I love my Guard Goose. His name is Larry.

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @MitchJohnson0110
    @MitchJohnson0110 4 года назад +18720

    RUclips Algorithm: "Hello would you like to meet Larry the Guard Goose?"
    *Why yes, I would.*

    • @esthermiller2713
      @esthermiller2713 4 года назад +94

      Mitchell Johnson , when my dad & his identical twin were in their late teens they acquired a bear cub to have as a pet. When dad married mom (in ‘30) he & my uncle still had the bear (& eventually donated him to a zoo when the bear started becoming too much to handle). When she was a cub they named her Fanny. Apparently, mom would get rather annoyed with dad when they had visitors to our home (long before they had me.....their fourth & final addition to the family).....& dad would say to the visitors, “Would you like to see my bear Fanny?” True story. Dad had a crazy sense of humour.......which was passed on to me genetically. I was given several pictures of dad & my uncle with Fanny......so I’m glad to have that proof of Fanny’s existence! 😁

    • @conniecrawford5231
      @conniecrawford5231 4 года назад +53

      Llamas are excellent guard protector for sheep and goats,

    • @esthermiller2713
      @esthermiller2713 4 года назад +51

      Connie Crawford , I have only one old goat. I married him thirteen years ago. They don’t allow llamas in our highrise. So I have to protect him as best as I can.

    • @caseyscottclegg
      @caseyscottclegg 4 года назад +17

      The answer is probably obvious but How do you keep your goose from flying away

    • @mr08tsx
      @mr08tsx 4 года назад +10

      I want to meet Larry!

  • @stevewapner9061
    @stevewapner9061 4 года назад +5568

    Spring comes: “Well guys, Larry got a little aggressive and, umm, he evicted us from the farm. He owns it now. His lawyers were better than ours.”

    • @artistp8211
      @artistp8211 4 года назад +117

      Steve Wapner Aflac always wins

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 года назад +16

      @@artistp8211 Sorry, that's a duck. Maybe they have a waterfowl rider?

    • @mobili2
      @mobili2 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @mobslayer2023
      @mobslayer2023 4 года назад +22

      Sounds like you need to consult A Bunch of Baby Ducks

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 года назад

      @@mobslayer2023 What a great idea!
      ruclips.net/video/aHBRB0KY6zI/видео.html

  • @mr.h3974
    @mr.h3974 4 года назад +2948

    I think Larry needs a cowboy hat and sherrif badge.

    • @a_stranger_loop
      @a_stranger_loop 4 года назад +35

      Mr. H I’d donate to the go fund me page for a TV show about Sheriff Larry.

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp 4 года назад +25

      Don't forget the cowboy gun belt, he needs no gun but he would look cool.

    • @mathphysicsnerd
      @mathphysicsnerd 4 года назад +15

      I think he needs a pair of Gurren Lagann glasses

    • @xxDOTH3DEWxx
      @xxDOTH3DEWxx 4 года назад +8

      Lieutenant Larry Gander

    • @ronque23
      @ronque23 4 года назад +4

      Mr. H and spurs. Don’t forget the little spurs

  • @sybilmayo415
    @sybilmayo415 3 года назад +483

    We had a male goose who did this and when I researched it I found out that they are called sentinels. He watched over everything, ducks, baby ducks, gosling, etc. Anything that came within his purview, he protected. It was crazy and people thought I was nuts when I told them about it.

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 2 года назад +26

      It does sound crazy but understanding a little how all these dinos work, i believe it. :D
      Some farm animals of different species do end up getting along and protect each other.
      The other day I saw a video where a sheep dog bought all the sheep to his house’s porch. I can only imagine the shenanigans that sometimes happen on farms.

    • @TheEmpress185
      @TheEmpress185 2 года назад +2

      It is true though 😀

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 2 года назад +4

      Are the sentinels happy to go inside at night?

  • @bobdoll2791
    @bobdoll2791 4 года назад +5145

    Does not want roosters because they crow all the time.
    Larry: HOOOOOOOOOOONK

    • @Zaza-ho5yy
      @Zaza-ho5yy 4 года назад +232

      Roosters are really loud and can be heard from a mile away.

    • @alfredwayne6498
      @alfredwayne6498 4 года назад +203

      Shoot. People can hear that goose a mile away from my phone.

    • @blakew5672
      @blakew5672 4 года назад +173

      If you’ve had both there’s no comparison between the two. While geese are loud there’s less overall noise with them.
      Mine honks when he first sees me in the morning, anytime my neighbor goes down his driveway (it runs past my coop) and when anytime “dangerous” might be going down. It’ll also honk if I’ve missed the normal feeding time. Beyond that, quiet as a mouse.
      The roosters I’ve had.....randomly throughout the day for seemingly no reason, anytime they hear another rooster, and of course the 5-5:30 AM wake up call. If you live anywhere there’s another rooster in earshot they basically never shut-up.
      The goose is much more pleasant to have around than a rooster, and I’ve never had an aggressive rooster.

    • @4nd3rzzon
      @4nd3rzzon 4 года назад +35

      And roosters don't even work as guards against aerial predators my mother lost 3 big roosters to golden eagles, or it might been a falcon I don't remember

    • @blakew5672
      @blakew5672 4 года назад +67

      4nderzzon
      Golden eagles?! I’d imagine there’s not much short of a decently sized dog that would deter an eagle. The right rooster WILL attempt to fight aerial threats, but they mainly just keep a watchful eye and alert the hens.
      Roosters rarely survive any actual threats to the chickens. The way I see it, if there’s an attack, be it dog, raccoon, hawk/eagle and the only thing that dies is the rooster that means the rooster did his job.

  • @StartTheAlpha12
    @StartTheAlpha12 4 года назад +4223

    Larry: "It ain't much, but it's honest work"

  • @matthias8122
    @matthias8122 4 года назад +3658

    Larry’s secret is knowing how to look up.

    • @tiffanyferguson829
      @tiffanyferguson829 4 года назад +6

      @Hate Monger They can't?

    • @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s
      @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s 4 года назад +92

      @@tiffanyferguson829 They can and do lol

    • @tiffanyferguson829
      @tiffanyferguson829 4 года назад +110

      @@G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s Ok I was looking down at my dog like have you been pretending to look up this whole time. Lol

    • @newfiefitz412
      @newfiefitz412 4 года назад +9

      @Hate Monger never heard of a bird dog? 🤣🤣

    • @cahillp3
      @cahillp3 4 года назад +9

      Pigs envy Larry

  • @sanashah8141
    @sanashah8141 4 года назад +2712

    I know a goose that raised a panda to be the greatest protector of China.

    • @bigdadbeefsticks
      @bigdadbeefsticks 3 года назад +13

      AAAA

    • @tybg111
      @tybg111 3 года назад +16

      YEOOO😂😂😂

    • @seeeddie850
      @seeeddie850 3 года назад +73

      I heard about that, didn't they turn that into a movie?

    • @davidegaleotti94
      @davidegaleotti94 3 года назад +5

      That's all I need to know!

    • @randomname0
      @randomname0 3 года назад +28

      "Who am i? Son of a panda? Son of a GOOSE?" - kfp 2

  • @PilsnerGrip
    @PilsnerGrip 4 года назад +2433

    "Roosters were too loud.."
    Larry: *launches screeching sonic boom, breaking all glass in a 1km radius*

    • @DinoNucci
      @DinoNucci 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, WORST NEIGHBOR ON EARTH

    • @kateg2255
      @kateg2255 4 года назад +2

      🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤭🤭🤭🤯🤯🤯🎧🎧

    • @Abdi-libaax
      @Abdi-libaax 4 года назад

      My ears! 😬

    • @kennethmoses4900
      @kennethmoses4900 4 года назад +25

      I know this was a joke, but roosters really are loud. Most of the time, a stead with a large grazing area requires multiple roosters, which takes up useful space and amplifies the noise.

