Everyone's f**ked up uncle on Thanksgiving

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    Ding Dong! A special dinner guest has arrived! It's Uncle Chaz! Uncle Chaz rules! He's so good at football, and can pick you up with one arm! And look, he even brought his signature dish... "A Wizard's with Guns Sketch" YUM!
    Music:
    Book Bag - E's Jammy Jams
    Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I Allegro, BWV 1049 orig. by JS Bach - Kevin Macleod
    South Of The Border - Audionautix
    Egmont Overture, original: Ludwig van Beethoven - Kevin Macleod
    Agnus Dei X - Kevin Macleod
    Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
    Written and Directed by:
    Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance
    #Wizards #Sketch #Comedy

Комментарии • 239

  • @ka-im5nd
    @ka-im5nd 4 года назад +1464

    Legitimately almost threw up at the gravy-drinking scene, 10/10 would gag again

    • @dewackypianist
      @dewackypianist 4 года назад +35

      Man i use to drink it once when i was kid though. Thought it was some weird chocolate milk to be place on some small wide cup

    • @AdmiralVortex
      @AdmiralVortex 4 года назад +7

      I'm 28, I still do this sometimes

    • @SirFlooberis
      @SirFlooberis 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @noahshick3439
      @noahshick3439 2 года назад +25

      "10/10 would gag again...." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

    • @TheDemonGabe
      @TheDemonGabe 2 года назад +1

      That's what she said

  • @reedtroyer3283
    @reedtroyer3283 4 года назад +1839

    Who did you guys get to play Jacob's mom? She's pretty cute.

  • @craigturpin1731
    @craigturpin1731 4 года назад +916

    I gotta say, Mitch has the dad routine down pat.

    • @GrizzlyAmish
      @GrizzlyAmish 3 года назад +42

      Speakin' of pat...
      He's gonna spank you later.

  • @GoTeamScotch
    @GoTeamScotch 2 года назад +436

    - you're sterile??
    - don't tell anyone
    Gold. Pure unadulterated gold.

    • @NixityNullt
      @NixityNullt 5 месяцев назад +2

      He can't achilderate either

  • @Titleknown
    @Titleknown Год назад +133

    I like how you didn't go the easy route of making him a sex pest and instead went for a more King of Town/Coach Z sort of horror to this man.

    • @strangevol5264
      @strangevol5264 День назад +1

      Oh sweet Jennifer, we’re not coming back from this one.

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA 4 года назад +270

    If only Hilary Kitchen could teach Gary how to cook. Sadly, Gary shops exclusively at Arby’s

  • @Tsuchigama
    @Tsuchigama 4 года назад +562

    Died laughing at the end "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!!"

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 2 года назад +13

      If anyone tells my secret after I die, I too will come back just to yell at them.

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt Год назад +8

      actually he un-died screaming

  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  3 года назад +79

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

  • @Koalinomicon
    @Koalinomicon 4 года назад +128

    I can never predict how these videos are going to end.
    Or start...
    Can't predict anything about them honestly!

  • @haydenhunt5397
    @haydenhunt5397 4 года назад +106

    That spanking request came directly from the boys upstairs. Uncle Gary shoulda brought donuts

  • @danielplantenga3456
    @danielplantenga3456 4 года назад +227

    Can we get a Bon Apetite style spinoff show from uncle gary?
    I want to learn how to make myself a nice cold slice of soup

    • @DugdoesDigging
      @DugdoesDigging 5 месяцев назад +1

      All it takes is bone, apple, and teeth

  • @Jellyjamwaffles
    @Jellyjamwaffles 3 месяца назад +15

    Lmao the mental image of Uncle Gary blasting on the front door bell then absolutely legging it whilst balancing trays of food just for the surprise reveal that he’s already in the house is hilarious.

  • @krissih38
    @krissih38 4 года назад +238

    I think you guys are awsome. Low budged, attention too details in humor and just all around great. Cheers from Iceland. Hope you guys have more success.

  • @BaconEggsRL
    @BaconEggsRL 4 года назад +229

    "sure, I'll take a slice"
    "oh no he's sterile"
    xD

  • @EarthNationCeramics
    @EarthNationCeramics 4 года назад +39

    He just like .... Drank the gravy..... Like.... Drunk it

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official Год назад +23

    0:40 POV: You have dinner at your English friend's house.

  • @jamjar1726
    @jamjar1726 2 года назад +34

    uncle gary has eldritch biology

  • @FrankStJohn-xw2wu
    @FrankStJohn-xw2wu 4 года назад +84

    JUST realized the MOM AND UNCLE GARY are DIFFERNT people

  • @danielgoertz8962
    @danielgoertz8962 22 дня назад +3

    I love how the paramedics dismiss the idea that eating after handling Uncle Gary's corpse is unsanitary, as if he's not sterile in the way that he cannot reproduce, but that he's sterile in that his body is completely inhospitable to any form of microbial life.

  • @apollofell3925
    @apollofell3925 4 года назад +61

    Man that soup looked good. Wish I had a slice.

