@@peterseaboldt1250oh man, the pain that can happen before this type of situation is the worst. almost a decade ago i ate some brand of pimento cheese spread that apparently my stomach didnt like, and only 15 minutes later had almost constant sharp pains through my gut before i ran to the bathroom. the craziest and quickest reaction ive ever had to a food. im scared of pimento cheese spreads to this day because i cant remember what brand brought that upon me. never again.
I always used to wonder "Why is there always someone with the worst diarrhea on the planet in these public bathrooms" but then i remember, everyone only shits in public bathrooms when they HAVE to
I don't know what was wrong with that particular Sears, but I always dreaded having to a bathroom and theirs being the only one close enough. I don't know what those women did in there, but it was always horrible.
but it can be even worse, especially if it is one of those girls who hover above the tolite because they won’t sit on it, and it gets all over the seat and such. They are the grossest humans ever and act like they are germaphobes but if it's that bad stay at home you're a risk to the public exploding your shit all over the back of your own leg and the tolite seat
@bbyrdie No, completely normal food court. Other bathrooms were perfectly clean. It was just _that_ one that, for some reason, always looked like a poop explosion happened, and none of the toilets ever worked.
It’s not bad in southwest Ohio, but in MANY stretches of Ohio and especially Indiana, it is just as he described, long stretches of road with nothing in sight. Only help you have is the occasional rest stop or exit with a gas station that has ONE toilet and you have to ask them for toilet paper💀
Biggest warning for me of bad digestive times is what i can only describe as the sensation that feels like you can feel the food moving through your digestive system
@@adammorrison7104oh I can tell as soon as it drops out if my stomach if it’s going to do that… horrible feeling but great warning cause I’ve a few minutes to find a bathroom
The Turdberg fishing bit made me burst into laughter. Also I love how Mark and Wade randomly show up throughout the story and Jack as the gas station employee was unexpected but welcome.
IM SO GLAD YOU ANIMATED THIS it was my favorite story on the podcast and you did an incredible job animating this "shitty" story, keep up the good work!
No, Thank you Sir, you're a wonderful content creator and I'm happy to give you some words of encouragement, looking forward to your next video, stay well@@SirWalterUnderbridge
I feel bad for him because he's always the one talking about the crazy tragedies, mark has gotten himself onto silly problems but bob always has the worst outcome for himself on his own stories
@@liamr3362 well then that’s not legal. And you should really get in touch with an employment lawyer or union because you aren’t qualified to handle human waste, and I guarantee it’s not in your contract to do so.
@@LizLuvsCupcakes will do if I ever happen to be in that situation again, thank you for informing me! I didn't even know you were suppose to call someone, everytime something like that happens fast food places (at least at my first job) would make a cook clean the bathroom
@@liamr3362 Anytime man- this is why you have to know your rights, and moreover why employers and companies don't want you to. Cuz if you DID know how to clean up human waste, your labor would be worth a lot more, you see, and they'd have to pay you more. Obviously they don't want to do that, so they just let you think you have no choice. It is, of course, entirely possible they don't realize, and if that's the case, you can only imagine what other health code violations they don't know about and violate because it's easier... Another good tip? Look up the numbers for your local health inspector and call him up if you see something fishy, like say, your boss asking you to sell food over a month past its sell-by.
pro tip: If you freeze something, and then cook it, and it smells off, don't eat it. Food poisoning is not fun lol (What Bob said about not being able to control your body is serious. The muscles legit can't tense enough)
@anniepollard3119 nooooooo! I'm a microbiologist and o can tell you for sure that it slows but does not stop or kill any bacteria! There are lots of species that can grow at even -20C (most freezers) and not to mention molds that grow in freezers
I got food poisoning before and it honestly wasn't even bad. What I found horrible was the time i got strep and I was having stuff come out of me in every hole on my body for months.
