When Zlatan PUNKED LeBron James 🤷🏻‍♂️ |

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @FrankMichaelSmith
    @FrankMichaelSmith  3 года назад +1268

    DM me on IG and say whatsup...I'll respond 🦏
    instagram.com/frankmichaelsmith_/

    • @Kay-ni3ek
      @Kay-ni3ek 3 года назад +3

      Hi

    • @MylesA.M
      @MylesA.M 3 года назад +7

      Wow he never responded to you..

    • @soul-the_argonaut5211
      @soul-the_argonaut5211 3 года назад +3

      Zlatan isn't cocky next to Mayweather and McGregor tho... 🤣😂🙏

    • @k11_yic
      @k11_yic 3 года назад +2

      It’s not zlartarn

    • @ur2retarded
      @ur2retarded 3 года назад +2

      Gosh DANG. Now thats a baller move

  • @monke2448
    @monke2448 3 года назад +21188

    Zlatan is priceless. "Lions dont compare themselves to humans" and "he then signed it, and sent it back" kills me.

    • @monke2448
      @monke2448 3 года назад +959

      Sending back a jersey from someone after signing it is the ultimate power move.

    • @Toonyloon
      @Toonyloon 3 года назад +294

      Fr tho I would probably never think of that I’ll probly send him mine 😭he sent his back tho

    • @chapomuzix
      @chapomuzix 3 года назад +164

      Zlatan omg he was like oh he thinks I'm a big fan but no i know you LeBron is a huge fan of me😂

    • @biggrizzz6833
      @biggrizzz6833 3 года назад +84

      Zlatan told Lebron, “No I wear the pants here buddy”.

    • @DeAngelo77
      @DeAngelo77 3 года назад +20

      It’s cringey

  • @Olixer109
    @Olixer109 3 года назад +14456

    Not gonna lie, signing his jersey and mailing it back is a big baller move. Respect to Zlatan for not breaking character.

    • @micahfasd6800
      @micahfasd6800 3 года назад +258

      @Montes Romero LeBron is a sissy

    • @ecosti
      @ecosti 3 года назад +287

      Thats the thing , zlatan is not a character , thats how he is , ppl on ei have no need to holed characters and pretend

    • @guard4617
      @guard4617 3 года назад +137

      Character? What character? He is the One and only Zlatan.

    • @jamescurran6277
      @jamescurran6277 3 года назад +61

      Knowing James he probably sold it.

    • @chrisbarmby8640
      @chrisbarmby8640 3 года назад +10

      That was pretty funny.

  • @rajasimanta
    @rajasimanta 3 года назад +30798

    Not gonna lie, mailing the jersey back with a sign has to be one of the most badass thing that ever took place on this planet

  • @user-ns1jc3ge2o
    @user-ns1jc3ge2o 3 года назад +4195

    Death once had a near-Zlatan experience.

  • @animalscars3799
    @animalscars3799 3 года назад +9606

    When Zlatan looks into a mirror, he doesn’t see a reflection… because there can only be 1 Zlatan

  • @loisbellamy2425
    @loisbellamy2425 3 года назад +9346

    When zlatan says he is not hungry, his grandma doesn't insist

  • @rooaaryW
    @rooaaryW 3 года назад +3788

    Once Zlatan was pulled over for speeding. He let the cop go with a warning.

  • @huelz5113
    @huelz5113 2 года назад +1169

    When Zlatan was born, The doctors asked him to name his parents.

  • @user-ox5xp8il3s
    @user-ox5xp8il3s 3 года назад +18094

    Once Zlatan missed 2 days of school. Those days are now called Saturday and Sunday.

    • @noahford5423
      @noahford5423 3 года назад +278

      Underrated 😭😹

    • @swayamgohil
      @swayamgohil 3 года назад +87

      @@noahford5423 overused

    • @aqwgamer7775
      @aqwgamer7775 3 года назад +40

      Friday and Saturday for me 👍

    • @aspect1982
      @aspect1982 3 года назад +62

      @@swayamgohil ur depressed

    • @agape-704
      @agape-704 3 года назад +10

      @@swayamgohil edgy

  • @heementoli609
    @heementoli609 3 года назад +19324

    Zlatan lifts mjolnir
    Mjolnir: I'm worthy

  • @ay2612
    @ay2612 3 года назад +9016

    When zlatan turned 18 and left his home, he said to his father, "You are the man of the house now. "

  • @blue24563
    @blue24563 Год назад +1187

    I tried to change my password to ‘Zlatan’ but the computer said ‘Password too strong. Try another’.

  • @LionHeartVEVO
    @LionHeartVEVO 3 года назад +5819

    When Zlatan was born he congratulated his parents and doctors.

