You've fallen for my trap!

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  • Опубликовано: 27 фев 2019
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  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 5 лет назад +5264

    It's like he realized that you left his trap, but didn't want to look like a fool, so he just ignored that fact and then went "You've got something to say about my trap? You think you're so smart, don't you?"

  • @mr.mysterious186
    @mr.mysterious186 5 лет назад +27528

    When you follow the script but your Victim doesn't

  • @cakes43
    @cakes43 4 года назад +24423

    Plot Twist: His trap is actually the cold, cruel, outside world. And you fell right into it.

    • @abigmood3389
      @abigmood3389 4 года назад +502

      *realizes after escaping*
      "Awwe fvck, I can't believe you done this."
      👁👄👁

    • @chadodell4887
      @chadodell4887 4 года назад +98

      I guess freedom isnt all that its made up to be.

    • @bruhsoundeffect1903
      @bruhsoundeffect1903 4 года назад +36

      This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!

    • @rakijr9176
      @rakijr9176 4 года назад +35

      Well he was right about it being extremely painful.

    • @rezadroidjr
      @rezadroidjr 4 года назад +11

      The cold cruel carlos less world:(

  • @jamesnewton8804
    @jamesnewton8804 4 года назад +3787

    "Sir, the protagonist has started acting out of the script again."

    • @emeraldkoala2543
      @emeraldkoala2543 3 года назад +107

      "Wait a second, did I just see... no, that's not possible. I can't believe it. How had I not noticed it sooner?"
      "You're not Stanley."

  • @numidium3
    @numidium3 5 лет назад +13192

    Quit harassing the haunted house performer. He's just following his script.

  • @loganbennie9947
    @loganbennie9947 5 лет назад +9613

    This is like Buggs bunny breaking out of a trap and standing by agreeing with the badguy while he fails to notice lol

    • @spikespiegel4980
      @spikespiegel4980 5 лет назад +406

      Helping to flavor the stew that he is supposed to be boiling in. Haven't thought about that in a while and now I want to watch some looney toons/ bugs bunny.

    • @hexaswift1862
      @hexaswift1862 5 лет назад +65

      Ehhh, what’s up doc?

    • @tekelupharsin4426
      @tekelupharsin4426 5 лет назад +29

      Elmer Fudd... Dat wascally wabbit!

    • @zhengwenyu1587
      @zhengwenyu1587 4 года назад +26

      In addition to helping out gathering the equipment, and the badguy still being oblivious to what's actually happening

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 4 года назад +4

      omg that's true

  • @housel9352
    @housel9352 4 года назад +6191

    "You will always remember this as the day you almost caught the dragonborn!"

    • @michaelweiske702
      @michaelweiske702 4 года назад +206

      "That's got to be the best viking you've ever seen"
      "... So it would seem"

    • @ALPHACIPHER
      @ALPHACIPHER 4 года назад +18

      @@michaelweiske702 *Nord

    • @4nd3rzzon
      @4nd3rzzon 4 года назад +68

      @@ALPHACIPHER all vikings are nords but not all nords are Vikings

    • @Justlilmonster
      @Justlilmonster 4 года назад +7

      It's not even close to "almost" lol

    • @doriangray7129
      @doriangray7129 4 года назад +16

      Captain Dragonbourne!

  • @morpheas768
    @morpheas768 4 года назад +11455

    He just didnt want to admit it defeat, denial took hold of him, so he just carried on as if you were still trapped in that cage.
    His psychiatrist says he's improving though, that he sometimes is able to deal with reality and accept it for what it is....

    • @zombeaver69
      @zombeaver69 4 года назад +266

      Maybe it was he who was trapped in a cage this entire time. Trapped within his own mind. How sad :(

    • @eccentricjoe5410
      @eccentricjoe5410 4 года назад +71

      @@zombeaver69 that just got really deep

    • @shirouradman6550
      @shirouradman6550 4 года назад +24

      @@eccentricjoe5410 F

    • @martinnaranjo4685
      @martinnaranjo4685 4 года назад +12

      @@zombeaver69 we are all trapped there

    • @haninditabudhi6574
      @haninditabudhi6574 4 года назад +17

      Hope he's doing alright now :(

  • @maddydonuts_
    @maddydonuts_ 5 лет назад +9156

    C'mon man, he told you to stay still!

    • @lmaocatgirls387
      @lmaocatgirls387 5 лет назад +237

      He even said "kindly." Smh so rude to his host

    • @zx3776
      @zx3776 5 лет назад +77

      @@lmaocatgirls387 Should have said 'Would you kindly'

    • @ullabritt3909
      @ullabritt3909 5 лет назад +31

      Yeah that's not gaming, that's cheating...

    • @StormyWeatherUK
      @StormyWeatherUK 5 лет назад +12

      Manners maketh man, as they say.

    • @undeniableluck1239
      @undeniableluck1239 5 лет назад +15

      Ikr? Can't a guy just perform unethical and morally horrific experiments on people anymore?? You see, people are just so rude these days! Lol

  • @michaelwilson6452
    @michaelwilson6452 5 лет назад +10831

    The VR skyrim videos are made way funnier by the floating hands.

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 лет назад +392

      The main character is Rayman

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +17

      Michael Wilson you can actually emote

    • @fhf794
      @fhf794 5 лет назад +24

      @@docpossum2460 I think there's a mod that adds arms I think?

