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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @myglasseskeepslipping
    @myglasseskeepslipping 4 года назад +8983

    After reading some of the spicy takes on Stephanie’s writing deficiencies re: jasper’s confederacy backstory, now I really want to comb through the book(s) for textual evidence and write a story. There is a lot of discourse in this comment section about racism, but as someone who has studied and is studying the period (antebellum to reconstruction-era), simply changing Jasper’s allegiance to the union side would not, necessarily, exonerate him from allegations of past racism except in that he would not be on the side specifically fighting to keep black people enslaved, rather the side that fought to keep dominion over a set of states that wanted to leave. Emancipation was not what union soldiers, generals, or even Lincoln went into the war planning: it was a power move halfway through (a very morally good one, I think we all agree). And occasionally, you see records of Union officers acting in blatantly racist ways-take for example Gen. U.S. Grant, who barred Jewish men from enlisting in one state, I think it was Tennessee but I could be wrong, simply based on his own antisemitic opinions (this was before he was the big guy in charge).
    People have all kinds of reasons to want to enlist during wartime, and while I can’t deny that any way I can spin it Confederate Jasper would be at the very least complicit in the institution of slavery, it’s entirely possible that at the time he would see himself as standing up to a tyrannical government. Does this make confederate jasper less racist or problematic? Not really, given what I know about the situation now. Best case, he was just ignorant/brainwashed. Worst case, he was actively malicious. Either way, it sounds like Steph fucked up by leaving details out that she probably thought were implied. Like a lot of the Cullen backstories, sadly. I think someone in a thread here said that all of the Cullens would, by nature of existing in historical periods, have racist ideologies to unlearn, and Jasper is no exception, he just catches more attention than the others because of his association with the Confederacy.
    I firmly believe that there are two kinds of civil war buffs: those who stan the confederacy (yikes) and those who used to do so when they were young and naïve and thought the war was really about “states rights” (cringe). I have my reasons for thinking this, my own experiences (I’m the latter case, in case anyone was concerned) but I think what can be so appealing about the confederacy as a historical entity are the stories, not about the horrific institution of slavery, but about “southern gentlemen” “fighting for their homes” and such. Of course, it’s all propaganda to distract from what really matters (the fact that slavery is objectively morally wrong), but propaganda is effective when it has an aesthetic that people vibe with. And ultimately, I can’t blame Stephanie for falling for that aesthetic because I fell for it once, too. This wasn’t as big of a discussion in mainstream politics 2007 (though, what do I know, I’m a zillennial) so I can understand why Stephanie might think the confederacy was some long-dead ideology that she could use to emphasize how old Jasper was without needing to go into his character growth beyond that point or how he had to de-programme himself from that way of thinking to exist in the modern world because of course he did that work, it just isn’t as important as Jacob being weird and possessive and petty... I’m getting off topic. My intention was to unpack a little of why we (I) feel what we feel about one of my pet historical eras and the care with which even 160-year-old conflicts need to be treated because we’re still feeling the impact even today.
    (Out of curiosity, if any of you book-readers could tell me what rank jasper had, I’d love to know to further contextualize these opinions.)

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +1738

      I FUCKING LOVE YOU! Seriously thank you so much for contextualizing this even more with your historical knowledge, it is much appreciated!I pretty much agree with everything that you said.
      To add on to it though, I feel like Gone with the Wind is one of the huge pieces of propaganda for like the southern gentlemanly aesthetic. Scarlett O'Hara is a force to be reckoned with and as much as I adore her I can still acknowledge the racism of the rest of the movie. The thing about the south is that both things can be true at the same time. Southerners can be charming and value hospitality but they can also be racist af. Like they are not mutually exclusive.
      Also Jasper was a major in the Texas calvary I think, i'm not sure about his unit but I know he was a major. Any way I loved every word in this comment if you have any more historical insights please feel free to share!

    • @stankylegenthusiast530
      @stankylegenthusiast530 4 года назад +1631

      Damn shawty, you educated as hell

    • @Aelvee
      @Aelvee 4 года назад +884

      How long did it take to write this?? Respect 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

    • @fedora_the_explorer3862
      @fedora_the_explorer3862 4 года назад +208

      ya really went for the whole novel huh?

