"Evil Wonder Woman is more than capable of being in charge of our Evil Justice League, her gender does not make her inferior in any way to the rest of the team!" - Evil Batman
Evil Batman using the fact that everyone is an "Evil Opposite" of each other, to lie about what he is, to make everyone doubt and hate Normal Batman, is *SUCH a smart Batman move!*
You know what's especially hilarious: The thumbnail We see "Segregation among races" and we think "yep that's something an evil batman would say" But then we get to the actual part of the video and its subversion of the best quality.
It's just that the Culture Wars are so strong right now that people see anything about RaCe and click. Conservatives think they're gonna click on this and get that bLaCkS ArE rAcIsT cuz of black graduations and everyone else thinks they're gonna get a history lesson. Then it just turns out to be good comedy and people stick around and up vote it.
Israel education minister Rafi Peretz on intermarriage. Israel justice minister Ayelet Shaked on keeping the jewish majority even at the expense of human rights. CNN: Joe Biden: Im a zionist, you don't have to be a jew to be a zionist. Angry foreigner: Joe Biden: it's a good thing that whites will be an absolute minority in the USA
The funny thing is that Batman and Robin are known for being incredibly honest, and have never falsely slandered their enemies. So it only makes sense that evil Batman and evil Robin would lie about themselves in order to make their counterparts look bad.
You are not wrong. . If there is one superpower that Batman has, it is the ability to be honest no matter what is happening to him. He could be stabbed, shot, laying in a pit of acid, and he would still be one hundred percent honest. One of the old traits from adam west batman carried over to the comics.
Maybe evil Batman was smart enough to come up with a plan and say the exact opposite things evil Batman and Robin truly are and say stuff that are true about Batman and Robin
@@zzodysseuszz ruclips.net/video/bXuoqY9bQmQ/видео.html Here is 100% alive said after. Plus there is everything with caption so why superman would say two times sth that is written only once?
Superman : Oh god. Batman : I believe it should be raised. 18 year olds are still teenagers. Wonder Woman : Evil Batman : At least we can agree about this one thing, Batman.
"But that’s not all! Me and Robin have never recorded footage of Reverse Flash violating the Flash, and Superman under the effects of pink kryptonite!" "Oh god.." "Bruce..Have you done all of this?" "Hal I would never do such acts! They must be lying to ruin our cooperation, teamwork and moralities! We must stop this ev-" "Kryptonians under the pink kryptonite are as equal as straight humans and panasexual martians regardless of opinion"
I like Hollow Ichigo in Bleach revealing Ichigo is indecisive, headstrong, fearful of getting inventive and loose beyond what's needed. But then it isn't really used as a plot point at all.
@@justinmadrid8712 I just heard that Evil Justin Madrid made a massive breakthrough in science and is about to win a Nobel Prize, it’ll look good on his was next to his 30 or so Doctorate certificates.
Honestly, makes sense. Evil Batman is trying to divide the justice league as much as he can, and since batman is worlds greatest Detective, why not use that brain of his to just say something that weakens the justice league the most
1:10 Superman's "Oh, God" is wonderfully delivered. I can hear the gears turning in his head as all Bruce's jokes about Martian Manhunter start to make a lot more sense
I'm referencing the _New Frontier_ comic by Darwyn Cooke, in which Batman discovers the Martian Manhunter for the first time and threatens to expose him, before eventually calming down. As Bats goes to leave the Manhunter alone, he menacingly quips that he has "a $70,000 sliver of meteorite to stop the one in Metropolis; with you, all I need is a penny for a book of matches" - referring of course to J'onn's fear of fire. I like to imagine that Batman recounts that same story every Justice League get-together, and immediately follows it up with "I'm messing around! Me and J'onn are totally cool now, right, buddy? After all, some of my _best friends_ are aliens."
The part when evil flash says "man" was timed exactly right so that you probably just forgot about that bit and then he nails you with that line. Slayed me honestly
@@Billyblue98 doesn't that mean good superman and wonder woman are racists? Edit: thinking about this, they may be racists since one is an alien and the other is from temiscira
@@AntonioCardenasT Actually, Superman might not be racist since he is raised by actual humans and he has attachment to them but Wondy tho. She might be severely sexist. Like kill all men type of sexist since she was raised by Amazon warrirors. Also might be racist towards humans because of it.
@@AntonioCardenasT one comes from a technologically advance race compare to humans and most if not all of his living relatives have super powers comparable to gods. The other one comes from a trive of women stronger and smarter than the current human race. Superman may be racist base on the assumption that he is from another race. And wonder woman may support segregation not on the basis of one's ethnicity but in one's gender because in her eyes women can do better alone. Also superman didn't race any flags when they mentioned the Robin in the cage stuff. But he did when evil batman imply that the good one is in a gay relationship with Robin so you can add homophobic to the mix if you really want to analyze a satire character.
@@zazueta4887 u know Krypton went extinct right? And uhmm they didn't superpowers on Krypton since it had a red sun (for some reason), and about the technology well Atalantis was there too before the sinking thing. So in comparison we're doing pretty good, living and having our planet not explode and all that
@@Rad-Dude63andathird to be fair to gold, it got some electronic usage, though I think canned goods and medical supplies may have more value in a situation where the dollars worthless.
My take is that normal Batman is very secretive about himself in general, so "Evil" Batman and Robin are telling the truth and just freely volunteer information unprompted
They have to be lying, since evil robin mentions a punishment he never received. Theres no way for him to know something like that if he didnt experience it himself, meaning that he has no idea if such an accusation is accurate and thus is merely fucking with them
I love how rather than make it obvious it's legitimately unclear if what evil Batman and Robin are saying is actually indicating something or if they're just doing mind games
It's because it's descending into chaos. Chaos can mess up good and evil beings because it's neither good nor evil. So the Evil Justice League are just as disturbed at Batman being a child molester because they are pre Crisis Comic book Evil, not real world Evil. Even if they were, there are Prison Murderers who hate and will brutalize child molesters.
It's funny when you realize Batman is really good at deflecting and -doesn't deny- absolutely denies all claims. Evil Batman expressing his values and showing utter transparency is not just comedic exposition, but completely on brand. Clever stuff jj.
Was thinking that EvilBatman and Robin were the opposites in that they would openly deny those things unprompted (whereas normalBatman and Robin wouldn’t), but then he said “Hear me out”
Y’know, usually Solid JJ makes the plot go in a understandable direction that’s just slightly off from what you would think, a slight subversion. This. This is not close at all to what I thought it would be.
Honestly what I love the most is that the Evil Justice League are just as surprised as the Good Justice League about 'Good' Batman, and the implication that 'Evil' Batman never said this to them until now and he's actually the only non-evil Evil superhero. Like even the Evil Justice League has morals 😂
When you think about it, the "good" Batman is kind of a dick to everyone, thinking of killing anyone who he thinks is being manipulated etc. Not really nice to say the least lol
I love how even Evil Superman's whole spiel literally crumbles to bits as he is just morally outraged at the incredibly unfortunate implications concerning regular Batman. Also you'd think with Evil Batman being so open about this stuff, he'd have said something before, instead of just literally making both Evil Superman and Evil Wonderwoman completely stop whatever they were doing and just have a moral crisis.
"I love how even Evil Superman's whole spiel literally crumbles to bits as he is just morally outraged at the incredibly unfortunate implications concerning regular Batman." It makes sense when you think about it. If the Justice League all get along, then the Evil Justice League must not get along at all!
So if we take the "evil dimension = opposite" to the extreme, we can conclude that not only is Normal Batman a flat-earther living on a spherical earth, but Evil Batman is a round-earther living on a flat earth.
