My*(I’m correcting you while this shit is fucking happening in the replies but I’ll not acknowledge it because it’s *FUCKING* weird) actually we’re correct it’s plausible either way
what's supposed to happen is that he's nearly killed in the middle of the rap and asks for help from someone nearby, and it's the adoring fan and this guard also happens to be the grand champion and uhhh... things happen
LYRICS: [ *Guard* ] Stop! You've violated the law! It's been too long since I've seen a good brawl! I'm just warming up, you pathetic worm! HURRR! REMEMBER THE EMPEROR! You dare attack me? I'm warning you! Show me what you've got! That the best you can do? Can't you settle this peacefully? You elves are all the same, All flash, no fury! Guards! GUARDS! Someone's being attacked! HEY! Are you some kinda...maniac? This is the part WHERE YOU BLEED TO DEATH! It's over lawbreaker! You're under arrest! You'll make a fine pair of boots! By the gods! There's a psychopath on the loose! I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you! You dare oppose the might of- HMM *********** [ *Guard* ] Help! You there! Stop! Help! Come to me! [Adoring Fan] Wow! You're the grand champion! I saw your fight! You're the best! Can I follow you around? Yes! Can I carry your weapon? Can I shine your boots? Golly, you're the best! Let's go! Hm? Oh, well, I guess I can do that. I won't get in the way! Whatever you say! I'm going to f*** you and **** you and worship your **** for days! [ *Guard* and Adoring fan] Oomf! *Stop!* Ahh! *Stop!* Ahh... *Stop!* I'm cumming! *NO!* OOoOOoOOOooooo *Damn you!* Oh, Thank you! You're just too kind! *Hmph!* No more needed for me! *That's too bad...* Oh! anything to pleasure you! *Hey, come on now! There's no need to-* *Haa! Huhn! Oof! HURREHureH* Everybody's happy...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *What did I ever do to you?!* You're the grand champion! *You're PATHETIC!* Aw, gee... You sure? *You filthy n-* Okay...well I'll be hanging around the arena grounds if you need someone to worship your c***. Bye!
I want an extended version of the guard rapping Edit: i want you to make it because at least i know you wouldn't make a shitty audio cut to keep the song going.
I feel like that needs an explanation. I made that version and it was originally posted on nirnposting on Facebook, and in fact it was the first version of this song. It got a shit ton of views and became my most successful meme and there were hundreds of comments asking for an extended version so eventually i made this. The "cut" version is just the original, but yes it was stolen. Credit where credit is due, they have linked this version in the description.
Well not if they have something to say bout it new lyrics somewere in the song Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Were gonna kill some tiktok furrys Cuz it feels so empty without dova
Lyrics (for memorization cuz why not eh): *S T O P !* You’ve violated the law It’s been too long since I’ve seen a good brawl I’m just warming up you pathetic worm *E R R R R R R G H H H* REMEMBER THE EMPEROR You dare attack me? I’m warning you Show me what you got That the best you can do??/?//?????/ Can’t you settle this peacefully? You elves are all the same: all flesh no fury GUARDS G U A R D S SOMEONE’S BEING ATTACKED *h E y* Are you some kind of maniac? This is the part where you *bleed* to death It’s over law breaker, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST You’ll make a fine pair of boots... By the god there’s a psychopath on the loose! I’ve fought mud crabs more fiercer than you You dare oppose the might o- *H M M M P P H H F F F F* (Help!) (You there, s t o p!) (HELP) (Come to me....) Wow- *You’re the grand champion!* I saw your fight! You’re the best! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍 Can I follow you around? 🥺👉👈 Y e s ! Can I carry your weapon? Can I shine your boots? *Golly, you’re the best.* Lets go! Hmm? Oh, well I guess I can do that. I wont get in the way... Whatever you say... Im going to fuck you, and fuck you, and worship your cock for days! 😘😘😘🥰🥰😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😍 **O O M F** *STOP* *aaaaahh...* *S T O P* *aaaaAAAAhhh...* **S T O P** Im cumming!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooooooOOOoooOo? DAMN YOU Oh thank you! You’re just too kind... *hmpf* No more needed for me *Thats too bad...* 😟😟😟😕🙁☹️😖😖😖😤🥵🥵 OH anything to pleasure you... 😉😉😉 Hey, cmon now. 😏 Theres no need to- *HAAA* *H U H N* **O O F** *H U R G R H R E R E RH H G R R* Everybody’s happy. What did I ever do to you? You’re the grand champion! 😙😙😙😙🤪🤩🤩🤩🤩 ..... ..... You’re pathetic.. Oh, gee. You sure? YOU FILTHY- Ok, well I’ll be hanging around the arena grounds if you need someone to worship your cock Bye!!! *what am i doing with my life*
STOP! You've violated the law! It's been too long since I've seen a good brawl I'm just warming up, YOU PATHETIC WORM! Hrrgh! REMEMBER THE EMPEROR! You dare attack me? I'm warning you! Show me what you've got. That the best you can do? Can't you settle this peacefully? You elves are all the same. All flesh, no fury Guards! Guards! Someone's being attacked! Hey! Are you some kind of maniac? This is the part where you BLEED TO DEATH! It's over lawbreaker. You're under arrest! You'll make a fine pair of boots! By the Gods, there's a psychopath on the loose I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you You dare oppose the might of- hmm!
