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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2017
  • STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! Nobody breaks the law on my watch. I'm confiscating your stolen goods. NOW PAY YOUR FINE Or its off to jail.
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  • @deltahalo241
    @deltahalo241 7 лет назад +11193

    Once I had a Dark Brotherhood mission, where the secondary objective was to not kill any guards. I succeeded in killing the target, but was spotted on the way out. I ran for the hills and escaped by swimming across a large river. But I failed the secondary objective, because the guard chasing me drowned while in pursuit.

    • @ShadowKueken
      @ShadowKueken 7 лет назад +1142

      deltahalo241 beautiful

    • @marxismleninismkanyeism6440
      @marxismleninismkanyeism6440 7 лет назад +359

      deltahalo241 I feel so bad for you

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 7 лет назад +949

      +The Dabbing Demon
      Well, it's to be expected when someone tries to swim in full plate armour

    • @TheActMan
      @TheActMan 7 лет назад +384

      Holy shit, dude! The same thing happened to me!! I was running away and I got a journal update that said a guard had died

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 7 лет назад +74

      +The Act Man
      Well, I never expected to see you here. I've watched some of your Halo content, and disagreed with a lot of your opinions regarding the franchise

  • @Lagmaster33
    @Lagmaster33 6 лет назад +4262

    Cyrodiil Guards, the ones who chase you to the Oblivion and back just to confiscate a stolen apple

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 6 лет назад +440

      Imagine if real police were as dedicated as Oblivion guards, no crime would be unsolved!

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 лет назад +111

      And kill random civilian with there bows on accident of course

    • @Karmacide
      @Karmacide 5 лет назад +109

      You gotta give it to them. They put some real dedication into their job

    • @Bigassboya
      @Bigassboya 5 лет назад +48

      The full might of the empire

    • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
      @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 4 года назад +6

      Or to catch that guy that tried to steal an apple.

  • @LadyIno
    @LadyIno 7 лет назад +6675

    "Speak, citizen."
    "..."
    "Stop talking."
    ó_Ò

    • @LadyIno
      @LadyIno 7 лет назад +488

      Your girlfriend calls you citizen when she's having her period?
      She might be an oblivion guard in disguise, careful! Better don't lift anything infront of her.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 лет назад +35

      Default greeting for guards.
      Influence-based goodbye comment for Imperials.
      They didn't really think about how those two would connect, although I can't blame them. There is just so much dialogue.

    • @supa4ys843
      @supa4ys843 6 лет назад +4

      Vileste You're cute :3

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj 5 лет назад +1

      +
      Vileste bigots in a nutshell

    • @agent-sz2qj
      @agent-sz2qj 5 лет назад

      @@swagit lmfao

  • @ChaotiX1
    @ChaotiX1 7 лет назад +4187

    *teleports behind you*
    _sToP rIgHt ThErE cRiMiNaL sCuM_

    • @HoryShiitMan
      @HoryShiitMan 6 лет назад +72

      Nani?!

    • @ZorroCeleste1
      @ZorroCeleste1 5 лет назад +20

      @@slowho5489 personnel*
      (why do people keep making the same mistake)

    • @MinorBlackout
      @MinorBlackout 5 лет назад +4

      @@ZorroCeleste1 Personnel are people who work somewhere, like employees, staff, etc.

    • @thereisen2776
      @thereisen2776 5 лет назад +16

      @@MinorBlackout sorry dude, but r/wooosh

    • @SansmansExe
      @SansmansExe 5 лет назад +1

      ChaotiX no u

  • @inactive1925
    @inactive1925 7 лет назад +4138

    4:42 the god of all oblivion guards has appeared right before your very eyes

  • @GPWfiles
    @GPWfiles 7 лет назад +3516

    90% of the fun in Oblivion comes from having level 90 in Athletics and Acrobatics.

    • @xander2530
      @xander2530 6 лет назад +319

      one time i was just jumping around shooting people with arrows
      the guards didn't catch me once
      and i massacred an entire town
      ah good times

    • @bloatedpotato
      @bloatedpotato 6 лет назад +89

      Possumlove So you want to be permakilled after being struck (undefended) by a weapon?
      Sounds like fun alright. :D

    • @MercurialSpider
      @MercurialSpider 6 лет назад +107

      Xander Pfft that's biring as shit. Real fun is casting a spell that sets everyone in a frenzy and just watch the chaos that ensues.

