Hey everyone! Thank you so much for 10K+ subs! I was planning to make this stocktale parody video as soon as I got 10k subs. But it was harder than I expected and I had to make all the pictures/poses.(And yeah it's extremely longer than the previous ones) And it is a first time that I make a video in a different style. So.. I made it after several days. + It won't be included in meme series. It's so long. Some Tyrion parts are needed to be deleted due to some policies. I'll do my best as I always did. Thank you guys! And I will try with this style later if you guys love it Music list. 1. ruclips.net/video/qEvxbJROGuQ/видео.html 2. ruclips.net/video/1fz_xsHzSvQ/видео.html 3. ruclips.net/video/lUTr1X-6sbg/видео.html 4. ruclips.net/video/_1j_vKBdjsc/видео.html 5. ruclips.net/video/-LYB7iLZNWE/видео.html 6. ruclips.net/video/hRAiBoM8Da0/видео.html 7. ruclips.net/video/3CS93CdMv_E/видео.html 8. ruclips.net/video/NFvwTKzWrLg/видео.html 9. ruclips.net/video/RBnYGYa6l3M/видео.html
Nah, doing Beastmen+Skaven is the optimal way. You have an ally who doesn't mind chaos corruption - it actually helps their public order - and two start near a skaven LL.
@@da_BemBem yep the ignoring chaos corruption is nice, but also the fact that skaven are fine with colonizing ruined settlements straight up to tier 5 once they've got their under-empire going makes the synergy even better! (i still don't know if i'd want to be the beastmen player though......)
It’s true, it takes forever to do anything but when you get going Arkhan is extremely fun, you just squish people with your Sphinx or suck the life out of the enemy lord as Arkhan
Arkhan's kinda made to die. It's a shame when literally everyone else in your DLC is gunning for you when you got lizardmen burning the world from both ends just to reunite with each other
Honestly the Aracheon part is a perfect analogy for chaos in general. You think it’s just gonna be an army of Men, High Elves, and The French. But then SURPRISE Ikit Claw drops a nuke on you because he realized Friendship is more important. Meanwhile the Dwarfs and Greenskins are busy playing happy slaps with each other and the Dark Elves and Lizardmen do nothing of importance cause their side of the map is forgotten unless you are going for a long campaign victory or you choose to start on that side of the map. Also Settra, Settra is there. (And for those thinking I am over exaggerating, I would like you to know that this was basically my campaign with Ikit Claw, just with slightly less French people cause I wanted that lovely beach side property.)
On the other side of the map, either Morathi and the cult of pleasure is turning Ulthuan into a brothel or Tyrion grabs the sword of khaine and goes feral on everyone.
Fecking dark elves, never actually relevant in my campaigns unless the just happen to meet me out of dumb luck, then proceeded to burn down my port city in my starting Provence, because they’re pricks, and they *always* own all of north America, so they’re str. Rank one, and dec war on me for no reason from the other side of the planet Earth.
Tyrion: The curse is in my veins. I must reject the call of widowmaker Alarielle: OOOOH shiny, look what I found everyone! Nakai and Chaos: Goooood. Bring it to me.
Because GW wanted to end the setting. Seriously, the players in the official End Times campaigns kept playing Order races and beating Chaos so GW had to basically just go "No, Chaos wins" and BOOM Archaon victory and end of world. Total BS.
Ok, to summarise. -Franz and Louen fight over marienburg while Gelt is doing Gelt stuff -Vampire coast wins -Wulfrik tries to invade bretonnia but runs out of money and fucking dies. -Ikit nukes the everliving shit out of bretonnia, tilea and estalia before nuking himself aswell -Lord kroal casts a spell, winning in the process -Grimmgore Iromhide, Wurrzag the great green prophet, Queek Headtaker and Deathmaster Snikch all get their asses handed to them by Thorgrim Grudgebearer simultaneosly -Amber -Tyrion gets sungfang, then discards it for the sword of khaine instead -Manfred finds out what gelt has been up to -Arkhan tries to auto resolve a battle, with predictable results (Yes, the arm is Arkhans) -Malekith deals with the servants of chaos and the vessels of chaos. -Archaon the Everchosen is about to give up the campaing when Ikit suddenly blows up every settlement on the map using the undercity building "Doomsphere", presumably winning? -Beastmen were mentioned
Or yet even better, have a player for each starting scenario. Even starting with only queek, belegar and skarsnik combination it can be complete chaos.
