I just click the circled I and press report ad and then say it is irrelevant and it brings me back to the video or I go all the way to the end of the video and then go back to the beginning to get rid of ads
It's hard out here for us lactose intolerant peeps. I literally crave whole white and chocolate milk constantly, knowing damn well I can't tolerate it. But some nights the extremely painful stomach aches, vomiting and occasional diarrhea are well worth it because the lactose-free shit sucks!!
@@chelseawinchell8834 You should get lactase enzymes. Where I'm at, you can get them at the pharmacy or order them online. Taking one when eating dairy lets you digest it without any pain. I can eat dairy all day as long as I have some of those packets.
This man really went through the process of going through the store, buying a zucchini (among the other things), bringing it home, and getting this video going ALL while thinking his zucchini was a cucumber.
lmao it makes sense, I have these jar openers it's like a thin material like mousepad grip, and you hold it on the jar lid to give you more traction and a grip, it works super well too I can open some really jammed lids and other threaded things like flashlights and bolts. Cheese isn't really strong enoguh for that but it would give you some friction and grip, might work for a second XD
A hamster is the navy’s version of chicken cordon bleu lol. It’s chicken, stuffed with ham and cheese. 😂 they call them hamsters because they resemble them 😂.
@@maggiehegy9187 oh my god yessss me and my dad would pull up at kwik trip and he always got me one of them even when he picked me up from my moms there was one waiting
They have it all over Georgia and in the gas stations here cause I sell it all the time! Even the adults get it and I’ve had adults get it that don’t even have kids! they get it cause it’s that damn good !
He reminds me of when you send a dude to the store with a list and then they come back with all the wrong stuff! "Honey could you pick up some banana bread mix and some orange juice" *he comes back with literally bananas a loaf of bread and orange soda because it was the color orange*😂😂😂
Is anyone gonna tell him that cucumber was a zucchini Edit about bug juice: I'm not of the African American community and I grew up with Bug Juice as the drink for road trips when I was a toddler. I'm 22 and remember that much
*Riight haha? I always eat my regular, plain, salted chips / pringles with chocolate hehehe... Take a bite of one, then of the other :p the contrast between the crunchy and salty, then the sweet is SO good.. That's what ive been OBSESSED With during my pregnancy* 👶🙏😂👍 *The person most definitely did not mean dip the pringle in chocolate milk lmao...ive noticed that ALOT with these food videos.. Alonzo needs to pay more attention hahaha*
Alonzo: “y’all have to be black or know someone black to know what bug juice is.” Me:”My white mom introduced me to bug juice and that woman a thug all in herself!”
You should try A pickle and cream cheese wrapped up in a piece of ham. It is delicious and it makes a good party snack or just something to have when you hardly have anything in your pantry. 😉
You need to do another pregnancy one! I would dip my pickles in goat milk 😂 also cream cheese and pickles are my favorite right now 😳 idk why but its amazing
😂🙏 *The person most definitely did not mean dip the pringle in chocolate milk lmao...ive noticed that ALOT with these food videos.. Alonzo needs to pay more attention hahaha*
Here's some weird food combos that I like: -sweet chilli heat hot Cheetos and hummus or cream cheese frosting -late night Doritos and Hershey's cookies and cream drops -blue takis and apple sauce -blue takis and cream cheese Edit: also regular spaghetti with sour cream and bacon
The Navy must be pregnant 😆 Also I drunk bug juice when I was little and I'm not black. They were just cheap. Liked them as a kid but now it just reminds me of glucose testing drink. 🤮
So I grew up in a tiny town in the Midwest where there weren’t any African Americans......I drank bug juice all the damn time. Hell I was the only mixed kid as I’m half Mexican half white.
I know he did not just eat a zucchini talkin bout “I’ve never seen a cucumber shaped like this”💀💀💀
Omggggg that was a zucchini wasn’t it? 😂
Then he sucked on it 😂😂😂
Lmfaoooo
Alonzo needs to see this🤣
When is he going to realize that that cucumber is actually a zucchini
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one that noticed that!