  • @dignified5340
    @dignified5340 3 года назад +4400

    When Zlatan was in Elementary and got an F in his class, they call the Teacher's parents.

  • @maguire7476
    @maguire7476 3 года назад +6064

    Zlatan is the type of guy to read the whole terms & agreement and click “I disagree”.

  • @brnrdvctr
    @brnrdvctr 3 года назад +2250

    Zlatan visited the Virgin Islands. Now it’s just the Islands.

  • @manojuppala3941
    @manojuppala3941 3 года назад +4977

    When zlatan was born he congratulated his mom and drove her home.

    • @irtmm9370
      @irtmm9370 3 года назад +15

      Good one

    • @beyondhumanrange6196
      @beyondhumanrange6196 3 года назад +4

      @@irtmm9370 Copied !!!!

    • @ivanzj3560
      @ivanzj3560 3 года назад +8

      Damn.. This is good😂

    • @labakdas6979
      @labakdas6979 3 года назад +6

      @@beyondhumanrange6196 so what if it's copied,jeez just enjoy the comment

    • @beyondhumanrange6196
      @beyondhumanrange6196 3 года назад +2

      @@labakdas6979 A CoPiEd cOmMeNt CaNnOt bE enJoYeD
      !!!

  • @atwm1898
    @atwm1898 3 года назад +6024

    Zlatan’s parents slept in his bed when they were scared.

  • @thisisalegitname9589
    @thisisalegitname9589 3 года назад +8215

    Zlatan doesn’t turn on the shower. He just stares at it until it begins to cry

    • @Zulje
      @Zulje 3 года назад +92

      🤣 bruh imma sue u bc you’ve killed me

    • @Mohdzn
      @Mohdzn 3 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @LJG_582
      @LJG_582 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @faisalrizky740
      @faisalrizky740 3 года назад +7

      Underrated shout

    • @shiringslatt757
      @shiringslatt757 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @leoupdate8150
    @leoupdate8150 3 года назад +799

    Zlatan once received a call on the football pitch the game had to stop, now it’s called halftime

    • @salamonbearman
      @salamonbearman 2 года назад +9

      This shit underrated asf

    • @anonyfg202
      @anonyfg202 2 года назад +1

      ​@@salamonbearmanswr

    • @vikethopfukha9550
      @vikethopfukha9550 Год назад +3

      Hahhaahhaa 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wilsonchimezie4109
      @wilsonchimezie4109 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @dodekaedius
      @dodekaedius Год назад

      That's weak. Which moron has the number and balls to call, when he is in the middle of creating miracles and wonders on the pitch?

  • @yusoff9793
    @yusoff9793 3 года назад +4143

    Zlatan is the type of guy who gives his boss a promotion

  • @brucejohnson2596
    @brucejohnson2596 3 года назад +4360

    Zlatan didn’t call the wrong number, you just picked up the wrong phone

  • @TheHandsomeOne
    @TheHandsomeOne 3 года назад +12506

    When Zaltan installs Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.

    • @bakbak4960
      @bakbak4960 3 года назад +153

      jeez the more i scroll the better those get. literally lol

    • @RejectOneWorldGov
      @RejectOneWorldGov 3 года назад +20

      @@bakbak4960 dam 🤣🤣😭😭👌👌

    • @krishg602
      @krishg602 3 года назад +5

      bruh

    • @holysheeesh9908
      @holysheeesh9908 3 года назад +7

      Underrated comment

    • @sytxexe2183
      @sytxexe2183 3 года назад +3

      That's a new 1

  • @Paulallen_06
    @Paulallen_06 11 месяцев назад +105

    "When Zlatan Visits The Beach He Doesn't Get Sun-Tanned But The Sun Gets Zla-Tanned" !!

  • @bernardoarneiro
    @bernardoarneiro 3 года назад +7520

    when Zlatan looks at the mirror he doesn’t see himself, because there’s only one Zlatan

    • @SamMHayne
      @SamMHayne 3 года назад +173

      Scrolling through reading these... this one stands out.... funny

    • @ryukiiprimer5383
      @ryukiiprimer5383 3 года назад +54

      😂😂😂Wow... This got to be the funniest

    • @soutriksarangi5580
      @soutriksarangi5580 3 года назад +60

      That's original, and the best one so far.

    • @nayabasghar550
      @nayabasghar550 3 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @junk_mccartney9504
      @junk_mccartney9504 3 года назад +9

      Dang that’s pretty good 👍

  • @aarittewatia7277
    @aarittewatia7277 3 года назад +3828

    Zlatan is the only man who knows Victoria’s secret

    • @adeelb3678
      @adeelb3678 3 года назад +59

      I hereby declare you a Doctor. Brilliant

    • @chrisfullard5580
      @chrisfullard5580 3 года назад +22

      Victoria's Secret is that they were all born men 🤷‍♂️🙈 & in the words of Zlatan "you're welcome"..👍

    • @yaweh294
      @yaweh294 3 года назад +8

      @@chrisfullard5580 what ??