I'm so confused The names inspired by a completely different song, but the beat and flow is based on a different song and then, then........ I don't know but this still slaps
0% Naked Girls
0% Drugs
0% thalmor justiciars
*100% IMPERIAL LAW*
50% Imperial Law
50% Imperial Love
100% man love.☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
Emperor Magnus Septim ll They has us in the second half
*"IM COMMING"*
*"NO"*
Stop you violated the Law
1st Half: Stop! You violated the Law!
2nd Half: Stop! You violated me raw!
Lit homie
@@fax3s same
Dont mess up the likes please
My*(I’m correcting you while this shit is fucking happening in the replies but I’ll not acknowledge it because it’s *FUCKING* weird) actually we’re correct it’s plausible either way
not my proudest fap
*How to Approach Someone Formally*
❌ hi, how are you
✅ You'll make a fine pair of boots.
Liset07 Aj STOP! You violated the law!
it's been too long since i've seen a good brawl
@@Event._Horizons I prefer melee
Ises The One I’m just warming up, YOU PATHETIC WORM!
@@scyobiempire4450
gRrR *REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!!*
First half: "I gotta share this with everyone!"
Second half: "No one can ever know I've seen this."
I sent this to the gc (17 people) without watching the second half
@@lightswitch8543 F
Coward.
@@lightswitch8543 what was the reaction don’t be shy
🤣🤣🤣👌
*How to greet a lawbreaker:*
❌ You're under arrest.
✔ STOP! You violated the law.
You stole and changed it from *Leny games*
You stole and changed that from *Leny games, and friends!*
But tell me this? Would I make a fine pair of boots?
@@SuperPope69 By the gods,Theres a psychopath on the loose
Stop! You fucked the law!
1st Half: Straight outta Cyrodiil
2nd Half: Straight outta The Closet
🤣🤣🤣🤣 amazing
@@rootdoesstuff7882 Thank you sir!
420th like fellas, coming through.
XD OMG YOU RIGHT
Cleans out closet, finds himself
This went from "spittin straight bars" to "literally gay porn"
He went HUMRHU.. GRMMGHUUMMMM
you mean art to another form of art?
@@Grapplehook_Lemon bootiful art ma'am XD
Where
Oh there
1st half: Dropping pure bars
2nd half: Dropping the soap behind bars
Omg lol
you win.
1.3K like
@@Speed-TV same-
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE !!!
German science IS THE GREATEST
"Straight Outta Cyrodiil"
There is nothing Straight about this video
Absolutely nothing straight. The second half is gay
theresa statuti good
Straight out of the closet
*Gay* Outta cyrodiil
@Guacamole Nigga Penis I'm one of those girls who calls herself a girl
The voice actor should be proud, this is his legacy.
Nah, this won't ever outshine his role as Sheogorath, but thx
Max Himbigger 🤨
Yeah
@@MaxHimbigger
The person who voiced the guards voiced sheo?
@@notalaeyt784 he voiced a LOT of characters in oblivion
This is the true theme to Oblivion.
Slim N'wah
Explain this atheists
apparently the guard doesnt like anal
Praise the Nine!
