Jerma Streams - Animal Revolt Battle Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  3 года назад +53

    2:45 Animal Revolt Battle Simulator
    2:34:47 Brb Ends

    • @matthewphillips1890
      @matthewphillips1890 3 года назад +15

      I’m here to confess my love for you, Jerma Stream Archive.

    • @JJSnake
      @JJSnake 2 года назад +1

      2:19:26 - SciFiJerma

    • @matthewphillips1890
      @matthewphillips1890 2 года назад +3

      @Logan P I *HATE* Jerma Stream Archive 😡

    • @werbizzy
      @werbizzy 2 года назад

      @@matthewphillips1890 you

  • @skyetj17
    @skyetj17 3 года назад +156

    1:46:39
    Finally,
    *the medium enemy spider.*

  • @thaksjtube
    @thaksjtube 2 года назад +155

    "WARNING- SCALING NOT RECOMMENDED"
    Jerma: ruins every fight by scaling

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 2 года назад +5

      I don't blame him so much for not paying attention. I do blame him for spending money on unfinished games though. Keep supporting that shit and this is what you get

    • @HermanManly
      @HermanManly 2 года назад +54

      @@Leto_0 and by "this" you mean a fun simulation game with plenty of features and decent stability? It was like 12 bucks, what more do you want lmao
      I bought this game after the stream because it looked awesome and I have put 89 hours into it according to Steam

    • @unusualfrog779
      @unusualfrog779 2 года назад +18

      @@Leto_0 from a realistic perspective the dude who made this probably slaved over this for 10s if not hundreds of hours, sure compared to something like TABS it looks kinda shitty, but as a fellow software developer, its actually a huge feat., especially if they made it all solo

    • @aphrog649
      @aphrog649 2 года назад +11

      @@unusualfrog779 totally!! as someone who codes i cant imagine creating a whole game by yourself… anyone who can do it no matter how rough around the edges the game is is amazing to me

    • @jovon6791
      @jovon6791 2 года назад +12

      @@HermanManly dude Look closer at each animal they all have strategy’s and ways to fight they aim for legs when biting the gorillas use their strength to swing enemy’s off maps and boa snakes actually wrap around other creatures in this game. It may not look pretty but man did they put work into it.

  • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
    @firstnamelastname-oy7es 3 года назад +321

    He doesn't even like the game, he just gets a weird kick out of encouraging others to gamble so they can go through the same suffering he's been through

    • @lawsontake7383
      @lawsontake7383 2 года назад +7

      I lost SO MANY points.

    • @apineapplepersonthateatspi3001
      @apineapplepersonthateatspi3001 2 года назад +1

      @@lawsontake7383 wtf are points?

    • @OddessyAAR
      @OddessyAAR 2 года назад +2

      the cycle of abuse

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад +5

      This is my favorite arc in the Mr. Green anime

    • @alexmark6580
      @alexmark6580 2 года назад +4

      @@apineapplepersonthateatspi3001 Viewers get channels points every 5 mins of view time. They can spend these points on random rewards the streamer sets up.

  • @StripezTheBeast
    @StripezTheBeast 3 года назад +318

    Something about 50 angry gamers smashing the ground with cricket bats to destroy one tiny ant just fucking destroys me

    • @DovahFett
      @DovahFett 3 года назад +11

      It's almost poetic.

    • @GyroGarrison
      @GyroGarrison 3 года назад +11

      Did you not know how lethal gamers are at cricket?

    • @Jack_Pepsi
      @Jack_Pepsi 2 года назад +16

      The battle of Home Depot 2

    • @AreGeeBee
      @AreGeeBee 2 года назад +4

      Should have been using ant bats

    • @spencechan
      @spencechan 2 года назад +4

      Had to send in the military to contain the situation

  • @GregLemons
    @GregLemons 3 года назад +192

    Jermas obsessive need to size up the gorillas continues to break every battle with them in it.. yet jerma still somehow didn’t learn despite noting they could walk at base size

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 2 года назад +52

      Watching him go "Why are they breaking" while *"ANIMAL SCALING NOT RECOMMENDED"* is flashing in front of him with big red letters drove me nuts

    • @chumpisscrumpis154
      @chumpisscrumpis154 2 года назад

      Your name is great

    • @rosera99
      @rosera99 2 года назад +2

      haha funey monky grow :)

  • @epitaph8704
    @epitaph8704 3 года назад +175

    This game is just Jerma roleplaying as Sid from Toystory

    • @bondjames5792
      @bondjames5792 2 года назад +5

      exactly what I thought when I saw the mismatched heads and torsos haha

  • @swudurshchurf2386
    @swudurshchurf2386 3 года назад +137

    Justice for Sid the Giraffe, killed off by power creep and then thrown in the trash can

    • @Matoro342
      @Matoro342 3 года назад +18

      He will be a rumble character, no worries.

