@@DoctorWhoKage only if it was real maple syrup, a fair amount of stuff sold to be poured on pancakes contains no maple syrup and is basically just corn syrup
Elkyrie oh my god.. I scrolled through EVERY comment to see if anyone mentioned it cause I was starting to think I was the only one who noticed!!! Thank you!!!
ax·o·lotl ˈaksəˌlädl/Submit noun a Mexican salamander which in natural conditions retains its aquatic newtlike larval form throughout life but is able to breed.
Poundland Paytas arent they the absolute sweetest. I have 3, they love to be pet lol!! Ive never seen such an interactive aquatic creature before. Such sweethearts.
You lighten my mood ever time I watch your videos. Keep up the work. Me during the intro: get a dictionary. Me also,when the videos done: anyways cause you will th-th-thumbs up
Honestly as someone who has used tinder I could give you like 15 screenshots of people being wild. One being a woman who edited herself into a collage of hentai.
I'm so hooked on your videos right now! I keep telling myself that in my free time I'm going to finish reading a book or work on writing my own book but when it comes down to it I'm like "reading, writing, or dumbest fails... dumbest fails it is." (or any Alonzo Lerone video for that matter).
I feel like Alonzo doesn’t know how any other apps besides RUclips. Also hilarious how he stops reading when he encounters a word he doesn’t know which is a lot 😂
Jeff Huey I want to like your comment but I’m too lazy to look through the video and find the part you are talking about because you did not include a time, all your comment potential wasted! ☹️😞
Some of these were actually creative and funny. If I had Tinder there were a few I would've swiped just for the profile. Humor comes a long way everyone! 🤣
Jasmine Noske she said she would like to remind everyone that the girl in Titanic let a man have a nude locked this nude in a safe the ship sunk and the nude was still found. So no one is safe. She said it better but that's basically what she said.
I absolutely love watching all of these videos. It helps alot to be able to laugh while sick and in the hospital. These videos make my hospital stays fly by.
Bruh his laugh temporarily cures my depression
Phoenix Blaze watch it multiple times then
He was so extra throwing himself on the floor laughing 😂
Sabrina Sweeley he was 😂😂😂
Boy you've never heard Andrew Siwiki's laugh
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“He falls” then a life alert ad played omg
Lol
Paul Davis XD NO WAY!
Tinder got some serious characters 😂😂😂
when he fell off the chair i lost it
Emma S 3:46
Emma S 😲 OMG I LOVE UR PICTURE!
“Why are you drinking a wine with a banana in your hand and a fireplace screensaver?”
Alonzo my dude’s trying to set the mood 💀😂
...he's drinking BBQ sauce
I was quoting Alonzo...
Just a realization of what he was really drinking on the only other relevant comment I saw
Yeah, just wanted you to know that I knew.
The correct answer is syrup, in case you haven't figured out it's not BBQ sauce.
I need Tinder but not for a date, just to make me laugh when life gets rough. Ok maybe for a date too. Lol
Heather McFarland *who asked*
help im deceased nobody that’s why I need Tinder
Lets make Tinder great
Well are you also Gillette?
Ain't gonna find one there love
Everyone's fake
I don’t even see tinder as a dating site anymore 😂
RandomStar x yup. it's pure comedy lol
Wait, was it actually at one point?
Yep, I deleted it years ago. It pure comedy
OlGalJess oh really???
Same lol
5:08 Alonzo! The best parts about that guys pic it that IT WASNT A WINE BOTTLE IT WAS A SYRUP BOTTLE!! LMAO 😂😂😂
Man's probably Canadian
@@DoctorWhoKage only if it was real maple syrup, a fair amount of stuff sold to be poured on pancakes contains no maple syrup and is basically just corn syrup
Tinder becoming the Comment Awards of the dating internet...
Linda Ciccoli i
Linda Ciccoli ikr
Linda Ciccoli u have the same first name as me!! Btw I'ma sub!
Linda Ciccoli RUclips was a dating site too. Look what happened
"It's tough being a single mom, well so I've been told, I don't have kids"😂😂😂😂😂😂 just made my week and next week
"Get a dictionary"love that part
mearah dagr8 innit
Tell me his laugh don’t sound like a duck 😂: 0:59
2:45 I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I kept replaying this 😂😂😂😂😂
Jaiden Lynch Ikr why did he read it like that
Kawaii Kutie innit 😂😂
Get it get read it backwards so he wasn't forward
How do they come up with this shiet I swear 😂👏
Exactly waht runs thru my head on a daily, like of how retarded we xan get
ARMYYYYYYYYY * inserts Yoongi’s voice *
Thallia lol 😂
How do you not know how to spell shit not sheit
@@vxllain3192 IKRRRRR 😂😂😂
This will remind me never to download Tinder😂😂😂😂
The Sensitive sister lol Petar..