@Dagoth Ur the sixth house has risen
Alright, you win. God exists
@Ein Sachse what a pure intoxicating innocence
This is highly underrated
make that a 1000th like (for no reason)
:^)
@@ElliotGien I know. I heard it on there but forgot the name and I've been looking for this for forever
Criminally so
i keep seeing people from the bali community on here
50 Blades of Grey it really is 😂
There's no excuse to not watch this annually
you've misspelled daily
I feel like I wasted the new year's countdown by not synching it up to this
Daily*
*Every minute
@@thomasalvarez6456 every 2 minutes and 17 seconds
...why are the comments saying stuff about gay porn...?
Edit: Oh.
Hello I’m WatchMojo and today we will be revealing the people who spoke to soo-
Oh my god-
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
I just had the same thing happen to me when I just read this
@@gameplayer93003 lol
1st half : *straight vibing*
2nd half : *just vibing*
wiggly vibing
@@geeway5923 z i g z a g
Haha gay joke
@@unofficialxenocrates8471 I had quite the chuckle
My little Desert Eagle 🦅
I fear no man but that thing
*Second half of the video*
It scares me
I want to like this but it’s like count makes me unable too
Agreed
@@synthtoaster it was probably at 420, who wants to ruin that count?? Seems 4 people do, they violated the law.
Sinth Toaster o
O?
will the real dragonborn please stand up
dad
Cyranek *legend*
No its hero of kvatch
Wrong game.
@@big_slurp4603 Generic Insult
*First half:* Actual *FIRE*
Second half: What even is this?
Your F.B.I Agent
Good to see America has sense with their agents
@@yazidefirenze Its... our job
Help there are indian dudes sending me dickpicks on instagram, lol wtf are you doing being a main comment.
*_B U T T S E X_*
Not a man of culture I see
Act 1: Banger
Act 2: Banging
Underrated :D
Oh... I was actually digging the song portion too.
btw idk if u know but thats without me by eminem
Hahah same
Then the adoring fan raped him
same
guys guess what? I finished the song, there’s a second portion, gay porn free on my channel
I was feeling it until about 1:07. And then it was like I got slapped across the face.
Slapped in the face with what? :^)
@@scotts7741 a sausage
Fr
@@scotts7741 Weenie
With his peen
I have to admit, they had us in the first half
Feeling peachy | Dude. It’s a pretty obvious joke. Chill
@@dzo653 NO
HE'S VIOLATED THE LAW
Feeling peachy he can steal your ‘meme’ because you like gacha.
gacha is *sinful*
1st Half: Imperial Rap
2nd Half: Imperial Rape
Basically
Oh Jesus
😨🫡
*Makes A Parody That Abides Fair Use*
RUclips: *STOP!*
I mean i don't even monetize my videos in the first place so it's no big deal
@@MaxHimbigger
Ah cool cool
You violated the law
@@pqbdwmnu
Your stolen content is now forfeit!
@@pqbdwmnu It's been a long time since I've seen a good ban!
First half: Straight Outta Cyrodiil
Second half: Gay Outta Cyrodiil
Gay outta the closet
Bent halfa cyrodiil
The straight is no longer in Cyrodiil because I'm in the Shivering Isles
Get out of Skyrim
Gimme some chicken
The second half is 'Stop, you violated me!'
Damn I'm tempted to pin this instead
@@MaxHimbigger please pin it lmfao
Don't this comment was stolen from Kokroughtoss
@@beluga9282 this was the original
@@MaxHimbigger do it
summary of this video:
10% pain
20% pain
15% concentrated power of pain
5% pleasure
50% pain
100% chance to remember the pain
0% math
@@monsterberger7728 r/wosh
@@someoneontheinternet7027 I was making a joke
@@monsterberger7728 same (woooosh misspelling was intended)
@@someoneontheinternet7027 fuk
This turned Mans1ay3r really fast.
"I like your ass" "You're lying Morgan!"
@@lachlangawthrop6625 "Let's get to bashing butts as well as Deez nuts"
Cant a man have a little butt piracy?
"I'm not a dragons bitch like you."
"hamburger or hambooty"
what's supposed to happen is that he's nearly killed in the middle of the rap and asks for help from someone nearby, and it's the adoring fan and this guard also happens to be the grand champion and uhhh... things happen
Max Himbigger I love this song
Yeeeehhhhhhh very much so
*fear*
What's the original movie, or show
Omg yaaass i love it!!!!!