    • @euphoricatheist6694
      @euphoricatheist6694 5 лет назад +9

      ​@@docpossum2460 You're probably thinking of VR Body. VRIK Inverse Kinematics apparently works much better.

  • @KDC93
    @KDC93 4 года назад +8329

    "You sly dog, you got me monologuing"

    • @AJ-lg2sg
      @AJ-lg2sg 4 года назад +44

      Graenolf?
      Oh, right The Incredibles, sorry I watched that movie in spanish.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад +9

      @@AJ-lg2sg
      Wait, who watches the Incredibles in Spanish?

    • @AJ-lg2sg
      @AJ-lg2sg 4 года назад +77

      @@DkKombo Hispanic people, I'm not from USA

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад +40

      @@AJ-lg2sg
      Sorry, but are you really surprised?
      Because NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
      Edit: I mean Hispanic Inquisition. Sorry.

    • @slytub
      @slytub 4 года назад +3

      ValorPictures fak u

  • @SamFisherCell
    @SamFisherCell 4 года назад +2762

    I love Skyrim just for these weird things. I got killed by a bandit, and when I died she said "good morning". lol!

    • @ReganMcKee
      @ReganMcKee 4 года назад +86

      Exactly! Shit...That's why I still play this game all the time!! The glitches/ bugs just make the game more enjoyable imo. The wacky fuckin' world of Skyrim 😂

    • @o_o8684
      @o_o8684 4 года назад +69

      @@davidvasey5065 ???

    • @o_o8684
      @o_o8684 4 года назад +101

      @@davidvasey5065 This is Skyrim

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 4 года назад +14

      this is why Denerim gets blights, you shorty dwarves get to visit on Skyrim for god knows how long and your homeland meanwhile is crawling with darkspawn

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 4 года назад

      lmao

  • @hans_____
    @hans_____ 5 лет назад +22205

    That was kind of you to provide light so he could find what he was looking for.

    • @kride500
      @kride500 5 лет назад +147

      He was looking for poison to kill him.

    • @beatboxonmyfartbox
      @beatboxonmyfartbox 5 лет назад +863

      @@kride500 thanks had no fuckin clue

    • @archiebrew8184
      @archiebrew8184 5 лет назад +245

      Kride you want a medal?

    • @Talinthis
      @Talinthis 5 лет назад +142

      @@kride500wooosh

    • @MrWongWey
      @MrWongWey 5 лет назад +102

      Kride RIP

  • @monochaos9442
    @monochaos9442 5 лет назад +24570

    "Yeah, my victim just escaped with the help of their sidekick but I'll be damned if I let that stop me from initiating my supervillain monologue. I have worked too hard on it, damn it!"

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 лет назад +37

      his*

    • @jaimefernandez7240
      @jaimefernandez7240 4 года назад +44

      @@PANZERFAUST90 nerd alert

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 4 года назад +10

      @@jaimefernandez7240 You are? weird

    • @Hiroyashy
      @Hiroyashy 4 года назад +93

      Villains without monolouge are no villains at all!

    • @cryora
      @cryora 4 года назад +3

      That's what happened in Shazam.

  • @sunlight941
    @sunlight941 4 года назад +3495

    "Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secured so there's no possib- oh my god"

    • @shadows_star
      @shadows_star 4 года назад +10

      What's that from?

    • @sunlight941
      @sunlight941 4 года назад +109

      @@shadows_star It's a famous meme, but I don't want to spoil anything. Just sarch "even the babies are one of the most dangerous" and you'll see what I'm talking about

    • @naufalrafdi1318
      @naufalrafdi1318 4 года назад +16

      Hahaha its that news reporter of animal right?

    • @spartanmomomd
      @spartanmomomd 4 года назад +10

      Just like Papyrus

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 4 года назад +12

      Oh those rascally little Hippos

  • @mycookiehasnoname
    @mycookiehasnoname 4 года назад +794

    That dude opened the door to walk in and tell me that "I've fallen for his trap" in my latest playthrough lol

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 лет назад +12394

    it’s just a prank bro there’s a camera over there.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +13

      my face is not a prank the reason for that is i have a flying carpet with my face on it it is the unprettiest carpet worldwide

    • @fusrodahdaily9664
      @fusrodahdaily9664 5 лет назад +103

      You've fallen for my trap! [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL] [I ALMOST DIED]

    • @andrewrankin3434
      @andrewrankin3434 5 лет назад +12

      Ravioli ravioli
      What's in the trappioli...
      Oh nothing...

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад +2

      Nice

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku YOU'VE TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF AND SAID IT WASN'T A PRANK!

  • @SurroundEdByFreaks
    @SurroundEdByFreaks 5 лет назад +789

    When he realized that you got out and now he was alone vs 2, he just thought "Uuuh alright, let's pretend to be just a dumb NPC, maybe it will amuse him and he'll spare me D:"

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +472

    The moment he notices the torch being used as a light for him to find the poison, you can see the life ebb away from his eyes. He tried carrying on, but that aggressive "Got something to say" showed he was done.

  • @BakedPotatoYT1
    @BakedPotatoYT1 4 года назад +749

    Plot twist: He pretends like you're still inside the cage to prevent him from dying 'cause there's two of you and he needs to act dumb.

  • @TheHeavyshadow
    @TheHeavyshadow 5 лет назад +2882

    That whole situation was funny enough, but that tap on the shoulder and holding the torch so he can see better while searching the shelves cracked me up. Like: That could've been 1:1 a scene from Looney Tunes. Perfect comedic timing.