Evil (but apparently not so evil) Batman: The World is definitely a sphere and not flat. Batman: Alright so hear me out. As a Batman lover I find this a comedic gold.
I was so confused how there could be any resolution to this. I was asking myself, "How do you end this?" The answer that I was too blind to see was to end it with further mounting chaos. Brilliant.
@darthrevan1281so to simplify what you implied. And correct me if I am wrong. Counterparts depend on each other while opposites are almost fully disassociated.
For everyone who was unclear, Solid JJ said this on Twitter: “the idea in my head was that the evil batman was fucking with them and not everything he said was true, but the last one wasn’t”
And since when has factual evidence and the experience of people who know better dissuaded conspiracy theorists? Batman would have made up some bullshit about how atmosphere radiation (or something) makes the world *appear* to be round, when it's in fact flat.
All right... hear me out: What if the Earth is flat but the UNIVERSE is curved? Then you could fly up and the planet would LOOK curved, but it would still be flat!
At first, I thought evil Batman said that stuff just to mess with them, but the moment Batman said, "why are you guys hyper-fixating on that" I knew he was being defensive.
Lmao, the comedic timing and sensitivity of this guy is out of bounds, everything is peak comedy. -Evil GL loving yellow being something simple and almost non important; -Flash taking a jab at the obvious, yet comedic, aspect of speed/slow; -WW build up across all these eps of not having a VA, paying off now; -Batman and Robin infamous relation; Only thing missing was a Aquaman that was useful and a Hawkman with importance to the team.
Yellow is supposed to represent fear, which is supposed to be the enemy of willpower… like ya know the yellow lanterns and all that (or something, im really not that into green lantern lore)
I like to think that all of Injustice one time sat down and started brainstorming ideas to divide the Justice League. Found out about Robin and Batman perfectly normal relationship and thought "Wait, if they are our complete opposite then why are OUR Batman and Robin so normal?"
the thing is, those could very well be lies, cause batman is known for being (and plenty of times brutally) honest, so its entirely possible that evil batman is just constantly lying his butt off
@@erubin100 superman lies so badly that he litteraly hypnotizes people everyday by looking at them just because he doesn't want to make a super man costume to hide his idenity
@@erubin100 He's too busy being honestly incredibly morally upstanding when it comes to the things Evil Batman is implying. You'd think he'd maybe not have an issue with segregation but nope, even the evil version of Superman thinks it's absolutely horrible.
I can't help but imagine the conversation between Evil Batman and Evil Robin: "Robin, if there's an alternate dimension out there that's the exact opposite of us, how is our relationship in their universe?" "We probably like hate each other's guts or something." "Okay, but hear me out..."
I think that would be Arkham universe since Jason did have a grudge on Batman Spoilers for Arkham Knight just in case He did create an army just to defeat Batman.
@@yaujj65 Jason Todd has a huge grudge against Batman in the comics too. Or had, I hear he has had a redemption arc since I stopped reading. It's a pretty defining characteristic about him ever since readers literally voted to have him killed by the joker.
A fun way to interpret this is that Evil Batman and Robin really were just trying to mess with the other team but when they said that the Earth was round it just so happened that Bruce Wayne was coincidentally a flat earther
this just ties into batman being tactical. he was paying attention when evil superman said they were the "opposite in EVERY way" and robin caught on quickly and boy did they abuse that advantage. Maybe the evil batman and Robin are just smart. But in that respect...that makes the good batman and robin...dumb, which ties into the ending "hear me out".
I imagine evil Batman cleaned Gotham up with well-funded institutions and transit systems, and acts like a villain to give the cops something to justify their paychecks. His Robin is actually a comedian actor who masterminds the funny pranks. Joker's opposite hit his head on the lid of a chemical vat during the failed chemical plant robbery. Because those lids followed OSHA protocol, he died of a brain hemorrhage, thus saving thousands, perhaps millions of lives.
@@MK_ULTRA420 a truly efficient Batman wouldn’t run around to justify the corrupt institution that is the Gotham PD, but would instead use his influence to campaign for defunding the police and reallocating those funds to social workers who can actually make a change and help the common crooks of Gotham clean up their act and reintegrate into society smoothly and healthily.
Good lord, this whole thing is perfect, but the fact that a man who routinely goes to space thinking the Earth is flat is 100% the best punchline in this video. I ugly laughed at this one.
@@aurumvale9908 I mean, it's not UNtrue that the sun revolves around the Earth. It's just that the opposite is a MUCH better reference point for all our astronomical theories and hypothesis.
The best part of Batman being a flat earther is that every other member shown can either fly high enough to see the curvature of the Earth or can run around it fast enough to return to the starting point, so no one else can possibly be convinced.
@@bigchungus7263well since DC and their fans are soo invested in this “multiverse/extendedverse” bullshit, All star is canon whether you like it or not since it’s also written by Frank Miller.
@@Pyxis10Oh shit! So then Evil Wonder Woman would also be weak, Evil Green Lantern would use the power of despair, Evil Batman would be stupid and poor but with actual superpowers, Evil Aquaman would be useful, and people would remember that Evil Hawkman exists!
I love the idea that in the JJ cinematic universe having a voice actor is considered a evil act. Wonder Woman not having a voice actress is ironically giving her the “last sane man” trope in JJs world of insanity!
*"Meanwhile, at the Evil Legion of Doom!"* Evil Lex: "Alright everybody, new intel tells me that the Evil Justice League is busy invading a parallel universe, leaving the world wide open for us to do good things! I'm gonna go cure cancer after getting a haircut!" Evil Freeze: "I am going to melt the roads from ice" Evil Riddler: "I already defused several bombs across the city! Make a riddle out of that!" Evil Lex: "Not even going to do that. How about you, Evil Bizarro?" Evil Bizarro: "Why I shall save thousands of lives and help construct buildings" Evil Lex: "Oh n- oh, wait, non-reverse talk. Right... Well how about you, Evil Grundy?" Evil Grundy: *Spends at least 5 minutes in the fanciest dialect explaining how they all may not have free will as they are but a reverse version of said parallel universe, how beside the "Evil" prefix, some of their names make no sense like Evil Freeze who does not freeze things at all, their entire existence and are defined by completely different reality* Evil Lex: "... You know, this is exactly why you're not part of the cool Evil Heroes like Evil Kiteman, you know?" Evil Kiteman: "I hate kites and I'm afraid of heights, like heavens no!" Evil Lex: "... Ugh, hey Evil Disembodied voice, could you check the plumbing between your intel gathering? I think the sinks aren't draining too well." *"Hey I'm an embodied voice, not a plumber!"* Regular Lex: "Wait... That disembodied voice WAS there to fix the pipes! Fuck..."
It’s been so good watching this channel go from ridiculously underrated to building an immense following in no time. Some of my favourite content on this site.
@@Aaa-vp6ug Actually, shouldn't the Injustice league all have public identities? Worth mentioning the actual Injustice league is... Too many things for this to be a violation.
I love how throughout the video Evil Flash is still going. I just noticed the still of him saying "man" and just caught him saying "Alive" at 1:29. Fucking brilliant.
@@Act_Eve Now I'm curious about that 0,59 kid. It's just a bit more of half a kid or several parts of different kids that put together give 59% of the weight of an average kid?
@@vittoriobindi7099 or maybe they are from America(or other applicable countries) and also happend to place it in the wrong spot like: 456,759 Because if they weren't then they would have messed up the . as in: 4.567,59
Them being the complete opposites would also imply evil Batman was lying about everything, seeing as regular Batman is a detective and therefore dedicated to telling the truth. So him making up stuff to get regular Batman in trouble would be perfectly in line with his evilness.
Detectives are not dedicated to telling the truth. That's journalists. Batman is actually dedicated to keeping secrets, like for example who lives in his attic.
