FUNNIEST Tinder Bios That Will Make You Swipe Right - Part 2 - REACTION
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- FUNNIEST Tinder Bios That Will Make You Swipe Right - Part 2 - REACTION
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Hi, I'm Charlotte. I'm an actor, reactor, singer and sometimes (not really) comedian. On this channel I do reactions, commentary and occasionally I crack a joke or two. I upload daily, usually 7 days a week, unless life gets crazy or I get lazy. Come hang out, it's a good time.
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I absolutely cracked up at the fact that Lauren (the lady with 1/2 Arms) put Arms Dealer as her Job! Hahahaha
yea, was going to mention that - hilarious
No way didnt see that! XD
I was so annoyed she didn’t read that out lol - it made it even better!!!
ahah indeed. BTW would give up a leg to be an arms dealer
"Arms dealer" is the first thing I saw.. then I noticed the satanic bible sitting on the table in front of her. 😂
I have a friend named Alexa who was constantly harassed at school for the weather or something. So one day she decided to actually have the correct answers for people and suddenly her just saying it was sunny and 70 degrees out wasn’t funny anymore.
Beautiful she owned it
She won! 😆😆😆👍
To me, that would make it even more funny 😅
Deep dog thoughts ------ "I wonder if I'll ever find out who's a good boy"
“Is it me? … am… I … the good boy?”
For some reason I’ve never thought of that and I’m laughing so hard now. Thank you. Sooo much.
'Do you think if house cats were gigantic, they'd kill us all?" Yes Charlotte, they're called lions. lol
Lol😂😂
😂
Giant house cats would look for the edge of the world to toss us off it.
It says "house" cats for a reason. That wouldn't be lions
@@tesspalmer992 House lions?
If you look above her bio, at 4:51 you can see that Lauren put Arms Dealer, as her job... I- 😅😅😅😅💪🏽❤️
As someone who has wild emus on my land here in crazy Australia, I can assure you turning around and seeing a wild one one is like a scene from Jurassic Park…they’re basically velociraptors that are too huge and heavy to fly! I hit one with my car accidentally once and stopped (if deceased, remove from road and cry cry cry or if it’s injured-get veterinary help and cry cry cry). That mo fo got up and chased me around and around my car until I eventually jumped in my car window then it pecked my lower legs until I got in and wound up the window. Then it pecked the glass. Emus raised from chicks in captivity can be cute and sweet tho
That's the most aussie thing I've ever heard, and were you okay?? Lol
@@aliheartzuphrakonkham3005 yes thank you. It was 20 years ago and I have a little scar on my lower leg but worth it for the story lol
I'm so sorry, but as an Aussie wildlife rescuer and carer I find this absolutely hilarious. I've only had to rescue one and even as injured as it was after being hit by a train, it was a very very difficult rescue! They are super resilient.
Omg I think that might the the funniest comment I have ever read! 😂😂😂 well, glad the emu lived and you survived too!
😂🤣🤣
I don't know why but I laughed my ass off to Katherine, the "bad girl". When she said "...unless you are my ex, in that case, fuck off David it's never happening." 😆😂 Maybe because I've been there, I don't know why. 🤣
My name is Katherine, and i also have an ex called David for whomi share those sentiments.😂❤
@@taleandclawrock2606 🤣
''My ship doesn't have the longest plank, but it's definitely the widest''. Oh my...
When she said “Alexa” and “despacito” my Amazon echo said she would play despacito in Spotify, I got really confused, but the worst thing was that I didn’t have a quick reaction so it started playing at 2 am when everyone is asleep and the volume was at 7 🤩👊🏼
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
r/thathappened
Mine too!😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I recall a video where Adam Savage said Alexa to play a song.
The dude has 5 million subs lol. Everyone in the comments reported the same.
Love watching this girl. Makes me feel like I’m back home hanging out with all my girls. She acts silly like us! Love it!
Most Viking homes were constructed using wood with simple stone footings. Interestingly, the curved walls of the Viking longhouse made the buildings look almost like upside-down ships. This is not all that surprising, as the Vikings were known to be incredible ship craftsmen. Often the walls were lined with clay
Are you trying out your Tinder bio here? I'm in.
yes @@Hey___you are...