  • @leef8943
    @leef8943 5 лет назад +2432

    “Got something to say?” *waves and runs away*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад

      i got something to say because i am the unprettiest youtuber WORLDWIDE

    • @tijnos12
      @tijnos12 5 лет назад +42

      @@AxxLAfriku How about you fuck off and actually make quality content instead of spamming your annoying nonsense everywhere.

    • @crpineo
      @crpineo 5 лет назад +8

      @@tijnos12 because that's way too far past his capabilities; he's barely able to spam his general idiocy as it is

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 лет назад +3

      Best thing we can do is report him for spam

    • @leef8943
      @leef8943 5 лет назад

      I am a PERSON true

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 года назад +4013

    How many archers did that guy get? Cause one arrow through the bars is all it would take...

    • @ExtraPrivatable
      @ExtraPrivatable 4 года назад +17

      ProtoMario E

    • @riche1601
      @riche1601 4 года назад +13

      E

    • @burntdorito8297
      @burntdorito8297 4 года назад +10

      E

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 4 года назад +190

      "thankfully there's no sort of projectile attack adventurers could have that'd be able to hit me, like fire or pointy sticks or even a long bit of steel"

    • @naiyakin
      @naiyakin 3 года назад +7

      E

  • @thatoneguy-tj5pc
    @thatoneguy-tj5pc 4 года назад +658

    "he may have seen better days..."
    Looks down:
    is a female

    • @BluMan506
      @BluMan506 4 года назад +86

      He really has seen better days

    • @soapflakes
      @soapflakes 3 года назад +57

      @@Nantosuelta Never heard that joke before did you come up with it?

    • @definitelynotcharlie4001
      @definitelynotcharlie4001 3 года назад +38

      THOTH ha he said the straw man argument against leftists I’m laughing my head off so much so that i might die of hilarity

    • @entropy7860
      @entropy7860 3 года назад +7

      hes a terf

    • @classystegosuarus
      @classystegosuarus 3 года назад +8

      todd said trans rights (but he actually didn't bcus he's a stinky liar man TODD)

  • @leonidasnerevar6652
    @leonidasnerevar6652 5 лет назад +31378

    This is comedy gold. The shoulder tap, holding the torch so he could search for the poison to kill you with, the wave at the end. You have a stupendous sense of humor, Bacon_.

    • @SadButter
      @SadButter 5 лет назад +1283

      it kinda looks like something out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon lol

    • @oaknacht6176
      @oaknacht6176 5 лет назад +586

      That and waving to his friend when they opened the door, "Thanks for the assist but I got it from here."

    • @3DMasterST
      @3DMasterST 5 лет назад +119

      Monty Python would be proud =b

    • @n6h6
      @n6h6 5 лет назад +163

      @@CanadianPolybius What, are you jealous Bacon's videos are more popular than yours?

    • @Danganraptor
      @Danganraptor 5 лет назад +82

      SheepEsquire You seem upset. Perhaps have a lie-down?

  • @dylanpalmer1153
    @dylanpalmer1153 5 лет назад +4907

    I don't fall for your trap and I don't care to fall for your trap

    • @panicfarm9874
      @panicfarm9874 5 лет назад +28

      ImNotYourBroom haha!!

    • @soldierorsomething
      @soldierorsomething 5 лет назад +68

      Get out of my trap before i cast this spell on you!

    • @gijuki1335
      @gijuki1335 5 лет назад +24

      also I dont know you and ...

    • @AndarooPandrew17
      @AndarooPandrew17 5 лет назад +9

      Damn....I say this the real phrase about 20 times in my head every day lol

    • @Swag-Lord
      @Swag-Lord 5 лет назад +12

      I used to be an adventurer like you, Then i took a trap in the knee

  • @fangirlsforever5361
    @fangirlsforever5361 4 года назад +112

    VR just makes everything funnier,, the gentle tap on his shoulder,, the wave goodbye,, masterpeice

  • @2guystry485
    @2guystry485 4 года назад +151

    "Got something to say?"
    "Yeah, I just..don't know how to put it..."

  • @ecsking10
    @ecsking10 5 лет назад +14339

    I love how you hold the light to the shelf so he can see clearly 😭

    • @TheFlash-dr1kr
      @TheFlash-dr1kr 5 лет назад +488

      @@AxxLAfriku fuck off you annoying piece of shit.

    • @damjanp7920
      @damjanp7920 5 лет назад +271

      @@AxxLAfriku You forgot to take you meds again, mate

    • @BlaZay
      @BlaZay 5 лет назад +144

      @@AxxLAfriku If they're real and okay with this, they must be dumb as fuck. So on top of being shallow and also hideous on the inside, you also make terrible life choices and decide to brag about it on the Internet. Smart move.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +4

      @@BlaZay Why is it a terrible life choice to have two girlfriends?

    • @Uhg56
      @Uhg56 5 лет назад +123

      @@AxxLAfriku Normally when you get divorced half of all your stuff gets taken away by your wife but since you have TWO of them when they eventually leave you and take what they want you will have NOTHING instead. 👍

  • @fcnth
    @fcnth 5 лет назад +3639

    This isn't funny, the guy has been suffering from schizophrenia for years.

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 4 года назад +98

    That de-escalated quickly.