The best part is that if this was an evil Batman he would absolutely use psychological manipulation tactics to turn the Justice League against themselves by setting up a situation just like this. Exactly what an evil Batman should be.
So just as Batman is amazing at planning and always prepares for everything. Evil Batman amazing at improvisation and somehow always finds a way to turn any situation to his advantage despite never preparing beforehand.
Evil Wonder Woman: I have a vo- Me: Holy Crap... You can talk! You and Cheetah can finally get all your complaints against the League and Legion off your chest!
Evil Batman: "I would never create secret plans to betray my allies using their greatest weaknesses!" Everyone looks at Good Batman. Good Batman: "Okay hear me out."
The best part to me is, Batman easily has both the scientific knowledge and resources to unequivocally prove to himself that the world is round. So if he's really part of the FE cult, it's entirely out of some desire to be counterfactual.
@@alexanderjohnson-outlaw1146 Superman too. I mean, he flies around it all the time. And Green Lantern. Flash runs around the world every day. Martian Manhunter is actually from another planet, he'd have to know. So is Hawkman, sort-of. Heck, most of the Justice League is in on this terrible secret...
TECHNICALLY bro lives in a comic book, he isn't technically wrong in claiming it is flat (despite all in-world appearances to the contrary). Best part of the joke for me because this is the only one he actually defends it very well might be the only true claim, implying Evil Batman was smart enough to be messing with them AND to realize if he put something at the end he knew Batman WOULD try and defend it defacto makes ALL the claims seem true XD. Layers
I love how it takes them meeting the good justice league and their Batman for the evil justice league to finally understand the implications about what their batman thinks and feels relative to the good one despite having always known they're the opposite of the good justice league.
I still find it more weird that people think it’s a bad idea and that even if you do have them you should tell them what they are. At that point what’s the point. And they’re not to dismantle the justice league but to subdue them. Perfect example got played out when Darkseid brainwashed Superman. After that no one should have an issue with it.
@@adarkwind4712 My personal take is that it's more that Batman, who in the modern day is pretty famous for not working well in teams, has them. So it feels less like a genuine plan in case something goes wrong and more "Why does the emo lonely kid have these?"
@@adarkwind4712 The point is there needs to be trust between the team. All Batman has to do is tell the team, "Guys, I have plans to defeat all of you in case any enemy of ours puts you under mind-control because you guys are the most powerful beings on Earth." He doesn't have to tell them WHAT the plans are, just that they exist. The League found out anyway when Ra's stole those plans and attacked them so what was the point of keeping them secret? Don't you agree it'd have been better if the League heard it from Batman himself rather than finding out AFTER they were attacked? Fun Fact: In the original Tower of Babel comic, it's revealed that Batman having contingencies was originally Superman's idea. And Batman had told Superman that he had taken his advice completed a plan against him. Superman was angry because Batman made plans against the rest of the league too without telling them.
Or given how batman has never once lied and just tell people the truth, it's more likely that the othe run conditionally lies at all times but the othe rgrouo went along with the joke, a green lantern not wearing green? Come on. The only person here not lying is the voice acted wonder women.
"And I am fully voice acted by a woman"
**Shocked in lack of voice actress**
I'm ded
hi ded im dad
@@jmanpink1132 Hi dad, I'm dad.
@@imreallybadatnamingthings hi Dad I’m dad, I’m dad
@RedDot please unalive
@@imreallybadatnamingthings Hi dad, I'm dad.
Evil Hawkman is probably the most productive member of the Injustice League
Like right now he is robbing 80 banks in a span of 1 minute
He was so productive, he wasn't even in this video to introduce himself because he's out working on world domination already
Evil Hawkman is a badass
He uses his mace to snatch purses from old ladies...!
Evil aqua man isn’t in the video cause he can’t swim and drowned
@@BenjaMan64 LMAO
"Evil Wonder Woman is more than capable of being in charge of our Evil Justice League, her gender does not make her inferior in any way to the rest of the team!" - Evil Batman
And the Justice League kick him out anyway since their ideologies would swap
"I have no intent in becoming the leader of a team that I do not support in any way, shape or form"
@@HoV326 If they are opposites then they probably accept opposing views from Batman and wouldn't kick him out.
@Cannabis DreamsEveryone run, Batman found us
@Cannabis Dreams bad opinion. booooo!
That one "alright, so hear me out" followed by a cascade of arguing is perfect comedy 😂
I love how with all the others he tries to deflect the question but on the flat earth he doesn't budge.
@@theplaguegamer6216 Everyone has red lines.
Im on of those flat earth people...u could say a lot of things but once that topic starts I gotta say something
@@less_tresspoor bait.
@@Skullhawk13 idk what that is supposed to mean but u are most likely too young to even know what u wrote
Evil Batman using the fact that everyone is an "Evil Opposite" of each other, to lie about what he is, to make everyone doubt and hate Normal Batman, is *SUCH a smart Batman move!*
But wait... if normal batman is smart that would make evil batman an idiot!
@@determinedhelicopter2948 well it's solid jjverse batman so...
Should evil batman be dumb then? Or that's reserved for Bizarro batman?
Wait.. maybe its because normal batman never lies in this universe?
Counterpoint: batman didn't even contest that he was a flat earth believer
i still think (evil) wonder woman getting a voice actor is still more shocking than anything else here
not just a voice actor but an actress
Definitely. If we start giving women voices, what next?
@@joshevans3421 giving women voices is too much so now we have to take their abortion rights away.Perfectly balanced
@RedDot yeah I too enjoy the occasional bullet to the head
WW still has no voice actress. Evil WW however has one.
You know what's especially hilarious: The thumbnail
We see "Segregation among races" and we think "yep that's something an evil batman would say"
But then we get to the actual part of the video and its subversion of the best quality.
I knoooooow it’s amazing
It's just that the Culture Wars are so strong right now that people see anything about RaCe and click. Conservatives think they're gonna click on this and get that bLaCkS ArE rAcIsT cuz of black graduations and everyone else thinks they're gonna get a history lesson. Then it just turns out to be good comedy and people stick around and up vote it.
Yrs
You can put a rich white man in a furry suit but you can't make him have basic empathy for the poor /joke
Israel education minister Rafi Peretz on intermarriage.
Israel justice minister Ayelet Shaked on keeping the jewish majority even at the expense of human rights.
CNN: Joe Biden: Im a zionist, you don't have to be a jew to be a zionist.
Angry foreigner: Joe Biden: it's a good thing that whites will be an absolute minority in the USA
The funny thing is that Batman and Robin are known for being incredibly honest, and have never falsely slandered their enemies. So it only makes sense that evil Batman and evil Robin would lie about themselves in order to make their counterparts look bad.
Holy evil counterparts, Batman!
You must be fun at parties
@@Ohhimark100yeah the guy is genuinly fun at parties!
You are not wrong. . If there is one superpower that Batman has, it is the ability to be honest no matter what is happening to him. He could be stabbed, shot, laying in a pit of acid, and he would still be one hundred percent honest. One of the old traits from adam west batman carried over to the comics.
meanwhile you have a point
Batman agreed on the Flat Earth thing so nah
I like how evil Batman saying all this implies he's honest about everything and normal Batman probably lies all the time
Batman just makes stuff up as he goes along.
I mean he definitely lies a bunch especially with a secret identity
oh no
Maybe evil Batman was smart enough to come up with a plan and say the exact opposite things evil Batman and Robin truly are and say stuff that are true about Batman and Robin
@@angelmacias7818 wouldn't that imply normal batman is an idiot
I love the fact that you can hear Evil Flash saying 'Alive' at around 1:28. Truly lived up to his title
@RedDot Will you people stop plaguing youtube with your cancer?