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 года назад +146

      I really want to read that

  • @cactusmom8203
    @cactusmom8203 4 года назад +8646

    bella: literally punches jacob in the face for kissing her
    jacob: "she wants me"

    • @cheyennecuevas3226
      @cheyennecuevas3226 4 года назад +93

      Just like wasabi productions Richard

    • @LesbieAnne
      @LesbieAnne 4 года назад +195

      literally all men

    • @izzy926
      @izzy926 4 года назад +27

      Cheyenne Cuevas omg exactly what i was thinking lmfaoo

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella 4 года назад +65

      Dude has hearing issues.. OR it's called denial Jacob DENIAL 😂😂😂

    • @ghostface6419
      @ghostface6419 4 года назад +2

      Brittany Pirtle nah

  • @binini623
    @binini623 4 года назад +4909

    I personally think Jasper and Alice should've had more screentime and backstory in the movies, they're adorable

    • @clay4961
      @clay4961 4 года назад +96

      Yep and Carlisle and esme

    • @kadenkardell4368
      @kadenkardell4368 4 года назад +41

      I agree, I'm really hoping midnight sun talk about his family more.

    • @clairew972
      @clairew972 4 года назад +23

      Honestly though- an Alice and Bella romance would be so much better. But yeah, there nearly forgotten

    • @maggierappa417
      @maggierappa417 4 года назад +26

      Same with Rosalie and Emmett. IMO at least

    • @spitfirerat
      @spitfirerat 4 года назад +9

      The books have their backstories

  • @jadeambros
    @jadeambros 4 года назад +5388

    Bella: *rejects Jacob in like different 10 movies
    Jacob: I kNoW sHe'S iN lOvE wItH mE tOo
    honey... no

    • @natran7289
      @natran7289 4 года назад +27

      Jade Ambrósio you’re at 300 likes and im not gonna ruin that so imma just comment that I fucking agree with youuuuuuuuuuuuu baha

    • @yourstruly7086
      @yourstruly7086 4 года назад +107

      So annoying how she always told him she loved Edward not him, and he kept pushing the “I know you love me” bs on her.

    • @stephcharles5792
      @stephcharles5792 4 года назад +68

      But she DID love him ?? There is literally a whole section in the book detailing when she finally comes to terms with her love towards jake, the movies definitely didn’t depict her feelings toward him correctly.

    • @yourstruly7086
      @yourstruly7086 4 года назад +76

      Steph Charles but her feelings towards Jake were more affectionate rather passionate love like she had for Edward. It was clear that she was going to choose Edward over Jacob every time, but he still pushed the idea to them.

    • @walkthedead4966
      @walkthedead4966 4 года назад +35

      But... she actually was in love with Jacob. Bella said it, Edward said, Stephanie Meyers said it. In fact, Meyers was specific enough to say that Bella fell in love with him during the course of New Moon, and that Jacob was right along in saying she was merely refusing to admit it (because she “loves Edward MORE.”)

  • @antytled
    @antytled 3 года назад +1021

    Bella: “Dad, I’m a virgin.”
    Also Bella: *proceeds to try to get those disco balls that same night*

    • @tvojeprezuvky
      @tvojeprezuvky 2 года назад +46

      i WHEEZED

    • @ghost_ai4125
      @ghost_ai4125 2 года назад +30

      WHERES THE LIE THO

    • @Ellie_2518
      @Ellie_2518 Год назад +37

      THOSE DISCO BALLS!! 💀💀💀 WHY WOULD THAT BE TRUE THO

  • @sammmysamsung
    @sammmysamsung 4 года назад +4825

    We deserved to see Jasper and Rose have a better fight scene.

    • @mariakara2419
      @mariakara2419 4 года назад +28

      YES!!!

    • @Hailey-xu1vc
      @Hailey-xu1vc 4 года назад +11

      Samantha Markham for real 😂

    • @no-gp3yt
      @no-gp3yt 4 года назад +9

      Yes we do you are so right!!🙂😁

  • @augustusgloopswag
    @augustusgloopswag 4 года назад +13541

    why are they flirting when bella is dying of hypothermia lmaoooooo

    • @victoriapennell1186
      @victoriapennell1186 4 года назад +352

      this comment made that scene 10000000000000000000x better

    • @lucia-js3ew
      @lucia-js3ew 4 года назад +398

      *Brokeback Mountain has enter the chat*

    • @isabellavalentinacasas9523
      @isabellavalentinacasas9523 4 года назад +35

      @@lucia-js3ew HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @rachelagron3414
      @rachelagron3414 4 года назад +59

      Okay but climbing into the sleeping bag is not how you treat hypothermia?? It's how you CONTRACT it???? So he literally just wanted to cuddle her??

