Usually if you move in a determined direction, and don't dodle, you can get by with just a hiss thrown at you. It's the hesitation that leads to attacks
Interestingly enough they do throw those wings like fists. I have seen ganders lock up with one another and just exchange left and right hooks until one of them gave up. Happens pre breeding season when the ganders are trying to claim the best geese, but they will throw hands year round if u mess with em, goose or gander
@@quinntonb1626 Jogging on this same path another day with my dog on an extendable leash, my dog charged toward the baby geese near the water just off the path. The mama (I think) goose ran back at my small dog who tried to run away from the goose. The goose jumped on my dog’s back and proceeded to flap its wings on my dog. It was pretty funny actually, and my dog didn’t charge toward any of them any more for several months until I guess she finally forgot about it happening.
If you simply tell the goose "Hey I am not interested in stealing or eating your children ma'am", they will politely apologize and let you go on with your day
@@DR-re8tp I am around Canada Geese and other geese regularly and they're super friendly to me, because I am in the first place. Love them. Powerful intelligent clever smart critters, very social, too
I remember doing this once, but it flew against me. So I littlerally made a goose bounce off my chest, it landed on its back and got up confused for moment.
I bet most animals freak out and get aggressive to protect their young. But most animals are reclusive sissies and we don't see this. Canada Geese will raise kids anywhere, and if you mess with 'em, well I hope you got good health insurance!
We have a bird conservation area and a few years back a mama goose was babysitting all the goslings. She came over for some seed with about 20 babies in tow. All over our feet and nibbling seeds. It was a great day! I still have the video ❤
A goose hissed at me while I was trying to save it, its partner and their baby goslings from getting run over in traffic. They were running around in an intersection and ended up in the middle of a two way lane. Luckily, I was wearing my reflective road gear because I was riding my bike in the rain and managed to quickly get them to the other side. No goslings dead or hurt.
@@patrickb-man1309 100% don't let geese intimidate you! Lol, I see a lot off ppl get scared cuz they think they will break your bones... their bones are hollow so I find it very hard to believe this 😂 unless you can tell they are on their eggs you can get close to them! Shared lunch with some the other day lol seemed like nice people.
@@polygamygaming7526fear of pain is a good deterrent. being fierce can convince a potential enemy you're not worth fighting. kinda like "I know you can kill me, but if you try you won't escape unscathed. Are you prepared for that? if not, back off". other examples I can think of are cats being able to chase off a bear or most animals avoiding wasps by the way, a goose can cause significant damage with a powerful wing slap or a bite with their jagged beaks (I'm not kidding, look up goose teeth. i know they aren't real teeth but ouch 😂)
@@jw2442 do you flee from an angry cat or a wasp because you aren't hungry 😂 lack of hunger could possibly contribute to why a bear would run, but I personally don't think it's the main reason
This is more like “ignorance is bliss” rather than “bravery”, because I didn’t see them as being threatening at all. Bravery would employ that there was fear and that I pushed through the fear to get near them. I felt no fear toward them at all because I didn’t think I was in danger at all. Maybe I was in danger and just didn’t know it.
I was once attacked by a goose i was sitting near the lake when the goose bit my neck,i turned around with a mean look and slapped it so hard that it fell down,it ran back to the water very quickly
Pretty friendly based off my experience. I once went on a walk and the geese straight up came out of the water and ran full speed at me for no reason. Keep in mind the trail is about 2 semitrucks away from the water. She was a mean ass bird.
That happened to me one time. I was walking to the train station on my way to work & walked past a family of Geese. The mama goose started hissing at me then it started to fly at me & pecked me a couple times.
I'm surprised you got that close to the babies without an attack
Usually if you move in a determined direction, and don't dodle, you can get by with just a hiss thrown at you.
It's the hesitation that leads to attacks
@@Graycata I got attacked on my motorcycle once just going in a straight line lol. Probably hurt itself I just kept going.
trash rats.
Prob bc he was running
I’ve been attacked many - their pecks are mere pinch that human give you / defenseless animals -
He raised his wings like it was saying "you want sum??!!"
I didn't know a mother goose is a he
She/her, please respect pronouns
Interestingly enough they do throw those wings like fists. I have seen ganders lock up with one another and just exchange left and right hooks until one of them gave up. Happens pre breeding season when the ganders are trying to claim the best geese, but they will throw hands year round if u mess with em, goose or gander
@@quinntonb1626
Jogging on this same path another day with my dog on an extendable leash, my dog charged toward the baby geese near the water just off the path. The mama (I think) goose ran back at my small dog who tried to run away from the goose. The goose jumped on my dog’s back and proceeded to flap its wings on my dog.
It was pretty funny actually, and my dog didn’t charge toward any of them any more for several months until I guess she finally forgot about it happening.
@@Wall_flowerit's a dad idiot a dad hisses moms are lazy fat bitchs
The wild cobra chickens are at it again
Hahahahahahaha whahahat the actual Frick 😂😂
COBRA CHICKENS 😂😂
*Hiss back, don't show fear..they can smell fear*
lol
“Hisss…..”
