*CRAZY LYRICS* 🎵 TOOL Hooker with a Penis Reaction
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Lex, you get it. You just get it.
Literally came here to say this
Yup
Exactly what I thought.
Facts
"OGT" means "OG TOOL Fan". This song is basically a Maynard diss track where he is dissing a supposed TOOL fan who was complaining to Maynard that they sold out to the record company and changed their sound. This is still one of my favorite diss tracks of any genre. Next to NAS' song Ether where he was dissing JAY-Z. lol
Nas bodies Jay on Ether!! Nice shout out
This is something every Hard Rock/ Metal bands has to deal with. Some of the people who supported you at the beginning become so attached to the idea they are among the few who know this great band that the minute the great band they supposedly love starts getting to much attention they turn on them.
Sure the band might have changed a bit over time as all bands do. It doesn't mean they made those changes to be more popular it just means their talent and tastes evolved. Music is an art form and you wouldn't expect a painter to keep drawing the same picture over and over so why do people expect musical acts to stay in a very narrow style of song type?
OGT Original Gansta TooL fanatic.
I've worked for the band 4 years on multiple tours I asked once about this and I was told who the song is actually about he's a guitar player just wondering if you know who it is
Original gangsta thug
I love how much Lex gets it. Music, lyrics, message...everything. Open your 3rd eye Brad.
Lol, good reference juggy, for real tho Lex rocks out! Natural headbanger!
Lex needs to go to a Tool show. She must appreciate so many great types of music. I don't care what color anyone is. Anyone that gets the meaning AND the groove of a tune like that is top notch in my book.
Certain irony with this comment telling him to open his 3rd eye as the song is about the opposite of being absolutely materialistic by selling out.
She looks exactly like my when I listen to this song 🕺🏽
Tool is the only band that talks shit to their fans faces and the fans just fucking eat it up. Gotta love em.
It isn't all fans. It's a fan specifically saying they sold out. I never called them sell outs so the song ain't talking to me man.
just like metallic fans,when they cut their hair,everyone started calling them commercial sell outs....
He’s just making fun of people who put musicians on some type of higher pedestal and telling them to shut up and/or just enjoy the music because they don’t know what they’re even talking about
dude ...michigan sucks
One of my favorite parts of this song is the "In-between sips of coke, he told me he thought we were selling out". The beautiful irony of drinking one of the most well-known brands in the world while accusing someone else of being a sheep is hilarious.
Not to mention, the whole set up of describing the guy...vans, 501s, beastie ts, nipple rings, tattoos. The guy is a sheep following every trend, with popular brand names, talking about selling out, LOL. I love this song.
Nailed it!
While I was drinking a diet mountain dew, a guy smoking a cigarette shamed me for putting terrible chemicals in my body.
@@eaguillen2924 🤣🤣🤣
@@eaguillen2924 you should've told him to Do the Dew.
The humor of this kid who is basically a walking advertisement saying that Tool “sold out”
Seems they kinda missed the 1st part about all the "brands" the guy was sporting.
Hey I have a Beastie Tee.....and I'm quite thrilled about it.
You guys have to watch Danny Carey play "Pneuma" live. It's mind blowing 🤯!!
This. Watch a master of the craft at the top of his game.
Go watch Triad ✌️
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Yes, please do a "Pneuma" reaction video. This request is a little selfish because I am running out of "Pneuma" reaction videos to watch.
I absolutely second this.
Drummer, Danny Careys, nickname is "the octopus". He is amazingly skilled at his craft.
Carey*
Pneuma drum cam view 😉
@Gleb Mikhalev True, but Danny plays (and executes) for TOOL. If he were in a different band I'm pretty sure he could manage whatever they threw at him. To a point, of course. He's not gonna be blast-beating past the Norwegians, per se, or putting Buddy Rich to shame, but... Who really listens to that shit, anyway?
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@Gleb Mikhalev All I know is that you'll find Carey on multiple "best drummers of all time" lists, and most likely not Austin Archey unless you look up "Best Deathcore Metal drummers of all time"
Early Tool is pissed and telling everyone off, but an interesting track is Ticks and Leeches which goes after the record label right in the middle of their most spiritual album
As a devoted and deep-diving Tool fan, I can't believe it took a comment on a RUclips video to clue me into the connection between T&L and their record label issues in the 90s.
