"I seduce the dragon."
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Son... did you put another AIRSHIP in your Dungeons and Dragons campaign?! If you want to play a fantasy TTRPG with steampunk flavored modern transportation, you're more than welcome to do so... but don't call it Dnd!! Not when you're under our roof, do you understand? We are a LOW fantasy family, and your magic system is HARDLY consistent. Anything more fantastical than the Witcher series, and you're out on the street young man. Do you hear me?! How do you expect your players to suspend their disbelief when you hand their characters magic stones that basically function as an iPhones?! That's not world building, that's a reskin! Your mother is very upset, and the next time this happens again, you can kiss your 3rd party artificer class privilege's goodbye! You're lucky this family tolerates your fantasy Tony Stark BS.
Music:
The Red Fox Tavern - Curran Son
Across the Ocean - Bonnie Grace
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy 
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Why do you think the friend in the photo isn't there?
He's grounded
He teaches English in Japan.
This episode kind of confused me. I first thought it was just satirizing the overly nice and easily impressed DND nerd types, but then I started to wonder if this whole episode was a tribute to a close friend of WWG who recently passed away, or perhaps just drifted out of the friend circle.
He became the dragon
His Discord really took off and now he needs to moderate full-time
Need more sketches where it genuinely feels like the joke is on me. Watched 6 minutes of cringe goofballs and in the end was reminded that they don’t care, they love each other, and they’re happy. I’m the fool. 10/10
Yeah exactly this, it was pleasantly humbling
lol nerd
The whole time I had this sense of unease, "When are these harmless goofs gonna have the joke put on them?," but then it never came. Instead just humanity
Agreed, this was a delight
Right? I cant believe how long it took me to stop cringing and enjoy this.
I’m almost glad there wasn’t a punchline - these characters deserve to be happy
The punchline is that there was only a D17.
No they don’t
@@Fknsandwichvery fun person we have here
@whyiwakeup6460 they weren't funny enough to deserve happiness
@@theleftasscheek3380it is so sad to hear that you don't think you deserve happiness but stick in there bud
Moral panic: “DnD is a satanic ritual performed by evil people.”
Dnd Nerds:
Obamanomicron
Moral panic: DnD is satanic and will make people gay and beastiality degens”
Baldurs gate 3:
I like how his speech describes all of their talents and dreams, while Mason is just 'lover of men'.
That does sound like a bard.
Certified Greek moment
@@RigoVidsis somebody gana match my greek.
The joy I felt when I realized that this was going to be a wholesome sketch of just some friends hanging out. 10/10 I was grinning the entire time.
This is such a good reminder that by judging people as "cringe" we will run the risk of missing out on genuine human connection, enthusiasm, excitement, friendship.
Of course there is such a thing as unacceptable social behaviour, but cringe culture is drawing that circle way too narrow and it is a loss for all involved all too often.
Y'all mfs acting like cringe culture is a thing just because it's a fad to say cringe it's what's really cringe here
I judge people as cringe because they make me physically uncomfortable by being painful awkward. It's a preference just like any other, and I for one would happily remain alone than be a part of a group like this
@@orpheus9282Stay miserable then, I suppose. Then you'll wonder later why you don't have any close and meaningful relationships because you judge people based on small tiny things. Loosen up and be more genuine. Things will be a lot better, trust me.
@@TwixtheFox My position is that I'd be miserable if I forced myself to be around people I don't like. You assert that I'm miserable or confused by choosing to be alone based on absolutely nothing
@@orpheus9282 If someone makes you actually feel pain physically by existing, either you're the asshole or they're the asshole.
If you're not being wholesome and cringe during dnd, you're doing it wrong
Like the time my buddy Jimmy baked himself into a pie to kill the lighthouse dragon from the inside.
Meanwhile, my centaur character was being murdered by his succubus concubine in a different room of the lighthouse.
What if I'm being nsfw and attractive?
@@notablediscomfort then you're playing it like most mainstream twats are
@@notablediscomfortwell your not at work and if your not near any metal objects you can be as magnetic as you want. If you are near metal make sure you do everything safe and consensual.