Nice I was trying to find this
@@masafromhell Don't bother replying to it, it's a bot.
I'm a bit surprised he didn't quickly show Evil Flash's panel again to make the conclusion of the joke more obvious.
so all he said is "I am the slowest man alive"
The evolution of Solid JJ skits, we now have an actual female voice actor. Simply incredible.
@RedDot tf is that
@@Zekerington spam
i am pretty sure thats just a voice changer because she sounds like mickey mouse
@RedDot you know what wont be here? Your father with the milk
I think you mean evil. I mean c'mon guys, she's a wo-
I love how the evil characters aren't even bad or immoral. They're just opposite in really weird ways to the Justice League
ok but silksong doesnt exist, its all in your head
One could even say it's "bizarro"
But...But...Evil Green Lantern likes the colour Yellow!
@@CivilCaine good lord
@@CivilCaine he's Spanish, it's part of his nation's flag, it's justifiable for him.
I feel like purposefully not having a voice actress for wonder woman has all just been building up to this joke right here and i love it.
That’s some mega mind scheme right there
It's always been one of the better gags, but this payoff was great
ruclips.net/video/XxriU2Z4RTw/видео.html
IT'S FINALLY HERE
Peak JJ right there
Ah yes, evil wonder woman is not a mute.
“I feel like everyone’s powers are useful, And I am not jealous for not having any of my own”
- Evil Batman
oh OH
“I think Wonder Woman is the most valuable member of this team”
" Women are just has capable has men and Wonder Woman would be a fantastic team leader."
Wait...if normal Batman has none...than evil Batman, oh god
Noice.
I love Evil Flash’s “alive” randomly thrown in with the rest of the conversation
@MageBurger you don't say
@MageBurger well we found your superpower, Captain Obvious
He wasn’t saying alive. That was just the same voice actor saying “imply” which in the audio is easily mistaken for alive.
@@zzodysseuszz it actually comes right after “imply” if you listen closely
@@zzodysseuszz ruclips.net/video/bXuoqY9bQmQ/видео.html Here is 100% alive said after. Plus there is everything with caption so why superman would say two times sth that is written only once?
"I believe that the age of consent should be 18!"
-evil batman
Superman : Oh god.
Batman : I believe it should be raised. 18 year olds are still teenagers.
Wonder Woman :
Evil Batman : At least we can agree about this one thing, Batman.
@@slavishentity6705 "Batman and I don’t have a file containing Superman and the flash kissing each other in the bedroom!"
"What the fu-?!"
"But that’s not all! Me and Robin have never recorded footage of Reverse Flash violating the Flash, and Superman under the effects of pink kryptonite!"
"Oh god.."
"Bruce..Have you done all of this?"
"Hal I would never do such acts! They must be lying to ruin our cooperation, teamwork and moralities! We must stop this ev-"
"Kryptonians under the pink kryptonite are as equal as straight humans and panasexual martians regardless of opinion"
"And i believe that trans women and trans men are not in any way related to school shootings!"
-evil batman
Wait hol up are evil 1 racist or not racist
I love the idea of a evil version of a character revealing dark parts of the good version surprisingly isn’t done very much
yeah i like like how evil batman revealed good batman is racist
@@timekeeperz9714 or he just said those things to put good batman in trouble because he's actually smart, which would also mean good batman is...
why would it be done often? Most evil versions of characters are just that character, but evil. Not total opposites like in this case
I like Hollow Ichigo in Bleach revealing Ichigo is indecisive, headstrong, fearful of getting inventive and loose beyond what's needed. But then it isn't really used as a plot point at all.
@@mdz8758 If they’re evil, then they’re not that character. They’re total opposites. That’s how that works.
Batman choosing to defend his flat earth beliefs after denying everything else from evil Batman is hilarious
It's not a belief. It's a fact.
@@justinmadrid8712"This is insane" -Both Evil and Good Supermans
Hilarious!
@@justinmadrid8712 I just heard that Evil Justin Madrid made a massive breakthrough in science and is about to win a Nobel Prize, it’ll look good on his was next to his 30 or so Doctorate certificates.
@@justinmadrid8712 No.
I like the idea that evil batman is instead just trolling the shit out of non-evil batman while smiling.
Trolling Batman is totally something Evil Batman and Evil Robin would do.
Honestly, makes sense. Evil Batman is trying to divide the justice league as much as he can, and since batman is worlds greatest Detective, why not use that brain of his to just say something that weakens the justice league the most
The Earth is a fear not flat…
Well hear me o-
@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 But if Batman is the world's greatest detective, and a genius, wouldn't evil Batman be a sh*tty detective and a moron?
@@kinorris1709 i guess
1:10 Superman's "Oh, God" is wonderfully delivered.
I can hear the gears turning in his head as all Bruce's jokes about Martian Manhunter start to make a lot more sense
That part outright slays me.
What jokes?
I'm referencing the _New Frontier_ comic by Darwyn Cooke, in which Batman discovers the Martian Manhunter for the first time and threatens to expose him, before eventually calming down.
As Bats goes to leave the Manhunter alone, he menacingly quips that he has "a $70,000 sliver of meteorite to stop the one in Metropolis; with you, all I need is a penny for a book of matches" - referring of course to J'onn's fear of fire.
I like to imagine that Batman recounts that same story every Justice League get-together, and immediately follows it up with "I'm messing around! Me and J'onn are totally cool now, right, buddy? After all, some of my _best friends_ are aliens."
=true
@@ScopeGuardPony ok
One of the commonalities the good and evil shared was questioning exactly what kind of relationship Batman and Robin had. I found that hilarious 😂
They are making fun of the "opposite is always evil" comic book trope
Seems pretty obviously ambiguous
The relationship of a man and his adoptive son no matter what that creep in his book says
Glop vs Robin ?
@@oldgreggsmadmemes4431 Isn't it justified? I mean, who in the world likes color yellow?
Legends says that Evil Flash is still continuing his monologue
Scrolled too far down to find this comment.
if you listen closely he does say "Alive," completing the phrase "I am the Slowest Man Alive."
@@cyberscouterz9006 Oh, neat.
I heard it at 1:29
But at least he's not a seasonal superhero.
Lol
“The world is definitely a sphere and not flat”
“Alright so hear me out”
Evil Wonder Woman having a voice actor truly is the opposite.
I was noticing that the good one had clothes on...so the evil one should...
@@randomgrinn be reverse Wonder Woman from Robot Chickens parodies. Same outfit and all. Agreed
@@randomgrinn ... be dead?
@@randomgrinn Down horrendous
@@randomgrinn I am content with the execution of the original video and wouldn't wish it be altered in a crude way based on my own personal whim.
The part when evil flash says "man" was timed exactly right so that you probably just forgot about that bit and then he nails you with that line. Slayed me honestly
At around 1:28, he says alive.
I love how even the evil wonder woman was bothered by the idea that the "good" batman might be racist.
Evil Superman was starting to get a little uncomfortable too
@@Billyblue98 doesn't that mean good superman and wonder woman are racists?
Edit: thinking about this, they may be racists since one is an alien and the other is from temiscira
@@AntonioCardenasT Actually, Superman might not be racist since he is raised by actual humans and he has attachment to them but Wondy tho. She might be severely sexist. Like kill all men type of sexist since she was raised by Amazon warrirors. Also might be racist towards humans because of it.
@@AntonioCardenasT one comes from a technologically advance race compare to humans and most if not all of his living relatives have super powers comparable to gods. The other one comes from a trive of women stronger and smarter than the current human race. Superman may be racist base on the assumption that he is from another race. And wonder woman may support segregation not on the basis of one's ethnicity but in one's gender because in her eyes women can do better alone. Also superman didn't race any flags when they mentioned the Robin in the cage stuff. But he did when evil batman imply that the good one is in a gay relationship with Robin so you can add homophobic to the mix if you really want to analyze a satire character.