    • @imshftyz6439
      @imshftyz6439 3 года назад +13

      @@yaweh294 Victoria’s Secret is owned and ran by men... that’s the secret 🤫

    • @seup2765
      @seup2765 3 года назад +6

      Trick Question.... Zlatan is Victoria's Secret 🤯

  • @varunchib-b
    @varunchib-b 3 года назад +3415

    When zlatan turned 18, his parents left the house.

  • @solemansayeed7528
    @solemansayeed7528 3 года назад +275

    When Zlatan tripped and fell as a child, his parents would check if their yard was okay.

  • @uwerlmi6120
    @uwerlmi6120 3 года назад +9454

    When zlatan made his google account, google accepted his terms and agreements

  • @elijahgacheru360
    @elijahgacheru360 3 года назад +2029

    When Zlatan scores, the opposing team celebrates.

    • @bongcloud
      @bongcloud 3 года назад +23

      😅😅😅 this is too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FCM3PO
      @FCM3PO 3 года назад +5

      Perfect

    • @hellosocial1742
      @hellosocial1742 3 года назад

      Your not wrong

    • @makasibowen5177
      @makasibowen5177 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @onlinein-fw3ox
      @onlinein-fw3ox 3 года назад +3

      Because he made a self goal!?

  • @Pantomime0709
    @Pantomime0709 3 года назад +8456

    Zlatan never flushes the toilet.
    He just scares the shit out of it.

  • @1v1official25
    @1v1official25 2 года назад +261

    When Zlatan wears an armor, the armor gets protected.

  • @rooaaryW
    @rooaaryW 3 года назад +2738

    When Zlatan turned 18 and moved out, he told his dad "you're the man of the house now"

    • @daanongtheodore9967
      @daanongtheodore9967 3 года назад +6

      😂😂

    • @vangdongkipgen2681
      @vangdongkipgen2681 3 года назад +26

      I think people should stop using this. It's funny as hell but Zlatan was asked to read about this type of comments of him on the internet and he loves them all except for this one or anything that had to do with his father. Respect. 👍

    • @seanmcadams1216
      @seanmcadams1216 3 года назад +44

      @@vangdongkipgen2681 stfu

    • @definitelycultured7521
      @definitelycultured7521 3 года назад +5

      @@seanmcadams1216 no u

    • @carloscarloss6667
      @carloscarloss6667 3 года назад +1

      @@seanmcadams1216 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kalanagamage8834
    @kalanagamage8834 3 года назад +4374

    Once Zlatan stopped a game because Zlatan wanted to pee. Now we call it halftime.

  • @dhaneh698
    @dhaneh698 3 года назад +1857

    When Zlatan comes to your house, you're the guest

  • @KAMELLTDK
    @KAMELLTDK Год назад +74

    Zlatan was born with eight balls. He kept two and the others are known as the Infinity Stones 🔥

  • @scotteckart1401
    @scotteckart1401 3 года назад +5688

    WOW Zlatan really did Lebron dirty like that!

    • @awesome-tg5wo
      @awesome-tg5wo 3 года назад +303

      thats a certified bruh momment

    • @supermagoo
      @supermagoo 3 года назад +274

      So glad he did lmao. Lebron may be good at his sport but he's such a baby. This guy is legit

    • @samtabe4104
      @samtabe4104 3 года назад +2

      🙌

    • @Milwaz34
      @Milwaz34 3 года назад +36

      @@supermagoo how?

    • @thistrem
      @thistrem 3 года назад +124

      @@Milwaz34 people just like to hate on LeBron.

  • @tijin1587
    @tijin1587 3 года назад +1663

    " Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird "

    • @ukg5508
      @ukg5508 3 года назад +11

      😂🤣😂🤣🔥🔥🔥

    • @jainittai5104
      @jainittai5104 3 года назад +3

      🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Av3rag3jo3zzz
      @Av3rag3jo3zzz 3 года назад +5

      Underrated

    • @juliofreitas8308
      @juliofreitas8308 3 года назад +14

      U should've put a disclaimer on this one 😂😂😂
      Yo I'M DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @mr.dinfamously2845
      @mr.dinfamously2845 3 года назад +1

      🤦🤔☺️😅🤣😂

  • @AmrishGamer
    @AmrishGamer 3 года назад +4010

    When Zaltan makes mistakes, Mistakes learn from him.

