@Shivaji Ahir Ö is the last character in the Swedish alphabet (a,...,x,y,z,å,ä,ö), and Zlatan are from Sweden. So basically fail, even if it was a fun comment by Anish.
@@arlimando9745 No, he is wrong. There three other characters after Z in Swedish alphabet. And why would Zlatan Ibrahimovic EVER wanted the LAST character in the English alphabet? Tell me that... But YOU are right about Sweden being a Zlatanish country. 😉
Some facts:- 1) Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel. 2) You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'. 3) Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning. 4) Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories. 5) Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right. 6) Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund. 7) When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does. 8 ) Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers. 9) Zlatan went to school so he could be studied. 10) Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan. 11) Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook . 12) Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird. 13) There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives. 14) Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting. 15) When Zlatan was a 5 years old, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. When he turned 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 16) Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 17) One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. 18) When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 19) The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 20) One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
@@rusty3238 well ya this joke is not that funny...i know what the joke about in my mind...but hard to explain it...the joke doesnt make sense..so ya pain in the ass to explain it
15 FACTS ABOUT ZLATAN 1- Zlatan does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from zlatan 2- Zlatan has already been to Mars, that's why there is no life there 3- Zlatan can win a game of connect four in three moves 4- Zlatan was the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis 5- Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird 6- Zlatan once uppercut a horse, now there are giraffes 7- When a zombie apocalypse starts, the zombies are the ones trying to survive 8- Zlatan can kill your imaginary friends 9- Zlatan knows Victoria's secret 10- Zlatan is the reason Waldo is hiding. 11- Zlatan played Russian roulette with a full loaded revolver and won 12- Zlatan makes onions cry 13- Zlatan can do a wheelie on a unicycle 14- Zlatan can cut a knife with butter 15- Zlatan cheated on his English test...........with a calculator.
It's even funnier in his native language where zlatan means golden and here when you say On je zlatan that means something as He is absolutely the best
1. zlatan doesn't get arrested, he arrests police 2. Death doesn't arrive zlatan, he arrives death 3. He doesn't need bodyguard, bodyguard needs him 4. He doesn't follow rules, rules follow him 5. When zlatan do crime, it become law 6. When zlatan's parachute doesn't open, he complaints shopkeeper
It is so nice to see James Corden on Zlatan’s show
Underrated
@@jeffingeorgesam1459 nah this exac comment has like 10k likes
😆😆😆
Lmao
@@jeffingeorgesam1459 STFU DUDE
When Zlatan was born he named his parents
and their name would be zlatan's dad and zlatan's mom in official
Brilliant LoL
That’s good haha
His dad is Zlatan Jr.
Hahaha
When Zlatan lies
It becomes the truth
Underrated
What do you mean ? Zlatan doesn't lie.
@@unknownwarrior5672 Because he IS the truth
Zlatan never lies... Lies are afraid of him.
It’s the truth, I think!
*Once Zlatan had a race with Time...*
*Time is still running.*
Can't find better than this😂
True so true.
It's way underrated
This was the worst😂😂
Bro one of the best 😂
When Zlatan comes to "America Got Talent" judges shows him talent.
Zlatan cant win Americas Got Talent. Americas Got Talent wins him.
😂😂😂👍🏻
More like he judges them
Sahil Batra yep😂😂😂
Nope... He will change the name to "zlatan wins talent
*This is not “Can Zlatan”. This is “Zlatan Can”.*
Underrated
you posted that earlier guarantee you woulda gotten tons o likes, man. love the comment so much XD
Much underrated
this is Can I Zlatan
Maher Noorhussein 😂
Reading the comments I see that humor has a great sense of Zlatan.
lmfao good one
😂😂
Lmao, good
Epicc lmfao
😂😂😂😂
When zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest.
😂😂😂
😂
Exactly
When Zlatan come to your house you ask if you can stay
When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out
lmaoooo
😂😂😂😂
🤣
AHAHHAHAA
Lol
Zlatan already watched this episode before coming to the show..
😂😂😂
Lool😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
Oh.. Fuck this had me laughing for minutes
Thats why he's cadabra
Zlatan is type of dude who calls 911 to ask whts their emergency
i didnt want to ruin 420 likes. so, i didnt like the cmnt.
😂😂😂😂
@@Secondluri opps
😅😅😅
🖕😂😂😂
when Zlatan's phone rings in the cinema, *they pause the movie*
Nice!