@@griveouswithhislightsabers3665 I think queek has the best chance at winning, it is extremely good at countering dwarves and the skulking stance makes is easy to pick your fight.
So, to sum it up: Brettonia: get Marienburg, confederate 'em all, hire collosal flying chickens (aka the royal air force of Fair Brettonia) and win, do the "fwee awmie cheese" as well, reee! (get your vows twice!). {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money} Empire: get all of the elector counts (including Marienburg, reeee!), stack up the fealty and imperial authority, save private dumbass (aka the huntsmarshall), hire your doomstacks (steam tanks with life wizard and warrior priest [itjustworks], and beast mages on griffins with life mage and light mage along them, as well as one warrior priest), discover the legendary hero - imperial Rambo with *Hellblaster volley gun* and win! {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money} Norsca: start as Wulfrik, beat warlords to get'em confeds, don't you dare touching the sword of Khaine, hire Mammoth stacks, invade Brettonia, stahp the ordertide and, somehow, win! {optional, but reaaly recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money, cuz upkeep costs}! Vampire, freaking coast: upgrade your ship and hire 'em Necrofex collosus, reeee! Install the mods and confederate your brethren, reee! Win the game! Have Cylostra sing an epic ---metal--- opera concert for the Phoenix king for 10 hours afterwards! Don't you dare touching the sword of Khaine, ree! {optional, but really hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money} Skaven (---wtf, dude, there's no rat-men---): Start as Skryre, yes-yes! Cheese the food-food! Get more-more warp fuel! Build-upgrade weapon teams, yes-yes! Get more food-food and warp-warp fuel! Build-upgrade doomrockets! Hire your mighty-scary doomstack (9 ish [maybe less, even 1 is good] plague priests with vermintide, weapon teams and warplock jesails, 1 plaguewind mortar, several artillery pieces [plagueclaw catapults and warp lightning canons approximately 2:1], 1 warlock engineer to boost the range-damage and 1 lord [migty-scary one, yes-yes! {actually, just a sponge for enemy projectiles}] ) Alternatively: Play as Snikch and thanos snap your enemies out of existence! His doomstack is him with 19 ish assasins (maybe you need a siege attacker) Alternatively: wait for the DLC! {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money/or help the weak-dependable Chaos, just for fun-fun!} ---Very--- High elves: Start as 10/10 lords (Tyrion for newbies, Alarielle for the bravehearted), (Eltharion for the interrogators/'mist' walkers/Cavil the White wolf, Alith Anar for the edgelords and assasins, Teclis for jungle hunters and MMMMAGICK, Imrik for the batshit insane maniacs!), confed like never before, save privates idiot and suicide (Teclis and Imrik), don't autoresolve, hire the Sisters of Averlorn Doomstacks/dragon doomstacks/shadow something (warriors?) doomstack for Anar/Eltharion's bowmen doomstack for guess who, cheese the economy with the Enterpreneur/Administrator heroes, WIN, btw, smash all the chaos invasions near your coastline (usually north, leaving 1-2 stacks there is heavily recommended mid-late game), after you conquer all of the map - disband your doomstacks and hire *A STAUNCH LINE OF SPEARS* ! {optional, but hella hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money} Lizardmen: Get Lord Croak, hire the 'big dinos with life slaans' doomstacks, confederate 'em all, realize that your legendary lords aren't relevant anymore, WIN. Alternative as cult of Sotek: do the same as stated above, but pay no upkeep thanks to the Lottl-bottl spawnling cheese (savescum to get heaps of 'em). {optional, but hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
You're missing some: Dwarfs ("yes it's spelled that way don't @ me!")- hide in your caves fighting off endless waves of green and rat until you can rain hellfire down upon them from the corner you eternally inhabit Greenskins- WAAAAAAGH Mors- shrug and accept the ass-whooping you are about to receive as you realize you don't get the lab and you have found yourself stuck between some angry orcs and some very angry dwarfs. Then realize you forgot to defend your home and find Kroq-Gar flipping you the bird from atop Grimlok.