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 3 года назад +17

      Is that what we’re calling it? Can we call the thing that killed it “Nipple Ghidorah”?

    • @garrettoliva5154
      @garrettoliva5154 3 года назад

      @@JimboJuice Turns out nobody else could either lol.

    • @elizanieman5576
      @elizanieman5576 3 года назад

      @@Matoro342 How?

  • @MagellanLife
    @MagellanLife 3 года назад +45

    1:25:40 the timing of the dramatic music building up to the "so long king browser" feels like a movie trailer lmao

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 Год назад +1

      2:08:34 was perfect as well

  • @faitttth
    @faitttth 3 года назад +252

    this game looks like it was made with concrete

    • @elizanieman5576
      @elizanieman5576 3 года назад +65

      thats conk creet baby

    • @dffgffffffdddddddddd
      @dffgffffffdddddddddd 3 года назад +20

      Why does that actually make sense?

    • @niono1587
      @niono1587 3 года назад +19

      Concrete is a pretty solid foundation, you know

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg 3 года назад +10

      you can’t do this… on concrete!

    • @KnightAarant
      @KnightAarant 2 года назад +7

      @@Slop_Dogg OH SHIT

  • @RealLenny
    @RealLenny Год назад +8

    i almost had a heart attack when i saw ballfondler appear in the chatreplay. he's been here the whole time...

  • @samquik
    @samquik 2 года назад +32

    1:46:36 For some reason the funniest thing about the Giant Enemy Spider song every time, is watching a spider's legs kicking frantically as it runs

  • @chazzymp
    @chazzymp 3 года назад +146

    I went from up 10k for betting on the giraffe and down to 400 left for betting on large angry joe. Duality of man

    • @asinoal
      @asinoal 3 года назад +9

      You aren't alone brother.

    • @citrusblast4372
      @citrusblast4372 3 года назад +5

      I had so many high and lows lol

  • @dogshake
    @dogshake 3 года назад +119

    Jerma: Alright, ready? Lets start the fight, who's ready? Im gonna start it!
    Jerma, 3 minutes later: Ready guys? Im gonna start, everyone ready to watch the fight?

    • @redanglerfish
      @redanglerfish 3 года назад +23

      “Oh and by the way..”

    • @dogshake
      @dogshake 2 года назад +1

      @poggers You're the first to recognize that lol, and because void high lord was a pain. Still took me like a month to get while botting.

    • @dogshake
      @dogshake 2 года назад

      @poggers Yeah I still hop on occasionally, I dont bot or quest anymore, i have everything i wanted. I just go on to flex my old nulgath items lol

  • @bakedzucchini475
    @bakedzucchini475 3 года назад +83

    i dont think Jerma understands how multipliers work

    • @yarinice1
      @yarinice1 2 года назад +33

      Up until today he has never seen a number in his life

    • @ctrouble2309
      @ctrouble2309 2 года назад +3

      I was thinking that as well

  • @AngryShooter
    @AngryShooter 3 года назад +24

    I need way more of this, I need like 4 hours straight of this, the possibilities are endless.

  • @siryawns5431
    @siryawns5431 2 года назад +19

    particularly large hostile arachnid

  • @zefilmy5341
    @zefilmy5341 3 года назад +86

    jerma's come up with some of the worst tactics in human history

    • @Adam-mx6yh
      @Adam-mx6yh 2 года назад +42

      "How can it be that the bowling pin formation was knocked down so easily?"

