I fricking love how the ending is basically the protagonist writing in their journal, "I accidentally killed a master fist fighter in a single hit. Now I'll never learn how to punch."
He already taught you everything he knew within a millisecond of sparring, as his last and best lesson to pass onto his best student who is now you, for you to keep his legacy going, before he leaves this world, since he was getting too old to keep doing this
I've had some true comedic and stressful moments playing thia game (breaking into a shop upstairs to have the owner unexpectedly catch me ransacking their room).
@@Wulfjager I was honestly kinda bummed that hand-to-hand straight up didn’t exist in Skyrim (as a skill). To even do it effectively, one almost has to be a khajiit (without a little exploitation of the game mechanics), and the relevant skills to make it stronger are one-handed, heavy armor, and enchanting (and alchemy if using the exploit)
I love how everyone in this game has a giant stupid grin on their face half of the time. The world is being overrun by fucking demons but they are all happy go lucky as ever.
Considering the real world response to a global pandemic, it oddly makes the game more believable. Maybe the real world was the “features” Bethesda made along the way
"Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there"
And it's why Bethesda games have been declining in enjoyment for a big chunk of their audience with each successive game. What's the point of an open world and building your own character if you can't actually affect something as insignificant as a small side quest in a way the game doesn't hold your hand and guide you towards?
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva Thats why side with the stormcloaks and kill Maven so your thieves giuld fucks up. Btw. if you don't like skyrim its because of your skooma consume. You drunk little bosmer!❤️
Kinoksis reminds me of Skyrim when I killed someone in Solitude and I put his dagger back in his hand, then I saw some feet next to his hands and I looked up at a guard who just said: what a shame
@promethazine中毒 okay Once me and my bro were playing wrestling and I pushed him too hard and he began crying. I heard my mother's footsteps and said to my brother (Bro stop crying mom is coming) Then he started crying louder and I knew it was the end for me😂
“This sucker has no idea what he’s in for. I’ve trained my whole life in fighting arts such as the Khajiit claw and Hammerfell viper schools. Prepare to be...” *BONK*
I was half-expecting a clueless guard to rush in and kill the dude, shortly before muttering "body's still warm, look like the killer's still-- BY THE NINE DIVINES, you're the Grand Champion of the Arena! This is truly an honour!"
The plot twist, of course, being that the player WAS the guard the entire time, and that it was actually the only opportunity they had to defeat this unstoppable hand to hand fighter with a sneak attack pretending to be a novice. Truly gripping storytelling, Bethesda. The deepest lore. P.S. Mr Prosper approves this video.
MartyrisBisclavret Honestly, given that Kirkbride turned this series' meta into Hinduism-meets-Azaroth (Lovecraft), the player actually is the guard. And the grass, and the birds, and everything. I hate Kirkbride.
This spritually speaks to me of Oblivion especially when I'd go on a killing spree in the Imperial City market place 😂😭 Skyrim however I am questioned and they must all die. Hail Sithis.
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and- HOUAH!
I just love how you get a Quest Completed instead of a Quest Failed for straight up murdering the guy. The game actually acknowledges that doing so is a valid way of wrapping up the quest; no need for further training when you’ve ended the trainer’s life, good job!
"yeah sure you destroyed a whole city, but that's not really enough to- what?! now you're personally inconveniencing me? I'm not just going to kill you, I'm going to turn you into a red mist!"
I fricking love how the ending is basically the protagonist writing in their journal, "I accidentally killed a master fist fighter in a single hit. Now I'll never learn how to punch."
🤣
Underrated comment, take my upvote god darnit
this is straight out of some anime like holy shit this is a good line
@@Crow_Bitchsounds like something from Gintama
@@Crow_BitchSaitama: Not again. All it took was one punch!
He asked if you could fight, he never said he could.
Good point
He actually wanted to die
This short, succinct thread is fucking amazing
Some say he never got bored, never said stop...