@@zazueta4887 u know Krypton went extinct right? And uhmm they didn't superpowers on Krypton since it had a red sun (for some reason), and about the technology well Atalantis was there too before the sinking thing. So in comparison we're doing pretty good, living and having our planet not explode and all that
I can't tell what I like more: the writing, the acting, or the comedic timing
All three
this is legit the best content on youtube rn
i just like the fact that fucking batman of all people is a flat earther
i love how they talk over each other, really makes it feel like the characters are having genuine reactions
Yes
*“The world is definitely a sphere and not flat”*
“…Alright so hear me out”
Geniously executed, too
Batman dared to be that with superman green lantern in the team
It's like a conversation with my uncle
The earth isnt a sphere tho its an oblate sphedoid. Big difference, look it up
@@RK-kg6on you expect me to believe that the earth is shaped like a word you just made up? No thank you, I'll trust batman on this one.
@@Tayzzy-h2g I didnt make the word up lol google it
Evil superman: ”I’m actually going to use all this gold to help charities”
Superman: wow we’re horrible.
Would fit perfectly
can only use so much gold before its wortheless
@@hamasaken
B-but I was told it ALWAYS has value! You mean a _shiny rock_ isn't always worth somethin' to everyone???
@@Rad-Dude63andathird To be pedantic, it's metal.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird to be fair to gold, it got some electronic usage, though I think canned goods and medical supplies may have more value in a situation where the dollars worthless.
I like how we never discover if they truly are exact opposites or if they’re lying to divide the Justice League.
My take is that normal Batman is very secretive about himself in general, so "Evil" Batman and Robin are telling the truth and just freely volunteer information unprompted
@@redpyre What a fantastic theory
I think it's honestly a mix of both
I like the idea that evil Batman and Robin are just lying, and he ended up uncovering Batman's flat Earth beliefs by complete accident
They have to be lying, since evil robin mentions a punishment he never received. Theres no way for him to know something like that if he didnt experience it himself, meaning that he has no idea if such an accusation is accurate and thus is merely fucking with them
I love how rather than make it obvious it's legitimately unclear if what evil Batman and Robin are saying is actually indicating something or if they're just doing mind games
That's the opposite part. Their full of mind games instead of logic
Maybe evil Batman just has a sense of humour.
except the flat earth part, tho there is still the matter of whether they knew it or just nailed it by dumb luck
@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 exactly,owlman has an evil sense of humor
Except for the end.. where he says "Now hear me out.."
I love how even the evil counter parts are just as baffled at what they're hearing
Even evil has standards.
But if the evil team is disgusted by racism, what does that say about the normal team
@@katzenbox oh shit...
@@katzenbox in the end the evil team is just confused and frightened, they go back home quietly and destroy the teleporter
It's because it's descending into chaos. Chaos can mess up good and evil beings because it's neither good nor evil. So the Evil Justice League are just as disturbed at Batman being a child molester because they are pre Crisis Comic book Evil, not real world Evil. Even if they were, there are Prison Murderers who hate and will brutalize child molesters.
"Evil Flash played by Ezra Miller"
I died. I'm so glad I read the description.
@solidjj HOW'D YOU EVEN GET EZRA IN HERE?
It's funny when you realize Batman is really good at deflecting and -doesn't deny- absolutely denies all claims. Evil Batman expressing his values and showing utter transparency is not just comedic exposition, but completely on brand. Clever stuff jj.
He does, though. He flat-out says that it's not true.
Was thinking that EvilBatman and Robin were the opposites in that they would openly deny those things unprompted (whereas normalBatman and Robin wouldn’t), but then he said “Hear me out”
@@alecLogan Only about the flat earth thing. He denies the other stuff.
@@jutton11 He didn't deny the segregation stuff.
@@RaynmanPlays Well, he's at least not transparent.
1:29 I can hear “alive” in the background of all that and the fact that I notice this depth only now is absolutely hysterical
It's Evil Flash saying "I am the slowest man alive" from the beginning of the skit until the end 😂
I was waiting for it the whole time, thank you for pointing it out 😂
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
@@niklasmorningstar4301 so THAT'S what he was saying
@@niklasmorningstar4301 😂
Ok but the fact that evil flash says "alive" without the picture cutting to him in the middle of the batman segment makes this a 10/10
Ok
Where
@@Johsther1:28 should be about right
when?
@@vortex_all9055elyo time stamped it. How did you not see the comment above you?!
I love that even the evil justice league is horrified by the implications.
Murder and genocide is just another tuesday but pedo crap to Robin? Thats a step too far.
@@lolasdm6959They’ll commit atrocities but cross the line at being racist
You’d hope your good half would be better
Y’know, usually Solid JJ makes the plot go in a understandable direction that’s just slightly off from what you would think, a slight subversion. This. This is not close at all to what I thought it would be.
Nope, as soon as he said "opposite in every single way", I knew EXACTLY where this was going.
Oh god opposites in when the cartoon was being made
@@Thomas-fz9xw
You predicted robin gets put in a human sized bird cage in only his underwear while he’s being punished?
@@autisticturtle1849 you didn't?
META SUBVERSION
Honestly what I love the most is that the Evil Justice League are just as surprised as the Good Justice League about 'Good' Batman, and the implication that 'Evil' Batman never said this to them until now and he's actually the only non-evil Evil superhero. Like even the Evil Justice League has morals 😂
@The Supreme Leader begone BOT!!!!!!!!
No, Evil Batman is just lying
When you think about it, the "good" Batman is kind of a dick to everyone, thinking of killing anyone who he thinks is being manipulated etc. Not really nice to say the least lol
@@maximnikolaev6627 Who's the real evil one here
@𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕝𝕖 if it chats is a TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT
Evil Wonder Woman was shocked by Batman being pro-segregation, implying normal Wonder Woman is also pro-segregation.
Hol up
Maybe it’s better she doesn’t have a voice actress.
I mean she is is. She lives in an island of only women.
@@Winterfang only Greek women too. Women who separated from Greece during a time period where slavery was a thing at that.
Based
I love how even Evil Superman's whole spiel literally crumbles to bits as he is just morally outraged at the incredibly unfortunate implications concerning regular Batman.
Also you'd think with Evil Batman being so open about this stuff, he'd have said something before, instead of just literally making both Evil Superman and Evil Wonderwoman completely stop whatever they were doing and just have a moral crisis.
I think Evil Superman isn't so much offended, I think he's just pissed. These moral and political debates are leading his team off-task.
@@Nobodyimportant85 Except you can clearly tell he is just outraged, cause of the whole "What does it imply ?!" bit XD
The main difference is that Evil Superman was raised by his birth parents.
If his evil dimension is opposite, could it mean that them being the “Evil Justice League” actually means that they’re good guys?
"I love how even Evil Superman's whole spiel literally crumbles to bits as he is just morally outraged at the incredibly unfortunate implications concerning regular Batman."
It makes sense when you think about it. If the Justice League all get along, then the Evil Justice League must not get along at all!
So if we take the "evil dimension = opposite" to the extreme, we can conclude that not only is Normal Batman a flat-earther living on a spherical earth, but Evil Batman is a round-earther living on a flat earth.
@Mike so Batman is living on an *o* while Evil Batman is living on a *-*
That's big brain
But the opposite counterparts are always evil, so wouldn’t there have to be an Evil Earth for this to check out?
I think we means we can conclude that evil Batman is actually the good Batman
And also, he would be like, the only one with actually functional powers?
Robin not being here definitely means he's still in the birdcage 😱
Why are you hyper fixating on that??