Or the reason to get it 😂
The Sensitive sister trust me!!!! there is some gold on there. the things I've seen lmao!!!! the thirsty guys are hilarious
I would use tinder just to troll or do dumb shit lol
This vid makes me wanna download it..😂
9:06 lol that’s my ringtone and that is me every time someone calls 😂
May I have the link pls ( for the ringtone)
What’s the ringtone?
@@supafanss696 have you found out what the ringtone is?
I like the ringtone too.
2:47 is “want to have sex backwards” because she said he was too forward.
Obviously
lol we know mate
you dont say?
No *_sHIT sHErlOck_*
.Suoivbo niatpac, tihs on.
Lmao why does his laugh at around 1:00 to like 1:04 sound like Squidward walking really fast?😂😂😂
Omfgggg Yessss😂😂
Omg so true 😂😂😂
Right after he reads a joke: "Oh I just got it!" - well, that's when you're supposed to get it... 🙄😂.
OMG I’M DYING LAUGHING AT DIS!!😂😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing so hard I have tears!!!
The girl in 6:09 what she meant was she ate the seeds instead of eating the watermelon. Like so Alonzo can see😀
Malakai._.Cupid 😮 that makes so much sense now 😂
She has jungle fever
Being a girl in a wheelchair I’m living for these people’s wheelchair jokes
Axolotl - Mexican Walking Fish...those little newt things that look like Toothless.
Spectre I have one
I swear his confused reactions are me when I see my exam questions 😂😂😂 lmfao
Lmao I’m about to put one of these as my tinder caption 😂😩
2:34
"at the start of this conversation"
im gonna remember that line.
5:09 he’s not drinking wine sweetheart. Hes drinking maple syrup 😂😂😂😂
jillian baumia he's Canadian Jesus
Wendy Muller she was talking about Nicholas, the one with the fireplace screensaver
0:59 i think i hear a helicopter in the distance...Oh wait nvm thats just ALonzo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Scott is censored but then he says "about Scott" anyways
Elkyrie oh my god.. I scrolled through EVERY comment to see if anyone mentioned it cause I was starting to think I was the only one who noticed!!! Thank you!!!
Am glad. Currently I hate that name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oooh Jeebus!
I love Tinder. The level of creativity some people put into this is hilarious. Keep putting these out Alonzo!
His laugh 1:02 sound like a duck😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr😁😁😁😁
0:24 I'd date him. He's clearly a Dark Souls fan like I am. He's dressed like Artorias
I love your videos soo much! I’m so glad I found your channel. It was a blessing 😂🙌
Cody Whitlock same here brother
I swear we're subbed to all the same RUclipsrs, I see you everywhere.
5:08 Boy, that ain't a wine. It's f***ing maple syrup!
An axolotl is an animal that is actually very cute, but is endangered and illegal in some places
3:50
I laughed so hard I hit my head on the wall 😂 my birds are like wtf is wrong with you
I love your laugh man it’s so contagious 😂
*when you download Tinder just to read the captions*😂✌
Nathan ain’t drinking wine, he’s drinking maple syrup.
Tori Green I'm glad I'm not the only one that caught that.. 🤣
i was looking for someone to catch that
He's drinking high fructose corn syrup, lol
The way you fell to the floor & then at the end how you walked off 😂😂😂 priceless
ax·o·lotl
ˈaksəˌlädl/Submit
noun
a Mexican salamander which in natural conditions retains its aquatic newtlike larval form throughout life but is able to breed.
Christian kathryn Grimes and is basically a real life mudkip :)
Thanks!
I own like 20 of them 😂
Thank you i was wondering what that was lol
Poundland Paytas arent they the absolute sweetest. I have 3, they love to be pet lol!! Ive never seen such an interactive aquatic creature before. Such sweethearts.
00:58 - 01:02 when your car's engine doesn't start
"Be the Leggman to my Wheels"😂😂😂
His laugh is just so contagious! Now I can't stop laughing
5:08 "Why r u drinking a wine...?" THAT'S SYRUP LMAOAOAOOAOAOAOAO
8:23 Just in case you didnt get it the chicken came first😂 the guy was the chicken
Me earlier tonight: maybe I’ll download tinder again
Me after watching this: never mind
3:46 his best laugh ever imo
"WHO LET YOU IN HERE!!"
