I love this scene... 2:40 Sat at your desk. An elderly man wonders in, he starts calling for help claiming he's being attacked. Guard rushes in for the arrest. You claim you did nothing wrong. Brandishes a bow & arrow, attempts to fire at you from 2 feet away across your desk. *Shakes violently and misses* *Accepts that he is a poor shot, equipts sword instead* *Misses swing* "You're pathetic!"
"What is it, citizen?" The guard says as him and his comrades unsheath their weapons to attack our protagonist. Guess it was a codeword instead of a question.
The imperial guard...the bastion of justice and brutal force over pushing objects off a table. Also lines so great every other species seems to borrow them as everyone keeps asking why I won't die!?
You'd think the guards at 9:04 would pull out their bows and start shooting at them from this point, but no, let's keeping running at the wall trying to arrest them instead.
I don't remember Tom shooting his owner repeatedly with a bow and arrow. Though he should've done it to that abusive asshole owner he had in some of the Gene Deitch cartoons.
"Knowing what you're buying and from whom is a talent bought only after years of practice. Know the specialties of certain regions and merchants before you even step foot in a shop. Recognize too the prejudices of the region. In Morrowind, where I hail from, for example, Argonians are viewed with a certain amount of suspicion. Don't be surprised or insulted if the shopkeepers follow you around the shop, assuming you're going to steal something. Similarly, Nords, Bretons, and Cyrodiils are sometimes treated coolly by merchants in the Summurset Isles. Of course, I don't know any shopkeepers anywhere, no matter their open-mindedness, who aren't alerted when a Khajiit or a Bosmer enters their shop. Even Khajiiti and Bosmeri shopkeepers." -Excerpt from "The Buying Game", by Ababael Timsar-Dadisun.
There is an bald NPC at the Fighter guild that follows you around and stops to stare at you whenever you get in his line of sight, no matter what you do, whenever you are going to steal something or not, or to just get a new quest or learn a skill. You close the door and he opens it. You stand beside the corner of the door and he gets in the room and walks until he spots you. The only way from him to get rid of this is to leave the guild.
Since that's Count Marius Caro of Leyawiin, I bet he learned it from his wife. She probably does the same thing all the time, but with Argonians. And then the guards arrest them, and they get sent to her secret torture chamber afterwards.
![[TES IV: Oblivion] Imperial Guard quotes](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/F5CQR4bphGc/mqdefault.jpg)
2:26
- A moment of your time please...
It's all over lawbreaker!
Oblivion guards could be great actors.
"I'm Chris Hansen, from Dateline NBC."
That’s timing right there, or it’s just a game glitch
England rn
I love this scene... 2:40
Sat at your desk.
An elderly man wonders in, he starts calling for help claiming he's being attacked.
Guard rushes in for the arrest.
You claim you did nothing wrong.
Brandishes a bow & arrow, attempts to fire at you from 2 feet away across your desk.
*Shakes violently and misses*
*Accepts that he is a poor shot, equipts sword instead*
*Misses swing*
"You're pathetic!"
5:11 Tries to place an apple, props explode off the table.
Guard appears to arrest you for breaking the laws of physics.
He’s such a hypocrite, he broke the laws of physics too
Angry birds
It's more like he appears after removing his chameleon effect, HE was waiting
2:55 "my aim is shit better swap to my sword"
I wish that every police officer would become an imperial guard
No please
Ok but they have to be like this 4:24
Nik_Ibeash only like this 2:44
In the imperial city your life can be worth as little as a 10 gold fine.
Hi
2:19 "I don't think s-" *WHAM!* LMAO
5:10 - you are under arrest for breaking the law! OF PHYSICS!!
When you find sodium chloride:
*By the nine divines! A salt! A salt!*
Has found sodium chloride, can confirm.
Bruh you had me crying with this one
2:44 Did this guy straight up accused you for assault, without even touching him?.
Guard was also confused, so he freaked out when our poor Khajiit refused to pay the fine.