I love that this turned into gamer poop half way through
We need a new Oblivion GPoop
Seymour Buttz Hello Clone Brother.
Gaymer
So I'm at 0:58, and this looks like a really great song, I'm gonna send this to all of my family
By Talos this can't be happening!
It happened
Oh no
"You'll make a fine pair of boots. Guard's there a psychopath on the loose" so is he the psychopath cause he wants to make people into boots?
Honestly I have no idea, it just rhymed.
Tbf he says "by the gods there's a psychopath" not "guards there's a psychopath"
But maybe he's got split personalities
@SyZyGy Exactly this, rappers hype themselves like this all the time, it's like a mock conversation and they're doing both halves
I think I'm that pycho as soon as I scrolled this played
Βασιλεύς FBI OPEN U- ALTMERI DOMINION, SURRENDER YOURSE-... wait no I hate high elves.. HOLD GUARDS, FORK OVER YOUR SWEET ROLLS
LYRICS:
[ *Guard* ]
Stop! You've violated the law!
It's been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
I'm just warming up, you pathetic worm!
HURRR! REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!
You dare attack me?
I'm warning you!
Show me what you've got!
That the best you can do?
Can't you settle this peacefully?
You elves are all the same,
All flash, no fury!
Guards! GUARDS!
Someone's being attacked!
HEY! Are you some kinda...maniac?
This is the part WHERE YOU BLEED TO DEATH!
It's over lawbreaker!
You're under arrest!
You'll make a fine pair of boots!
By the gods!
There's a psychopath on the loose!
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
You dare oppose the might of-
HMM
***********
[ *Guard* ]
Help! You there! Stop!
Help! Come to me!
[Adoring Fan]
Wow!
You're the grand champion!
I saw your fight!
You're the best!
Can I follow you around?
Yes!
Can I carry your weapon?
Can I shine your boots?
Golly, you're the best!
Let's go! Hm?
Oh, well, I guess I can do that.
I won't get in the way!
Whatever you say!
I'm going to f*** you
and **** you
and worship your **** for days!
[ *Guard* and Adoring fan]
Oomf! *Stop!* Ahh! *Stop!* Ahh... *Stop!*
I'm cumming! *NO!*
OOoOOoOOOooooo
*Damn you!*
Oh, Thank you! You're just too kind!
*Hmph!*
No more needed for me!
*That's too bad...*
Oh! anything to pleasure you!
*Hey, come on now! There's no need to-*
*Haa! Huhn! Oof! HURREHureH*
Everybody's happy...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*What did I ever do to you?!*
You're the grand champion!
*You're PATHETIC!*
Aw, gee... You sure?
*You filthy n-*
Okay...well I'll be hanging around
the arena grounds if you need someone
to worship your c***.
Bye!
It's flex not flesh
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Put flex not flesh
*"You filthy N-"*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Can't we settle this peacefully?"
*not even ten seconds later:*
"This is the part where you bleed to death."
You'll make a fine pair of boots
LOGIK
Just like the game lol
1:29 just how the saxophone guys just like "Wait this isnt in the script, wait OH SHIT! RAAPE"
Nobody:
Adoring fan: _”Well this looks like a job for me”_
'Cause we need a little controversy
Muskett 23 I said, this looks like a job for me,
DevilishWeb3692 cause we need a lil controversy
@@katty_7118 YOU MESSED UP REEEEEEEEE
@DevilishWeb3692 I’m in this world only to be a mistake
I would pay for a whole song without the sexual assault
Giovanni Potage Wrong, that is the best part
@@DoctaChimp People like you terrify me, GIOVANNI POTAGE.
Giovanni Potage aight
I would pay for the whole song without the song
same
This is on Todd Howards playlist while he working
@JC Denton Or both
As well as “it just works”
This and 'Little Lies'
This wil be a song you can request from bards in elder scrolls 6
Rappers that eminem was afraid to diss
Interesting,since the background music is from an Eminem song (without me)
@@acepilotsmall9429 yeah lmao
@@acepilotsmall9429 /whoosh :D
Rappers Eminem was too shy to kiss
@@acepilotsmall9429 No shoot, I think most people who watched this video already knew this
damn why’d you switch this up to a gay sex scene, me and my mom was really vibing
You and your mom stopped after the first part? The second part is the fun part!