    • @TonyFontaine1988
      @TonyFontaine1988 6 лет назад +87

      Possumlove it's a game. If you want realism live life

    • @FreedomsResNovae
      @FreedomsResNovae 5 лет назад +7

      And sneak 😂

  • @lillol4
    @lillol4 6 лет назад +695

    "Hey! Put that back!"
    *puts it back*
    "Break the law on my watch, will ya?"

  • @OmbraEterea
    @OmbraEterea 7 лет назад +3011

    I will never understand why the hero of Kvatch should bother to save Cyrodill while the guards are so damn efficient...

    • @StripedJacketKid
      @StripedJacketKid  7 лет назад +572

      in elder scrolls 6 you play as a castle guard

    • @OmbraEterea
      @OmbraEterea 7 лет назад +211

      the playthrough will be very short then

    • @xx_b4rr3l_xx
      @xx_b4rr3l_xx 5 лет назад +18

      Striped Jacket Kid no you will have no character creation and you’ll be that foreign cat guy from that storyline that has that queen girl in ESO

    • @CellsPerfect
      @CellsPerfect 5 лет назад +25

      Wrong. You play as Fargoth and his search for his stolen rings.

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 5 лет назад +1

      No, you play as scale duck

  • @The_Wizard-Jester
    @The_Wizard-Jester 7 лет назад +1529

    The best guard experience I've seen wasn't me, but that one guy who had an imperial guard follow him to oblivion and started to drown in lava but still attempted to arrest the guy.

    • @Romb772
      @Romb772 7 лет назад +269

      Jacob Gray That's the most dedicated guard I have ever seen

    • @MrPanos2000
      @MrPanos2000 7 лет назад +166

      Jacob Gray I had many guards chase me in Oblivion. I had just stabbed a random Argonian in Imperial city for my vampire cure that required argonian blood. Then I ran to a Gate to avoid guards and get the required bloodgrass. 5-6 guards came with me and cleared the place of all Daedra, outside of the main tower of the area. It was intense

    • @minezgio3175
      @minezgio3175 7 лет назад +31

      once A guard followd me in dungeon helped me to kill some monsters and then tried to arrest me. I still ran away ... (Felt like an asshole deed)

    • @michaeledmunds1767
      @michaeledmunds1767 7 лет назад +14

      [] Nickh 14369 [] You didn't kill the prisoner, duh

    • @loganmatteson189
      @loganmatteson189 7 лет назад +5

      [] Nickh 14369 [] hey man oblivion players only

  • @aetheontimesconflux9360
    @aetheontimesconflux9360 4 года назад +523

    0:08-0:25. No words, yet you can feel the sense of pure horror and desperation as each way you turn, the hive mind of oblivion guards hunts you down mercilessly

  • @cipronix4394
    @cipronix4394 7 лет назад +1853

    *Runs to a giant tower in Oblivion.* *Guard pops out of the floor:* STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

  • @leohmk10
    @leohmk10 7 лет назад +5647

    2:00 What you see
    1:01 What she sees

  • @michaeldunlevy9755
    @michaeldunlevy9755 6 лет назад +680

    Athletics skill: 86
    Guard avoidance skill: 100000

  • @sylerfleck138
    @sylerfleck138 7 лет назад +1301

    *Moves a basket in a cabin in the middle of the woods* *Guard in Bravil which is clear across the map* "My Scrum senses are tingling"

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 лет назад +19

      @@tarponpet *scrum.

    • @someguy6168
      @someguy6168 5 лет назад +9

      @@BigDave18
      Why is it scrum, when the guards clearly say scum???

    • @ComradeCowboy3141
      @ComradeCowboy3141 5 лет назад +8

      *slightly moves basket in the middle of nowhere*
      Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 лет назад +12

      @@someguy6168 because you have your english all wrong. Scrum is spelled scrum but prenounced scum because the R is silent. Just kidding its completly pronounced as scrum as well you fell for it.

    • @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786
      @spyrothelegendarypurpledra8786 4 года назад +4

      *Guard chases you across the map.*

  • @Linkfan450
    @Linkfan450 6 лет назад +551

    0:57 That startled reaction always gets me.

    • @lvlupent.7334
      @lvlupent.7334 4 года назад +32

      STAWP!