He already taught you everything he knew within a millisecond of sparring, as his last and best lesson to pass onto his best student who is now you, for you to keep his legacy going, before he leaves this world, since he was getting too old to keep doing this
his training was so good , he made him a master in less than a minute by just talking.
impressive
somewhat like that old Kaio in DBZ dancing around
Lol 😂
@@Di0sel hold on...your profile pic...
@@ryanfigueiredodamaia2020 Hello , fellow samurai...
Helvius' concluding hand-to-hand combat lesson: teaching you to live with the guilt
No replies and 1.3K likes? Impossible. This comment had me dying.
what if i have no guilt?
@@Ish895-t4g "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"
I need that lesson
Perfect
Why is oblivion such nonchalant comedic genius- the timing and message quest sounds are just perfect.
Nonchalant
“I love dogs. Doesn’t everyone?”
“RaRrAGh”
I've had some true comedic and stressful moments playing thia game (breaking into a shop upstairs to have the owner unexpectedly catch me ransacking their room).
"Farewell." *Crush*
"I WAS JUST PICKING UP AN APPLE!"
"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
*[Bass-boosted Benny Hill plays]*
"oh no I killed him in one blow with my bare fists, I guess i'll never learn how to fight hand-to-hand now...."
oh the irony XD
Don't even think you'll need any specialised training when someone's got THAT much power.
@@Kaledrone yes, that was the joke
Suffering from success
@@Kaledrone /woooosh!
See that? That's the joke flying way over your head.
"I have no chance to be taught more about Hand to Hand combat now." I think you're good.
who needs the dragonborn? this man can punch alduins head off... man he is like the Vasiliy Kamotskiy of Tamriel
Where’s my free citizenship, Caracalla?
@@Wulfjager
I was honestly kinda bummed that hand-to-hand straight up didn’t exist in Skyrim (as a skill). To even do it effectively, one almost has to be a khajiit (without a little exploitation of the game mechanics), and the relevant skills to make it stronger are one-handed, heavy armor, and enchanting (and alchemy if using the exploit)
He wanted to learn how to punch softer
I’m the 6,000th like!
I absolutely love how npcs spend eons talking about how they're gonna fold your ass just to get inmediatly obliterated
You could say that they're "...all the same! All flash, and no fury!"
Similar to real life
*oblivionated
"You will dance for me, little one, yes you will..."
@@groswell1758 *CLANG*
At least he wasn't bored
Maybe he was... bored to death!
Muzle
Sindraug25 ur a fool😂
@@Sindraug25 ba dum tss.
Hahaha
"show me what you got"
*Spine snaps in half*
LOL
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
HAHAHHAHAHA
he never got to tell him to stop LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💯
"I used to think Oblivion was a tragedy, but now i realized it's a comedy"
😂😂😂
Joker reference there broda
@@nmelody4414 thank you captain obvious
AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
A Tragic Comedy
I love how everyone in this game has a giant stupid grin on their face half of the time. The world is being overrun by fucking demons but they are all happy go lucky as ever.
I have to admire that, nothing gets them down lol
They use skooma
Considering the real world response to a global pandemic, it oddly makes the game more believable. Maybe the real world was the “features” Bethesda made along the way
Well it is better to go down with a grin than a frown.
well, you know what they say: another day, another septim
Quest completed, not failed.
zanes94 LMAO now I noticed it
zanes94 well he did destroy the instructor in one hit so he already knows everything
Gotta love oblivion not recognizing a proper win
Failed successfully
:^)
the punch was so weak he died of spontaneous boredom
Tim Othy now this was pretty solid 😂😂😂😂
Tim Othy 😂😂😂
Best fuckin comment
Cecia allegedly died of boredom after taking a particularly paltry punch.
😂😂😂😂😂
Well, on a positive note, this proves you didn't need his lessons anyway.
Is he supposed to die in one hit or is OP’s unarmed skill just that good?
