ROASTING My Followers Tattoo's
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- Опубликовано: 6 янв 2023
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Kris not recognizing Zuko but recognizing Aang no 10 seconds later is hilarious.
I was looking for this comment
@@LunarNicotine *so was I*
Fr 😂
@@happyale252*same here*
Same here
I’m sorry I’ve never watched Airbender or Supernatural, and I don’t know the meaning behind your personal tattoos 😭😂 I’m uneducated swine. None of these are serious, so don’t take it serious. 😎👍🏻 appreciate yah❤
Thats ok :) i think I speak for all of us when I say you make our day :-) WE LOVE YOU!
It’s okay
❤️
That ok Kris! :D If you are bored one day. Definitely check out supernatural. I think you will love it.
Skating grandma is clearly the late queen Elizabeth II
😂
Kris: "I'm ROASTING my followers"
also Kris: *gives everyone a 10-10* (except those few ones)
omg yas ;D
Fr that’s not roasting
I love when Kris takes out her anger-
And happiness
On Pete like poor guy😂😂💅🏾
13:20 “Is this somebody’s grandma?”
*Queen Elizabeth left the chat*
Lizzy
Rest in peace Queen
maybe this is Harry or William and in that case..yeah Kris is right
@@imaperson2009 HAHA THE QUEEN DIED BITCHES
It’s funny she never says the b word but says the f word and blurs it
Cat portrait tattoo:
Kris: 8/10
Jay: *silently bumps it up to a 9* 👍🏻✨
I was about to comment that LOL 👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤
i came across this comment while watching exactly that
@@AmeliaSmith-jr9fj same
@@redietube5486 THEY GOT TO COMMENT IT IF FIRST BRO!
@@Telleegramme-Kallmekris74scam
The tattoo that says "Family doesn't end in blood" is a reference to supernatural, it is a very good show. I'm in love with that show lmao
8:35
Kris: Ima give it an 8 outta 10
Jay: NO 9 OUTTA 10
Has anyone else started coming here for Jay, as well? I love Kris, don't get me wrong, but the fact that she picked an editor that perfectly matches her chaotic energy, is *chef's kiss*
facts man haha
I love that she talks to him ON camera and he talks back its so fun!
They are quite literally the perfect duo
I scrolled down quite a way and didn’t see anyone point out that the old lady is Queen Elizabeth II on a skateboard. And I love that tattoo. And and as lots of people have said, the world would be a better place if this is how roasts were done! Love to you all!
You got there before me. Canadian Kris didn't recognise her late head of state 😏
I thought that too!
I noticed this too but to be fair never would you see those clothes and think of the queen lol
I was secreming "KRIS THAT'S THE FUCKING QUEEN" 🤣🤣
Time stamp?
the triangle tattoo was from Greek mythology, its associated with fire and also Hades. it's also part of alchemy, the character is for Mercury.
I love how kris saw the queen was like “ is that the British flag” and proceeded to assume it was someone’s grandma god I love kris
Ok so it”s not just me. I thought that was the queen on the skateboard too
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge kris and her awesome rapping skills like I was genuinely not expecting that it was so good
Right she slayed
Because rap isn’t music and no talent needed
Clap too her
Anyone can rap but you need talent to be good at it
@@maurisauceda8388 That goes for most things, to be fair.
"Family don't end in blood" is a Supernatural tattoo, and it includes the pentagram with wings beneath it. Considering the semicolon above it, this is probably also a "Always Keep Fighting" which is a suicide prevention foundation created by the Supernatural actors. So, it's probably a personal suicide prevention tat.
Kris: “you smell like the most beautiful, sexy, rare, exotic flower that belongs at the top of a mountain in the Swedish Alps”
Me, sweating profusely, after being outside most of the day working and taking care of stinky dogs: “thank you… i don’t think so, but thank you anyway.”
As for the goat strip-shaped pupils, they've evolved that way to be able to focus on the horizon so they can spot predators. Those predators, wolves, large cats, etc, have vertical pupils so they can focus easier on prey chilling in long grass. So it's an optical evolution game of scissors, paper, rock.