I was soo mad she said they were living in caves... (archeologist strugles)
I understand the word "husband" comes from the metal bands that were used to hold the houses together. So husband means the metal bands that hold the house together... I guess women need metal men to stay married.
I mean your kinda right, it’s not the whole metal man we need it’s the battery operated metal appendage @@BigTomInTheBasement
Omggg Charlotte! Haha When u said ALEXA, 😱 my Alexa played despacito when you said not to play it my Alexa played it anyways. Dang so stubborn! Lols
I'd totally hang out with the older guy, he's a paleontologist. That was my dream job when I was kid. I'm sure he's got some great stories
Charoltte's has this absolute cute side smirk when she talks, i love it. Keep up the good work and fun.
9:20. Fun fact: Australia declared war on the emus once..... and lost.
Lots of people have an emu for a pet. You would be insane to attempt that with a cassowary.
@@mircat28i live in Australia, and have never seen anyone have them as a pet.
I love how Charlotte doesn’t even know that she got rick rolled
No one noticed the old man trying to find friends on tinder, has the age 18 on his page? hahaha.... @Charlotte Dobre did you notice? You were so sympathethic and all I could see is this age
Also, he is a Palaeontologist!
Lol, it was a very obvious joke from te ol' geezer.
I noticed that too!
I just figured it was the granddaughters age.
Also, you almost sound gleeful at the thought that Charlotte may have missed something or somehow duped. Was this your intention?
69 miles away too
Charlotte....my wife and I crack up into hysterics when we watch your videos....keep up the great work.
"Alexa's getting a break, we're on to Karens now"
Me, Karen: *loud, long sigh* So I've been told.
I feel ya!
Bless you both. XD
I'm not a Karen but on behalf of my friends with that name, I do think it's time for the Karen thing to be over.
Time to bring back Kevin?
To be fair, plenty of Karens are scum
That is not a Minotaur, Charlotte @ 14:41 lol You probably meant Centaur. Love your channel btw!
StormkoopaCV03 yup definitely a Centaur....basic Harry Potter knowledge there
@@ReBecca-rl4bi yeah Harry Potter instead of Percy Jackson...sorry
yeah... basic Greek mythology instead of Harry Potter, sorry
Thank you Oblivion!
I'm a big fan of Greek mythology and was gonna be that b*tch but you beat me to it 😂 Minotaurs have the head of a bull and the body of a man. But in the general idea of mashing up people and animals, you're not that far off.
It's adorable how Charlotte gets sentimental whenever she sees a nonno or nonna.. 👵🏽🧓🏽👴🏼👴🏼
Omg I cast this to my TV and didn't know it was on full volume, so the "I know how to handle.. in bed." comment echoed on the busy Friday streets as my windows are wide open 😲☺️🤣
Lmao epic
That was incredible!
At least you weren't on the bus...
That is so sweet that Natile was on tinder, and also that his granddaughter set his profile age to 18 so he can creep on all the young women. 😂😂
In my Tinder bio I mentioned the fact that I sleep with a dagger under my pillow... Well... now I have a boyfriend :) And yes, it was that dagger fact, which really made our conversation start
I'm just curious.. Why do you sleep with a dagger under your pillow?🙈
..:that sounds risky. I think I‘d probably end up cutting my own ear off or something if I tried that 😂
@@Surdeigt just because... No specific reason at all I think xD I honestly don't know how it started but it did start lke 4 or 5 years ago...
I'm glad it's not just me.
I once got a date by saying I kept a machete by my bed (between the bed frame and the nightstand) lol
Guys are weirdly intrigued by girls with dangerous weapons in their bedrooms lol
Fun fact: Petar isn't a knight in shining armor, he's doing an artorius cosplay from Dark Souls
I feel like I see Charlotte every day now. Just to laugh, when everything is going to 💩. Oh, for context, I am American. 😂😂🤦🏼♀️😕
Right?!? I'm loving it. 2 months ago I had no idea who she was, now I look forward to seeing notifications from her channel every day
I just ran across one of her videos a few days ago! The last few nights, after I put the husband & kids to bed, I’m outside relaxing, watching her videos! She is definitely helping us out with her amazing personality!