@@elephystry his skill is out of this world
But a good teacher makes people better than himself :D
@@jeanjacquesrousseau1955 As its said "Who know works, who doesnt know teaches" (in my first language it rhymes actually really good :D)
@@MisoElEven Wow, what language ? And where are you from ?
As fearless in death, as he was in life
Nice reference
Is that Talos?
@@deivisony Ralof
Lebron James
@@santicheeks1106 The DaBaby
He looked so happy and full of life, like he was excited to train you...
Rip Helvius, he was a good boi :(
Boy* but yeah I agree lol
CenturianEagle shut the fuck up
Shut* up.*
im told he was the bestest of the best boi
Who would win?
>a master pugilist who has spent decades honing his craft with the best fighters in the world
>one strong boi
"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you."
Didn't win though did he?
I'd hate to see those mudcrabs.
Lmao
those must of been some pretty fucking strong mudcrabs XD
Holy fuck that’s where that voice came from. Was too high to figure out on myself.
Ironic, he could teach others to fight but not himself
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@Freadauk Not from Helvius Cecia
@@adamgoldbein3105 Then we pledge ourselves to your Teachings...
Have you heard of the tragedy of the high elves?
The tragedy of Darth Helvius.
Helvius: “If I see you reach for a weapon, I’m calling it off.”
Player: *PULLS OUT TWO WEAPONS*
RUclips comments: PULLS OUT 2 FURRIES
@@RainyFoxUwU ew
Lmao as soon as you square up he calls it off
Pulls out 2 guns
Most dangerous part about this entire situation is that the player doesn’t even have a license for either of those loaded firearms
"Show me what you've got!"
*_Ends up in a coma for 10 years_*
**Wakes up**
"Hey you finally awake"
"Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there"
He ded
😂 why are these comments so great
Not funny
This student has become more than a master
The student has become the murderer.
So he has become Darth Vader... cool
He has *ascended higher than we could have ever imagined*
Mr CynicalOptiMystical one punch man?
Emily best girl
The build-up and pay-off. Too good.
This is why there're so many essential NPCs in Skyrim.
If Skyrim had half as many moments like this as Oblivion does, I’d play more Skyrim
@Withered Skeleton ^
And it's why Bethesda games have been declining in enjoyment for a big chunk of their audience with each successive game.
What's the point of an open world and building your own character if you can't actually affect something as insignificant as a small side quest in a way the game doesn't hold your hand and guide you towards?
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva Thats why side with the stormcloaks and kill Maven so your thieves giuld fucks up.
Btw. if you don't like skyrim its because of your skooma consume. You drunk little bosmer!❤️
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva exactly, I hope ES 6 gos back to its roots cause the illusion of choice is getting annoying
"Hmm, body is still warm. Looks like there's a killer about."
I like when they say this while im still stabbing victim's body and after taking a brief moment to think..."STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!".
"Oh my godness! Are you alright? It-....by the divines, this person's dead."
Is this a Witcher 3 reference?
Kyle Broflovski
Only Oblivion references are allowed here
Kinoksis reminds me of Skyrim when I killed someone in Solitude and I put his dagger back in his hand, then I saw some feet next to his hands and I looked up at a guard who just said: what a shame
I love how it pops up with a cheery tone saying "Quest Completed"
Yes, the big cheery thud sound.
"Quest Completed"
"Task failed successfully"
@@teska3181 😆
Congratulations, he's dead
What's funny is the developers wanted it this way. They programmed him with one hp, that's his mission. To die from the slightest bitch-slap.
"Training eh? The real question is, can you fight?"
"No, that's why I'm here."
🤣
I was hoping you could teach me how NOT to kill someone in one blow
**proceeds to kill the guy with one punch**
I'm the 666th like
@@Bigassboya please it's a curse everybody i punch immediately dies
"You know, I am something of a fighter myself"
*DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SKILL POINTS I'VE SACRIFICED?*
@@eetan384 hahahaha
@@eetan384 _No, but do you know how many skill points you have sacrificed??_ :/
@@eetan384 Your out norman *sips on tea*
"Bro, get up, Mom's coming get up."