Wait, that was with dogs, RUN!!!
uh ackshually birds have a very weak sense of smell ☝️🤓
Why scared of goose fr just kick it in neck amd it says goodbye to u with fragile bones
That thing was 100% ready to throw
Throw -hands- flaps
They always ready, if they were our size, they would be more dangerous than Hippos and Lions.
Daddy Goose: I know you want my kids!
Jogger: No. I don't.
If you simply tell the goose "Hey I am not interested in stealing or eating your children ma'am", they will politely apologize and let you go on with your day
That's the mother at the front. The babies follow her not him.
@@Ribbo its actually the opposite for the canadian goose, a lot of people get it mixed up.
@@Holafishyguy5you’re right. Swans too. Fathers take the offensive while mothers stay behind and guard.
Im convinced this was a raptor millions of years ago 🤣
Well birds ARE the only living dinosaurs today so...
*You ain't wrong.*
They are modern day dinosaurs. Geese rule!
Velociraptor
Nah bro those things hunted raptors back in the day… fricken cobra chickens 😒
@@DR-re8tp I am around Canada Geese and other geese regularly and they're super friendly to me, because I am in the first place. Love them. Powerful intelligent clever smart critters, very social, too
Goose: DON'T MAKE ME USE MY WINGS OF FURY!
It's like "STOP! YIELD TO US!"
Thats a good dad protecting his chicks
This is very wholesome like Mama's protecting babies
It's the male that does. They're the ones that hiss
@@soluslightblast8302pretty sure the female ones do it too
@@keyanamurray4144 The Canada geese most likely to attack are the males.
The fact the babies had no problems with you tho is hilarious
Exactly, they were completely oblivious that anything was wrong during that entire interaction
Looks like dad was protecting the family! “Stand back kids. This may get violent.”
Violence is the only thing these evil swans know.
Thats the mom. The dads just chillin
This happened to me multiple times while bike riding yesterday 😂
Duck: hey leave my babies alone!
@@lennoxbh1102 it a goose unless you were joking
Egyptian geese also like that they just walk away and look at you like why did you do that for
😂😂😂 who tf cares what he said @@kaijufan0014
bro was ready to throw hands
*Broette*
Mother goose: YOU WANNA 1V1 M--
Oh, i guess not.
I remember doing this once, but it flew against me. So I littlerally made a goose bounce off my chest, it landed on its back and got up confused for moment.
That’s funny
Geese are like paranoid schizophrenics.
Lol...true
I bet most animals freak out and get aggressive to protect their young. But most animals are reclusive sissies and we don't see this. Canada Geese will raise kids anywhere, and if you mess with 'em, well I hope you got good health insurance!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s because they’re super protective of their young. Just like a lot of animals.
They are really introverted where I live lol
That is a very determined crossing guard.
“What’s up Bro?!”
We have a bird conservation area and a few years back a mama goose was babysitting all the goslings. She came over for some seed with about 20 babies in tow. All over our feet and nibbling seeds. It was a great day! I still have the video ❤
UPLOAD IT TF
Babies just stood there like "This is it...... I've lived a good life"
SHE DEFINITELY MEANT BUSINESS, JUST DOING HER JOB. PROTECTING HER LITTLE ONES.LOVE IT
The cobra chickens out in force in the park eh? Lolol I love em.
Give That Goose an Oscar
A goose hissed at me while I was trying to save it, its partner and their baby goslings from getting run over in traffic. They were running around in an intersection and ended up in the middle of a two way lane. Luckily, I was wearing my reflective road gear because I was riding my bike in the rain and managed to quickly get them to the other side. No goslings dead or hurt.
What a fierce bird!
Lmaooo he was saying “hey hey heyyyy red light dont u see the babies crossing”😂😂😂😂😂
The human: “sup goose”
The goose: “GET AWAY BRO TRYING TO PROTECT MY BABY”
"Fellas I'm just passin By"
Goose about that life
Goose: ey, we're walking here...
I see a dinner feast ready to happen. That can serve at least 10 people
BABIES are like what is going on
DAD SWANG:DONT COME NEAR TO MY BABIES
Hiss back, assert dominance as a bigger goose
That's a good parent right there
They think they’re so tough 😂😂
If only I had a protective dad like that 😂
They’re better parents than most people that’s for sure.
If only I have a dad...
@@Max.the.dragon Same...
@@MargaritaMagdalena 🫂
@@Max.the.dragon 🤗🤗🤗
Geese really need to get the memo that "don't start nothin, won't be nothin."
Mess with the honk? You get the bonk!
Wow. Never actually seen someone escape unscathed.
I know right!
The goose is saying wtf man get tf outta my way were crossing here buddy!
Picks her up and runs away. Gooslings start following.
Great survival story. Geese have been known to attack/destroy anyone getting anywhere near their babies.
Love how he has his wings out.
I am suddenly getting all kinds of Canada Goose videos.
That's because it's gosling season. In the US at least
sounds like intense sniffing💀💀💀💀☠️
Bro thinks he’s Daffy Duck 💀
I like how you ran right past 😂
I had a mission and saw no need to stop. Lol
@@patrickb-man1309 100% don't let geese intimidate you! Lol, I see a lot off ppl get scared cuz they think they will break your bones... their bones are hollow so I find it very hard to believe this 😂 unless you can tell they are on their eggs you can get close to them! Shared lunch with some the other day lol seemed like nice people.