Yep. Feel the same way
What part of America?
I feel you. Same for me.
I like the fact this older mans grandchild has set his tinder up that way she can keep an eye on for scammers or people who are genuine .it don’t matter what age you are everyone needs love and deserve to have somone in there life and not be lonely
BEST RICK ROLL EVER! I'd take her on a date 😏
Rock'n'roll Jenny expert level Rick Rolling
May that video rest in peace.... I heard it got taken down
Scratch that... it works fine
@@tawelwchgaming8957 oh thank goodness! I was genuinely sad for a second! 😆
What is Rick Roll??
"By the time you realize what a complete disaster I am, you'll probably be quite impressed by how I've actually managed to survive this long.....
"Let me see your feet. Just want to know what size shoe you wear so i can get you the proper shoes needed for when you run for the hills"
*actual profile quote i saw
Charlotte, your smile and your humor are a breath of fresh air. Thank you for these videos.
the fact that I get notifications from your channel at least once a day is awesome. Could be having the worst day ever....a video from you pops up........day is instantly better. You freaking rock Charlotte
When you said “I really wanna see an emu in person” my IMMEDIATE thought was “NO YOU DON’T THEY ARE TERRIFYING AND WILL RUN AT YOU” 😂😂 coming from an Australian I can confirm 😂
Charlotte you're the ONLY channel I make sure to watch every single day. Love your humor sooo much!💕
"Did vikings live in caves or huts?"
Me, an insufferable Scandinavian history geek: *Umn Actually-*
Ok, ok, you piqued my interest. What's the answer?
Adult Content me too! Was it ships?
Like Alexandra said, they lived in very long big communal houses for the whole extended family. The roofs were usually made of straw or reeds.
Yup yup same here. I was like "caves? Viking age was around year 700-1100 AD.." And died a bit on the inside 😅 but I mean, there are a surprisingly lot of ppl who don't know anything about vikings ;; so I understand
Caves?! They managed to sail to North America. They were way too advanced for *Caves*
As an Aussie I just want to say THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH for saying emu correctly!! Most people from America and Canada say Eemoo and it drives me nuts!! Ps I think you are awesome and live your vids! Hope you have a great day😁😁😁
Grandfather’s age was 18. Lol
I came here to post “are we not going to talk about how grandpa is 18?” You were the only comment I could find. Haha
I know it's not just me who is looking forward to her posting a new video every day 😀❤❤😀😄💛 and alost 100.000 subs - bravo, so well deserved 👏👏👏🤗🤗
You missed that the lady missing an arm also had "Arms Dealer" listed as her occupation.
"I broke my back. My back is broken- thpinal."
-Mike Tython
6:00 Dog: "I've seen some things and I've done some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it."
Your makeup is super amazing today!! Not that it’s no usually, but it’s next level today. I know you don’t do anything like it, but I’d love to see you do a video on how you do your makeup
Lol..I’m sitting here late night drinking copious amounts of wine trying to numb myself and YOU MADE ME LAUGH!!😂😂😂God bless you honey🙏🤗
There's an Emu farm down my Nana's road, I grew up with them. He'd call my Nana during the week and be like the chicks hatched, have your grandkids walk down over the weekend. We used to go by almost every Saturday. They are REALLY big. People don't really seem to understand how big they are, until they're standing 10ft away from one. I used to help feed them sometimes and I've played with the babies!! They really are awesome birds.
Who’d call your Nana when the chicks hatched?
They also like to rip earrings right out of your ears. Don't wear shiny stuff around them.
She got Rick rolled and didn't even know 😭😂
I also don't know. Help a girl to understand. Please?
@@samfawcett7978 I know this is late but being "Rick rolled" is a term that basically just means you got tricked into watching that particular video somehow lol
It's a very popular meme/joke/prank people do, at least here in America. The song is called "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley if you were curious.