That's really relatable in a bad way...
@promethazine中毒 wait are you actually asking a question or is it a joke?
Sorry if it was a joke and miss Understood it.
@promethazine中毒 okay
Once me and my bro were playing wrestling and I pushed him too hard and he began crying.
I heard my mother's footsteps and said to my brother
(Bro stop crying mom is coming)
Then he started crying louder and I knew it was the end for me😂
Matthew Fejes hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
-Cain, after hitting Abel with a rock
''Are you up for a sparring match?''
''I won't throw a single punch''
Well, then it's not a sparring match
Think he meant sparing match as in, please spare my life, you punch machine
At least he was true to his word, didn't throw a single punch.
Sounds better than asking a stranger to punch you in the face
@@Excalibur2 HEY! You know what the first rule is...
+Sal Gitgudovich - I’m curious about this rule...
“This sucker has no idea what he’s in for. I’ve trained my whole life in fighting arts such as the Khajiit claw and Hammerfell viper schools. Prepare to be...”
*BONK*
BONK
one punch man in a nutshell
@@saintbeau2779 lmaoooo
Look at this! Just caved in your skull, my hand's still dry, no clumps of hair, nothin.
Pop Quiz how long does it take to beat a moron to death
BONK
times up you're dead
“Don’t worry, I’ll be fine. Everyone uses Unarmed as their dump stat anyway.”
-Helvius Cecia, not realizing this playthrough was an Unarmed build
Actually cried of laughter thank you
it looks like i just found a legend who has watched a legendary video
Wow, Lazypurple.
I dont think that i will see you in this video. You making a really good videos on TF2. Have nice day.
Nice
*shows Soundsmith*
“What if it was PURBLE?”
Same. I was in hysterics after. 😂
If you think Oblivion is an RPG, you are wrong.
It's comedy.
Comedy Gold
uhh no? i looked it up on wikipedia and it literally says RPG...
@@aulendilthegreat873 🙄
Well most people say it got more RPG than Skyrim.
@@rahulsar2030 and they're wrong
It's his smug, knowing grin that makes the punchline all the more hilarious
Ehehehe PUNCHline
Мисье Швабра u bitch I was about to comment this
Moe Lester You're a month late, pal.
Like he really thought he was that guy hahaha
i think you mean overheadsmashline
That quest update kills me every time
*I have no chance to be taught more about hand to hand combat now.*
yep that was his last chance to to learn how to become the ultimate one-punch guy and he blew it.
*"If I'll get bored, I'll stop you. Now show me what you've got."*
.
Clever choice for last words, sir.
*Ends up in coma for the rest of his life*
Hey, he never said stop. Hit him again.
@@manu_xyxzs4804 Doesn't that mean death somehow? Lol
*caves his skull in
*wakes up on a prisoner cart*
"Hey you, you're finally awake."
XDDDDD
OH NO WHY?!? XDDD
Then suddenly out of nowhere Bacon dropkicks him out of the cart...
*Wakes up on a boat*
Even the storm couldn't wake you...
Loool
Need more memes like this
I was half-expecting a clueless guard to rush in and kill the dude, shortly before muttering "body's still warm, look like the killer's still-- BY THE NINE DIVINES, you're the Grand Champion of the Arena! This is truly an honour!"
Talking from experience ehh??
The plot twist, of course, being that the player WAS the guard the entire time, and that it was actually the only opportunity they had to defeat this unstoppable hand to hand fighter with a sneak attack pretending to be a novice. Truly gripping storytelling, Bethesda. The deepest lore.
P.S. Mr Prosper approves this video.
MartyrisBisclavret
Honestly, given that Kirkbride turned this series' meta into Hinduism-meets-Azaroth (Lovecraft), the player actually is the guard. And the grass, and the birds, and everything.