😅😅😅🤣
now its call intermission
Nah this one💀💀😭
Nice need 1K likes
When zlatan cuts onion, the onion cries
Tears of happiness
This one was gdddd
@@AhmadY-sv8kv no it wasn't
This is from the yo mama jokes
HE AND KEANU THE BESTSSSSS
Once zlatan installed Windows , Microsoft accepted his terms and conditions
Underrated
I demand 10K likes on this
criminally underrated and creative without being mainstream
Stolen comment
Nice
When Zlatan looks in the mirror nothing appears because there can't be a second Zlatan.
BUTIN BANERJEE good one
Aohh yeee this one good
Stolen
LMAOooo
You got fucked up 💀💀💀💀 I'm crying
While sheep are sleeping, they are counting Zlatan Ibrahimovics
@@milkbottle6591 hes just running laps and jumping
but there is only one zlatan
😂😂😂😂😂
No zlatan moves so fast there appears to be 100 of them
@@RJstillalive ah
This is the most enjoyable comment section
All of the comments here are like the classic Chuck Norris jokes
@@maropsen Chuck Norris makes nothing but Zlatan jokes
So true
@@shaq4149 ikr
The jokes are lame but i still find them funny
When zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password
😂😂😂🔥
Even the wifi need a password from zlatan
The best zlatan comment ever. Somebody give this guy a oscar.
😂😂😂I am dying of laughter lmao
Good one 😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
this comment is underrated
Damn!🤣🔥
😂
That is fake information 😅 They did not do that....
😂😂😂
Zlatan once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything
Lol
Once Zlatan went to school late. The teacher punished the other students for coming early
shashank gupta DEADDD
😂😂😂
haha it was good
🙌🏾😂😂
Best COMMENT dude
Once Zlatan committed a crime
They arrested the cop
The crime comitted Zlatan
Roman Bellic the crime would not dare
The victim was arrested
You're all hilarious
😂😂😂😂
when zlatan cross the road, the cars stops and look left and right
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
HAHAHAHA
Kids are looking under the bed, to make sure there are not ghosts. Ghosts are looking under the bed, to make sure there is not Zlatan.
😂👏
lol underrated
Monsters are under the bed not ghosts but A for effort
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Zlatan left home he said to his dad "you are the man of the house now"
Best one yet
Best one
hahahahahahah
😂😂😂😂
Dam
zlatan's father name is zlatan junior
Lmao🤣
Lol I'm so weak lol 😂
😂🤣🤣
😩😫💀
netanel levi lmao
Zlatan doesn't get dehydrated, water gets dezlatanized.
How is this one not the top comment? I mean...dezlatanized.
Screenshotted
This comment is epic (so you deserve my like it's the 1000th)
The big question is, is there enough space in the universe for Zlatand AND Chuck Norris?
Epic
once zlatan started playing football with his hands
now that game is known as basketball
Not Basketball ...... That is Called Handball ......
@@muhammadsaffyan4843 so basket ball played with head? basket ball played by hands too
@@dc_gahyeonpretty5760 that's good but he is talking about handball when in a football match a player touches ball with hand
The worst day of Zlatan's life was the 30th of February, now we dont have that day again.
UNDERRATED AF
*69* likes
This deserved more likes
bruh
This one is gold
When mark zuckerburg discovered Facebook he already had a friend request from zlatan
Oww
Invented*
Nah. Facebook sent a request to Zlatan.
Zlatan didn't send a friend request to Mark. Mark sent a friend request to Zlatan.
Sorry, a stolen comment 👎
When zlatan is pulled over, the officer shows him his ID
😂😂😂
They obliged to identify themselves as police officer
So joke on you 😂😂
When zlatan goes to court, the judge was questioned
Officer don't pull over zlatan, zlatan pull over officer
No, Zlatan pulls the cop over and shows his ID to the cop
I'm dying with these Zlatan jokes😭😂😂
😂
Me too bro😂😂😂
not jokes facts
@@alan82777 u just ruined my day
@@cr7xreus745 yeah so?
When Zlatan does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
This... This is a fact
This is some 3020 weed right here😂😂😂
Ha ha
Doesn't this apply to chuck norris
When Graham Bell first invented the telephone, there was this message.
*Missed call from Zlatan*
Aww yea
😂😂😂
Best one lmao
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha
Meucci invented the telephone, bell just stole his idea
Netflix pays Zlatan for watching it
Zlatan asks Netflix if they are Still watching
Rahul Roy HAHAHAHHA I imagine him sitting in front of the TV shouting ”nETFLIX, ARE YOU STILL WATCHING?”
