"Your father really was the dumbest man I believe I've ever met. Well maybe not anymore after meeting you. You seem to be quite the idiot yourself." Somehow the full delivery makes it seem funnier to me.
But then I wasn't idiot anymore until I met you. ''obi-wan''/narrator/ or True... except.... then I met you.. (back at you).. your worse than me and ANAKIN PUT TOGETHERRR. (Partial line from Avengers, take insult. Say true take it in, then bounce back by saying, except but then I met you back). Your something else entirely in that nature. Whole other kettle of fish/species. (Insult maker). Your the source of stupid. Where but symptoms. You want stupid I'll show you stupid. True but then had to look at yourself In the mirror. X2 we take cherry but your cake. If were stupid.. then I'd love to see what you are... Words not even dictionary could come up with/in human vocabulary list. Your so stupid even black holes want to spit you back out. There's counter insult. Can't deal with the overload... Stupidity overload. It's got GABA/acid Reflux. Object so infinitely dense in its carrying capacity that even THAT CANT hold your level of stupidity. That it has to spit it back out.. get f'd Mr fuckmaker. Or if you want stupidity. Look at Graham's number. That's you. But even then.. the ink wouldn't dry out.. (Graham number being amount of 0s, if universe was made of ink). Or you make Grahmas number look like a single digit, (in larger Graham's number). Graham's number to the power of Graham's number. If for every number in Graham's number was another Graham's number. Universe of Inkiverse. Or your so stupid even stupidity itself laughs back at you.
It would've been funnier if he'd said "Oh, and Luke, Princess Leia is your twin-sister, I'm telling you this so you don't end up accidentally banging her".
@@MellowDarkflower in an alternate universe: Luke: Uncle Owen! What about the gold one and the blue and white one? Owen: it's too expensive *Directed by George Lucas*
"How did my father die?" "Actually, he's still alive. One thing you really need to learn, Luke. When you intend to kill someone, make sure they're dead. Don't just chop them up and leave them to die, like I did your father."
"Your father was the best star pilot in the galaxy; he crashed every ship he ever flew. And he was a good friend. He used to shout at me repeatedly about how much he disliked me. He was a great Jedi knight. He killed every child at the temple. He did so with his Lightsaber, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age: about 18 years ago. Hey, that's around when you were born! I'm too old to save anyone; I'm 57 can't you tell? You will go to Dagobah to train with Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me. Until Quigon took over because Yoda clearly disliked me. He is a great Jedi knight. He ran away from the Emperor rather than staying to finish the job. Darth Vader built C-3PO."
Obi-Wan: “It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground” Anakin: “You underestimate my power HA. That hits” Obi-wan: “Disadvantage you IDIOT. Does HIGH GROUND mean nothing to you” Anakin: “I HATE YOU!”
Luke after activating R2 “Look at that Luke. There is your sister. Thank the force she showed up and now you know how she looks, otherwise you would have ended up kissing her just to spite the Space Pirate guy and you’d be proud of it. Just proving your stupidity. Why didn’t you become smart like your Mother? “
"He was an idiot. He was too arrogant to accept defeat once i claimed the high ground. So i had no choice but to teach him a valuable lesson when he tried hopping over me like a fool. I sliced him right in half and watched him slide down the hill of his nightmares. It's coarse, rough, irritating and gets everywhere. That's right Luke, your father can't stand sand. Padme told me of this on the way over. I would've put him out of his misery, but we both thought it was poetic justice, so we left him there to wallow in it."
'Your father really was the dumbest man I believe I've ever met. Well, maybe not anymore after meeting you; you seem to be quite the idiot yourself'. Damn, Obi-Wan burned Luke as bad as he burned Anakin. 😆
"That old man is just a crazy old wizard. He's the rudest man on Tatooine. And he's a miserable old fart." "Your uncle's right, Luke. And he made a drunken pass at me when I was in the Anchorhead convenience store. It made me forget to buy blue milk that day "
I know that Elevenlabs is limited to imitating a general American accent, but hearing Obi-Wan's voice gradually degrade from wise, intelligent Brit to your friend's veteran dad from next door is just peak comedy.