    • @glowcloudwheatproducts495
      @glowcloudwheatproducts495 4 года назад +17

      The guards are seriously terrifying sometimes lol

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 4 года назад +19

      @@glowcloudwheatproducts495 Especially when they come out of nowhere and sometimes chase you around the province.

    • @chilael6892
      @chilael6892 3 года назад +5

      Sounds like the "you've been gnomed" meme

    • @isabelslayer6753
      @isabelslayer6753 3 года назад +3

      When you’re sneaking inside a house very quietly and a guard pops out of know where and shouts in your face “Stop right there!”

  • @celark
    @celark 7 лет назад +893

    Oblivion guards have the AI of the Terminator. They never ever stop

    • @paulh6591
      @paulh6591 3 года назад +12

      And they stay on script!

    • @rekaadang
      @rekaadang 3 года назад +12

      And they will be back!

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 2 года назад +1

      Hasta la Vista baby

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 Год назад

      They never STOP! You violated the law!

  • @TheTendermen
    @TheTendermen 7 лет назад +558

    Tries to pick up broom that he accidentally knocked over. "THIEF"

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 6 лет назад +42

      And at 4:20 he's like "nu-uh, not falling for that one again!"

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 5 лет назад +1394

    4:42 When i find another Oblivion video

    • @theepicspy570
      @theepicspy570 5 лет назад +32

      *_C R O I S S A N T._*

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 3 года назад +25

      Well now what do we have here

    • @Kacper7521
      @Kacper7521 3 года назад +5

      @@samsum4525 isn't the person who made us upset by not making another sequel to ,,Make your time"?

    • @streamersusiesubscribe6569
      @streamersusiesubscribe6569 3 года назад +18

      Well now... What do WE have here? Caught in the act no money to pay the number 9's large?I'm confiscating your stolen number 6's with extra dip. Now it's off to C.R.A.S.H. with you!

    • @Kacper7521
      @Kacper7521 3 года назад +7

      @@streamersusiesubscribe6569 *resist to arrest*

  • @infantryhawk
    @infantryhawk 6 лет назад +276

    4:43 If a giant flying head in the sky tried to arrest me, I'd probably give in.

  • @inactive1925
    @inactive1925 7 лет назад +590

    0:48 the guard looks tired af from all the running

  • @Fabstron
    @Fabstron 6 лет назад +583

    2:46 when you walk into a room and forget what you wanted in the first place

  • @FreedomVengeance
    @FreedomVengeance 7 лет назад +4590

    0:08 Me dodging social responsibilities in college

    • @sunwulf14
      @sunwulf14 7 лет назад +98

      xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @Vet-x
      @Vet-x 7 лет назад +8

      hahaha

    • @LukeShrimp
      @LukeShrimp 7 лет назад +5

      Secunda LOL

    • @jwithersooon
      @jwithersooon 7 лет назад +64

      you did a poor job considering when you posted this comment you interacted socially with other people

    • @xWinterstarex7
      @xWinterstarex7 7 лет назад +153

      Well he did say college. I also avoid social interaction but only with people irl otherwise I'm pretty vocal online xD

  • @bhume7535
    @bhume7535 7 лет назад +163

    Its amazing how much emotion you can feel in those frantic mouse movements.

  • @neongridwalker
    @neongridwalker 7 лет назад +516

    Almost forgot how beautiful the music in Oblivion is..

    • @evilscotsman9962
      @evilscotsman9962 5 лет назад +90

      Apparently, the guy who wrote and performed the music, Jeremy Soule, said that he heard the music in his head whilst he was in a coma after being in a car crash.

    • @68idl
      @68idl 5 лет назад +36

      @@evilscotsman9962 maybe it is gods voice

    • @fairydust1397
      @fairydust1397 5 лет назад +16

      Ya, gives oblivion such a nice atmosphere. Very relaxing game

    • @ComradeCowboy3141
      @ComradeCowboy3141 4 года назад

      Fairy Dust y'know aside from the guards literally teleporting everywhere to hunt you down because you picked up an apple.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 2 года назад

      Shame it's wasted on such a buggy game

  • @MrCantStopTheRobot
    @MrCantStopTheRobot 7 лет назад +369

    Breaking immersion in Oblivion is so easy and yet it never gets old...