"I never seen a cucumber this shape"
...'cause it's a zucchini!!
Was literally just saying that 😂😂😂
Fr lmaoooo
LMFAO IKR I was screaming at the screen like Alonzo Noooo
*"hmm ive never seen a cucumber this shape" YA NEITHER HAS ANYONE ELSE ALZONZO, THAT AINT A CUCUMBER!!* 😂😂🙏
It was a zucchini
@@juleongib7078 yes i know haha 😊
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO!!!
he put the whole thing in his mouth
"I never seen a cucumber look like is before." I'm rolling on the floor laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is this a Zucchini??
@@vampireblood8097 YUP! 😂
Alonzo: look at this weird cucumber
Me: that is a DAMN ZUCCHINI
*RUclips is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second no skip ads.*
You aint lying
FR THO
@The lone angel 😭 we're all in this together
I just click the circled I and press report ad and then say it is irrelevant and it brings me back to the video or I go all the way to the end of the video and then go back to the beginning to get rid of ads
@John Smooth idk what that is
No one: Alonzo
“I don’t like cheese I’m lactose and tolerant”
Also Alonzo: eats ice cream and drinks milk
It's hard out here for us lactose intolerant peeps.
I literally crave whole white and chocolate milk constantly, knowing damn well I can't tolerate it.
But some nights the extremely painful stomach aches, vomiting and occasional diarrhea are well worth it because the lactose-free shit sucks!!
Chelsea Chesser lol fr im lactose too i just can’t help myself
@@chelseawinchell8834 You should get lactase enzymes. Where I'm at, you can get them at the pharmacy or order them online. Taking one when eating dairy lets you digest it without any pain. I can eat dairy all day as long as I have some of those packets.
CVS pharmacy has their own brand and they’re like pills
@@LinkinParkLover2012 do you remember the name of the product? I live about 15 minutes from CVS but had no idea something like this existed?
This man really went through the process of going through the store, buying a zucchini (among the other things), bringing it home, and getting this video going ALL while thinking his zucchini was a cucumber.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Came straight to the comments after he took that 2nd bite of the “cucumber” (zucchini)😂😂💯
Same 😲😳😂😂
Omfggg yeahhhh wtf was that lmaoooo
Wtf I did the same thing😂😂😂
he acting kinda sus
He definitely sucked for a second. I was like hold up! 👀😂
My man really mixed "milk chocolate" with "chocolate milk"
I didn't even notice till you said it.....that's quite dumb, but funny
Read he can not
Right? Looked for this 😂
Imfao
Lol he done made up his own
Lerone: I am lactose AND tolerant
Me: GET A DICTIONARY
Lerone: (holds up a zucchini) I’ve never seen such a cute cucumber in this shape before
Me:
Who else used to drink bug juices when they were little 🙋🏽♀️
I never had bug juice, but I had this thing called tummy yummies and i think they're similar
@@MoodyMickey yep i had those to
I used to but my mom stopped me from drinking them because she said on the news one day she seen that the juice was made with plastic
i drank it all the time 😭 i’m from alabama
Bug juice and Koolaid was my favorite drinks as a kid and I'm 20 years old.
The way he took a second bite out of that “cucumber” tho😭😭😭😭
Omg nooo 😂😂😂😂
The whole “y’all it’s a pandemic, and I’m broke” when he showed the off brand pop tarts💀🤣🤣🤣
That is not a cucumber its a zucchini 🤦🏽♀️
I guess he really doesn’t cook that often at all. 😂😂
I was thinking the same thing
I was getting ready to say the same thing
He did say it was a weird shape after all lmao
@AlonzoLerone
i know he didn’t just try and use the slice of cheese as a GRIP to open that jar of pickles.
LMFAO I started crying and hyperventilating when I noticed that!