@@johnherbert1431 I mean its the complete opposite, its complete opposite of this situation, and it explains many many things
@@mubassirzaman7202 *woosh*
Bat-bird Cage™
@@feralcyborggaming1531 why is it trademarked 😭
This whole thing is hilarious, but Evil Flash cutting in every few seconds is the funniest part to me for some reason
I don’t get ot
@@wv4776 Flash is fast and Evil Flash is slow
You're slower than evil Flash, W V
I love how Batman literally owns the space station the League is based at yet he thinks the earth is flat.
I would like to imagine that in the evil universe, the world is actually flat and batman was still a conspirator
I accept this as the new Canon
*Consphereator
Batman lives on a round earth and thinks its flat
Evil Batman lives on a flat earth and believes its round
@@slomonoaware *Conssphpherator
(Someone needs to reply to mine but with worse grammar, then we can get a chain of progressively worse grammar.)
*Conspherreareaoerator
Evil (but apparently not so evil) Batman: The World is definitely a sphere and not flat.
Batman: Alright so hear me out.
As a Batman lover I find this a comedic gold.
The worrisome part about that is that they have been to space. The guy owns satellites and has been on one multiple times.
@@DeltaDanner Exactly. Wait, does that mean that the earth really is flat in these videos?
If you’ve read Batman Odyssey, you know
I wonder if this applies to the evil world as well? Evil world's Earth is actually flat, but Evil Batman believes it is spherical.
@@ihansgomes5862 do you have proof it isn't in theirs ❓
I was so confused how there could be any resolution to this. I was asking myself, "How do you end this?" The answer that I was too blind to see was to end it with further mounting chaos. Brilliant.
I just love how Batman resorts to earnest sincerity to point out that Evil Batman and Robin are most likely bullshitting.
"Each member a complete opposite of your own in every way."
Can't help but notice evil Superman is saying this and not evil Superwoman.
Gah! Shady, I swear you pop up in the places I least expect.
So when is your next Justice League episode?
@darthrevan1281so to simplify what you implied.
And correct me if I am wrong.
Counterparts depend on each other while opposites are almost fully disassociated.
wtf? Then what is the opposite of a lock or male@darthrevan1281
All justice legue charectors are cis so maybe all evil justice legue charectors are trans... that'd explain it.
more like Regular woman
For everyone who was unclear, Solid JJ said this on Twitter:
“the idea in my head was that the evil batman was fucking with them and not everything he said was true, but the last one wasn’t”
Link please?
Oh, I had the same idea
so basically, evil batman is a cunning strategist who has a master plan and plays mindgames while normal batman just makes shit up as he goes along?
Not gonna lie, I felt that
I thought that too. But for some reason I think not knowing was better.
I love that Batman genuinely tries to argue the last one despite supes being able to fly up and prove him wrong in 2 seconds.
Hey a person needs to have some ground to stand on even if it's sand
That and Batman literally has several satellites and a space station in ORBIT
Maybe he is breaking the fourth wall, since they are comic characters and are thus living on a flat Earth.
And since when has factual evidence and the experience of people who know better dissuaded conspiracy theorists? Batman would have made up some bullshit about how atmosphere radiation (or something) makes the world *appear* to be round, when it's in fact flat.
All right... hear me out: What if the Earth is flat but the UNIVERSE is curved? Then you could fly up and the planet would LOOK curved, but it would still be flat!
"each member a complete opposite of your own in every way"
So, evil batman pays his taxes?
no
No that's evil superman
well batman doesnt pay taxes so his evil version would
Evil Batman also celebrates the Apollo 11 landings AND is comfortable with the condensation that comes out of jet engines!
@@nickfifteen you're a production failure. I ordered a man but all i got was a coward
At first, I thought evil Batman said that stuff just to mess with them, but the moment Batman said, "why are you guys hyper-fixating on that" I knew he was being defensive.
Canonically evil mostly is lying but Batman is a flat earther according to JJ
“Evil Flash played by Ezra Miller”. Underrated gag right there.
#WheresTheLie
Glad to see someone else already mentioned it. There are a lot of great jokes in this, but that was the funniest (and truest) one to me.
So does Evil Flash _not_ groom children and leave guns and bullets out for 1-year-olds to find?
Came here looking for this comment and getting ready to write it myself if need be.
oh lord almighty i cant breathe 😂😂😂😂
Lmao, the comedic timing and sensitivity of this guy is out of bounds, everything is peak comedy.
-Evil GL loving yellow being something simple and almost non important;
-Flash taking a jab at the obvious, yet comedic, aspect of speed/slow;
-WW build up across all these eps of not having a VA, paying off now;
-Batman and Robin infamous relation;
Only thing missing was a Aquaman that was useful and a Hawkman with importance to the team.
Yellow is supposed to represent fear, which is supposed to be the enemy of willpower… like ya know the yellow lanterns and all that (or something, im really not that into green lantern lore)
aquaman and hawkman are probably curing cancer
@@loganburke3266 yes,you are right
@@loganburke3266 The joke is just that Green Lantern's typical weakness is his ring being unable to affect yellow objects.
Hawkman was eating at kfc with joker
I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense
Same energy as the Joker getting disgusted by Red Skull because he's an actual member of the Third Reich.
@@mqfii8992 was still in a DC mindset when I read that so I thought you were saying Jason Todd is a Nazi
Just because you're a bad guy doesn't mean you're a bad guy.
@@mqfii8992 "I might be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an AMERICAN criminal lunatic!" - The Joker
@@mqfii8992 Or freaking out because of the IRS.
I like to think that all of Injustice one time sat down and started brainstorming ideas to divide the Justice League. Found out about Robin and Batman perfectly normal relationship and thought "Wait, if they are our complete opposite then why are OUR Batman and Robin so normal?"
Why would they be shocked by that then? Wouldn't they be gloating about it?
Because they realized how deep the rabbit hole went right in that scene.
the thing is, those could very well be lies, cause batman is known for being (and plenty of times brutally) honest, so its entirely possible that evil batman is just constantly lying his butt off
but then why isn't evil superman lying?
@@erubin100 superman lies so badly that he litteraly hypnotizes people everyday by looking at them just because he doesn't want to make a super man costume to hide his idenity
@@erubin100 He's too busy being honestly incredibly morally upstanding when it comes to the things Evil Batman is implying. You'd think he'd maybe not have an issue with segregation but nope, even the evil version of Superman thinks it's absolutely horrible.
@@WeirdWonderful if evil Superman thinks it's horrible then that must mean normal Superman must agree and is just pretending to disagree
@@digitalfantasies4570 or that they're the opposites in only certain ways.
He found a way to give Wonder Woman a voice actress while keeping up the running gag. You madman.
I can't help but imagine the conversation between Evil Batman and Evil Robin:
"Robin, if there's an alternate dimension out there that's the exact opposite of us, how is our relationship in their universe?"
"We probably like hate each other's guts or something."
"Okay, but hear me out..."
I think that would be Arkham universe since Jason did have a grudge on Batman
Spoilers for Arkham Knight just in case
He did create an army just to defeat Batman.
@@yaujj65 Jason Todd has a huge grudge against Batman in the comics too. Or had, I hear he has had a redemption arc since I stopped reading. It's a pretty defining characteristic about him ever since readers literally voted to have him killed by the joker.
@@ach3456 that was a sick moment and also an amazing one.
Yep, just as a good Batman is a man of order, the evil one is a man of chaos.
A fun way to interpret this is that Evil Batman and Robin really were just trying to mess with the other team but when they said that the Earth was round it just so happened that Bruce Wayne was coincidentally a flat earther
For real. There always will be the trope of evil versions of good characters
Wouldn't evil superman just be bizarro? And evil Batman just owlman?
