Hullo! Sorry for taking so long. This video was started and dropped in July 2018. I was in the UK since August and couldn't make videos due to personal stuff. I got back in March, so I thought I'd finish it. There you go! Sorry if it's not up to your expectations. I also added English subtitles. Enjoy! :)
Not really, I mean, coming from my own experience, if you really got used to your new habits than chances are you won't have to go through this, but if your talking about the fear of being fat again, then yes, it does happens sometimes 😭
First I was like "I need to timecode one best part of video" But then I realized that the whole video from 0:00 to 4:27 is so much funny and well made - dialogs, music, animation, plot twist at the end... So basically my score to this masterpiece is: two number 9s out of two number 9s. Brilliant job, dude! 😁
2005:Haha i killed Bigsmoke yesterday... 14 Years Later... *CJ went to Burger Shot...And He Heard* I'll have two number 9s, a number 9large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." CJ:Ah Sh*t here we go again...
Drug Dealer: 'Got that sherm, anyone wanna get high up here? Fat CJ: Hey dude. Drug Dealer: What you need, what you need dog? Fat CJ: Something to eat. Drug Dealer: **Explodes**
Big CJ: **Walks for 5 seconds and gets winded** Big CJ: **Walks for 1 more second and gets winded again** Big CJ: Aw man, I can't walk for SHIT! Me: *Dying of laughter*
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction](/img/1.gif)
14 years old game still going strong
dude its like 16
Left 4 Dead 10 years and still going strong.
@@zoohair4084 left for dead is crap san andreas is way better
@@user-lk7zk3oc4y agree
@@zoohair4084 wrong video dude this is gta san andreas
"Aw hell, I don't wanna' walk."
*THIS IS GANGSTA OG LOC*
"Aight, let's go."
lmfaoooooo
666 likes
#700 💪😉🍕🏖🏝
#maxmussweg
It's been so long, I love your videos.
Lol he ain’t posting no more.
@@BillyGaze817 boi why you plugging your soundcloud here
Adknows 8 I just wanted feedback that’s all.. is there something wrong sir?
@@BillyGaze817 well you could've said that before but other than that ok
"Eats a slice of pizza and gets fat again"
CJ: Ah shit, here we go again
Our favorite palm tree is officialy back 🌴
Youe our kenny!!
Kenny the crook
OOOOOOH YOU PICKED YHE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Love your videos!
Hullo! Sorry for taking so long. This video was started and dropped in July 2018. I was in the UK since August and couldn't make videos due to personal stuff. I got back in March, so I thought I'd finish it. There you go! Sorry if it's not up to your expectations.
I also added English subtitles. Enjoy! :)
Nah, the video was good and funny ;)
It's ok bruh
Your videography makes me want to play the game again.
Glad to have you back playa. Take your time, do your stuff, we can wait :)
Thanks for returning dude.
After 8 months with no memes
*it's time to go home*
*fiddle diddle riddle diddle fiddle riddle diddle fiddle diddle*
@@CarlJohnson-mf4qd nice
Is this the end of CJ fatlevel 1XX %?
At the end says "To be continued"
@@soulivannhareezryz3821 oh, okey. I can't watch the video rn. I'm at work 😂
*3:52** - **4:03*
I died when CJ ate that one bite of pizza and went from skinny to 100% fat again 😂
All that shit for nothing man...
Thanks Tenpenny!
Best part 😂
3:59
Anyone that has ever lost a significant amount of weight knows this struggle lol
Not really, I mean, coming from my own experience, if you really got used to your new habits than chances are you won't have to go through this, but if your talking about the fear of being fat again, then yes, it does happens sometimes 😭
Over 10 years later,, this game can still produce fresh content
“I’d rather do exercise than see you again”
“Damn, now I’m stuck in here.”
*proceeds to get out of the car*
He struggled a bit to get out
“Im so upset im kinda hungry” MOOD!! 😭😭
“I’m so upset that I’m getting kinda hungry” felt that😪
“HESOYAM” the most useful cheat code ever lol
AEZAKMI was better
GOODBYECRUELWORLD is even better
How about:" BUFFMEUP"
rocketman:
Baguvix:
ROCKETMAN
I’m impressed by what the community can do
2:05
ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴜ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ʀᴏʟʟᴇʀʙʟᴀᴅɪɴɢ? ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʀᴏʟʟᴇʀʙʟᴀᴅɪɴɢ
*CJ bumps the wall* 2:09
VP‘HAIR
how do ya make this cool font
@@jurek.425 just type using these * * like *GAY*
I don't mean this phat text, the roller one
*i like dick*
I was binge watching your vids today, and you upload just on time! You picked the right time dude!
Im so slow that i just realised that the drug dealer gave him an apple instead of drugs
0:58 "You know where do you find me alright?"
CJ: "yeah ok thanks"
*Guy gets in car*
"Haha"
that "haha" killed me
Dude thanks for keeping this game alive,you got some talent
That coffee ain't helping my diet.... Oh my God 😂
Skinny CJ gains weight next? I need it as motivational video lol.
0:19 already make me laugh :v
Police1: Hey! Stop photographing those women you little Chump!
Police2 : IM TRYING! IM TRYING :'(
I died and reborned and i dont wanna watch it again so i could ha ha ha ha stay alive stay alive
*Gets weight loss ad at the start of the video*
First I was like "I need to timecode one best part of video"
But then I realized that the whole video from 0:00 to 4:27 is so much funny and well made - dialogs, music, animation, plot twist at the end...
