The Three White Guys Who Write Your Dreams
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- Опубликовано: 14 сен 2019
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Sketch Title: The Dream Team
Music:
Ave Maria - The Zurich Boys Choir
Swing Time - Music By Pedro
Faster Does It - Kevin Macleod
Crooning and Mooning - Freesound Music
Horror House - Aaron Kenny
Cool Vibes - Kevin Macleod
Sexy and Romantic song for RUclips Videos - MusicSongsMusic
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance
#Wizards #Sketch #Comedy 
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We missed you guys :)
We missed you too!
Never leave us again.
NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN MY SWEET PRINCE
We missed you too😔
"He's at school, but it's also his house" is such a recurring theme in my dreams
Dude yes, mixed locations all the time
i had one where the ocean was combined with my house which was combined with my minecraft world lol
Kids who are homeschooled:
school dreams always end with me saying "wait i minute i dont go here anymore" and i just leave and i dont know whyy
I guess that happens a lot when kids are forced to spend half their waking life at school, your brain tends to cross wires.
"He's naked in school, but all his classmates don't even make fun if him, they just act like it's a normal occurrence. This makes it even worse for him!"
I remember that, so real
I need new writers. They just keep giving me reruns of the falling off tall things season.
Yeah I got that for years when I was 7
I thought that was how I was gonna die bcs if those dreams lol
Mine just gave up, and I don't know if I can blame them
@@insanitysymphony9175 you had it for years when you were 7? Am I reading that correctly?
@@OGVade yeah I was a little psychopatj
I had a dream that Frank St.John was in Avengers Endgame but he kept breaking character and laughing during the Tony Stark funeral scene. So they had to deep fake his face onto his own face and make him sad with CG in order to get the shot.
AAAAAAHAHA tell me this isnt real
This is really funny!
I can see that
"Were gathering here-"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA"
It's Tokyo Drift.... BUT WITH TRAINS!"
Going into your own dreams to fight whoever has been controlling your dreams so far is unironically a really interesting plotline.
Sad you will never win
I had a dream like that and I almost won before I woke up.
1. The snappy, rapid fire dialogue is just hilarious
2. The camerawork and editing really take it all to the next level
3. They don't know how to operate a typewriter
Yall really killed this one just when I thought it was about to end yall kicked it up a notch
"Yeah yeah...but something's missing..."
"Yeah he's right..."
"Oh! Snakes."
Brilliant. Love you guys.
The only thing that could make Christmas more perfect. (I love snakes)
🐍 🖤 💚 🖤 💚 🖤 🐍
I thought you were going to say Stalin
I find snakes delightful
His pants!
Good to see you back! This one was great!
Thanks Matt! Congrats on 250K!
Heeeey mat, funny seeing you here!
hey i remember watching you years ago mr ksp guy
Hey dads, I’m glad you guys came back from that month long trip for milk, love ya
Drink up... SON
@@Wizards_with_Guns can I get one of those smokes, pop?
Nothing stops what I'm doing faster than seeing a wizards with guns notification on my phone.
If only Lee Harvey Oswald had a wizards with guns subscription.
This is so accurate. There were so many great moments, but the end caused the out-loud laughter.
I'm cry-laughing! Every joke nailed it! This team is blessed.
:)
2:30 - Mitch’s O-face will be forever burned into my soulllllllll. Welcome back fellas.
I want a behind the scenes! Looks like you had a blast filming. I’ve watched it 4 times already
Thank you! We definitely did! We plan on releasing a Patreon at 10K Subs, then you can see all the behind the scenes till your heart's content!
@@Wizards_with_Guns And 4 years later, you've got nearly 240k subscribers and regularly show up in my YT algorithm!
the bit about the chainsaw is WAY too real
God this is genius. Your dreams are dictated by a writers room, you guys deserve a tv show I swear
This sketch would work so well on like SNL. This is one of my favorites.
You're one of our favorites PHILLIP
My writers got fired. They've been on strike for years.
Gotta give credit to The writers in my head then. I would have never made up a story about an elephant living inside every reflections(Windows, mirrors, water) with the name, Wait for it, Elephant that would kidnap me if i ever spoke it's real name which i Just so happened to do, because well, it's an elephant. Its reasons: unkown
Or about the dream about a trip to Legoland where every so often portals would appear to try suck me in, and it would teleport me to different times and dimensions, like to The dinosaurs, the future, bring me home and then back again, and also during the event so there would be 2 of me trying to run away at the same point of time, until it brings me to The void where there is nothing
I must say, dreams are weird af
4:18 I'm gonna need some Fossil Sauce to recover from that
Damn. This is the best explination of dreams I have ever seen.
Teeth for skin? Or teeth foreskin? Either way it’s a nightmare!
3 words, so it's the first one
Him sleep-singing Happy Birthday to Hitler was probably the peak for this one.
It's also 4/20, fun fact lol
This is incredible. Easily one of the best sketches I've seen in a long time.
this is actually my favorite thing you've guys have done
A break from studying for this masterpiece... glad you all are back!
STOP DAYDREAMIN' (face kick) THIS IS THE BIG LEAGUES man I hate it when that happens
oh my god the twists and turns
you guys keep getting better and better
Worst idea these guys ever came up was pockets except it’s in your skin. You don’t need pants your thighs has pockets.
