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I used those pickup lines on my gf
Now she's my sister 💀🤣
(Edit: I love you soo much kris♥️)
@@rishvify Ayo what
Love u Kris 💖😚😘
Plz plz do a scary storytelling video
@@rishvify SAME
Kris is the only person who can make creepy compliments funny lol.
😂😂😂👍🏻
@@kallmekris HI IM A HUGE FAN PLS SAY HI PLSSSS YOU HAVE NEVER SAID HI OR REPLYED TO MY COMMENT BEFORE PLEASEEE AHHHHHHHH
@@L3xi_R0s3 bruh
Agreed
What's up with all these bots?
"How do you stay so positive?"
...Well, I start my day with a video from Kris who tosses out a compliment and then makes me laugh with some amazing content I didn't know I even needed 🥰
@@gitasumarni1760 Spammer
Haha so true !!
Me: *sees jellyfish*
Thinks: “ThIs CoUld Be A sErIoUs ThReAt To OuR mIsSiOn!” “HE’S JUST A BABY! HIIIIII BAAABBBYYY”
TikTok sound
I was a positive person before, but *now*...
Fr kris is amazing
Kris: As you can tell I am a fan of dragons.
Also Kris: *Beating Pete up every chance she has*
6:05 that scream got me rolling xD also i love how Kris compliments us every day 😊
Me that knew that video for like some years rn 😂
Same 🤣🤣
Kris saying pick-up lines while wearing an astronaut helmet...was just the best thing ever. Thanks kris for making us all laugh
Appreciate you ❤️
LoL yeah thanks!
@@kallmekris love u !
Kris never fails to put a smile on my face.
Thank you so much for complementing us every videos Kris!!! I was suicidal a few weeks ago then I saw your videos and I thought you were just so sweet and just so kind! A few days ago I was planning to end it that night when no one would care but I watched one of your videos and you saved my life Kris! I still am struggling but you make my day every time you post and just thank you again for being awesome
Don’t commit suicide. People will care. And you have so much to look forward to… And if you do end it. You won’t go to heaven… Sending you hope and love.❤
Your life is precious, don't throw that away. I don't know you but I love you, and if you were to die I assure you many people would care. Your life is worth living, you are worthy. Keep living and go after your dreams! God bless you, you got this! ❤
listen, i understnad. the comment saying your life is precious might not help, but im so sorry and i want you to know that someone around loves you if you think. ❤
Remember, suicide causes suicide.
dontt watch attack on titan... but i care and you are loved by me and always will be🍟
As a planetary scientist, those space themed pick up lines were amazing
Lol the intro tho 🤣🤣🤣 loved it 🤣❤
Omg haha
Same here, hahaha, that was just TOO funny!!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
🤣
I don't live on Mars, i live on *URANUS*
@@catkittenz Hahahaaaaaaaaa, that's just TOO funny!! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
Kris taking herself less serious with each opening and dying a little inside herself is the perfect opening!
😂
Let me just.... 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 ... get those bots away lol.
0:52 I can’t believe how far Dylan has become, I’m so proud of her!
You’re done
*him.
@@catman2261 her*
@@catman2261 her. Dylan is a woman.
@@booksbylula in the words of Austin Powers, "it's a man, baby!"
The beginning ma’am please take 6 feet away from me 😭😭😂😂
8:59 I absolutely lost it at this bit. The way she reacted was just so hilarious.
Poor minx
@@Crow_crossbow mhm
Kris's description of Canada at 7:53 is so *spot on* and I love it... although i would usually offer someone timbits instead of a double double 🍁
OMG talking about Canadians when passing each other. So I'm from Las Vegas (some of the meanest people in existence I'm sure) and I drove to Canada to visit a friend. Legit I accidentally bumped into someone and we had a ten minute conversation about how beautiful the weather was that day. Canadians are the nicest people I've ever met.
5:06 Some graceful singing from a beautiful fluffy dog.
Currently suffering severe sunburns and my whole weekend has involved lying in bed watching KallmeKris cheer me the f**k up. Greatest human I have had the privilege to watch on RUclips. Sending love from Land Down Under!!
And much like you provide to us viewers, here is a compliment 😜
"Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!"
