The Purge, But This Time Everything’s ILLEGAL

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    The Flurge
    Actor Instas:
    Co-Writer, Cop #3, and Victim #1: @samuelfrodo
    Cop #4: @thenathanaelhyde
    Pulled over driver: @theofficialwill35
    Music:
    Horror House - Aaron Kenny
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    Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
    Dark Tension Rising Music - Mattia Cupelli
    Wedding March - Mendelssohn
    Written and Directed by:
    Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance
    #Wizards #Sketch #Comedy

Комментарии • 377

  • @leahrice5827
    @leahrice5827 4 года назад +2121

    I think this is a new record for how many different people michael is in one video

    • @mus4u
      @mus4u 2 года назад +12

      You dropped this ,

    • @marlees1271
      @marlees1271 2 года назад +32

      HEY! NO COMMENTING! IT'S ILLEGAL!

    • @ethanpease5936
      @ethanpease5936 2 года назад +21

      @@marlees1271 REPLYING TO A COMMENT IS ALSO ILLEGAL!!

    • @angrybirdsmuseum7241
      @angrybirdsmuseum7241 2 года назад +16

      @@ethanpease5936 replying to a reply is also illegal

    • @ethanpease5936
      @ethanpease5936 2 года назад +16

      @@angrybirdsmuseum7241 replying to a reply to a reply is also also illegal.

  • @gruntsrule1
    @gruntsrule1 3 года назад +3178

    "I'm just a hateful person" kills me everytime.

  • @52john87deer1
    @52john87deer1 4 года назад +2917

    "is it because I'm black?"
    "Oh ya, that too."

    • @theradio.9135
      @theradio.9135 2 года назад +108

      “Are you giving that man a ticket?”

    • @KiemPlant
      @KiemPlant 2 года назад +52

      Thanks to comments like these I don't even have to watch the video!

    • @TheKotor2309
      @TheKotor2309 2 года назад

      @@KiemPlant so you’re willfully ignorant, got it.

    • @Khyrid
      @Khyrid 2 года назад +101

      @@KiemPlant Watching the video is illegal, so is not watching it.

    • @Lordofbones96803
      @Lordofbones96803 Год назад +9

      @@Khyrid not watching is also illegal

  • @djk89
    @djk89 4 года назад +1269

    If loving Wiazrds with guns is a crime, then it must be the flurge.

    • @kennethmackenzie7527
      @kennethmackenzie7527 Год назад +4

      Highly underrated comment

    • @debbiemartin462
      @debbiemartin462 Год назад +14

      You're under arrest, no jokes on flurge day

    • @doncomputer5931
      @doncomputer5931 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@debbiemartin462 You can't arrest him. Don't you know arresting people is a crime? you're going to jail for a Long time, buster.

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@doncomputer5931*we're going away for a long time

    • @doncomputer5931
      @doncomputer5931 4 месяца назад

      @@Nuclearburrit0 correcting someone's grammar is a serious crime, buster. The only place you'll be correcting grammar from now on is in the Slammer!

  • @dread_wolf2301
    @dread_wolf2301 2 года назад +294

    "You're going to crime jail" is amazing

  • @Leivve
    @Leivve 4 года назад +1129

    Wait... wouldn't legalizing everything again be illegal too then? Which means everything would be illegal for the rest of time.

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  4 года назад +388

      Big brain 🧠

    • @Leivve
      @Leivve 4 года назад +62

      @@Wizards_with_Guns I'm a wizard, INT is my primary attribute.

    • @ICameHereToComplain
      @ICameHereToComplain 4 года назад +47

      @@Leivve Rolling d20's is now illegal. Your base INT is now your max

    • @Untitled_Niamiko
      @Untitled_Niamiko 4 года назад +31

      @@ICameHereToComplain playing d&d at all is illegal. you're goin' to fuckin' jail kiddo

    • @Leivve
      @Leivve 4 года назад +19

      @@ICameHereToComplain I worry not, passive arcana check is 21.