No way 🤣
@@yassy8088 No the tv sits infront of Zlatan
Do they have a sponsorship setup?
When zlatan was late to school his teacher apologized for being too early
When Zlatan Ibrahimovic smokes, the cigarette has cancer
XDDD
Oh my KKKKKKKKK
🤣🤣🤣🤙🏼😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Zlatan Doesn't Smoke, Smoke Does Zlatan
When Zlatan comes late for Training,
The Team is too early
The team is punished for being too early*
Alin Goku v
😂😂😂😂
In other words the team is not on time
Anjay subes!
Zlatan once missed two days of school. Now we have Saturday and Sunday
Underrated
Wow...this guy is a God of so much...
Nice
Thank got he did...
Over used unoriginal :/
When Zlatan opened his eyes, World saw him.
When Zlatan looks in the mirror, he sees nothing, because there is only one Zlatan
Brilliantt 😂
There is already a comment like this
Copied but amazing
Zlato means gold in many slovenic languages. Sooo
God damn
Before Zlatan was born Alphabet ended with Y.
No, because the alphabet ends with Ö.
@Shivaji Ahir Ö is the last character in the Swedish alphabet (a,...,x,y,z,å,ä,ö), and Zlatan are from Sweden.
So basically fail, even if it was a fun comment by Anish.
@@AndersJackson Nope Sweden is a Zlatanish country in Zlatania continent..So he's still right
Yooo I love it 😂😂😂
@@arlimando9745 No, he is wrong. There three other characters after Z in Swedish alphabet.
And why would Zlatan Ibrahimovic EVER wanted the LAST character in the English alphabet? Tell me that...
But YOU are right about Sweden being a Zlatanish country. 😉
James: Can Zlatan name three Kardashians?
Zlatan: Mary, Jenn and Annie.
James: But those aren't their names?
Zlatan: They are now.
XD
Imagine he said that 😂😂😂
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
Can Zlatan bang 3 Kardashians?
Zlatan: I already did
I laughed out loud 😂
I cried tears while reading the comments.
I like Zlatan very much and I love that he fortunes that Zlatan role with us all.
When Devil goes to sleep,he checks under his bed for Zlatan.
👺good one 😃
Under rated
@@jasimwasi7479 under_rated
Ya because he is God
1k likes
zlatan never runs ...
earth goes backward for him!...
Hahahahahah
Zlatan was the one who threw that apple on Newton's head.
Agreed
best one ive seen so far HAHAHAHA
Not funny
Not even funny
Sahi ho bro 😂
When Zlatan turned 18 his parents moved out
Comment under Zimbax for sale
Hahahah
No way 😂🤣🤣😂
Stolen from the other zlatan video…
@@marcihab3088 And?
When Zlatan chills during a sunny day on a beach. He doest get sun-tanned, the sun gets zla-tanned.
Wow this is great and underrated sense humor dope man
brilliance
Lmfao these dad jokes really stretching far
This Comment is way too underrated
😅😅😅😅 Nice one!!!!
How many push ups did you do Zlatan?
Zlatan: All of them...
What ? 😘
This one was the best of all😂😂
Correction
Until push up get zlatened
Where can I find it ?
Zlatan doesn’t do push ups push ups do zlatans
Once Zlatan missed two days of school in a row, now these days are called saturday and sunday-
That's rly good
I actually go to school on saturday :/
Like it 😂😂😂👊
Very original
Dammit he should’ve missed more
One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho, since then he can't stop smiling.
Zlatan once got a call during a game, now it's called Half-time
Naaice
Lame
ZackAttack then make a one by yourself
Nice one
When Zlatan gets shot..the bullet starts bleeding
Uff
Underrated af
Underrated af👌👌👌
@Karan Yes it does
Shot what you talking about? He just dodges the bullets.
When zlatan makes a grammatical error, they update the dictionary.
Looooooool
Underrated
Copied
He makes no error, he *detects* the error
dictionary is for vocabulary mainly
Once Zlatan killed a stone with two birds.
rather two stones with one bird
@@merouanmerouan9045 u dont understand baby
Once Zlatan had a bad day on 30 February,today the day did not exists anymore.
Nice grammar
@@brfmc964 wow dog
@@ssdasdadfgdafaf3062 excuse me?
@@brfmc964 wow dog
xD
When Neil Arsmtrong step at the moon,
He found "Zlatan was here" sign..