    • @augustusgloopswag
      @augustusgloopswag 4 года назад +194

      @@rachelagron3414 fndldbdidbdi what do you mean contract hypothermia its not a disease??????

  • @hanah4736
    @hanah4736 4 года назад +3656

    “This is the happiest I’ve seen him”
    Robert: *almost gets fired for not smiling enough*

    • @riel8428
      @riel8428 4 года назад +80

      For real???

    • @michellev86
      @michellev86 4 года назад +60

      Riley Lisica yes ma’am

    • @thebeliebertalkshow
      @thebeliebertalkshow 4 года назад +22

      Wait what?

    • @moonmoonface119
      @moonmoonface119 4 года назад +106

      Riley Lisica yeah he was meant to smile way more but he wanted it to be rlly moody, and they almost fired him bc he refused to listen to them trying to make him smile more or something lol

    • @kittengurl220
      @kittengurl220 4 года назад +83

      Lil Plant Kid which is really funny cause in the bloopers and interviews he’s so goofy and joking around

  • @charlotteruby3885
    @charlotteruby3885 4 года назад +4500

    Not me replaying the “my apologies m’mam” part because that is the cutest freaking thing ever and we deserved more jasper and Alice scenes

    • @lyian7
      @lyian7 3 года назад +34

      ma’am*

    • @madisonallen6185
      @madisonallen6185 3 года назад +23

      🤣right!!! I love the scene

    • @oh4539
      @oh4539 3 года назад +64

      IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING CUTEST THING

    • @larabarbatowolf803
      @larabarbatowolf803 3 года назад +82

      alice and jasper are so fucking adorable i can’t- they need a spin off

    • @althealielborja5222
      @althealielborja5222 3 года назад +6

      me the whole day

  • @aquietlyconcernedmarshmall2040
    @aquietlyconcernedmarshmall2040 4 года назад +3102

    Charlie trying to have the “talk” with Bella is literally my favorite scene ever especially in the book she was so MORTIFIED and Edward knew what was gonna happen it was pure comedy

    • @ava-vd5rs
      @ava-vd5rs 4 года назад +60

      THAT SCENE IN THE BOOK IS HILARIOUS

    • @maguita271
      @maguita271 4 года назад +21

      I just remembered that, priceless!! Gosh, I want to read them again.

    • @SwiftlyGay
      @SwiftlyGay 7 месяцев назад +1

      *I* was mortified

  • @selenegarcia138
    @selenegarcia138 4 года назад +4164

    look when jasper says "my apologizes ma'am" it's like really cute

  • @marina.gansey
    @marina.gansey 4 года назад +782

    “thEY HAVE TO LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS” IM WHEEZING

  • @hp1fen
    @hp1fen 3 года назад +2256

    So alice shipped a stolen car from italy to the states? did she drive on the bottom of the ocean? did she carry the car in a backpack? we stan a logistic queen

    • @bellas5140
      @bellas5140 3 года назад +189

      Edward got her the car when they returned from Italy

    • @jessicac2455
      @jessicac2455 3 года назад +52

      they flew, u can see it in the film. and then they stole the car in italy

    • @NoreeenPlays
      @NoreeenPlays 3 года назад +78

      Edward bought her that kind of Porsche as like a thank you gift, I guess. She also reminded him that it was bright yellow. 🤣🤟🏻

    • @Mar-ft9xu
      @Mar-ft9xu 3 года назад +54

      Edward bought it for Alice. He bribed her to babysit Bella whenever he went away, but it didn’t work out, but she got to keep her bribe.

    • @EmilyReign
      @EmilyReign 2 года назад +6

      In the books they shipped the cars around most places they go

  • @tootired8303
    @tootired8303 4 года назад +2521

    No one:
    Alice to Jasper: “Country boy I love youuuu” 😜

  • @kimberleywilliams7802
    @kimberleywilliams7802 4 года назад +673

    Stephanie Meyers not being able to explain all the Wolf quirks: *iTs A wOlF tHiNg*

  • @aimun5255
    @aimun5255 4 года назад +7979

    Charlie: use protection
    Bella: jeez dad you don't need to worry about that!!
    Also Bella: *gets pregnant

    • @tigistaronica6413
      @tigistaronica6413 4 года назад +387

      Then we wouldn’t have had to have seen that dumb cgi baby

    • @maddiecast_
      @maddiecast_ 4 года назад +374

      Not only did she get pregnant right after high school she got pregnant with a demon baby that grows as fast as Edward running

    • @trashgoblin8885
      @trashgoblin8885 4 года назад +207

      At least they were already married

    • @gemimamola7994
      @gemimamola7994 4 года назад +16

      Maddie Claire 😂😂😂😂

    • @bangtanfoxy
      @bangtanfoxy 4 года назад +119

      @@tigistaronica6413 that freaky scrunched up toddler face actually isn’t CGI. That version is an animatronic doll that they tried at first but gave up on because it was too creepy. They nicknamed it Chuckesmee lmao. It was never actually in the final version of the movie.