Oh gosh, I remember this story-- This might be a weird thing to mention, but I really love how you portrayed the urgency, from the Bob's stomach being personified, and his fingers fidgeting on the steering wheel as he's sweating-- oh and the subtle facial expressions where Bob is grimacing and wincing! This was an incredible (and kinda gross) animation as usual :D (Also the "LOG!!" callback to the kayak story is pretty genius pfpff)
Oh it's for the kayak! I thought it was from one of the gameplays they did toghether on mark's channel of The Forest when the log wrecked their base (i think it was a long)
Here’s a few tips for those who don’t experience this often: Number one: always keep meds like anti-diarrheals in your car, as well as acid reducers and tums. Think of it as an emergency kit. Secondly, never eat something you don’t know will sit well or not the day before a road trip. Whether it be diarrhea or heartburn, it’s not fun, so eating something you know is safe the night/morning before you leave is the safest bet. And lastly, if you get even the slightest inkling you need to use the bathroom, find one ASAP. Better safe than sorry, and you won’t be left in the middle of nowhere sweating bullets. Hell, even set a bi-hourly timer for a quick bathroom break. Stretch your legs, use the bathroom if you need to, it just never hurts to play it safe.
This... is why I do not drive... especially long trips like this.. I'd much rather be on a train where there's literally a bathroom on both sides of every carriage so this literally never happens me...
I swear Bob is such a good storyteller like no joke. The man knows how to tell a story and keep you engage, even one were he almost close to shitting himself. 😅😂
getting the BGs while driving is the worst. and reasons like this is why i keep a roll of TP in the trunk of the car :D that roll has saved me several times over the years!
Imagine after the better part of an hour, going back to the clerk to hand back the key, telling them: "I lost... I couldn't make it to the toilet... I'm sorry."
I had strep and it was so bad food poisoning felt light work. You'll just keep flipping ends and every hole will have something coming out. To make it worse it felt like at some point I was straight flinging water out violently.
And then the Roomba from Markiplier’s poop story barges into the poop infested restroom and smears the shit not only all over the floor, but on every wall, the door, the ceiling, the toilet, the sink, the mirror, and even outside the bathroom door.
Good lord, that bathroom mishap is like basically how it is to live with Cohn’s disease. But like, mostly in the times when a flare up happens. Condolences to Bob’s intestines and also to the attendant who had to clean all of that up.
That's the exact reason when I had strep and going everywhere I carried a bag and toilet paper. I always told anyone im with I refuse to poop or pee on myself.
I love that jack was in it i loved this story when it was told and now it being aniamted made me laugh like a mad man when i first heard it laughing my guts out the entire way.
This is one of those things that's somehow both disgusting but also hilarious. Also, that was a beautifully timed "LOG" cameo. If you're up for a little bonus clip, might I suggest the sugar-free gummy bear review that followed?
The good news is after literally scraping out your vital essences through your gluteus maximus You can begin to fill the void with other things that give your life meaning
About to hop into a finance exam, but I wanted to say, as a former Indiana/Purdue resident, you captured the mundanity of driving through Indiana PERFECTLY. Wonderful job.
I was thinking he had great knowledge about the driving conditions in the Ohio-Indiana region. The traffic cones out of nowhere felt _personal._ And then the hilly roads after were the icing.
@Tarcisius_ I remember driving down to Purdue, and we had to use the restroom once, and this place not only had nasty bathrooms, but the place was selling fried chicken. And it was so greasy and had such a bad smell, that even though we didn't have any chicken, we STANK of it after leaving the road stop.
I dont think I've ever just laughed as hard as I just did. I got an ad close at the end of this for target and it was showing their spaghetti and pasta sauce. Ah the pure coincidence. 😂😂😂
This was great, also one of my fav episodes. Bob always has the best stories. A hilarious part two to this would be when Mark reads the account of a person who destroyed a Walmart bathroom bc of too many sugar free gummy bears 😂😂
I like to think that, during this entire horrific situation, Ode To Joy was playing as, in slow motion, Bob just destroys the bathroom. Like a firework festival that nobody ever wants to see again. Honestly, he's lucky he didn't give himself full on food poisoning, cos it sounds close to it.
Yeah, this whole story sounds painfully reminiscent of the time I discovered I had some sort of stomach flu or something after getting on a Greyhound bus to go see my family for Christmas. I absolutely obliterated the tiny bathroom stall at the back of that bus and I feel terrible for both anyone who had the misfortune of having to use it afterwards AND whatever poor schmuck had to clean & sanitize it
Need to do the rest of this distractible. Got to hear Wade and Mark's story. Especially about the sugar free gummy bears. This was well animated. And I love the lighting and shading you did. 👍
I once took a shit in a public bathroom and someone walked in and yelled, "OMG who died in here?!" I tried so hard not to laugh and just pretended I wasn't there as I just shat out a mountain.
