The WORST Tattoos EVER
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These tattoos were pretty brutal! Hope you enjoy the video! Please LIKE and SUB and leave a comment down below to let me know what else you want to see!
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If Kris becomes a News Presenter, believe it or not I'm becoming an Ardent watcher of those daily bs. My goddess can never be wrong🙇🏻♀️
True
T r u e
I agree
IKRRRE
So true
My 14 year old son impressed me with his tattoo idea. He wants a QR code and when it's scanned, the person scanning it gets Rick rolled. I'm so proud of my son.
I LOVE IT
What if they put the video down and now it’s a random QR code that takes you to nothing.
Your son is a genius. I- I have no words for this masterpiece
I'm proud of your son too
i am very proud of your son to, you need to reward him for his big brain moment UvU
I want to know more about that child's drawing of a fairy (5thh tattoo I believe). I feel like there's a good story behind that one.
The "Untitled Goose" stealing Eeyore's tail is _freaking_ adorable!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW-
I just realized the bow on his tail its a reference to the bow on the statue in the GAME
Me thinking she’s rating it on how much she would want to get it me realizing that she actually rating it of of how regrettable it is
She said that in the begging 🤨
@@maskarade4539 did you just like your own comment 🤓
@@maskarade4539 BFFR, your liking your own comment? That’s sad frl.
Like no offense does no one know how to spell begining 😭
@@CitrusVR-GORILLATAG it was spelling error? Stop tryna be smart frl, your not.
“10 being the worst 1 being decent” that is so unreasonably confusing and I love it
I know right! I got so confused a few times there
Yeah, since when is 10 out of 10 bad?
nor bro me too- 💀💀
Today has been one of those days. Needed some laughs for sure. Thank you Kris for everything you do and for making us all laugh. We appreciate it more than you know girl!
Same here
Haha yeah i agree i love kris ;3
Same
I agree
Not me thinking it was Michal Jackson at 11:25
When I'm going to bed I stay up all night watching Kris because she's amazing and I love how she gives awkward compliments
LOL
SAME ALL DAY LOL
I LOVE your profile pic
same!!! I have o get up at 8 tmrw and then go to a sleepover, and it's currently 1:36 am... I'mma go to bed...
I love how you never forget to compliment us. However, we need to start complimenting you! I love your outfit and how it matches the background! ❤️
Agreed
Yeah that's so sweet!💕 She is always so kind to us!❤
Agreed
I love when she compliment us that's why I want to compliment her the queen
Yesss, I agree!!
The opening part where Kris reports like a real reporter is LIT!!! 100% so powerful. I thought I'm in a wrong channel but it is good to have something new on your videos Kris..you nailed it again ☝️☝️💯
Agreed. Best intro ever! :-)
Kris saying "10/10!" To that fairy thing was the best think I’ve heard today, and it wasn’t even meant in that way 😂
Kris makes everyone feel good about them selfs it realy helps my self confidence
I feel like Kris missed the joke for the 2nd tattoo. She wanted to say be yourself, so she got a tattoo saying don't wear a mask (that hides you). And she got it right before covid and mask mandates haha
That's really unfortunate timing...
Yeah, i dont thi k it was about covid masks…..thats hilariously bad timing though
Ohhhhhh, that went right over my head too lol
@@captainwatson1652 it is hahaha
@@captainwatson1652 ....................k.k.......
fun fact: a “kris” is a type of dagger (a type of weapon that looks like a knife) that signifies heroism so it’s a bit ironic that kris got hurt by the one thing her nickname represents
Kris is deadly
@@MossPathway deadly stunning 😮💨🤌
"That's like defacing property but it's your child" had me laughing crying, made me fall off my bed, and rolling on the FREAKING floor
Kris, I love you so much!!! Every single video that I've binge watched in the past month, you have made me feel so much better about myself!!!! Don't ever change your intros!!! I love it that you compliment us in literally every video!!!! OH and the only 2 small tats that I've got, is a small heart on my left hand to represent how I wear my heart on my sleeve, and then I have the semicolon symbol on my right hand and it represents that my story isn't over yet, because I've tried to unalive myself and God kept saying no, it's not your time yet, and now I'm so happy and content with my life!! I've got my confidence back and my self esteem!!! Thank you, Kris, love ya!!!