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 года назад +3

      @@Adam-mx6yh new perspective of 300 movie

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад

      @@Adam-mx6yh I don't know why but it made me think of if jerma put on a filter on his facecam that made his face look like a wedge shape and he was like "Chat, I don't know what you're talking about. I couldn't even eat that much cheese, let alone fit it in my mouth in one go. You're insane, like- *gulp* *changes filter to be on his throat instead of his head* OUGHHHHHHERHHH *Gulp* *disables filter* uhhhhhhbghhhh.... Anyway like how the fuck would I even have eaten the cheese? It makes no sense."

  • @BraveBowmanTBW
    @BraveBowmanTBW 3 года назад +51

    I can't believe the Giant Enemy Spider made a comeback.

  • @Kai-rc6zi
    @Kai-rc6zi 2 года назад +22

    2:31:28
    Zoo animal goes ultra instinct and causes mass redistribution of wealth in jerma chat

  • @No1TypeC
    @No1TypeC 3 года назад +48

    FULLSCREEN facecam??? He's truly gone insane

  • @jovon6791
    @jovon6791 2 года назад +5

    Jerma did this game no justice it’s actually has pretty impressive combat but because of his obsession to scale them it broke almost every fight.

  • @unthbunth9440
    @unthbunth9440 3 года назад +31

    I think jerma has hacked his way into seeing my steam wishlist and is just using it as a list of games to play, what a psycho

  • @dreioo8759
    @dreioo8759 3 года назад +22

    49:18 - For use in court in a few years.

  • @bumholekid1383
    @bumholekid1383 2 года назад +16

    Of course the giraffe thing won so much. It had 7 metal spear arms with 4x damage modifier. I love Jerma but he slow sometimes.

  • @blakebailey22
    @blakebailey22 3 года назад +21

    a hundred angry joes at 1/1 HP and ATK, vs one ant at 100/100 HP and ATK

  • @PennDraken
    @PennDraken 2 года назад +6

    53:03 Fight was honestly amazing.

    • @Vicceroyy
      @Vicceroyy Месяц назад

      rewatch this stream u won't regret it

  • @okapilovers2
    @okapilovers2 2 года назад +4

    This was a lot of fun, really hope he plays more. There's so much he could do here.

  • @mykulopoka8219
    @mykulopoka8219 3 года назад +20

    rhinosaurous

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley 3 года назад +16

    If we don’t see every single one of these beautiful monstrosities show up as Grotto Beasts I’m subbing to GrillMasterxBBQ instead

  • @lefteloosey5608
    @lefteloosey5608 2 года назад +7

    Hoping to see Rad Dino at the next Jerma Rumble

  • @JanathanTran
    @JanathanTran 3 года назад +11

    No, I want him to play with chopsticks for an hour now

  • @staffsgt.retired8313
    @staffsgt.retired8313 3 года назад +15

    You seem like a nice boy.

  • @firetarrasque4667
    @firetarrasque4667 2 года назад +4

    Tentacle Giraffe Man for Jerma Rumble 2021

    • @ryandemge3959
      @ryandemge3959 2 года назад

      Absolutely not, cool radical dinosaur all the way

  • @CaullyD
    @CaullyD 2 года назад +1

    I like how he didn't laugh at his winged trexfishman but as soon as the Yankee went on he laugh

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego 3 года назад +10

    I lost all of my channel points to this bullshit but I would do it all over again

  • @peepance1799
    @peepance1799 3 года назад +44

    Chat was so vile and awful for this entire stream.

    • @ejelbertson9974
      @ejelbertson9974 3 года назад +15

      I hope Jerma dosent play deltarune chapter 2, just to spite all the pissy chat members that constantly complain.

    • @uiron5755
      @uiron5755 3 года назад +1

      The stream itself seemed whack af so I'm not suprised you were left with an audience of whackos

    • @completelyunsatisfied7803
      @completelyunsatisfied7803 3 года назад +39

      His chat is just the worst. Bunch of weirdos thinking they have a parasocial relationship with him.

    • @uiron5755
      @uiron5755 3 года назад +5

      @@completelyunsatisfied7803 I'm pretty sure Jerma himself encourages that chat environment in a few ways.