I feel you- I have a really bad cold rn
4:58 huskies are just incredibly dramatic 🤣🤣🤣💔
When I was a teenager I had a siamese cat that would sit on the edge of the bathtub when I took my bath in the mornings before school and one morning she tried to do the same thing but she was very pregnant and she fell straight into the water. She ended up having her kittens that afternoon. Which was also my 16th birthday. So I came home to kittens for my birthday. (We got her spayed a few months later after finding homes for the kittens. We kept two and they were part of the family for 13 years). I will never forget Misty sitting on the edge of the tub every morning and she'd also try to sit on my lap while I was going to the bathroom. She was a very clingy cat. :)
I’m dying over the fact that it was minx who sprayed herself with whiteclaw in the eye but also so many of these have cracked me up Lmfao I love Kris’s videos she makes it so much funnier lol
So true 😂
😂😂😂
I was there for that stream lmfao
Rip minx lol
@@dailyaut1stm same
10:17 that reaction
Kris is always top at enacting moments 😂❤️
Its like Gus fring from BRBD before bombing 😂
Me and my family have been sick for a while and it’s just making my day that I can sit down and laugh with Kris.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how kris makes us laugh and smile,
Like I have bad mental health and when I’m depressed or overwhelmed I just watch her vids and she makes me laugh and smile
Thank you kris we all love you and keep up the good work ❤️
I haven't even watched the full video yet and I already know it's going to be amazing for 2 reasons:
1. Kris's videos are always amazing
2. I'm already wheezing at "take my bread, take it"
I have a trampoline horror story:
When I was 4, the teens from the neighborhood told me to lay down and they ALL started jumping as hard as they could. I got up REALLY high, and somehow ended up falling off and landing on my arm, or my arm slapped the metal, I can't remember exactly. All I remember after that was seeing flashes of white, passing out from the pain but not being able to cry (it did knock the wind out of me, I remember I couldn't breath), and waking up to being told my elbow broke. No longer left handed I am now right handed, my elbow still hurts if I stretch it too fast, and I'm extremely scared of heights. Still love trampolines but I am always too scared to jump higher than I can actually jump, which is just sad.
Don't super jump kids on trampolines, please.
I’m glad your still with us.
Good thing that wasn’t your neck! I’m gonna fear my trampoline till the day I die now, I’m most likely die on a trampoline but still
I broke my elbow when I was 3 as well🤕🥲
Hope ur okay
Oml am so sorry good thing your ok I just think about it and how much it hurt
I've never broke a bone in my life-
The singing husky and the piano cat were the MVPs here! I was crying laughing! 🤣🤣
Hearing you call a kookaburra a big rodent just made my day 🤣
"What are kookaburras? Are they those big rats? Those big rodents?"
Me as an Australian dying in the corner laughing😂
Do you mean Australian?
Same
Im australian and i thought everyone knew what kookaburras were ;-;
@@pyramidIand oopsies yes!! ahaha
Lol
8:53 is justaminx playing with a cosplay prop, it wasn't sharp so that's why she stabbed her white claw with it
Every time the ketchup farts for me I look around and apologize.
As an Australian representative I just wanna say that I hysterically started laughing when she said "a kookaburra, aren't those the giant rodents..." 😂😂😂
Being Australian just made it funnier
I remember watching a documentary where someone said capybaras are water hamsters
11:55 I'm not a hot mess, I'm just a mess lmao
5:28 :getting bored and mocking someone’s fake sneeze 😂
I love how you beat up Pete when ever you get the chance 😂😂😂
My fav was this one 😂🤣 6:00 I DIED ITS SO FUNNY 😂 Also your jellyfish light is cool lol❤️
7:48 kris, In Italy they directly punch you in the face
How can a person be so funny I freaking love you
i had a really bad day at school today and when i watch her videos, she’s always like “ u look amazing today” or something, this just makes me feel better, we all love u chris ❤❤❤
Kris literally makes my day with how funny she is and she’s so genuine about things! thank you kris :)
Agreed
Thumbnail jebaited tho
2:55
Just remember what nona said :
"Dont trust anyone with a moustache!!" 😂
"hey did you feel that strong gravitational pull?
of my bed."
I love you kris
0:09 this is so why i love her videos😅😅😅
I love how she put a whole astronaut helmet on just for that
I bet she didn’t even buy it for that she probably already had it stashed away somewhere😂
Fr😂
100%
200000000000000%
@it's your girl kinsie 😂😂😂
Worlds worst Halloween costume but worlds greatest flirting technique
10:55 it didnt break it shattered
My sister be like😂
I just love that she is so sweet in a funny way ❤
Kris: As you can see, I am a fan of dragons." *gestures to the chair*
Pete in the background: But I'm a dragon too... 😓
Kris is the only one who can make weird compliments and still make me smile
"we're going to watch people die inside. I can relate to that and most people can." You are very right.
2:25 THEY ARE LIVING MY DREAM LIFE
I'm going through some tough stuff, but Kris never fails to make me laugh. Thanks Kris :)
Hope you get through whatever it is that's happening
That Kooka knew exactly what it was doing... One of the most memorable times going camping as a kid was when a Kookaburra stole a sausage right off the campfire hotplate. They are beautiful but don't trust them near your appendages hahaha.