4:44 That Is My All Time Favorite Meme ✨“The Dog Of Wisdom” ✨
As someone with tattoos, you can't really judge to much if the tattoo is going good mid tattoo session because there's some blood and lots of residue ink all over the tattoo area so it's a bit hard to see.
fair enough!
As a 15 year old with one tattoo I WAS NEVER TOLD TATTOOS BLEED WHILE GETTING IT DONE so anyway I was terrified when I saw blood mixed with ink getting my tattoo
@@puppy-say-moomoo2774 yes they only bleed a little bit if your artist isn't to heavy handed , that's why you should eat a good meal and drink plenty of water before a session
@@moriahsmart6997 mine was bleeding a lot but I don’t really care cause my tattoo looks awesome also I didn’t know you should eat before you get it I didn’t eat at all I just ate after the I got the tattoo I was drinking alot of water but how does eating and drinking help the tattoo?
@@puppy-say-moomoo2774 it's to keep your sugar levels up because your adrenaline shoots up when in pain which can make you a bit whoozy and being hydrated just helps in general with the stress on your body.
I apprenticed at a tattoo shop in my early 20's and everyone was kinda laughing about another artist's appointment that was on their way in. They kept calling her "Glade". The girl shows up, and that's obviously not her name, but I catch a glimpse of the tattoo one of the artists was going to attempt to cover up and it all made sense. It was an electrical socket (very horribly done) and it was placed as far into her buttcrack as it could go without encroaching on the 'exit', if you know what I mean. So yeah, it was a joke about the commercial, "Glade: plug it in, plug it in". Yikes.
Was this a drunk tattoo she got? I can’t imagine anyone would get that sober.
@@nerdygoth1688 absolutely could have been. Given the location of the shop, I wouldn't have been surprised
@@nerdygoth1688yah, you’d think… you have too much faith in people when it comes to tats hah
That's not a drunk tattoo, that's a crack tattoo (I deserve a prize for this pun)
I love how she rate’s it on how bad it is the score goes up and how good it is the score goes down 😂❤
Kris literally such a queen!!! But can we take a second to talk about how 1/10 is good and 10/10 is bad, it really threw me for a loop the whole video 😂
Fr
I was thinking the same
Sorry Kris but yeah. Yah know I love ya, but 10 out of 10 should be gooooood.
Here endeth the rant.
Love the girl to death, but so triggered by this XD.
Finally!
kris always makes my day shes so nice and funny i love her I LOVE HOW SHE COMPLIMENTS EVERYONE IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO (i hope her hand gets healed quick)
these are the most likes i have EVER gotten
I love that Kris thinks feet are gross. I have feet too ugly for even a mother to love so I can totally relate. Found a kindred spirit!💕
11:44 bro pulled out the small intestine
kris, is such a comfort person to be around, like no matter what the situation is she'll make you smile and comfort you
I agreee ✨💕☺️
Kris has helped me feel better after bad news about my friend, a cancer patient
🙇♀️ 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
@@AlexMarsCreates22 I am sorry
It’s called “Wisdom dog” lol I had it stuck in my head for a week and kept responding to my friends like that ( 4:48 )
1:38 if I ever get a tattoo its gonna be something like this
Not even 30 seconds in and she has already made me smile. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE RUclipsR KMK!
2:37 - Kris saying "is she... *insert adorable Kris mumbling here* ... blowing hiiiis ju-"
me here thinking that it was a murderer who cut off the head of some poor victim.
2:29 actually
can we all agree that kris makes our day!🥰 her compliments are the best😊💗
I LUV HER TOO
I always love how she compliments us in each video
I have Eeyore's tail on my ankle. It wasn't done as well as I wanted and I'm going to get it fixed eventually, but I love it.
she makes my days better since she compliments us in every way
i believe in compliments that kris gives us at the very beginning of every single video supremacy, MISS MAAM, U COMPLETE MY DAY 💳💥💳💥💳💥
*Kris you are a queen like actuallyyyyy*
*You lighten up my day*
I'm two sessions into a new tattoo that is going to take at least 2 or 3 more sessions (large) and I'm already getting lots of compliments on how crisp the lines are and how it looks amazing by people I don't really know (at work, out to dinner etc.) confident it wouldn't make this list :)
"That's like defacing property but it's your child" actually made me burst out laughing. So glad I stumbled on this channel, you are gosh darn hilarious
Love ur channel name✨😂
I just got really sick at school, threw up a few times. As soon as I got home I turned on KallmeKris, and felt better quickly! Kris, you make me so happy and I'm always fired up for your new videos! Thank you for being such a kind, loving, and overall AWESOME person! Have a good day/night!