    • @ejelbertson9974
      @ejelbertson9974 3 года назад +27

      @@uiron5755 If there's anything I've learned from watching Jerma these past years, its that he has almost ZERO control over his chat. And that can lead to humorous moments, but also this cringey sense of entitlement and overall embarrassing behavior from many fans. Its a double edged sword

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Год назад +1

    I love games where Jerma has too much power

  • @faitttth
    @faitttth 3 года назад +11

    this game looks so wacky…

    • @Vicceroyy
      @Vicceroyy Месяц назад

      u should rewatch this like I am rn

  • @blazerlazer55
    @blazerlazer55 2 года назад +5

    12:09 i can't believe jerma finally played mother 3

  • @stefanilie9450
    @stefanilie9450 3 года назад +5

    Haven't laughed so hard in a while, But thanks to 35:00 i have had my fill for the year :))

  • @sunflowercd1030
    @sunflowercd1030 2 года назад +4

    weird episode of digimon tbh

  • @vrak24
    @vrak24 2 года назад +3

    Watching jerma try to work this game makes me want to claw my eyeballs out

  • @ryandemge3959
    @ryandemge3959 2 года назад +2

    Cool radical dinosaur for jerma rumble

  • @tpommischiefmaker
    @tpommischiefmaker 2 года назад +4

    51:30 Centaurworld new season.

  • @hypnotoad311
    @hypnotoad311 2 года назад

    *4000lb hippo rams through archers like they’re paper*
    Jerma: “What are you doing?? Don’t break formation!!”
    Archers: “This fuckin’ guy”

  • @Vometbomb
    @Vometbomb 6 месяцев назад

    Really wish he did the Chopsticks Stream.

  • @yonehkura
    @yonehkura 3 года назад +1

    we need a video that counts every time jerma says I don't know LMAO there would be like 70

  • @Binowhy
    @Binowhy 3 года назад +7

    Sheeeesh

  • @heartsalive3157
    @heartsalive3157 2 года назад +2

    5000 snakes... any one know what a snake-king is? that shit's when there's so many snakes they form a knot and cant move without one another! do not google : )

  • @GregLemons
    @GregLemons 3 года назад +16

    pyscho streamer thinks hes GOD and FORCES animals to FIGHT

  • @bonfire1127
    @bonfire1127 2 года назад +2

    berserk apostle 25:14

  • @cameroncollins9634
    @cameroncollins9634 2 года назад

    He does this for a living

  • @imperialquietus9977
    @imperialquietus9977 3 года назад +4

    Insane streamer plays god, promotes gambling to impressionable audience

  • @ItsRyanHello
    @ItsRyanHello 3 года назад +3

    JERMA DOES NOT SUPPORT PIG VIOLENCE

  • @desudesudesuneechan7985
    @desudesudesuneechan7985 3 года назад +1

    Weaponized animals.....just what this PSYCHO needed

  • @tailsBOOM1992
    @tailsBOOM1992 2 года назад +1

    The polar bear didn't even last 5 seconds

  • @shaterlemming2549
    @shaterlemming2549 2 года назад +1

    Biblical angel simulator

  • @darylroll
    @darylroll 2 года назад

    The THRUM of angry joes beating tigers to death

  • @crungushakooter
    @crungushakooter 3 года назад +7

    1:58:22

  • @smarttravel3144
    @smarttravel3144 4 месяца назад

    I wonder why Angry Joe is 8 bucks and not 7

  • @spencechan
    @spencechan 2 года назад +1

    3D Salty Bets

  • @rifubehess785
    @rifubehess785 2 года назад

    why did he repeat the angry joe bit exactly the same way

  • @meatypatte7125
    @meatypatte7125 2 года назад +3

    49:18

  • @thunderb1tc
    @thunderb1tc 2 года назад

    can you make an edit of all the times jerma shit himself on stream?

  • @BunBunAshly
    @BunBunAshly 2 года назад +3

    gas

  • @gtrebilcock
    @gtrebilcock 2 года назад

    A lava monster with a gun

  • @whodondidit7351
    @whodondidit7351 2 года назад +1

    arbs does look like garbage but its fun as hell

  • @Evalynder
    @Evalynder 2 года назад

    jerma

  • @rickybobbylarge1059
    @rickybobbylarge1059 2 года назад

    1:43:23 he sAid the thing

  • @ragnose1
    @ragnose1 2 года назад

    dwarf fortress battle simulator

  • @UniverseOfDreams
    @UniverseOfDreams 2 года назад

    2x speed. Do it.

  • @Kai-rc6zi
    @Kai-rc6zi 2 года назад +1

    1:46:35