More of these please! This was pretty relatable! And I love how Bob skirts details towards the end. Also a word of warning for anyone who is getting ground beef today or whatnot. Meat when uncooked as a red/pinkish color to it, if it starts to look brown, or like a light brown, chances are it’s spoiling! Give it a good smell and if it smells ANYTHING like bad, throw it out right away.
11:06 Ha! That reminded me of an old Robot Chicken sketch parodying "The Twilight Zone", where a demon of sorts "blows up" a restroom stall, leaving behind a "basketball-sized chocolate mud-baby"... 😆
Bob just casually talking to Mark's head sticking out of the toilet like it's a normal thing. I guess when you're in the bathroom, you might as well "shoot the shit." I was laughing the whole time. Your animations - from Bob's Fridge to Mark's Pharmacy Fiasco to this - are beyond creative and imaginative.
You are one of my favorite animators, the quality is amazing! And your attention to detail?? Like when Bob drove through that tunnel and his voice grew muffled?? Perfection!!!
Oh... I'm dying!!! First off... I suffer from IBS and I could tell poop stories for much longer than I would like and I must say it's Very humorous when ur not the one it's happening to!!! Bob, if u can this... It is okay... Shit happens😂😂😭💩💩💩 Second off... This was animated perfectly! It visually told the story without taking away from the story or going over the top and taking away from the story. Well done. I just subscribed!!!
I'm pregnant and have to be mindful of this because when you need to go, it's going to happen lol. Oh and the ladies room it's always more than one toilet if any are destroyed. And the wonderful thing about having only toilets is in some cases you never meet the people in there that either you scarred or that scarred you with those ungodly noises.
have you already animated the one with bob riding his motocycle at night? that story was pretty entertaining/memorable - not sure if it's visual enough for an animation or not though
I’m not the biggest fan of 3D animation but I love these videos. They make me laugh because of the way you animate these. I’m having fun watching a lot of these.
I wanted to say, my fiance whose got her bachlors in arts isn't one for clay animations, she burst out laughing too some of these videos. When you can make others laugh that don't like a specific content, you know you're doing something right. Amazing video as always ^-^
I often wonder if Bob had just took the small dent from the first fridge,if he could have just avoided that entire fiasco. Sure we wouldn't have a story,but Bob would've had a better peace of mind.
That's why you always, always, ALWAYS keep a toilet paper and wet wipes in your car!!! There will be a day. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...but someday.
I moved from Lafayette to Cincinnati when I was 9 and I’ve probably taken the drive between those two places hundreds of times as a kid, and at least a couple dozen as an adult because I still have family that lives there. I can’t imagine the disaster of having food poisoning on that drive. The only place to stop is a Love’s gas station about half way through the 3-4 hour drive (depending on what part of Cincy you’re coming from and if you’re going to Lafayette or West Lafayette) and if you need to go before you get there or after you’re past it you’re screwed until you’re in the city.
I had Bob's moment (minis the pants incident) and it's definitely like having a demon expelled from your body. I swear how violently it comes out I was surprised I didn't shatter the toilet.
This is how I'm finding out that Bob has made multiple trips from Cincinnati to Iowa (my home state) and describing the "travel landscape" as corn and nothing, is very spot on and i love it
I showed this to my father, and he’s known for having poor bowel control at his old age. He found it to be incredibly relatable for him since it happened to him. We were taking a trip to NYC when my sister and I were 8, we walked down the street from a restaurant. He had to use the bathroom after 5-6 restaurants down, and when he got in there, it was just an eruption. I myself had the opposite a few months back. Woke up one night, had to go, just could not do it. I was constipated as all Hell to the point of screaming. I went at about 12-something AM, managed to drop it out at 2AM. Had to sleep on the couch the rest of the night since it had easier access.
This brings a whole new meaning to “unleashing hell itself onto the toilet.” Ps I absolutely lost it when he said he got s*** all over the toilet, wall, and the floor as he sat down 😂😂😂
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Never ignore that weird slow pinchy-grumbly feeling, just in case it turns into... that.
Trust your gut. 😂
Gutbusters
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For me, my warning sign isn't a sound, but a sharp stabbing pain in my gut.