    • @ragganyc
      @ragganyc 4 года назад +12

      Madger Bole True.. but he doesn’t do it in the morning so it’s OK😺

  • @user-cp9id1mj8b
    @user-cp9id1mj8b 4 года назад +3051

    The Romans used guard geese as well. They would wake the soldiers while sleeping during a surprise attack.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 года назад +263

      Yup! They got that trick from the ancient Chinese. They've used geese as guard animals for ages, both for livestock and home protection.

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 4 года назад +82

      @@WobblesandBean
      Err no they didn't get it from the Chinese

    • @Steveorino123
      @Steveorino123 4 года назад +90

      Wobbles and Bean - no, the Chinese used crickets, not guard geese you silly goose!

    • @xsqio
      @xsqio 4 года назад +264

      To elaborate on Koana's comment for anyone interested: legend has it that in the year 390 BC the city of Rome was being besieged by a tribe of Gauls, relief for the Romans was on the way however during the night the Gauls attempted to ambush the hill (one of seven) of Campidoglio in an effort to take the city before Roman reinforcements arrived, only to be thwarted by the geese that stood guard around the farms sorrounding the hill, which with great noise and fracas woke up the defending soldiers once they had noticed the approaching attackers, and that is how Rome was saved by geese.
      PS: Geese were believed to be an embodiement of the goddess Juno so they were not eaten during the siege.

    • @PajamaJazama
      @PajamaJazama 4 года назад +42

      ​@@xsqio hehe, beat me to telling it. That story is awesome, as is the art depicting it :)

  • @johnr.timmers2297
    @johnr.timmers2297 4 года назад +2017

    Larry: "These are my children. They are strange but they are mine, no touch."
    Good boy Larry

  • @petsan97
    @petsan97 2 года назад +149

    Fun fact. Using Geese as guard animals is a thing we've been doing for millennia. And Larry, as a Roman Tufted goose is part of one of the oldest, well over 2000 year old breeds that works well as guards because they were likely originally bred for that exact purpose. The Romans used them widely and considered them sacred to the Goddess Juno (Hera) who embodied the protection of Rome itself.
    Larry's ancestors are even credited with foiling a night-time attack on the Roman capital by the Gauls, they got a temple built in their honor. And this has continued well into the current age. Most recently, a force of 500 geese assisted in guarding the border between Chongzuo and Vietnam during the covid pandemic.

    • @angelwings7930
      @angelwings7930 2 года назад +7

      That is truly fascinating. 👍

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 2 года назад

      500 geese and 500 trained dogs are guarding the small border. It's more of a thing that China can do to say they are "preventing the spread of covid". It helps them to phrase the sickness as something that foreigners bring in, instead of an illness that is running rampant at home. Illegal Vietnamese immigrants running into China, with their damn virus, of course!
      This area is also an "autonomous" minority ethnic region so non-Han people get the stick at usual - the geese are not trained at all (even according to Chinese state media lol) so they are just going to shriek at all the locals. The Roman example is way more interesting and actually meaningful.

    • @aelwynwitch9460
      @aelwynwitch9460 2 года назад +4

      My grandparents had guard geese 82 years ago. Better than a dog.

    • @jonathangoll2918
      @jonathangoll2918 2 года назад +8

      Therefore the Temple was known as the Temple of Juno the Warner, the Latin for which is Juno Moneta. Later the Temple became the Treasury, so this where the word 'money' comes from.

    • @Sercer25
      @Sercer25 Год назад +2

      Were the geese guarding the border vaccinated?

  • @itsareed6583
    @itsareed6583 4 года назад +2616

    Larry when predators get close:
    peace was never an option

    • @ladybirdg5658
      @ladybirdg5658 4 года назад +157

      "You mess with the honk you get the bonk"

    • @arcstaff
      @arcstaff 4 года назад +92

      Mess with the quacc you get the wacc

    • @ongon6813
      @ongon6813 4 года назад +39

      Soviet Kappa THAT A’INT IT CHIEF

    • @nati.7700
      @nati.7700 4 года назад +17

      Soviet Kappa w a i t

    • @rainbowdragon4248
      @rainbowdragon4248 4 года назад +8

      *untilted goose game music plays*

  • @eddyram4932
    @eddyram4932 4 года назад +2666

    Predator gets close...
    Larry: So you have chosen...DEATH

  • @M3L0618
    @M3L0618 4 года назад +4871

    Using a goose as a guard is equivalent to hiring a hyper-aggressive 8 foot Russian man with a massive scar across his face.

    • @veganpiranha3302
      @veganpiranha3302 4 года назад +32

      M3L0619 😂

    • @Haydatsanime
      @Haydatsanime 4 года назад +108

      Geese don't afraid

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 4 года назад +19

      Except for the part where the Russian man can actually hurt you, a goose not so much.

    • @19MadMax98
      @19MadMax98 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @xXJasonardoXx
      @xXJasonardoXx 4 года назад +164

      @@chaotixthefox You have not been attacked by a goose apparently. :P

  • @six159nagito
    @six159nagito 4 года назад +609

    "This boi eats 2 pounds of feed a day..."
    Absolute unit, Larry.

    • @cupidok2768
      @cupidok2768 2 года назад +7

      Y is that thing scream ing while the chickens just quiet. They all just stare at him

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 2 года назад +18

      Larry is still underpaid but he will do his job.

    • @incorectulpolitic
      @incorectulpolitic 2 года назад

      how much does a rooster eat per day?

    • @edojidai9341
      @edojidai9341 2 года назад +3

      @@incorectulpolitic Little over a half a pound!

    • @Hello22587
      @Hello22587 2 года назад

      Yup.

  • @thesnuggler9606
    @thesnuggler9606 4 года назад +1185

    Mess with the honk: you get the bonk.

  • @perfectblue8370
    @perfectblue8370 4 года назад +2744

    Josh: "Roosters are too loud" Larry at sunset: "Hold my beer"

    • @NormanAlexander92
      @NormanAlexander92 4 года назад +23

      Perfect Blue i thought the same LoL so stupid

    • @kaosinc
      @kaosinc 4 года назад +21

      I would still enjoy Larry better especially if I had a hangover!

    • @lilkreen
      @lilkreen 4 года назад +134

      Roosters have self-closing ear canals because they crow so damn loud. And they do that all day not just at dawn. Larry honking at night isn't that bad.

    • @thestoebz
      @thestoebz 4 года назад +87

      @@NormanAlexander92 you've never been around a crowing rooster if you think Larry is louder

    • @none_ya001
      @none_ya001 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 4 года назад +1371

    3:11 "So, very effective with the aerial predators."
    3:14 *Cut to shot of Larry staring into the sky, emphasizing his effectiveness against aerial predators.*

    • @TekGriffon
      @TekGriffon 4 года назад +48

      I scrolled down just to find the 3:14 reference. Looked like an AA system coming online, lol

  • @BluePiggy
    @BluePiggy 4 года назад +162

    I know geese can be aggressive to the point of being downright scary, and I thought that would be what made Larry valuable as a guardian. It's surprising and heart-warming to see that he guards the chickens because he considers them his family. Mating season notwithstanding, he seems pretty fulfilled.

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 2 года назад +8

      Dom toretto would like to hang out with this goose and talk about family protection

    • @meepmoop2308
      @meepmoop2308 2 года назад +9

      @Brad Cain Try getting charged by a canada goose. those things are bigger than they look. Not life-threatingly scary but not an animal you want to piss off.

    • @Mel-qr5ob
      @Mel-qr5ob Год назад +4

      @Brad Cain If you don't think geeze are scary I think you're the one who's lived a sheltered life.
      Farm geese are still domesticated animals dude I call that pretty bloody sheltered if the only geese you've had come in contact with are domestic and never wild.