That will genuinely add more enjoyment to the song for me. It's always felt so out of place on Lateralus to me, an interruption. This context changes that for me. Kudos.
@@mikefraser3667 My T&L awakening also came from a YT comment around when FI released. It pointed out how they slowed the middle down to make it long enough to deter radio play as a fuck you to the label who wanted a heavier single
@@mikefraser3667 IIRC the song relates more to Lateralus itself, and the record label wanting a song which was more like what they'd done in the past that they could play on the radio, hence "is this what you wanted? Is this what you had in mind? 'Cause this so what you're getting"
With a nice peaceful interlude in the middle of the song just to make sure the suits couldn't actually use it as the "heavy single" they wanted
Imagine being the guy that inspired this song.
I doubt it's one person, knowing MJK it's an analogy directed at thousands!
😬😬😬😬😂😂😂😂😂
apparently he lives in Maynard's head rent free
"Hooker with a Package" genuinely cracked me up
i came to the comments looking for someone else
Tool was talking about fans saying that they have changed to appeal to the masses and sold out but they are basically stating that everyone is a sell out and everything is just a product including themselves. That's why he was name dropping products in the beginning such as Van's, 501s, Coke, etc.
Used to listen to this song before my hockey games back in high school, it pumped me up perfectly for the sport
Me too but football
Tools discography is the most worthwhile experience in music you will encounter. Check out every song. Its all fire.
at least once a year I listen to Opiate>Fear Inoculum straight through and I probably will till I'm not breathing anymore, Love to hear the progression album to album. There is no band like TOOL
In my opinion, only bested by Led Zeppelin, but I'm 55.
Just for their covers alone!
'Pneuma' live gives you a good look at what Tool's drummer Danny Carey can really do🤘
YES
I think many other songs can do that better in a way, like Rosetta Stoned, BUUUTT, none of them have the super high quality of Pneuma so I am in agreeance about it. Pneuma is a fucking vibe though and still my favorite song off the new album.
Pneuma's not particularly fair to its listener!
They have matured greatly, yet this is still my favorite TOOL album.
It was the true beginning of Tool. I still love the earlier songs but this is when they deepened their meaning and found their purpose. Ænima is unbelievable as a whole. H. is still my favorite song of all time.
“I like Tool man”. That made my heart sing. Yeah Lex!
I love this Tool song, it's so straight forward, raw and direct, yet it strikes deep at the larger conversation of hypocrisy and our relationship to consumerism and capitalism.
Well stated!
capitalism died when they created the federal reserve.
@@williamlaprarie3007 No, it didn't. The US functions as a capitalist country... heck, even China has become a capitalist dictatorship.
@@mountainpeakcloud8442 this and that is not capitalism. our education system is obviously broken.
@@williamlaprarie3007 If you don't understand that the US is a capitalist system, you don't understand capitalism. The problems in our public school education largely stem from capitalism, because conservatives keep trying to defund schools to make them fail so that they have create corporately owned charter schools which they can profit off of.
Aenima was still their best album. Fight me.
Also, the fact that he calls out that this person was wearing Levi's, beastie boys tee etc. etc. was nothing but a hypocrite. God I love Maynard
Without a doubt. You just push play and let the whole thing play through.
Aenima > Lateralus > Undertow = 10,000 days > Fear Inoculum for me
I'm one of the few that prefers Undertow. There are DOZENS of us! But Aenima is probably number 2.
When I'm staring at my TOOL cd's (yes, I still listen to cd's), Aenima is the one I pick more often than the others.
Where do Opiate and Salival fall in the list for you? Great tracks there.
Still waiting for y’all to do The Grudge by Tool.
Guarantee Brad pauses it right when the drop hits.
Old Tool doesn't get as much love, it's so much more raw and angry. Jerk off is another great old Tool song people should check out, even the live 92' version at JC Dobbs is crazy to witness.
Undertow is good but its almost a different band (you can tell its the same band but Aenima really is a turning point) as for Opiate its very different.
'Hush' always deserves more attention
Oh yeah love Jerk Off.....the song, but yeah that too...........especially after getting rid of a pain in the ass roommate at the time
STARTED FOLLOWING TOOL BACK IN 93 THE UNDERTOW CD AND I AGREE
Completely agree. Opiate album is pure adrenaline all the way through.
