Its the opposite, 6inch feels too small now that subway made it look smaller and cost more so someone may want to go for larger size If 6 inchers are doomed, can you imagine us 2 inchers.😢😢😢
The conspiracy guy is that one girl that always spill the tea but always prefaces it with, "Okay! But don't tell anybody! This is supposed to be a secret. 🥺"
The best item Subway has ever had on their menu was the flatbread, until they clocked on to the fact that the flatbread held more meat and fillings than the standard breads and wraps. They discontinued it in the stores where I live (UK).
Seriously though, what if every scaling measurement object is slowly getting more and more inaccurate with each item by like 0.25% and 3 inch is in reality 6 inch already? 😮😮 No my gf didn't tell me mine is small it's just what if??? 😢 Please, come on, what if 😭😭😭
Ignoring the council's motives, Subway isnt decreasing the size of their sandwiches. Its just improper prep when proofing the bread. Most of the time, employees will toss frozen bread in the proofer rather than letting it thaw first, decreasing the size slightly. Source: me as an ex-Subway employee who was told to do that by the people who trained me
This is why y'all need to go metric to start with, 6 inches is 15cm~. Immediately sounds like a lot more, and honestly, metric is sexier than imperial in general 🤷♀️
Not a real conspiracy theory; the best conspiracy theories are the ones so complex and well orchestrated that almost nobody in the world knows or believes them, and yet easy enough to discover that people in their underwear in their basements can put all the pieces together with a few youtube videos.
As someone who is currently eating subway, and also knows the feeling of having a foot long object in my mouth, i can confirm this video is purely factual
As someone who works at subway, I can assure you that this isn't the case. Please provide me with the name and address of anyone who says otherwise, my "manager" would like to "speak" with them.
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Quick, someone stop him before there are no more secrets. He’s to powerful
He knows them all
Don't worry, the secret of how to properly spell "too" will never be unveiled to the mass public.
@@Nahrix There's always one.
Too*
*two
It's about average I swear....
Definitely 6.5"
*I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!* 😟
@@RainbowFlowerCrowwow I never thought I would find George here
Funnily enough, 6” is above the worldwide, and American average
Isn’t 5-6” literally the average? I’m not sure because I haven’t googled it in a long time (I searched once out of curiosity, we’ve all been there).
The council would like to speak with you.
"The end is near"
I believe he is to be given audience on the 32nd of March
@@shadow_King452 Motion to confirm.
@@charolettepatterson965His end is 10 inches near but SOMEHOW he's always slightly too far and escapes. He's good, but he'll be catched one day
NPC comment
Subway is doing God's work
amazing stuff subway
Gotta do something after the prior rep
@@DumbDixieDude their mascot gave that kid his 6in sub
@@nolanhodge7162NAHHH💀💀💀💀
Its the opposite, 6inch feels too small now that subway made it look smaller and cost more so someone may want to go for larger size If 6 inchers are doomed, can you imagine us 2 inchers.😢😢😢
HE'S TOO POWERFUL TO BE KEPT ALIVE
"He's too dangerous to be kept alive!"
IT'S NOT THE JEDI WAY
@@soureron "I need him!"
If you are going to quote something, at least quote it correctly smh
JordantheStallion has been real quiet since this dropped.
At the end he was like "hm, that actually makes sense, he has a point"
Oh look, someone got the joke.
Rejoice.
Nah he was more like:
"I understand now, sir."
Bro how we have almost the same pfp
Your name is . Why is it .? The name . Is stupid
hi
been a bit lol
„Why‘s that such a big deal?“
It is a big deal, a very big deal😢
And it's getting bigger over time
It's really *hard* to contain.
I'd say it's about average size deal
i think it’s more of a grower kind of deal, where it starts off small but gets big really quick.
well guess what, I dont like Subway's subs!
They silenced Jared, for he knew the truth
Nah it was because he had loads and loads of kid porn I thought
Yeah he put his 6^ into the wrong type of buns
Jared traded mild cholesterol for some child molesterol.
Some might say the buns hadn't enough time in the oven...
W.T.F
Subway really made a deal with the devil for the boys💀
E
Al the council can’t keep having to meet up and discuss these things. But, the council is gonna need another word now.
The shrinkflation is crazy 💀
"It used to be a footlong I swear babe"
Deflation lmao
*971 missed calls from the council*
*546 missed calls from the government*
*728 missed calls from Subway*
The council’s gonna have a little talk with him
We must protect this secret. Switching to the metric system failed to take hold.
That's the stonecutters fault....
@@xXxD0m0Aki0KunxXx Ha! Those fools pale in comparison to the ancient mystic society of No Homers!
That's so weird because everytime I get a 6-inch sub I feel so full I swear it was an 8-inch sub.
It’s bigger the it looks, I swear
That's the ground up exercise mats they put in there. Really fills you up!
@@dillydadally That's hilarious! I hope it was just a joke though...😂😅
U using the right orifice?
We cannot keep letting him get away with this. The Council must interfere
We have only had to interfere thrice before, but it may be time again
@@A_Viewer yes, for if we decide to wait, it shall only get worse from here.
I think the sandwiches have a great personality
It's nearly the size of a subway footlong I swear
Not all heroes wear capes 😭
some wear aprons and visors
you holding the fate of our civilization in your hand protect it at all cost
The conspiracy guy is that one girl that always spill the tea but always prefaces it with, "Okay! But don't tell anybody! This is supposed to be a secret. 🥺"
The blank stare of realization 😂
Him instantly realizing with the sir and the zip up just gets me 😂
This is the most jaw dropping short I've ever seen
Legitimately stopped mid sip and had a thousand yard stare when he revealed that... This is fucking genius
This has gone too far the council would like a word with you Alex.