  • @chandalier8996
    @chandalier8996 3 года назад +300

    “F*ck me, emo boy” is the best way to sum up Bella’s and Edward’s relationship

  • @eva-wh3mm
    @eva-wh3mm 4 года назад +7877

    Let's admit it: jasper and Alice had way more chemistry in the movies that Bella and Edward could ever

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 года назад +186

      Unicornicopia 102 WHERE IS THE LIE THO? sis you’re absolutely right

    • @riel8428
      @riel8428 4 года назад +352

      Bruh their fight scene gave me LIFE

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 года назад +23

      Riley Lisica Lmaooo it was immaculate

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 года назад +36

      tara k that’s so cool! They really are great together....Bella and Edward are fine it’s just....eh

    • @riotgrrl453
      @riotgrrl453 4 года назад +33

      Robert and Kristen were literally together LMAOOO

  • @corydk4834
    @corydk4834 4 года назад +6569

    “It’s a wolf thing” should be a shirt.

    • @Dsstiny
      @Dsstiny 4 года назад +34

      I ordered it on aliexpress

    • @justatransfrog743
      @justatransfrog743 4 года назад +8

      ikr

    • @corydk4834
      @corydk4834 4 года назад +7

      Tatiana that’s even better ngl

    • @mcrwillneverdie
      @mcrwillneverdie 4 года назад +8

      it is a shirt! 😂 I have an old one from torrid

    • @snows12152
      @snows12152 4 года назад +18

      I’ll buy it from LE PUSH. ITS LA PUSH BABY

  • @kiarabarnes5118
    @kiarabarnes5118 4 года назад +1946

    “OMG i love your ring where did you get it?”
    Edward: “It was my moms in the 1800s”
    “Vintage, so adorable 😍”
    Edward: “Thanks!”
    “That is the ugliest effing ring I’ve ever seen”

    • @kadenkardell4368
      @kadenkardell4368 4 года назад +92

      i hated it too!!! if you look at the extended version of eclipse they go over the ring and they had two options before that were super pretty. Than stephine drew up that ugly shit and they made it for her.

    • @izzybdosndbhs9161
      @izzybdosndbhs9161 4 года назад +4

      OMG I LOVE THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @constancekay6144
      @constancekay6144 4 года назад +6

      The ring is okay

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella 4 года назад +13

      I was expecting something seriously dainty and vintage but nope.. That is not it!!!

    • @luciacorbalan3142
      @luciacorbalan3142 4 года назад +4

      Whaaat? I like the ring!!!!!

  • @olivia.mcdonald
    @olivia.mcdonald 4 года назад +941

    The way Jasper says “never turn your back on the enemy” is my favorite thing ever

  • @shes_lovely4006
    @shes_lovely4006 4 года назад +1560

    “iM a ViRgiN dAd!”
    Charlie: 😳👁👄👁😳
    “AnD iM a ViRgo!”
    Jacob: 👁👄👁

  • @kingelias916
    @kingelias916 4 года назад +1554

    jasper: *shows his arms covered in scars* us: oh shoot that’s hot

  • @VillainApologist_
    @VillainApologist_ 4 года назад +2660

    When I was younger, I was thirsty for Edward, now I'm thirsty for Jasper

  • @kellymurcray6942
    @kellymurcray6942 3 года назад +699

    Take a shot every time Jacob says “It’s a wolf thing.”

  • @inniting
    @inniting 4 года назад +3564

    I swear jasper is a HOT country boy

    • @mar.aliashraflo
      @mar.aliashraflo 4 года назад +73

      Yes m’am

    • @brightvcupid5301
      @brightvcupid5301 4 года назад +160

      country boy i love youuuuuu

    • @ale-mn5nx
      @ale-mn5nx 4 года назад +133

      He has the right “yeehaw” energy 🤠🤠

    • @helladaniela
      @helladaniela 4 года назад +57

      Sis, the confederate army is not cute.