@@peterseaboldt1250oh man, the pain that can happen before this type of situation is the worst. almost a decade ago i ate some brand of pimento cheese spread that apparently my stomach didnt like, and only 15 minutes later had almost constant sharp pains through my gut before i ran to the bathroom. the craziest and quickest reaction ive ever had to a food.
im scared of pimento cheese spreads to this day because i cant remember what brand brought that upon me. never again.
I always used to wonder "Why is there always someone with the worst diarrhea on the planet in these public bathrooms" but then i remember, everyone only shits in public bathrooms when they HAVE to
I love puns too. 😀😎 03:41
Yeah, I try to avoid them as much as possible,
OH U WANT A PUBLIC TOILET TO USE USE THE BUCKYS ONES
portapottys are even worse.
@@taylorgillespie3538 i used one once at work and it was fine, though i'd lie if i said i was comfortable in there 😂
"The Sh!t either goes on your doorstep or in your Toilet, please Choose"
The Dented Fridge guy, Bob (2023)
😂😂😂 I guess in the doorstep... since our toilet is not ok... 😢😢😢
@@oigajaroashley9556😅😅😅 yeah i get my toilet is not ok either
It should have been dented fridge guy but I’m fine with that too
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a housekeeper i can definitely say there are days the women's restroom also looks like "that guy" has been using it
XD
I respect your courage
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I don't know what was wrong with that particular Sears, but I always dreaded having to a bathroom and theirs being the only one close enough. I don't know what those women did in there, but it was always horrible.
but it can be even worse, especially if it is one of those girls who hover above the tolite because they won’t sit on it, and it gets all over the seat and such. They are the grossest humans ever and act like they are germaphobes but if it's that bad stay at home you're a risk to the public exploding your shit all over the back of your own leg and the tolite seat
@@ZimVader-0017 was it in a mall with a suspicious food court lol?
@bbyrdie No, completely normal food court. Other bathrooms were perfectly clean. It was just _that_ one that, for some reason, always looked like a poop explosion happened, and none of the toilets ever worked.
Noted: if you *ever* feel like you have eaten bad food in the Midwest, and you're not immediately in a town, *don't drive anywhere for 24 hours.*
That is actually very sagely advice.
Applies to anywhere tbh
So emergency bathroom supplies are good to keep in a car lol
This is very true, I live in the Midwest and it takes a couple hours to jump between cities
It’s not bad in southwest Ohio, but in MANY stretches of Ohio and especially Indiana, it is just as he described, long stretches of road with nothing in sight. Only help you have is the occasional rest stop or exit with a gas station that has ONE toilet and you have to ask them for toilet paper💀
Rule 1 with emergency poops. Never relax until YOU ARE ON THE TOILET.
Honestly, sometimes not even then
@@EtaryaFae sometimes gotta brace yourself
Sometimes even if you need to pee it's the same story
The log part killed me, so perfectly placed!! Also RIP bobs underwear, that bathroom, and any shred of dignity AT ALL that day
May the underwear rest easy. 🤣
@@SirWalterUnderbridgedude thoose pieces of cloth were left behind with PTSD and no chance of recovery XD
2:50 Little did he know, that spoiled meat was letting out a moustache 1980's villain laugh at the funny "tragedy" it was about to unleash on him...
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Bob the Brown?
@@ComXDude I did, and it was hilarious.
The spoiled meat with their 1980’s Villain Laugh and fancy mustache was also sitting at their desk and like petting the black cat lol
Biggest warning for me of bad digestive times is what i can only describe as the sensation that feels like you can feel the food moving through your digestive system
It's especially when you feel it go from your pelvis towards your rear end. Like you can tell it's gonna be all liquid.
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@@adammorrison7104oh I can tell as soon as it drops out if my stomach if it’s going to do that… horrible feeling but great warning cause I’ve a few minutes to find a bathroom
The Turdberg fishing bit made me burst into laughter. Also I love how Mark and Wade randomly show up throughout the story and Jack as the gas station employee was unexpected but welcome.
"it was on the wall behind the toilet"
Mark: "what??"
10:20 is hilarious 😂❤
😂😂😂
*HOW?!*
Sean as the gas station clerk is a hilarious use of existing assets.
😂 I also loved that. And I feel so so bad for Bob, having to shit is the worst!
It's weirdly convenient how this video came out as I sat down my toilet
lol 🤣
IM SO GLAD YOU ANIMATED THIS it was my favorite story on the podcast and you did an incredible job animating this "shitty" story, keep up the good work!