    • @JazzyFunkaHolic
      @JazzyFunkaHolic Год назад

      ​@@meepmoop2308why would you try to get charged. Thats like saying try to get stabbed by a human to prove that all humans stab others.

    • @JazzyFunkaHolic
      @JazzyFunkaHolic Год назад

      ​​@@Mel-qr5obnly wild geese for me. Last week I laid on the ground with a egyptian geese family at the rhine. They were curiously looking and not bothering me at all. Maybe you are too fast moving/aggressive/loud near geese?

  • @missycat7598
    @missycat7598 4 года назад +2052

    His little tail wag when the door was closed! He looks so proud of himself!! A happy boy!!!!

    • @JJ-vm6lx
      @JJ-vm6lx 4 года назад +13

      I think he was doing roll call!!??

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 4 года назад +15

      a guard swan would by more effective, their defense stat as well as their base stat total is higher.

    • @NPClownumber81googolplex
      @NPClownumber81googolplex 4 года назад +3

      @@bleddynwolf8463 can they Mega-Evolve tho?

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 2 года назад +1

      @@bleddynwolf8463 wouldn’t fit in the coop durr…

    • @RickHlive
      @RickHlive 2 года назад

      Those Hens are real tarts .. they sleep with anyone .. 😀

  • @Pironesia
    @Pironesia 4 года назад +940

    Roosters are loud and we live in a residential area
    Goose: HAAAOOUUNKK

    • @QuestionableObject
      @QuestionableObject 4 года назад +20

      Nothing on a crowing rooster

    • @timh.7169
      @timh.7169 4 года назад

      truuuue

    • @farmerjoseph8683
      @farmerjoseph8683 4 года назад +12

      Questionable Object what’s the difference people let dogs bark all day I returned the favor to my neighbor and got three roosters

    • @glennsommer8901
      @glennsommer8901 4 года назад +3

      you really got lucky with timing on my screen... like granted

    • @hugono3938
      @hugono3938 4 года назад

      Farmer Joe nice

  • @antoniopimpao9645
    @antoniopimpao9645 4 года назад +860

    Man, Larry's crowd control skills are maxed out.

    • @VK-qo1gm
      @VK-qo1gm 4 года назад +10

      @Something Mildly Homophobic wt??

    • @hugono3938
      @hugono3938 4 года назад +1

      if you look at this you are DEAD

    • @bluudlung
      @bluudlung 4 года назад

      Hugo No thank god

  • @thepoetofthemind3546
    @thepoetofthemind3546 4 года назад +143

    Something interesting is he sounds like a chicken. His honking sounds like he's trying to imitate a chicken. My friend has a duck that was raised with two geese and the duck sounds like a goose.

    • @zacharynetzer819
      @zacharynetzer819 3 года назад +22

      I’d be curious to know if that is them just trying to fit in, or if they have actually picked up on the “language” of their fellow birds. Most birds are more intelligent than we give them credit for. So maybe they are able to figure out what the various chirps are for and apply them?

    • @alexisgf5253
      @alexisgf5253 3 года назад +2

      @@zacharynetzer819 lol

  • @Sarah.Riedel
    @Sarah.Riedel 4 года назад +1342

    [Boeing 767 passes overhead]
    Larry: *BEHOLD IT IS DEATH THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS*

    • @jackmcfadden-finlayson372
      @jackmcfadden-finlayson372 4 года назад +55

      Is he able to see his reflection that far away?

    • @Miikhiel
      @Miikhiel 4 года назад +16

      *Boeing 737 Max has entered the chat room.*

    • @AdiSogi3
      @AdiSogi3 4 года назад +2

      You made my day better🤣🤣🤣

    • @KreatumKreator
      @KreatumKreator 4 года назад

      @@jackmcfadden-finlayson372 you made my day with this comment

  • @nm9506
    @nm9506 4 года назад +822

    Who is the white prince who protects the chick?
    His name is *Larry*

  • @brydiecavanagh2393
    @brydiecavanagh2393 4 года назад +1138

    We have a guard goose too. He took on a bald eagle to save our ducks. His name is Chapo, he's an Emden, and we love him even though he hisses and nips us.

    • @ameliagrein5070
      @ameliagrein5070 4 года назад +73

      Brydie Cavanagh ehhh?! A whole eagle?! This statement begs to be elaborated on

    • @inquisitivesoutherntara6997
      @inquisitivesoutherntara6997 4 года назад +19

      Do you have a RUclips channel with videos of Chapo?

    • @andnowawordfromoursponsor4173
      @andnowawordfromoursponsor4173 4 года назад +65

      If El Chapo can take on predators, what's a little nipping and hissing ??

    • @ReeceRedman
      @ReeceRedman 4 года назад +56

      @@ameliagrein5070 I would be a bit concerned if there wasn't a whole eagle.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 года назад +34

      @@ReeceRedman Yeah. Like, what is a partial eagle? Are there other alternatives to a 'whole eagle'? If there are, or we're measuring things with 'eagle' being the standard, are hawks more or less than a 'whole eagle'? what about a coyote? A bobcat? I have questions.

  • @neveraskedforahandle
    @neveraskedforahandle 2 года назад +54

    My neighbor had a guard goose in a big city. My friends thought I was stupid for liking the idea.
    That all stopped when I convinced one of them to go up to the fence. They were surprised when it came over the fence as they somehow forgot geese can fly.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 2 года назад +14

      Imagine trying to hop a fence and getting jumped by a flock of geese

  • @Renfair333
    @Renfair333 4 года назад +3941

    Sun: *sets*
    Larry: SHUTTHEDOORSHUTTHEDOORBEHINDMESHUTTHEF**KINGDOOR.

    • @jayque2750
      @jayque2750 4 года назад +29

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ChaosUnfold
      @ChaosUnfold 4 года назад +24

      LMAO

    • @NormanAlexander92
      @NormanAlexander92 4 года назад +46

      octaviabm and he said Roosters are loud 🙄

    • @OMGIGILY
      @OMGIGILY 4 года назад +17

      im dying

    • @THEMATTHIAS225
      @THEMATTHIAS225 4 года назад +143

      The fact that he talks about how quiet he is compared to normal roosters, just shows you how loud roosters really are.

  • @jakerodgers9151
    @jakerodgers9151 4 года назад +2115

    I was really looking forward to Larry fending off a wolf, chasing it down, slaying it and devouring it. Impressive battle posture though.

    • @nicholasjoseph9062
      @nicholasjoseph9062 4 года назад +9

      I'd love to see it too. Hahaha

    • @elsieoliver1671
      @elsieoliver1671 4 года назад +44

      Larry's got a knife 2 but they didn't show that

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 года назад +19

      victor prattley Peace was never an option

    • @hattorihanzo2705
      @hattorihanzo2705 4 года назад +3

      It's all out war here. WhiteFeather dont fuck around about his chicks.

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 года назад +3

      Wolves behave much better these days. We do too.
      Taking care that livestock feels ok enough...
      That dude in the video is a total legend. Must say .. one of my favorite dudes ever. Immediately. Well done dude!
      Thanks.
      Love. Respect. Responsibility.
      🍀
      👊🐺☀️🌏🌘🧙‍♂️👍

  • @DeanRockwell21
    @DeanRockwell21 4 года назад +1088

    I had no intentions of buying a guard goose before watching this, I don’t even have chickens. But after learning about Larry, I just might

    • @pragawa
      @pragawa 4 года назад +20

      Many in India keep them to guard their properties.

    • @Mangobrain82
      @Mangobrain82 4 года назад +28

      JG if you have no other animals. Get a few. They get lonely.

