RTAA & Source - Chris Cooks Fish
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Podcast #387 @ 44:46 // RTAA - • Rooster Teeth Animated... // #387: • RT Podcast: Ep. 387 - ...
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“Name a fish” “Sword” “You eat swordfish?” “What? No; you just said name a f-“ “NAME A FISH YOU EAT CHRIS”
Absolutely fantastic.
I thought he said sork loool
Chris’ level of life experience gives me hope lol
Swordfish so hard to cook its insane
You can actually get sword fish at while foods lmao
That's expensive.
Can Chris and Brandon just have their own podcast where they bounce their own dumb stories and ideas off of each other while Gus and Bernie provide commentary?
nivekross no, because the internet would implode with the stupidity.
No no no that sounds absolutely incredible that NEEDS to happen
Call it the DumbCast, because that's what it'd be.
Brandon, Chris, Shannon and Miles
They can buy sod from California and cook fish.
is Chris even real because I refuse to believe that a human can be this.... hmmm... unique in personality?
Maeve Hastings Not everyone knows how to cook fish to be fair
He was indeed reaching Gavin levels of unique absurdity.
Azure Balmung to be fair Gavin is actually really smart
Simpur Studios I guaranteed that he is talking about buying deboned and skinned salmon from the store and frying it
Gavin exists, so why not Chris?
Step 1: Acquire a Fish
Step 2: Place in pan
Step 3: Spray the stuff
Step 4: Cover fish with dressing
Step 5: Cook on the oven thing
No no it’s everything you said except
“I can’t remember steps 4 and 5” XD
Cook ON the oven...
@@K-11609 All burned up
@@kaelanluck yeah depending on what temperature and how long they cook it for
Step 6: Profit
Risinger.exe has stopped working.
Shuyin178 Jon has a laugh similar to Geoff; i.e. it's ridiculous and amazing.
Shuyin178 he's my absolute fave from rt ❤️❤️👌
Nice one ☝️
Excuse me, waiter? I'd like the monk fish with caesar. Oh you don't have that? What about flying fish with creamy italian?
Sinapth Flying Ital? I'm sorry sir, this is a CLASSY establishment.
mahi mahi with a touch of ranch?
Yal Rathol Nah. Tilapia with Tabasco for me please.
Megalodon with Raspberry vinaigrette
If you're eating swordfish as a college student, you are VERY well off, xD
Azure Balmung Shit, if you're eating SALMON as a college student, you're pretty well off
Azure Balmung if you're eating as a college student you're well off
Can confirm. You buy a LOT of rice and beans wholesale though. When I want a treat, I get myself some ramen noodles and do my best to recreate Hokkaido-style miso ramen with cheap-ass ingredients. Cheap miso is hard to find, not least if you want something that actually tastes like miso...
Of all the fish you could want to eat, why swordfish? Those things absorb crazy amounts of mercury - have a bit of catfish or tilapia. Cod even.
Wackyfox swordfish steak is pretty good. Tilapia sucks, and catfish is good. Never had cod though. My favorite fish is striper or redfish though
What does one call a person like Chris? I feel like the word "dumb" isn't right. xD
special
patrick watkins is it the helmet wearing kind of special?
[Tuturu!~] nyeongcat fucking Imbecile?
"touched"
Confused?
Jon's laugh is funny as fuck
His laugh makes my day.
Jon, like Geofff, doesn't laugh so much as _cackle_. XD
Jane St. Valentine I can relate, my voice is a deep 90hz, but I have a witch cackle.
More like laughing like lunatics.
I feel like they should ask Chris to show them a picture of the kind of fish he cooked, because I suspect he found something already de-boned and pre-cooked to some extent :P
I feel like chris gets talapia.
Could be just raw filets, ready to cook.
I love Jon to death just for his laugh that he does. Loud, wide-mouthed, just flipping out. It's goddamned hilarious.
You know it's going to be a good podcast anytime Chris is on it
or Brandon
Flynt Coal true. There was a podcast a few years ago that Brandon hosted with Chris, Kerry and John... still one of my favorite podcasts of all time.
chanman4rings honestly Gus saying Brandon being the new Podcast King is interesting. he's not my top pick (Miles or Trevor are my top picks for next), but he would have an interesting way of running the podcast.
As Gus put it, Brandon is neurotic enough to make sure it gets done properly. RT Podcast has to be orderly and run smoothly; it isn't like Off-Topic where AH gets to throw glitter and walk off set for 5 minutes (or throw a Senior Prom...Michael is a madman sometimes)
Branden Harned well, it's modeled in the true AH style. RT Podcast is the way it is because of how Gus runs it.