Feel better soon!
Feel better soon 🥰
Thank you guys for all the support! I'm feeling a lot better today! I'm about to go ride my horse, so that says something! Have a great day/night!
@@localrancher4146 you too!
6:36 real terry moment (in the netflix show brroklyn 99 there is a character called terry who loves suspenders and since its one of the best series i felt the need to mention it)
ngl those lawn mower tatts I honestly found hilarious!!! I loved them!!
Who all agrees she's the person who makes our day better by complimenting us and making us happy through her videos?😆
Me, I can agree
Guaranteed to get likes. No one can resist.
Yep dude, you are always right my sis
@@varshaanitha6741 ❤ thank you sistaaa
@@jellyanya2140 😆
The duck in question at 2:54 was actually the goose from Untitled Goose Game (yes that's the real name of the game lol)
I love UGG
On the 5th tattoo, I’m choosing to believe it’s not a fail. It’s just a child’s drawing that a parent so lovingly got memorialized on their arm. Looking at it that way, it’s actually kind of cute 🥰 except for the overly pronounced chest. That’s a little uncomfortable lol.
7:31 all you need is cheese and you have summoned a demon named
Yuga aoyama
I promise this is a compliment: I can’t sleep at night sometimes, and kris’ videos are what help me fall asleep at night because she’s such a comfort person. I love you Kris! Thank youuu
Same, I'm watching this at 11:42 am . I love her vids
Same I get nightmares because of my anxiety and her videos help a lot
Kris NEVER fails to put a smile on my face. She is an amazing person and should be protected at all cost.
Sidenote:one of her tags says KrisCollins, I actually grew up with a girl named Christy Collins, the absolute ONLY time my full first name, (Christiana), was ever used was at her house so we would know which Chrissie C. her mom was talking to 😂
2nd Side Note: I feel like I could be in this video as I have a tattoo in between my shoulder blades of two feminine eyes, (long dark eyelashes, the suggestion of eyeliner, etc.), one of them is open, the other closed; my best friend has the same thing in the same place. The only difference is the eyes on my back are hazel/green, (the color of my bff's eyes), and the eyes on her back are blue, (my eye color), and the symbolism/meaning behind them is that I'm always watching her back and she's always watching mine. We also have butterflies on the inside of our left wrists, but the body of the butterfly is a lavender ribbon, lavender is the blanket ribbon for all types of cancer.
Those are great tattoos tho!
@@AmethystDraws. awww thanks, we both still love them and they're definitely conversation starters.
@@tianamariee6287 yea I bet they are, it would be cool to have a tattoo that goes with my best friend
@@AmethystDraws. it really is and neither of them were planned ahead of time. Both times we were randomly driving by a tattoo shop and were just like f**k it, let's get matching tattoos 😂. They're even more special now cuz she lives like 5 hours away from me.
Why do these sound so beautiful though
I'm so baffled at the snake one did... did they just free-hand it? Was there no stencil???
3:06 my sister has that tattoo
Am I gonna watch a kallmekris video when I have to study for my exams? Hell yeah!
I just love how in each video kris comes up with a new and creative way to make the vid more engaging and funny. Love you Kris!🥰😍
Omg the Native project’s are AMAZING 🤩
I have tats and I love most of these hahaha!!! Also because of this ad for Native I saw it in the store and got it and I am in love with it so much
I just literally had the worst day of my life...needed some major laughs without a doubt....thank you very much Kris... really love you and your content...your making a change...please keep up the good work😌💜
are you feeling better now?
1:32 "I am dead inside"
Really lovely that instant regret for judging too fast with the lawn-belly! :D
One of my greatest joys is a collection of Eeyore coffee mugs I searched for during Disney visits. I use them every day.
9:40 lol when I had cancer at 15, I was gonna get a guy weedwacking my scalp if I lost my hair.