@@felipecosta-kv2fx Bizarro isn't evil, he's just seriously confused.
@@NoMoreSuperHero wait is that true or you're saying that because of the- you know, the opposite dimension stuff?
Yeah my favourite fictional character Ben 10 has a lot of evil versions of himself
@@felipecosta-kv2fx I think the real question is how did evil world get all the information? And Batman potentially being a South African supporter
wonder woman actually having a voice actor is a very funny injoke
glad it paid off
Best running gag on the channel
0:37 "And I am fully voice acted by a woman!!" The final punch in the combo.
@@dioddie1412 judging by how it got deleted it was probably a bot
I love between all the jokes, everyone seems to have missed out that the main difference between the Lanterns is that evil’s favorite color is Yellow.
Do we know if Hal personally dislikes it?
this just ties into batman being tactical. he was paying attention when evil superman said they were the "opposite in EVERY way" and robin caught on quickly and boy did they abuse that advantage. Maybe the evil batman and Robin are just smart. But in that respect...that makes the good batman and robin...dumb, which ties into the ending "hear me out".
I imagine evil Batman cleaned Gotham up with well-funded institutions and transit systems, and acts like a villain to give the cops something to justify their paychecks. His Robin is actually a comedian actor who masterminds the funny pranks.
Joker's opposite hit his head on the lid of a chemical vat during the failed chemical plant robbery. Because those lids followed OSHA protocol, he died of a brain hemorrhage, thus saving thousands, perhaps millions of lives.
I was thinking this but then the flat earth thing happened and he kinda tacitly confirmed all the other stuff.
That also means Evil Batman is excellent at trolling.
@@MK_ULTRA420 a truly efficient Batman wouldn’t run around to justify the corrupt institution that is the Gotham PD, but would instead use his influence to campaign for defunding the police and reallocating those funds to social workers who can actually make a change and help the common crooks of Gotham clean up their act and reintegrate into society smoothly and healthily.
@@RetroRadianceLight lol it's Gotham, not CHAZ.
Good lord, this whole thing is perfect, but the fact that a man who routinely goes to space thinking the Earth is flat is 100% the best punchline in this video. I ugly laughed at this one.
and Sherlock Holmes thought the sun was rotating the earth. not related but a fun fsct to throw in here
Plot twist: Batman realizes that this is a cartoon and thus 2D and hence Flat! DUN DUN DUN!
@@aurumvale9908 In his case though that was intentional ignorance on his part. He refused to remember any fact not relevant to solving mysteries
@@aurumvale9908 I mean, it's not UNtrue that the sun revolves around the Earth. It's just that the opposite is a MUCH better reference point for all our astronomical theories and hypothesis.
@@aurumvale9908 Sherlock Holmes is also a fictional character, just like Batman. There you go, totally connected.
I like how even the Evil Justice League is slowly realizing that the "normal" Batman might be even more evil than them.
Not evil, but more F***ed up
More evil than the Batman from the Evil Dimension or more evil than the Evil justice league combined?
@@alu2901 the latter
"Professionals have standards"
I like to think Evil Batman tells lies and that is why he is evil lol.
The best part of Batman being a flat earther is that every other member shown can either fly high enough to see the curvature of the Earth or can run around it fast enough to return to the starting point, so no one else can possibly be convinced.
Evil Flash interrupting Evil Superman with "slowest" is just perfect comedic timing.
Lmaooo, the Wonder Woman without a voice actress gag kills me every time, you're a humour genius and you prove it on every video
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The evil versions of themselves also being confused by what evil batman is saying gets me so much
"What does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT IMPLY?!"
Evil Batman is a better person then the actual one
@@archielive2566 worst part is... the whole bird cage thing happened.. batman did that
Alive
@@cropathfinderall star batman though
@@bigchungus7263well since DC and their fans are soo invested in this “multiverse/extendedverse” bullshit, All star is canon whether you like it or not since it’s also written by Frank Miller.
I like how being evil for the rest of them just affects their personalities but for some reason flash is the only one who’s powers are different
well they didn't use their powers so they could be?
@@vortex_all9055wouldn't that mean Evil Superman can't fly when he's shown to?
And he'd be the weakest most pathetic creature in the universe?
Favorite color being yellow pretty much means that EGL would have to be different
@@Pyxis10Oh shit! So then Evil Wonder Woman would also be weak, Evil Green Lantern would use the power of despair, Evil Batman would be stupid and poor but with actual superpowers, Evil Aquaman would be useful, and people would remember that Evil Hawkman exists!
@@Pyxis10no no, he can only fly through the earth
I love how most of what Solid JJ does is from the olden days.
Very good nostalgia.
You know those boomer memes that have tradition being better then modern life? Well where’s slavery
@@Ttegegg yeah ok bring up one shity thing that went on back then and turn a blind eye to all the weirdness being around today
@@vladraduandrei5227 wut
@@Ttegegg Still occurring today in the third world, funnily enough, although I don't see you doing much about it.
@RedDot who hacked you?
I love the idea that in the JJ cinematic universe having a voice actor is considered a evil act. Wonder Woman not having a voice actress is ironically giving her the “last sane man” trope in JJs world of insanity!
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter "Takes one to know one"
*"Meanwhile, at the Evil Legion of Doom!"*
Evil Lex: "Alright everybody, new intel tells me that the Evil Justice League is busy invading a parallel universe, leaving the world wide open for us to do good things! I'm gonna go cure cancer after getting a haircut!"
Evil Freeze: "I am going to melt the roads from ice"
Evil Riddler: "I already defused several bombs across the city! Make a riddle out of that!"
Evil Lex: "Not even going to do that. How about you, Evil Bizarro?"
Evil Bizarro: "Why I shall save thousands of lives and help construct buildings"
Evil Lex: "Oh n- oh, wait, non-reverse talk. Right... Well how about you, Evil Grundy?"
Evil Grundy: *Spends at least 5 minutes in the fanciest dialect explaining how they all may not have free will as they are but a reverse version of said parallel universe, how beside the "Evil" prefix, some of their names make no sense like Evil Freeze who does not freeze things at all, their entire existence and are defined by completely different reality*
Evil Lex: "... You know, this is exactly why you're not part of the cool Evil Heroes like Evil Kiteman, you know?"
Evil Kiteman: "I hate kites and I'm afraid of heights, like heavens no!"
Evil Lex: "... Ugh, hey Evil Disembodied voice, could you check the plumbing between your intel gathering? I think the sinks aren't draining too well."
*"Hey I'm an embodied voice, not a plumber!"*
Regular Lex: "Wait... That disembodied voice WAS there to fix the pipes! Fuck..."
XD
I feel like Evil Bizarro would be basically normal-timeline Superman but as a villian
I think you mean EVIL disembodied voice
@@EnclaveFan EVIL disembodied voice would be simply the stanley parable narrator
@@dylanzlol7293 Evil embodied voice: "STANLEY"
Evil Wonder Woman: *evil laugh* “And Im fully voice acted by a woman”
Wonder Woman: “shocked in lack of voice actress”
It’s been so good watching this channel go from ridiculously underrated to building an immense following in no time. Some of my favourite content on this site.
I agree - very clever take on meme images, comics, old crappy cartoons and voice acting.
Same
They even have a woman now!
Better weed
Its better this way. Imagine all the annoying kids coming here.
This is the greatest injustice league of all time
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"Alright, so hear me out."
It's these lines which truly define just how funny JJ is XD
Either evil Batman and Robin are masterclass gaslighters, or they are unironically far more heroic then Batman himself is
No no, they’re also incredibly open and honest.
@@Aaa-vp6ug Actually, shouldn't the Injustice league all have public identities?
Worth mentioning the actual Injustice league is... Too many things for this to be a violation.