WTH!? I didn’t think that the guards would be that kind of S T U P I D I T Y!!😂
Pretty much like Karens irl
The way guard was shaking when trying to attack someone who doesn't even bother to defend himself physically but refuses to pay for what he didn't do.
BY THE NINE DIVINE-
Yes, you. we need to talk.
4:35 the face of the void, the origin of all imperial guards.
7:37 "Countess help me!"
7:39 "NO"
YES. YOU. WE NEED TO TALK.
YES, YOU. WE NEED TO TAUUUUK!
"What is it, citizen?" The guard says as him and his comrades unsheath their weapons to attack our protagonist. Guess it was a codeword instead of a question.
That quick turn around killed me.
1:33 *gets shoted by an arrow*
-wHaTs GoInG oN?
K N O W L E D G E
Knowledge
Let's see if we ca-
Shadow hide you.
What is it, citizen?
Is a deadly friend
I smoke 'cause it gives me K N O W L E D G E.
Ah, only the finest of premier entertainment in my RUclips recommendations, I see.
I wholeheartedly agree
06:10
- How goes it?
- Good to see you again!
🌸
The imperial guard...the bastion of justice and brutal force over pushing objects off a table. Also lines so great every other species seems to borrow them as everyone keeps asking why I won't die!?
0:13 "What is it, citizen?"
[Instant regret]
That moment when you ask countess to protect you from the guards but then she draws her sword and speak like one of 'em...
0:13 the way that they turned around at the speed of light made me cackle😂
*WAT EN BLAZES! YEW AIN'T WUN OV ME CREW*
0:53 oh my gosh. My chest hurts from laughing too hard.
Easily of my favorite ES blooper moments. Too good!
6:32 "Why won't you die?!" That's what I was wondering too.
2:26 best part lol
2:56 Those dance moves though :)
2:40 Master Windu.. I must say you're here sooner than expected...
Lol.
4:20 Little too close there buddy.. xD
7:14 Even the DOORS in this game have the mental capacity of a fried lemon :P
A Moment of your time if you please. IT'S ALL OVER LAWBREAKER.
Rofl 😂😂
What is it, citizen?
*_[Leaves like a madlad]_*
4:21
If you want to avoid the guards, you have to get inside their heads.
2:27 level 100 charisma
BY THE NINE DIVINES Yes you we need to talk
I love this series. Must be hard still being wanted by the guards since 2017
This games ai, pathfinding and dialogue is no lie the best and most revolutionary I’ve seen..
For the time.
You'd think the guards at 9:04 would pull out their bows and start shooting at them from this point, but no, let's keeping running at the wall trying to arrest them instead.
They MUST tell you that you have violated the law before they're allowed to attack you. That's how dedicated they are.
They will always try to arrest you first, no exceptions. It's not until you resist arrest that they start attacking you.
"HELP HELP, IM BEING ATTACKED"
By the gods there's a psychopath on the loose!
By the Nine Divines *ASSAULT, ASSAULT*
Help murder
😲 What's going on?
7:59 The most annoying person in the world
Word
Oh my gosh, 0:53 was just way too funny lol.
That quickass turn at the beginning is just gold
Wow! You continued to do Oblivion videos. Thank you!!!
2:08 woah perfect timing
2:57 - That guard was obviously using a controller.
My favorite thing is them talking in unison
Right in the beginning.
What is it citize---ssto-- *exits immediately* LMFAOO
5:25 snow white needed this protection lol
Guard: *Trying to kill player*
Player: *Across from table*
4:20 get a girl who looks at you like this
😂😂😂
mans just sitting on a chair and still gets harassed by guards
We want "Oblivion Guards 5"
I'd love to see Oblivion characters ported over to mount and blade.
"I don't think so-"
When they all say the same thing at the same time, it sounds like a TV display at Target
What is it citizen? *unsheathes sword with lawful intent*
Peak Oblivion is walking through a door and suckerpunching a man into a coma as he says “I don’t think so”
8:29 Mega Ultra STOPRIGHTTHERE moment
2:10 I know I ain't the only one who agrees this is one of the best lines in video game history
It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I'll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours -- Pay your fine. or I haul you away!