Is it cringe if everything they said made me feel genuinely happy and nostlagic? thats the life man, thats the goal. Its a great phase in your life, being cringe is mandatory
yeah this wasn't cringe, just wholesome and showing some bois having some good times
yes . yes it is cringe
Is it truly cringe if everyone around absolutely loves it and each other? Or is that ... heaven?
Forget the realm of cringe and based - embrace what makes you happy, and if it must be called cringe, then be cringe forever
Cringe shifts and changes with the tides of society and time. But true happiness remains in your heart forever.
Roll for oh-god-please-dont-let-me-have-a-genuine-emotional-connection-to-these-characters
Oop, nat 1! Sorry dude, you're bonded for life.
This is what Martin Luther King dreamed of
I like to think it was something less gay with dudes building houses or something productive.
@@DARKthenoble you think MLK dreamed of building houses? What? Genuinely what?
@@digdugdoggy a better society for a better tommorow.
@@DARKthenoble 1. This comment you’re replying to is a joke
2. Mlk was dreaming of something less gay?? His entire speech was against discriminating against minorities
@@Itouchnograss Dude if he knew that just about every single black business, and most black communities were going to get economically wrecked off the face of the earth when he did that speech. I don't think he would have done it. The African American black belt has become pretty much the latino belt now.
And 2 my comment was dark humor.
God this is so friggen wholesome you guys. I need to send this to my party asap.
Forgot to say "literally."
erm... thats an updoot for you! and might i say that if this were reddit, i would give you gold kind stranger!
@@Jordan-df6psnobody talked about redditors until you did
@@MotorcycleWrites that's just how redditor act and talk, they call it a joke
@@Jordan-df6ps why did you comment it?
i remember i once failed so hard at threatening a dragon it seduced my character
why doesnt that happen to me
I wanna be seduced by a dragon
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!
@@thicco_sometimes your fate is to seduce a dragon, sometimes rocks fall and everyone dies
this is shrimply bottom behaviour
I was not prepared for that ending. This was so much like my group, and we lost a friend. i regret not playing more with that group because now i can't. My friend's steam profile pic is still just how he left it, a portrait of his DnD character. Miss you buddy
The entire time I was sitting like "this is not even close to what my dnd sessions look like, this is a bit too goofy" and then when he re-read his speech and it panned to the empty chair I started to tear up. I lost my best friend (and best player) 3 years ago and that just really hit home for me.
Yeah, it hit me hard too. Really well done. Sending hugs your way :(
“Bug wise, my snug status is RUG” 😆😆
This is still one of my favorite lines 😂
"My snug status is rug" is something I'm unironically gonna use when I'm going away with my friends next weekend!
I’ve watched it a couple of times and it really has me thinking. I played yugioh back in the day with a bunch of guys that had no other community except each other. I was raised in a well adjusted home and had several different groups of friends. The guys I played yugioh with only had each other, and sometimes I found myself cringing at a joke or their excitement at something random or small. It wasn’t until later I realized how judgmental I was considering that most of those guys only ever had each other, and to them this community was a safe place to explore life and create social interactions. I was lucky to have a couple different groups of close friends, but they have all stayed together. That is part of what makes dnd (or any fandom that gathers together) so special: real relationships, real people, and tangible memories.
Damn man.
I'm so glad those guys had each other and you got to be there for it. ❤
I internally cringe constantly with people I like. I think it's fine because if they ever asked about it, I'd tell them I wouldn't change a thing about them because I don't know how to put together a person who makes me feel as safe and appreciated as them, and I know I used to act the same way they do before abuse destroyed my ability to be like that. It feels like I'm an old man watching kids play in the street outside, reminiscing on the days when he used to be able to run around and get into shenanigans, before his body broke down into a miserable cluster of pain and damage. But with my friends, they still let me hang out. I can still be there with them. They still make me feel like I'm running. I would dismantle someone's body if they made my friends as damaged as me. That innocence is fragile and these people managed to keep it thriving in them. That feeling of cringe gives me life. It's the shadow of my childhood giggling with joy that these beautiful creatures still accept me as one of their own and didn't abandon me like so many other good things have.