I literally ran to show my boyfriend this part because I just couldn’t
Now he did not have to put that “zucchini” down his throat like that😂(maybe I’m the only one that noticed)
Had me rolling 😂💀
Nope
I saw that
I was saying the same thing lmao
I was like 👀
“Pringle’s and milk chocolate” eats Pringle’s and chocolate milk.
And gets a zucchini calling it a cucumber
Mannnn I’m glad I ain’t the only one who realised that
Wait wtf is milk chocolate 💀
Not just pringles, sour cream and onion pringles lol
You mean hot chocolate right?
THE PRINGLE AND MILK CHOCOLATE WAS LIKE HERSHEYS CHOCOLATE BAR AND PRINGLES 😂😂😂
YESSS I WAS WEAK WHEN HE PULLED OUT THE MILK😭
Discovered this the other day with salted tortilla chips and chocolate ganache
Right I was like... they said milk CHOCOLATE not chocolate MILK😭😭
Are we just not gonna talk about how he pick sour cream and onion pringles instead or original?
@@Lindseyisloony 😂 ewwwww
I love how he read jalapeno cheese as two separate things and really thought that was right
He didn’t, he said he couldn’t find any jalapeño cheese at his store, so he had to improvise
He mentioned he couldnt find jalapeno cheese so I think thats why he did it that way.
It’s jalapeño cheese, spread, tho. Like dipping sauce or a can of jalapeño nacho cheese. Why everyone missing that??
everyone’s talking about the “cucumber” but not how he tried using the cheese to open the pickle jar 😭😭😭😂
😂😂
Yaaaaa I noticed that too 😂😂
LOOOL I lost it.
Lol I couldn’t believe it
That's a fucking zucchini and he said cucumber wth
That’s a zucchini... Alonzo Lerone, he can spell pregnant, but can’t identify a cucumber 😂
Or say macaroni and cheese
I was wondering if I was the only one that caught that was a zucchini
How do you go to the store for a cuke and pick out a zucchini though? That is my question.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed it was a zucchini 😂
Yes! Thank You 🤣🤣 I’m like ok.....can’t he tell from the way it tastes that it’s not a cucumber?
Alonzo is the only Lactose Intolerant dude i've ever seen who's willing to sacrifice his digestive system to try these weird food combos
His chocolate milk looked a lot like the lactose free chocolate milk I bought yesterday.
When you grabbed the “cucumber” I was likeee noooo that’s not a cucumber 🥒 that’s an italian squash lol 😂
I LOVE THIS SERIES OF WEIRD COMBOS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lol
Dude asked for jalapeño cheese SPREAD and Alonzo’s got a Serrano and Swiss cheese. 😂
I’m screaming 😂😂😂
He was talking mad crap before he put that ice cream and bread in his mouth
🤣🤣
It’s a Filipino thing too!!! 😂😂😂
My stepdad eats ice cream on bread sometimes
That’s a zucchini bro. You up here eating a whole ass squash talking about “I’ve never seen a cucumber shaped like this” you’re just the best!
I’ve never clicked so fast. I love this food combos. He tried to open the pickles jar with the cheese🤣
lmao it makes sense, I have these jar openers it's like a thin material like mousepad grip, and you hold it on the jar lid to give you more traction and a grip, it works super well too I can open some really jammed lids and other threaded things like flashlights and bolts. Cheese isn't really strong enoguh for that but it would give you some friction and grip, might work for a second XD
Checking the comments to see how many people told him it’s a zucchini and not cucumber 🥒
same
Me too
Good for you for checking and not being one of those super cringey people who think they're the only one who noticed lol
“I think Dyson trynna set me up, $14.99 is not worth my bod- “ *Proceeds to drink*
Why’d he do the “cucumber” like that though 😭...
😂🤣😂🤣
It's a zuchinni hehe
I thought I was the only one
He looked kinda sus 😭
Deadass🤣🤣 I was waiting for that comment
The hamster 😂. “I don’t know how far out to sea you are” 😂😂😂.
C-Rashawn 😂😂
When you think a Zucchini is a Cucumber, and Chocolate Milk is Milk Chocolate...Alonzo...you bout to have to make an episode about yourself my guy!