@@polygamygaming7526fear of pain is a good deterrent. being fierce can convince a potential enemy you're not worth fighting. kinda like "I know you can kill me, but if you try you won't escape unscathed. Are you prepared for that? if not, back off". other examples I can think of are cats being able to chase off a bear or most animals avoiding wasps
by the way, a goose can cause significant damage with a powerful wing slap or a bite with their jagged beaks (I'm not kidding, look up goose teeth. i know they aren't real teeth but ouch 😂)
@@silverfox9004
The bear wasn't hungry.
@@jw2442 do you flee from an angry cat or a wasp because you aren't hungry 😂
lack of hunger could possibly contribute to why a bear would run, but I personally don't think it's the main reason
goose hissing (Found Footage) 🤣
Guessing that’s what you searched for.
The way the goose has his mouth open 😂
bro is running a marathon in the goose park
She was ready, she ran up to throw some wings!
Runner sees goose family runner keeps running like they aren’t there
Damn geese. You cant go nowhere without stepping in goose droppings whenever you go out.
Daddys got a new 45’
when geese hiss at you they’re just asking and I kind of wait to just leave them alone
“I’m walking here” 🪿
is that supposed to intimidate me?
I'M HIGHER IN THE FOOD CHAIN!!!
The Cobra chickens are out now I see
😂❤️😍! So cute and vicious😂
Finally someone who appreciates it. Lol
I’ve been getting a string of unnecessary negative comments before this one. 🍻
Could have passed the family with a verbal greeting by saying "how you doing (A)"
He could have ran to the other side instead of filming them and almost running into the,. He’s a disrespectful jerk!
@@Whatnok is your name Gianna?, and this world needs more souls with your vision of decency manifested as common sense......¿
@@Whatnok yea…… no
Goose: "HEY! WE'RE WALKING HERE!!"
"you mind slowin down?"
When you're a paper boy in a dangerous neighbourhood
Protecting Family, Dude🦢🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
He's like "EXCUSE ME SIR BUT THIS IS A GEESE FAMILY OUTING, RUNNING ISNT PERMITTED"
I didn't know baby geese were that big 😅😂
I mean, geese are the spawn of the devil, but you’re TA in this situation 😂
Behold the cobra chicken
Ah the Canadian border patrol…all bite and no bark! 😂
The way it walked😭
The trick is to blink very slowly, and try to mimic the way they bob their heads. A slow blink to a lot of animals usually means "I mean you no harm."
For a sec i really thought he was about to run up and grab the goose and run away
Thank you for just passing by and letting the geese 🪿 do their thing. ❤❤❤
How parents should be to protect their bubas :)
“Hey, hey, hey, get away from my KIDZZZZUH”
Shouldve played the pokemon battle music
bros charging at them like the armored titan
Never knew they could hiss!
He walked out like : wus good nigga ya want sum? !
Untitled Goose Game be like:
Babies those full grown. Let em go mama papa. You raised em good. Usually they are eaten by snappers by now they big enough to be hissing at you too.
What a wonderful goose mother!
Honestly you are a brave brave man. I won’t even go anywhere on a trail or pavement when it’s there breeding season
This is more like “ignorance is bliss” rather than “bravery”, because I didn’t see them as being threatening at all. Bravery would employ that there was fear and that I pushed through the fear to get near them.
I felt no fear toward them at all because I didn’t think I was in danger at all. Maybe I was in danger and just didn’t know it.
I had to do battle with a goose that blocks the cafeteria at my job.
“I told you it’s chicken, not duck!”
damn goose stopped in front of u nd was like “come at me bruh!”
Nice footage,thanks for sharing 😊👍
Goose:DONT YOU DARE
That's literally me when there are visitors in my house☠️
I always panic when I see one of these things in my path for this exact reason
I was once attacked by a goose i was sitting near the lake when the goose bit my neck,i turned around with a mean look and slapped it so hard that it fell down,it ran back to the water very quickly
ママかな？パパかな？？愛を感じますね！
Bro got in the way and acted like he was the problem
I heard that if you pick up one of the babies, the ma and pa goose will not hiss at you and will create an everlasting bond with you.
It`s good to see that despite our best efforts to pave over the planet , there is still wild life surviving .
There is a mind boggling amount of untouched land all over the planet.
All i see is something to be put on a dinner table
they dont hiss at my great dane anymore they give her passage :)
This shows they are really all bark no bite so long as your bigger than them
nah, it was no bluff. That goose would fight with all it's might to defend its babies, and those jagged beaks are no joke (look up goose teeth)
Pretty friendly based off my experience. I once went on a walk and the geese straight up came out of the water and ran full speed at me for no reason. Keep in mind the trail is about 2 semitrucks away from the water. She was a mean ass bird.
lol… that would have been an interesting sight
That happened to me one time. I was walking to the train station on my way to work & walked past a family of Geese. The mama goose started hissing at me then it started to fly at me & pecked me a couple times.