I hate Kirkbride.
This spritually speaks to me of Oblivion especially when I'd go on a killing spree in the Imperial City market place 😂😭 Skyrim however I am questioned and they must all die. Hail Sithis.
That little smug laugh after "Training, eh?" always kills me.
Underrated comment.
It also killed him
me too. every damn time. Its stuck with me
He said to punch him, not dunk him.
Weird ass games.
A double punch is much slower than a single punch. Devs be watching too much anime
@@yipperdeyip It's supposed to be the "haymaker", a slow double handed strike. It's not supposed to be fast.
@@yipperdeyip Though, not necessarily extremely viable unless you're catching someone off guard or you can be absolutely sure you can land it.
Oh,,Darius is heavybreathing while installing Oblivion to his pc
Monkey D. Luffy ell, who's dirus?
Was expecting a punch followed by a "BY THE NINE DIVINES!"
ASSAULT ASSAULT
XDDD
*HYEE-HAAAH*
what's happening...?
*you elves are all the same all flash and no fury*
CONTINUE! HE DIDN'T TELL YOU TO STOP YET
Loool
Lol
he told you to keep going until he gave the signal
Xdxdxd
*proceeds to beat his dead corpse to netherrhealm* : WHERES THE SIGNAL???? WHERE IS IT???
I love how the quest is completed, as if killing someone trying to train in hand-to-hand combat is literally what you're supposed to do
Well, now that he's dead there's not really much left to do on this quest, so it's technically completed
If you killed him in a single blow you probably don't have much left to learn from him
He never said "stop", beat him some more
Now that's alot of damage!
How about a little more?
Would have loved it if he came back up after a day or so and said 'did I tell you to stop? Weakling'
gay
gay
Wasn't this the most unintentionally hilarious game you've ever played?
Herman Herman Unintentionally?
Dude is you profile picture a mug shot?
Yeah I did few nights in the joint but that's what happens when you cheat on Xbox Live.
i have it installed on my pc but never touch it
@@FreeAimDog Why would you get it then are you some sort of fucking moron
*"I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses."*
I swear there’s only one voice actor for this game
There were actually only 8 voice actors, it's something I've never really noticed though even though they all sound the same lol
@@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb they just change their tones, each of them maybe have like 4 unique voice
If you access the debug menu on pc you can hear Todd Howard Read some of the lines. People have uploaded it so if you search you can hear it.
And we love it that way.
I never even found this guy and knew exactly what he sounded like from the thumbnail
Remember: this is LITERALLY how Houdini died
Best comment on the video
At least it took him a Little longer.
@@MrRamazanLale2 it takes me a long time to cum :''(
Who's Houdini ?
I think the real Houdini here is this game going under my radar when I was young and virgin
Those 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, and 10 kilometer runs every day really paid off...
I.....see what you did there .....you devil
Shitty anime
@@TheFlash-dr1kr no u
Nah,he just jumped up and down a lot.
Power, Get the power
GIRIGIRI genkai made
"I have no chance to be taught more about hand to hand combat now"
Quest completed?
"Show me what you got" - Helvius Cecia 3E 433
Wrooong. Its clearly 24th of First Seed 3E434
Famous last words
that's his epitaph
I read that as he said it. :)
“Quest failed successfully.”
Your error was in how well you succeeded
This player suck so well
He used to have a spine like you.
But then he took an "OEH" to the
QUEST COMPLETE
"Helvius Cecia is dead"
Even the game was afraid to tell him he failed the quest!
thanks for the transcript. dipshit.
@@aXelRedfield
"It's been too long since I've seen a good draw"
The mother fuckin beat dropped
0:51 "Sir? Sir? When are we going learn about Hand to Hand combat then?..... Sir?"
Wow, you must be really weak. He got bored and fell asleep after just one punch.