🤣🤣🤣
Good one
Zlatan is everywhere
Yo this comments 😂😂 have me 💀💀💀💀
No
When Zlatan buys something, the seller gives him money
😂😂😂
Samsung
Yes hahaha...topp.
Oh shit
😂😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan stars in a movie, the Academy Award gets nominated a Zlatan Ibrahimovic
No, Zlatan won all categories
Zlatan actually has a diary, it's called the Guinness Book of world records
1900 underrated
GET THIS TO THE TOP PLS!
That’s a good one🤣.
TRUE
Deadass😂
*When Zlatan looks at the mirror he sees nothing. There's only one Zlatan.*
Zlatan doesn't look at mirrors, mirrors look at Zlatan
When pictures are Zlatan mirror, mirror Zlatan are pictures
😂😂😂
When Zlatan is pictures mirror, pictures are mirror Zlatan
Joey Busnardo when mirrors pictured is zlatan
Zlatans picture is mirror
Zlatan once had a race against time,legend has it time is still running
Not bad!!!
Gaza Thug Zlatan once let out a fart
Passing gas was invented that day
LMFAO
😂😂
Oof... Nice one
Some facts:-
1) Zlatan doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair can't grow on steel.
2) You can't use 'Zlatan' as your password because it is 'too strong'.
3) Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
4) Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories.
5) Zlatan doesn't make left turns, because everything he does is right.
6) Zlatan once went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
7) When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.
8 ) Zlatan and Superman once had a race. The loser had to start wearing his underwear over his trousers.
9) Zlatan went to school so he could be studied.
10) Cameras can't take pictures of Zlatan, nothing takes anything from Zlatan.
11) Zlatan can rip a page out of Facebook .
12) Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
13) There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives.
14) Zlatan was approached to star in Mission Impossible. But he refused because he found the title insulting.
15) When Zlatan was a 5 years old, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. When he turned 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
16) Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
17) One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
18) When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
19) The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
20) One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
The zlatan and Superman one tho 💀💀
These are gold = Zlatan
Legends has it at school teachers raised their hands to talk to Zlatan
🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂😂🤣
Classic
that's not a legend thats the truth
Lol
Once Zlatan killed two stones with one bird.
hhh fireee
fire. that one is a contender
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
hahaahaha
It’s Good To See James On Zlatan’s Show!
😂😂
😄😄😄😄 love it from morocco 🇲🇦
one of the best comments ever!!!😂😂😂👌
most underrated comment here😂😂😂👌
I wonder what happened to zlatan doesnt do auditions
It's nice to see that humor has a great sense of Zlatan.
Zlatan once kicked the ball so high that now it's called the moon
Mike Anderson hahahahaha
Hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
Damn zlatan, 238,855 miles
😂😂😂
When Zlatan was born, he chose the names for his parents
wtf lol
ahahhhahahah
😂
Hahahah bruh
Hahha
Zlatan doesn't scroll with mouse, he scrolls with lion.
Well played brother
100th likr
Ohh 100k iq
Ihve seen this comment on another video but its an year ago lol
1000th like
When Zlatan hires bodyguards,the bodyguards feel safe.
Zlatan once visited a place called Britain. Now it’s called Great Britain!
😂😂
Lool😂😂😂
😂
el o el
Goddamn
I get why Zlatan is so arrogant.
He had to raise both of his parents being an single child ..
I love u
Awww WhatsApp me
@@virajnaik6142 wtf is hapening here
Hahaha just kidding bro ...god bless you hermano
@@radiosilent87 got no idea. These Indians
Death once had a near zlatan experience
😂😂😂😂so dope
this comment is underrated 😂
This comment needs more likes
Hahahahaha good one bro
BAYOU Amine
Scrolling down there’s been some good ones, but this one genuinely made me crack up laughing!
👍🏼
Everyone thought newton found gravity out of luck, little did they know that it was zlatan who dropped apple on newtons head purposely
When Zlatan’s in class , the teacher raises his hand to talk
Fortnite Mobile what if the teachers a girl
Are you really expecting me to write his/her ?
Fresh😈
@@luka6848 So it can be perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@@luka6848 you arent
💀💀💀Inevitable💀💀💀
Zlatan once smacked his hand around a building.. Now it is know as the Leaning tower of Pisa
When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.
Prateek Goutam 😂😂😂😂
Old.
And zlatan killed graham poll (that ref from that england game)
@@AlmostAProPilot Alexander bell
@@uncleduzz ok
I love how Zlatan completely replaced Chuck Norris in all jokes. 🤣🤣💀💀
The best comment section I've ever seen.