@@fourscarlet7581 r/cursedcomments..
@@StevenCalligaro not cursed enough
What, you don't like your dad?
So you can vibe together in a new way.
I was listening to this without headphones on and my sister says "that next part's really weird, I'm warning you"
I soon found out what she meant
Let's hope that is how far that went.
U don't want it to spill into your life .
love your pfp franziska is bae
@@mortified.rooster she is tho 😳
Your sister is kinda based for knowing about this
@@bevvvy1374 she's a bruh girl
It’s all fun and games till the adoring fan starts walking
Not even gonna lie, I would pay good money for both full versions of the first and second parts.
Cute things my crush calls me:
*YOU PATHETIC WORM*
Edit: I’m back to this comment a few months later and I see this
Wtf stop liking my comment 😡
Hey, Mina!
Bro who’s your crush?? Spill the tea sister
@@copycatmoon I think it's Joe.
Skooma addict nah dude it can’t be joe he moved to etabaga
I guess you're into BDSM then?
I'm just drawing and listening, and I get wacked with some kind of weird mashed togeather porno wtf
Muahahahahahaha
Yeah, I think there might be a reason why lmao
Ikr
Me during First half: "Gee, thanks recommended, this is pretty funny"
Me at the end: "Gee... thanks recommended..."
it's because youtube knows your sexuality
I'll be taking over the second half of this comment.
This is what todd Howard didn't want you to find
The dialogue at the end sounds more natural than the actual dialogue between NPCs in the game.
If this doesn't play at my funeral I'm not going.
To tell us all you were gay
@@mrx4022 2nd part of the song
Dont u mean... u aren't *coming* 😎.
With the gay part in
💀
I want an extended version of the guard rapping
Edit: i want you to make it because at least i know you wouldn't make a shitty audio cut to keep the song going.
Same
Same
Same
Excuse me its smæ
Same
At first it was an actually good mix, then it turned into something I'd hear only from a mans1ay3r video.
They had us in the second half, not gonna lie
STOP
it. Get some help.
Have a McDonald’s hamburger
*They had us in the first half not gonna lie*
Whit an extra dip.
STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
You got me lol
Me in first half: *straight vibing*
Me in second half: This is a marriage on the rocks :/
@Madelyn Kyle ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ nice ;)
First half: Straight Outta Cyrodiil
Second half: Straight Outta Brokeback Mountain
I hate how someone made a cut version and stole your views bro
I feel like that needs an explanation.
I made that version and it was originally posted on nirnposting on Facebook, and in fact it was the first version of this song. It got a shit ton of views and became my most successful meme and there were hundreds of comments asking for an extended version so eventually i made this. The "cut" version is just the original, but yes it was stolen. Credit where credit is due, they have linked this version in the description.
True dat true dat btw good job with the song bro
@the guy with common sense that's the point, dumbass
@the guy with common sense
Want a cookie, Einstein?
@the guy with common sense sorry the guy didnt account for your delicate sensibilities while making the song
Me: *"Plays minecraft for 23.2 hours"*
Parent *"Stop! You've violated the law"*
Rookie numbers!
@@oedipusrex353 you beat me to it by like a month whoa
Don’t stop only .8 hours left until you ascend.
Don’t stop only .8 hours left until you ascend.
I'd like a version where the fan doesn't mess with the guard because I'm interested in how far the guard can go for.
John Burrough same
Damn straight
indeed, axe the fan playing with some fanny
@@MLundy98 nothing straight about it brother
@@hydreigonchungus I mean he got straight to the point
“Ive fought mud-crabs more fiercer than you” -one of the bars of all time
The sad part is? Most of those kids won’t even be able to appreciate the fine art since they will of definitely not of played this game....
Exactly.
Philosophal Otaku Or know the original song
We know what oblivion is doesn’t mean every kid has played it but hey elder scrolls is cool
Oblivion is great
Yeah every time I play this some one is like that's from tic tok
stop right there
you violated the law
it is illegal to make something this good
Stop!