I like how Jon isnt desensitized to how dumb Chris can be on the podcast, and how hard he laughed at this
Jon laughing fucking killed me listening to this the other week
Whiteytheripper After On The Spot season 2, I thought Jon was incapable of laughing...
I... Actually kind of want to try Chris's fish x.x
I don't imagine it's that good. I mean, he's...kinda but not really marinating it? And then...frying it without actually frying it...I dunno, sounds like the outsides would be rock hard and the inside would be underdone.
343griffin if you marinate the fish in whatever dressing you like, cook the skin side in a pan, get it crispy and cook it in an oven for 15 minutes, might actually be okay
If ya know what I mean 😎
He's accidentally the funniest guy at the office... Well the former office
So returning to this after all these years, I just feel like Chris was talking about cooking a fillet of fish, and didn’t understand if you don’t specify that, people think you’re ordering a large cut or the whole fish.
That is my explanation for skipping those prep steps. The other stuff I still don’t know.
Chris making SEA-sar salad :D
Sly Ngn god dammit barb
Sly Ngn At least it isn't an ice/cold pun
Water these jokes?
Chris has what I call when put on the spot block out any logical answer and instead come up with the most random thing I can think of
Chris is just... so bad at being human
Chris is so descriptive like my god
I think I can hear Jack laughing @0:38...anyone else think so?
I don't think It's Jack. It must be someone of the control room crew though. Patrick maybe? I doubt it but I don't know.
I don't think it's Jack, though it is sort of the same kind of laugh.
Probably matt
It's 2 AM and I'm fucking breathe less from laughter
I think Rooster Teeth needs to invest in Sending Chris to some cooking classes...
No, Burnie, fish is not that complicated to make :P
Chris vs. Ryan the Fish and Chips Man. I want to see that now.
You guys ever think it's a 3 way tie for stupidy between Chris Brandon and Gavin
nah,just chris and Brandon. gavin is probably smarter then them,he just doesnt think before he speaks. so what hes saying iis technically right, bu the way he wouk say it would sound dumb
Justin Hernandez I think the walk to Mordor still affects Chris' ability to conform to normal fish cooking standards.
SomeBloke8895 HAHAHAHA
How about worms match between them?
It would be hard to measure in this case, because of course Gavin would get someone else to cook the fish for him.
animated Jon jumping out of the fridge was the best bit.
oh, and animated Burnie's face when animated Chris puts dressing on the fish.
Chris has the amazing ability to talk but no words are formed
Has there ever been an afterlife goal to have Chris make fish for everyone? I would donate my life savings (so like $25)
It’s actually not a bad technique for someone who doesn’t know how to cook. You just have to give more thought to picking out which dressing with which kind of fish.
I want to see Gordon Ramsay try Chris' fish.
You know... i didnt think about it until now. But Chris should use this recipe for Worse Cooks in America
Salad dressing fish is great. Very popular.
Salmon......
Recipe for bowtie pasta with salmon. Ingredients one cup heavy cream one tablespoon grated lemon peel one pound of fresh spinach. One pound of salmon deboned and skined then cut into cubes. 12 ounces of bowtie pasta a half cup of grated Parmesan cheese and pine nuts optional.
What you need to do is combine the cream lemon peel and lemon juice together simmer over low heat. Once everything's at a low simmer at the salmon and cook till opaque. Add to spinach let cook for a minute or over the pasta sprinkle grated cheese on the top stair add some more and Dig in. It tastes really good I promise my mom and I have made this recipe like a bajillion times.
I like Chris a lot more right now
as someone who cooks casually, I'm very confused by Chris
The thing is he's not wrong fish isn't that complicated all you have to do is get the timing right so it doesn't undercook or burn
times are so different now......
Believe it or not if you choose a decent salad dressing and salmon filled you can make a decent meal
Yeah I'll take sword and ceasar. In fact make that 23 sword and ceasar.
You know the old saying of "You got dropped on your head as a child" Chris im lookin at you.
step 1: by fish
I kinda feel sorry for Chris cus he laughs with them but theyre laughing at him not with him
Still waiting for Chris to cook fish
Swordfish is actually delicious by itself. Really just need to rub some salt on it before cooking then throw a pat of butter in your pan
where are we with the petition to get chris to cook a sword
I really don't get why is this funny or weird. Chris seems to be a regular person to me
It's moments like these that make me wonder how Chris functions... Like can he do things or just... idk
I need to go back and watch this podcast
Aaah, the "milk steak" school of thought, I see
Idk why but Chris looks like ninja for some reason
You can actually eat swordfish.
Sure, but it isn't cheap. That's fancy fish.