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 4 года назад +18

      I kept geese for a while. They are a lot of fun, and have strong personalities and are more intelligent than chickens. Awesome creatures! They can actually be proper pets as well as farmyard animals. Very loyal and territorial, they are indeed good for security. Extremely aggressive when they or their home is perceived to be under threat.

    • @NeonRahkshi
      @NeonRahkshi 4 года назад +6

      @Eze&Yare Dominguez Yes Much Like Ducks, Geese Imprint Other Birds, And will Follow Them Around, Every Goose And Every Duck Needs A Friend. (but if it is a pet, that you handle/pet/hand feed often, it might actually imprint on you, as they sometimes make friends with humans) Although They Still Need A Friend For When Their Human Is Not Around! lol
      I Love Ducks, But I Haven't Had Much Interaction With Geese, Someday I'll Likely Change That.

    • @RunningToday77
      @RunningToday77 4 года назад +1

      I was going to write the exact same thing! Never considered having a goose but now, I just might. Hahahaha

  • @pattijoiner9589
    @pattijoiner9589 3 года назад +116

    I had a really bad day and this video turned it around completely along with the comments. Pure gold. Larry is the man! Life can resume as normal now ....

    • @katgrey6239
      @katgrey6239 2 года назад +6

      I hope your days get better!!🙂

    • @zoinksxscooby
      @zoinksxscooby 2 года назад +3

      Life is full of ups and downs just know you aren't alone and it does get better. I find animal videos help a ton when feeling down and out but that's just me. Best wishes from me to you and that is a lovely profile pic, looks like my Kona bones.

    • @growjoyfullyhomestead
      @growjoyfullyhomestead 2 года назад +1

      Hugs

  • @EtherForce
    @EtherForce 4 года назад +1290

    Pros of a guard goose:
    Good at watching out for aerial predators.
    Cares for his flock.
    Cons:
    Geese are 10× more likely to *murder you in your sleep.*

    • @PuppyPhoenix
      @PuppyPhoenix 4 года назад +63

      EtherForce And they listen to a lot of Scandinavian death metal at high volume.

    • @cockatooinsunglasses7492
      @cockatooinsunglasses7492 4 года назад +14

      Untitled Goose game

    • @johnhurley8918
      @johnhurley8918 4 года назад +32

      In all seriousness, geese are actually pretty harmless to large animals. There main adaptation is intimidation. If you are a large animal acting agressive towards a goose and it juat stands it's ground and/or makes this weird honking noise, you are gonna wonder "It's not running away. Why isn't this thing afraid of me? Maybe it's dangerous!"

    • @zeroviia
      @zeroviia 4 года назад +3

      Cockatoo in Sunglasses peace was never an option

    • @jj100280
      @jj100280 4 года назад +3

      Peace was never an option

  • @DemetryG
    @DemetryG 4 года назад +1220

    One vulture to the other:
    - Do you see Larry? What's he doing now?
    Second vulture in Patricks voice:
    - He just stands there.... MENACINGLY!!!

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 года назад +17


         づ  づ 
      づ   
           Menacing

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 4 года назад +9

      *Loud orchestral music begins to play *

    • @electra2731
      @electra2731 4 года назад +1

      *Erie music gets louder*

    • @Hakken1
      @Hakken1 4 года назад

      Hahahaha!

    • @ctrlzme.6448
      @ctrlzme.6448 4 года назад +2

      HoweyYa Doing
      that’s ‘zu’. what you want is ‘go’ ゴ.

  • @rj7449
    @rj7449 4 года назад +949

    Me : about to go to sleep
    RUclips algorithm : but you haven't met Larry to goose yet...

    • @myrikma9870
      @myrikma9870 4 года назад +3

      Rolf RJ hilarious haha

    • @qtpie4u
      @qtpie4u 4 года назад +4

      Me rn
      😂😂😂

    • @FluffyMixDj
      @FluffyMixDj 4 года назад +2

      I have work in 4 hours and this popped up hahaha

    • @GoatThroatGoblin
      @GoatThroatGoblin 4 года назад

      Literally the same comment as the one above you just reworded different. Nobody has originality anymore do they?

  • @taistingtheair1368
    @taistingtheair1368 3 года назад +64

    I used to have 2 China geese (Hansel and Gretel) and they were great. I got them as full grown geese and they took awhile to get used to my family but were good after a while and would even follow me around the yard. The geese were good guard geese and they ran freely around the house. A funny thing about these geese, they were barn yard geese and one day my wife and kids went down the drive way to a pond to go for a swim. The geese followed us as I called to them and when we jumped into the water for a swim they would not go in the water. I do not think they ever got to swim in water before so I had to force then into the water and once in the water they loved it, swimming around with us. When it was time to go home I called them and they followed. Next time we went to the pond the geese went right into the water. I really enjoyed these animals.

    • @ambiguitydc
      @ambiguitydc 2 года назад +2

      Amazing, special connection with your geese family!

    • @kyleg5141
      @kyleg5141 2 года назад +1

      What a wholesome story. Thank you for sharing it

    • @DrPhill96
      @DrPhill96 2 года назад

      Geese are so tasty

    • @danit5146
      @danit5146 2 года назад +1

      I had Chinese geese also. They are great geese to have. Protective of their home and very entertaining to watch.

  • @KimberlyAnnstillhere
    @KimberlyAnnstillhere 4 года назад +753

    When I was a teen my parents had backyard chickens. And we had a duck to do basically the same thing. The duck would alert when there was any sort of predator and our border collie who was super protective of the flock would jump in to action and start herding the chickens under their coop. This wasn’t even a trained behavior for either our duck or our dog lol

    • @Alice_Walker
      @Alice_Walker 4 года назад +40

      That's so cool!

    • @jumemowery9434
      @jumemowery9434 4 года назад +18

      We had two ducks also along with our chickens. Things went down hill quickly after a bald eagle got the ducks.

    • @josie670
      @josie670 4 года назад +3

      Animals are just great

    • @inquisitivesoutherntara6997
      @inquisitivesoutherntara6997 4 года назад

      @@jumemowery9434 so sorry for your loss! We have to be careful around here with the bald eagles circling our miniature dogs.

    • @bethanysmith5856
      @bethanysmith5856 4 года назад +2

      Collies tend to herd what ever they can find since its practically instinctual.

  • @Scruffi
    @Scruffi 4 года назад +1062

    You know, if you hadn't named him, he would be an Untitled Goose Guard. :)

    • @bernicetornquist7453
      @bernicetornquist7453 4 года назад +29

      Scruff....you’ve been on the computer too long....haha

    • @sminthian
      @sminthian 4 года назад +18

      Josh doesn't seem like the kind of person to get that joke...

    • @bernicetornquist7453
      @bernicetornquist7453 4 года назад +7

      sminthian I meant no harm....thought it was cute...

    • @newkingfj7242
      @newkingfj7242 4 года назад

      I see what you did there

    • @labaccident2010
      @labaccident2010 4 года назад +14

      Best hope he doesn’t swap your glasses and steal your picnic basket!

  • @systlin2596
    @systlin2596 4 года назад +555

    As a fellow security professional, I salute my diligent colleague Larry the goose.

    • @MRTN13
      @MRTN13 2 года назад +10

      Larry would be a great company mascotte

    • @KMCA779
      @KMCA779 2 года назад +9

      @@MRTN13 As a Canadian using a Canadian goose would send the wrong idea.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 6 месяцев назад

      @@KMCA779
      Yeah. After all, you’re security guards, not hired killers.

  • @jessajets
    @jessajets 4 года назад +377

    A goose farmer said that the geese eat a ton of grass. He barely has to feed them, maybe Larry needs to cut back 😂

    • @maknyc1539
      @maknyc1539 3 года назад +7

      gold shaw farm

    • @neemyn407
      @neemyn407 3 года назад +12

      My man is bulking

    • @xion1305
      @xion1305 3 года назад +11

      @@neemyn407 😂 he needs to be swole to fend of them hawks

    • @magnificent6668
      @magnificent6668 2 года назад

      It depends on the breed, but they eat certain weeds, not grass n all like grazing animals.