  • @xXESSwiftXx
    @xXESSwiftXx 4 года назад +601

    *Bethesda programmers*
    “I don’t see a problem here...”

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 года назад +20

      Bethesda doesn't have programmers. Their games are proof that if you place many monkeys in front of PC they can create game while typing randomly on keyboard.
      Dude I've bought edition with all DLCs and spent dozens of hours to build 3 houses only for them to start collapsing. And all I have to fix it is Unofficial Patch which is technically mod so no Steam achievements. I know there can be SOME bugs in game (if you remember Batman:AO and bug with access to one of Riddler's things: there was same bug at random rooftop edge I've found, but you know city is huge, and you could climb rooftop from another place), but whole DLC is about building houses and it has a least 3 major bugs about building houses.

    • @mathgcg
      @mathgcg 4 года назад +16

      "It just works"

    • @cosmotect
      @cosmotect 4 года назад +8

      Lol look, a bunch of clueless people talking about game development

    • @delluminatis
      @delluminatis 3 года назад +3

      must have been the wind

    • @TheJustproxy
      @TheJustproxy 3 года назад +5

      It's a feature!

  • @CarrotsCs
    @CarrotsCs 5 лет назад +4775

    I lost it when you tapped on his shoulder, then gave him light to help him find what he was looking for

  • @nikt12
    @nikt12 5 лет назад +2660

    lock level: Expert
    Khajiit follower: what is this trash? a lock for children? *opens gate*

    • @ravage6909
      @ravage6909 5 лет назад +26

      hahahahahaha literally

    • @paulrudd1483
      @paulrudd1483 5 лет назад +93

      "Lemme just open the baby gate,"

    • @Xerath980
      @Xerath980 5 лет назад +239

      @@47no No, he's a lizard khajit.

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 5 лет назад +225

      He's a Khargoniit.

    • @thefoxwolfdraconis
      @thefoxwolfdraconis 5 лет назад +37

      nik t imagine if you could have your kids follow you and be in the same situation but with the thieves guild members
      John I need you to unlock this for me
      John: Sure dad
      TG member: wait what
      *john unlocks master lock*
      TG member: ....I quit

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 3 года назад +175

    I can't believe you just left that Stone of Barenziah on the table...

    • @Kugelschrei
      @Kugelschrei 3 года назад +2

      This really bothered me too:D
      Never been able to get all of them I remember the stone in the ship next to solitude and one on the beekeepers island next to riften

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 3 года назад +4

      He was waiting for the slow time shout so he could get it twice

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 года назад +4

      i can't believe people still pick them up when the reward isn't worth hauling them around for 3/4 of the game.

    • @Kugelschrei
      @Kugelschrei 3 года назад +8

      @@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 its not about the reward, its about collecting them! The road is the Journey

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 3 года назад +6

      @@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 they’re weightless as quest items. (And if you use bend time shout and spam e you only have to pick up a third of them, which considering how 2 or 3 usually fall through the floor, I rather be able to finish the quest than be stopped by that one in the sun fort which always falls through the ground)

  • @ohmygodbecky6829
    @ohmygodbecky6829 4 года назад +58

    “Here’s my assistant. He’s more use to me dead than he was alive ha!”
    *dead assistant proceeds to do nothing as someone opens door*

  • @memesneverdiememesarelegen7350
    @memesneverdiememesarelegen7350 5 лет назад +1074

    "Excuse me sir, I'm not inside the cage."
    "Huh? you got something to say?"

  • @godess_call
    @godess_call 5 лет назад +783

    This is like something straight out of a Looney Tunes cartoon.

  • @redryder3721
    @redryder3721 3 года назад +21

    I like how intelligent the Argonian is. He waited until the villain's back was turned, then ran in, quickly, silently, and with one objective: To free his companion. And that he did.

  • @arcaniumdragon2444
    @arcaniumdragon2444 4 года назад +55

    "here, let me shed some light to help you find that thing you were gonna torture me with"
    This is beautiful

  • @timidhobgoblin207
    @timidhobgoblin207 5 лет назад +458

    (Holds up a torch to help his AI captor find something on the shelf) This right here is the real reason VR gaming was invented. Everything that’s been released or worked upon beforehand was all leading to this moment.

  • @mcdshashbrowns
    @mcdshashbrowns 5 лет назад +4827

    ~cries as he runs off without picking up the stone of barenziah on the table ~

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 5 лет назад +367

      No, this way he doesn't get that stupid objective when he's not planning on joining the Thieves Guild

    • @unclestone8406
      @unclestone8406 5 лет назад +426

      Stones of Barenziah be all
      *_YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT, ALL GAME LONG..._*

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 лет назад +13

      @@unclestone8406 it's ok if you play offensive melee type. your carry weight will be higher.
      actually, it's an issue either way.. i have those stones.

    • @Sircreepington9th
      @Sircreepington9th 5 лет назад +164

      Uncle Stone actually, quest items don’t give you carry weight. It just takes up inventory space.

    • @denial54
      @denial54 5 лет назад +13

      @@Sircreepington9th nice try

  • @onemorevideo1305
    @onemorevideo1305 3 года назад +92

    "my assistant, he-"
    -assistant is a woman

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 3 года назад +3

      Maybe it was trying to transition but couldn't because of the Civil War stuff. Another war casualty.