I had to pause and cheer out loud because Charlotte said "Emu" correctly! One happy Aussie, ha ha!
Love your channel! Makes me laugh when I need it! My husband and I are disabled and we joke amongst ourselves. I don’t like it when we’re in public because I feel like people are laughing AT me not WITH me.
Fun fact: an emu's claw is the deadliest part and their kicks can and do kill!
Fun fact: not humans
"Emus can dash away at nearly 50 km (30 miles) per hour; if cornered, they kick with their big three-toed feet. Like cassowaries and ostriches, the toe claws of emus are capable of eviscerating animals under the right conditions; however, human fatalities are extremely rare."
I laughed so hard for the dog one, I woke up my husband. Love you girl! you're freaking hilarious!
New Sub! Digging you, your personality is awesome! Waitaminute...did you just Rick Roll me???? LOL
i always find the guys with the funnier profiles are looking for relationships more than hookups.
That's because men looking for relationships tend to not be chads whose looks alone are enough to get laid, so they have to get very creative with the bio and develop more personality.
@@talknight2 chads don't want relationships? are the guys looking for relationships on there for the same reason the chads are? please help me figure out the rules for online profiles.
@@AnahataMaryjane Women have the key to access to sex. Men have the key to access to relationships. But only chads know and can enforce that second rule. So they are the ones that can effectively choose what they want to do among their options.
@@SebastianSastre okay yes i understand that. women have to give the YES to sex otherwise it's rape. guys buy the ring for marriage. i assume chads are the guys who just want to have a lot of sex with a lot of different women? guys who read a lot of books about dating and tips and tricks on how to sweet talk girls into bed?
@@AnahataMaryjane sweet talk girls into beds is a myth. But only chads know to read the signals and what buttons to push and when to bed girls without sweet talk. BTW marriage is over. Only women and mislead men want that these days. For a man, marriage today is like giving a loaded gun that only points to his neck to a stranger that kind of considers to never use it unless he makes the wrong move. No-no.
I have knives to I love them. I keep a nine inch dagger and my iridescent pocket knife on my desk, right next to my feather pen and leather bound journal filled with entirely enochian text.
When you find Charlottes youtube and then you fall down the charlotte rabbit hole of videos, its somehow been 3 hours and suddenly you just love her and wanna be her gay best friend... hahah! :)
Guy with all the first date ideas had some good ones.
OK so I was laughing and husband wanted to know why. I turned the phone to him. After watching for a few mins he said she talks from the left side of her mouth 🤔 now I can't not see it 😭😭😭😂 he was laughing at the video first 😅
Lmao!! I only do sometimes, usually when I’m making a joke. I never realized it either until I started this channel.
our left, her right. It's frikin adorable!
Lucky your cute you get away with it 😂😂 it's not an annoying thing but now I can't not see it 🤣 love the channel. Best of luck 👍 cheers from Ireland 🍀🇮🇪
But its pretty damn attractive for some odd reason 🤔. Makes me smile every time
My sister does this it's actually because of a missing nerve on the other side of the mouth 😀
That guy JJ is that JJfish dude “something about you girl!”lmfao
I came here to post the same comment 😂Worst music video ever!!
Random fact of the day: if you carve into a tree it can make it die.
I love your videos and you have a lovely personality.
Only if you cut too deeply into the cambian layer. So yes ring barking a tree could kill it.
@@charzemc it depends on the tree, some can handle bark removal fine but carving does increase the risk of fungal or bacterial infection which can affect the whole tree over time, plus carry a knife says nothing about your ability to use it for self-defense
Lol that girl Rick Rolled potential dates on Tinder - crack up! 🤣🤣😂😂
6:00 The dog is remember the time during Tet when he had to take out an entire VC platoon with just a pack of greenies and a tennis ball.
Have to say, stumbled upon your channel by accident but can't get enough. You're awesome. Love your reactions and facial expressions. Thanks for putting a smile on my face when nothing else was getting through. Keep up the great work.
When she called the Centaur guy a Minotaur.... I had to take a deep breath and remember she can't hear me, lol!
same. but we still love her
I barely discovered her channel today and I've been binge watching.