As a guy with autism, this makes perfect sense. 10/10 for realistic behaviour
Yes, such behaviour by non-autistic people is very realistic.
Remorseless Killers, yet shining paragons of justice.
Those dialogs are their strongest weapon
I need to play this game again ❤️
Also: OBLIVION GUARDS 4 HAS ARRIVED
0:58 was funny as fuck lmao
You actually did it after i commented on every video ever.
Well, you know the drill.
*Oblivion Guards 5 when.*
Yes you, we need to talk.
Some say Glarthir is still trying to talk to you.
4:24 When Hunson Abadeer from Adventure Time tries to arrest you.
Why is it that I just discovered your Video now? Glad you are back tho your npc videos are the best :D
What in blazes!
WE NEED TO TALK
Oblivion has comedic timing programmed in. There's no other explanation.
yEs yOu, wE nEeD tO TaLk.
Oblivion guards are SCARY
10:17 but I've almost started to believe I need to talk with this man..
This music is honey to my soul
By the 9 divines, ass salt, ASS SALT!
1:25 That’s why Oblivion has a yield button.
2:44 Russia in a nutshell.
@@RH-ry8ve Yeah just by being straight that happens
Не понял юмора :)
@@lukeatmey8172 Как-то так возбуждаются уголовные дела в РФ.
I am really REALLY scared of the Oblivion camera.
2:46
Every Karen, abusing their power
By the nine divines!
Yes
YOU
W.E N.E.E.D T.O T.A.L.K !
5:10 - лучший момент.
How did I get this Lamborghini?
0:00
that was my first thought lol
Yes! You, we need to talk.
5:13～5:32
I don't know why but, This scene reminds me encounter with uruks from Shadow of War
Our god is back
What’s the matter? Getting tired? He has so many good lines that are so nostalgic. We need him as follower in skyrim
He already is a follower in skyrim
yes you, we need to talk
I was waiting for this since I last played 3 hours ago
YES YOU! WE NEED TO TALK!
The poison Apple killed me Rip XD
1:35 Tom & Jerry in a nutshell
I don't remember Tom shooting his owner repeatedly with a bow and arrow. Though he should've done it to that abusive asshole owner he had in some of the Gene Deitch cartoons.
@@Bauglir100 I didn't mean that specifically, it just the way they chased really reminds me of the cartoon
4:20 Baraka makes a guest appearance.
0:56 I hate when some NPC's does that. It makes me feel uncomfortable. They are like stalkers.
"Knowing what you're buying and from whom is a talent bought only after years of practice. Know the specialties of certain regions and merchants before you even step foot in a shop. Recognize too the prejudices of the region. In Morrowind, where I hail from, for example, Argonians are viewed with a certain amount of suspicion.
Don't be surprised or insulted if the shopkeepers follow you around the shop, assuming you're going to steal something. Similarly, Nords, Bretons, and Cyrodiils are sometimes treated coolly by merchants in the Summurset Isles. Of course, I don't know any shopkeepers anywhere, no matter their open-mindedness, who aren't alerted when a Khajiit or a Bosmer enters their shop. Even Khajiiti and Bosmeri shopkeepers."
-Excerpt from "The Buying Game", by Ababael Timsar-Dadisun.
There is an bald NPC at the Fighter guild that follows you around and stops to stare at you whenever you get in his line of sight, no matter what you do, whenever you are going to steal something or not, or to just get a new quest or learn a skill. You close the door and he opens it. You stand beside the corner of the door and he gets in the room and walks until he spots you.
The only way from him to get rid of this is to leave the guild.
Its all over, RUclipsr! Your spree of uploading Oblivion-Videos is at an end. Pay this Comment a like or Pay with your Blood! *Dramatic Music*
2:44 Karens in a nutshell
Since that's Count Marius Caro of Leyawiin, I bet he learned it from his wife. She probably does the same thing all the time, but with Argonians. And then the guards arrest them, and they get sent to her secret torture chamber afterwards.
Yes , We definitely need to talk