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 3 года назад +5

      @@TheBayzent I forgot npcs can't open `showracemenu. I pity them

  • @midgetman4206
    @midgetman4206 4 года назад +55

    "You got something to say"
    Words of someone in denial

  • @bellametallica
    @bellametallica 5 лет назад +11313

    Oh my God, when you tapped him on the shoulder and waved goodbye... I'm dead lol.

    • @inanjarif1388
      @inanjarif1388 5 лет назад +79

      @Black KFC Manager ???

    • @smanmmo6735
      @smanmmo6735 5 лет назад +214

      And he held out the torch to help him look

    • @inanitas
      @inanitas 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah ok cool you are a gamer gurl. Now oh my god make a sandwhich... I'm dead lowl

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 5 лет назад +11

      @Black KFC Manager Your name is just the cherry on top, lmao!

    • @Generatorsarefake
      @Generatorsarefake 5 лет назад +1

      @Black KFC Manager gotem

  • @CrucialParodies
    @CrucialParodies 5 лет назад +8871

    You could literally crawl out through those giant gaps in the bars but Bethesda physics just gotta be extra

    • @MishaFlower
      @MishaFlower 5 лет назад +474

      Have you looked at how big the skyrim characters are? Probably not.

    • @GreedyDrunk92
      @GreedyDrunk92 5 лет назад +105

      That's right, but I don't think that the crazy necromancer would let you. He would just cut your head off.

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 5 лет назад +345

      Shoulders too wide. Too stronk

    • @agsrf6479
      @agsrf6479 5 лет назад +224

      You ever seen dark souls physics? Your character cant get over a one foot ledge.

    • @Kspice9000
      @Kspice9000 5 лет назад +121

      @@agsrf6479
      Or jump in place for that matter.

  • @EvilRidingHood
    @EvilRidingHood 4 года назад +17

    That’s actually super cute the way this all played out lol, especially with Derkeethus coming to save you.

  • @Aaronleoxy
    @Aaronleoxy 3 года назад +19

    "This is actually going to hurt alot"
    "IM ALL EARS"

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 лет назад +4694

    When Harvard meets the man who created Skyrim’s AI
    Harvard: “Bro, you want a scholarship?”

    • @fusrodahdaily9664
      @fusrodahdaily9664 5 лет назад +77

      Then he enrols in Harvard just so he can drop out to invent Facebook...

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 5 лет назад +3

      Don't you have a Kizuna Ai video to comment on?

    • @aurumthebrave3427
      @aurumthebrave3427 5 лет назад +11

      *"Who's laughing now?"*

    • @johnathanera5863
      @johnathanera5863 5 лет назад +13

      @pororoca farm and you are? Lol

    • @DKOIsoul
      @DKOIsoul 5 лет назад +32

      It’s not even hard to comment everywhere...I think it’s more of you people getting jealous that someone is actually getting attention

  • @idiom2805
    @idiom2805 5 лет назад +3563

    A D&D campaign when players outsmart the DM

    • @Kspice9000
      @Kspice9000 5 лет назад +174

      This happened way to often in My friends World of Darkness campaign. Like he would practically spell out what we were supposed to do. Yet everytime we came up with more stupid yet logical solutions. Last one I remember we found a vampire (with Intel that we should have taken to our HQ) unconscious tied up. We instead really really REALLY wanted to take his head with us.
      DM kept repeatedly telling us hes a way higher level vampire and its pretty much impossible.
      So we all countered argued "well, Harris is exmilitary has max speed and with supernatural augmentation has faster then a baby werewolf."
      "Dont forget my Black arm"
      "Oops yeah he also has Africans left arm, cause of war"
      "Kevin is our strongest fighter and has Tiger claws"
      "I actually just got 'weapon of last resort"
      "Oh yeah hes got that too"
      "And Gary has.... Well hes short and he happened to get a movie quality Blade costume that was made for the movie but was to small for Wesley Snipes."
      "I mean I also got 'personal defense system"
      "Oh shit that's right! Well Claude what do you say?"
      "Hes a vampire, unconscious, tied up, and way higher level."
      "Oh come on"
      " there's no way....."
      "What if we all got together Kevin holds the blade on his neck, and Harris grabs Gary sprints full force at the handle and throws Gary who spin kicks the handle?"
      "W- wha-"
      "Come on Claude we just want to roll."
      "Fine you get to roll a (I forgot what it was called, we all had to get roll perfect though)"
      "Sweet!"
      "20"
      "20"
      "20"
      'All laughing hysterically except poor DM"
      "God damn it"
      "So we got the head?"
      "Sigh yes"
      "Fuck yes"
      Turns out we ruined the rest of the campaign so he had to do multiple work arounds.
      To be fair I did say my alignment was neutral Chaos 😃

    • @christophergann9197
      @christophergann9197 5 лет назад +23

      @@Kspice9000 toxic lmao

    • @Kspice9000
      @Kspice9000 5 лет назад +56

      @@christophergann9197
      Hell no. It was our first time playing.
      Not everything ends with someone pissed off kid.

    • @idiom2805
      @idiom2805 5 лет назад +64

      @@Kspice9000
      Poor guy, but that's one hell of a way to learn how to be a better DM in the future.

    • @theusher2893
      @theusher2893 5 лет назад +9

      @@idiom2805 Or play an edition that isn't shit.

  • @Quasihamster
    @Quasihamster 4 года назад +55

    "I'm all ears!"
    Affirmative. Or well, at least you're zero eyes...