Wait till he finds out the Marine Corps and Army have MRE’s too
I was think the same thing! 😂
Everyone knows that
Bug Juice was the poor kids drink, honestly. I remember putting it in my Grandma's potato soup one time.
Lanzo: treat? Daycare? Wanna go for a walk?
Kash: hey there🤗🤣
Cracking up at his "cucumber" 😂😂😂
He really tried to pop the cap off with the cheese
LMAOOO
🤣🤣🤣
The struggle was real when Alonzo was opening that jar of pickles 😂😂😂😂
A hamster is the navy’s version of chicken cordon bleu lol. It’s chicken, stuffed with ham and cheese. 😂 they call them hamsters because they resemble them 😂.
Damn. I never realized that they do. Best meal in the damn army.
THIS!
Oh gosh 😅!
@H A 😂 I still don't know why we called them hamsters, but that's what we called them.
Oh 😂 Thank you. I was lost.
I don’t wanna be the one to say it but...y he go down on the cucumber like that >.
That part 😭😭😭
Vick Royale I couldn’t help but think “damn that don’t look new to him”
4:38
Stfu! 😂😂😂
It's not a cucumber it's a zucchini
I love how he ate pringles and chocolate milk instead of pringles and milk chocolate 🍫😂
🤔I had to read like 4 times to get it 😅
Ronldbx6 it be like that sometimes 😂
Yup I was like Wtf? After the zucchini / cucumber, now he's mixing up milk chocolate and chocolate milk
Ronldbx6 same lol
Why are so many people pointing out what he did wrong though?? He's doing WEIRD FOOD COMBOS that's wrong enough hahaa!!!
Alonzo: “I’m lactose an tolerant”
Me: “👁👄👁”
He is lack toast and toddler ant!
Alonzo- cute little cucumber
Americans- that’s no cucumber, that’s a zucchini
Me from the uk- THATS A COURGETTE!
YES!!... 😁
y'all pick all those fights with the French and then go and use their words . . .
Yes !!!
@@SangosEvilTwin 💀💀
Asians call it squash XD
“Kash ...kash treat ..daycare...wanna go for a walk”
Kash :👁👄👁
Dude really had a Hershey bar next to him while he was dipping his pringles in chocolate milk
His SOUR CREAM AND ONION pringles.
I ascended when he tried to open a jar of pickles with a piece of cheese
They meant pringles and milk chocolate like a Hershey bar not chocolate milk.
LMAOOO
@@tejahcrim8544 is it funny
B o O yes , i laughed . did i not say “lmao”
How did nobody notice that he picked sour cream and onion pringles??
@@tejahcrim8544 I didn’t say you said “lmao” ;-;
RUclips: *Alonzo Le-*
Me: Hi I love the vibe in the room today🙈
“You eather have to be black, or know someone that’s black to know about bug juice”
Me, a white man that grew up drinking bug juice like water🤔
Aaaaaand same here.. in fact they still sell it at Kwik Trip in the Midwest!! Lol
I’m black and never heard of it
I testify against his statement. Lol. My dad would always buy us bug juice when were little and he dont speak a word of English (were asian btw). 😂
@@maggiehegy9187 oh my god yessss me and my dad would pull up at kwik trip and he always got me one of them even when he picked me up from my moms there was one waiting
Bug juice was the best when I was little.
Why do we like watching Alonzo torture himself?🤣🤣
That’s was kinda sus wit the cucumber
lmao right?! I was like, " why did he eat it like that?"
Faxxxxxxxx
lol......I literally covered my face and was like WHY DID HE DO THAT!!!!
Wasn't even a cucumber. It was a zucchini. Lol
Mayael 2112 how u kno tha
Did anyone else notice how he just cut a slice of the pepper and didn’t clean out the seeds? Bet that was fun.
I was screaming inside. I bet his stomach was veeery happy with that... NOT
No cause of the friggin ad.behind his video is glitching and cant focus on his darn video its annoying as heck.