  • @janderson1008
    @janderson1008 4 года назад +329

    If Larry ever passes by a mirror he will have one heck of an existential crisis.

    • @inquisitivesoutherntara6997
      @inquisitivesoutherntara6997 4 года назад

      😄

    • @eddiezea301
      @eddiezea301 4 года назад +3

      J Anderson nah , he’ll just see a rooster 🐓 staring back at him

    • @-schattenpflanze-3755
      @-schattenpflanze-3755 4 года назад +2

      Geese and Chickens are not sentient or have any Form of self consciousness so he will not recognize himself

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 года назад

      @@-schattenpflanze-3755 Debatable. I haven't seen any evidence that stands past a basic animal behavior test.

    • @anthonycarro5294
      @anthonycarro5294 4 года назад +1

      Eddie Zea The rooster will then say to him “You have been replaced” and pull Larry into the mirror where he will be trapped for all eternity.

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 4 года назад +1489

    “Larry’s effective against aerial predators.”
    Due to non-compliance, the LARRY-209 demonstrates by launching two ground to air missiles from beneath his outstretched feathers, obliterating the threat.

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 4 года назад +364

    Makes sense using geese as guards. Their intimidation stats are through the roof.

    • @lakshyapatel3842
      @lakshyapatel3842 4 года назад +27

      Yeah but their attack stats are pretty low
      Swan is the superior version of a geese,having the necessary attack stat to scare off predators even if they get through their high intimidation

    • @johnkilrainblackstone6986
      @johnkilrainblackstone6986 4 года назад +11

      Are you serious? They would attack anything that moves. I'm speaking from experience.

    • @brandongalvan6603
      @brandongalvan6603 4 года назад +5

      @@lakshyapatel3842 True, but I find that their natural aesthetics level paired with their abysmal stealth stat passively draws predators towards them, thus increasing the likelihood of attack.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 4 года назад +12

      Ah a fellow member of tierzoo.

    • @Merumya
      @Merumya 4 года назад

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

  • @manishaholm
    @manishaholm 3 года назад +49

    I love your morals. It's so important to care for animals that are under our protection to the best of our abilities. Thank you for sharing the pros and cons.

    • @Karl-xp2ny
      @Karl-xp2ny 2 года назад

      Notice the wire floor in the coop. Do you think thats good for the chickens? No roost to sleep on? I feel bad for these chickens. 😪

  • @carlossalazar972
    @carlossalazar972 4 года назад +837

    Larry be like:
    You mess with the flock, you get the squawk...

  • @howardsontz983
    @howardsontz983 4 года назад +827

    In ancient Rome they had a large flock of geese maintained by the city that were used to serve as an early warning system for the city, to warn against invaders. The geese were sacred to the Godess Juno and it was a capital offense to harm them. Just a bit of history, enjoyed your videos.

    • @daisybuchanan8205
      @daisybuchanan8205 4 года назад +15

      Thank you, what an amazing piece of information !

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 4 года назад +2

      That's a sweet bit of information, thanks brother.

    • @bobsaget0429
      @bobsaget0429 4 года назад +3

      good info. this should have got more likes.

    • @hntersguild6570
      @hntersguild6570 4 года назад +6

      I wonder if they ever sent someone on a wild goose chase.

    • @karenbrown4524
      @karenbrown4524 4 года назад +1

      Thank you, Howard! Love nuggets of history like that.

  • @forestspiritsquad74
    @forestspiritsquad74 4 года назад +1321

    Doesnt want roosters because theyre loud.
    Larry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @BannedPhotoshop
      @BannedPhotoshop 4 года назад +9

      lol

    • @pasteldreams5413
      @pasteldreams5413 4 года назад +71

      I would have given anything for my childhood neighbors to have had geese instead of a rooster. Right on time, every single morning he would crow and crow and crow at 5:00 AM. Even from 6 acres away and on the opposite side of the house, that bugger would wake me up.

    • @bleep4288
      @bleep4288 4 года назад +28

      @@pasteldreams5413 That's cause ya'll ain't morning peeps. Lucky u, my chickens starts crowing at 4 am.

    • @zeriyx
      @zeriyx 4 года назад +8

      way less annoying than a rooster

    • @bleep4288
      @bleep4288 4 года назад +4

      @@zeriyx It depends on the breed. And ya'll just not early peeps.

  • @rebekahoneill1315
    @rebekahoneill1315 2 года назад +11

    We've employed this model - heavily fortified mobile coop, electric poultry net, chickens and goose (Toulouse goose named Bruce) for a year. It has worked well for us. We have hawks and coyotes around. We've lost no chickens and Bruce's eggs this Spring have been a nice bonus.

  • @joelkennedy2701
    @joelkennedy2701 4 года назад +562

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He got ur chickens bacc

    • @starrychloe
      @starrychloe 4 года назад +7

      Joel Kennedy - But most importantly
      Aflac

  • @OMGIGILY
    @OMGIGILY 4 года назад +319

    HE NATURALLY THINKS OF THEM AS HIS FLOCK ITS SOOO CUTE

  • @jeannel1065
    @jeannel1065 4 года назад +475

    Larry is a handsome boy. Someone gave us a female goose years ago. She was better at alerting us of company than our dogs.

    • @vangogo6819
      @vangogo6819 4 года назад +18

      Where I am from a lot of Portuguese use geese as guards, they are much more effective than any dog and between the nasty bite they give along with the wing beatings they are a formidable front!

    • @SaltCane
      @SaltCane 4 года назад +9

      @@vangogo6819 Geese only have intimidation as their defensive tool, they have terrible damage options and can't properly hurt an attacker or predators if intimidation doesn't work. They do have their pros and cons.

    • @SaltCane
      @SaltCane 4 года назад +6

      @@vangogo6819 Geese are pretty good at intimidation. They can intimidate animals triple their size even. But if a human comes around, they're doomed. Their neck is vulnerable and grabbing geese by their necks is super easy and isn't hard when they literally charge at you with their head straight at you.

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose 4 года назад

      The Romans thought so too.

    • @tessdurberville711
      @tessdurberville711 4 года назад

      @@SaltCane They have razor sharp teeth!

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 4 года назад +93

    Larry to predators: “peace was never an option”
    Larry to the chickens: “peace was --- an option”

  • @EASTSIDERIDER707
    @EASTSIDERIDER707 4 года назад +389

    There was an article in a California farm magazine about cotton farms using geese to eat weeds after irrigation when tractors couldn’t get in. They left the cotton alone and turned weeds into fertilizer.

    • @u.p.woodtick3296
      @u.p.woodtick3296 4 года назад +8

      UncleHank thanks for that

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 4 года назад +16

      But we should be paying corporations made-up money to give us these benefits in fancy plastic bottles!

    • @alexsamu3478
      @alexsamu3478 4 года назад +5

      That means bio farms mate. No insecticide pesticide or herbicide used. Just animals to graze the grass and stop insects spread along the fields.

    • @gloomycandy101
      @gloomycandy101 4 года назад +4

      Virjunior What are you talking about?

    • @eyesdut387
      @eyesdut387 4 года назад

      If only we dident use slaves

  • @Moonflower52
    @Moonflower52 4 года назад +215

    We had a guard goose one day I was by myself in the house a car drove up and I didn't know who it was I live out in the country I was looking out my kitchen window and my Goose met the man at his car the man tried to get out of his car the goose would not let him out of the car I just laughed and laughed. the man just pulled right out of our driveway and left never saw him again. Our Goose was the best Watchdog we ever had.