Me: *laughs so hard*
5:39 I've never thought of the day that I would die laughing and come back to life because of this moment 😂😭☠😇
*Everyone, spam the video of the axolotl with the THX sound effect so Alonzo can see true beauty-*
8:19 Omg it took me a while to understand it but... I died afterwards
What’s upsexy?😂🤦🏽♀️🤷♀️
If u ever found out let me know cx I'm wondering the same thing
they basically tricked the other person into saying “What’s up sexy?” 😂
Evonne Gantt nun much wut sup w/ u
Lmao “Not on my watch!” I’m dying over here 😂🤣😂😂
You lighten my mood ever time I watch your videos. Keep up the work. Me during the intro: get a dictionary. Me also,when the videos done: anyways cause you will th-th-thumbs up
"It was the chicken!!!" 😂
The guy that said he was looking for his parents, WAS HE DRINKING SYRUP!!
Absolutely love your videos. Thank you for giving me a giggle every week 🤣🤣
Alonso :" Why, Y'all Calling Each Other Hoes" 😂
4 :18
"This is *Beep*. OMG RED SHIRT. So about Scott......."
R.I.P Alonzo 😭 (I mean when he fell on the floor laughing)
“IS THAT YOUR NAME!”
Got me dead 🤣🤣
"Dont listen to her" i died xD
The second to last one killed me 😂
7:10 I’ve seen that profile, I laughed almost as hard as Alonzo.
I wasn’t even 20 good seconds in before I started to laugh 😂😂😂😂
I wanna meet you in person one day. You are a pretty awesome person, love the video btw. 😂😂
1:00 He sounds like a duck from far away and running closer to you😂😂
Honestly as someone who has used tinder I could give you like 15 screenshots of people being wild. One being a woman who edited herself into a collage of hentai.
I'm so hooked on your videos right now! I keep telling myself that in my free time I'm going to finish reading a book or work on writing my own book but when it comes down to it I'm like "reading, writing, or dumbest fails... dumbest fails it is." (or any Alonzo Lerone video for that matter).
Ayyy notification squad where u at ❤❤
Had to pause the video so I could calm my self, catch my breath, stop laughing when he went flat in the damn floor 🤣
I’m glad to have finally found someone who shares my undying love for Peach Rings. Love you Alonzo 😂👏💘
3:46 when he falls to the ground laughing really got me rolling
3:57
Well...*goes to bar
Me:Get me a strawberry sunrise, no ice, oh and with those tiny umbrellas, oh and put extra vodka
“Legman to my wheels”
I love the reference! Definitely my favorite one for that
Highlight of the day: getting a notification that you uploaded a video
Nico Hunter-i love your profile pic I'm bi as fuck to
I swear I watch this guy just because the way he laughs😂
Wish it was a hour long
5:00 Alonzo homie that's not wine he's drinking... It's a syrup bottle 🤣🤣
That wheeze tho 😂😂
3:46 😂🤣😂🤣😂
*I can’t breathe*
I feel like Alonzo doesn’t know how any other apps besides RUclips. Also hilarious how he stops reading when he encounters a word he doesn’t know which is a lot 😂
You should make a video of you experimenting tinder 😂😂😂😂😂
At 5:07 In the picture he isn’t drinking wine he’s drinking maple syrup 😂😂
petar.... lmaoo
I was at the Library when I saw this and died laughing... Him falling out of the chair made me laugh so hard!!
The add was a kpop song....
STAN!!💚💜💛💛💜
We need a Mayonisee Tinder Profile
1:02 thst laugh started to sound demonic
I don't even care what the video is about i just love the way he talks and his laugh 😂😂😂😂
Alonzo how are you just gonna ignore the numbers on the car in chloe's photo bein 6969
Jeff Huey I want to like your comment but I’m too lazy to look through the video and find the part you are talking about because you did not include a time, all your comment potential wasted! ☹️😞
its the first pic
Michael The-Pyro Thanks
Some of these were actually creative and funny. If I had Tinder there were a few I would've swiped just for the profile. Humor comes a long way everyone! 🤣
I want to know how the Titanic one ended!
Jasmine Noske she said she would like to remind everyone that the girl in Titanic let a man have a nude locked this nude in a safe the ship sunk and the nude was still found. So no one is safe. She said it better but that's basically what she said.
1:00 that duck sound got me dead 😂😂😂😂
the laugh at 1:00
PR04L0W yep lol
duck
I absolutely love watching all of these videos. It helps alot to be able to laugh while sick and in the hospital. These videos make my hospital stays fly by.
Jesus is my friend. I told him about the video. 😂😂
His laugh just makes it a billion times better 😂😂😂😂