I love how kris said she would be roasting tattoos but she ends up just complimenting us like she always does. thanks kris for everything, luv ya
Ikr
I love that Kris's version of roasting everyone's tattoos immediately turned into complimenting them all, or well, most of them! lol
The fact she didn't know a supernatural tattoo when she sees one kinda stings a little bit it's ok I still love you Kris ❤️
Kris:"jay make a cat noise"
Jay: "meow 😐"
can we take a moment to appreciate kris rapping and thank her for bringing a smile to our face everyday.
I was about to make a comment about that low-key a vibe
Ye she says eat him out in it tho 😅😅
I read this comment as she said it in the video
lol
Kris: "I'm gonna roast tattoos!"
Also Kris: *Proceeds to roast like 2 of them while complimenting the rest*
Edit:
I'm gonna say it. I've always wanted to say this.
MOM, I'M FAMOUS! 🎉
But seriously, holy crap why does this have so many likes, I've never gotten this many before XD
Fr tho
She did tell us that would happen, lol
I love it when Kris compliments us. It always makes me happy and confident
ALL HAIL KRIS!!!!!
12:00 the arm bands is to show you were in mourning for someone who has passed. but love the skit lmao
I like how this immediately changed from Kris roasting tattoos to Kris rating tattoos 😂
If Kris just spent an entire video just punching her stuffed animals I would watch it everyday, makes me laugh everytime.
Agreed
I'm always impressed with her technique. Like it's clean hits lol
@@haymaker627 yeah seriously and that only makes it even more funny, I love it.
I laughed 😂 so hard at the Elmo bit. Clotheslined Elmo! Awesome! 😂
I am here for Kris being wonderful and supportive, and also here for the Critical Role tattoo at 10:22 (the smiley face with tusks)
Love how Kris starts the video saying she is gonna be so mean, but ends up loving half of the tattoos. She really needs to get a tattoo herself
Saaaameee😂😂😂😊
I think she has a tattoo
She has 3
She has one tattoo on each wrist and then a K on her kind finger on her right hand
The more you know: Black armband tattoos originally were supposed to be permanent black cloth armbands that symbolize that you've lost someone close to you and are in mourning. Which is common in several western cultures. I don't have one of these but like just thought i'd throw that out there, I don't think a lot of people that have them know what they originally meant to represent. /shrug
Cool, nice to know
So if this person had those for that reason, they lost 2 people they were close to. Damn...
Wait who's getting canceled?
I'm no expert in tattoos but I thought the arm bands was like the same idea from Sukana's marks from the anime Jujutsu Kaisen a lot of people have been getting the arm bands because of the character's markings search him up and you will see what I mean.
@@PearlJan9 no one?
Kris: "Flowers? Constellations? What a basic bees"
Also Kris: "WoW, iS tHAt a SkUlL? Is ThAt a SnaKe? Is ThAt a sKUll wiTH a sNaKe? 10/10 🤪"
OK OK OK.. its official.. Kris proves she has another talent as she FLOWS LIKE A PRO!!!! Dayum gurl you are something else and I love it!
Kris: we’re roasting tattoos
5 seconds later: I LOVE IT
"Family don't end with blood" is a fandom tattoo for Supernatural (it's a quote from the show, and you can also see they have a tattoo for protection against demonic possession - which is heavily featured in the show - just below it, framed by angel wings)
Edit: just saw your comment saying you've never seen Supernatural - I highly recommend it! It seems daunting since it's such a long show, but it's so good imo.
Also the Comma tattoo... so many feels and understanding
Literally best show ever! I can’t even count the number of times I’ve rebinged watched the series.
Gonna be honest, I didn't get the Supernatural reference, but the smiley with the tusks above the quote, that one, I know where it's from
@@jimf2892 I was looking for someone else who recognized it!