LOL
“If this goes on for too long, and I get bored.” *gets killed in the next 5 seconds*
Or, he got bored immediately and went to sleep
He was so bored he died lmao
@@jeremyc9593 im cryiing
Of spontanious boredom
The fact that the final words that man heard before dying were *U A G H* is depressing.
Lmao
not as depressing as hearing dirge
in home country Donald Duck says "UAAK!" when he get scared, it's almost same.
Why are u doing this? It's 6am making me laugh like that stfu I get cough when I laugh hard
Saitama looking for someone to teach him martial arts.
Poor guy, he was born with glass bones and paper skin.
ZootWorld1 I guess his heart attack put him to sleep
This guy is probably Glass Joe's sickly relative.
@Toxic Carnage Blessings of Akatosh upon ye.
Forty seventy fifth like here bro
@@josefranciscoramirez4438 *REPENT YOUR CRIMES, WICKED ONE!*
"Show me what you've got."
"UUAH!"
I died laughing, thanks for that XD
😂😂😂😂 1 sec later... Died
Omg ahahahahahah😂😂😂😻
You died laughing? How did you make this comment then?
...ZOMBIE!!!!
shut up incel
That 'uah' was funny af
“If you can actually hurt me I’ll tell you to stop”
“HUUAAAAH”
............
He didn't say stop. I guess he didn't get hit hard enough.
He isn't telling us to stop, so do we go on?
😂 i cant breathe
I love the message at the end stating "I have no chance to be taught more about hand to hand combat now" as if you needed more training.
Oblivion really is something different
Future US army soldier US Army is the best
@@ashc4167 Fuck the US
@@ampulsion Jelly of obesity and school shootings everyday and terrorizing the Middle East for oil
@@supahstarwarrior6942 facts
@@ampulsion nobody wants to come to the US while US-citiziens are mentally ill
He clearly hasn't heard of the high elves.
fuck you i typed that comment and when i read the others i saw this one
And he never will
But he has literally gone to the Cloud District.
I've heard others say the same
only the sober ones
'If you can actually hurt me'
That punch didn't leave much time for pain anyway
Shinkiro ahahahahhaha brilliant
THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE
I SAWED THIS HELVIUS CECIA IN HALF
This is the best "task failed successfully" meme ever seen
Don't worry, he blocked that. He will stand back up, you'll see.
...
Any second now..
any second now... see he moved his leg! wait its because its broken....
@@idoeli382 How do you move a broke leg?1
You know what this means, right?
AARGH. WE CAN NOT LEARN HAND TO HAND COMBAT ANYMORE.
@@AE_15x Right behind you.
See? Red! No wait- thats blood.
He's actually not dead, he's just so bored that he went to sleep
😅
He merely called it off.
And that did in fact stop the player as promised and predicted by the master hand-to-hand trainer.
"The best techniques are passed on to the survivors"
"by the survivors," not "to"
master you killed a man in one punch what was your technique?
i punched him
what like that's all you did?
YES
Gaiden shinji
With a shield next to the text
At least he didn't have time to get bored. Did him a favor, really.
I legit burst out laughing non-stop. I love this channel so much.
Same, I literally fell on the floor laughing
@@wacky3486 no you didnt stfu
*better facial animations then andromeda*
Even ME1 had better animations
Even Morrowind had better animations.
Even Daggerfall.
Even the mobile version of Oblivion.
Original.
I knew it was coming, but the text prompt was the cherry on top.
It's sad, really. There was so much he could've taught you about hand to hand combat.
Bad news: the only unarmed trainer i know of is dead
Good news: I dont think i need a trainer
"And if you can actually hurt me, i'll tell you to stop"
He never told him to stop, great demonstration of playing possum master
You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and-
HOUAH!
(Its a movie reference -_-)
It originally comes from rocky balboa pal, there was a reference tho
And if we are about references, it would be ‘punny god’
@@God-kg1lx Who you talking too?