@@ValiantWrestling Because, according to your own ridiculous form of government, Britain is the country, England, Wales, Scotland, and Ulster are the equivalent of states in the US. There is no King of England or any of the other principalities. But someone in your German “Royal” family is the “prince” of at least one of these places. Not sure why England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland don’t rate princedom but Wales is giving them the Royal middle finger. Since we don’t give a rats rear end about your regional dialects, you all sound “British” to us. Besides, isn’t Guinness a Celtic name? I’m guessing his forebears were not “English.” Would you be able to tell a Texas accent from Oklahoma or New York from New Jersey? Have you ever spoken of an “American accent”? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
The “maybe not anymore after meeting you” was golden especially delivered in the Alec Guinness Obi Wan way. And he hated Star Wars so I’m sure that’s how he talked to most fans
Bullshit, he found Star Wars very endearing. It's documented all over the internet; specifically interviews with Alex Guinnes in which he says the dialogue was clunky, but the script just had him turn page after page. That's why he agreed to take a role well outside his usual repertoire. Stop spreading baseless and false information.
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil", your father told me in an oddly calm and expositional way in between fighting me in a fit of rage. Speaking of point of view, I'm going to kinda sorta lie to you by making it sound like your father and Darth Vader are two different people. So, uh, don't freak if he tells you the truth after chopping your hand off. We cool?
"On accessible terrain, He who occupies high ground And ensures his line of supplies Will fight to advantage. On precipitous terrain, If we occupy it first, We should hold the heights and wait for the enemy. If the enemy occupies it first, do not go after him, But entice him out by retreating" TL:DR version: Don't fuck with the high ground - Art of War, a book that Anakin probably should have fucking read
I love that luke just sits there and takes all these insults like he's processing what is happening.
He might be even more stupid than his father, right?
Like Ben said, he's probably the biggest idiot he's ever met
It's because he is in fact dumber than his father
I mean, he did just learn that his father's killer is just calmly conversing with him, poor guy is probably in shock.
@@clueless7822
nope - he's too stupid to understand that
"You seem to be quite the idiot yourself." I'm laughing my ass off here.
"Your father really was the dumbest man I believe I've ever met. Well maybe not anymore after meeting you. You seem to be quite the idiot yourself."
Somehow the full delivery makes it seem funnier to me.
Bruh. 😮
Dammmmmmm 😮. Hope don't use insults in real life. Cause dam.
But then I wasn't idiot anymore until I met you. ''obi-wan''/narrator/ or True... except.... then I met you.. (back at you).. your worse than me and ANAKIN PUT TOGETHERRR. (Partial line from Avengers, take insult. Say true take it in, then bounce back by saying, except but then I met you back). Your something else entirely in that nature. Whole other kettle of fish/species. (Insult maker). Your the source of stupid. Where but symptoms. You want stupid I'll show you stupid. True but then had to look at yourself In the mirror. X2 we take cherry but your cake. If were stupid.. then I'd love to see what you are... Words not even dictionary could come up with/in human vocabulary list. Your so stupid even black holes want to spit you back out. There's counter insult. Can't deal with the overload... Stupidity overload. It's got GABA/acid Reflux. Object so infinitely dense in its carrying capacity that even THAT CANT hold your level of stupidity. That it has to spit it back out.. get f'd Mr fuckmaker.
Or if you want stupidity. Look at Graham's number. That's you. But even then.. the ink wouldn't dry out.. (Graham number being amount of 0s, if universe was made of ink). Or you make Grahmas number look like a single digit, (in larger Graham's number). Graham's number to the power of Graham's number. If for every number in Graham's number was another Graham's number. Universe of Inkiverse. Or your so stupid even stupidity itself laughs back at you.
Smuggler.
"Well, maybe not anymore after meeting you"
Fucking lmao
That had me cry laughing!
*nods*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
Tbh, Luke does look like a village idiot.
And he was a good friend
And the best star pilot in the galaxy!
He loved him “like a brother”
And Luke was a mistake, and his mother died after she saw him
Literally shaken that wasn’t the last line of the vid
Which reminds me
The delivery of "Oh yeah, and you also have a twin sister" is just amazing
It would've been funnier if he'd said "Oh, and Luke, Princess Leia is your twin-sister, I'm telling you this so you don't end up accidentally banging her".
"Come to think of it, she's pretty retarded too"
@@nicholasmaude6906don't* ????
@@sorcyboi2848 Thanks, I missed that grammar error till you pointed it out, it has been fixed.
@@sorcyboi2848 He meant what he said
"Don't try it when Obi Wan has the high ground"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@deafghost52 surely
No, it's: "In battle, always have the high ground. With a single, swift swipe of the sword while your enemies scrumble to get up, you can defeat them"
In Go Rin No Sho, the book of the void is just Obiwans high ground.