I'm glad I could make the exact video you wanted. Its good to know that I did my job right. I hope it made your day brighter. 😀
No, Thank you Sir, you're a wonderful content creator and I'm happy to give you some words of encouragement, looking forward to your next video, stay well@@SirWalterUnderbridge
Now we wait for the "Korean Bathhouse" story 😏
One of my favorite episodes of Distractible easily top 3 the way Bob tells stories is just hilarious he's really good at dramatizing
Awesome! I'm glad I was able to animate one of your favorite episodes. What's your other favorites?
@@SirWalterUnderbridge The Ship of Theseus from The Bobs and the Bees
I feel bad for him because he's always the one talking about the crazy tragedies, mark has gotten himself onto silly problems but bob always has the worst outcome for himself on his own stories
I feel sorry for the poor gas station dude who has to clean up Bob's mess after that hell
you're supposed to call a sewage crew to clean that up- minimum wage employees aren't certified to clean up human shit
@@LizLuvsCupcakes most minimum wage people at least at like fast food places have to clean the bathrooms. There is no calling someone 😅
@@liamr3362 well then that’s not legal. And you should really get in touch with an employment lawyer or union because you aren’t qualified to handle human waste, and I guarantee it’s not in your contract to do so.
@@LizLuvsCupcakes will do if I ever happen to be in that situation again, thank you for informing me!
I didn't even know you were suppose to call someone, everytime something like that happens fast food places (at least at my first job) would make a cook clean the bathroom
@@liamr3362 Anytime man- this is why you have to know your rights, and moreover why employers and companies don't want you to. Cuz if you DID know how to clean up human waste, your labor would be worth a lot more, you see, and they'd have to pay you more. Obviously they don't want to do that, so they just let you think you have no choice.
It is, of course, entirely possible they don't realize, and if that's the case, you can only imagine what other health code violations they don't know about and violate because it's easier... Another good tip? Look up the numbers for your local health inspector and call him up if you see something fishy, like say, your boss asking you to sell food over a month past its sell-by.
pro tip:
If you freeze something, and then cook it, and it smells off, don't eat it. Food poisoning is not fun lol
(What Bob said about not being able to control your body is serious. The muscles legit can't tense enough)
Thing is, freezing food does stop it from expiring. The meat was either already bad or the freezer wasn't working as it should
@@anniepollard3119 it slows it down not stops it
@@AzrealTheDemon don't tell them- they'll figure it out one day. Their own Turd Tragedy will tell them soon enough.
@anniepollard3119 nooooooo! I'm a microbiologist and o can tell you for sure that it slows but does not stop or kill any bacteria! There are lots of species that can grow at even -20C (most freezers) and not to mention molds that grow in freezers
I got food poisoning before and it honestly wasn't even bad. What I found horrible was the time i got strep and I was having stuff come out of me in every hole on my body for months.
Oh gosh, I remember this story--
This might be a weird thing to mention, but I really love how you portrayed the urgency, from the Bob's stomach being personified, and his fingers fidgeting on the steering wheel as he's sweating-- oh and the subtle facial expressions where Bob is grimacing and wincing! This was an incredible (and kinda gross) animation as usual :D
(Also the "LOG!!" callback to the kayak story is pretty genius pfpff)
Thank you for noticing I'm putting more effort in. I really wanted to sell the effect that he was losing control in the moment. 😊
Oh it's for the kayak! I thought it was from one of the gameplays they did toghether on mark's channel of The Forest when the log wrecked their base (i think it was a long)
Here’s a few tips for those who don’t experience this often: Number one: always keep meds like anti-diarrheals in your car, as well as acid reducers and tums. Think of it as an emergency kit. Secondly, never eat something you don’t know will sit well or not the day before a road trip. Whether it be diarrhea or heartburn, it’s not fun, so eating something you know is safe the night/morning before you leave is the safest bet. And lastly, if you get even the slightest inkling you need to use the bathroom, find one ASAP. Better safe than sorry, and you won’t be left in the middle of nowhere sweating bullets. Hell, even set a bi-hourly timer for a quick bathroom break. Stretch your legs, use the bathroom if you need to, it just never hurts to play it safe.