Bread and ice cream
Should I try it
It was a red bell pepper, those have no spice. My question is, hasn't he hard of jalapeno poppers?
BUG JUICE WAS THE SHIT.
Whenever I went to the movies, I'd get it, gas station I'd get it too. It's been a while since I've seen that stuff
We don't have bug juice in NZ, it looks like blue Powerade.
When I was little I thought bug juice was made out of bugs
They have it all over Georgia and in the gas stations here cause I sell it all
the time! Even the adults get it and I’ve had adults get it that don’t even have kids! they get it cause it’s that damn good !
Definitely a kids lifestyle down in NM as well 😂
Never heard of it
The fact that he wasn’t worried about his life he was worried about the video getting posted 😂😂
1:20-1:21 his reaction to him dropping a glass bottle and it not breaking🤣😭
“I’m trying to keep this video under twenty minutes...”
Me: Why? This is the best part of my day. 😢
says he's broke, gets the biggest jar of pickles. lmao
Ya even with the fact that he already had half a jar of pickles 😂
You put that zucchini in your throat, twisted it, and pulled it back out... I KNOW I'm not the only one who noticed that! 😂
That’s a lotta food and a good portion get yeeted to the floor with an exclaimed “MANNNNN”
The trend is actually a Jalapeño stuffed with cream cheese and takis.
No it’s two it’s the jalapeño and the regular pepper. 😂 I saw somebody else do the tik tok trends in their video.
There was also one with a pepper , cream cheese and everything bagel seasoning... those are the two I saw.
Damariona Goode yea that one too it’s so many tik tok food trends 😂🤦♀️ these RUclipsrs help me keep us with them but I never tried even one 😂😬
I’m planning on trying the two I mentioned really soon 🙃✨
Actually there is another trend with bell peppers and cream cheese with everything bagel seasoning.
Is anyone going to tell him it’s a zucchini, not a cucumber? Lol
Tapatio doritos, cream cheese, and trader joes 'everything but the bagel' seasoning 😋 yum!
I love how he grabbed a Serrano instead of an actual jalapeño 😂😂
Girll he said cucumber and its a zucchini 😂💀
Lol he could’ve gotten pepper Jack cheese
@@Jasmyne241 that’s exactly what I was thinking😭
He said milk chocolate and pulls out chocolate milk 😂😂😂
Adore Jas exactly
He reminds me of when you send a dude to the store with a list and then they come back with all the wrong stuff! "Honey could you pick up some banana bread mix and some orange juice" *he comes back with literally bananas a loaf of bread and orange soda because it was the color orange*😂😂😂
Is anyone gonna tell him that cucumber was a zucchini
Edit about bug juice: I'm not of the African American community and I grew up with Bug Juice as the drink for road trips when I was a toddler. I'm 22 and remember that much
Alonzo every damn time he eats Peanut Butter : Yalll Its Dry🥵
Milk chocolate not chocolate milk. Milk chocolate, like Hershey's.
I was wondering if anyone else noticed.
*Riight haha? I always eat my regular, plain, salted chips / pringles with chocolate hehehe... Take a bite of one, then of the other :p the contrast between the crunchy and salty, then the sweet is SO good.. That's what ive been OBSESSED With during my pregnancy* 👶🙏😂👍 *The person most definitely did not mean dip the pringle in chocolate milk lmao...ive noticed that ALOT with these food videos.. Alonzo needs to pay more attention hahaha*
But why you eating the “cucumber” like that 👀
Alonzo: “y’all have to be black or know someone black to know what bug juice is.”
Me:”My white mom introduced me to bug juice and that woman a thug all in herself!”
🍪
Congratulations
I grew up with big juice too and I lived in the smallest non-diverse town you’ve ever seen
I’m white and my daughter loves bug juice. She likes the red one the most.
Bug juice is gross
Tastes disgusting
4:39 yeaaaa i think he got something to tell us 😳👀
OMG!!! THAT'S A ZUCCHINI NOT A CUCUMBER!!!!