    • @femmemachete
      @femmemachete 3 года назад

      You Nords are all the same! All ears, and no eyes!

  • @deventazz8018
    @deventazz8018 4 года назад +17

    0:56 lmao the way you held the torch for him while he looking on the shelves.

  • @RaisinBagelz
    @RaisinBagelz 5 лет назад +311

    Poor guy is devastated. You completely shattered his ego, breaking out of that trap of his 😂

  • @propastypete1958
    @propastypete1958 5 лет назад +282

    It's nice to see you trying to help him find his stuff, even if he wants to kill you, no need to disrespect basic human decency.

  • @lsswappedcessna
    @lsswappedcessna 4 года назад +13

    "Have something to say?"
    -Sild the Warlock, circa 4E 201

  • @cragscleft1658
    @cragscleft1658 4 года назад +11

    0:36 everytime i see the homie come running down the hallway I start wheezing

  • @zero3556
    @zero3556 5 лет назад +125

    Behold: Skyrim's nicest Necromancer

  • @fl4135
    @fl4135 5 лет назад +311

    I didn't think bacon videos could get any better but VR has changed ma mind!

    • @kevinseat9757
      @kevinseat9757 5 лет назад +3

      Yo why do so many of y'all got the same profile pic are you all a cult or smth

    • @markjoseph6243
      @markjoseph6243 5 лет назад

      @@kevinseat9757 Exactly my question XD

    • @kevinseat9757
      @kevinseat9757 5 лет назад

      @@markjoseph6243 it's crazy man, but what's weird is that they have the best comments too

    • @markjoseph6243
      @markjoseph6243 5 лет назад

      ​@@kevinseat9757 Agreed, My first thought was this picture is the new image you get when you don't use a photo of some kind in youtube because damn there are so many of them XD. now I am really curious about this.

    • @kevinseat9757
      @kevinseat9757 5 лет назад

      @blu well, I'll be damned.
      Thank you! I can finally rest after 4 days.

  • @WhitefoxSpace
    @WhitefoxSpace 3 года назад +5

    I have physically never laughed as hard as I did when you held him the torch to help him look for whatever he's looking for. My stomach cannot take any more.

  • @andrewcahill05
    @andrewcahill05 4 года назад +8

    0:57 "Watcha looking for Doc"

  • @kanden27
    @kanden27 5 лет назад +106

    I love the hand gesture when Derkeethus opens the door.
    “Like okay thanks for breaking the immersion...”

  • @Steak__
    @Steak__ 5 лет назад +407

    got something to say
    *waves goodbye viciously*

    • @fusrodahdaily9664
      @fusrodahdaily9664 5 лет назад +4

      :)

    • @Steak__
      @Steak__ 5 лет назад

      FusRoDah Daily hello you beautiful man

    • @h0nkey4life06
      @h0nkey4life06 5 лет назад

      You are beautiful

    • @haydenr5128
      @haydenr5128 5 лет назад +1

      Vigorously would be a much better word to use than Viciously.

    • @Steak__
      @Steak__ 5 лет назад +1

      Hayden Rackley sorry, i’m gay.

  • @FoxtheImpersonator
    @FoxtheImpersonator 3 года назад +2

    I lost it when you used your torch, so he could see better! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aaronyoung484
    @aaronyoung484 3 года назад +3

    I love VR videos like this. So much of the player's personality comes through in the small movements they make when met with the unexpected

  • @JaredBallou
    @JaredBallou 5 лет назад +2094

    0:58 shining your torch to help the executioner find his murder spell is the Oblivion version of thanking the bus driver.

  • @misimaromemes5172
    @misimaromemes5172 5 лет назад +317

    When its 5 min till your shift ends so you dont care what happens and just wanna finish your part of the script

  • @MetaTaro
    @MetaTaro 2 года назад +3

    0:56
    I love how he holds the torch so the guy can see what he's looking for

  • @InappropriatePolarbear
    @InappropriatePolarbear 4 года назад +2

    At least he was nice enough to hold the torch for him. He never would have found it otherwise.

  • @mostlysilentprotagonist
    @mostlysilentprotagonist 5 лет назад +626

    *Looks right at player* O_O
    (3 seconds later)
    *continues to search shelves*
    BRUH

  • @wtfnessi
    @wtfnessi 5 лет назад +210

    The wave at the end had me dying.

    • @tiagofiori8718
      @tiagofiori8718 5 лет назад +1

      @@Perdoct dude..

    • @haydenr5128
      @haydenr5128 5 лет назад +2

      ChokeMeMistress what are you?

    • @Perdoct
      @Perdoct 5 лет назад

      @@haydenr5128 I'm a monster

    • @Perdoct
      @Perdoct 5 лет назад

      @ I'm talking about spitting in my mouth

    • @Eun-qs5ko
      @Eun-qs5ko 5 лет назад +1

      @@Perdoct weird guy, lol.

  • @bulliedmaguire8209
    @bulliedmaguire8209 3 года назад +3

    0:54 I love how he holds the torch for him to see better, so wholesome

  • @adityarodrigues2266
    @adityarodrigues2266 3 года назад +12

    Don’t mind my assistant he is more useful to me dead than when he was alive
    Ngl I’m getting serious necrophila vibes here

  • @koelee
    @koelee 5 лет назад +321

    that little wave at the end was so cute
    "Okay, I'll see you next time"

  • @GamerzSkillz
    @GamerzSkillz 5 лет назад +1900

    *GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY?*

  • @straffanvonarfan6549
    @straffanvonarfan6549 4 года назад +7

    Letting his prisoner escape, such a nice guy

  • @CosmittoGaming
    @CosmittoGaming 3 года назад

    Such a dedicated actor. Even when under pressure. He continues to follow through with his lines.