  • @kittencorp.3295
    @kittencorp.3295 3 месяца назад +62

    1:26 “the president will be serving his next term in prison”
    That line hits different now that it’s potentially going to actually happen

  • @lukaza1261
    @lukaza1261 2 года назад +165

    "You can't do this, I have rights"
    "You aren't supposed to know this"

  • @disappointedfather5114
    @disappointedfather5114 2 года назад +195

    The delivery of that last line really got me

  • @spaceuncharted3278
    @spaceuncharted3278 Год назад +52

    "Youre going to crime jail" is so subtle but it's my favorite part.

  • @shinydisc0balls
    @shinydisc0balls 4 года назад +202

    Modern day Monty Python, these boys!

  • @coburnfilms
    @coburnfilms 4 года назад +182

    "MY POTTERY COLLECTION" hahaha
    Love the extra touch of background stuff in this sketch. great jobs fellas.

  • @jayjem8295
    @jayjem8295 4 года назад +398

    New to the channel, but by god was this a good introduction to your work. That final line was too well executed. 10/10, can't wait to see what comes next!

  • @WikiSorcerer
    @WikiSorcerer Год назад +48

    I love how pretty much everyone buys into the premise the second it comes into effect.

  • @mrahzzz
    @mrahzzz 4 года назад +342

    Oh wow - you guys are always funny, but there were some real zingers in this one. Thanks for the consistently great content!

  • @haveyouheardtherumor
    @haveyouheardtherumor 11 месяцев назад +183

    this would be scarier than the actual purge i’d take my murderous neighbor over a cop any day

  • @thelastraisin
    @thelastraisin 4 года назад +60

    I did it, I watched all WWG videos without stopping. I can die now until the next one.

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  4 года назад +24

      Haha! Now you'll never die! For we will continue making vids for ETERNITY!

    • @thelastraisin
      @thelastraisin 4 года назад +7

      @@Wizards_with_Guns WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OK!

    • @dynad00d15
      @dynad00d15 Год назад +1

      Being eternal is illegal.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 6 месяцев назад

      Sorry, dying is illegal. You'll have to live forever... in crime jail!

  • @jaborsey_joseph
    @jaborsey_joseph 3 года назад +97

    I laughed at the cop calling the other cop a pig.

  • @IBUILTTHAT
    @IBUILTTHAT 4 года назад +59

    Now that's some Ron Burgundy level scones dialog.

  • @main7168
    @main7168 Год назад +9

    i will now forever use the line "YOU'RE GOIN' TO CRIME JAIL"

  • @Reinboa
    @Reinboa 4 года назад +134

    Handcuffing a dead guy reminds me of that Value Select video where death was illegal lol

  • @xdragon1331
    @xdragon1331 4 года назад +84

    The editing / well timed cuts are really clever.

  • @starryeyedartist8502
    @starryeyedartist8502 4 года назад +26

    2:27 i have no idea what he's saying but the important thing is he sounds like carl from jimmy neutron

  • @CrazyHippie1234
    @CrazyHippie1234 4 года назад +297

    You guys predicted 2020 pretty accurately

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  4 года назад +74

      SHHHH don't tell anyone!

    • @AvengeTheThrone
      @AvengeTheThrone 2 года назад +9

      @@Wizards_with_Guns but how did you know though? Unless...

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt Год назад +11

      @@AvengeTheThrone they were 2020 the whole time!

  • @prox276
    @prox276 2 года назад +32

    The pay-off on all of those is always amazing

  • @Ather_sys
    @Ather_sys 10 месяцев назад +79

    this is one of the most realistic portrayals of the police system I've ever seen

  • @Justapikachu577
    @Justapikachu577 6 месяцев назад +6

    The best way to survive the Flurge would be to huddle up in your house, turn all the lights off, make it look like you aren't home and wait it out. You cant be arrested if nobody knows were you are! I think thats how crime works :D

  • @astray4525
    @astray4525 4 года назад +56

    Wait, so if they're watching Sandcastle Real Estate on the TV, does that mean this is a reality where WWG exists as well, or do some of these videos take place in the same reality as others or is it like a multiverse thing?
    Oh yeah, love the video too.