@@GeorgeDCowley actually, you have a point, though it’s kinda difficult to get around the getting harassed part.
I love how throughout the video Evil Flash is still going. I just noticed the still of him saying "man" and just caught him saying "Alive" at 1:29. Fucking brilliant.
😹
Basically Flash from Zootopia
Lol
@@arduous222 Flash Flash Hundred yard Dash!!
Pro tip:0ut the video on 0.25x speed so that the evil flash is even slower
I like how oddly specific "batman has never put me in a human sized birdcage in only my underwear when I'm being punished" is
I'm imagining my evil self saying "i don't have exatly 4567,59 kids in the basements i created in the whole world" ahah 😁
Kinky 😈
@@Act_Eve Now I'm curious about that 0,59 kid. It's just a bit more of half a kid or several parts of different kids that put together give 59% of the weight of an average kid?
@@vittoriobindi7099 or maybe they are from America(or other applicable countries) and also happend to place it in the wrong spot like: 456,759
Because if they weren't then they would have messed up the . as in: 4.567,59
@@Act_Eve wow so edgy your so cool for making a "children in my basement" joke totally original and not used by cringy teens seeking attention...
I love how of everything he's being accused of, being a flat earther is the hill he picks to die on.
Perfectly in character for flat earthers.
The last time the US military won a real war, it was still segregated.
I mean i would pick the flat earther hill too of the other 2 options where racist and pedophiliac.
I think all the other ones were lies which is why he only defended that one 💀
but he was correct, their entier world is in 2d...
"My company would never use slave labor as a means of saving on expenses." - Evil Batman
The delivery of Evil Superman's "What does that mean? What does it imply?!" is brilliant.
Them being the complete opposites would also imply evil Batman was lying about everything, seeing as regular Batman is a detective and therefore dedicated to telling the truth. So him making up stuff to get regular Batman in trouble would be perfectly in line with his evilness.
Welp the end basically debunked that theory
@@zekehd2093 nah just a shot in the dark
Detectives are not dedicated to telling the truth. That's journalists.
Batman is actually dedicated to keeping secrets, like for example who lives in his attic.
He's dedicated to discovering the truth, not necessarily telling it.
If he was dedicated to telling the truth, he wouldn't have a secret identity.
The best part is that if this was an evil Batman he would absolutely use psychological manipulation tactics to turn the Justice League against themselves by setting up a situation just like this. Exactly what an evil Batman should be.
But thats what regular batman does....
So wait.. hold on.
Maybe its Evil Robin who is the mastermind?
So just as Batman is amazing at planning and always prepares for everything. Evil Batman amazing at improvisation and somehow always finds a way to turn any situation to his advantage despite never preparing beforehand.
“Alright, so hear me out.” I mean, in this universe, he’s technically not wrong since they’re 2D
Oh... oh shit..
@@NameName2.0 ..yeah, i mean he's got a point...
Evil Wonder Woman: I have a vo-
Me: Holy Crap... You can talk! You and Cheetah can finally get all your complaints against the League and Legion off your chest!
Cheetah and Wonder Woman: *nods in lack of voice actresses*
heh heh "off your chest"
@@timewarpdrive77 …………No……….
@@tyronecrossman5014 Yes 😈
Nope, only Evil Wonder Woman and a hypothetical Good Cheetah would be able to talk. Their prime variants seem to be cursed with being mute forever.
Evil Batman: "I would never create secret plans to betray my allies using their greatest weaknesses!"
Everyone looks at Good Batman.
Good Batman: "Okay hear me out."
but wait wouldnt that be technically the good batman is evil
while evil batman is good batman?
@@joshuagraham2843 precisely the joke
I don't know why I read it in his voice but it made it better 😂
They could use those plans against the evil Justice League.
@@Enchie they would still need evil alfred to access the evil batcomputer's plan against evil batman
The really subtle "ALIVE" from Evil-Flash @1:29 to finish his sentence is just perfect
Not complaining one bit but I had to watch it like 10 times before I heard it
The best part to me is, Batman easily has both the scientific knowledge and resources to unequivocally prove to himself that the world is round. So if he's really part of the FE cult, it's entirely out of some desire to be counterfactual.
Or he's actually seen it
@@alexanderjohnson-outlaw1146 Superman too. I mean, he flies around it all the time. And Green Lantern. Flash runs around the world every day. Martian Manhunter is actually from another planet, he'd have to know. So is Hawkman, sort-of. Heck, most of the Justice League is in on this terrible secret...
@@nightsong81 tbf I could see Hawkman being a flat earther just for the attention
TECHNICALLY bro lives in a comic book, he isn't technically wrong in claiming it is flat (despite all in-world appearances to the contrary). Best part of the joke for me because this is the only one he actually defends it very well might be the only true claim, implying Evil Batman was smart enough to be messing with them AND to realize if he put something at the end he knew Batman WOULD try and defend it defacto makes ALL the claims seem true XD. Layers
@@BertoxolusThePuzzled Clearly Evil Batman had prep time. This showdown was over before it began.
"the earth is a sphere and definetly not flat"
"ok so hear me out"
that got me
I like the idea of an evil superman that needs to be in contact with kryptonite 24/7 or be weak/ sick without it. Weirdly interesting
It's basically drugs
Evil superman is addicted to kryptonite so much that it's required for him to live
Fun fact, normal kryptonite makes bizarro Superman stronger.
@@LeOwwAndRose turn it into powder and snort it
@@Shadowsans99where can I get some?
@@averyfields8183 Just ask a purse snatcher, almost every criminal has one
I love how it takes them meeting the good justice league and their Batman for the evil justice league to finally understand the implications about what their batman thinks and feels relative to the good one despite having always known they're the opposite of the good justice league.
Evil dimension Batman: "I don't have any plans to dismantle my Justice League"
Good dimension Batman: "Guys they're only for emergencies I swear"
I still find it more weird that people think it’s a bad idea and that even if you do have them you should tell them what they are. At that point what’s the point.
And they’re not to dismantle the justice league but to subdue them. Perfect example got played out when Darkseid brainwashed Superman. After that no one should have an issue with it.
@@adarkwind4712 My personal take is that it's more that Batman, who in the modern day is pretty famous for not working well in teams, has them. So it feels less like a genuine plan in case something goes wrong and more "Why does the emo lonely kid have these?"
@@adarkwind4712 The point is there needs to be trust between the team. All Batman has to do is tell the team, "Guys, I have plans to defeat all of you in case any enemy of ours puts you under mind-control because you guys are the most powerful beings on Earth." He doesn't have to tell them WHAT the plans are, just that they exist.
The League found out anyway when Ra's stole those plans and attacked them so what was the point of keeping them secret? Don't you agree it'd have been better if the League heard it from Batman himself rather than finding out AFTER they were attacked?
Fun Fact: In the original Tower of Babel comic, it's revealed that Batman having contingencies was originally Superman's idea. And Batman had told Superman that he had taken his advice completed a plan against him. Superman was angry because Batman made plans against the rest of the league too without telling them.
"The age of conset should be 18."
I love how it completely derailed anything that was meant to happen at that point even the evil versions were confused
I love how both teams just stopped to recognize how fucked up "good" batman must be
Or given how batman has never once lied and just tell people the truth, it's more likely that the othe run conditionally lies at all times but the othe rgrouo went along with the joke, a green lantern not wearing green? Come on. The only person here not lying is the voice acted wonder women.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx bro batman always lies and is secretive
@@donttreadonme123 not in the jj universe he dosent't, he tells the straight truth.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx oh dang
@Aquarium Gravel it's called parody and he still is smarter then anyone in the room, just got sick of the nonsense.
0:41 blink and miss
*shocked in lack of voice actress*