месяцев назад +4

    You can't be going to an Aakash show with an identity crisis. He will straighten you out real quick.

  • @philanapotter4982
    @philanapotter4982 Месяц назад

    This was too funny! Been listening on Flagrant for years but didn't think you were actually this funny as a comedian lol. Got to see a show now.

  • @avinash22i
    @avinash22i 7 месяцев назад +5

    The last guy has red flags written all over him. If were that women I would run and never look back.

  • @xanderprangler8621
    @xanderprangler8621 6 месяцев назад +5

    Good for her on earning an schoolarship! Still that's only possible when you don't have to work nightshift to pay for your parents medical treatment at 16 y/o... so, no. She did not do it "all by herself". Nobody does.

  • @nicholasdavis863
    @nicholasdavis863 2 месяца назад +3

    7:37 Gideon sounds scary Christian 😂

  • @sarrahghor4640
    @sarrahghor4640 8 месяцев назад +3

    i need more!!! Need to watch more

  • @ironivzed1674
    @ironivzed1674 9 дней назад

    Papa definitely not lying lol

  • @dontwannabefound
    @dontwannabefound 8 месяцев назад +8

    She likes him- that’s why she not arranging it

  • @TruthSlays
    @TruthSlays 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Happiness comes from a second wife" while the daughter from the 1st wife is sitting next to him... that man was UNHINGED!!!

  • @Rkhan40404
    @Rkhan40404 7 месяцев назад +2

    You need to come to England. It would be a proper laugh

  • @kukku1918
    @kukku1918 5 месяцев назад

    Gosh akaash is bloody intuitive 🙌🏽

  • @AnaLucia-wy2ii
    @AnaLucia-wy2ii 8 месяцев назад +4

    Akaash is a talented man.

  • @m4gnuz
    @m4gnuz 8 месяцев назад +4

    9:20 Akaash is the greatest indeed XD XD XD

  • @melisaolivero3297
    @melisaolivero3297 8 месяцев назад +1

    Akash is one of the best with crowd work.

  • @Brogrl
    @Brogrl 8 месяцев назад +5

    Screaming at the end 😂 😮

  • @surya-kn7tl
    @surya-kn7tl 7 месяцев назад +1

    "happiness comes from the second one" - So middle eastern thing!!😁

  • @timsartistic7328
    @timsartistic7328 8 месяцев назад +1

    Happiness comes from the Second One is too real, by it took my dad Three to find Happiness.

  • @royaneekhalil6488
    @royaneekhalil6488 2 месяца назад +1

    Akash knows treating equally good more than 1 wife at a moment is real difficult. Human beings are prone to bias... Which is why while Islam allows polygamy, it encourages monogamy in it's teachings

  • @forcesofkanto
    @forcesofkanto 7 месяцев назад +12

    “It’s your mom but it’s his ex-wife and im bonding with this guy over here” is some all-timer crowd work

  • @willgyackov
    @willgyackov 7 месяцев назад +3

    People act like Akaash is trash. This dude is quick with it

  • @TheKrispyfort
    @TheKrispyfort Месяц назад

    A single couple can have many marriages with each other together

  • @jacobdakshak5919
    @jacobdakshak5919 8 месяцев назад +1

    crowd work is the best i’ve seen 😂

  • @mikeymiiiike9880
    @mikeymiiiike9880 6 месяцев назад

    That kid got a reality check

  • @boomshakalaka8567
    @boomshakalaka8567 2 месяца назад

    I literally fell off my chair and hurt myself when he said he was Mexican at the end...That was either scripted or the greatest crowd work I've ever seen lmfao

  • @bex6638
    @bex6638 7 месяцев назад

    His crowd interactions are always awesome.