Don't deny your feelings. Interpret them better.
@@notablediscomfort.......thank you for sharing, wow. I.. uh. I've actually screenshotted your comment to reflect on it more later. I've been feeling that way around people I care about and never thought of it that way. Thank you, genuinely.
20/10, I seriously expected a brutal dunking to occur, or for something to go wrong, but instead it’s bros being bros, and loving each other. It hits me right in my softest bones
The only twist really was that one of their friends had died
His character fell into a pit with a gelatinous cube and was slowly and painfully digested. Since he had no character to go forward and his friends didn't want to start a new campaign they told him not to come over any more.
Yeah he'll be back next week with a new character that's just his previous character's twin
@@NovaBlueNovaah yes, the classic long-lost twin
@@NovaBlueNova ruclips.net/video/QoO2eI9IioE/видео.htmlsi=UtTvfJEUAqC4GSBn
I love how in the sketches he keeps coming back as the same character with slightly different names as a bunch of brothers…
This was the most stressful video I've seen in awhile, I just kept waiting for the punchline and it never came. So wholesome it hurts
I know, I almost couldn't finish it; the level of cringe was literally stressful.
The punchline was like "you're a judgemental asshole for finding that all cringe".
Now I'm coiled on my couch covered in sushi unable to move due to cringe/guilt overload.
Even if this is super cringe it's also peak friendship goals. So much positivity.
abolish cringe
embrace friends
Half-Tiefling/Half-Aasimar made me laugh too hard! Like a Half-Giant/Half-Halfling.
You can even simplify that to Half-Giant/Quarterling
@@justsayin...1158 That reduces to double-giant/singleling
@@gunrugger So it's simply a double-giant?
@@justsayin...1158 man... genetics are crazy
There is a British fantasy comedy show called "Zapped" and a character in it is half giant half dwarf and he's just a normal sized dude
Not gonna lie, messes me up when I saw the empty chair. Had a best friend that I knew for years. He unfortunately passed away. He was the dm, before I took the role. Great vid!
Man, the thing this seems like such a fun group to be a part of. Love how the comments are so split between finding this cringe vs wholesome.
I mean, I wish I had a group like this! Idc if other people find it cringe
Cringe vs wholesome? Porque no los dos?
It's cringe and that's wholesome
it was cringe but also at the same time im jealous of their friendship
patchouli sighting real
"the lovers of men" with the camera on their gay friend was subtle but genius
It wasn't subtle, I wouldn't say
Each line of the speech described one of the friends at the table
This was wholesome. A little sad. And the whole time im watching... i couldn't stop admiring the invader zim hoodie
I immediately went on Amazon and found it GIR is my guy
"You're so gay,"
"I am"
Absolutely killed me.
"You are"
Perfection
"you're so gay"
"yup, I am"
"yes you are"
"👍"
Literally the most wholesome people in the world and they shall be happy forever! And Dylan has to open a bakery!
This is very realistic,
I played D&D for the 1st with some older dudes i meet at the comic shop when i was 19.
This exactly what they were like.
No matter how cringy this is, it all seems like they're having fun, so i'm okay with it
I fucking lost it at “modern Leonardo DiCaprio”
The shot of the empty chair 🥺 I can’t imagine continuing a campaign after a friend in the party died
Or maybe the guy just wasn’t able to make it that session, which is still a tragedy in of itself
His character died after not obeying the “Dungeon Master”, so he was forced to die in real life. That’s what happens in D&D right?
@@gabrielsandstrom1899as a DM I can confirm this
@@gabrielsandstrom1899pretty sure
The camera pans to a photo of them all, and they also specifically say "those who have fallen," and also, he sounds really sad when he says that part specifically. It is seriously extremely saddening to imagine trying to keep up the high octane energy of a dnd campaign after someone dies, especially since the guy kinda looks like he was the youngest of the 6.
@@doubleaabattery7562 I feel like he just died in the game, and they're all really serious about it.