  • @fusrodahdaily9664
    @fusrodahdaily9664 5 лет назад +316

    This is basically how 99% of 'Adult-Films' begin.

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 5 лет назад +112

      "I'm surprised the fall didn't kill you"
      *sexy music playing

    • @danilima6970
      @danilima6970 5 лет назад +31

      Oh my good now I am imagining some cage fetish.

    • @hordlood
      @hordlood 5 лет назад +8

      s a u c e ?

    • @GoldenGodlyGrunt
      @GoldenGodlyGrunt 5 лет назад +46

      “You want out? Gotta pay the visitor fee 😏”
      “How much is it?”
      “Your virgönity 😏😏”
      “Uuugh, fine! You filthy prvert!”

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 5 лет назад +1

      The dash in between exposed you as a (probable) German.

  • @dububro
    @dububro 5 лет назад +89

    "It will be relatively painless... Relatively."
    *RELATIVE TO WHAT??*

    • @rafzur1854
      @rafzur1854 5 лет назад +6

      To him.

    • @datangle77
      @datangle77 5 лет назад +6

      To his childhood, poor guy

    • @coops3600
      @coops3600 5 лет назад +1

      @@datangle77 1 like = 1 prayer

    • @Schimml0rd
      @Schimml0rd 5 лет назад

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEND A HAND?

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 4 года назад +45

    0:18 I'm no biologist, but I think that is a she.

    • @81summer98
      @81summer98 3 года назад +14

      Are you assuming their gender?

    • @rampantsarcasm2220
      @rampantsarcasm2220 3 года назад +13

      @@81summer98 are you making a shitty joke? Yes I think you are

    • @JounLord1
      @JounLord1 3 года назад +4

      That was the trap he was talking about. He was trying to set the DB up on a date.

    • @albedougnut
      @albedougnut 3 года назад +2

      Maybe he just a trans boi.

    • @beze9632
      @beze9632 3 года назад +2

      @@rampantsarcasm2220
      Salty.

  • @highmedic2351
    @highmedic2351 Год назад +1

    This video was hilarious and perfect. The hand gestures, the shoulder tap, the torch for the light when next to him, the waving at the end. Masterpiece.

  • @elliottbarth
    @elliottbarth 5 лет назад +126

    When ur plan fails but ur too smug to admit it

  • @zetta1234
    @zetta1234 5 лет назад +226

    This happened to Lydia once and I heard the whole thing from the top.
    He kept hitting her with ice shards and frost spells until she went down on her knees over and over.
    I made my way to the bottom and back stabbed the guy. Lol

    • @leversandpulleys9274
      @leversandpulleys9274 5 лет назад +4

      this gives me idea to hire some thug then put him to the trap

  • @christopherwilson3085
    @christopherwilson3085 4 года назад +2

    I like how he gives light on the bookshelf
    "Let me help you out there."

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 4 года назад +10

    Rule number 1 in Skyrim: always have a follower

  • @Arcangel2992
    @Arcangel2992 5 лет назад +420

    My stand
    [ YOU CANT SEE ME ]
    Has been activated

    • @yonatanalem9343
      @yonatanalem9343 5 лет назад +9

      ZAAAWORRRRDDAAA.......IT'S JOHN CENA...* *♫♪ bu dun nuh duhhh.......bu dun nuh duhh!!!!!!♪♫* *

    • @aes_lake
      @aes_lake 5 лет назад +5

      Muda

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 5 лет назад +2

      hustle loyalty and respect
      Dragonborn has it

    • @_narrows
      @_narrows 5 лет назад +3

      are you Shizuka Joestar?

    • @SzuroX
      @SzuroX 5 лет назад +1

      Is that a MOTHERFUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE

  • @patriot2741
    @patriot2741 5 лет назад +79

    This is a lot funnier in VR

  • @rogelioayus
    @rogelioayus 3 года назад +1

    Guy: you fall right into my trap, theif.
    His friend: open the door for him
    Guy:

  • @nightcoreclub8742
    @nightcoreclub8742 3 года назад +2

    This is like "Perry the platypus and doctor doofenshmirtz"

  • @sebastianeastment4553
    @sebastianeastment4553 5 лет назад +35

    Legend has it that he blamed his assistant.

  • @ToddHowardBethesda
    @ToddHowardBethesda 5 лет назад +1131

    You all fell for my trap aka fallout 76

    • @ruileite4579
      @ruileite4579 5 лет назад +6

      K

    • @h0nkey4life06
      @h0nkey4life06 5 лет назад +12

      LOL the fuck I did.

    • @someguy5319
      @someguy5319 5 лет назад +86

      @Huh lol thats funnier than this vid

    • @johnathanera5863
      @johnathanera5863 5 лет назад +51

      @Huh thats a pretty good joke!