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  4 года назад +26

      Hmmm... we’ll say multiverse with the occasional crossover. That lets us do whatever we want lol

  • @craigturpin1731
    @craigturpin1731 4 года назад +29

    You're going to crime jail!

  • @tnuoccaekafsi9808
    @tnuoccaekafsi9808 Год назад +8

    I like how the guy gets a ticket, the officer giving him a ticket is then arrested, and then he arrests the guy who arrested the guy who was giving him a ticket.

  • @EarthNationCeramics
    @EarthNationCeramics 4 года назад +12

    MY POTTERY COLLECTION!

  • @hipfirehippie3474
    @hipfirehippie3474 4 года назад +16

    This deserves way more views.

  • @gotskilsudont2149
    @gotskilsudont2149 Год назад +7

    My first thoughts were "Wouldn't that make crimes legal.. Like since its already ilegal wouldn't the double negative be interpreted as Crimes are now the only Legal thing ?"

  • @seraaron
    @seraaron Год назад +5

    most underrated line: "your going to crime jail"

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 11 месяцев назад +1

      Underrated? I've seen several comments saying it's a great line. It is being given the rating it rightfully deserves.

  • @incrediblecaptain
    @incrediblecaptain 10 месяцев назад +4

    This was more chaotic than An actual purge

  • @TheDiamondCore
    @TheDiamondCore 8 месяцев назад +5

    “IF EVERYTHING IS ILLEGAL, NOTHING IS!”

  • @MrBlakeleyden
    @MrBlakeleyden 4 часа назад +1

    "You're going to crime jail!" hahahaha

  • @Agnes.Nutter
    @Agnes.Nutter Год назад +6

    “even scones?” is the funniest line tbh 😂

  • @Kancerru
    @Kancerru 2 года назад +5

    Lost it when he arrested that dude for dying

  • @chobbis3
    @chobbis3 9 месяцев назад +2

    "you're going to crime jail" is a great line

  • @Sean-rb6hy
    @Sean-rb6hy 2 года назад +45

    I would have called it the merge
    Since you merged everything not illegal with illegal activities

    • @sixela6
      @sixela6 Год назад +11

      The surge because when it starts there's a surge in crime

    • @ranewanders8147
      @ranewanders8147 5 месяцев назад

      The urge bc we be having em, to do crime

  • @nitsan
    @nitsan 4 года назад +9

    how is this not viral?

  • @Larvaricus
    @Larvaricus Год назад +47

    let's be honest this would be worse than the actual purge

  • @micky8ball
    @micky8ball 4 года назад +15

    This is a masterpiece!

  • @andregusmao3196
    @andregusmao3196 3 года назад +12

    This channel is a hidden gem

    • @chrismateik3312
      @chrismateik3312 3 года назад +1

      It really is. I know for a fact that if they keep the videos coming then they will become big on RUclips. Love finding channels that are so good and still *underground*

  • @jtktomb8598
    @jtktomb8598 4 года назад +70

    Disliking is illegal
    Liking too actually
    until NOW

  • @guieguima
    @guieguima 4 года назад +5

    [running after criminal] *I'm a cop!*

  • @YellowCyanXY
    @YellowCyanXY 2 года назад +3

    Someone: **Breathes**
    The Police: *You’re under arrest!*

  • @Rastafarianinja
    @Rastafarianinja 2 года назад +9

    I just found this channel and this was only the third video I’ve seen. I’m honestly blown away at how funny these are

  • @BeBackWhenever
    @BeBackWhenever 4 года назад +18

    Woah. You guys really stepped it up with this one. Fantastic job! I am a big fan of this video. Congrats on being flipping awesome!

  • @TheCaliRhino
    @TheCaliRhino Год назад +3

    I have to say, Frank's run might be the funniest thing about this video.