So basically my score to this masterpiece is: two number 9s out of two number 9s. Brilliant job, dude! 😁
i need the full song of san adreas version of "my body fat is 2%"
Me too
When CJ sits in the car. The car breaks.
*You need hair the won't create wind resistance*
CJ'S bald head: Am I a joke to you?
Grove Street - Home
"At least it was until I ate everything up."
RUclips recommend list
Just made my day
1:57
Run Mark!
My Body Fat Is 2%!
Hm Hm 2%!
Body Fat 2%! Yes Yes...
Glad that this game is still remembered
I lost 17 pounds cuss I was so motivated because of CJ
just make sure you don't eat a single slice of pizza.
1:09 mission RESPECT passed
1:58 The background music sounds like hardbass.
Because it is? maybe?
@Gian Permalino Are YOU know what that means?
It is
0:47 Carl: hey dude Random guy: Hey what you need what you need dawg Carl: something to eat random guy: blows up
2005:Haha i killed Bigsmoke yesterday...
14 Years Later...
*CJ went to Burger Shot...And He Heard*
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
CJ:Ah Sh*t here we go again...
The best train program is Big Smoke's "FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ"
2:39 Me when I get fired from my job, my girlfriend dumps me, and the bank takes away my house.
that's the spirit
Nobody :
RUclips recommendations : Fat CJ losing weight
**time to eat**
CJ:oh yeeeaaah!
**time to run**
CJ:F*CK!
They need to put weight dynamics in gta 6 and online
Uploading after a long time, Los Santos Cast be like
*Ahh shit, Here we go again*
*its not real, but when u laugh u feel like its real*
Me:2020 can’t get worse
2020 : *shows me this video in 2020*
Me : well it’s the end
That 2 percent song should be full length made
it is quarter made at least :)
Was looking for this comment!!
This is the kind of video I like to watch at 3 am.
0:50 what a cop would do to me if I asked for food.
“I’m so upset I’m kinda hungry !”
- fat cj
1:03 that giggle lol
3:57 - 4:02 The first time ever I related to CJ
I need a full version of the Body Fat 2% remix.
“Uh huh I’m up for some *Big Pizza”*
Drug Dealer: 'Got that sherm, anyone wanna get high up here?
Fat CJ: Hey dude.
Drug Dealer: What you need, what you need dog?
Fat CJ: Something to eat.
Drug Dealer: **Explodes**
This video is suitable for gym motivation
That thumbnail alone deserved a like !!! good job man .
Now i can have a good meal - CJ Fat level 100%
Shadow Wolf weeb
@@zedoctor_ lol
RUclips:
*hits blue button called "recommended" very strongly*
Welcome back, Los Santos Cast! It’s been awhile!
Me: Listens to the to be continued meme...
*I see you’re a man of culture as well*
CJ: Coffee aint helping my diet!
Denis: :/
CJ: Bang!
i watched alot of videos about body transformation....but this one hit me the hardest...
*_I need to make me sweat_*
_i am already sweat_
CJ Fat level 106% cancelled soz
All you had to do was type "BUFF ME UP" 😝
Aw shit. Here we go again....
0:48 always crack me up. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m so glad you’re in my recommended
Haha haha!!! Yes!! I have been waiting a long time for a video like this!! Great work man! Keep it up. 👊🏻👍
man can someone please tell me how this guys gets all the perfect lines for CJ?
4 minute video of cj exercising
cj exercises at the 3rd minute
Well edited!
Losing weight be like:
Girls: **chatting while exercising**
Boys: *1:57*
run
American slavs in a nutshell
finally a video where their mouths are finally moving.
Me .. every .. time .. I .. eat .. a .. slice .. of .. pizza
We missed you, dude. Welcome back!
Now all we need is more 'ways to fail missions' videos again lol
This was truly inspiring. Thank you.
If CJ can lose weight, I definitely can lose a little bit of weight
I can loose some weight too
The best motivation video I’ve ever seen.
This game is just like Ricardo milos meme
*It just wont die*
Anyone else randomly come here just cos this was in your recommendations?
RUclips is trying to tell you something bruh.
Bruh u sayin im fat?
Big CJ: **Walks for 5 seconds and gets winded**
Big CJ: **Walks for 1 more second and gets winded again**
Big CJ: Aw man, I can't walk for SHIT!
Me: *Dying of laughter*
Noo dont lose weight. We want fat cj series to continue
your videos are just pure gold
Big Smoke: All we had to do was to eat the whole chicken!
finally, the legend has returned
2:00 I like this RUSSIAN music ! xDD
blyat
That’s gay stripper music
Bruh shit
I fucking hate russian music
Blyatiful
When CJ already lost some weight and then gain weight again CJ be like -Ah shit here we go again
This is 2019 you can't post awesome stuff like this
That ending is priceless!
As a wise man said " JUST DO IT"
classic content. always have a like prepared for such
also: the intro song, never thought I'd hear it somewhere else than my spotify playlist lol
dnb head? :)
@@lossantoscast you could say that :D
I need to get me some sweat..
*Nah, Im already sweating*
Long time no see... I'm glad you're back. :)
Welcome to Cluckin' Bell How can i help
CJ: Ah shit here we go again
"I need to make me sweat"
1 second later
"Already sweatin"
Lmfaooo😂😂😂
Fat CJ? losing weight? oh well, I guess it's MORE likely than Smoke losing weight.