2:01 and that is what I like to call the Crack Fairy
and his friend meth
By far…
The BEST Kallmekris video intro I’ve seen yet! Wow, Kris you’ve really outdone yourself 😆
I thought it was a AD and I loveee how funny she is and sooooo kind
12:20 ---- you are VERY pretty Kris!!!!! Flawless skin, beautiful cheekbones, stunning teeth/smile, and ofc your damn perfect hair!!! When you said you were a beautician, I was like Ah! that's why your hair is stunning!!!
Same lol!
Thank you Kris for putting a smile on our face every week.🤗
@Boluga I know right
Exactly
Awww I’m so sorry kris about ur Arm and I hope this makes you feel better but I broke my wrist in two places and had to have surgery but I’m better now
I don't know why, because this has never, ever happened before, but for some reason (Perhaps thinking about recent events) Kris called me attractive and I broke down in tears. Thank you for doing what you do KallMeKris
favorite female ever, love watching you kris you’re always a joy
❤️
0:15 Kris makes me happy every single day. Hope your hand heal quickly!!!
I like how she puts 10/10 for not getting it but 1/10 to get it 😂😂
The first one is something my friend used to do in class and drew on some of our hands. It was cool and funny. Pretty sure he had the idea independent of that person.
I’m pretty sure we can all agree that no matter what she does in a video she will always make our day better lol 😂 and if Kris becomes a News Presenter I would be watching the news 24/7 lol!
@@kallmekris 4:50 is the dog JOE
@@kallmekris hiiiii ahhhh I lava ur vidssss
I have several tattoos (9) and am getting another. I have been trying to figure what to get and now I know what NOT to get LMAO!! No matter what kind of day I have had I know that you will always make me laugh!!! I have watched all of your videos multiple times!!! Thank you for all the great things you do and for the spirit lifting compliments!!! Love ya!!!
I tattooed a heart on my ankle with pen ink when I was in the children's shelter as a foster child, and then later got a real, live tattoo artist to put an ICP hatchetman in the middle of it because I was dating a juggalo at like 19 and I wanted him to think I was cool. Now I'm just hoping to get the money to get it redone as a Sailor Moon compact type heart to cover the design with a Hermes wing attached to it.
Girl you are absolutely gorgeous. Tattoos are great. I do have a couple tattoos that need finished or fixed but they don't look bad. Just need touched up. I'm pro tattoo. You should totally get one :)
I really needed some laughs, and Kris never fails to make that happen. Thanks so much, love you Kris!
I love her so much. Did you notice how she thought the CK tattoo was Calvin Klein
@@emmagrace1293 omg yeah that was hilarious
Again Kris's compliments always make ya feel better. Hope ya hand gets better soon Kris. I'm covered in tattoos mine are all pretty good at least
I have two tattoos, and one got damaged due to an allergic reaction. My tattoo artist had me using a cream twice a day after I got the tattoo and I found out in the worst way possible that I was very allergic to it. It’s scarred now and in a few years after the scar tissue finishes healing, I’ll get it repaired, but because it’ll be on scar tissue, it’s gonna HURT
I have had so much fun watching Kris. Also glad I can share my bad tattoo story for her to laugh at. Back in the day of tribal tattoos, I got a tattoo at an easyriders Show where the artist has a vision and I said go for it. She did not tell me she needed both days off the show to do it, and I had to work the second day, and couldn’t get it finished. Doesn’t sound too bad, right? For over 20 years, it has looked like I have a diagram of a uterus on my back. Some day I hope to get a cover up. Sigh
I’ve been having some extremely bad days recently, I’ve been suicidal but this put a smile on my face. Thank you so mich for posting these amazing videos.
Dude are you ok
Brennan... I'm going to take a guess and say you are on the younger side. You're going to have several miserable days in your life. Several. And I really truly hope it's not as serious as taking your own life. That's not a joke. Ending your own pain only creates more for your loved ones. Please consider finding someone to talk to professionally and finding a positive outlet or hobby to find happiness again. My prayers are with you buddy. You'll be okay, this too will pass. Love, light and healing RUclips fam. ❤
Stay strong dude we are with you , you have great life ahead
Yes I am a teenager and I have am getting help and even if I deeply wanted to, I could not take my own life for that exact reason. I hate seeing my loved ones struggling. I would never joke about that kind of thing
@@brennantoth9224 I hope things start looking up for you soon. Keep your head up. ❤
Just as I finished the video, I noticed I was smiling the whole time. I think this alone describes how special you are Kris.