    • @Ivan-gs2vw
      @Ivan-gs2vw 7 лет назад +15

      MrCantStopTheRobot and people say oblivion is the most emersive elder scrolls game

  • @liberator48
    @liberator48 7 лет назад +638

    Thousands of years from now when all life on Earth is extinguished and all that remains will be ruins, Aliens will come to Earth and find games like this in sealed vaults that were made to contain our history and mankind's legacy. The Aliens will inspect the NPCs behavior and have their answer as to why mankind became extinct.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 лет назад +65

      They will also be highly confused about the headshape of humans.

    • @guy6327
      @guy6327 5 лет назад +59

      They will take the games and then a guard will appear saying:
      STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM ,NO ONE VIOLATES THE LAW ON MY WATCH

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 5 лет назад +1

      @@Elenrai Nice smash bros pfp

    • @someguy6168
      @someguy6168 5 лет назад +2

      @the Shadow
      *cough* *cough*
      Ummm wrong game buddy, that's too far in the future.

    • @someguy6168
      @someguy6168 5 лет назад +2

      @the Shadow
      *Runs and hides in a corner*
      THIEF! Guards! GUARDS!!! HELP!

  • @reviveme01
    @reviveme01 7 лет назад +1596

    I see you also play like a cracked out jumping bean

  • @evictionnotice28
    @evictionnotice28 7 лет назад +180

    1:19 That is the act of running away in terror.

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 7 лет назад +224

    How dare you steal from me! *sits down and starts reading*

  • @ancient122
    @ancient122 7 лет назад +4483

    This is why Oblivion is good.

    • @funghoul2199
      @funghoul2199 7 лет назад +64

      ancient122 I've never played and it looks so well done.. graphics need to be up to date but I'm missing out on something good

    • @maximilian_garay
      @maximilian_garay 6 лет назад +157

      Better than Skyrim in my opinion

    • @lc5513
      @lc5513 6 лет назад +16

      Call me Brad In some aspects yes,but in others nah

    • @rustcohle3803
      @rustcohle3803 6 лет назад +13

      use cinematic enb, natural faces mod, and some texture packs then you should be good =) please try this game out. retro gaming ftw

    • @pjtrusci
      @pjtrusci 6 лет назад +27

      Morrowind is the best, but Oblivion is amazing too. Skyrim is decent

  • @RebelleGameOfficial
    @RebelleGameOfficial 5 лет назад +273

    brEaK tHe LaW oN mY waTCh, wiLL yA?

    • @cornball2448
      @cornball2448 5 лет назад +6

      StOp, yoU viOlatED mY seArcH hiSTOry

  • @richardpell
    @richardpell 6 лет назад +413

    I remember I thought this was the pinnacle of graphics.

    • @bangthehankers1985
      @bangthehankers1985 5 лет назад +32

      I thought it was pretty mediocre at the time. The large environments were great though. Full immersion.

    • @MickehPuppeh
      @MickehPuppeh 5 лет назад +53

      @@bangthehankers1985 The player models were absolutely horrific, even for the time. Pretty insane to think that less than 2 years later, Crysis came out.

    • @BigDave18
      @BigDave18 5 лет назад +9

      It still is.

    • @Soddarkryder
      @Soddarkryder 5 лет назад +28

      The armor suits are still impressive. Volumetric, good lighting, also the detail level is something that even Skyrim couldn't reproduce so far.

    • @khgoat
      @khgoat 4 года назад +8

      This game came out before the PS3 even did so I'm sure they were very limited with what they could do. They probably started designing it several years before that too.

  • @synthy_mania
    @synthy_mania 6 лет назад +124

    4:40
    *Teleports behind*
    "Nothing personal, kid."

    • @aoneko6813
      @aoneko6813 6 лет назад +4

      fucking made me laugh out loud haha

  • @nilesmk2131
    @nilesmk2131 7 лет назад +628

    this world is so beautiful

  • @Ditch901
    @Ditch901 7 лет назад +202

    This only makes me love Oblivion even more.

  • @StripedJacketKid
    @StripedJacketKid  7 лет назад +1146

    crime doesnt pay kids

    • @Shogun_Sorrow
      @Shogun_Sorrow 7 лет назад +26

      Nah, we just refuse to pay for our crimes.

    • @uriel6934
      @uriel6934 7 лет назад +48

      Daughtera_ God Then pay with your blood!!!