@@GeekNewz Oh I though Sun Tzu actually talked about Obi Wan Kenobi from Star Wars, thanks for the clarification
Hahahahahaha
"Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?"
She was a good friend
Still the best one
Best
That's why i like technology .
"It was ridiculous"
0/10 didn't end with "and he was a good friend"
Oh man they missed a trick there 😂
Honestly that line is essential to these obi rants.
Obi Wan : I chopped his arms and legs off and left him to burn alive....and he was a good friend .
Damn, he casually burned Luke harder than Mustafar's flames did Anakin.
When you have the moral high ground, burning mofos is relatively easy.
Obi wan’s true mission in life is to roast the entire skywalker family
"How did my father die?"
"He underestimated my power, you see."
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He was a terrible actor, so i had to kill him. He was destroying Star Wars…
Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan : "He didn't have the high ground!"
@@chowchingchur9929
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More like he overestimated his own power
"Your father really was, I believe, the dumbest man I ever met."
Luke: *nods intently*
In an alternate universe Luke's aunt and uncle are still alive, he stays home and never ever becomes a jedi.
Directed by George Lucas
But then again, his father still buys the droids, so Luke actually ends up dying with his aunt and uncle.
@@MellowDarkflower in an alternate universe:
Luke: Uncle Owen! What about the gold one and the blue and white one?
Owen: it's too expensive
*Directed by George Lucas*
. "Droids? Quit your whining and get back to work on them vaporators, boy!"
In an alternate universe Luke's Aunt is an abusive alcoholic who blows herself up along with her husband.
Directed by Kevin Rubio
Finally, Obi-wan gives a straight answer...
From a certain point of view, that is.
The way he put every fiber of his being into "your father is the dumbest man I believe that I've ever met" has me choking. 🤣😭
"How did my father die?"
"Actually, he's still alive. One thing you really need to learn, Luke. When you intend to kill someone, make sure they're dead. Don't just chop them up and leave them to die, like I did your father."
"And don't just stab them in the liver, that doesn't kill anyone anymore, they'll be fine the next day..."
Don't forget about Darth Maul. He came back in the Clone Wars t.v. series.
@@DavesVideosAndPlaylistsYeah, but he was half the man he used to be.
"Your smooth brained father was never really the brightest." 😂😂 gets me everytime.
"Chopped him into pieces and had a barbecue after"... I'm freaking dead! 😂😂😂
That scene from Revenge of the Sith always makes me cry, but after seeing this video, I can laugh now lol
Me too!!!
By the end, I'm gasping for breath, and laughing so hard I'm about to fall out of my chair; and it's a recliner!!!
"Your father was the best star pilot in the galaxy; he crashed every ship he ever flew. And he was a good friend. He used to shout at me repeatedly about how much he disliked me. He was a great Jedi knight. He killed every child at the temple. He did so with his Lightsaber, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age: about 18 years ago. Hey, that's around when you were born! I'm too old to save anyone; I'm 57 can't you tell? You will go to Dagobah to train with Yoda, the Jedi master who instructed me. Until Quigon took over because Yoda clearly disliked me. He is a great Jedi knight. He ran away from the Emperor rather than staying to finish the job. Darth Vader built C-3PO."
Underrated 😂
This was funnier than the actual video. . .
Talk about an exposition dump!
Absolutely brilliant bro! ...and accurate as fuk.
Yep, the prequels really messed up the original timeline/storyline.
Don't even get me started with the Disney abominations!
How Luke looks like he's contemplating his intelligence after Obi Wan calls him stupid
"How did my father die?"
"He rolled an Agility-based attack while I had the high ground."
Obi-Wan: “It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground”
Anakin: “You underestimate my power HA. That hits”
Obi-wan: “Disadvantage you IDIOT. Does HIGH GROUND mean nothing to you”
Anakin: “I HATE YOU!”
Yeah, I was just going to say...
He rolled a natural ONE -- Catastrophic Failure!!! Lost all four limbs, and burned up on a volcanic beach.
“You father hated sand, funny enough I cut him in pieces and left him to die in sand”
Hahah
“How did my father die?”
“Without dignity.”
Edit: Credit goes to Rifftrax (more specifically Kevin Murphy) for the “Without dignity”
Credit Rifftrax, damn you!
:)
“How did my father die?”