Being able to make people genuinely happy is truly a gift. This is unfair tho. How can someone be pretty, funny, creative and have so many other talents at the same time?
Love you☺️❤️
the into made my day. keep at it kris
I have covid and watching your videos just make me feel better!
I actually already use native! My mom had breast cancer and had to switch her deodorant to native because of how organic it is! I switched deodorants with her lol! ( ALSO I JUST WANNA BE CLEAR THAT SHE SURVIVED LOL )
can we take a second... shoot let's take a few hours to just appreciate how Kris makes our day that much better we love you forever Kris, please remember this cuz we love you more then you know girl
Is she was a reporter or a weather news Person I would watch for every morning every evening and every night thank you Chris for posting every video I love you😘😍😋😊
Kris*
I feel like Kris would be the kind of friend to hold your hair back while you throw up but also be gagging at the same time😂 love you Kris💙
Me to myself: "parasocial relationships aren't healthy"
Also me: "omg kris I love you 😍"
You make me smile everyday kris. ❤️
Rainbow suspenders reminded me of Mork and Mindy so I saw that as a Robin Williams tattoo 🤣
So no tattoos (YET !!! lol)
BUT at 6:17 is so cool. There are so many tattoos like this covering scars from surgery/self harm and birthmarks. PLEASE do a video on those. :) :) :)
1:18 I believe March 4th was 10 days before covid started lol
It was Friday March 13
when it comes to native i love it
It's 10:44PM I just pressed onto this after I threw up..
Kris I feel happy and that I can sleep now- okay I'm gonna watch this video. Thanks Kris, we love you
You look absolutely gorgeous Kris!!! The video as usual lifted my mood. Thanks a lot Kris. Its the best❤
SHE JUST KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY AND I LOVE HER FOR THAT
Aww thank you Chris you are the best you always make me laugh and you’re so pretty❤😊
Kris you are sooo beautiful & Talented. I love your videos 💗
These mistakes made my day... Thanks for also, unwittingly, making me lol at 12:14
Selvage: noun
1. the edge of woven fabric finished so as to prevent raveling, often in a narrow tape effect, different from the body of the fabric.
2. any similar strip or part of surplus material, as at the side of wallpaper.
I think you mean Salvage...
noun
1. a. the act of saving a ship or its cargo from perils of the seas.
b. the property so saved.
c. compensation given to those who voluntarily save a ship or its cargo.
2. a.the act of saving anything from fire, danger, etc.
b.the property so saved.
c. the value or proceeds upon sale of goods recovered from a shipwreck, fire, etc.
3.the act of saving something of use or value from destruction, damage, ruin, loss, or waste:
4.The salvage of carcass parts for pharmaceutical or research use is permitted if it does not interfere with sanitary operations.
I have paused the video at time stamp 4:24 to scream NOOOOOOOO!!!!! at the top of my lungs. I don't know what happens next but I am so sorry kris
POV: you arent allowed to have tattoos in your country/religion but you just love watching kris react to horrible/funny tattoos
Yo I'ma be honest I avoided this channel at first cause i thought it was just another one of those like, TikTok review channels but Kris yo, your funny af. Only been here like a week but your quickly becoming my favorite channel lmao
The mask tattoo is a hilarious story! It was just poorly timed! She isn't anti mask! She meant it as a "refusing to hide behind a metaphorical mask in hiding your true self"! She had no idea masks to help keep others safe would become a thing so soon!
Still, wear your mask? Huh, maybe she should change her name to Kallmekaren.
@@sarvolfe6435 ?
@@SilentGhxst5355 what don't you understand?
@@sarvolfe6435 No, it's meant as a metaphor, like two faced doesn't mean you're actually two faced, she got it so she wouldn't hide her emotions like taking a metaphorical mask off to show her true self. She also got it BEFORE covid so she didn't even know everybody would be wearing masks to protect themselves and others.
@@noellespam4467 I get that, my dig was at Kris for saying wear your fucken mask in the video. Hence my suggestion to rename herself to Kallmekaren.