Dammit I love this song so much. absolute perfect aggression with an incredible driving beat.
I loved yall did this. It was really interesting to watch the generational reaction to one of my favorite hyped energy fuck the masses songs by my lordmanyrd (my FAVORITE MUSICIAN OF ALL TIMES) Its a blessing thank u. Also have to say just fyi i was falling into the tool vortex blissfully w this song on a cassette tape. Tape. Yeah b4 CDs even. Internet existed but not for the poor. Tool is timeless . i just saw them four days ago and at 57 yrs old his presence was bigger than our ozone what a beautiful gift to us all. Thanks
This song reminded me of a great song for you two to react to. The part where he says 'Send more money' leads me to suggest 'Send Me Your Money' by Suicidal Tendencies.I won't spoil it but I have to mention that album features Robert Trujlllo on bass. He now plays with Metallica (but you knew that) I personally think his days with Suicidal Tendencies and Infectious Grooves was a better musical fit for his bass playing prowess.
Had to go grab that Genre Fluid hoodie! 👌 props for recognizing Maynard is a lyricist
05:36......then it just goes off into a different stratosphere, one of the few Tool songs that make me want to be in a pit, a really violent one lmao, One of the best Outro's they ever did
This video is funny because she totally gets it. She’s got her eyes closed and she’s in the groove the whole time. He’s just sitting there confused AF like a lot of first-time TOOL listeners who are overwhelmed by trying to figure out the complexity of the sound and simultaneously deciphering lyrics. I lol’d watching this. The girl is GOLD. Don’t ever let her go!
One of my favorites back in the day
You guys always enjoy Tool's messages and the music, so you should def do way more Tool 😆 . Seriously tho, Brad is big on lyrics and they're definitely one of the best. And Lex always loves Danny's drumming. "Try Descending" off their new album. Powerful message and the music is a masterful. Cheers!
Haven't listened to FN yet. Someone didn't seem to like Chocolate Chip, so we'll see.
Tool = auto thumb up. Tool is the best period.
Tool is amazing. Intricate hard music with constant change-ups, intelligent lyrics, powerful vocals. Eargasm every song!
Lex is a natural at this. Brad, you need to let her run this channel
The point I take from the song is we are all sells outs or hookers so to speak.
What matters is what you sell and what you get in return.
Maynard sells his voice and talent, in return he gets money and fame.
The guy in the song sells his image, the guy is a billboard for main brands, in return he gets some illusion of popularity.
It does not matter what you sell, your voice, your labor, your talent, even your body.
What matters is are you receiving some thing of equal or greater value to what you sell?
Original Tool Fan. (OG used to be Original Gansta, but is pretty much become the meaning for an "original" or one of the "firsts" nowadays.)
Maynard has a way with words for sure lol 3 libras by A Perfect Circle is a good one. Its slower though.
APC got a lot of flack when they first came out, from other Tool fans. I love it!
Im new to these guys/this channel, but I think I have fallen for Brad (not in that "Robert Plant angle" way). I honestly rarely care for reaction videos, because Im the kind of guy who likes to know what the lyrics are and what they mean as much as I appreciate a "beat that slaps" or something....especially if you are going to be "reacting to" a song or a band like Tool or Pearl Jam etc. Brad is the only reactor I have seen who could catch 46&2 being a song about Jungian philosophy and who can think through some of the metaphors (The Pot...."my black kettle"). Like Brad, Ive also been the kind of guy who likes a good band/song that is mellow enough that i can just hear some good simple music and some good lyrics that I can make out. Reactions are a lot more fun and worthwhile when somebody reacts like I would and with similar priorities. Great Channel, Brad and Lex!
Brothaaaaa!!! Thank you! 🙏🏾
I'm so glad you guys like tool. I've been a fan of y'alls for a while. Here's some tool songs you should do I know you will like. Sober, H. , right in two, 46&2, pneuma, and prison sex.
She likes TOOL. So do we. Let’s go!
“The Patient”
“Intension/Right In Two”
“Eulogy”
You guys gotta give Otep a listen. She is so freakin poetic lyrically.
OGT means Original Gangster Tool. Meaning he was an original fan from the beginning.
Tool is highly intelligent in everyway. When the Deftones showed up literally high to their studio session with them (for "Passenger" which you must hear) they were blown away with Tool writing the song out on a white board like a mathematical equation. Now Maynard has and maintains his own vineyard.