0:06 *t* *h* *i* *c* *c*
2:36 this literally happened in one of my dreams once. Just a happy ol’ dream then it was as if like after 5 minutes the writes finally had the idea of snakes. Just snakes everywhere. Outside, inside the house, just snakes everywhere!
It happened to me too. The funny thing is though: I like snakes, so that just made it a happier dream.
I'm not sure about compromises any longer.
Oh my heck that was perfect. I'm gonna kill my dream writers tonight too. No grandma though.
*clicks as fast as possible*
Holy shit the birthday dream I've actually had once
That’s cause we wrote it for you!
Now. I know what your thinking. "Jacob, they couldn't possibly make a better video!" Well... You're right! This is the best thing since sliced banana bread!
Good job guys! Keep up the good work!
-Love Jacob
Thanks!! This is as good as it gonna get! It's all down hill from here baby!
"alright fellas, we've done 'exam went badly' and 'missed our exam', do we have any more exam-related anxieties we can use for their dreams tonight? c'mon, we still have a few days until their first exam so we need to fill it out with more ideas"
"i want to make it an erotica"
"we can't do something we have no material for, let's just have them break their glasses on the way in and also get run over by a car so they're yelled at for being late"
Don't forget to pray to your writers every night! Lucid-fer lies.
This has the pacing of a Rocko's Modern Life bit and I adore it.
This simultaneously more normal than any dream I've had, and alarmingly concise in the ideas it's presenting. What kind of dreams are people supposed to be having that I'm not?
Smiled the whole way through
The open mouth with the chainsaw noise got me!
He can't stop POOPING!!
Comedy gold!
This is honestly the best video you guys have ever made. I love u
I love you too
I love the idea of dreams being just random adlibs, like they have one of those children books where you fill in the blank but the words are just random stuff you remember from life
So creative; LOVE IT!
I didnt notice Micheals small tie until my tenth rewatch
There is more than on episode here, luv it.
Just the title freakin cracked me up. This turned out to be one of my favorites. 1:28 freakin killed me
Man this is so good
Amazing as always!!
I refuse to believe that this isn't how they brainstorm the rest of their videos.
"Ok guys, hear me out. Pop Rocks in the ass."
This is awesome, the fact that its spot on on how dreams would seem to work is blowing my mind.
More than worth the wait-I missed you boys!
My writers are messed up because they make dreams so realistic and weird that i can vividly remember them for multiple days some i still haven't forgotten despite dreaming them months ago
Its been a treat going through your old videos. Top tier jokes in this one for sure
big biluxi blues feels on the happy dream warn and fuzzy
I dream about you guys all the time
They must be on lunch when I sleep, cause all I ever get is a blank screen.
so THAT'S why i always go to sleep over an hour after i close my eyes
Your guys' videos always bring a smile on my face :) hilarious!
This comment brought a smile to our face!
Some dream advice, the writers like to make the bugs grow and become horrific monsters if you try to kill them, so leave all bugs alone in dreams.
LITERALLY
I was having a normal dream and there was this spider, just a normal spider there. I remember actually thinking to myself “it’s just a spider. This isnt going to turn into a nightmare” before when I turned around the spider suddenly became a four dimensional beast with only one objective, killing me
i can stop watching and i need to pee.
I come back to this video time and again. Seriously hilarious writing. It's criminal that you don't have more views.
You guys really keep me going. Thanks for all the great memories.
the image of mitch after "everybodies eating apple pie" scares the shit out of me
Cured ma depression ❤️
Holy ish your back!!
"He's at school.. but it's also his house!" This is one of the most accurate jokes about dreams I've ever heard
“He’s Lucid”
“No body move”
average lucid dream: "oh this must be a dream, hmm ill try to fly, nope no super powers, still stuck trying to do the laundry in the kitchen sink, oh well" *lucidity over*
My writers just cancel the whole dream when I’m lucid
The one dream that stuck with me is a family of five picture but the family has pterodactyl heads and they're in a dr. Sues like tower
You guys are so fun
I like how this is really accurate especially about the chain saw
This had my dying you guys are so underrated.
:D
hilarious, thank you for this =)
My writers just sit around and yell: let's remind her of her TRAUMA!!! And then just clock in..
Man this is a good one. Mostly light chuckles for me throughout, but then becoming lucid at the end absolutely killed me. Burst out laughing.
This is such a great sketch idea. Love it!
This guy has one hell of a REM cycle
Bruh. My dream writer are obsessed with thrillers and make me fill in some parts
probably one of the best skits on this channel, and thats saying a lot as every single one is hilarious
This is my favorite so far. You guys are hilarious.
That end hit me like a truck
But something's missing...
"His LEGS!"
Fantastic work as always fellas. Missed you guys and I hope school's going well!
Thanks man! It's going Great (Mike), Good (Mitch), and Horrible (Frank)
People's brain on crack 3:28
What can I say, except that that was absolutely. Fucking. Hilarious. Thanks for all the laughs, guys!
This is really good!! XDXD
Thank you!
If they could write my dreams to be longer than 20 minutes each that would be nice.
My writers won't listen to the audience's suggestions, no matter how mich more experienced the audience is in writing
I had a dream where we had to get to my house before it closed
This was awesome you guys!
My writers go with the *Die in a world ending explosion* sometimes.
2:40 I was so close! I had spiders.
"I built a map"
"let me guess. that's all you did. like always."
"I put stuff in the map"
"I know. goddammit. just have her walk around and explore. again."