    • @rafaeldavi6125
      @rafaeldavi6125 3 года назад +18

      Satan doesn't take mistakes

    • @_kessarkana_
      @_kessarkana_ 3 года назад +6

      Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @thanos5475
      @thanos5475 3 года назад +56

      He doesnt make mistakes it was just a mistake by the mistake for being a mistake

    • @johanwairissal1067
      @johanwairissal1067 3 года назад +7

      @@thanos5475 what the fuckk.. lol..😂😂😂😂😂

    • @walidshahin2856
      @walidshahin2856 3 года назад +5

      @@johanwairissal1067 don’t ask questions

  • @xhizornl3204
    @xhizornl3204 Год назад +59

    When Zlatan reads a book, the book gains knowledge

  • @phantomluffy9476
    @phantomluffy9476 3 года назад +13024

    When zlatan goes on a website they accept his term's and condition's

  • @HakarDoski
    @HakarDoski 3 года назад +3262

    Zlatan is the guy to tell his barber he doesn't like his haircut

    • @irdianthaarushaputrasamosi8811
      @irdianthaarushaputrasamosi8811 3 года назад +55

      damn this is underated. lmao

    • @Erick23679
      @Erick23679 3 года назад +25

      Im gonna let someone else tell him

    • @youknowimright1725
      @youknowimright1725 3 года назад +14

      That's a power move right there

    • @sudhir2445
      @sudhir2445 3 года назад +4

      I can say to my barber that the haircut is not right but I'm always too late for that.

    • @bfx2515
      @bfx2515 3 года назад +3

      This is true bravery

  • @reymui2023
    @reymui2023 3 года назад +4417

    When Zlatan goes to other countries, the border officers show him their passports

  • @adrianchristoffersen2605
    @adrianchristoffersen2605 3 года назад +2116

    When Zlatan is late for class, the teacher apologizes for being early

    • @ceramicbagpipe67
      @ceramicbagpipe67 3 года назад +4

      Underrated bro.

    • @redzeg2195
      @redzeg2195 3 года назад +14

      @@ceramicbagpipe67 no it’s just overused

    • @Qui7422
      @Qui7422 3 года назад +1

      @@redzeg2195 I swear

    • @leeru1413
      @leeru1413 3 года назад +1

      @@redzeg2195 how is this overused

    • @redzeg2195
      @redzeg2195 3 года назад +2

      @@leeru1413 I see this format so much it’s not original at all and it’s not funny anymore

  • @Azim1019
    @Azim1019 3 года назад +4283

    When Zlatan gets a history question wrong, history changes itself

    • @AnilKumar-sy7ts
      @AnilKumar-sy7ts 3 года назад +64

      But Zlatan never gets wrong

    • @ratio9636
      @ratio9636 3 года назад +113

      @@AnilKumar-sy7tsand that's why the history doesn't change

    • @v4n778
      @v4n778 3 года назад +4

      @@ratio9636 true

    • @Zkaek
      @Zkaek 3 года назад +2

      @@ratio9636 exactly

    • @jzb7076
      @jzb7076 3 года назад +1

      I’m wheezing this is too funny bro 😭😭

  • @shashwatvarma007
    @shashwatvarma007 3 года назад +389

    when zlatan went to court,
    the judge was declared guilty

  • @Delorean90
    @Delorean90 Год назад +18

    Zlatan bought a telescope to let the stars see him too

  • @user-ns1jc3ge2o
    @user-ns1jc3ge2o 3 года назад +5744

    Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Zlatan stories.

  • @Azrael442
    @Azrael442 3 года назад +3576

    Zlatan was asked by a reporter "How many push ups can you do?"
    Zlatan: "All of them."

  • @edthegar6356
    @edthegar6356 3 года назад +2741

    When Zlatan was born, he gave his parents names

    • @AnimeErudite
      @AnimeErudite 3 года назад +17

      Did he name them mom and dad? 😏

    • @Rx_Sqx
      @Rx_Sqx 3 года назад +32

      When Zlatan mentioned Sweden, the country name became Zweden

    • @juicercontent-funnyvideos6420
      @juicercontent-funnyvideos6420 3 года назад

      .

    • @Puneeth.l
      @Puneeth.l 3 года назад +2

      Give your family names when you wre born
      SIGMA MALE GRINDSET

    • @dadguy8415
      @dadguy8415 3 года назад

      @@Puneeth.l do you know shogoun?

  • @youngmango3650
    @youngmango3650 2 года назад +185

    When Zlatan's phone rings during a movie, the cinema pauses the movie.

  • @joseestrada1011
    @joseestrada1011 3 года назад +4004

    When Zlatan go's to the forest, Bigfoot takes blurry pictures of Zlatan

    • @alproxxy
      @alproxxy 3 года назад +74

      This comment is gold but not as good as Zlatan

    • @tripaloski_6971
      @tripaloski_6971 3 года назад +21

      This is the best comment I've seen here

    • @Hello-tv8fb
      @Hello-tv8fb 3 года назад +7

      Best comment 🤣🤣

    • @johnjaso385
      @johnjaso385 3 года назад +2

      Dude!!!