I use a mod that lets you buff and debuff any faction to make chaos stronger, and a gates of chaos mod to allow chaos and beastmen armies to spawn from towns they raise. I only turn these on if I'm playing empire or something and will face a lot of chaos
when i first as an absolut warhammer noob stumbled across your vids i thought: damn, what a strange messy vid. now deep inside the lore with 100s of hours played in wh 1 and 2 i can only say: what a great humerous way to portrait the game and lore. just awsome. keep it up
Poor Thorgrim, surrounded on all sides by faction after faction of enemies from turn one, perhaps doomed from the very beginning to watch as the greentide surrounds them from above and the vermin tide surrounds them from below. Whatever can they do against such overwhelming numbers. *Queues up another organ gun*
as someone who has played half a lokhir fellheart campaign i can confirm that crying in a corner and being a stronger faction's bitch is a pretty good strategy
Most of this is fairly accurate. I will take a slight issue in 6:04 though. These days, it seems like vampires nearly always tide over the empire, and gelt dies fairly early on.
Depends I think. It is like the Green tide . If the Empire or Gelt can get to the late game units before being pushed to far they usually are able to push back and take out the vampires
Ah. Amber farming... I just, uh, "absorb" my fellow wood elves. I look at their territories and they ask me for a non aggression pact and I put my massive branched hand on their shoulder and whisper "Peace was never an option..."
@@DanMcLeodNeptuneUK I mean why the hell would I cripple my potential economy by waiting till I invest literally 30 amber to begin confederating? Always seemed bananas to me.
@@potatogeneral4072 used to be dwarfs that steam rolled the Greenskins and took everything over. Then Grom came along and now da boyz are kicking ass. Rogue idolz are tough as hell, and his immortulz banner makes a unit of Black orks immortal so long as they dont lose leadership.
Ngl Bretonnia could use some more stuff, I mean at least Norsca has a fun roster aside from their gimmick, Bretonnia is just Spam knights or peasant mobs if you wanna be memey
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Not as much of a joking comment this time but, your animations are a godsend to a lot of people and including me during The End Times, I mean, uh, 2020. Looking forward to what you produce next.
The part where Louen is chilling in norsca while bretonnia gets nuked in the background, the most perfect moment in the lore..........other than chaos getting spawn camped.
I'm so glad I decided to buy this game cause after playing for a little bit and coming back to this video, being able to understand what is going on is both hilarious and frightening that the factions all actually behave in these weird ways.
I play/switch between all the different factions on a regular basis and I still can't tell what half this shit is. But the other half I do recognize is 100% accurate.
I have 300h+ in game, which I believe is a good base to start getting into memes, but this video was a reough lsd ride for me. Enjoyed it! Good luck with future content!
Me whenever I play Wood Elves: Damn I wish I was playing Chaos. Me Whenever I play Chaos: Damn I wish I was playing anything else. Me whenever I play anything else: Holy shit, why is thorgrim all the way across the map on turn 15? Me whenever I play dwarves: WHY AM I DYING?
My Norsca campaign went precisely as in this video - the only dude who could give me trouble was Leon (sometimes singlehandedly wrecking like a third of my army) ant the only way to counter heavy cav were War Mammoths - which are VERY expensive. So it was endless WW1-like meatgrinder around Marienburg and Breton capital city. 10\10, would get flashbacks again. P.S. Steel Faith Overhaul + a bunch of AI mods that made AI somewhat competent. Leon was lvl 40 when I was lvl 30.
I didnt vibe wholeheartly with this one much BUT I respect the artistic effort you put in so I liked it. Keep doing what you love for the best content I always say. Or at least sell-out for a big payday at Gelts bank.
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Hey everyone! Thank you so much for 10K+ subs!
I was planning to make this stocktale parody video as soon as I got 10k subs.
But it was harder than I expected and I had to make all the pictures/poses.(And yeah it's extremely longer than the previous ones)
And it is a first time that I make a video in a different style.
So.. I made it after several days.
+ It won't be included in meme series. It's so long.
Some Tyrion parts are needed to be deleted due to some policies.
I'll do my best as I always did. Thank you guys!
And I will try with this style later if you guys love it
Music list.
1. ruclips.net/video/qEvxbJROGuQ/видео.html
2. ruclips.net/video/1fz_xsHzSvQ/видео.html
3. ruclips.net/video/lUTr1X-6sbg/видео.html
4. ruclips.net/video/_1j_vKBdjsc/видео.html
5. ruclips.net/video/-LYB7iLZNWE/видео.html
6. ruclips.net/video/hRAiBoM8Da0/видео.html
7. ruclips.net/video/3CS93CdMv_E/видео.html
8. ruclips.net/video/NFvwTKzWrLg/видео.html
9. ruclips.net/video/RBnYGYa6l3M/видео.html
+ I'll do other legendary lords next time if you guys love this.