  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 4 года назад +664

    Fun Fact: Larry does a better job at security than most mall guards...

    • @wms72
      @wms72 4 года назад +9

      He does a better job than too many parents.

    • @beatupthatbeat
      @beatupthatbeat 4 года назад +5

      I’d love to have a partner like that tbh I’d make my job easier

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 года назад +1

      @Witchfinder Nielsen
      No, but he can give them nasty lacerations with his teeth and break their bones with his wings.

  • @lonnettedouglas5688
    @lonnettedouglas5688 4 года назад +5

    I am surrounded by people with dozens of barking dogs. This summer I bought 50 chicks mixed and many are roosters. They never shut up. I LOVE IT- I virtually NEVER hear a barking dog anymore😁💞💖💎

    • @monalisa5390
      @monalisa5390 Год назад +1

      I love how people are bothered by crowing roosters but they are ok with barking useless craphounds.

  • @jimc9596
    @jimc9596 4 года назад +294

    The US Army used geese to guard missle installations in the 70s.

    • @theghostanihalater9391
      @theghostanihalater9391 4 года назад +39

      Fuckers are scary

    • @ralyks2350
      @ralyks2350 4 года назад +5

      Are you for real?

    • @jimc9596
      @jimc9596 4 года назад +49

      @@ralyks2350 Yes they are very alert and make a lot of noise when something they don't know approaches.

    • @ralyks2350
      @ralyks2350 4 года назад +3

      Holy cow

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 4 года назад +66

      Geese hate communism.

  • @williamdavis3072
    @williamdavis3072 4 года назад +391

    1:45
    "... we do a rotationally grazed system with portable electric fencing"
    *touches electric fence*
    "... the biggest thing that protects the animals (besides the guard goose) is having this electric fence..."
    *touches electric fence*
    "... and keeping it hot all the time."

    • @timmillan6701
      @timmillan6701 4 года назад +31

      Thought that would be the first comment

    • @BannedPhotoshop
      @BannedPhotoshop 4 года назад +22

      hahahhaaha....maybe it was turned off?!

    • @aidangarvey7049
      @aidangarvey7049 4 года назад +8

      I'm no farmer but maybe it's powerful enough to scare away small animals but doesn't bother humans?

    • @alternativebassist
      @alternativebassist 4 года назад +34

      Most likely he was wearing rubber soled shoes that earth him

    • @bobbysayer5801
      @bobbysayer5801 4 года назад +5

      @@aidangarvey7049 i wouldnt think thats the case cause it has to keep away animals as big as foxes

  • @jamietigges2154
    @jamietigges2154 4 года назад +296

    "Got some vultures here...not worried about those guys."
    As the red-tailed hawk calls in the background.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 года назад +13

      Thank you! I was hoping I wasn't the only one!

    • @BipolarCheezit7
      @BipolarCheezit7 4 года назад +17

      Yeah but Larry

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 года назад +14

      @@BipolarCheezit7 He's a Brave, Tough Gander. I am proud of him for doing such a good job with his chickens.
      13/10 for Guard Goosing, I will happily bring him fresh spinach.

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 4 года назад +5

      That's Tobias in the background, and he's cool about not messing with /our guy/ Larry

    • @jcorle00
      @jcorle00 4 года назад +2

      @@Onigirli Did you... did you just pull an animorphs reference?? 😆😆😆

  • @alliechampagne1404
    @alliechampagne1404 4 года назад +36

    Roman Tufted geese are known to be among the most watchful, suspicious & protective breeds. We have Brown Chinese geese..the noise level is 10+, fortunately the neighbors also have & love geese so it's cool. NOTHING gets by our pair, they don't miss a thing. TWO POUNDS of layer feed a day?😳 Geese are mainly grass/weed foragers. Supplementing with a bit of layer feed is plenty!

  • @barbooskie6893
    @barbooskie6893 4 года назад +403

    Explains about rotating feeding and electric fence
    *hold electric fence

    • @mavericksantos998
      @mavericksantos998 4 года назад +46

      jokes aside he probably only turns it on at sundown when the chickens (and Larry) are in the cage so they don't get fried by the fence.

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 4 года назад +9

      Or that it will not shock, as long as there is no complete circuitry formed through touching two electrified lines. Touch one and nothing happens, touch two, circuitry completes and its time for convulsing muscles and pain.

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 4 года назад

      Maverick Santos "that is hot all the time"

    • @starcloakstarside9719
      @starcloakstarside9719 4 года назад +1

      Contrary. Likelihood is that this fence is grounded through the soil, so if he’s wearing shoes the circuit won’t be completed.

  • @10poundsofcarp
    @10poundsofcarp 4 года назад +1158

    RUclips: hey, wanna see how larry the goose does his job?
    Me at 2am: yeah, sure why not?

    • @roxyhart5692
      @roxyhart5692 4 года назад +10

      Yeah that's... Literally me right now

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 года назад

      ^^^^

    • @kaixlotl_7296
      @kaixlotl_7296 4 года назад +2

      It's actually 3am dont try to judge me

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 года назад +1

      @@kaixlotl_7296 I'm judging. I'm still lying to myself. (I'll go to bed after this next video...)

    • @kaixlotl_7296
      @kaixlotl_7296 4 года назад +2

      @@lostinsauce4515 just one more

  • @StormLaker
    @StormLaker 4 года назад +517

    My grandparents farmed up until the late 60's. My grampa had a "guard goose".... it would guard my mom from my dad when he would come over to visit (while they were dating). The goose chased my dad into the house one time and wouldn't let dad out of the corner- so when grampa put it outside....it went out to my dad's car and proceeded to eat the valve stems off of the tires! They also had a goat that wasn't too fond of dad either, haha. My dad and my uncle worked on the farm (dairy farm) bailing hay at my grandparents place...that's how my parents met,.

    • @JoshSattinFarming
      @JoshSattinFarming  4 года назад +60

      Great story. Thanks for sharing.

    • @faerefolke
      @faerefolke 4 года назад +20

      That's so romantic!😂😂😂😂

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 4 года назад +37

      @@faerefolke You mean dating a farm girl whose animals are overprotective of her? Yup definitely.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 4 года назад +10

      That wasn't a guard goose, that was an untitled goose.

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 4 года назад +5

      "Anyways, that's how I met your mother"

  • @xion1305
    @xion1305 3 года назад +4

    He's so cute. I luv how he waits till all the ladies are in and for you to show up to lock the door. Too cute.

  • @wholeNwon
    @wholeNwon 4 года назад +324

    I don't farm and will never raise chickens or geese. I very rarely even eat eggs. Yet I watched your video and enjoyed it. Thanks and best of luck to you (all).

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 года назад +4

      Same here, I just really love geese.

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 4 года назад

      Same, this was really interesting and he seems like a cool, normal guy. Will definitely be checking out his channel.

  • @JohannGambolputty22
    @JohannGambolputty22 4 года назад +427

    I now understand the term “Mother Goose”

  • @donaldwycoff4154
    @donaldwycoff4154 4 года назад +294

    I bet a "When Larry Attacks" video would be popular.

  • @Jeffsdata_0
    @Jeffsdata_0 2 года назад +11

    I have turkeys and they do the same thing - watching for eagles and hawks around me during the day, making sounds. The two males wait to go to bed last at night, too. They have great personality as well - we hand fed them so they’re super nice. Noise wise, they are gobbling throughout the day at delivery drivers or if you drive up to the house - but besides that, they’re quiet. I haven’t lost anyone to predators in 3 years - and we definitely have aerial predators around.

    • @abbyewallace8892
      @abbyewallace8892 Год назад

      Two Toms guard and do not try to mate with hens? Very interesting!!