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 3 года назад +2

      @@alproxxy Nothing is as good as Zlatan

  • @mubashiralikhan7598
    @mubashiralikhan7598 3 года назад +1156

    When Zlatan was born, the doctor was crying.

    • @mobread8102
      @mobread8102 3 года назад +15

      Nah bro he named himself

    • @aidilmnoor
      @aidilmnoor 3 года назад +16

      @@mobread8102 nah bro, he born himself

    • @shayanss17
      @shayanss17 3 года назад +19

      Nah bro he impregnated himself and gave birth to himself

    • @legendarysoldier7679
      @legendarysoldier7679 3 года назад +11

      @@shayanss17 nah bro wtf

    • @Adelwapen04
      @Adelwapen04 3 года назад +2

      Every one in Sweden where crying at his birth not only the doctor😂🇸🇪

  • @ghostface6829
    @ghostface6829 3 года назад +2713

    When zlatan asks the teacher a question, the teacher has to raise their hand to give an answer

    • @rippedkun
      @rippedkun 3 года назад +8

      🗿🗿🗿😭😭🤣

    • @rishabh5783
      @rishabh5783 3 года назад +10

      wtf 😂😂😂

    • @thami7044
      @thami7044 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

  • @_mexicanboi101
    @_mexicanboi101 3 года назад +70

    When Zlatan goes to court the judge serves his sentence

  • @kimballchoo
    @kimballchoo 3 года назад +2136

    When Zlatan came late, everyone apologized for being early.

    • @Humaidan.
      @Humaidan. 3 года назад +9

      Almost 1k likes and no replies? Gonna fix that haha

    • @kimballchoo
      @kimballchoo 3 года назад

      @@Humaidan. I come along

    • @arturoaka963
      @arturoaka963 3 года назад +1

      @@Humaidan. im gonna help you

    • @cric_editz5617
      @cric_editz5617 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂 OP

    • @zakaria1075
      @zakaria1075 3 года назад

      @@Humaidan. yep here to buddy

  • @zerorequiem42
    @zerorequiem42 3 года назад +6960

    **LeBron jersey arrives in mail**
    "... He must want my autograph."

    • @eruditejuvenile5266
      @eruditejuvenile5266 3 года назад +16

      Stupid don't make jokes please

    • @waawee756
      @waawee756 3 года назад +325

      @@eruditejuvenile5266 stop existing please 🥺

    • @ashiquematt3233
      @ashiquematt3233 3 года назад +133

      @@eruditejuvenile5266 if you don't get it, shut up

    • @aspirevelocity9296
      @aspirevelocity9296 3 года назад +71

      @@eruditejuvenile5266 You sound illiterate.

    • @rambozzle4706
      @rambozzle4706 3 года назад +27

      @@eruditejuvenile5266 ḰÝŚ kid

  • @_danieldodigital
    @_danieldodigital 3 года назад +3502

    When the police stop zlatan, they show him their drivers license and registration

  • @jettransllc6186
    @jettransllc6186 2 года назад +40

    Teachers had to raise their hand to speak to Zlatan.

  • @mauchiv1858
    @mauchiv1858 3 года назад +2831

    Once Zlatan raced with time, guess what, time is still running.

  • @Dose_ofWholesome
    @Dose_ofWholesome 3 года назад +6307

    He doesn’t flush the toilet, he scared the shit out of it

  • @Philosophical_engineer
    @Philosophical_engineer 3 года назад +1721

    When Zlatan was born, he named his parents.
    When Zlatan got to training late, he punished the coach for arriving too early .

  • @Misclickt
    @Misclickt Год назад +17

    When Zlatan calls you, there is no reject call option. Only accept and accept.

  • @benjastuff1347
    @benjastuff1347 3 года назад +3759

    When Zlatan loses a game the other team apologies for winning.

    • @generic8618
      @generic8618 3 года назад +13

      lmaooo

    • @elmarhansson328
      @elmarhansson328 3 года назад +98

      Zlatan doesn’t lose

    • @Omega-X
      @Omega-X 3 года назад +6

      @@elmarhansson328 exatly

    • @Inmate533
      @Inmate533 3 года назад +77

      @@elmarhansson328 Zlatan just wins with less points.

    • @HAMZA-re1tv
      @HAMZA-re1tv 3 года назад +6

      @@Inmate533 underrated

  • @masoomshafi7406
    @masoomshafi7406 3 года назад +2238

    I laughed so hard when I heard zlatan sent the jersey back to Lebron with his signature 😂😂😂😂😂
    Zlatan is on another level.

