Zlatan Ibrahimovic: The Universe's Best Fortune Teller
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2018
- James Corden's trip to the arcade is thrown when he comes across Zlatan Speaks, a familiar-looking fortune telling machine. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the greatest fortune teller in the universe, gives James some hard truths.
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Zlatan once pulled a prank on his friends
Now it’s called April fools
Tf
Weak
Okk
😂😂
I SEE HOW U GOT ALL THIS LIKES
When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password
Password: Zlatan
@@dmtm Zlatan : Password
HAHAHAHAA
This is the best wifi password in the universe.
You mean when your house goes to Zlatan
When Zuckerberg invented Facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan.
Iya
Zlatan dont do friend request, zlatan is already in the list
Abdo Areish 10 HHHAHAHA
creepy
Zlatan had facebook before Mark was invented it
One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho, since then he can't stop smiling.
Nice😂
Probably Leao heard a joke or 2 from Zlatan that's why he's also always smiling..
😂 The best one
Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
This is underrated
His alarm clock wakes up to him.
😂
🤣
Dennis Snieff r/woooosh
Zlatan once used his hand to score a goal.
It is now known as basketball
🤣🤣
It is now known as handball.
@@patmull1 You didnt get the joke rofl
@@noedeliama4858 And you don't know what handball is.
@@noedeliama4858 smol brain
when graham bell invented the telephone he already had a missed call from ZLATAN
Underated
Copied many times
Zlatan doesnt make missed calls
@@ebbacarlman236 Calls miss Zlatan
@@malikmohamed6051 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When zlatan was born he named his dad zlatan junior
Lmao
Zlatan knows victoria's secret
Underated
Victorias secret is that her real name is derrick
Stolennn
Her secret is disgusting stuff
She is hungry
Zlatan once missed school for two days, now it's called the weekend
Amazing
😂😂😂
Haha nice one!
Stolen comment
@@attacktitan5864 Show me where
Zlatan once late for a show and the show was named The Late Late Show
Zlatan never comes late, the show begin too soon
@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂😂
@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂
@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂
you should have said zlatan came early to a show,or the show called the early the show
Zlatan once had a race with time
time is still running
that was good 😂
Ok funny
Great reply man !
😂😂😂
Good one m8
Zlatan just got shot, the bullet is in critical condition
Damn😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated
Lmao
XD u sur are a genius😂
When zlatan was born he named his parents
UNDERATTED
HAHA
His parents were already named by then.
Don't say that I got r/wooshed because the joke is only wrong and upon that he has copied it.
LPEMCH fan oh wow really....
ShReY SoLdiEr r/woosh
Zlatan once closed his eyes for a long time, this is now known as sleeping
zlatan can breath
in spaces
You mean ZLEEPING? 😎
@@tangosierra911 haha
That’s a good one 😂
Thanos: I am inevitable
Zlatan: no you're not
Thanos: guess I'm not then
And then Zlatan snapt
When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake.
They change the language
Underrated
@Mohammad Abid2307 I see what you did there 😭
Sem Laarman hoi ben jij ook hier
Haha lekker man
underrated
Problem is that Zlatan wasn’t trying to act.
Acting was trying to Zlatan.
Very good
@@chesslmc you right 😂😂
I like this one because has no sense
burst out laughing
:)))))
Zlatan doesn't tell the future. Whatever he says, the Universe just makes sure it happens
Zlatan looks at onions,the onions starts to cry
🤣
When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out.
Prohdeen 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great comment
Prohdeen This Got me 😲😅
Omg 😂
Prohdeen this made me laugh😂
When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the dictionary gets updated
When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the words gets added to the Oxford dictionary.
Blasphemy ! Zlatan doesn't make mistakes
Lmao😂😂😂
lol in the franche and swidish dictionary they did add a verb from his nam it call zalataner
If zlatan make up his own word it would be added to the dictionary
Once Zlatan stretched a square,
It's now called a rectangle.
When Zlatan goes shopping, the cashier pays him money.
😂
That's actually true
Zlatan once kicked the earth and to this day still spinning
Hahhahah
LMFAAAAAO
Hahaha
😂😂😂 I’m dead because of these type of comments
😂🤣😂😂😂
When Zalatan is about to cross road
The vehicles looks right and left.
jajajajaj
lol wtf
Noice one 😂😂😂
zlatan*
Bro I'm the 1001 liker
When zlatan looks in the mirror he doesn't see a reflection...because THERE IS ONLY ONE ZLATAN.
Zlatan doesn’t celebrate Christmas.
Christmas celebrates Zlatan.
Hahahahaha all the comments are best I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣
He is god and jesus
@@mianzeeshan5344 These comments are like Chuck Norris jokes
Zlatan was charged with robbery, he let the judge off with a warning.
😂😂😂
Rosida Andriyana wasn’t zlatan also born in a refugee family?