Arkalius80 not just that but where would you be able to buy swordfish from. Who sells that
Tru dat
Bobby Shewan you can also eat puffer fish despite being poisonous it takes a really skilled chef
Th3mightyeagle generally, you wouldn't buy swordfish, you would charter a boat and go catch it yourself. if you're not doing that, you've probably paid someone to do that or you live on a pacific island.
I have a feeling he got a fillet because he did not once mention eating scales
I kinda want to see Gus's reactions to each animated adventure.
I don’t know how he isn’t dead.
use some old bay seasoning dude
My God, Jon’s laugh could cure cancer.
Jon, Geoff, and Jack have the greatest laughs ever.
I want it to be said that this IS an actual way to cook fish. I typically use mackerel or snapper and bake it in Italian.
I want to see chris to be in choped for an episode.
Fish is really easy to cook
You just wait until the skin starts to burn onto the pan and it's done
Chris and Brandon the American version of Gavin
I wish I could see the podcast guys reaction to animated adventures when they are made of their own conversations
Swordfish is really good though
Mariel and Chris need a show where they cook something BA back to back chef style
Chris makes perfect sense, how the fuck is this weird to them?
Chris doesnt know what a stove is. "On top of the oven thing"
Man, if it were this fucking easy to cook I'd have learned it a long time ago. Just toss salmon in a pan, slather it with dressing *before* cooking it (Jesus I absolutely lost it at that logic), just let it go for an unspecified amount of time and just...uh, let destiny handle the rest?
Uh I don't know how to cook so I don't understand why this is funny. Are you not supposed to cook dressing into something? Does dressing not belong on a fish? If he says it tastes good, what's the problem?
What the hell is Burnie talking about? If he really thinks Fish is complicated too prepare, he should probably just give up on life now lol.
Stop complaining
Tilapia roasted or pan-seared with Italian dressing actually sounds lovely. Serve it over some rice with some fresh lemon juice.
i just wanna give Chris a hug, poor bastard
Thank you!
I've been waiting for this one 👍
Cooking with Chris. Please RT do it!
I can’t stop thinking about how Gordon Ramsay would be flipping shit over in that room if he heard how Chris cools fish.🤣
chris should've said gold fish
I haven't laughed this hard on an RTAA and Source in a long time.
If you listen and look closely whenever Chris stutters, you can see and hear the hamster stumble on the wheel
In RWBY during the food fight episode they use a swordfish I think that was a call back to this
Delicious, finally some good fucking food
I really just wanna see a cooking show w just Chris
They make Chris look like he has an IQ of 60 and I love it!
They should have poke from Hawaii and it'll fuckin blow their minds. Especially Chris so he won't have to cook it his way and just eat it raw. That's my preference btw, like pan-seared fish or oven baked fish I don't like. Raw or fish sticks breaded and fried yes.
He probably just buys a fish filet.
You should make a compilation of Geoff's laugh VS. Jon's laugh. This episode would be a good clip for Jon, a good Geoff laughing clip would be the Super Mario Bros. U lets play.
Good Geoff laugh would be many of the early Fails of the Weak episodes.
To be honest, fish can be really easy to cook. Dressings such as Lousiana flavour can be but before frying and you really don't need anything else. Salmon, for example, doesn't need oil if you buy it with the skin and the only dressings you need are salt and pepper.
I don’t meant to be rude... but what does Chris and Brandon do at RoosterTeeth xD? I’m honestly surprised with stories like this they have a good job
Swordfish is not that hard to cook but JESUS CHRIST CHRIS SALAD DRESSING?!
at the whole foods around me, you can buy a swordfish filet at the fish butcher...you can dead ass go up to em and say "i would like sword" and they'll give it to you
I can't believe I spent like an hour chatting with Chris at 2013 Comic Con waiting for Kerry to get back from whatever the hell he was doing, and probably called him Miles the whole god damn time. I only realized my mistake later when I looked at something he autographed and the diabolical bastard signed it Chris? with a fricken question mark. Why did he not correct me even once?! Was he playing a game? Fuck.
Chris is officially the new Gav
..... this is exactly how my dad cooks tri-tip. He puts the tri-tip in a pan and puts it in Italian dressing and mustard, let's it sit, and then grills it and it's fucking delicious. There might be a third thing he uses to marinate it but those are the two I remember. This is also how you make Rachel Ray chicken, it's just salt , pepper, and some Balsamic Vinegar and it's delicious.
I love that this is a thing, seeing both is magical.
I used to think Gavin was the dumbest member of RT... then I realized Chris existed...
He like an early human, just put the fish over a fire for a while then eat it.
This is one of my favorite RT moments
I think the fake laughing was the downfall of RoosterTeeth, specifically the one guy with the long hair.
i got gus performs a heist rt life as an ad for this video