    • @VK-ds7wv
      @VK-ds7wv 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @justtzortz2010
      @justtzortz2010 3 года назад +37

      Thug life at its best

    • @RichTurtle
      @RichTurtle 3 года назад +13

      Thats crazy ge really got it signed it and sent it back like LeBron was just another fan 😂

    • @ljez2714
      @ljez2714 3 года назад +1

      Lmfaaoo sameee😭😭😭😭

    • @littledude4332
      @littledude4332 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂 as he should’ve

  • @JohnSmith-nj9nh
    @JohnSmith-nj9nh 3 года назад +11126

    "He signs Lebrons Jersey and sends it back to Lebron"
    Fucking G.O.A.T.E.D

    • @glitchtastic759
      @glitchtastic759 3 года назад +42

      Yo don’t cuss

    • @abnalrab9483
      @abnalrab9483 3 года назад +318

      @@glitchtastic759 you must be from new york

    • @IvanJeromela1
      @IvanJeromela1 3 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @horneytoaster4773
      @horneytoaster4773 3 года назад +125

      @@glitchtastic759 Lmfao. Nobody cares how you feel if you don’t want to cuss then dont. Don’t tell others how to live tho. Thats fucking rude.

    • @el_monke4048
      @el_monke4048 3 года назад +42

      @@glitchtastic759 no one gives a shit

  • @Thumper17
    @Thumper17 2 года назад +45

    Zlatan is more then this world deserves.
    He was asked once "What are you getting your wife for her birthday" and he said "Nothing, she has Zlatan."

    • @vlalcremie002
      @vlalcremie002 Год назад +2

      Tbh if I was his wife I wouldn't take that

    • @nosajsamaniego4512
      @nosajsamaniego4512 Год назад +14

      ​@@vlalcremie002😂 Tbh, that's y u ain't worthy of being his wife; 😂

    • @vlalcremie002
      @vlalcremie002 Год назад +1

      @@nosajsamaniego4512 tell that to someone who cares

    • @nosajsamaniego4512
      @nosajsamaniego4512 Год назад +12

      @@vlalcremie002 I did; 😂

  • @dawg8279
    @dawg8279 3 года назад +1691

    Only zlatan has the power to pause an online game

  • @JensenParkour
    @JensenParkour 3 года назад +3333

    When Zlatan goes to a restaurant, the waiter pays the tip

    • @Moe-sl2el
      @Moe-sl2el 3 года назад +10

      Nice one your comment is underrated you should get more likes

    • @shivamshukla6539
      @shivamshukla6539 3 года назад +3

      Ohh shit 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rockazulla
      @rockazulla 3 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FCUKKJ

    • @Iampatra7
      @Iampatra7 3 года назад +5

      And he signs and return it

    • @9thwonderjr
      @9thwonderjr 3 года назад

      That's hilarious

  • @ishowspeed1086
    @ishowspeed1086 3 года назад +5649

    Zlatan wear sun glasses to protect the sun from his eye

    • @Emmawhoful
      @Emmawhoful 3 года назад +38

      My goodness 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @keithwaynejones
      @keithwaynejones 3 года назад +17

      underrated

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 3 года назад +10

      @@keithwaynejones I can't say/write it enough.
      *THESE ARE ALL JUST CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!*

    • @carllazarraga2858
      @carllazarraga2858 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @Kiran1-5
      @Kiran1-5 3 года назад

      😆😆😆

  • @diegomunoz6819
    @diegomunoz6819 3 года назад +3279

    That is the most Zlatan thing I can think of

    • @brennan2150
      @brennan2150 3 года назад +8

      Hey just wanted to make sure yk your comment got 1k likes :)

    • @jeremycassidy7785
      @jeremycassidy7785 3 года назад +2

      @@brennan2150 who cares 😂

    • @brennan2150
      @brennan2150 3 года назад +6

      @@jeremycassidy7785 probably him lmao

    • @dontmindme8392
      @dontmindme8392 3 года назад +1

      @@jeremycassidy7785 Yh very funny🙂

    • @vitormoreira1646
      @vitormoreira1646 3 года назад +5

      @@brennan2150 Bro don't worry about the comment tha Jeremy post. He's a douchbag. You're awesome my man ❤️

  • @johnnysuede3156
    @johnnysuede3156 3 года назад +1460

    When Zlatan goes to the gym, the machines get stronger.

  • @ouioui9284
    @ouioui9284 3 года назад +1723

    Zlatan never misses a goal, the goal apologises for missing the ball.

  • @giorgiociaravolol1998
    @giorgiociaravolol1998 Год назад +2

    Zlatan is loved by everyone in Italy. It's his second home. His attitude, skills, charisma and actions inside and outside of the field show he's a good person, a bit showy and overconfident but he never trespassing limits like religion or ethnicities. He's very clever in his answers and a gold hearth with every kid

  • @agungtomsetiadi20
    @agungtomsetiadi20 3 года назад +2984

    When Zlatan read a book, the book learn something from him.