“Like a little bitch”
*WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS*
@Mike Matei Inspector Gadget he was the most bitchy jedi i ever knew.. so thats why you wont expect Vader to be your father
NO DIGNITY!
"I am a whiny idiot. Like my father before me."
- Luke Skywalker
Luke- “how did my father die?”
Ben- “he was bad at playing the floor is lava”
"How did my father die?"
* music stops *
"Well, you see, your father was a very stupid man, Luke."
I just love how he quickly transitions to an American accent when he really gets going with the insults. 🤣🤣🤣
Same happened with Princess Leia in the movie; her accent disappeared after Tarkin told her he was targeting Alderaan.
It's really hard for Brits to keep up their accent, it takes a lot of concentration not to drop back to no accent
@@pauldzim Carrie Fisher was American.
@@pauldzim No accent is their standard though, as English comes from the UK lmao
We do have accents though, thousands of the fuckers, we have a different accent and a different dialect every 7 to 10 miles apart.
Luke after activating R2
“Look at that Luke. There is your sister. Thank the force she showed up and now you know how she looks, otherwise you would have ended up kissing her just to spite the Space Pirate guy and you’d be proud of it. Just proving your stupidity. Why didn’t you become smart like your Mother? “
"He was an idiot. He was too arrogant to accept defeat once i claimed the high ground. So i had no choice but to teach him a valuable lesson when he tried hopping over me like a fool. I sliced him right in half and watched him slide down the hill of his nightmares. It's coarse, rough, irritating and gets everywhere. That's right Luke, your father can't stand sand. Padme told me of this on the way over. I would've put him out of his misery, but we both thought it was poetic justice, so we left him there to wallow in it."
Luke:”How did my father die?”
Ben:”Well you see…”
Ben: "He choked on my lightsaber"
Luke: “How did my father die?”
Ben: “I ordered regular and he ordered extra crispy.”
Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: He tried it
The "Well, maybe not anymore" scene is awesome 🤣
"Forty-nine times... we fought that beast, your old man and me."
This is why Ben was not 100% upfront with all the information.
The sudden music cut somehow makes even funnier
"And he was a good friend."
- "How did my father die?"
- "He never had the makings of a varsity athlete."
'Your father really was the dumbest man I believe I've ever met. Well, maybe not anymore after meeting you; you seem to be quite the idiot yourself'.
Damn, Obi-Wan burned Luke as bad as he burned Anakin.
😆
They warned Luke to stay away from this Ben guy but look what happened
"That old man is just a crazy old wizard. He's the rudest man on Tatooine. And he's a miserable old fart."
"Your uncle's right, Luke. And he made a drunken pass at me when I was in the Anchorhead convenience store. It made me forget to buy blue milk that day "
Oh no! Not the blue milk!
I know that Elevenlabs is limited to imitating a general American accent, but hearing Obi-Wan's voice gradually degrade from wise, intelligent Brit to your friend's veteran dad from next door is just peak comedy.
More like a Mid-Atlantic accent.
Yes 😂
He needs to get together with Charlie Hopkins and do a collab. Charlie does a perfect Obi-Wan impression. 🤣🤣
Alec Guiness was English...
Why all you americans call english people "british" i'll never know...
@@ValiantWrestling
Because, according to your own ridiculous form of government, Britain is the country, England, Wales, Scotland, and Ulster are the equivalent of states in the US. There is no King of England or any of the other principalities. But someone in your German “Royal” family is the “prince” of at least one of these places. Not sure why England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland don’t rate princedom but Wales is giving them the Royal middle finger.
Since we don’t give a rats rear end about your regional dialects, you all sound “British” to us.
Besides, isn’t Guinness a Celtic name? I’m guessing his forebears were not “English.”
Would you be able to tell a Texas accent from Oklahoma or New York from New Jersey?
Have you ever spoken of an “American accent”?
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
These are the lines Alec Guinness wanted to say before resigning to the “fairytale rubbish” that George forces him to recite.
Still better than anything Disney's done with the franchise.
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I was having trouble breathing🤣 “Maybe not after meeting you. You seem like quite the idiot yourself😂”
The “maybe not anymore after meeting you” was golden especially delivered in the Alec Guinness Obi Wan way.
And he hated Star Wars so I’m sure that’s how he talked to most fans
Bullshit, he found Star Wars very endearing. It's documented all over the internet; specifically interviews with Alex Guinnes in which he says the dialogue was clunky, but the script just had him turn page after page. That's why he agreed to take a role well outside his usual repertoire.