@@jimf2892 Ooh what's it from?
cat portrait tattoo:
Kris: im gonna give it an 8/10
Jay: *cAsUAlly mAkEs It IntO A 9/10*
She needs to do another one of these because this is amazing
FYI the tattoo at 8:12 has the greek word for logic/reason (λόγος or lógos) and beneath it is the symbol for the Philosopher's Stone. The Philosopher's stone was something that in antiquity was rumored to have the power to transmute base metals into gold. There's a lot of deeper meanings that people have attached to it and despite the fact that the first harry potter book in the UK edition references the philosopher's stone (in the US version it was called the sorcerer's stone), this tattoo does not have anything to do with harry potter.
Came looking for this info- Thanks!
It has to do with Minos, right?
I thought it was something from owl house 💀 8:18
Almost, it has to do with Renaissance alchemy, during the Renaissance the intellectuals harkened back to antiquity for new ideas. In the process a new spiritual side of alchemy arose as a result. This does not come from the second century alchemy or antiquity per se, but people often forget this distinction.
I love how she did more complimenting than roasting the tattoos😂
13:25 the late queen of 🇬🇧 (UK) skating and kris wonders who’s granny it is 😂😂
Lots of love from Scotland ❤🏴
THATS THE QUEEN?
12:00 AHHH MHA POSTER TIME !!!!!! :) btw love the videos kris!
These complements have gotten so strange yet so amazing at the same time
IKK
Ikr
Yeah😊
I love these compliments ngl but they're so weird
Ikr
10:22 it's a Bobby Singer quote from Supernatural. It discourages infighting among family members (something that the Winchester bros struggle with lol). Very meaningful quote. 10/10
6:06 "An angry person that let it out on your arm"
Haha me too
The beginning of this one is reminding me of The Click saying "You smell...✨Amazing✨ today." lol
And, I've been binge-watching your videos this week and love them
The “Family doesn’t end in blood” tattoo is a supernatural reflection lol.
Fun tat story: I got these two Star Wars tattoos right below my wrists, just the outlines of the Jedi symbol and the rebellion symbol. I was nervous though, not because it was my first time (it wasn’t), but because it was 9pm and the guy was super high (I don’t smoke so it was a bit uncomfortable of a situation).
The line tattoos around the arm symbolize the memory of the deceased and each one represents a different person. That's so sweet 🥲
Yeah, I got that because this reason. One of them is my dog, not really a person, but she was to me..
Thank you, I actually was looking through the comments to see if somebody knew if those meant something!
Originally, for a lot of people, maybe. But you bet there are people out there getting them for style reasons only.
oh... i thought that it was Sukuna's tattoos, given the my hero academia posters in the back. well never mind then this sounds like a better idea anyway
I loved the Captain Tusktooth tattoo!! (Above the Supernatural one) I want one eventually.
1:06 - tic taced? i died 💀😂
She’s so loving she can barely roast people it’s amazing😂😂😂
She is soo sweet like a cake 🎂
Kris is the most talented individual out there. She just is. She can rap, she can do voices, she can do comedy, and she is the sweetest person on the internet! We love you Kris! You always make every one's day brighter, :)
True
So true!!! She can also paint too
Real
Going on my playlist 1:40 lol Kris you're AMAZING we love you💜💜💜
Kris: Oh my gosh it’s little penguin!
10 seconds later
Kris: OH DUDE THAT IS SICKKK
Lmao
Kris, at 8:57 that's a tattoo of Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender. He has a different main hairstyle each season. Kinda funny how two ATLA tattoos were lined up almost back to back lmao
10:43 I love that you said "I get the message" when you had no idea it was a Supernatural quote. The Teddy Bear is just a fanboy (or fangirl). To be fair, that's still the message of the quote, just possibly not the person's personal experience.
@ the person with the "Family don't end with Blood" Tattoo... I saw your Critical Role tattoo ;) (it was the smiley with tusks Kris mentioned) It's glorious!