  • @isaaceffiong4546
    @isaaceffiong4546 3 года назад +2056

    The Zlatan jokes are the best thing I've seen all year🤣

  • @PlayingAy0
    @PlayingAy0 3 года назад +3063

    When Zlatan puts his password incorrectly, the pop up error is "Oh you changed it. I'm sorry."

    • @timi.o9459
      @timi.o9459 3 года назад +17

      Lol

    • @Hello-tv8fb
      @Hello-tv8fb 3 года назад +4

      @@timi.o9459 😂😂

    • @dexterang3252
      @dexterang3252 3 года назад +8

      Underrated comment LMAO

    • @BoOGz_718
      @BoOGz_718 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 3 года назад +6

      @@dexterang3252 saying underrated is overrated. Please stop this trend.

  • @jarfa2352
    @jarfa2352 2 года назад +36

    When aliens arrived they welcomed Zlatan

  • @UC1dOJpMDcfE6hQdx7fm
    @UC1dOJpMDcfE6hQdx7fm 3 года назад +1491

    When Zlatan doesn’t do his taxes, the IRS gives him money.

    • @Electricc__
      @Electricc__ 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @hasiko_xgj7791
      @hasiko_xgj7791 3 года назад +3

      Call me zlatan cuz i ion pay taxes

    • @imdangrow
      @imdangrow 3 года назад +1

      Thats funny cause big companies actually do this

    • @Trustmebroimcorrect
      @Trustmebroimcorrect 3 года назад

      Even Zlatan isn't crazy enough to take on the IRS. He's crazy enough to take on LeBron but the IRS? Noo thank you.
      Batman reference. The joker doesn't mess with the IRS.

  • @JoseMendoza-qw6xj
    @JoseMendoza-qw6xj 3 года назад +3962

    When zlatan left his house he turned back and said to his dad now you’re the man of the house

    • @VNKNWNVK
      @VNKNWNVK 3 года назад +42

      This is a underated com here 😂

    • @TheAwe50me
      @TheAwe50me 3 года назад +17

      💀💀💀💀I'm dying at work

    • @ericbhl6971
      @ericbhl6971 3 года назад +4

      His dad was an alcoholic bruv

    • @clibothy
      @clibothy 3 года назад +2

      @@TheAwe50me call an ambulance then

    • @commiecrusher
      @commiecrusher 3 года назад +4

      Stolen from jocko willink comment section.

  • @reyman507
    @reyman507 3 года назад +3277

    He’s cocky but it works

    • @ezekielaimar7385
      @ezekielaimar7385 3 года назад +283

      He’s cocky but has the skill to back it up that’s why he’s cocky lmao

    • @thezipper100
      @thezipper100 3 года назад +45

      @@ezekielaimar7385 I’ve never watched a game of soccer in my life, too boring but I might have to watch this guy

    • @chrismarston4266
      @chrismarston4266 3 года назад +57

      @@thezipper100 I only watch European leagues, anything else just isn’t as good. It’s easy to get bored of the MLS because all the best players are in Europe.

    • @thezipper100
      @thezipper100 3 года назад +8

      @@chrismarston4266 where can I watch a Europe league game? I’m tryna see what it about lol

    • @rrranes
      @rrranes 3 года назад +22

      @@thezipper100 sky sports or any uk channels. u can also look up zlatan's best plays on youtube.

  • @kramyer3109
    @kramyer3109 2 года назад +17

    When Zlatan was born, *he* congratulated the doctor.

  • @nf._.prodss6329
    @nf._.prodss6329 3 года назад +4633

    What superpowers would you like? 7 year old boy: I want to fly!
    Zlatan: hold my beer

  • @lightningsplash44
    @lightningsplash44 3 года назад +7114

    When Zlatan installs Windows,
    Microsoft agrees to his terms and conditions

  • @aleksimoose
    @aleksimoose 3 года назад +2814

    When Zlatan come late for a meeting the others apologies for being early.

  • @donmackie6086
    @donmackie6086 Год назад +1

    ZI is a man and he's not afraid to behave like one. Much love and respect for this very talented athlete.

  • @MrLegit_47
    @MrLegit_47 3 года назад +1355

    When Zlatan is shown the red card, the REF leaves the pitch

    • @aliadnan3676
      @aliadnan3676 3 года назад +19

      Zlatan is the one who shows the red card to the REF 😂😂😂

    • @jivvr
      @jivvr 3 года назад +2

      @@aliadnan3676 💀

    • @phnxvfx
      @phnxvfx 3 года назад +3

      *the ref leaves the world

    • @prateek4461
      @prateek4461 3 года назад +3

      This happened

    • @jaystone5036
      @jaystone5036 2 года назад

      😂

  • @charger9912
    @charger9912 3 года назад +1359

    "At some point too much confidence is not stupidity, but genius"
    -Sun Tzu, probably.