Make sure you’re not using cellular data
unlimited hahahahaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHWUAUAUAUWUWUWUBEEJEHHOHGODIMEUEHEHEHRHRFFJWJHELPJEHEJDHAHITHURTS
Logan Harris it hurts I saw it
All hail our God and Savior Shrek for remembering me about the data!
Thanks shrek
I’m sorry is this some sort of peasant joke I’m too rich to understand
This sounds like it comes straight outta Gamer Poop.
TikTok:hippity hoppity this song is my property.
Well not if they have something to say bout it new lyrics somewere in the song
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Were gonna kill some tiktok furrys
Cuz it feels so empty without dova
@@joe8659 Drew called, he needs picked up from practice.
@@matthewmoran3851 yes
This isn't funny
@@revvrb958 what is not funny?
"Everybody's happy"
@Big O *Totally not in agreement*
I got an amber alert around the more questionable part of this guard remix
Nicholas Cranford indeed lol
I see Twitter and think "the internet was a mistake"
I see this "things aren't all bad I guess"
Did you not watch the second part?
@@m1a1abrams43 The 2nd part was great! What's your point?
Guard: "By the Gods! there's a psychopath on the loose."
Also Guard: "You'll make a fine pair of boots!"
When he calls you a
*PATHETHIC WORM*
💖😍😍🥰😘😘🍑❤️❤️
Lyrics (for memorization cuz why not eh):
*S T O P !* You’ve violated the law
It’s been too long since I’ve seen a good brawl
I’m just warming up you pathetic worm
*E R R R R R R G H H H*
REMEMBER THE EMPEROR
You dare attack me?
I’m warning you
Show me what you got
That the best you can do??/?//?????/
Can’t you settle this peacefully?
You elves are all the same: all flesh no fury
GUARDS G U A R D S
SOMEONE’S BEING ATTACKED
*h E y*
Are you some kind of maniac?
This is the part where you *bleed* to death
It’s over law breaker, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST
You’ll make a fine pair of boots...
By the god there’s a psychopath on the loose!
I’ve fought mud crabs more fiercer than you
You dare oppose the might o-
*H M M M P P H H F F F F*
(Help!)
(You there, s t o p!)
(HELP)
(Come to me....)
Wow-
*You’re the grand champion!*
I saw your fight!
You’re the best! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍
Can I follow you around? 🥺👉👈
Y e s !
Can I carry your weapon?
Can I shine your boots?
*Golly, you’re the best.*
Lets go!
Hmm? Oh, well I guess I can do that.
I wont get in the way...
Whatever you say...
Im going to fuck you, and fuck you, and worship your cock for days! 😘😘😘🥰🥰😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😍
**O O M F**
*STOP*
*aaaaahh...*
*S T O P*
*aaaaAAAAhhh...*
**S T O P**
Im cumming!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ooooooOOOoooOo?
DAMN YOU
Oh thank you!
You’re just too kind...
*hmpf*
No more needed for me
*Thats too bad...* 😟😟😟😕🙁☹️😖😖😖😤🥵🥵
OH
anything to pleasure you... 😉😉😉
Hey, cmon now. 😏
Theres no need to-
*HAAA*
*H U H N*
**O O F**
*H U R G R H R E R E RH H G R R*
Everybody’s happy.
What did I ever do to you?
You’re the grand champion! 😙😙😙😙🤪🤩🤩🤩🤩
.....
.....
You’re pathetic..
Oh, gee. You sure?
YOU FILTHY-
Ok, well I’ll be hanging around the arena grounds if you need someone to worship your cock
Bye!!!
*what am i doing with my life*
@Tiffany TEN HAAF lets just say im asking god for forgiveness
The emoji’s in this makes it less like the lyrics and more like someone’s uncle
The end with the guard bratting really makes me think this was planned
You are a god.
i forgot i made this comment
Every time I hear this, I am reminded how absolutey _psychotic_ the guards in Oblivion were. I love it.
This honestly would have gone on my music playlist if it wasn't for the Adoring Fan part
Could anybody tell me the fine for necrophilia?
Is it the first offense?
Is it your first offense?
Let's assume... no.
@@dillonjohnson9410 you seem seriously concerned if this IS his first offense lmao
it'll cost you an arm and a leg... lucky you probably have extra.