They've already reacted to passenger.
ruclips.net/video/mlWAP-_q-1Y/видео.html
Been waiting for this one. :D
YAAAAS!!! Y'all finally doing more TOOL!!!! My favorite band of all time! More TOOOOOL!!!
OGT is an OG Tool fan! They also have a song about censorship where they're naked in the video the whole time with Parental advisory stickers in front of their junk. Haha. I think it's called Hush. Check out a newer Tool song next please! Tempest, Invincible or Pneuma.
Seeing other people appreciate Tool makes me very happy.
OGT stands for Original Gangster Tool, is a reference to Original Gangster Thug
PLEASE do more Tool!!!!
Always thought it was so cool how they point out hypocrisy; and their music is so damn good that even if they were saying F-U to me I'd still buy it. They're that good.
You gotta check out Schism by them if you haven't already :)
Could you imagine being the dude in the dope beastie-tee now, having you being a pompous ass forever immortalized on a tool album?
i LOVE Lex!
One of Tools best songs. F*cking love it. A fan laying it down, and the lead singer saying f*ck you buddy. This is what you have to do, and you sold out when you bought it. Biblical. THEN YOU BOUGHT ONE. :)
Isn't this generally speaking to any and all music fans who say their favorite artist "sold out." It hits harder since they're calling out one (or an alamagation) of a single OG Tool fan. Kinda like "The Pot" in that sort of way. Or Eulogy. Theme here is Tool doesn't take too kindly to hypocrites.
Eulogy is one of my top loved Tool songs, find it to be so underrated and wish more would cover it.
I worship the juice, kabbala fake woke lol... fuckin flyin around with tim leary shoving LSD up his ass lol
Octopussy is a registered satanic mason lol
Only one good song..
Opiate and its blasphemy..
Lol
They sure did sell out from day one and you bought in... i sold out after opiate EP lol fuckin hate anything after the opiate ep its all trash n gets worse n worse... lol
FOUND THIS ON WIKIPEDIA.............Original Gangster Tool, someone who claims to have been a fan of rock/metal band Tool since the beginning; term appears in Tool's 1996 song "Hooker with a Penis ...
Remember hearing from an older friend years ago; that many early-mid Gen'X'ers were obsessed with calling anyone who failed their purity test for whatever reason 'Sell outs', echo of their prior gen's hippie culture. Little wonder that Maynard dealt with enough such types back in the 1990s to piss him off. 🤣🤣🤣
Maynard leads 3 bands my friends Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Pucifer.
OGT = Original Tool (Fan). He is claiming to be a fan since the beginning of Tool.
One of those very explicit Tool songs...next "Ticks and Leeches"..please!!
She got it. She told him
More tool pls!!
A couple years ago I left this album in my car CD player for like 8 months straight. Only changed it because people were bitching. 😁😁😁
"You're telling Me, I "sold out"?!.....
While You, are wearing every "Corporate Logo" possible!!!!!....
Damn...I LOVE TOOL and a Perfect Circle.............
This is an actual experience that Manard had and wrote a song about it.
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS "TODAY" & "BULLET WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS" (RAT IN A CAGE)..BOTH OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEOS.
TOOL “OPIATE” IS A GOOD ONE!
The drummer actually spent some time in africa(Dont know which country/Countries) with drummers there who played entirely different time signatures and odd rhytms so the tribal drumming comment is kind of accurate, i dont know if tribal drumming is the actual word for that style but it feel primal,tribal and powerful. :) hes specifically mentioned that as a major turning point in his drumming, learning from those people how to do what they did in their style and mixing that into his style.. hes also just a very very good drummer in general.
Tool Live Drum cam is a great way to experience his drumming from his Point of view and see his techniques and how he weaves and builds sound and crescendos and makes you wonder how someon can put so much effort and physical effort into just one song and still last an entire concert.
Consumers-Be fruitful and multiply.
Pantera's Five Minutes Alone is another disgruntled fan basher you should check out.
He points out at the begging the shoes and jeans the dude is wearing and that’s the sweatshop hypocrisy lol
Right in two Tool
ur wife dribbled the system xD
Crazy Town - Butterfly
I want to watch a video of you review "Ticks and Leeches"
Love your reactions but you pause at the worst times..🤣😂🤣
Maynards answer to a kid who says they were SELLOUTS !