I love Al's comment section because if he ever truly crosses the line, I know that the Council will deal with him.
yeah we all knew where this one was going 😂
Thank You Subway!!! 😭 when are you going to start working on the 3 inch sandwich? Just curious.
Literally got a subway ad after this💀
The council would like a word, Alex. This is the final straw
"I under stand now, sir.''
💀💀💀
Subway doing us a solid
Subway is da real wingman we all needed
The hero we didn't deserve, The ancient One
The council will keep this secret to their graves
I saw that twist coming from a mile away, or, whatever passes for a mile now anyway.
Never will I ever skip Al's plot twists, bro begins with outrageous shit, and ends with more outrageous shit. Incredible.
The great subway conspiracy
The best item Subway has ever had on their menu was the flatbread, until they clocked on to the fact that the flatbread held more meat and fillings than the standard breads and wraps. They discontinued it in the stores where I live (UK).
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Who would've thought subway could be used for a sex joke
He knows too much
I saw that coming 6 inches away.
Lmao. “Slightly above average”
yo this might just be his best work imo. this was HILARIOUS. side note, my 4 yr old daughter, whom was sound asleep 15 seconds ago, is not amused.
The biggest plot twist in Human history
Look how perfect the two characters are differently played. They become one at the end
God speed god speed soldier
I was first made aware of that fact by Etika! May he rest in peace with footlong subs🕊️
Bonum opus Ali, evulgans misinformationem in veras metas nostras intentiones attrahit inutiles sed operation!
So that's what the deal was, I was worried Ali was making a mockery of our secrets just to impress the women who don't watch his channel
I see the Concilium is still targeting this false advertiser of male secrets.
I was like “yes we all know about shrinkflation” but THATS WHAT THEY WANT ME TO THINK
ALL THIS TIME HAD I KNOWN
we won't leak this secret
Seriously though, what if every scaling measurement object is slowly getting more and more inaccurate with each item by like 0.25% and 3 inch is in reality 6 inch already? 😮😮 No my gf didn't tell me mine is small it's just what if??? 😢 Please, come on, what if 😭😭😭
Dear god...
We all knew where this was going from the beginning
Godspeed agent Al
Ahhhh, who care?! 6 inches used to be TOO big anyways. What mattered wasn't the size of the sandwich, but the personality of it!
People tend to forget that 6 inches is really big.
Ignoring the council's motives, Subway isnt decreasing the size of their sandwiches. Its just improper prep when proofing the bread. Most of the time, employees will toss frozen bread in the proofer rather than letting it thaw first, decreasing the size slightly. Source: me as an ex-Subway employee who was told to do that by the people who trained me
subway slowly decreasing the average length.
just watched the video till the end and turns out I predicted the ending
Sure bud
@@eliice1715 not your bud
I swear it's not just subway, everything is getting smaller, but costs more, even woman.
It's happening all over the world.
😂😂😂
This is why y'all need to go metric to start with, 6 inches is 15cm~. Immediately sounds like a lot more, and honestly, metric is sexier than imperial in general 🤷♀️
Not a real conspiracy theory; the best conspiracy theories are the ones so complex and well orchestrated that almost nobody in the world knows or believes them, and yet easy enough to discover that people in their underwear in their basements can put all the pieces together with a few youtube videos.
🤓☝️
Makes you wonder why more American men dont like metric. I mean 8 cm sounds impressive right...
After this video, subway has become my favourite restaurant
I've worked in a subway, and let me tell you, it's not Subway's fault, it's the employee's
As someone who is currently eating subway, and also knows the feeling of having a foot long object in my mouth, i can confirm this video is purely factual
Bro leaked the Subway Conspiracy! Get 'im!
As someone who works at subway, I can assure you that this isn't the case. Please provide me with the name and address of anyone who says otherwise, my "manager" would like to "speak" with them.
That face when the realisation hit him at the end. Just cracked me up😂
Yeah its called skimpflation.
You always make this joke but somehow i didnt see it coming this time 😂
I saw the joke coming as soon as he said "6 inch sandwiches"
sorry man i gotta tell everyone and influence public perception and maybe i got a chance :)
And you know what the scariest part is? It's not just Subway.
It's the chip scandal all over again
And a part of the air smuggling rings
You should see mcdobalds size differencecover the years.
The most measurable and discoverable secret there is
When I found out I was bigger than a 6 inch I was ecstatic… that is until
I noticed it was cut in half
I was just thinking of this yesterday
the council would like a word with you sir
Got a subway ad right after this.
I've watched too much of his stuff I knew the punchline as soon as he said subway.
The next step is to change all rulers and tape measures to smaller ratios
Dude!! There was a subway ad right after this for me!!
Theres no such thing as a coincidence 👁
Delete this right now goddammit!
The real secret is that their bread contains so much sugar it can't legally be called bread in some countries.
As a subway worker this is true my boss would like to speak with you
I will do as many squats as many likes I get i’ll add one
I love that "I understand now sir."
Actually six inches is above average.
Funny because I had an argument with my local sandwich artist recently and she agreed my 6-inch sub was definitely at least 8-inch
*wails in 3.5*
Well, at least I'm honest
We let him go too far this time
The way he said it, it was really a villain voice
Sounds like a spawn issue.
They are also slowly decreasing how long an inch on the tapemeasure is
The smile this man puts on my face 💖😈
This is amazing news
"I understand now sir"
*zips up pants