I'm here in the comments looking for Critters, and you didn't disappoint! 10/10
I really like learning little tidbits about Jay every now and then. Maybe like a "Day with Jay" episode some time? 🙂 Do you guys talk through structure or anything? Do you just record a video and let him run with it? Does he give you ideas for videos? You guys seem to have such a wonderful and positive working relationship that it'd be cool to peek behind the curtain. Love the videos as always Kris!
Yes a video with Jay would be awsome!
I need a day with Jay video right now
I love how Kris always does her best to compliment us and never forgets
I love watching Kris. That said, compliments sent out to people that she never met is just a gimmick. A nice gimmick, but still a gimmick.
@instagramuser..hat the hell is wrong with you? (yea, i know it’s a bot before i get into an argument with ppl in the replies) don’t you realize real ppl get r@P€d? it’s so insensitive that you would create or make a bot like this.
10:37 OMG THE SMILEY FACE WITH THE TEETH IS A CAPTAIN TUSKTOOTH TATTOO, that’s a CRITICAL ROLE FAN
KMK: I have no tattoos
Me: Foreshadowing
I love how even when Kris warned everyone she'd be roasting them she has a hard time doing it because she loves us too much ❤️
Kris always says she's gonna roast people and then she turns it into a love-fest. I think that's adorable.
I love the intro!!! BatBBH was my entire childhood!!!!
5:31 “first of all, this isn’t a real tattoo. Second of all, make this a real tattoo and you win this whole thing.” Kallmekriss 2023-
Obviously the Supernatural tattoo has been pointed out, but the smiley face with it is from something too! There's a Dungeons and Dragons show/podcast by Critical Role. There's a character named Jester in the 2nd campaign, who is a prankster basically. Their group becomes pirates for a while and she becomes obsessed with tattoos! She starts tattooing people with this symbol "the mark of Captain Tusktooth." Since then many fans have gotten the mark!
Edit: I very rarely ever comment on RUclips videos. The fact that this had quite a few likes astounds me 😆🥰
I got so excited when I saw the Tusktooth tattoo! I'm also a Supernaturalist and Critter. No tattoos on me, though.
I have never seen super natural, but I didn't have to scroll far to find a comment about Captain Tusk Tooth. I am happy now. I was like the Leo pointing meme as soon as I saw it.
@@Caitydid561 I don't have any specific fan tattoos, but I do have a dragon surrounded by dice!
@@30ART5 I looked through some of the comments and didn't see it mentioned yet. So I felt the need to step up! 😆
@30art55 same here (:
I absolutely love the Supernatural tattoo at 10:35. That show has been there for me when no one else has. The SPN family will always be there for each other, AKF ❤
I have my friend convinced that I have a tattoo right now but I don't. Its the most hilarious thing ever
Kris: I like snakes, swords and dragons
Me: I agree. Snakes, swords and dragons= ultimate chaos/amazing
Edit:
Kris: I like skulls
Me: I like skulls bc they look like the dark mark from harry potter.
Voldemort: Come to die POTTER
We can all agree that Kris never disappoints us to entertain us and she always makes our day or night even better
I second that notion
Yes!
OMG, how'd you come up with that awesome comment?? It's so creative and original! 😩😩😩
Did she say the "Swedish Alps" tho? 😂
I feel a little disappointed that she didn't recognize zuko from avatar the last airbender😥
Is it just me? When she says nice things to her audience I really do feel better! Thanks Kris!! Sometimes I really need this.
Screaming giraffe should be a real constellation
The beginning where Kris is sniffing us brought me back to "Bear In The Big Blue House" 😂😂 when hes sniffing and goes "oh there you are" 😂😂
Kris can totally rap to eminem! I think we need to get her a record label cause she's gonna win a grammy!!!!
8:35 kriss said 8/10 but it said 9/10… jay ur not getting payed today
She likes your comment I guess it’s true sorry jay
I LIVE FOR YOU SINGIG "I WILL REMEMBER YOU!!' ITS HILARIOUS IDK Y ahhaaha BUT your actual singing is so angelic its a cross between jesus & fergi!!!