Love her
5:02 I loved that her job stated as...”arms dealer” lmfao.
Couldn't agree more, how hilarious people with Handicaps are quite often. My dad had a stroke and went blind from it, when i was 12 years old. (Besides he was the funniest man and my best friend!!) When he was diagnosed with cancer shortly before his death, he told the medical staff he couldn't see blood. Everyone stopped to ask him, If he would get dizzy? He answered: No, i really can't see blood. I AM BLIND! Took care of him for 28 years. Even with his last words, he made people laugh. What a great Guy! 😔Miss you, Papa!
Much ❤️ from Austria 🇦🇹
4:50 You missed Lauren's occupation...Arms Dealer. 14:40 - Centaur, not Minotaur
I’m subscribed to your channel on multiple devices. I love all of your videos. I think this one may be the oldest I’ve seen and I must say you were !LIT! back when you didn’t have to be so careful with your words on RUclips. You’re still totally funny, but I just choked on my apple when you were talking about that Nam dog. 😂😂😂😂
I watched a whole documentary series about house cats because I had to give mine away when I moved and yes I also haven't been laid in, well quite more than a year thanks for asking and the interesting thing was the animal biologists were comparing different cat species proportionately for their size, so for example in relation to its size the Jaguar has the most powerful bite of any creature on earth, the background footage was of one leaping into a river, having a wrestle with a 10 foot caiman (south American crocodile), winning that fight by piercing its skull with its teeth and then proceeded to drag it out of the water, up a very steep embankment and into some secluded bushes for a meal. Then the show describes domestic cats as the most perfectly designed land predator and if you scaled them up to human or big cat size they'd knock every other big cat species right out of the water.
See the way they described all the big cats is they all have some remarkable features, like the Jaguar's incredible bite/neck strength which basically evolved from dragging small-medium prey up trees and now they can run around hunting crocodiles people, full size crocodiles. Meanwhile other cats have other special features like the Cheetah's running, lions have amazing night vision and another species has incredible hearing, they all have some adaptations which are very exaggerated in capabilities to give an edge so are all powerful predators. Domestic cats however they described as having very exaggerated capabilities in every area so that pound for pound it was like combining every other cat species to make a supercat and then down sizing it to the size of a possum so that it doesn't eat everything on the planet in about a week. Scaled up they can leap tall buildings, drag a bus in their teeth, hear the sound of a fly farting at a mile, see better than CIA surveillance equipment in day or night and outrun a Lamborghini, oh and all their whiskers move to face forwards and create a net of whiskers all around the front of their mouth when they attack something so they can outspeed the reaction times of any prey trying to escape its jaws in a random direction and don't need to see when they bite.
So house cats are sort of like those insect documentaries where if you scaled up a preying mantis or a spider to human proportions it would instantly kill everything on the planet and immediately go extinct for being too successful. Not to mention make every horror film ever made seem pretty tame in the process. Apparently house cats are about the maximum size you can pack that much deadly into without hurting it rather than helping it. But they have a cute feature. After extensive studies of their social behaviour they found domestic cats don't meow to each other the way they do with people, they growl, hiss and other, clearly behavioural vocalisations with each other but never just meow like with people...except when kittens and only do it with their mothers. Meowing is a purely mother-kitten relationship vocalisation they maintain only with people when grown. How cute is that. Maybe they'll eat your body when you die to absorb your wisdom like human cannibals used to, instead of just because they're evil predators like cat haters claim. And besides the only reason dogs don't eat their dead owners is because they're waiting for the body to rot first and no they're not guarding it with a sense of loyalty, they're just protecting a meal territorially but they want it to rot before mouth-tunnelling their way into into its abdomen, don't kid yourself.
I can't understand why you're single
@Maia Hasting no love. That's what you call lonely.
@Maia Hasting some are, some aren't. But cat ladies are for sure. Lol
Actually there are many accounts of dog owners dying and the dogs sitting guard over the body and not eating it. Even to the point of having to be tranquilized so police and paramedics can get to the body. In some instances the owner had been deceased for months and the dog hadn't touched the body one time. They had eaten everything they could in the house and then proceeded to starve but not touch the owner.