Stop spreading baseless and false information.
Just died there 😂
The final trolling from the master of trolling
"Your smoothed-brained father." Hahahah
Should have ended with “and he was a good friend. 😊”
Had me rolling at "smoothed brain" lmao
I didn't even make it past "your father was a very stupid man, Luke" without cracking up 🤣
“If Obi Wan Kenobi was honest and forthright”.
Luke sitting there head empty with a vacant expression, like his father before him.
I like how his voice became progressively less brittish
I had similar sentiments upon first viewing Revenge of the Sith. Nice to know Obi Wan agrees.
The hand gestures were timed perfectly, lol.
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil", your father told me in an oddly calm and expositional way in between fighting me in a fit of rage. Speaking of point of view, I'm going to kinda sorta lie to you by making it sound like your father and Darth Vader are two different people. So, uh, don't freak if he tells you the truth after chopping your hand off. We cool?
The special edition we all deserve at this point
Alec Guinness would be proud.
Luke : Can I learn all this trash talking?
Obiwan : Not from a jedi..
“Little guy thought he could fight someone with the high ground”
“You smooth-brained father…” 😂
In Lord Popo's words: "your fathers an idiot"
"what is he" - vegeta
You know what’s funny?
This is much more accurate to what Alec Guiness Kenobi would say.
He was such a badass in Episode 4
It's more akin to what Alec Guinness was thinking in real life. He thought all of this Star Wars stuff was nonsense.
Luke is just like me when somebody insults me. Trying to process all the sh1t thrown on my face.
Yeah, this could fool me, if I didn't know better. Without prior knowledge, I could believe that's like an outtake from the original.
Okay this was just too damn funny. I want to see gandalf speak the same way to some of the hobbits😂
"Fool of a Took. Through yourself in next time.
In fact it would be better if you just dont say anything.
- actual quotes
These AI covers of star wars have been cracking me up to no extent. Keep em coming!
My homie Obi doesn't need lava to burn you to a crisp.
You should have closed this with him staring into the end of the lightsaber.
Ben is like Jeff Ross. After Mustafar, he made roasting his whole identity.
I felt a great disturbance in the force.
Billlions of people LOLing.
“Chopped him to pieces and had a barbecue afterwards.” => cold blooded
"An idiot and imbecile... but he was a good friend"
It's really neat that you synced the voice to Obi Wans movements
0:35 "You seem to be quite an idiot yourself" - I love british humor :-)
Love how his British accent just fades into a completely American accent
I'm Asian, I couldn't tell the accent changed even after I replay it...
That happened with Princess Leia in the actual movie, so why not do it here?
I’m sure the AI will improve more
@@chainjail4834 The R's become much more pronounced over the course of the video
English accent.
"Well you see your father was a very stupid man" would fit perfectly if Obi-Wan was more blunt.
“You have a twin sister.”
“That’s not true, that’s improbable!”
😂😂😂
“Improbable, but not impossible”
And he was a good friend.
You forgot to have Obi-Wan mention how much of a good friend he was.
*this is canon*
First of all WTH man obi wan thought anakin of brother
"have good life, please do not meet me again"
"and he was a good friend"
"...with a crazy space pirate and his mutant dog-monkey"
This is the greatest thing ever hahaha
Meanwhile Vader being asked about Obi-Wan: "He is as clumsy as he is stupid".
This is hilarious. I bet the Emperor would concur.
Man I haven't seen someone get burned that hard since Mustafar...
“your smooth brain father” 🧠 lmfaoooooooo
And me and the little droid are bullshitting you about our prior relationship.
Well, I guess the shore of a massive lava flow could qualify as a beach.
Luke probably thinks "smooth brain" is complement.
obi-wan simply had enough with the skywalker gene
Neither Anakin, Luke, or Obi-Wan are particularly bright tbh 👀
My best decision today was to click on this video. I can’t stop laughing.
"your father underestimated the power of the high ground"
I love luke's face listening while trying to understand what the old man is saying.
"On accessible terrain,
He who occupies high ground
And ensures his line of supplies
Will fight to advantage.
On precipitous terrain,
If we occupy it first,
We should hold the heights and wait for the enemy.
If the enemy occupies it first, do not go after him,
But entice him out by retreating"
TL:DR version: Don't fuck with the high ground
- Art of War, a book that Anakin probably should have fucking read
Should have ended with: “…and he was good friend” 😁
"When in battle he would try spinning. Thought it was a nice trick."