Husky: *sirenhead*
Kris: "nice note!"
as a cat owner, lemme just say that seeing the piano cat in person would make you suffocate with laughter. almost literally. my cats can make me laugh so hard i stop making sound. a common comment around here is "Graceful [insert cat name]" or "klutz" while laughing at a cat that nearly fell of a cabinet for no reason (yes. Gidget nearly fell of a 4 foot cabinet into the wifi motem for ZERO reason except that she decided to tightrope on the edge)
Thank you Kris for the mirth boost in my day!
You're someone who would pull with every one of those cheesy pick-up lines, no doubt at all!
I too worry about the people in these clips, I feel the Leslie Nielsen facepalm clip would be fit these to a tee!
Kris are so relatable, adorable, hilarious and gorgeous that I can't stop watching her videos, she's an absolutely amazing woman!
Take care, stay safe and embrace the hot mess that you are as that's just a part of what makes you you!
The fact that she used pickup lines was the greatest thing ever. It really made me smile.
Mac Donald’s fry’s are for real chefs kiss 🤌❤😍
Not kris using the best pick up lines
i could probably watch her without audio, but she would still crack me like an egg. her face is the absolute cutest and most expressive face ever . love u kris 💗💓💞
3:52 It seems like you hit your solar plexus. It's located right underneath where your ribcages meet, and it's part of the diaphragm. It stuns you for a few seconds as well as knocks out your breath. It increases pressure inside your abdomen, so hitting it is hitting a pressure point, and the pain you feel from the impact is the pressure being released.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk lol
SOIENCE BIOTCH ( I love everything biology i shall one day randomly shout this knowledge to my friends thank you)
Kris: “This is what I spend my money on.”
Me: “ME TOO!”
Bro I got a prodigy ad during this and it said like "are you ready to start your adventure?" *I accidentally drop my phone* "I'll take that as a yes"
12:16 honestly, my cat isn’t afraid of water, neither cucumbers 💀
Kris, I don’t know why you always undermine yourself. Look at how good you are doing on line. I don’t like seeing you say bad things about yourself, it makes me sad.
I watch one of your videos everyday right before I clock into work and it always starts my day off with laughs. Thank you Kris! 💙
Bro I am sick 😷 right now but now that I saw this I fell better I love watching her videos when I get sick or when I am sad or in a bad mood love you kris
Kris: “Hey do you live on mars cause you’re out of this world.”
This will forever be my pick-up line
You're thinking of a capybara 11:16
Edit: Oops. I just now played the video and realized that you figured it out. lol
Kris: You can can call me Kris
Me: How about I call you tonight
4:59 that husky is the epitome of my thought process on a daily basis.
**Kris Talking About Her Jellyfish Lamp**
Me: **Interested**
Kris: This is Freddie And This Is *Stevi(e)*
Me: AM I ONE OF HER JELLYFISHES?! ( Implying To The Jellyfish Named Stevi(e) )
The fact that Kris is the only RUclipsr who constantly compliments us makes her special ♥️♥️♥️
Adrien Agreste o.o
She’s just a friend
@@applepie8291 Duhh marinette is JuSt A fRiEND
@@annaYnation2554 yea duh what else is she
no Marinette's just a FRIEND that likes fashion.
His laugh sounded like an engine starting up. LOL! That was f-ing great.
I'm going to go with the part where Chris rolls her eyes back about the guitar part❤❤❤❤❤
12:00 I prefer the term 'beautiful disaster' 😙
6:07
try to tip the table over and make the glass fall out
or y’know, just break it
I feel like I’m sitting with my best friend. Every video has me crying from laughing which is rare nowadays. Thank you
7:35 let me break this down for you, i am a new yorker, but there are multiple types of new yorkers, the lady in this clip probably moved from some where that isnt a city in new york (or she just got offended for no reason) because most people that talk like that and say things like that were raised in the city because that is the northeastern city accent. i dont have that cause i wasnt raised in the city. but no yeah a lot of northeastern city folk talk like that, and im guessing that lady isnt from a city. also not all people have that accent even if they were raised in the city, its just most common with people raised in a city like nyc. so now you know!
We can all agree that Kris never disappoints us with his her content
Yes
Yes. We can agreeee >:D
Agreed
Yes
Yay😂❤️
9:24 we don't have a stairs but all my joints started cracking when I started doing the tippy toes LMAO
8:53
That Minx clip got me dead lolll
4:31 those rotations flops hurt so much worse than a normal flop. Especially if its on the face
5:37 it’s the scream near the end for me LMAOOO
5:54 the best one so far
Kris, i have been upset since friday and today is saturday and part of my sadness has been cuured from just watching your videos!