But it will take a loooong time
The only thing beastmen do is be killed in the Start of the game
BUENO.
i dont wanna be a dick but this one was really really bad. your good at making the short clever vids, so you should stick to your strength
ah so much nostalgia in the soundeffects and music ^^
This is... Strange?... Yep. It's strange. But good. Good strange.
Welcome to Tarriffland.
Based on Deepvoid's format
This video is so good I have to rewatch it at least twice a week
It's art!
Mortal empire also know as chaos and beastmen been bullied by everyone
Dont forget about Norsca becoming all different colors of Ordertide by turn 150
Or the dwarfs declaring on the nearest guy and total warring them to death or submission.
Or archaon being spawn camped
When playing as ikit everytime a beastmen army entered my lands I was delighted. More food and warpstone for make many kill devices, yes-yes.
Sounds like Storm of Chaos
Lots of drugs were consumed at the making of this video.
And warpstone
And faith, Steel and Gunpowder
@@sheevpalpatine2732 but mostly warpstones
Brother, don't eat so much warpstone. Remember what happened to Nagash.
But... I want my rats to have mutations. Gives nice bonus to them.
Nagash was weak~
@@2Tiny_Ant stop bragging manfred
Warpstone is good for you, yes yes!
Ikit claw is just built different
The fact this all makes SENSE, gives me conniptions. I... I hate how much I love it.
Also, btw, Beastmen are fun if you do co-op.
If you do Beastmen + Chaos Co-op then it makes both games more fun.
Only in SFO
Nah, doing Beastmen+Skaven is the optimal way. You have an ally who doesn't mind chaos corruption - it actually helps their public order - and two start near a skaven LL.
@@da_BemBem I'll have to check that out. Kazrak + Ikit since they are closer to each other. Or Mallagore +Queek
@@da_BemBem yep the ignoring chaos corruption is nice, but also the fact that skaven are fine with colonizing ruined settlements straight up to tier 5 once they've got their under-empire going makes the synergy even better! (i still don't know if i'd want to be the beastmen player though......)
What if caos says : "Take over the mortal empires"
But some Skinny rat bois Says : TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING.
Rather - TACTICAL MOON INCOMING.
what if you wanted to raze the empire,
but the elector counts said:
*( RESETTLE )*
( 1407 # ) ( 2500 $ )
@@alchemispark7751 Use more doom rocket. And warpstone. And Skaven breeders. Actually, forget about the doom rockets!
I've never seen Warhammer Fantasy so perfectly summarized till now
It's perfection, so accurate it leaves me with taste of sweet and hot beef jerky in my mouth. 9.9/10 with 0.1 margin of errors
Arkhan hitting autoresolve exactly once and instantly losing completely is 1000% the Tomb Kings experience.
It’s true, it takes forever to do anything but when you get going Arkhan is extremely fun, you just squish people with your Sphinx or suck the life out of the enemy lord as Arkhan
Arkhan's kinda made to die. It's a shame when literally everyone else in your DLC is gunning for you when you got lizardmen burning the world from both ends just to reunite with each other
Honestly the Aracheon part is a perfect analogy for chaos in general. You think it’s just gonna be an army of Men, High Elves, and The French. But then SURPRISE Ikit Claw drops a nuke on you because he realized Friendship is more important. Meanwhile the Dwarfs and Greenskins are busy playing happy slaps with each other and the Dark Elves and Lizardmen do nothing of importance cause their side of the map is forgotten unless you are going for a long campaign victory or you choose to start on that side of the map.
Also Settra, Settra is there.
(And for those thinking I am over exaggerating, I would like you to know that this was basically my campaign with Ikit Claw, just with slightly less French people cause I wanted that lovely beach side property.)
Ikit Claw teaming up with the ordertide, sounds good to me.
@@CloneDylan Indeed, turns out Ikit and Balthazar have alot in common :V
On the other side of the map, either Morathi and the cult of pleasure is turning Ulthuan into a brothel or Tyrion grabs the sword of khaine and goes feral on everyone.