    • @Xerath980
      @Xerath980 5 лет назад +25

      @Huh Definition of good :
      (Entry 1 of 3)
      1a(1) : of a favorable character or tendency good news
      (2) : bountiful, fertile good land
      (3) : handsome, attractive good looks
      b(1) : suitable, fit good to eat
      (2) : free from injury or disease one good arm
      (3) : not depreciated bad money drives out good
      (4) : commercially sound a good risk
      (5) : that can be relied on good for another year good for a hundred dollars always good for a laugh
      (6) : profitable, advantageous made a very good deal
      c(1) : agreeable, pleasant had a good time
      (2) : salutary, wholesome good for a cold
      (3) : amusing, clever a good joke
      d(1) : of a noticeably large size or quantity : considerable won by a good margin a good bit of the time
      (2) : full waited a good hour
      (3) -used as a word that gives force or emphasis to a statement a good many of us
      e(1) : well-founded, cogent good reasons
      (2) : true holds good for society at large
      (3) : deserving of respect : honorable in good standing
      (4) : legally valid or effectual good title
      f(1) : adequate, satisfactory good care -often used in faint praise his serve is only good- Frank Deford
      (2) : conforming to a standard good English
      (3) : liking only things that are of good quality : choice, discriminating good taste
      (4) : containing less fat and being less tender than higher grades -used of meat and especially of beef
      g sports
      (1) of a serve or shot : landing in the proper area of the court in tennis and similar games The serve was good.
      (2) of a shot or kick : successfully done(basketball) The first foul shot was good but she missed the second one.(American football) The kick was good from 45 yards. The kick was no good. [=was missed]
      h informal : having everything desired or required : content and not wanting or needing to do anything further "Do you want anything else to drink?" "No thanks, I'm good." "I have had girlfriends say, 'Hey, you wanna go walking?' And I'm just not interested. I'm like 'Uh, no, I'm good.' But they keep inviting me!"- Laila Ali
      2a(1) : virtuous, right, commendable a good person good conduct
      (2) : kind, benevolent good intentions
      b : upper-class a good family
      c : competent, skillful a good doctor
      d(1) : loyal a good party man a good Catholic
      (2) : close a good friend
      e : free from infirmity or sorrow I feel good
      as good as
      : in effect : virtually as good as dead
      as good as gold
      1 : of the highest worth or reliability his promise is as good as gold
      2 : well-behaved the child was as good as gold
      good and \ ˌgu̇d-​ᵊn
      \
      : very, entirely was good and mad
      good noun
      Definition of good (Entry 2 of 3)
      1a : something that is good
      b(1) : something conforming to the moral order of the universe
      (2) : praiseworthy character : goodness
      c : a good element or portion
      2a : advancement of prosperity or well-being the good of the community it's for your own good
      b : something useful or beneficial it's no good trying
      3a : something that has economic utility or satisfies an economic want
      b goods plural : personal property having intrinsic value but usually excluding money, securities, and negotiable instruments
      c goods plural : cloth
      d goods plural : something manufactured or produced for sale : wares, merchandise canned goods
      e goods plural, British : freight
      4 : good persons -used with the
      5 goods plural a : the qualities required to achieve an end
      b : proof of wrongdoing didn't have the goods on him- T. G. Cooke
      for good or less commonly for good and all
      : forever, permanently She's gone for good.
      in good with
      : in a favored position with
      to the good
      1 : for the best : beneficial efforts to restrict credit were all to the good - Time
      2 : in a position of net gain or profit wound up $10 to the good
      good adverb
      Definition of good (Entry 3 of 3)
      1 : well he showed me how good I was doing- Herbert Gold
      2 -used as an intensive a good long time

  • @captainflowers748
    @captainflowers748 3 года назад +1

    "Oh don't mind my assitant, he may had seen better days"
    The assitant is an female dark elf...

  • @tchernovsky
    @tchernovsky 4 года назад +10

    I was playing Skyrim the other day and encountered this dungeon (can’t remember the name). The exact same happened.

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 5 лет назад +157

    "Body's still warm. There's a killer about."
    "Are you sure about that?"

  • @teagan3551
    @teagan3551 5 лет назад +84

    his trap, it... it didn't _just work_

    • @madhouse2594
      @madhouse2594 5 лет назад +3

      It just works

    • @teagan3551
      @teagan3551 5 лет назад +6

      @@madhouse2594
      _BUT IT DIDN'T_

    • @knownas2017
      @knownas2017 5 лет назад +9

      Now I want a refund.

    • @rollinroy1841
      @rollinroy1841 5 лет назад +2

      "i hEaRd our traps have buGs.
      ...
      i did.
      i read it on the black horse courier, so it's true."

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee 5 лет назад +1

      @@rollinroy1841 sometimes, it doesn't just work...

  • @beast_boy97
    @beast_boy97 3 года назад +2

    THE TAP ON THE SHOULDER KILLED ME

  • @zalabit927
    @zalabit927 4 года назад +1

    Aww, he let him live, that's sweet.

  • @crad5476
    @crad5476 5 лет назад +130

    I first thought you would just casually pick the lock. I never expected that outcome lmao.

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard 4 года назад +4

      "you've fallen for my tr- oh fuck's sake another thief."

  • @Elunev
    @Elunev 5 лет назад +36

    The shoulder tap lmao

  • @tylerwaynes2107
    @tylerwaynes2107 4 года назад +2

    I love how it looks like he realized you escaped but still decided to continue his monologue anyways. Almost as if the others killed themselves before he could finish and he just wants to finish the damn thing.

  • @cuteuntold
    @cuteuntold 4 года назад

    He's too kind to give you light so you can see what you're looking for.