@@jrbb1837 no, because he granted Sweden neutralization.
JR BB yes. His parents are bosnian origin
No.. Robbery was charged with Zlatan 😂
Everyone: when will Sweden win the World Cup .
Zlatan: I haven't decided it yet .
Heykei Muse when will the World Cup win Zlatan
It's thanks to Zlatan Sweden never won, without Zlatan Sweden came longer
Ooof
Worst joke ever since he doesn't play for Sweden anymore.
@@Jox9n lmfao...u don't know him mate
Zlatan once missed 2 months of school now we have summer holidays
when zlatan looks at the sky, clouds start sweating. Some people call it rain.
Lol
Not the best one, but still underrated
Zlatan once built a snowman out of rain
That's a rainman i guess
@@ibrahimmyb6569 wrong that's zlatan
Lmaooooo
Zlatan was once swimming in the ocean and he felt something hit him in the back, he turned around and saw the Titanic sinking
best
Underrated
@@sthita1104 Yes very underrated
How old is he.....
@@jenskalvatn3118 year is 38 zlatan old
When Ibra said “soccer” you can see the pain in his face
If Zlatan looks at the mirror he see’s nothing because thier is only one zlatan 💔
James Rodriguez 🔥🔥
James Rodriguez hahaaaa
Hi James it’s me Virgil
Jk it’s not the Real Virgil Van Dijk
@@L_S_23 oh,I was confused for a second there,I thought you were ACRUALLY Van Dijk
Their is spelt their not thier.
Also it is there not their
Zlatan raised his parents by himself
ASMRdonsusurros he also adopted his siblings when he was 7
hahahahahaha
He also fed his parents
Lol
First joke I found funny
I am awarding this comment section "BEST COMMENTS 2020"
Here here 🙌 👏
Yessss
Just needs one more comment from zlatan then it would be the best comment section in the whole universe
@@rodolopez1971 in the whole Zlatan*
@@rodolopez1971 Zlatan doesn’t comment tho, comment does Zlatan
Zlatan leaves the pitch when he’s sick of game
It’s now known as substitutions
When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
😂😂😂😂
😂
LMAO
Nice one
Briliant :)))))))))))
When Zlatan does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Sad try.
Raaka
Soo
That is true according to newton’s Third law
This is one of chuck norris' facts.
@@hultanils505 I was thinking the same.
I just love Zlatan. His comedy is spot on
Zlatan answered me, now it is called Nobell Dinner...
When zlatan' parents were scared at night.
They slept with him
That's inappropriate. I love it.
When zlatan jumps into a sea he doesn't get wet, instead sea gets zlataned.
542 likes but no comments
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.........the word " ZLATANED" is the new word i have found😂
Zlatan in Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian... is a name but can also be adjective for example zlatan dečak wich in English means golden boy so yeah his name in the literal means GOLDEN and you can comfortably say that SEA GOT GILDED BECAUSE OF ZLATAN
Zlatan dont get nightmares
The nightmares get zlatan
Zlatan is the type of guy to give the referee a red card because he missed a foul.
What is James Corden doing in the Zlatan show?
😂 hell yeah
Hahaha
Bcoz he is quest for zlatan show.
LMAO
Featuring
Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
Uchiha Obito
And he felt sorry for the stones
With Rajni Khand bird
😂
Kill two birds with one stone, did i mean that?
2 birds, 1 stone,
2 birds with the 1 stone!
2 birds, 1 stone,
2 birds with the 1 stone!
#KSI #sidemen
Zlatan once missed his favorite talk show, it’s now called late night talk shows.
Zlatan once said something , now something is everything
Zlatan got bitten by a zombie.
The zombie turned into Zlatan.
No there is only one zlatan
When then zlatan is bitten a zombie^^
Lol your joke's not good, cuz "there's only ome Zlatan"
Zlatan bit the zombie so the zombie Became a zombie and zlatan became zlatan
@@sao953 dude *ᗯᕼᗩ丅?*
Zlatan was once late for school the teacher punished the whole class for coming early.
Zlatanfacts
Waleed Khan 😂
😂😂😂
When zlatan crosses the road cars look both ways.
Zlatanfacts
Cameras cant take picture of zlatan,noone takes anything from zlatan.
Zlatan doesn't live in the universe
The universe lives for zlatan
Zlatan don't need friend requests, Zlatan is already on the list
Zlatan's father's name is Zlatan Junior...
😂😂😂😂
Am i the only one who is always reading the comments on these zlatan videos cus they are so funny...😂
If you look at the amount of likes every comment has, do you think in your narcissistic mind that you really are the only one?
@@shadzudh LMAOOOO
nope, ur not alone
@@shadzudh not narcissistic but a little stupid maybe
You are not alone
Fortune doesn't tells what Zlatan can do, Zlatan tells what fortune can do
the coronavirus tried to infect zlatan, now the coronavirus has zlatan.