Same
No cap
True lmfao
Nope this is The Zlatan comment section u've ever seen.
When Zlatan drops food, it has 5 seconds to get up.
The best I have heard
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣I was in a foul mood and this made my day
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Original
When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake, the dictionary is updated.
😂
😂😂😂😂😂shiiiit soo oriiginaal
😂😂😂😂😂
This deserves a like 😂
Hahaahahahaha
When Zlatan reads book,the book gains knowledge.
Zlatan is not lucky to score goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan
Lmao
Loool best comment section of all time😂😂
🤓😂
You copy someones comment
There once was zlatan. The end
When a genie meets Zlatan, Zlatan grants him 3 wishes
hhh yes sir
Zlatan was once pulled over by a cop, the cop showed him his license and registration.
Lol. Underrated comment
omg I'm weak
😂😂💀
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Zlatan doesn't say "I love you", he says: "I allow you"
Zlatan visits the Virgin Islands.
Now its just called Islands.
Isiah Arellano 😂
You nailed it !
Hahahaha
give this guy more likes!😂
@Usha Arbabi No he stole this from a comment 1 year ago from the fortune teller video
When Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan.
Underrated
we love stolen comments🤙
because Zlatan used Meucci's phone
@@pietrovitale9940 that was a historic one
Cause just by recieving the call from Zlatan the phone transformed to a digitalized phone with memory and missed calls
The reasons I watch videos with Zlatan:
1. He's hilarious
2. For facts about Zlatan in the comments
Lol me 2
Hahahah accurate
666!
ZX T This is zlatan section we are all zlataning about comment
When Zlatan jumps in water, the water drowns.
Zlatan once killed a living room.
Finally something original.Good one.
Don't get it, but it's probably not that funny
@@rusty3238 well ya this joke is not that funny...i know what the joke about in my mind...but hard to explain it...the joke doesnt make sense..so ya pain in the ass to explain it
An actual comment that I laughed about loudly🤣🤣
@@ryuukiie3635 yall r not that creative so u will have a hard time trying to understand it....other than that I dont wanna argue..
15 FACTS ABOUT ZLATAN
1- Zlatan does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from zlatan
2- Zlatan has already been to Mars, that's why there is no life there
3- Zlatan can win a game of connect four in three moves
4- Zlatan was the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
5- Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird
6- Zlatan once uppercut a horse, now there are giraffes
7- When a zombie apocalypse starts, the zombies are the ones trying to survive
8- Zlatan can kill your imaginary friends
9- Zlatan knows Victoria's secret
10- Zlatan is the reason Waldo is hiding.
11- Zlatan played Russian roulette with a full loaded revolver and won
12- Zlatan makes onions cry
13- Zlatan can do a wheelie on a unicycle
14- Zlatan can cut a knife with butter
15- Zlatan cheated on his English test...........with a calculator.
Drew Marecek you are a genius
No. 11.
No.1 had me in tears lmao
@@mooshie_1106 shut up kids..come again when you were 21.dont cry
@@mooshie_1106 INMATURED LITTLE WORM
When Zlatan comes to your home, you automatically become the guest.
Ahahahhaha
Somali maa tahay
@@olivercqgiroud7714 haa sxp
No one else can break Zlatan’s records. Only Zlatan can break Zlatan’s record. What a young talent.
If he eats in a restaurant, the waiter has to tip him
no.
@@GRaToMiC stfu
@@GRaToMiC ?
@@dianamarcelaarenasgonzalez3354 stfu
@@GRaToMiC stfu
Are you a confident man?
I'm Zlatan.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan is not confident.
Confident is Zlatan.
Nope
There's only one Zlatan
I’m groot
It's even funnier in his native language where zlatan means golden and here when you say On je zlatan that means something as He is absolutely the best
Zlatan means Golden . So he basically said I’m golden lmaoo
Zlatan: I want to visit England
England: I'm coming..
Correction: england wants to visit zlatan😂😂
Underrated comment bro
Very underrated comment 😂😂😂
This is the best one yet LOOL
😂
1. zlatan doesn't get arrested, he arrests police
2. Death doesn't arrive zlatan, he arrives death
3. He doesn't need bodyguard, bodyguard needs him
4. He doesn't follow rules, rules follow him
5. When zlatan do crime, it become law
6. When zlatan's parachute doesn't open, he complaints shopkeeper
5th one best