Genuinely this is excellent practical advice, thank you friend
This... is why I do not drive... especially long trips like this.. I'd much rather be on a train where there's literally a bathroom on both sides of every carriage so this literally never happens me...
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The stomach monster animation is so good.
Like it doesn't look out of place and blends in to bob's 3D model.
The expressions on Bob's face were done so well! I really enjoyed this.
I'm glad you enjoyed the video. 😀
“Don’t.”
Wade: Hoe's ur fridge?
Bob: *murder mode actived* don't.
I swear Bob is such a good storyteller like no joke. The man knows how to tell a story and keep you engage, even one were he almost close to shitting himself. 😅😂
getting the BGs while driving is the worst. and reasons like this is why i keep a roll of TP in the trunk of the car :D that roll has saved me several times over the years!
Always be prepared! 😎
Wether that shit goes south west north or east it's gotta come out XD
Imagine after the better part of an hour, going back to the clerk to hand back the key, telling them: "I lost... I couldn't make it to the toilet... I'm sorry."
I lost…🤣
I've had food poisoning once. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
I had strep and it was so bad food poisoning felt light work. You'll just keep flipping ends and every hole will have something coming out. To make it worse it felt like at some point I was straight flinging water out violently.
And then the Roomba from Markiplier’s poop story barges into the poop infested restroom and smears the shit not only all over the floor, but on every wall, the door, the ceiling, the toilet, the sink, the mirror, and even outside the bathroom door.
As someone with IBS, I felt this entire story in my soul.
He’s done it again, gentle viewers. He’s made gold.
Thank you so much! More gold is on the way!
Good lord, that bathroom mishap is like basically how it is to live with Cohn’s disease. But like, mostly in the times when a flare up happens. Condolences to Bob’s intestines and also to the attendant who had to clean all of that up.
That's the exact reason when I had strep and going everywhere I carried a bag and toilet paper. I always told anyone im with I refuse to poop or pee on myself.
“S**t is either going on your doorstep or in your toilet, choose” 5:41 im crying 😂😂😂😂
I love that jack was in it i loved this story when it was told and now it being aniamted made me laugh like a mad man when i first heard it laughing my guts out the entire way.
08:15 Poor "Seán" the gas station cashier! 😅
"SOMEBODY CALL A PLUMBER!" 😱
"SCREW THAT! GET HIM A PRIEST OR AN EXORCIST, PRONTO!" 😰
This is one of those things that's somehow both disgusting but also hilarious. Also, that was a beautifully timed "LOG" cameo.
If you're up for a little bonus clip, might I suggest the sugar-free gummy bear review that followed?
The good news is after literally scraping out your vital essences through your gluteus maximus
You can begin to fill the void with other things that give your life meaning
Well, he did say that he was living on the cheap so he probably didn't...
About to hop into a finance exam, but I wanted to say, as a former Indiana/Purdue resident, you captured the mundanity of driving through Indiana PERFECTLY. Wonderful job.
I was thinking he had great knowledge about the driving conditions in the Ohio-Indiana region. The traffic cones out of nowhere felt _personal._ And then the hilly roads after were the icing.
@Tarcisius_ I remember driving down to Purdue, and we had to use the restroom once, and this place not only had nasty bathrooms, but the place was selling fried chicken. And it was so greasy and had such a bad smell, that even though we didn't have any chicken, we STANK of it after leaving the road stop.
It also applies to Illinois really well too.
I'm so glad you all are loving the video! 😁
I’ve seen like NOBODY mention that you made the gas station clerk Sean lmfao
This video was too funny.... I remember hearing this episode wishing someone would animate it.... So happy it is you🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thank you! I've wanted to do this episode for awhile.
@@SirWalterUnderbridge I am so very happy you did
I dont think I've ever just laughed as hard as I just did. I got an ad close at the end of this for target and it was showing their spaghetti and pasta sauce.
Ah the pure coincidence. 😂😂😂
Omg. 😂
This was great, also one of my fav episodes. Bob always has the best stories.
A hilarious part two to this would be when Mark reads the account of a person who destroyed a Walmart bathroom bc of too many sugar free gummy bears 😂😂
I like to think that, during this entire horrific situation, Ode To Joy was playing as, in slow motion, Bob just destroys the bathroom. Like a firework festival that nobody ever wants to see again.
Honestly, he's lucky he didn't give himself full on food poisoning, cos it sounds close to it.