    • @Salmacream
      @Salmacream 3 года назад +12

      He was a savage, but this is more like diogenes when he met Alexander the Great.

    • @sussusamogus8860
      @sussusamogus8860 3 года назад +88

      "you can make a dead person say anything by just putting their name bellow the quote". -Confucius

    • @theomagh4169
      @theomagh4169 3 года назад +4

      @@sussusamogus8860 i am in confusion

    • @judewilliams4767
      @judewilliams4767 3 года назад +19

      @@sussusamogus8860”that quote is not true” Abraham Lincoln

    • @umarahmed2378
      @umarahmed2378 3 года назад +7

      @@Salmacream Alexander: "If I weren't Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes."
      Diogenes: "If I weren't Diogenes, I too would wish to be Diogenes."

  • @voxnonvox6382
    @voxnonvox6382 10 месяцев назад +1

    We have seen so many confident people being humbled in so many ways. Its fun to watch this guy. Hmmm...give him some couple if years.

  • @20_foot_burmese_pyth0n
    @20_foot_burmese_pyth0n 3 года назад +3688

    Zlatan doesn't actually kick the ball when he's playing. It just rolls away from him out of respect.

  • @gijsbertvanluik3953
    @gijsbertvanluik3953 3 года назад +1163

    When Zlatan was born he named his parents.

  • @Y_KM
    @Y_KM 3 года назад +2909

    When zlatan decides to buy a game they have to accept his terms of service

    • @NA-xp2cr
      @NA-xp2cr 3 года назад +42

      These are getting very creative.

    • @firescotc2817
      @firescotc2817 3 года назад +2

      Copied

    • @Just_ink
      @Just_ink 3 года назад

      Buy? Heh the game company pays him to even lay eyes on their games

    • @HudaHamond
      @HudaHamond 3 года назад

      loooll

  • @philipemmanuel5680
    @philipemmanuel5680 Год назад +3

    Leonidas: You there, what is your profession?
    Zlatan: I am Zlatan
    Spartans: Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo

  • @dippylip3609
    @dippylip3609 3 года назад +1628

    When the cops pull Zlatan over, they give him their license and registration

    • @kashifhassan8934
      @kashifhassan8934 3 года назад +6

      This was a good one

    • @AIRTIGHT31
      @AIRTIGHT31 3 года назад +5

      Weak and overrated comment.

    • @dippylip3609
      @dippylip3609 3 года назад +5

      @@AIRTIGHT31 Ight, then why don't you come up with something better and get more likes since my comment is clearly "weak and overrated"

    • @Micecube
      @Micecube 3 года назад

      Thank

    • @michaelenyinna6427
      @michaelenyinna6427 3 года назад

      😁😁😁😁

  • @Workrategetschingy
    @Workrategetschingy 3 года назад +585

    Zlatan once said he wanted to live alone, so his parents moved out

  • @schistoceragergaria
    @schistoceragergaria 3 года назад +1738

    When Zlatan is sitting on a bench in the park, the birds give him their bread

  • @mummomuscsri1411
    @mummomuscsri1411 Год назад +7

    Zlatan:do you want to go upstairs?
    Gf:yes!
    Zlatan:then go

  • @squeeze_YT
    @squeeze_YT 3 года назад +3641

    When Zlatan cuts onions, the onions cry.

    • @nameless2850
      @nameless2850 3 года назад +19

      Kill me😂

    • @trans-a.m.
      @trans-a.m. 3 года назад +5

      😂

    • @earlnoli
      @earlnoli 3 года назад +6

      man you killed it! 😂

    • @AdittyaC7
      @AdittyaC7 3 года назад +4

      Not to ruin the joke, but the onions literally cry (release a chemical), when it is cut.. which causes irritation to our eyes and we ultimately cry

    • @koriyan9509
      @koriyan9509 3 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHA

  • @RovaxYt
    @RovaxYt 3 года назад +2965

    Zlatan once went to The Virgin Islands. Now there just called The Islands.

    • @bruhgamer9409
      @bruhgamer9409 3 года назад +51

      what happened to the men

    • @Molly-tv5sv
      @Molly-tv5sv 3 года назад +71

      @@bruhgamer9409 😏😏😏😏

    • @aminarbab9465
      @aminarbab9465 3 года назад +41

      @@bruhgamer9409 There is only one lion😎

    • @fizzcode7758
      @fizzcode7758 3 года назад +69

      He fucked the islands 😦😦

    • @flexsage3788
      @flexsage3788 3 года назад +24

      @@fizzcode7758 **IM SORRY LITTLE ONE**