"ill give it a eight out of ten" jay:9\10
“I whil remanbah youhhh whil yeoo reaaaaahhhhhh heee”
-KMK 2023
( 15:34 )
1:42 Sick Bar ,dude! 🤣
(Sorry Pete)
That dragon is going to sue you for an unsafe working environment 😂
Kris “I won’t get a tattoo” collins - future vids: is obsessed with getting tattoos
Thank you Kris for the compliment we love you 💖
@Goofy ahh Are you not a bot tho🤔
I just about died when Kris didn't recognize Zuko but recognized aang in 0.2 seconds. Love your Kris! You bring me joy every second of my life! You're the only person who can make me REALLY laugh
😂 ordering a pint o' Guinness in the heaviest *scottish* accent ever😅
I love how Guinness is Irish but Kris did a Scottish accent 😅🤣
Depending on what pub you're in could get messy. Should have done an Ausie accent.
i was looking for this comment lol
Kris: "but it's okay, I get the message"
SPN fans: "you absolutely did not get the message!"
how does Kris exist on the Internet so much and not recognise Supernatural?? 👀🤣
i was like oooo SPN
As a huge SPN fan. I knew instantly
I came here specifically to see if someone commented about the SPN tattoo and her not knowing it 😭
@@xxamber_marie same
Yesss
6:49 my dad has a dream catcher tattoo but each of the little bits that comes down has one of his child’s name and birthday. I think it’s honestly so cute 🥰
That unicorns looks like a BFF tattoo, adorable
SHE DID IT, we love you kris ❤
The weirdest way to compliment us, but it's still so amazing to hear her compliment us 🖤❤
@Bruh Bruh what? 😃
I always wanted a cyborg tat. You know the torn skin exposing the android within.
i love that the one with family don't end with blood has a captain tusktooth tattoo for critical role
The fact that I am wearing Flower perfume just made my day a thousand times better. Kris truly knows how to make people feel appreciated :)
@nahida7957 ikr???? Im wearing Sweater Weather from Bath and Body works it is literally the best scent ever!!!!!!
Those thick bands on your arm mean something like how many times you tried suicide or something creepy like that, They have a sad story behind those tattoos (12:25)
In fact, the line tattoo (idk how to call it) is for people who fistf**k. The person who "take it" have lines somewhere else (I don't remember exactly) and the person who "give" it have the line.... At the place they managed to reach? Like... They do the line where the record is (I'm sorry if it's not clear but I'm French and uuuhhh... My english suck :') but if you go on the Internet and search for the meaning of those tatoo, you' ll got an answer TwT)
@@0papal yeah that was the thing! Thanks for helping me out
@@Aiden_er You're welcome! Glad I was able to help you with that :)
I thought they were from teen wolf not suicide-
I love it when she punches pete and the way she does "it left hook!" lol lmfao
Kris telling me I smell beautiful:
Me who just fell into a bin :thanks
If you watch Kris`s videos with your eyes closed, you feel like you're listening to a whole bunch of people talking lol
Yes
YES
You always dish out quality content and make everyone's day better. The "Family don't end in blood" tattoo is a reference to the tv show "Supernatural" if anyone was wondering.
I love that show! And I can't be posessed either 😉
Luv this,luv u pls do more also KMK u r the best Canadian comedian period.
squabble, the ducks or geese are having a squabble XD
Kris: I'm actually going to roast you with out back tracking
Also Kris: literally compliments the first two and did a skit
😭💀
😂❤
@@kallmekris 8:54 This is "Zuko" from "Avatar - The last airbender"
Greetings from Tunisia
@@kallmekris i would recommend it if you did watch it but if you dont want to you dont haft to hope you do more katrina rylee and the other charecters skits they are good
I love how Kris compliments us at the start of every video I showed my friend your videos and now she loves them as much as me
Thank you for making everyone's day brighter
Edit: thank you so much for the likes! I've never gotten this many before (that I know of)