  • @chelovekparohod
    @chelovekparohod 11 месяцев назад +9

    So... "I'm still going to spank you later" whispering is completely unnoticed but obviously fucked up moment

  • @leahrice5827
    @leahrice5827 4 года назад +20

    Wear headphones at 3:31

  • @guieguima
    @guieguima 4 года назад +168

    That's actually a very convincing woman, I can't help but feel like you've been practicing at home when no one is watching.. ANYWAY, cool video =)

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Год назад +25

    The dedication on that gravy-gobbling action.

  • @GraceMotley
    @GraceMotley 4 года назад +20

    Damn you look really good in a blouse!

  • @bushcraftcowboy5174
    @bushcraftcowboy5174 4 года назад +14

    JESUS GUYS I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE AND HERE YOU ARE SHOWING EVERYBODY ON RUclips

  • @RagePage
    @RagePage Месяц назад +4

    the sterile joke is so damn genius man

  • @FromHerotoZeroYT
    @FromHerotoZeroYT 4 года назад +24

    Oooh, a freshly sterilized Wizards with Guns video!
    Sure, I'll have a slice

  • @Forfingus
    @Forfingus Месяц назад +3

    your fake food names are excellent. this and the taco bell order are GOLD

  • @adamnielson42
    @adamnielson42 2 года назад +7

    It's 2AM rn and I was impressed that you actually swallowed that pill. Gosh I feel dumb lol.

  • @deltajay2394
    @deltajay2394 4 года назад +19

    This channel is seriously underated. It demands more views and subs!

    • @Timorio
      @Timorio Год назад +1

      Undereaten?

  • @2_0clock
    @2_0clock 16 дней назад +1

    0:46 EUGH DUDE THE HEARTBEAT

  • @enderjed2523
    @enderjed2523 8 дней назад +2

    I didn't expect the Road to 56 loading music to appear in here.

  • @userrasputin5883
    @userrasputin5883 4 года назад +15

    You guys are fantastic actors and hilarious 😆

  • @ceomontes5831
    @ceomontes5831 Год назад +8

    Sending this to my nephews to make sure I'm their Uncle Gary ❤❤❤

  • @KristianKumpula
    @KristianKumpula 5 дней назад +1

    I'm suddenly getting a hankering for a slice of soup

  • @turtlelover6605
    @turtlelover6605 4 года назад +16

    Is that Corridor mech!?!?

  • @yanagummy8600
    @yanagummy8600 4 года назад +33

    Ngl uncle Gary is kinda hot. The mom weirds me out tho

  • @Beeeazybones
    @Beeeazybones 5 месяцев назад +2

    I'm so glad I found this channel. Shit is hilarious

  • @brandonjk1305
    @brandonjk1305 4 года назад +8

    Thanks Dads

  • @aidsdoh8286
    @aidsdoh8286 Год назад +4

    I like how that turkey couldn’t possibly be carved of balsa wood.

  • @williammichaelblackburn5167
    @williammichaelblackburn5167 2 дня назад +1

    This one is particularly chaotic!

  • @cumunist2120
    @cumunist2120 2 года назад +7

    The reason he died is because the pill is supposed to be administered rectally

  • @sumeirbhatia7893
    @sumeirbhatia7893 2 года назад +19

    Gonna be honest, Jacob's mom is like...super attractive.

  • @User-hi4ti
    @User-hi4ti 4 года назад +7

    I’ll take a slice of that soup too!

  • @locomotiveproductions
    @locomotiveproductions Год назад +3

    Scrumptious Corn on the Throb🤣

  • @marcohaase1
    @marcohaase1 5 месяцев назад +3

    His heart just might slip right out

  • @flyk
    @flyk 2 года назад +4

    I love this video, one if my favorite sketches on this channel, but I wish I didn’t make the mistake of making food right before watching this video.

  • @jackt48h
    @jackt48h 4 года назад +8

    I'd simp for michael

  • @zEquilibrium
    @zEquilibrium 4 года назад +10

    We need more dad Mitch

  • @TheScrubExpress
    @TheScrubExpress 4 года назад +8

    My actual uncle is named Gary... :(

    • @mrahzzz
      @mrahzzz 4 года назад

      U sterile too? Plz respond.

  • @benshook4394
    @benshook4394 4 года назад +10

    Better than SNL

  • @DemonWarp65
    @DemonWarp65 Год назад +1

    This was....
    Am I awake, or is this some fever dream? This was like a Junji Ito story.

  • @JuxCordaus
    @JuxCordaus 4 года назад +4

    Wonderful video! Thanks for the laughs.

  • @loganfury7433
    @loganfury7433 2 года назад +2

    I have no idea how i missed the Soup slice joke the first time but it’s awesome, or how I missed the second reference to that joke…

  • @ruslanart
    @ruslanart 4 года назад +6

    Wow he does look like Weird Al!