    • @NicoTheDingus
      @NicoTheDingus 6 лет назад +26

      "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
      Okay.
      *Cuts arm*
      Here you go! One blood donation!

    • @k1er4n544
      @k1er4n544 6 лет назад +2

      Why Won't you die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD me wtf he just moved a mop that was in his way lol Skyrim kill a chicken pay with you're life oblivion, do anything and you are fucked those guards are ruthless.

    • @camil2003
      @camil2003 6 лет назад +1

      I would rather die than go to jail!

  • @hectorandem2944
    @hectorandem2944 6 лет назад +38

    04:41 "By the Nine Divines"
    04:42 "Well, now...what do we have _here?_ "

  • @starth9415
    @starth9415 6 лет назад +212

    3:43 IM CRYING OMG OPENS THE DOOR AND THERE HE IS RUNNING AT YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @blitzie66
      @blitzie66 4 года назад +14

      I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT

    • @peternehemiah1606
      @peternehemiah1606 Год назад +4

      Just moves broom out of the way
      "You treacherous little filcher, how dare you steal from me"

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 Год назад

      The way the player immediately nopes out is hilarious

  • @jolosolo5291
    @jolosolo5291 7 лет назад +128

    The best part is when he closes the gate and immediately 4 guards bash in at the same time :D

  • @Demiglitch
    @Demiglitch 6 лет назад +227

    Skyrim Security Virgins vs Chad Oblivion Forces

    • @ClassicallyQuixote
      @ClassicallyQuixote 5 лет назад +56

      *Skyrim guards:* wait, I know you...
      *Oblivion guards: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM*

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 года назад +6

      So much for Nord justice...

    • @smithwimm1575
      @smithwimm1575 4 года назад +2

      HAAAIIIII YAAII FORRRCESSS

    • @patrickw.4422
      @patrickw.4422 3 года назад +1

      Both are a bunch of morons

    • @heberollin2065
      @heberollin2065 3 года назад +7

      I mean give the skyrim guards some credit, I had a solitude guard chase me to riften

  • @marrine3558
    @marrine3558 7 лет назад +1084

    Speak, citizen.
    ...
    Stop talking...

    • @Katarinarabbit
      @Katarinarabbit 6 лет назад +30

      THEN YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

    • @Azoonaloc13
      @Azoonaloc13 6 лет назад +16

      pretty much sums up any interaction with a door salesman

  • @naenae2068
    @naenae2068 2 года назад +22

    Skyrim Guards: Only follow as far as the hold goes.
    Oblivion Guards: WILL LITERALLY FOLLOW YOU TO OBLIVION AND BACK. (happened to me once)

  • @GabbyPlaysGames02
    @GabbyPlaysGames02 3 года назад +23

    The worst is when you’re just robbing a house and everything’s all quiet and all of a sudden the camera zooms in on a guard’s face and they scream at the top of their lungs “STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM” I definitely credit Oblivion’s zooming in on characters as the reason I’ll probably die at 40 from heart disease

  • @COLEBROOKSTONE.
    @COLEBROOKSTONE. 5 лет назад +321

    *Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.*

    • @CrowTR0bot
      @CrowTR0bot 5 лет назад +27

      GO! You have upheld the law. Get a refund from the court or commute your sentence. Your legally purchased goods will be given to you.

    • @widelion7913
      @widelion7913 5 лет назад +15

      *resists arrest*

    • @bobmerpy690
      @bobmerpy690 5 лет назад +15

      *resists upholding*

    • @lvlupent.7334
      @lvlupent.7334 5 лет назад +10

      *Goes to jail*

    • @harrypyne9657
      @harrypyne9657 5 лет назад +19

      Widelion *THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD*

  • @Ghunter43
    @Ghunter43 7 лет назад +51

    0:55 that fucking squeal, no one ever expects the sliding guard

  • @indictmntt
    @indictmntt 7 лет назад +83

    that first chase was intense af

  • @erblecde
    @erblecde 6 лет назад +86

    4:40
    W H A T D O W E H A V E H E R E ?