    • @Y0GabaGaba500
      @Y0GabaGaba500 4 года назад +33

      @@helladaniela I was just gonna comment this sis😭😭😭 turns out the author is racist oof

  • @kit_kat_hi
    @kit_kat_hi 4 года назад +2192

    Jacob could’ve at least turned into a wolf before snuggling next to Bella Jesus

    • @adriannemichaels5237
      @adriannemichaels5237 4 года назад +73

      But how would he fit into the tent?

    • @youknowwhat6873
      @youknowwhat6873 4 года назад +39

      @@adriannemichaels5237 I'm pretty sure he would be warm enough to not be in need of a tent .

    • @RoyalGuardEziode
      @RoyalGuardEziode 4 года назад +23

      @@youknowwhat6873 it was snowing, and that would mean bella would be on the snowy ground or on wet blankets which is even worse

    • @joslyngilmore7247
      @joslyngilmore7247 4 года назад +22

      I wish Seth would have came in

    • @ringarden3080
      @ringarden3080 3 года назад +10

      He couldve put a shirt on at least

  • @Oof-uq8fx
    @Oof-uq8fx 4 года назад +703

    "aw dude he's flirting"
    Why did this Mark Lee quote get me cackling 💀

    • @artsy._.
      @artsy._. 4 года назад +33

      DUDE I was looking for someone to point it out,, I didn't wanna be the only one dying over it lol

    • @sammy_owo_7357
      @sammy_owo_7357 4 года назад +22

      Oh my god same i was looking for this comment

    • @Unknownmillie137
      @Unknownmillie137 4 года назад +26

      "Ooohhhh
      Check this out check this out
      Hey buddy
      Awwn cmon man
      Aaee-aayy"

    • @nenesdumplings
      @nenesdumplings 4 года назад +3

      dude I cackled so hard at all the kpop, Mark Lee just got me dead

  • @leahmojo2178
    @leahmojo2178 3 года назад +1121

    Yooo I am WHEEZING when Jacob entered the tent with the “heyyyy, heeeyyyy. How y’all doin” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @amishasarkar8564
      @amishasarkar8564 3 года назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I'm crying rn

    • @Graciegray5943
      @Graciegray5943 3 года назад +12

      I'm literally weezing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elvenscar
      @elvenscar 3 года назад +5

      Dude that part had me wheezing at work. It took me tf out. I went back and rewatched it multiple times 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 2 года назад +4

      It was so awkward 😂😂

  • @danpaxton3535
    @danpaxton3535 4 года назад +781

    “That’s so raven” playing when Alice saw into the future KILLED ME

  • @happinessforeverandalways
    @happinessforeverandalways 4 года назад +1867

    i’m glad i’m not the only one who pretends that Jasper was in the Union army instead

    • @alloffor
      @alloffor 4 года назад +169

      @Christian Gaines Same, idk why people are so pressed. I might not be the right person to judge American history, being Polish myself, but he was literally born into that time. It shaped him, he was manipulated by Maria after his turning, but knew better and changed for the better.

    • @tastelesscakes
      @tastelesscakes 4 года назад +62

      iwannadie, y tú?
      Tbh the union army wasn’t that much better 😭 a lot of them didn’t mind slavery

    • @ninaondrakova4350
      @ninaondrakova4350 4 года назад +49

      Lovely Cryptid Lovely Cryptid idk if this is supposed to be a joke and if it is, then I'm sorry for not getting it. I don't think that's being racist lol. It just belongs to the story - Cullens don't like the tribe because they're natural enemies, same goes the other way. I suppose Meyer made vampires pale and white because she just imagined them like that when writing the book. I think it really doesn't have anything to do with racism

    • @sera6128
      @sera6128 4 года назад +16

      Lovely Cryptid Lol, I remember vampires are usually described with pale skin regardless and Bella finds that attractive and describes it as beautiful. Also because the wolves and vampires and really on good terms with each other so no wonder that the Cullens don’t like them.