Why did I have to imagine that?
Why can't I stop seeing that, every time I close my eyes?
Yeah, this whole story sounds painfully reminiscent of the time I discovered I had some sort of stomach flu or something after getting on a Greyhound bus to go see my family for Christmas. I absolutely obliterated the tiny bathroom stall at the back of that bus and I feel terrible for both anyone who had the misfortune of having to use it afterwards AND whatever poor schmuck had to clean & sanitize it
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can 100% agree that there's literally nothing in Indiana when driving through there on the highway
Same. It’s a nightmare…
Yup!
The fact that I live in Indiana and had a food poisoning scenario very similar to this…
Bob is absolutely relatable.
Bob really hit the "Senator Armstrong after bring thrown by Raiden" pose
Ohhhh I love the visual jokes so much- THe addition of "LOG" Got me the most though.
Need to do the rest of this distractible. Got to hear Wade and Mark's story. Especially about the sugar free gummy bears. This was well animated. And I love the lighting and shading you did. 👍
Can i say yours lighting and your facial expressions have gotten alot better. It looks great
Thank you! I really appreciate it. 😁
that small spaceballs reference made me cackle... anyway, another incredible animation from you sir walter, cant wait for more.
Thank you very much! 😀It was a fun reference to make.
This story always made me laugh my shit out
Thank your janitors. I have had more than one experience having to clean stuff like this.
00:45 I love that Mark went through a mark-sized door.
As someone who has severe Ulcerative Colitis, I remember those crippling moments of body shivering diarrhea.
I once took a shit in a public bathroom and someone walked in and yelled, "OMG who died in here?!" I tried so hard not to laugh and just pretended I wasn't there as I just shat out a mountain.
YES!!! I've really wanted this to get animated!
More of these please! This was pretty relatable! And I love how Bob skirts details towards the end. Also a word of warning for anyone who is getting ground beef today or whatnot. Meat when uncooked as a red/pinkish color to it, if it starts to look brown, or like a light brown, chances are it’s spoiling! Give it a good smell and if it smells ANYTHING like bad, throw it out right away.
How about when you have absolutely no reason, no bad food, no illness, no upset? No grumbling, noise or pain? That's a demon in there.
Lol. 🤣
0:36 will forever be the best interaction
Oh gosh this episode!! 😂 One of my favourites for sure. Thanks for doing a great great service by animating this one Sir Walter!
I'm happy to make a video that you can enjoy. 😁
11:06 Ha! That reminded me of an old Robot Chicken sketch parodying "The Twilight Zone", where a demon of sorts "blows up" a restroom stall, leaving behind a "basketball-sized chocolate mud-baby"... 😆
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I think I saw that one!
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Your animation has improved so much! Bob has never been more expressive!
And also, that stomach demon should supplement plenty of nightmares for me.
Oh, my God, I was cry-laughing at this story. It was so good, and the animation was just a great bonus. Nicely done!
Glad you enjoyed it! 😁
In womens rooms, the older birds don’t give a shit and deflate in that stall. No amount of courtesy flushes can hide what they do.
As a person who lived in Indiana my whole life, I can say this is accurate for like the border area of Indiana.
Bob just casually talking to Mark's head sticking out of the toilet like it's a normal thing. I guess when you're in the bathroom, you might as well "shoot the shit." I was laughing the whole time. Your animations - from Bob's Fridge to Mark's Pharmacy Fiasco to this - are beyond creative and imaginative.
Thank you! I'm glad you like the animations! ☺️
5:42 "I will knock on the door and tell them URGENTLY...This shit is either going on your doorstep or in your toliet. Please choose."
You are one of my favorite animators, the quality is amazing! And your attention to detail?? Like when Bob drove through that tunnel and his voice grew muffled?? Perfection!!!
Thank you so much! 😀
Oh... I'm dying!!! First off... I suffer from IBS and I could tell poop stories for much longer than I would like and I must say it's Very humorous when ur not the one it's happening to!!! Bob, if u can this... It is okay... Shit happens😂😂😭💩💩💩 Second off... This was animated perfectly! It visually told the story without taking away from the story or going over the top and taking away from the story. Well done. I just subscribed!!!
Absolutely one of my most listened to episodes of Distractible. It's definitely up there in terms of laughs.
I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. 😂
Thank you so much for animating these.