  • @margaretd3710
    @margaretd3710 4 года назад +1020

    I'm 71 and when I was a kid - we lived in the country - my folks got a couple geese. They were already grown - and one decided he didn't like me very much, so every time I went outside, he'd head right at me, would grab my shirt in his beak, and flog me with his wings! Doggone! that hurt!! It happened several times and I got tired of having to sneak outside so I marched outside and he headed at me again, only this time I reached out and grabbed his neck with both hands and swung him around my head a few times and then let go. He flew through the air and when he hit the ground, he just laid there wondering what the heck happened. After that, when I'd go outside he'd look at me and run the other way! Ha. Survival of the fittest, 8-year-old kid style.

    • @johnorsomeone4609
      @johnorsomeone4609 4 года назад +137

      @☠MrHairyNutz☠ You meant statute. Statute of limitations. And it wouldn’t matter anyway because you’re trolling and don’t actually care. Fun talk.

    • @wannabeserpento99
      @wannabeserpento99 4 года назад +9

      @@johnorsomeone4609 cringe

    • @johnorsomeone4609
      @johnorsomeone4609 4 года назад +20

      @@-0-0-79 I hear that they can be limiting though.

    • @mikecimerian6913
      @mikecimerian6913 4 года назад +10

      Astronaut training.

    • @colibriverde
      @colibriverde 4 года назад +35

      You were sure brave! I remember my four younger sisters being chased by a goose when I was 12. We were too scared to fight back. We just ran away back into the house.

  • @eleanorcarpenter37
    @eleanorcarpenter37 4 года назад +382

    Hawk: exists
    Larry: *so you've chosen death*

    • @MrKrackerD
      @MrKrackerD 4 года назад

      Best comment

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 4 года назад +2

      William Moody You can come with something funnier with the same premise?

    • @h91rex100
      @h91rex100 4 года назад +2

      @William Moody well the floors yours jerry lewis. Grace us with your comedic genius since apparently these amateurs arent doing it for ya.

  • @kansascityshuffle8526
    @kansascityshuffle8526 4 года назад +736

    He protecc he atacc
    But he’s a goose so I don’t think he quacc.

    • @baskervillebee6097
      @baskervillebee6097 4 года назад +21

      It sounds more like a loud, "DOINK!" 😁

    • @omgplzstfuok
      @omgplzstfuok 4 года назад +45

      He honcc

    • @omgplzstfuok
      @omgplzstfuok 4 года назад +10

      @Speez71rm no u

    • @Gr33kChief
      @Gr33kChief 4 года назад

      ahahaha yes

    • @-touya_todoroki
      @-touya_todoroki 4 года назад +5

      @@omgplzstfuok no it's more like hoooooananngngngnnnnnnonnnnononon honononon hongk hongk hongkgkgkgkgkgkgk hononononhonghonghon ghghghhonghhongh HONCC

  • @cameronschmit6472
    @cameronschmit6472 2 года назад +9

    Larry's always got an eye on the sky. What a guy.

  • @motorbikemadness5773
    @motorbikemadness5773 4 года назад +397

    Portable electric fence that is hot all the time
    Josh: touches fence

  • @bernie2231
    @bernie2231 4 года назад +419

    Larry doesn't need a mate. He has a family.

    • @da_ghoul9432
      @da_ghoul9432 4 года назад +66

      He gets all the chicks.

    • @ralyks2350
      @ralyks2350 4 года назад +1

      YEA !!

    • @enec0
      @enec0 4 года назад +3

      this touched my heart

    • @wrenwith-a-pen4279
      @wrenwith-a-pen4279 4 года назад +10

      “Sweet home Alabama”

    • @GregorianChatter
      @GregorianChatter 4 года назад

      Unless the goose shows sexual advances onto the chickens, the goose should be all good.

  • @starlabradshaw2969
    @starlabradshaw2969 4 года назад +92

    When i was little we had a guard goose for our chickens too! Her name was Gurdy. She used to chase me to the bus every morning hahaa I loved her anyway.

    • @Luuncho
      @Luuncho 4 года назад +25

      She was making sure you didn’t miss the bus

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 2 года назад +5

    Larry is a marvel, he has a job and he is really taking his job seriously.

  • @bobafettywap3170
    @bobafettywap3170 4 года назад +256

    “Why he is one of the most valuable assets on the farm”
    umm he’s a goose and his name is Larry nuff said...what a legend

  • @NomzNoodle
    @NomzNoodle 4 года назад +52

    I love that he waits for the ladies to all get in the coop while he watches the sky. He’s such a good birb

  • @Mico8791
    @Mico8791 4 года назад +147

    My neighbor growing up had geese, they were mean and tough. One of them in particular used to get into throw down fights with my chihuahua. As far as I remember, they were even in wins and losses.

    • @joshjohnson2460
      @joshjohnson2460 3 года назад +26

      If you think about though, you're the one who lost.. for having a chihuahua.

    • @thunderball11111
      @thunderball11111 3 года назад +2

      @@joshjohnson2460 true

    • @jbracq2008
      @jbracq2008 2 года назад +4

      Nah your chihuahua def got wrecked

    • @Nightbird.
      @Nightbird. 2 года назад

      @@joshjohnson2460 You're the one who lost..a brain.

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 2 года назад

      @@joshjohnson2460 lol burn but true. Fuck chihuahuas

  • @dawnlapka3782
    @dawnlapka3782 2 года назад +13

    When I was little my step Dad had ducks geese and chickens. The primary male goose was the sentinel. Larry owns it. "Larry eats about 2 pounds of food a day," you earn it Larry. Good goose. 👍

  • @tiffanyr134
    @tiffanyr134 4 года назад +699

    RUclips: Do you like animals?
    Me: Yes
    RUclips: Here's a guard goose
    Me: Best day ever

    • @Al_Dente-d1p
      @Al_Dente-d1p 4 года назад

      IDIOT who types uses colons: Get a FUCKING LIFE

    • @pyrothelanky7453
      @pyrothelanky7453 4 года назад

      I want to like this comment, but it's reached the perfect number so I must not

    • @Al_Dente-d1p
      @Al_Dente-d1p 4 года назад

      @@pyrothelanky7453 duh?

    • @Cemhta
      @Cemhta 4 года назад +2

      Haha that's exactly me, i don't own a farm, nor have i chicken but here i am watching a video of a guard goose and i couldn't be happier..!

    • @HiClassHarlow
      @HiClassHarlow 4 года назад

      Omg 100% I love Larry!

  • @wampachomp5120
    @wampachomp5120 4 года назад +105

    It's cool how he looks up at the sky to watch for predator birds, larry is like an anti airgoose

  • @RCDesertRat
    @RCDesertRat 4 года назад +507

    Larry to predators: "I have a particular set of skills..."

    • @JFF-JesusFearingFamily
      @JFF-JesusFearingFamily 4 года назад +3

      Dwight from the office

    • @andrewireton
      @andrewireton 3 года назад +1

      Jordan Schlansky

    • @Martin-117
      @Martin-117 3 года назад +5

      "He doesn't know who they are, he doesn't know what they want, but he will chase them, and he will scare them"

  • @e.4355
    @e.4355 4 года назад +14

    Very cool, very cool. It was so cool to see Larry herding the hens into the coop and walk up the ramp behind them. Seems to me he knows he has a job to do. Maybe Larry is fulfilling his male responsibilities by protecting the females. A female goose might be more interested in laying eggs than protecting the hens. Thanks for the fun video.

  • @jceddy1
    @jceddy1 4 года назад +234

    That thing has like 12k armor and 70k HP. It's a tanking goose.

  • @ADetailedHouse
    @ADetailedHouse 4 года назад +87

    Awww...I like how he takes the chickens safety seriously, saying that he is their guardian and wants to do anything he can to protect them bc any loss is painful.

    • @ThePresentation010
      @ThePresentation010 4 года назад

      Of course. Life is rare, and theirs depend on you. And they're peaceful lottle happy creatures, they're not carnivores, so they dont go around killing.