Heart died because of Zlatan attack
Ahhhah
I laugh so hard 😂
LMAO finally a new comment on zlatan
Bro copyright it 😂
Zlatan once visited The Virgin Islands... ever since, it is now called The Islands
😂😂😂
Zlatan did something to the Islands 😂
Pretty good comment dude!!!😆😆😆😆
🤣😂🤣😂 No longer a Virgin
Oh f**k best comment in this section
When a black hole gets anywhere near Zlatan the black hole can't escape and gets spaghettified
When Zlatan ignored john cena, he became invisible.
Zlatan has a dairy, we know it as the Guinness Book of World Records
So Zlatan has some milk product which is now Guiness book? Good joke.
it only takes one spelling mistake to ruin the whole fking joke. great job mate
Yess
You mean a diary? :)
Muhd Iqbal but if Zlatan said it then it would have been the funniest joke ever
He really should become a late night show host😂😂😂 "Zlatan Night"
And it would be aired even in the mornings
amir rasydan 😂😂😂
Zlatan night the best late show in the universe
Elijah Badavi would defo watch 😂👍❤️
He has way too much ego to be interviewing other people with big egos.
Zlatan once played football. Now he's legendary
Zlatan doesn't need the dollars, the dollars need ZLATAN.
"Universe is the greatest football player in the entire zlatan"
😂😂😭😭🤣 i love these comments.
@@rai2683 sams here
So funny bro i laughed a lot🤣🤣🤣
The man. The myth. The legend.
Zlatan lost his virginity before his parents
When Zlatan was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
Baby Beast mode zlatan is his own mom
Lol i think its true
Zlatan was never born
Le Grond ZLATAN!😊
this what i did
The people scream "we want Zlatan" Zlatan Gave them Zlatan
Ronaldo: I am the GOAT
THE GOAT: I AM ZLATAN
LMAO Jesus
Actual Underrated Comment 🤣
Fact: Every Zlatan video consists of a Zlatan comment section
When Zlatan looks in the mirror there is no reflection, there can not be a 2nd Zlatan
Kevin samimian 😂🤣😂
Hilarious...
Epic..
LMAAOAOOOOO
Best one I heard till now lol
When zlatan chops onions the onions cry
😂
Nice
Zlatan doesn't depend on his fortune, fortune goes by his will
LA Galaxy signed a contract to play for Zlatan
Zlatan made them pay to play with him.
😂
Legend has it, zlatan was present when zlatan was born.
Zlatan was also present when his parents were born xD
Zlatan was also present when God was born.
Best so far 🤣🤣🤣
When zlatan goes to the market, cashiers queue up.
Zlatan ? Absolutly respect
Zlatan did not become a fortune teller. The fortune teller became Zlatan.
Naved Alvi But it is impossible to become Zlatan.
Naved Alvi mm8u8(
Naved Alvi When ZLATAN predicts something & it's wrong ... Future changes !!
Nice copied comment
oxygen needs Zlatan to survive
371 likes with no reply here you go
Once Zlatan and time had a race..
Guess what?
Time is still running 😄
You know the comments gonna be interesting when there's a video of zlatan
Zlatan MUST have his own show!
Paula Savioli why don't You? And I'll be your first guest
Zlatan doesn't do stupid auditions, he is Zlatan
The Show must have his own Zlatan
Zlatan doesn't have shows shows have zlatans
Zlatan already owns the late late show what do I mean
I love all of the Chuck Norris turned Zlatan jokes in the comments 😂
Some people received blood from Zlatan through a transfusion on Red Cross. These people are now known as X-men.
hot
Lmao
@@jesuschaves631 gay
Lolll
The Infinity stones are made of *Zlatan*
Nadzwan Tahir They wish they would be.
Hahaha!! Think he actually needs those stones?
Zlatan is the best infinity stone maker in the universe
I would love to see Zlatan fighting Thanos. Thanos will have no chance.
Gaz even with the infinity gauntlet thanos will lose
Chuck Norris: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
Once I got a call on my phone
Me: Hey, Zlatan wassup?
Zlatan: How did you know it was me?
Me: Ofc it was you...cause my phone was switched off.
Best comment 😂 😂... Bro copyright it before people starts using it
@@jacksummer4041 haha... thanks bro
@@7moodi35 what? lol
😂😂😂
😂😂
When Zlatan goes to a barber shop, the barber asks for a haircut.
Zlatan doesn't need water, water needs Zlatan
When John Logie Baird switched on his television,
He saw Zlatan playing soccer.
when people want to read comments on zlatan, youtube is created
Zlatan once gave a child a hammer as a present, now we know that child as Thor!!!
2 years later this is still the greatest thing ever
zlatan is everything
When the comments are funnier than the actual skit
No
Zlatan makes teachers do their homework
Zlatan once cracked a joke on someone's future. It became known as fortune telling