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright 4 года назад +1

      Can't wait until they're famous enough they can talk weird Al into guest staring

  • @ac3d657
    @ac3d657 Год назад +3

    Coming back to these videos and I just can't believe how dense they are. Literally... packed... with extra gravy

  • @p0ffl3y
    @p0ffl3y Год назад +4

    We maybe laughing at Gary's now, but in 20 years we might become the Gary's 😭

  • @soldog13
    @soldog13 4 года назад +6

    Oh no, he's STERILE

  • @thepulgo
    @thepulgo 4 года назад +6

    Another great video, keep up the good work guys!

  • @jaydizzlesquizzle
    @jaydizzlesquizzle 4 года назад +4

    He got that anime driving cars corridor shirt 🤓

  • @DreamWizardMedia
    @DreamWizardMedia 9 месяцев назад +1

    Omg. The Dad is Randy, from the Spanking Cops video! It's all connected!

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 4 года назад +8

    wow that guy's so weird, wearing a beanie at the dinner table

  • @JoshCold
    @JoshCold 2 года назад +2

    3:30 how can you keep a straight face 😂

  • @sheepgrass500
    @sheepgrass500 Месяц назад +1

    Why did the corn have a heart beat!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TopographicalGang
    @TopographicalGang 4 года назад +4

    I would also like a slice of soup

  • @GabeLily
    @GabeLily 2 года назад +1

    wow I sure do love that is Book Bag - E's Jammy Jams (no copyright jazz)

  • @Evski-if4gn
    @Evski-if4gn Год назад +3

    Whoever played the mom is a hottie!!!! I must marry that woman. She can be my slippery heart medication 💊 😂😂😂. Love the channel guys!!! Keep it up

  • @rebeccarisk1772
    @rebeccarisk1772 2 года назад +2

    the faux combover, my god. it's incredible

  • @devnetdegrandmont4898
    @devnetdegrandmont4898 3 года назад +3

    Tis the season

  • @Asumsauce1796
    @Asumsauce1796 Год назад +2

    The perfect video to watch on thanksgiving

  • @MikeDBurke19
    @MikeDBurke19 4 года назад +5

    I’ll take a slice 🤔

  • @SidDaSloth1
    @SidDaSloth1 4 года назад +8

    First one to eat spanksgiving dinner

  • @naps3488
    @naps3488 2 года назад +2

    I’m the 1000th like for this elegant video

  • @diegog6162
    @diegog6162 4 года назад +4

    One slice of soup please 🥣

  • @thomasbraithwaite1381
    @thomasbraithwaite1381 10 дней назад +2

    Congratulations, those "Pumplings" are legitimately the most disgusting looking food, real or fake, that I have ever seen in my life. I don't even want to imagine what they must taste like.

  • @STANNco
    @STANNco 8 месяцев назад +1

    when the food squirts on que thats magical

  • @sagandupree9948
    @sagandupree9948 Год назад +3

    "One minute you're here, the next you're worm food" - is that a Jake and Amir quote?

  • @corbano9679
    @corbano9679 3 месяца назад

    I cant wait to be this guy in 13 years

  • @BuckFunky
    @BuckFunky 4 года назад +3

    Too close to home. Moar sandy.

  • @JeffBassman
    @JeffBassman 4 года назад +4

    hahaha that was absolutely disgusting!

  • @nosebleed0069
    @nosebleed0069 4 года назад +4

    Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pivitman101
    @pivitman101 Год назад +1

    "How much gravy you want?"
    "Just a slice"
    ...

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 4 года назад +3

    Amazing XD

  • @defvent
    @defvent 2 года назад +2

    This is my new Thanksgiving tradition

  • @8523wsxc
    @8523wsxc 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love the comb over.

  • @cobblecobble7350
    @cobblecobble7350 4 года назад +5

    ahh yes spewy gooey food....kill it with fire

  • @panwall1327
    @panwall1327 4 года назад +4

    Mmmm....gravy

  • @Seppiatone
    @Seppiatone 2 года назад +1

    (Hears opening song) oh why yes I have heard of carlson

  • @sunlox
    @sunlox 3 месяца назад

    the sterile thing was clever asf

  • @zackharrison2565
    @zackharrison2565 11 месяцев назад +2

    I’m rewatching this while sick and the gravy drinking scene almost made me throw up

  • @WesYarber
    @WesYarber Год назад +1

    This is one of my favorites 😂

  • @damien5881
    @damien5881 4 года назад +2

    Oh god thank you
    Maybe it's you
    Maybe it's the rhum
    But tonight I'll share you both I needed that laugh ❤

  • @R_LUV
    @R_LUV 4 месяца назад +2

    Wkuk vibes

  • @Tokyoghoul4life
    @Tokyoghoul4life 2 года назад +1

    The heartbeating food🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheCaliRhino
    @TheCaliRhino Год назад +1

    _Sure, I'll take a slice_
    Well played sir, well played.

  • @garyvasquez784
    @garyvasquez784 Год назад +1

    I feel personally attacked 😂

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 2 года назад +1

    Uncle Gary seems like a very pleasant chap.

  • @tyw8419
    @tyw8419 5 месяцев назад +1

    I need that pumpling recipe

  • @FreeAllenWrench
    @FreeAllenWrench Год назад +2

    Jesus christ, even watching these guys older shit... they're better writers than the last 20 years of snl