Kris has the best rizz 😭😂
0:16 idc what u feel gravity or not, if it's u it's already a *YES*
When I was 10 I went on a school trip and stayed at a clear saltwater lake (right near a beach where it got the ocean water from), on the East Australian coast.
Anyhow one of the girls was walking along the dirt path in between the cabins, happily chatting and eating chips (we were having fish n chips, so hot chips, not crisps).
I remember just watching as she was happily blabbering away about something, waving the chips around as she ate. Just as she was putting the chip in her mouth, a kookaburra flew down out of nowhere and snatched the chip away, just as she was putting it into her mouth. She screamed so loudly, freaking out coz the bird had been right in her face for a split second.
I was hysterics. It was the most funniest thing I'd ever seen. It was great!
I still think back to that moment as the best kookaburra stealing your food moment to this day.
I mean... In Australia we have all had those bastards steal your food. You gotta learn to keep an eye out for those crafty things. Not the we hate kookaburras.. They are awesome. But they can be so frikin clever and so cunning. Buuuuut argh.
Everyone always mentions the snakes and spiders (we rarely see snakes.. and spiders run away from you... They aren't aggressive at all) But no one ever mentions these birds that will steal food from you regardless if you were in the way or not lol. 🤣
That kookaburra pecking at the finger was great. I just knew it was coming too. Haha.
I was soooo happy that she reacted to minx
No one:
Kris, 20 seconds into the video: "Today we will watch people die."
9:32 accracy 100%
Where I used to live, there was this wildlife resort, where a bunch of elk, deer, and a lot of other animals including bison just roamed around freely like that. There was a Gravel road leading through the park that you could drive on to see all of the animals if you were lucky.
Yes, yes - I am aware of how unsafe this sounds - and yeah it was 🥲 but it was really fun and cool.
It was pretty scary, when a herd of 20 bison surrounded your car, but at least now I can say that I have pet a wild bison.
Jeezes lol.
I remember going to a wildlife park in Tasmania (the little southern island state below Australia) when I was around 13? After walking around feeding Wallabies I decided to go into the feeding area where they had a couple of sheep, ponies and geese. It was their little farm area for kids.
I was 13. I just started highschool. My parents were just roaming around..I think one sat down for a break...
I mean I used to have kangaroos roaming wild in my back yard. I lived right near the bush. My relatives had huge properties with a couple of farms that I used to visit and help out.. Coz that's what you did when you visited lol
Anyhow I started Giving the feed to the sheep, and goats but they were getting pretty demanding. Then the ponies and geese got wind of the food. Of course I was the only one there... It was the most tame area... It was just something to pass the time.
And my parents watched from outside a 13 year old kid yelling, running across the field to get outside the pen.... With bloody really persistent sheep, goats and ponies chasing me down for the food lol.
To be fair I tried to hold my own, but... I've always been pretty short... And when you have 2 sheep getting on their hind legs and pushing at you with their front hoofs... And then a pony butting it's head to you where they have almost successfully pushed you over onto the ground. Yeah. I wasn't getting trampled lol. I high tailed it out of there!
I am not sure if there were staff near by at the time... I just remember being the only one in there. But I like to imagine that someone was on their break in one of the near by buildings just laughing their arses off as a teenage girl just runs away cursing as the farm animals ran after me.... Lol
They were either really demanding little bastards... or they were really, really hungry. -_-
I cannot imagine having done that with Bison though lol. They would have trampled me. But maybe it's different being in the car lol
@@Kewlausgirl hehe yeah
@@Kewlausgirl I’ve never seen someone mix Jesus with jeez to create jeezes.
7:46 “We don’t talk like that, we don’t say things like that.”
* _Talks like that, says something like that._ *
Trampolines!! Around 11 years old, I did a flip off center on a trampoline and went straight over the side and literally became the Ridiculousness “scorpion” or what I’ve referred to as the backwards donut. Landed straight on my chin, my neck got damaged from the fall. It hurt so so bad, but I was in front of my younger, boy cousin and my uncle (my dad was there too) and was so embarrassed that I fell that I immediately jumped right on our 4-wheeler and road down the road to my house. I didn’t want to cry in front of them, so I raced home to ball my eyes out to my mom. Haunts me to this day!
Note: I’m 35 so this was before the nets were a thing. No protection, exposed springs that pinched, all the unsafe works.
Sometimes I feel completely drained and over stimulated by everything. So I go to ur channel and just feel the positive vibes. Thank you for all ur work and for making so many of us smile
I'm struggling so much with school and friend/family problems rn and Kris never fails to make me laugh and make me forget about it :)
The guy making monkey noises and the rest of the people doing it after was the funniest 😂
I was caught completely off guard when I got showered with complements at the beginning, I love your vids!
9:10 Ludwig van Cat
Can we all just agree that Kris can make anybody even in the worst mood fell so much better