Fecking dark elves, never actually relevant in my campaigns unless the just happen to meet me out of dumb luck, then proceeded to burn down my port city in my starting Provence, because they’re pricks, and they *always* own all of north America, so they’re str. Rank one, and dec war on me for no reason from the other side of the planet Earth.
You gotta love the part where the puppets are having fun until the pissed off looking malekith sails over
Sword of khaine: *exists*
Tyrion to sunfang: I don’t wanna play with you anymore
Tyrion: The curse is in my veins. I must reject the call of widowmaker
Alarielle: OOOOH shiny, look what I found everyone!
Nakai and Chaos: Goooood. Bring it to me.
“You simply have less value”
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 *Imagine dragon intensities*
Warhammer Lore, Chaos : Unstoppable, basically the apocalypse, biggest threat of the entire world.
Total war Warhammer 2 : just a nuisance
Makes you wonder how the order tide lost in the lore.
@@Pedro-zu3uq maybe cause of Mannfred ?
@@thetomcat_dude1588 Big true
@@Pedro-zu3uq The most hated Character in Warhammer.... I suppose
Because GW wanted to end the setting. Seriously, the players in the official End Times campaigns kept playing Order races and beating Chaos so GW had to basically just go "No, Chaos wins" and BOOM Archaon victory and end of world. Total BS.
Ok, to summarise.
-Franz and Louen fight over marienburg while Gelt is doing Gelt stuff
-Vampire coast wins
-Wulfrik tries to invade bretonnia but runs out of money and fucking dies.
-Ikit nukes the everliving shit out of bretonnia, tilea and estalia before nuking himself aswell
-Lord kroal casts a spell, winning in the process
-Grimmgore Iromhide, Wurrzag the great green prophet, Queek Headtaker and Deathmaster Snikch all get their asses handed to them by Thorgrim Grudgebearer simultaneosly
-Amber
-Tyrion gets sungfang, then discards it for the sword of khaine instead
-Manfred finds out what gelt has been up to
-Arkhan tries to auto resolve a battle, with predictable results (Yes, the arm is Arkhans)
-Malekith deals with the servants of chaos and the vessels of chaos.
-Archaon the Everchosen is about to give up the campaing when Ikit suddenly blows up every settlement on the map using the undercity building "Doomsphere", presumably winning?
-Beastmen were mentioned
I go on annual pilgrimages back to this video because it's so damn good. You should make an Immortal Empires version of this Tarriff.
I have two questions for you
1. What were you drinking?
2. Where can I get one?
I love the smell of warpstone in the morning, yes-yes.
welcome-greet to Skavenblight, rat-ratkin! I will-will not lie-decieve you, your chance-odds of survival-life are slim-slim!
But do not fear-fret, your service-sacrifice shall please horned one. Greatest reward it-it is, yes-yes!
This is a true masterpiece!
Also
Norsca = Bretonnian Colonial land
Yeah what is with that? Everytime Norsca is leounland
@@josephhubbard4332 because theres not a lot for them to do except go deal with the norscan menace
6:01 WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN
I WILL NOT LIE, YOUR CHANCES OF SURVIVING ARE SMALL
SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS LIVING CORPSES
BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD...
THAT I WILL USE MY ARCANE MAGIC TO ENSURE YOUR CORPSES ARE DELIVERD UNTO MORRS GARDEN
AND INDEED, THIS IS A GREAT REWARD, EVEN GREATER THAN GOLD
Wulfrik “ we fought the monsters and we became them”
But you just bankrupt dude lmao
Imagine getting multiplayer with at least one person playing every faction group. It would be complete chaos XD.
This is something I want to see
Or yet even better, have a player for each starting scenario. Even starting with only queek, belegar and skarsnik combination it can be complete chaos.
@@Olav_Hansen Dude someone should do this
@@griveouswithhislightsabers3665 I think queek has the best chance at winning, it is extremely good at countering dwarves and the skulking stance makes is easy to pick your fight.
@@Olav_Hansen sadly the co-op/head to head only allows two people, but agree it would be nice!
0:05 Franz: *”Mmm yes, lizard people we are here to take your S P I C E S”*
I come back once a year to be shure that this wasnt a feverdream. 10/10
Much warpstone was consumed creating this, yes-yes
So, to sum it up:
Brettonia: get Marienburg, confederate 'em all, hire collosal flying chickens (aka the royal air force of Fair Brettonia) and win, do the "fwee awmie cheese" as well, reee! (get your vows twice!).
{optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
Empire: get all of the elector counts (including Marienburg, reeee!), stack up the fealty and imperial authority, save private dumbass (aka the huntsmarshall), hire your doomstacks (steam tanks with life wizard and warrior priest [itjustworks], and beast mages on griffins with life mage and light mage along them, as well as one warrior priest), discover the legendary hero - imperial Rambo with *Hellblaster volley gun* and win! {optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
Norsca: start as Wulfrik, beat warlords to get'em confeds, don't you dare touching the sword of Khaine, hire Mammoth stacks, invade Brettonia, stahp the ordertide and, somehow, win!
{optional, but reaaly recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money, cuz upkeep costs}!
Vampire, freaking coast: upgrade your ship and hire 'em Necrofex collosus, reeee! Install the mods and confederate your brethren, reee! Win the game! Have Cylostra sing an epic ---metal--- opera concert for the Phoenix king for 10 hours afterwards! Don't you dare touching the sword of Khaine, ree!
{optional, but really hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
Skaven (---wtf, dude, there's no rat-men---): Start as Skryre, yes-yes! Cheese the food-food! Get more-more warp fuel! Build-upgrade weapon teams, yes-yes! Get more food-food and warp-warp fuel! Build-upgrade doomrockets! Hire your mighty-scary doomstack (9 ish [maybe less, even 1 is good] plague priests with vermintide, weapon teams and warplock jesails, 1 plaguewind mortar, several artillery pieces [plagueclaw catapults and warp lightning canons approximately 2:1], 1 warlock engineer to boost the range-damage and 1 lord [migty-scary one, yes-yes! {actually, just a sponge for enemy projectiles}] )
Alternatively: Play as Snikch and thanos snap your enemies out of existence! His doomstack is him with 19 ish assasins (maybe you need a siege attacker)
Alternatively: wait for the DLC!
{optional, but recomended - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money/or help the weak-dependable Chaos, just for fun-fun!}
---Very--- High elves: Start as 10/10 lords (Tyrion for newbies, Alarielle for the bravehearted), (Eltharion for the interrogators/'mist' walkers/Cavil the White wolf, Alith Anar for the edgelords and assasins, Teclis for jungle hunters and MMMMAGICK, Imrik for the batshit insane maniacs!), confed like never before, save privates idiot and suicide (Teclis and Imrik), don't autoresolve, hire the Sisters of Averlorn Doomstacks/dragon doomstacks/shadow something (warriors?) doomstack for Anar/Eltharion's bowmen doomstack for guess who, cheese the economy with the Enterpreneur/Administrator heroes, WIN, btw, smash all the chaos invasions near your coastline (usually north, leaving 1-2 stacks there is heavily recommended mid-late game), after you conquer all of the map - disband your doomstacks and hire *A STAUNCH LINE OF SPEARS* !
{optional, but hella hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
Lizardmen: Get Lord Croak, hire the 'big dinos with life slaans' doomstacks, confederate 'em all, realize that your legendary lords aren't relevant anymore, WIN.
Alternative as cult of Sotek: do the same as stated above, but pay no upkeep thanks to the Lottl-bottl spawnling cheese (savescum to get heaps of 'em).
{optional, but hard - bully the beastmen/Archaon and take their lunch money}
You're missing some:
Dwarfs ("yes it's spelled that way don't @ me!")- hide in your caves fighting off endless waves of green and rat until you can rain hellfire down upon them from the corner you eternally inhabit
Greenskins- WAAAAAAGH
Mors- shrug and accept the ass-whooping you are about to receive as you realize you don't get the lab and you have found yourself stuck between some angry orcs and some very angry dwarfs. Then realize you forgot to defend your home and find Kroq-Gar flipping you the bird from atop Grimlok.
@@FireTalon24 who thought clan mors starting position was a good idea?
@@FireTalon24 Its dwarves
@@FireTalon24 "guess I'll die-die"
Upd. Wood elves: Git to da zoggin tree u ummie!
I have never seen something so incomprehensible and understandable at the same
Dwarf sees any grudge-able action. "WrITe tHat DoWn, WRiTe thAt dOwN"
This with some Kirby music makes this into an interesting experience to watch for sure.
And some Sonic the Hedgehog too. Pretty sure i recognized some green hill zone music.