"Can't you settle this peacefully/you elves are all the same, all flesh no fury"
Nirn hasn't seen bars this hot since Red Mountain erupted
"YOU DARE OPPOSE THE MIGHT OF- HMMM" *death music* brilliant.
This videos been getting a seemingly random influx of views. May I ask, where did you hear about this video? Was it just in recommended?
Tik Tok video.
By who? I wanna see it
holy shit i found it
Really really catchy
Facebook for me. Some random ass dancing anime girl was over it. I hate that shit but im glad it lead me here.
this went from good to great to amazing im dying
Well this was an experience
You do realize you’ll have to remake this masterpiece when Starfield comes out now with the Adoring Fans return right?
HOLY SHIT, FOR REAL
everybody gangsta 'till the Hero of Kvatch start walkin'
STOP! You've violated the law!
It's been too long since I've seen a good brawl
I'm just warming up, YOU PATHETIC WORM!
Hrrgh! REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!
You dare attack me? I'm warning you!
Show me what you've got. That the best you can do?
Can't you settle this peacefully?
You elves are all the same. All flesh, no fury
Guards! Guards! Someone's being attacked!
Hey! Are you some kind of maniac?
This is the part where you BLEED TO DEATH!
It's over lawbreaker. You're under arrest!
You'll make a fine pair of boots!
By the Gods, there's a psychopath on the loose
I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you
You dare oppose the might of- hmm!
I just looked at my phone while rapping this to my friends and they are going crazy
Where tf is the second part what is this shit
Nice~
Justin Y will see this. I know he will.
Where are you Justin
I can hear you breathing, Justin.
Lmao
The real question is whether he or HowToProperlyCleanYourMetalComputer will get here first.
He's always watching, he's in the shadows... always. He _is_ a ninja, after all.
@@d.holmes77 shut the fuck up justin is no one
*Justin Y. grins psychotically as he drifts towards you, preparing to suck out your soul*
Whoever made this deserves more respect than i can actually give. Its like YTP made it out of 2013
Description says this is a tiktok now
*look how they massacred my boy...*
*you pathetic worm*
69 so no like
@ExcaliberDG11 they will make a fine pair of boots-
*The Godfather theme plays*
tiktok bad!!1!!1!11
My name is.
What?
My name is.
Who?
My name is.
Chicka chicka
*Guard*
Comment deserves more love.
FlyTitan chicka chicka Dohvakiin
First part: FIRE
second part: porn hub theme plays.
First part:Fire
Second part: OF PASSION!
Cyrodil’s a rough province don’t want to be walking around the Waterfront Distinct at night!
EmineM: "Killshot"
ChampioN Of Cyrodiil: "Sneak Attack (ft. 3X Perk)"
Who win?
Me.
WTF IS THIS? AND WHY DO I KINDA LIKE IT?
daminwidi if you've ever played oblivion you would understand
Search up best of oblivion guards
Oblivion came before skyrim if you've heard of that one.
Your the grand champion, I saw your plate
I wish i found this sooner
1st half: Straight outta cyrodiil
2nd half: outta cyrodiil
Please for the love of god make one that's the full song without the soft core porno at the second half
Lol I'll try
Max Himbigger bless your soul if you do
Max Himbigger I understand, it can be hard not to turn a rap into soft core porn.
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Blatorgade doing the lords work and removing the garbage fire of an ending
Do a full length without the second half.
No do a full lenght of just the second half
No do both
@@BepiBoBep at the same time!
I'll try to make time for it
Both are a fantastic idea
This is seriously underrated. Quality is as good as the tracks young scrolls puts up
Are you winning, son?
Ahhh, a man of culture, I see.
no, no i’m not
@@Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX You know what they say, son.
GIT GUD.
I came here from an Are you winning son? video actually
I'm so confused
The names inspired by a completely different song, but the beat and flow is based on a different song and then, then........ I don't know but this still slaps
i have no idea either, just go with it
whats the real song please say
@@oceandriver7 the beat is from Eminems Without Me and the names inspired by N.W.As Straight Outta Compten
It's a parody of a parody
it’s a double reference
Imagine the voice actor looking at how he could've made better money at making memes with his epic voice rather than voice act as a guard.
*woah eminem has some completion*
vault boyo he got sum completion
Yep some completion
Also some competition
*C O M P L E T I O N*
Yeah some completion