I didn't fully accept this was going to be a wholesome reflection of a group of genuine friends until they got to the over-the-top complements. We all totally hyped each other's drawings, accents, and speeches when we played DnD. Good times.
Such a wholesome group of guys....
Though the missing friend at the end feels like he died and everyone keeps a seat for him... which is also wholesome and quite relatable.
i should not be this emotional over "the lovers of men". a group of greasy cringey dnd nerds who not only accept their gay friend, they celebrate his gayness as something to fight for. this is the most wholesome thing i've ever seen
Comes to prove that when you sotp caring about being cringe you have a lot more fun. It seem like a lovely group to be a part of :)
This has serious "haha you clowns" vibes.
I really didn’t expect to get hit in the feels.
This is one of the best y’all have put out. The camaraderie between everyone was so on point to the glories nerdy times I had in middle/high school.
Such an Incredibly wholesome moment shared between friends and then the moment where it becomes bittersweet when everyone remembers there is someone missing.
And man, that zoom into the photo in end 😢
Sometimes you roll a 20, sometimes you roll a 1, sometimes the die hits the dungeon master and now everyone is waiting in the e.r for 2 hours.
Every cringey teen deserves a wholesome cringey friend group like this, I love it
Honestly you guys should open up a RUclips channel
Saying "lovers of men" and zooming in on the gay guy got me lol
litteraly just every dnd game preamble and all the inside jokes.
The least nerdy dnd session
I kept expecting this to get dark, I’m so glad it was so wholesome gave me the kind of relaxing lofi feels. Definitely sharing with my tabletop party
It did though.
1:34 "you are so gay" "I am" "you are" funniest part of the whole thing. Nothing weird in either direction. No fake voices or costumes, or obsession with sex (dragon punchline doesn't count to that).
I miss this period of my life. Miss those guys . To be cringe is to be free lol
I don't get why people make fun of others for acting like this. Just look at how cute they are!
Cringe is only cringe if you’re being a dick.
These are just dudes being bros. And its the best thing ever
I both hate and love that I said “holy guacamole” at the same time as the characters in the skit.
My little brothers and sisters have gotten into doodling a lot recently, and while they’ve always been artistic, they’ve started showing me their stuff a lot more so I can tell them what I like about it. I try to keep cursing to a minimum around them, so I always default to “holy guacamole” when they make something very cool and I wanna show my excitement for their drawings.
I didn’t even realize the Barbarian drawing was making me say “holy guacamole” until I heard the dudes in the video say it too, and I don’t know how to feel about it 😅.
Came for the bear claws, stayed for horno the half goat
I was waiting for a punchline a bit in, but then I realized that there would be no punching this time, and just watched a group of friends having a good time, whilst enjoying cookies n cream ice cream, feelin good
tag yourself. I’m the guy who’s just ok at drawing but loves showing off his drawings and fishing for compliments
I’m the dead friend
@@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 i actually laughed out loud at this. something about clicking the 1 reply button and seeing "I'm the dead friend"
Im the dm with the badly prepped canpign my players thinks is genious somehow
These guys are true homies. They Gas each other up, rally, and encourage each others potential. This is beautiful.
It's 7 minutes long but it feels like an hour 🥰🥰
So sad that the last guy was murdered by Magius, if only he had given his wallet..
These guys are the most supportive friends ever.
Meanwhile, I can't get a D&D to last longer than 3 months before it all falls apart.
Empty chair used to belong to the rules lawyer.
This was so heartwarming, they were so supportive of each other and such good friends, I love them
I can't belive I am cringing this hard over a groop of good friends having fun togeter. I'm a monster
you're not a monster. you've been conditioned to believe genuine expressions of love and joy like this are meant to be made fun of. your brain is trying to protect you against what you've been told, over and over, is a threat.
you are okay and you are good
Played for a fool.
"Do not kill that which is cringe. Kill the part that cringes."