    • @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881
      @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 5 лет назад +6

      God himself is tired of your existence

    • @jesusfollowerswomenministries
      @jesusfollowerswomenministries 4 года назад +2

      @@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 God isn't tired of no one's existence. God loves us and wants us to be saved, if he didn't he wouldn't sent Jesus to save us, he's our only way to Heaven and to have salvation (Romans 5) you do have a choice just like anyone else, however still God tells all sinners to repent and that they are commanded over and over to “repent” and “believe” (Matthew 3:2; 4:17; Acts 3:19; 1 John 3:23). Jesus said in Luke 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. Every call to repent is a call to choose. The command to believe assumes that the hearer can choose to obey the command. Jesus wants to save people because he loves them, he doesn't want to see anyone perish. 2 Peter 3:9 (KJV) The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. I pray you'll find Jesus one day and be saved🙏🏼 God bless.

    • @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881
      @sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881 4 года назад +5

      @@jesusfollowerswomenministries It was a joke ya fundie

    • @YoshiDeNOFFICAL
      @YoshiDeNOFFICAL 3 года назад +1

      @@jesusfollowerswomenministries it’s a joke dude chill out

  • @imverystupid6907
    @imverystupid6907 7 лет назад +541

    the weirdest glitch I had was years ago on the ps3. I killed a guard and tried to resurrect him with that staff from the mages guild quest.then all the sudden he starts talking with those black eyes and said the stop! you violated the law line. I really pissed my pants then.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 7 лет назад +215

      For me the guard never stopped the rising animation and his limp body kept turning again and again slowly rising into the air speaking with now almost divine authority as he rose endlessly until eventually disappearing into the sky when i finally told him Fuck you (Resist Arrest) and I shit you not his body didn't fall like everything else in the game it fucking SLAMMED into the ground with spastic ragdolling into the floor with that thumping impact noise was just spammed as he ragdolled.
      ....I don't even remember what happened next but I think that's simply because what proceeded was so horrifying my mind had no choice but to repress the memory in some dark dank recess of my mind where it would no longer haunt me.. or everything after that was just so boring by comparison I couldn't be bothered xD

    • @imverystupid6907
      @imverystupid6907 7 лет назад +18

      PhyreI3ird aah the good old memories:) dont change bethdesda

    • @hylianexpected1171
      @hylianexpected1171 7 лет назад +7

      PhyreI3ird That comment made me chuckle for like a minute; that's too funny

    • @OvvovvO
      @OvvovvO 6 лет назад +1

      Nathan de keijzer omg why hasn't anyone talked about this I wanna try this but I don't wanna see his black ass eyes NOOO

    • @mjolnirmilitia569
      @mjolnirmilitia569 6 лет назад

      Nice vegvisir

  • @smincesmeat316
    @smincesmeat316 7 лет назад +46

    Being caught by an oblivion guard is a death sentence in itself

  • @Maxxon89
    @Maxxon89 7 лет назад +94

    When you can't kill a sleeping person in stealth mode with one hit - Oblivion.

  • @AstropilotStudios
    @AstropilotStudios 7 лет назад +68

    This shits better than COPS

  • @Leucodystrocon
    @Leucodystrocon 7 лет назад +364

    3:45 When you moved a brush and he's coming for you

    • @astrotortle8890
      @astrotortle8890 7 лет назад +4

      Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

    • @agreeable-youth
      @agreeable-youth 7 лет назад +4

      THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

  • @fakhri555
    @fakhri555 5 лет назад +41

    4:55
    *Resist jail*
    Gaurd : THEN PAY!
    Me : Ok here's the money.

  • @BarateonLP
    @BarateonLP 7 лет назад +29

    *teleports behind you* "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

  • @peternehemiah1606
    @peternehemiah1606 Год назад +5

    0:23 knowing you can't see them but you know they're chasing you is anxiety inducing enough

  • @slaysindutch1938
    @slaysindutch1938 Год назад +4

    3:23, he knew the whole time, he just wanted to give you hope then break it when you think you've won.

  • @NerevarOfficialReal
    @NerevarOfficialReal 7 лет назад +54

    I once broke into a someones house in the Imperial City, got in and out undetected, went to Bruma and by the city gates an Imperial City guards comes out of nowhere and arrests me.
    I love Oblivion.