Man its accurate that Chaos stand no chance at all when they invade, mostly in my games they just get raped in 5 turns or 10 XD
I use a mod that lets you buff and debuff any faction to make chaos stronger, and a gates of chaos mod to allow chaos and beastmen armies to spawn from towns they raise. I only turn these on if I'm playing empire or something and will face a lot of chaos
when i first as an absolut warhammer noob stumbled across your vids i thought: damn, what a strange messy vid.
now deep inside the lore with 100s of hours played in wh 1 and 2 i can only say: what a great humerous way to portrait the game and lore. just awsome.
keep it up
"Super long video"
8 minutes
Shoulda said relative to a memer
"Relatively super long"
Poor Thorgrim, surrounded on all sides by faction after faction of enemies from turn one, perhaps doomed from the very beginning to watch as the greentide surrounds them from above and the vermin tide surrounds them from below. Whatever can they do against such overwhelming numbers.
*Queues up another organ gun*
3:16 Yep, that's a Grudgin'
as someone who has played half a lokhir fellheart campaign i can confirm that crying in a corner and being a stronger faction's bitch is a pretty good strategy
Don't mind me, I just imagine, how someone feels after watching this, who hasn't played TWW2 ...
I think we might have just pushed Tarriff over the edge a little bit.
soon he shall join bruva alfabusa in insanity soon the meme will take over
Most of this is fairly accurate. I will take a slight issue in 6:04 though. These days, it seems like vampires nearly always tide over the empire, and gelt dies fairly early on.
Depends I think. It is like the Green tide . If the Empire or Gelt can get to the late game units before being pushed to far they usually are able to push back and take out the vampires
This is why you play gelt and just confederate franz to do an empire campaign. It's not worth losing the golden boy
Ah. Amber farming... I just, uh, "absorb" my fellow wood elves. I look at their territories and they ask me for a non aggression pact and I put my massive branched hand on their shoulder and whisper
"Peace was never an option..."
"It's free real estate"
@@DanMcLeodNeptuneUK I mean why the hell would I cripple my potential economy by waiting till I invest literally 30 amber to begin confederating? Always seemed bananas to me.
And that's how the rats saved the world. Skaven good guys confirmed
Kroak part made me laugh. He makes winning easy, but also entertaining.
Norsca, Beastmen and Warriors of Chaos: can we be fun too?
CA: *HURR HURR ADD MORE ELVES*
I Just started playing The warhammer total war games. Etf is with Grimgor taking over half the map?😂😂😂
Also yeah there's a fuck ton of elves give us kislev for fucks sake.
@@potatogeneral4072 used to be dwarfs that steam rolled the Greenskins and took everything over. Then Grom came along and now da boyz are kicking ass.
Rogue idolz are tough as hell, and his immortulz banner makes a unit of Black orks immortal so long as they dont lose leadership.
Ngl Bretonnia could use some more stuff, I mean at least Norsca has a fun roster aside from their gimmick, Bretonnia is just Spam knights or peasant mobs if you wanna be memey
@@potatogeneral4072 it depends probably on what you playing as. It either orcs, dwarves or skaven come out on top, then roll everywhere else
05:17
"NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE SWORDERINO OF KHAINERINOOOOOO!
he he, big sword go "whoos whoosh!"
1:47 his smile and optimism? Gone
Keep up the quality content. I'm genuinely surprised how fire the memes for Warhammer 2 have gotten in the last few months.
0:56 When you're about to reach Estalia with nothing but Steam Tanks and Hellstorm batteries
[cue Black Sabbath]
Meanwhile in my Queek campaign i'm sitting in the bottom corner of the map at turn 136 wondering why literally everyone hates me
Holy shit, that Pokemon music for the Wood Elves had me feeling something mighty nostalgic.
This is beyond mortal understanding it belongs here
Loved that the Ork bit made me feel like I was high on shrooms lol.
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Not as much of a joking comment this time but, your animations are a godsend to a lot of people and including me during The End Times, I mean, uh, 2020. Looking forward to what you produce next.
Imagine if Sr Pelo voices one of Tarriff’s videos...
*The possibilities would be endless!*
The part where Louen is chilling in norsca while bretonnia gets nuked in the background, the most perfect moment in the lore..........other than chaos getting spawn camped.