  • @thebaron9194
    @thebaron9194 4 года назад +213

    Geese are super protective animals, but that isn't always a good thing. Keep little kids away from them because they can be quite mean. This is probably why they're so good at protection.

    • @Maroco918
      @Maroco918 4 года назад +22

      My grandpa used to give me a shock stick when i was little to scare off the ducks and geese that would chase me on my walks 😂 they can be nasty mean sometimes

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 года назад +13

      Geese can be extremely affectionate if they imprint on or bond with you, they can also be socialized and will only be aggressive during breeding season, then males will kill a bitch 😂

    • @seregill13
      @seregill13 4 года назад +13

      I'm pretty sure the electric fence does a good job of keeping little kids out.

    • @lonnettedouglas5688
      @lonnettedouglas5688 4 года назад +26

      ALL children should experience geese and chicken attacks. Its prepares them for humans later on.

    • @gmoo84
      @gmoo84 4 года назад +5

      @@lonnettedouglas5688 I remember as a kid there was a cool secret island on the other side of my friends orchard but you had to run the gauntlet with the roaming geese to get there 😂 was always worth it.

  • @RB-ml2qr
    @RB-ml2qr 2 года назад +8

    My father was in the army before and during WW 2 and they used geese as guards and early warning. They are tough and if raised with any animals will be protective.

  • @gasmask7064
    @gasmask7064 4 года назад +444

    Larry: Mess with the coc you get the glock.

  • @robertgrays8790
    @robertgrays8790 4 года назад +701

    Larry deserves a raise: A private kiddie pool!

    • @despacitodaniel801
      @despacitodaniel801 4 года назад +20

      Better, a mate

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 года назад +22

      He deserves a girlfriend

    • @nkapiariesjeffbeezos796
      @nkapiariesjeffbeezos796 4 года назад +29

      Doesn’t work, when female lays eggs the male will protect her and her eggs and will kill chickens cause he sees them as a threat, ask me how I now

    • @yesandyes9168
      @yesandyes9168 4 года назад +7

      @@nkapiariesjeffbeezos796 how do you know

    • @HotRossBuns
      @HotRossBuns 4 года назад +5

      @@nkapiariesjeffbeezos796 Come on Jeff.
      Don't leave us hanging here, Jeff.

  • @kingofmaiars
    @kingofmaiars 4 года назад +448

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly,
    He has those chickens' bacc

    • @TheMarg0r
      @TheMarg0r 4 года назад +12

      He honcc

    • @TheMarg0r
      @TheMarg0r 4 года назад +11

      @NGsM31 Nice. Did you get that on 4chan you cockroach?

    • @inquisitivesoutherntara6997
      @inquisitivesoutherntara6997 4 года назад +8

      @@TheMarg0r not from 4 Chan! He was born a jerk!

    • @iCarilloninChrist
      @iCarilloninChrist 4 года назад

      @kingofmaiar … 𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬 *_!!!_* *ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ⁖💕*

    • @mrrightnow8726
      @mrrightnow8726 4 года назад +2

      I knew one of these comments would be here lol I was lookin for it

  • @TripReviews
    @TripReviews 3 года назад +27

    I’ve heard about a guard goose before, my father had mentioned this when I was young. They can be aggressive like Larry and territorial protecting the property and like Larry keep tabs on his flock. He would know as he used to raise chickens, ducks and racing pigeons. And have you ever gotten a Canada Goose ticked off at you? Watch out!

    • @colebuckon3856
      @colebuckon3856 2 года назад

      Fort Collins gets overrun with Canadian geese in winter (probably in no small part to the fact that city ordinances require lawns to be watered, so there's space to not only congregate but also graze). They certainly make things dicey. I was nearly run over by a pair of them that were brawling with each other and tumbled into the sidewalk.

    • @junehodsdon8037
      @junehodsdon8037 2 года назад

      Canadian Cobra!

  • @SOBIESKI_freedom
    @SOBIESKI_freedom 4 года назад +833

    You gotta get Larry a girlfriend. He deserves one.

    • @gemcutter187
      @gemcutter187 4 года назад +224

      At least bring him a cheap bird for a couple nights in the spring lol

    • @idreamoftingles2069
      @idreamoftingles2069 4 года назад +75

      gemcutter187 not a cheap bird 😭😭😭I am screaming!

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 4 года назад +78

      @@gemcutter187 like a hooker bird u mean? lmao . Nice

    • @AliBaba-mb1pu
      @AliBaba-mb1pu 4 года назад +7

      Spitroast

    • @kozmokramer7398
      @kozmokramer7398 4 года назад +62

      Nah a bitch would destroys Larry's life. Leave him alone

  • @pfwburris
    @pfwburris 4 года назад +139

    Larry is doing a fantastic job! Does Larry ever get to swim?...mabe a kiddy pool...keep your working guard goose happy with goose perks!🥚

  • @wp2746
    @wp2746 4 года назад +149

    I swear the goose is eyeballing the vultures, and daring to come down on his level for a fight.

    • @DeuxisWasTaken
      @DeuxisWasTaken 3 года назад +12

      That is exactly what is happening. Geese have mastered the art of intimidation.

  • @matthewmaclellan_
    @matthewmaclellan_ 8 месяцев назад

    i honestly think this was one of the first (years ago) homesteading/hobby farming/etc videos i was ever recommended by the algorithm and gosh, i couldn't be more thankful.

  • @mikisi9694
    @mikisi9694 4 года назад +153

    You’ve got a more efficient predator protection system calling overhead. Crows and blue jays are who protect my pigeons when they are out. Corvids relentlessly harass birds of prey in their territory and birds of prey will avoid them at all costs. I started by using a crow call and crow decoys to scare away predators when I see them and this attracted wild crows and jays which I started feeding and encouraged to hang around. My pigeons quickly learned the language of these birds and now respond accordingly every time the crows or jays sound the alarm.

    • @obsidiansea
      @obsidiansea 4 года назад +8

      Really fascinating! Could that work for chickens, too?

    • @Choombingus
      @Choombingus 3 года назад +10

      That’s really interesting that’s got me thinking that’s why I don’t see many hawks or anything near my poultry cuz we’ve got tons on jays and crows living near us.

    • @biggSHNDO
      @biggSHNDO 3 года назад +4

      ...Yep, this just in, that’s the coolest thing ever.

    • @mishihernandez6823
      @mishihernandez6823 2 года назад +1

      Yes, we feed our local crows and scissor tails and blue Jay's as payment for their guard duties lol. They actually chased off an eagle yesterday who was trying to get a local egret (white cow bird)

  • @thedoc8338
    @thedoc8338 4 года назад +97

    Not all heroes wear capes, some are named Larry and loves his chickens

  • @polly15111
    @polly15111 4 года назад +450

    I love how this man who was giving advice to other farmers has now a comment section full of weird/funny comments from millenials who got this video recommendation
    Imagine him reading the comments and people talking about LARRY like he’s a sheriff

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 года назад +24

      polly15111
      All hail the mighty algorithm

    • @NPClownumber81googolplex
      @NPClownumber81googolplex 4 года назад +27

      You dont choose meme
      Meme choose you.

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 года назад +10

      Welcome to the internet, I will be your guide!

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 года назад +4

      Gen zed here.

    • @pasteldreams5413
      @pasteldreams5413 4 года назад +8

      Joke's on you, I am Gen Z _and_ grew up raising livestock (though I don't anymore.) I make memes and enjoy farming advice. Sometimes I even make farming memes. Welcome to the 21st century, where things are not black and white and stereotypes are stupid!

  • @The1Mustache3
    @The1Mustache3 3 года назад +3

    Larry is a boss who takes his job to heart. A quality employee as an owner.