  • @hyperelliptik
    @hyperelliptik 7 лет назад +271

    0:57 WHUHW

    • @PrivateSchemers1
      @PrivateSchemers1 6 лет назад +53

      the sound of imperial guard cock roughly inserted into treacherous little filcher mouth

    • @CROBlackDEvil
      @CROBlackDEvil 6 лет назад +3

      hahaha tha fucking sound

    • @ecfr-01
      @ecfr-01 5 лет назад +3

      *OOF*

    • @jooj2955
      @jooj2955 5 лет назад +2

      @@PrivateSchemers1 Lmao

  • @Eric-ce1iu
    @Eric-ce1iu 4 года назад +8

    Everyone gangsta until the oblivion guards come running

  • @Meibu1
    @Meibu1 4 года назад +26

    4:42 is my favorite guard quote. The way he says "Well now, what do we have here." Is such a great delievered line.

    • @seneca4134
      @seneca4134 11 месяцев назад

      I agree

    • @seneca4134
      @seneca4134 11 месяцев назад

      “No gold to pay your fine hmm?

  • @ahsanshah7626
    @ahsanshah7626 6 лет назад +16

    *"somebody come quickly we've got a burglar"*
    **walks away**

  • @rickydo6572
    @rickydo6572 6 лет назад +34

    04:40 the Guard Overlord has arrived.

  • @giavalenwood7649
    @giavalenwood7649 5 лет назад +16

    3:08 Keep absolutely still, their vision is based on movement.

  • @jacklonghearse9821
    @jacklonghearse9821 5 лет назад +64

    That moment when you realize nobody had beards in oblivion.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 года назад +33

      That's because we proud Imperials would never want to use that barbaric Nord fashion style. Where do you think this is? Skyrim?

    • @jurgenwind
      @jurgenwind 4 года назад +16

      sheogorath

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 3 года назад +5

      Because Sheogorath killed all bearded people.

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 3 года назад +1

      Must be the style of Cyrodiil

  • @wu1ming9shi
    @wu1ming9shi 7 лет назад +176

    atlast in skyrim you still have a chance to PICK UP the damn object before you get arrested lol. XD

    • @deltahalo241
      @deltahalo241 7 лет назад +137

      That sounds like Thief talk to me! Now off to Jail with you! Your stolen goods are now forfiet!

    • @Roxasora123
      @Roxasora123 7 лет назад +4

      wu1ming9shi this is why i prefer skyrim guards :D i dont understand why people prefer oblivion guards, getting arrested just because you pick up an object is just annoying. Yes i know it is fun and all but repeatedly annoying, i just want to tidy up the place because i accidentally knocked some item to the floor while walking, like that damn broom for example

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 7 лет назад

      yeah, been playing it again (with OOO and a leveling overhaul akin that of skyrim, you know, you do that stuff enough you raise a level etc.). Though it is 10X more difficult just on normal alone lol. Anyway i was in chorrol castle for that varla stone. I simply wnted to move it out of the way so that i could steal it later on again when the coast was clear, but nope! XD

    • @igetboredproductions
      @igetboredproductions 7 лет назад +46

      The thing that makes Oblivion guards more appealing isn't their reactions to crime, but their honorable personalities. They have such a welcoming protect and serve attitude. You'll find them patrolling the roads and they're quick to help you if danger pops up and they're near. Or you pass them in the city and they let you know to come to them if you need anything.
      Then you get Skyrim guards who are just dicks. Making snarky comments at you as you walk by. Not saying I hate Skyrim or anything either. I love both games for different reasons.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 7 лет назад +31

      yeah, the skyrim guys feel more like a quickly cobbled together farmer militia than actual soldiers that underwent a lot of training to belong to that army.

  • @danielrogers7378
    @danielrogers7378 7 лет назад +91

    1:19 that AI pathfinding though

  • @mylescasey825
    @mylescasey825 6 лет назад +18

    The moment you hear that chain mail rustling, you run for the hills xD

  • @johnnyg4mer764
    @johnnyg4mer764 4 года назад +22

    4:40
    "By the Nine Divines!"
    [Nineth Divine appears]
    *_And that's why religion's important, kids._*

  • @SCP-wj6dw
    @SCP-wj6dw 3 года назад +7

    2:17 “Then pay with your blood!” As the guard swings at nothing and then stands there

  • @CarlJohnson-mf4qd
    @CarlJohnson-mf4qd 4 года назад +4

    Oblivion could make a perfect horror game.