I watch every video these two put out, and I love the reactions, but Dude - sometimes a song will start with "I fell down the steps and skinned my knee", and Brad will be like: "I'm not sure what they're trying to tell me"...
As I've commented before. THEY ARE EVEN BETTER LIVE. If you hear they are coming to town, you'll thank me after the show. They are a MUST see live. They played a bunch of hits from every album and then the new one. Cheers guys 🍻
OGT = "Original Gansta Tool"
Based on a true story 😜
Y’all are awesome.
You gettin it. Keep going.
Honestly, when most people accuse a band of "selling out" what they really mean is: "I liked the way you sounded before but you did something new/different and now I don't like they way you sound anymore."
honestly, thats not what selling out means at all. it means changing ones sound to something more easily digestible to gain more fans and therefore money. usually alienating fans of their earlier works by the "dumbing down" or "pop"ifying of their music
@@chito2294 Nah. That's what it's supposed to mean, but 9 times out of 10 its just the "fans" being salty. They want to lock artists in a box so they can never evolve.
Original Gangsta Tool
If you listen at the very end you can hear the mic drop.
THE STRANGLERS "WALK ON BY" & "GOLDEN BROWN"
They should try Five Finger Death Punch...Under and Over it.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
This song is inspired by a hoobastank song. I just can’t remember which one
I would like to share a story with you guys when it comes to my love for Tool. Back in '92, when I was 17, I just heard this band called Tool for the first time. It was Opiate on cassette . I found out they were playing on South Street at a place called JC Dobbs in Philadelphia, so I had to go. Luckily my band at the time used to play that venue, because I was under age and wouldn't have been able to get in otherwise. Instead I was able to attend the show where there was no more than 25 other people there. One person there had an old school VHS camcorder. This thing was one of those old school Zenith chumpies, which required the over the shoulder bag even.
Years later I was thinking about that show and saying to myself how happy I would be if that one and only guy who recorded the show were to have posted it on RUclips. Don't you know, he did. ruclips.net/video/GVaDy6yuXnI/видео.html
If you do actually take a look at this video, you will notice that Maynard did not blink once during the performance. Reason being, him and eye were having a staring contest. I shit you not. This was their last song in the set. I was actually worried that he was going to jump off the stage and shoot me in my fucking head!
Needless to say, I have been a huge Tool fan ever since and have seen them many time. They always put on the best shows.
Thanks for reading and/or sharing in my experience.
Great story,thanks for sharing it
@@fuzzyhazel3703 Thanks for the comment.
Guys, this is one of my favorite Tool songs, when you get the time you should listed to these albums all the way thru. It shows you how the songs kinda blend into one another, not the same sound either, completely different songs but they're Tool. Once you listen you will see....
Don't piss Maynard off! 😤 More TOOL please. Any song. There are no bad ones. Have you not done the Pneuma Danny Carey drum cam? It's probably the most reacted to video there is.
The song talks to a lot of hardcore music fans who think they know the artist just because they analyze lyrics. Maynard tells the kid "all you know about me is what I sold you, dumb fuck." This song calls out people judging an artist new albums and saying they aren't as good as the old stuff. Calling them a sell out for conforming to a newer sound. Tools older music is way more raw so no doubt these fans existed for the band. Also OGT? Original Gangster Tool. Kid was saying he's an OG for the band trying to validate his opinion.
Aenima is a dark, emotional and great album. I think you'll really like Jimmy, its a very powerful song.
I think this is a difficult song to interpret but i think you both are spot-on. Every point in your reaction i found myself thinking "yep i agree."
Ogt = OG Tool fan
I jammed to that song so many times but never read the lyrics. Friggin hilarious.
OGT - Original Gangsta Tool
I dig how Lex is getting down on it. You both seem like cool people to go to a Tool concert. Awesome job guys
Yess
The bit i love the most in all the irony of the song, is that the format of the song is the only one on the album that could easily fit into opiate or undertow. Its musicality is a bit more of a rock sound than progressive when compared to the rest of aenima. Its like an ultimate slap in the face to the fan that they can still make music exactly how the fan wants, but they dont give a fk.
TOOL 🎶🎶🎶🎶 Master Musicians and Consumate Professionals 🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