Would this happen in all cases? Absolutely not! Of our two dogs I bet my 2yr old lab would start in before my body was cold but our 13yr old min pin/corgi would starve to death first. I know for a fact both of our cats would join the party with my lab as well.
She Rick-Rolled them! Nice!
Vikings lived in langhus (long houses) built from wood. There were benches alongside the walls where they slept and ate, and a fire in the middle. Just to let you know. Vikings in Iceland had houses built from stone and not wood because there are basically no trees in Iceland.
I perked up when you said Gimli😂 I don’t think I’ve ever heard a RUclips mention my town. Awesome!
I thought she was making a Lord of the Rings reference
Gimli Manitoba!
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't keep it inside."
In other words, "When I see you I lose control of my bowels"?
OMG, my Alexa started playing Despacito when you said that and I can’t make it stop! 😂
Trust me being pecked by an emu, is the safe option of attack. It's the those legs that you have to worry about.
🐴+🏃 Centaur
I actually just thoroughly enjoy every video you put out, and now finding out you’re also from Calgary is wild! Born n raised 👋🏼
Tbh you are even funnier than the things you react to, I love your sense of humour!
4:15 Alexa starting playing 'Despacito' it made me jump as the volume was up LOUD! It took me a minute to work out what was going on, since I was alone in the house at the time! - never a dull moment in with your videos
You made my Alexa play despacito. Will remember to use headphones next time 🤣
The dog taking a shit on your pillow 😭🤣🤣
Max: "I know how to handle a 🙀 in bed"
Max's cat: " *You'll handle a WHAAAT???!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!* "
Lmao, did not expect to see Ice Jj Fish in the video 10:42. That's hilarious 😆!!!
Your laugh is my favourite :')
Loved the girl with one arm had
‘Arms dealer’ as her occupation
If I was named Alexa I would come up with a nickname right away. Can you imagine getting frisky with your man and he says, “Alexa, talk dirty to me” and your electronic Alexa starts saying inappropriate things. Talk about awkward
😂💙🍻💜
I would just call myself miss X and never explain why
Colgate "Whitening"!😂😂😂 That was absolutely hilarious!
"Invaide Poland". Since I'm from Poland that would be offending, but thought of Charlotte invaiding my country is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am super impressed with the cleanliness of Nathan's bathroom!
One time my bf and I were snuggling and our cat was laying on my legs to the point where I felt paralyzed. So my bf goes “do you know why cats lay by your side or on your legs?” I asked “Why 🙄?” He goes “So when you die they can feel the heart beat stop, and when your heart stops and they can start eating you!” 3 years later I hate my cat laying on my legs 😅
now that's funny!
@@patrickmarr7076 it scared me for life lol 🤣
I love those, i found it yesterday and today I watch part 2 before bed :D
My bf and I think you're amazing and hilarious! He couldn't believe when I said you are Canadian.
Fellow Canadian's💙
One of my all time favorite posts!
Haha dude look just like "'mater" from Cars .... nice video!
Hey, the dude can always say he looks like a film star? Lol
@@doreenorr6435 LOL true!
Just subscribed and have to tell you, I LOVE YOUR FACE SO MUCH! Your online persona is amazing ... and you are crazy beautiful!
CHARLOTTE!! "A SWEEEET DOOKSTER" 🤣😂😝💯💯
Some of these made me laugh so much that I cried. My husband made me go back so he could hear those. I watch your videos so often that I feel like I know you. Keep up the good work.
SHE DID NOT JUST DISS LEAFY’S CHIN. Spit out my max and cheese
14:25. The dude superimposed his body onto that of a mare 😂😂
So glad I am married.. LOL dating in the 90's was fun! Dating today would be horrifying literally LMAO
AMEN. If God FORBID something happened to my husband, I’d just stay single.
I have a t-shirt with the “long walks on the beach...” quote on it. It’s one of my favorite shirts EVER 😂
I feel personally attacked.. why invading Poland? 😂😂
This is my favorite video I must have watched it 5 time in two days. Love your channel! 💕