  • @julsie3195
    @julsie3195 4 года назад +5

    3:23 When he runs to hide behind that desk like it'll work lmao

  • @josefstalin8815
    @josefstalin8815 5 лет назад +10

    00:48 lol the sad face of the guard

  • @M0rihaus
    @M0rihaus 2 года назад +5

    3:22 the panic in that moment was almost tangible

  • @Bumbum_Inspector
    @Bumbum_Inspector 4 года назад +26

    The voice actor for the guards is a god damn hero.

  • @O.M-
    @O.M- 4 года назад +13

    1:27
    Even the walls know you are a criminal

  • @benrobinson940
    @benrobinson940 7 лет назад +121

    Ni ni in ni ni in ni ni in ni in ni

  • @camerontroscianiec5320
    @camerontroscianiec5320 4 года назад +5

    I can feel fear in those run patterns. You may not even realize it but you have fear of the guards past what you can imagine

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 7 лет назад +47

    STOP! You violated my mother.

  • @aester6149
    @aester6149 2 года назад +2

    Once I went to Bruma to meet the countess, instead I found an Imperial Guard sitting on the throne. Also it was 2 am. I got spooked af at first.

  • @thorin5591
    @thorin5591 4 года назад +5

    4:36 The god of all oblivion guards has come.

  • @wegaming9229
    @wegaming9229 6 лет назад +12

    I remember playing oblivion as a kid and running away from guards was my favourite thing

  • @bobswithcheese2142
    @bobswithcheese2142 5 лет назад +5

    3:30 Damn he just wanted to put the broom back to its place. 😂 Thats what happens when you try to be polite.

  • @sparklepawz1185
    @sparklepawz1185 5 лет назад +2

    If Dagon stole a fork then the oblivion crisis would never have happened since all the guards would invade his realm to arrest him.

  • @Ersatz229
    @Ersatz229 6 лет назад +34

    I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!

  • @brine_
    @brine_ 6 лет назад +67

    I'm just doing my job...

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan 7 лет назад +58

    Life is meaningless. This is our true salvation.

    • @StripedJacketKid
      @StripedJacketKid  7 лет назад +17

      do you think god stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what he's created?

  • @Proletrolliat
    @Proletrolliat 3 года назад +3

    4:42 the final boss of imperials

  • @matsh5633
    @matsh5633 5 лет назад +10

    2:08 is when I oficially started gasping from laughter.

  • @namekiz3199
    @namekiz3199 5 лет назад +5

    The music are so remarkable, gonna play oblivion again

  • @zorinaii446
    @zorinaii446 5 лет назад +3

    2:40 Oblivion Guard? More like Oblivious Guard! XD

  • @BenVanatoo
    @BenVanatoo Год назад +2

    4:50 "No gold to pay your fine, eh? ...THEN PAY!"

  • @Envy1359
    @Envy1359 4 года назад +2

    4:34 *teleports into you* Omae wa mou shindeiru.

  • @lolstillshane
    @lolstillshane 3 года назад +5

    I could feel your adrenaline rush from the first scene.

  • @iamnobody1734
    @iamnobody1734 5 лет назад +4

    In imp infested riuns, covering in fear in some corner as i have no health or mana left, (atronach sign)
    And suddenly i hear fight, all the imps are dead, and I hear th powerfull voice bellow:
    "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"

  • @nostalgicsparrow4169
    @nostalgicsparrow4169 2 года назад +2

    Oblivion Guards are OP, they sense a law breaker half way across the city

  • @ninjak4598
    @ninjak4598 5 лет назад +2

    Guard envelops your body
    "Well now, what do we have here?"

  • @stevenphillips1203
    @stevenphillips1203 5 лет назад +5

    what i would do to be able to erase my memory on oblivion and have a fresh start to the game....

  • @teeman9266
    @teeman9266 6 лет назад +22

    i...i kinda want this game now. Theres something charming and funny about how corny everything is

    • @wiz1904
      @wiz1904 4 года назад +1

      Any updates?

    • @ayo6494
      @ayo6494 3 года назад +1

      did you play it?

    • @PetrolShakyor
      @PetrolShakyor 3 года назад +7

      I don't know if he did, but I bought it myself for the first time few days ago. Great experience, this game seriously didn't aged that badly.

  • @mordec1016
    @mordec1016 5 лет назад +2

    I'm just here to say that Oblivion music is beautiful and takes me back to 2007. The feels

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 5 лет назад +2

    2:10 It's "leave your bow at home" day.