You're amazing! ☺️
I know it's been two months now, but I come back to this video very frequently to rewatch it, because it's just that funny.
I just noticed that the bush at 3:30 is shaped like the letters AM, and it tries to tackle the car.
I guess you could call that an AMBUSH!
HAH
The visual of bob saying don't about the fridge got me 😂😂😂
There are two major rules you must do before a long travel:
-Eat before you leave.
-Go to the bathroom before you leave.
This had me stifling raucous laughter because I’m watching this in public 😂😂😂
You don't know the feeling of food poisoning until it's coming out both ends at the same time
Always stock emergency paper in your vehicle, especially when traversing the Infinite Corn. Never know when youll need a nice ditch
I'm pregnant and have to be mindful of this because when you need to go, it's going to happen lol. Oh and the ladies room it's always more than one toilet if any are destroyed. And the wonderful thing about having only toilets is in some cases you never meet the people in there that either you scarred or that scarred you with those ungodly noises.
As a severe IBS sufferer that often just suddenly decides whatever I ate is bad and must leave... I feel this so much
Bob is such an incredible storyteller.
Yes he is. 😊
have you already animated the one with bob riding his motocycle at night? that story was pretty entertaining/memorable - not sure if it's visual enough for an animation or not though
That one is definitely on the to do list. 😊
I’m not the biggest fan of 3D animation but I love these videos. They make me laugh because of the way you animate these. I’m having fun watching a lot of these.
your animation added so much to the episode 😂 loved the cars, and the part where they're on the road
Thanks! Glad you liked the animation. 😄
Amazing animation! I always loved this story, and you did it justice.
I'm glad you like it
I wanted to say, my fiance whose got her bachlors in arts isn't one for clay animations, she burst out laughing too some of these videos. When you can make others laugh that don't like a specific content, you know you're doing something right. Amazing video as always ^-^
That is so awesome! Thank you! Tell your fiance I really appreciate her giving my animations a chance.
Funny video, but I wish I could tell Bob...as great as the fridge story is, my favorite story will always be The Duchess!!
I often wonder if Bob had just took the small dent from the first fridge,if he could have just avoided that entire fiasco. Sure we wouldn't have a story,but Bob would've had a better peace of mind.
I love how you added jacksepticeye as the gas attendant
Oh god, this story 😂 Bob had me dying the first time I heard this. He learned a *very* important lesson that day
i literally just listened to this episode again this morning love ur work as usual
Oh my gosh! The lighting in the car is phenomenal
That's why you always, always, ALWAYS keep a toilet paper and wet wipes in your car!!! There will be a day. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...but someday.
this might not have been the best video to watch while eating my dinner...😂
Why'd this only get 53K views....this needs MORE! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
I moved from Lafayette to Cincinnati when I was 9 and I’ve probably taken the drive between those two places hundreds of times as a kid, and at least a couple dozen as an adult because I still have family that lives there.
I can’t imagine the disaster of having food poisoning on that drive. The only place to stop is a Love’s gas station about half way through the 3-4 hour drive (depending on what part of Cincy you’re coming from and if you’re going to Lafayette or West Lafayette) and if you need to go before you get there or after you’re past it you’re screwed until you’re in the city.
I almost want a fallow up short animation of the Amazon review of the sugar free gummy bears mark read it is a treat
I had Bob's moment (minis the pants incident) and it's definitely like having a demon expelled from your body. I swear how violently it comes out I was surprised I didn't shatter the toilet.
This is how I'm finding out that Bob has made multiple trips from Cincinnati to Iowa (my home state) and describing the "travel landscape" as corn and nothing, is very spot on and i love it
I showed this to my father, and he’s known for having poor bowel control at his old age. He found it to be incredibly relatable for him since it happened to him.
We were taking a trip to NYC when my sister and I were 8, we walked down the street from a restaurant. He had to use the bathroom after 5-6 restaurants down, and when he got in there, it was just an eruption.
I myself had the opposite a few months back. Woke up one night, had to go, just could not do it. I was constipated as all Hell to the point of screaming. I went at about 12-something AM, managed to drop it out at 2AM. Had to sleep on the couch the rest of the night since it had easier access.
This brings a whole new meaning to “unleashing hell itself onto the toilet.”
Ps I absolutely lost it when he said he got s*** all over the toilet, wall, and the floor as he sat down 😂😂😂