THE WAY YOU JUST GAWK GAWK THAT CUCUMBER 😭😭😂😂
Right that was sus😭
I’m not black bug juice was just my fav drink as a kid
Same here
Same!
It's all 4 of my kids' favorites. They each have their own favorite color, too, lol.
I was literally looking for this comment cause same 😂
Same!!!
MRE’s are all across all branches of military Alonzo
He really went in with that cucumber 🤣😭
ong
Hope everyone’s doing well and keeping safe through these tough times 🙏
The fact that Kash doesn’t get the food that falls on the floor is totally opposite from my dogs
You should try A pickle and cream cheese wrapped up in a piece of ham. It is delicious and it makes a good party snack or just something to have when you hardly have anything in your pantry. 😉
Man really deep throated a cucumber with mustard and saif,"not bad!" With a smirk on his face. Wtf?
Man you read my mind I was thinking the same thing he deep throated that cucumber like a pro. Lol
I died lol
g😭😭😭😭
That's a zucchini
He got pepper jack wrong for swiss, a serrano instead of a jalapeño, and a zucchini from a cucumber, that just makes this video ten times funnier.
David Allen don’t forget chocolate milk for milk chocolate
Thank you! I kept face palming at all of that 😂
You know he doesn’t know how to cook hahah. Don’t know the food aisles.
the “hi sweetie” comment killed me lol 😂
dat zucchini must’ve tasted good with mustard huh 😂
ahh these are hilarious 👌🏼
You need to do another pregnancy one! I would dip my pickles in goat milk 😂 also cream cheese and pickles are my favorite right now 😳 idk why but its amazing
GIRLLLL! please try pickles wrapped in ham and cream cheese. Im pregnant as well and it is literally fireeeee.
Pickles wrapped in bacon with ketchup
😂🙏 *The person most definitely did not mean dip the pringle in chocolate milk lmao...ive noticed that ALOT with these food videos.. Alonzo needs to pay more attention hahaha*
that wasn't a cucumber, was it? cause it looks like a zucchini to me.
Yes it's a zucchini lol
Yup I was going to say that as well
Right?! It wasn't a cucumber
Was going to comment the same thing! 😂
That’s what I was thinkin 🤦🏼♀️😂
Here's some weird food combos that I like:
-sweet chilli heat hot Cheetos and hummus or cream cheese frosting
-late night Doritos and Hershey's cookies and cream drops
-blue takis and apple sauce
-blue takis and cream cheese
Edit: also regular spaghetti with sour cream and bacon
Bug juice was literally my entire childhood I’m a white girl from the hood lmao
when is he gonna realize that when people say jalapeno cheese they mean pepper jack😂😂😂
"Pringles and Milk Chocolate"
* pulls out Chocolate milk *
Forget that. He picked sour cream and onion pringles!
I don’t think he knows what things are
Riight. That's what I thought
Definitely thought this same thing 🤣
My husband is in the navy and eats like a 7 year old lol, doesn’t try anything new and hates any condiment, he doesn’t even drink milk 😂
man growing up in a small town in North Carolina, getting bug juice after school was the highlight of my day
The Navy must be pregnant 😆
Also I drunk bug juice when I was little and I'm not black. They were just cheap. Liked them as a kid but now it just reminds me of glucose testing drink. 🤮
So I grew up in a tiny town in the Midwest where there weren’t any African Americans......I drank bug juice all the damn time. Hell I was the only mixed kid as I’m half Mexican half white.
But did anyone notice how he tried the open the pickle jar with a slice of cheese LMAO
at 5:45 my hamster was very offended while watching😔
The mustard on his arm at 9:03 killed me😂
Was looking for this comment lmao
Did anyone tell him that the “cucumber” is actually a zucchini lol!!!
I couldn’t stop looking at that mustard on his arm 😂😂
that chocolate milk is actually one of the best ones i’ve ever had in my life 😂😂😂