  • @bigbigfoot3365
    @bigbigfoot3365 4 года назад +31

    I'd watch full 10 episodes of this series! I DEMAND MOAAAR! p.s. you're the best guys!

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  4 года назад +8

      No, YOU'RE the best

    • @bigbigfoot3365
      @bigbigfoot3365 4 года назад +6

      @@Wizards_with_Guns no, YOU

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 11 месяцев назад

      ​@bigbigfoot3365 being the best is illegal. You're both going to jail.

  • @topherlicious1
    @topherlicious1 4 года назад +49

    also make a patreon already and take my money

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  4 года назад +10

      The plan is to start once we hit 10k, which is soon... hopefully!

    • @topherlicious1
      @topherlicious1 4 года назад +4

      Wizards with Guns that’s siiiiick. Y’all are my favorite comedy group on YT, hope you hit it soon friends

  • @austria-hungary4981
    @austria-hungary4981 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Everything is illegal"
    The TV broadcast committed a crime for broadcasting the EAS!

  • @SomewhatDapperExtraterrestrial
    @SomewhatDapperExtraterrestrial 2 месяца назад +1

    "The president will be serving his next term in prison" never thought that would age well

  • @NixNack
    @NixNack 6 месяцев назад +3

    "youre going to crime jail."

  • @takeyourpantsoff8471
    @takeyourpantsoff8471 7 месяцев назад +2

    The zoom on the fake baby killed me

  • @PlaySA
    @PlaySA 10 месяцев назад +2

    Everything being illegal is essentially the same as everything being legal, since if anything you do is illegal you might as well do something super illegal!

    • @kemcolian2001
      @kemcolian2001 10 месяцев назад

      you would still get harsher punishments for different levels of crime though.

  • @Electronidus
    @Electronidus Год назад +2

    Y’all are criminally underrated

  • @wttu2960
    @wttu2960 Год назад +2

    If everything is illegal, nothing is.

  • @BigK13372
    @BigK13372 11 месяцев назад +3

    This is 100% a better social commentary than the actual Purge movies

  • @1227CGanimated
    @1227CGanimated Год назад +11

    This dystopia is more realistic than the purge.

  • @tonycamacho3015
    @tonycamacho3015 4 месяца назад +1

    That cop arresting a cop arresting a cop arresting a cop is top tier comedy 😂

  • @stevekirkpatrick1612
    @stevekirkpatrick1612 Год назад +1

    You're going to crime jail. Such a great line

  • @amymiles5346
    @amymiles5346 13 дней назад +1

    "you're going to crime jail!"

  • @sannyassi73
    @sannyassi73 3 месяца назад

    That last line- LOL! I can relate 'I'm just a hateful person'- I should have become a Cop...

  • @fredricklindberg
    @fredricklindberg 4 года назад +13

    If everything is illegal wouldn't that mean making things illegal would be illegal aswell and as such would make everything legal?

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  4 года назад +11

      That's it... off to CRIME jail with you

    • @fredricklindberg
      @fredricklindberg 4 года назад

      @@Wizards_with_Guns But what if not going to crime jail isn't not illegal wouldn't that not be not illegal?

    • @SS-yj2le
      @SS-yj2le 9 месяцев назад

      Since said illegal thing has to be done in order to make law and laws are themselves would be illegal, that would mean everything would have to be legal for the law to exist.

  • @R.T.and.J
    @R.T.and.J Месяц назад

    "EVERYTHING IS ILLEGAL NOW"
    Yeah, that sounds like police.
    Also that "okay, bye" at the end of the message was done so perfectly. So simple, but so effective

  • @fraze83
    @fraze83 Год назад +14

    It's like the purge but just for cops.

  • @RetroRadical
    @RetroRadical 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nowadays I'm working two jobs, and I get home, and I am tired, and thankfully, WWG is here to help. Just throw on a classic and let the youtubes roll one after another while I get stoned, eat dinner, and pass out.

  • @FarewellChorus
    @FarewellChorus 4 года назад +5

    The dress I can understand, but which one of you had a baby doll sitting around?