8 minutes of packed knowledge, frustration and fun, this kinda reminds me of a certain type of brownies 👍🏽👌🏽
CA: Hits Blunt...
"So this is Mortal Empires...
...Coool"
Playing Norsca on any level above normal difficulty really do be like that lmao.
This video contains more epilepsy images than the Crystal Maze of Tzeentch. btw nice Video
Turning models from the left to the right very fast is the purest form of comedy
1:49 tis-is my Rat-boy, Yes-Yes!
Honestly?
Too perfect. Especially Norsca and Clan Skryre
Please keep it up.
Settra out here like: Where are my tributes to my majesty!
I watched this without sound first and knew what was playing...
Me: Gets Mortal Empire
Also Me: WELCOME TO ESTALIA, GENTLEMEN! SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
Damn empire is fun
2:47 recently finished the Itza campaign, can relate
I'm so glad I decided to buy this game cause after playing for a little bit and coming back to this video, being able to understand what is going on is both hilarious and frightening that the factions all actually behave in these weird ways.
This is easily the single best thing you've ever created
Brilliantly done, although in my experience Gelt and indeed most of The Empire gets beaten senseless by the vampires instead of the other way around.
I play/switch between all the different factions on a regular basis and I still can't tell what half this shit is.
But the other half I do recognize is 100% accurate.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been fucked over by Ikit just SHOWING UP in online
i love how weird Tariff is, yet we all love his videos so much😂
This is top quality. Not sure if I need to be more sleep deprived or less sleep deprived to enjoy this to the fullest extent.
Now I know where you have been though three days since last upload lol glad to see you lead the meme community to this large scale
Did I just have a stroke mid Mortal Empire match?!
I stumbled into your channel and I gotta say it's underrated
Arkan the black one got me bad xD
Happy to see ickit is the dancing queen
AS soon as wulfric realised he's broke an ad started....clever
I kept watching and it kept getting better. Good job.
SO GOOD. You don’t even need this immortal empire to get the mighty 100k
This video is so simple yet so entertaining, love it
I have 300h+ in game, which I believe is a good base to start getting into memes, but this video was a reough lsd ride for me. Enjoyed it! Good luck with future content!
Me whenever I play Wood Elves:
Damn I wish I was playing Chaos.
Me Whenever I play Chaos:
Damn I wish I was playing anything else.
Me whenever I play anything else:
Holy shit, why is thorgrim all the way across the map on turn 15?
Me whenever I play dwarves:
WHY AM I DYING?
This felt like an educational documentary via meme format more than an eight minute long meme
immortal empires when? :)
This is Amazing. A true masterpiece
Ok i need those pictures of the cursed Smile of the lords
Mortal Empires 2 when Total Warhammer 3 comes out?
Oh boy that victory music... World of Illusions from Sega Mega Drive.. You brought back some treasured childhood memories today good sir :')
1:42 I know how that feels :( seriously though I don’t play Norsca that much. It’s because How currency works for them.
And they say snorting warp dust makeS you insane... GAZE UPON THIS MASTERPIECE YOU FOOLS!
Moral Empires: exists
Beastmen: Chuckles Im In danger
My Norsca campaign went precisely as in this video - the only dude who could give me trouble was Leon (sometimes singlehandedly wrecking like a third of my army) ant the only way to counter heavy cav were War Mammoths - which are VERY expensive. So it was endless WW1-like meatgrinder around Marienburg and Breton capital city.
10\10, would get flashbacks again.
P.S. Steel Faith Overhaul + a bunch of AI mods that made AI somewhat competent. Leon was lvl 40 when I was lvl 30.
plz make more videos like this, this is sooo entertaining to watch!
My Nakai experience was just wiping out norsca and then bullying the fuck out of chaos everytime it spawned for about 100 turns
This reminds me of a fever dream of a Snes game, AND I FUCKING LOVE EVERY SECOND
Im not sure..but I think im looking at a masterpiece.
I have one question: What the hell just happened?
I didnt vibe wholeheartly with this one much BUT I respect the artistic effort you put in so I liked it. Keep doing what you love for the best content I always say.
Or at least sell-out for a big payday at Gelts bank.
That weird long pauses! They kept me on the edge!
1:49 *a new challenger has entered the ring* its your Boi. Papa ratnuke.
Skit's music fits him so well
“Uploading this video was expensive, you gained -5 of economical support and have to pay a skarsnik 1 million coins”