@@supahstarwarrior6942 don't listen to him god always does this, this is why most humans stopped worshiping him
Man if I had half the confidence of Oblivion characters I would be rich 😂
I would be raped
Derrick the gr8 and b8 wtf XD
Derrick the gr8 and b8 gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
Or dead
Gray Fox: “So how did the training go.”
Hero of Kvatch: “I think I did pretty well.”
He's like that one dude who always brag about how he'd totally kill someone if they mess with him
bro like if you mess with me i'll kill you, so don't fuck with me
*dies immediately*
Like those cringey tik tokers, "What up dawg im the alpha, so you better not mess with me and that goes for anyone around us"
I remember a guy like that is my school got in a fight. He got shoved in board and was destroyed.
@@santicheeks1106 LIKE U
Helvius: Can you fight?
Saitama: sure.
supper
@Big Prick 死 *Massive Red Incoming Fist*
Was expecting a guard to come up immediately after the guy dies and say "May you rest in peace."
Are you ok? I think he's dead.
"Show me what you've got."
"HULK SMASH!"
that creep just big talk
picturing the player just bringing both fists down on this guy's head while he stands there with an idiot grin has me rolling
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: walk around a town in skyrim
Random npc: you don't look so tough. I bet i can take you on.
Me: QUICKSAVE
Not again...all it took was one punch...
DAMN IT!
@Crawcrawc lel, I am everywhere
You'll never be Justin Y.
@@supahstarwarrior6942 I'm pretty sure Justin Y is actually PressFartToContinue with a different name
Do i stop now?
He didn't say "stop"
*rips head off*
*_dO i StOp NoW ???_*
I just love how you get a Quest Completed instead of a Quest Failed for straight up murdering the guy. The game actually acknowledges that doing so is a valid way of wrapping up the quest; no need for further training when you’ve ended the trainer’s life, good job!
Funniest part is how the player just brings both arms down like a friggin caveman and the npc just ragdolled like he didn't see it coming.
-Now Show Me What You Got!
*Ouah!*
*Shatters His Cranium after 2 Seconds*
Helvius Cecia is Dead
Hi
Wow you have working ears, nice summary of what we all just watched, so funny much likes
@@isthistwitterbruh I mean he put some work in there he structured the text, made some words bigger...
This is just like one punch man. Every villain gets a lot of build up and then they get their ass kicked by saitama with a single punch.
"yeah sure you destroyed a whole city, but that's not really enough to- what?! now you're personally inconveniencing me? I'm not just going to kill you, I'm going to turn you into a red mist!"
But he used both hands.
@@missingtexture1996 So does Saitama a few times
The Skulls Parasite Unit the guy up there said “single punch”.
@@missingtexture1996 Still counts as a single punch if you join your hands and bop someone in the head.
I have never been so out of breath from laughter. That ending was so unexpected for me. I had to walk out the room 😂🤣
One Punch Scrolls.
"Show me what you got"
*Top Ten Moments Before Disaster Struck*
I swear, Oblivion is a comedic gold mine.
-Now, show me what you've got!
Ouah-
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You can now play as Luigi
Oh damn, who will teach him how to win a sparring match now?
This is like when the terrible villain monologues right before being destroyed for the hundreth time.
One punch man
Helvius Cecia is dead. I have no chance to be taught more about Hand to Hand combat now.
Helvius Cecia is dead. I have no chance to be taught more about Hand to Hand combat now.
Helvius Cecia is dead. I have no chance to be taught more about Hand to Hand combat now.
Hand to Hand combat is dead. I have no chance to be taught more about Helvius Cecia now.
Hand to Cecia is chance. I have no death to be taught more than Helvius Hand now.
@@gianturion Combat Cecia is now hand. I have no dead to be taught more about Helvius Hand chance now.
"Lets see what you've got. If you hurt me, I'll stop you."
"Helvius Cecia is dead."