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  4 года назад +9

      We got a room chock-full of baby dolls for our videos. Over half the props budget goes exclusively to baby dolls

  • @largeroyster
    @largeroyster Год назад +1

    “Oh yeah that too”

  • @PulishYuro
    @PulishYuro Год назад +4

    Imagine watching them as their neighbors

  • @dynad00d15
    @dynad00d15 Год назад +1

    This is the perfect example of a dumb concept pushed skyrocket high. so good!

  • @sheilarogge2461
    @sheilarogge2461 2 года назад +1

    LMAO I love the scene where the guy dies and then the next scene he is being cuffed. LMAO. I love all of this.

  • @kaitheguy7832
    @kaitheguy7832 11 месяцев назад +1

    You're going to crime jail... just fantastic writing XD

  • @NobleShadowCosmos
    @NobleShadowCosmos 10 месяцев назад +1

    “You’re going to crime jail”

  • @diagonals792
    @diagonals792 Месяц назад

    Frank “running” is hilarious

  • @kylewalter3111
    @kylewalter3111 4 года назад +4

    These guys and tomska are amazing!!!

  • @TheChosenFailure
    @TheChosenFailure 7 месяцев назад +1

    If everything is wrong, nothing is.

  • @Michael_Ichiban
    @Michael_Ichiban 4 года назад +8

    This was great! Keep it up guys :D

  • @Feedbackking13
    @Feedbackking13 2 года назад +3

    This is just living in Detroit

  • @TheBlackwolf5011
    @TheBlackwolf5011 9 месяцев назад +1

    "YOU'RE GOING TO CRIME JAIL!" broke me

  • @lukejones0826
    @lukejones0826 Год назад +2

    Ok but why is nobody talking about “You’re going to crime jail”

  • @ethanp1348
    @ethanp1348 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wow, this is the hardest I've laughed in a while! That was hilarious!

  • @OK-yy6qz
    @OK-yy6qz 2 года назад +3

    This was pretty much reality for quite some time

  • @apollofell3925
    @apollofell3925 4 года назад +10

    I feel no empathy for red hat or white shirt. Who turns off Wizards with Guns? Hard criminals, that's who.

  • @Eldor-117
    @Eldor-117 10 месяцев назад +2

    ...i know my rights
    Police:youre not supposed to know those
    Lol

  • @bassycounter
    @bassycounter 4 месяца назад +1

    “You’re going to crime jail!” 💀

  • @gilly_the_fish
    @gilly_the_fish Год назад +1

    It JUST occurred to me that when he called 911, he actually ended up on What's Your Predicament with Bill Gilliard and Dill McGillicuddy.

  • @mr.medina9836
    @mr.medina9836 2 года назад +3

    They should have called it the reverse purge

  • @R41ph3a7b6
    @R41ph3a7b6 2 года назад +3

    I love this so much especially with the whole flurge thing and the fact that being black is illegal. But the cop saying "im just a hateful person" is fucking funny

  • @OnePixelataTime
    @OnePixelataTime 4 года назад +8

    Just got arrested for watching this video during the Flurge.

  • @RebtoriasTheGreat
    @RebtoriasTheGreat 2 года назад +2

    2:22
    Skyrim players when they see a child:

  • @artsycandy9183
    @artsycandy9183 Месяц назад +1

    Strangely enough I think that the Flurge is more likely to become a thing than the purge.

  • @InfinityTiiime
    @InfinityTiiime 9 месяцев назад +1

    can't believe they got the Trivia Murder Party guy for this

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 5 месяцев назад

    I can imagine a cop screaming "IF YOUR AINT GUILTY THEN WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!?!?!"

  • @raymoirai
    @raymoirai Год назад +2

    If everything is illegal then nothing is

  • @IfYoureFeelingAdventurous
    @IfYoureFeelingAdventurous Год назад +1

    God tier humor

  • @AlexBryant-bq4zu
    @AlexBryant-bq4zu 8 месяцев назад +1

    The guy got arrested for dying.... lmao