-Pepe
wait they're so sweet... this needs to be a series!! give us occasional seven-minute slices of these guys' lives in between all the (equally awesome) absurdist sketches. they're just a bunch of friends who like to have a lot of fun :]
Our DM just sent us this saying “read the description I beg you”
honestly, i really just appreciated that celebration of friendship. thank you for making that.
My mind says i should feel secondhand embarrassment, but i told it to show up because they're all so happy and it's not my business to judge their joy
buddy fought against their personal demons and *won*
When being good to eachother is seen as weakness... those people have lost the greatest treasure by valuing emotional detachment.
I really like how it was just a good and fun friend group the whole time, bad twist or anything. Just a feel good time that was enjoyable
I love how they all sound like the "Ha Ha, You Clowns" characters
This is a wonderful video.
I discovered y'all months ago, when I heard SNL stole someone's video. Joel Haver was someone I was aware of, but didn't watch. In his video talking about it he brought up your "The Curious Case of Who Shit my Pants" video, and I gave it a watch. Been enjoying you fine folks ever since.
I do hope we see more of these guys. This has already brought so much joy to me. Thank you.
This was so nice, I mean these guys excel at ridiculous comedy, but this was just as special and unique and meaningful and it seriously made my day. One of my favorite channels. I never played dnd but I played magic and I miss playing with the boys and just having a good time.
These guys are so wholesome and supportive of each other. I love everything about this
1:30 is my favorite part, I always had fun when people would draw their characters out, regardless of skill because it really fleshed out the looks and made RP easier imo.
That was weirdly unexpectedly touching
I was waiting for something to happen but this sketch made me feel so warm inside
And me sad
@@ravener96 why tho?
I’m only 2 minutes in and I want to DIE already, great video guys
This didn't age well 💀
@@The_mrbobwhat?
"Dylan you are so gay"
"I am"
"you are"
;')
Love the fact they all are walking dnd stereotypes that genuinely love being around each other and bring each other up and compliment each others interest and favorite parts of dnd
Another banger lads, this radiates "Corporate Trailer" video energy.
Ya'll got me WEEPING.
This is genuinely so wholesome and cute even if it's ""cringe"". I love your vids, keep it up❤
...I know I'm only 1 minute in, and this is just a comedic exaggeration but, how well this DnD party was filmed is so spot on I'm nearly in tears...
please make this a series, i need them
A bunch of live action Jo Cappa characters just living life. Their fathers raised some good boys.
This isn't even a sketch - this is just how they hang out off camera.
Great video guys, my rug status is officially bug
They are so much happier than i am and i could never make fun of them for that
Cool ass grandpa
Officially been long enough that I got nostalgic for this video, rewatching it with the context known that there is no punchline to these lovable folks had me smiling the entire time and perhaps even a little emotional. It's such a great video and is currently keeping me motivated to continue my writing for D&D, thanks again Wizards.
Surprising the viewers by not surprising the viewers with a punchline is such a clever move.
I expected a parody sketch, but instead I'm just really excited for my next session now👏
I was waiting for the joke, but it was just pure wholesomeness. Zero dissapointment.
If I had a nickel for every fishing joke my dnd party makes...
As someone who lives in British Columbia, Canada, I can confirm that the essence of being in British Columbia sounds exactly like that speech.
Side bar- a wolf arm would be like the most useless enhancement
but the act of having a wolf arm is pretty impressive
@@itwasidio1736 yeah until you try to do anything. What are you going to do go dig in your backyard with one hand
3:21
"Haha, you are SO GAY."
"I am."
"You are."
This is such a wholesome group of bros
Edit: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME CRY LIKE THIS
Why the hell was this so wholesome, it makes me just want to be cringey and hang out with friends
Looks like a fun trip to medieval times, sure wish I could have been there
me too
Holy hell! 7 minutes of wholesome friendship?! Next you're going to see them vacationing on this planet! And forming true relationships, as they are as people and not just because goo advises them that they have similar search histories. Athena! Wake me up, bring me a gird pod.
All great comedians must at some part attempt the Black Adder Moment. Congratulations at being the only group I have seen outside of Mitchell and Webb to do it justice.
At the end of the day, of they're happy they're happy.