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +65

      @Christian Gaines This was never about historical accuracy, no one is ignoring history, no one is pretending that the confederate army doesn't exist I have no clue where you got that from. In the video I specifically said that I was ignoring Stephanie's CHOICE to make Jasper a confederate soldier. I did not say that I was ignoring the entire existence of the confederate army.
      Also the people who refuse to believe in or acknowledge the holocaust are typically nazi supporters. You do understand that people hate nazi's BECAUSE of the holocaust right? So why would anyone who hates nazi's ever choose to ignore that the holocaust happened?
      So no, ignoring the confederacy (literally traitors and racists) and ignoring the genocide of millions of jewish people is not at all the same thing. One last point on the erroneous historical accuracy thing, many southerners did defect and join the union so yes it is historically accurate to say that a texan could've joined the union.
      I've said it before to another commentator but the fact that Jasper is a confederate soldier does not have to be a bad thing. In fact it would make sense if every Cullen was racist considering they are all white people who lived during very racist time periods. However, Stephanie Meyer should have then showed that they then educated themselves against their racist beliefs and have them grow and not be so small minded. She did not do this. So no it's not part of his character development since Meyer literally wrote NOTHING about him becoming less racist.
      From what little of his back story there is it is clear that he can have the same character arc even if he was a union soldier. He does not need to be a confederate for Maria to turn him. He does not need to be a confederate for him to kill newborns only to later see how wrong it is and run away from Maria. He could've done all of that as a union soldier. But Stephanie chose to make him a high ranking member of the confederate army.

  • @elizabeththompson8511
    @elizabeththompson8511 4 года назад +411

    I think WE ALL know Rosalie would have decked jasper if given an actual fight scene

  • @Mambo1061
    @Mambo1061 3 года назад +421

    “My apologies ma’am” aka the most romantic moment in the entire series

  • @eincryptid
    @eincryptid 4 года назад +1240

    Jasper was like 16 when he joined the Confederate Army. I like to believe he was just young and believed the propaganda because he didn't know any better, but that he understood the full impact of the war after the fact.

    • @codybaggett5329
      @codybaggett5329 4 года назад +35

      @Michael Cunningham that's exactly what happened.

    • @jaycie2344
      @jaycie2344 4 года назад +111

      THIS! I actually like the backstory because it adds human flaw. It like he’s always been a “monster” (for lack of a better term) even before he was turned. I like to believe it’s something that motivates him to be better, knowing that he was on the wrong side of history. That was poorly explained I feel like but ✨redemption arc✨

    • @daydreams6956
      @daydreams6956 4 года назад +2

      thank you omg

    • @matcha.clouds
      @matcha.clouds 4 года назад +2

      I’m pretty sure they’d like, kill you if you tried to decline. So, it’s not his fault

    • @goofygoober6211
      @goofygoober6211 4 года назад +21

      Jake F it matters because we, as an audience, can NOT dismiss him being in the confederate army as something insignificant/unimportant. it’s important to recognize how wrong it was so that we remember to not dismiss it so easily in future movies/impactful media/entertainment that’s so influential on the youth!! your comment is pretty ignorant lol, it’s like saying ‘why does anyone even care that he was a nazi? stupid 12 year olds just watch the movie’

  • @Chellekathryn
    @Chellekathryn 4 года назад +715

    ECLIPSE HAS THE BEST WIGS OF THE SAGA DONT CHANGE MY MIND (lookin at you daddy jasper)

  • @mankosdream6138
    @mankosdream6138 4 года назад +718

    “my apologies, ma’am.”
    WHEN I TELL YOU MY SEAT GOT SOAKED

  • @shailvikasingh3073
    @shailvikasingh3073 4 года назад +388

    It sucks when I think that Jacob had kissed his Mother in law twice 🤣🤣

    • @Apples765
      @Apples765 2 года назад +8

      Oh no 😬😬😬

    • @wendysessions2581
      @wendysessions2581 2 года назад +2

      uhhhhhh......

    • @lauraluzu
      @lauraluzu 2 года назад +15

      Don’t forget he said “you’ll warm up faster if you took your clothes off” to his mother in law

    • @chaoticgoodclara4979
      @chaoticgoodclara4979 2 года назад +2

      For some reason I thought u meant Renee and went through an emotional roller coaster until I remembered the weird cgi baby

  • @Butterflylobsterclaw
    @Butterflylobsterclaw 4 года назад +1297

    THANK YOU i thought the ring was ugly too but everyone was like “waaa its his moms!!!” like,,,,,,,,,, then his dad had bad taste what do you want me to say!!!

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +195

      the sentiment behind the ring is really sweet but like its so gaudy and huge! Bella could do some real damage if she punched someone with it. Lol maybe that's why he chose it haha

    • @Butterflylobsterclaw
      @Butterflylobsterclaw 4 года назад +12

      Synthetic Rose yes omg i would not be surprised !

    • @AlloLlama
      @AlloLlama 4 года назад +64

      In the book it’s described as “delicate” - the props department missed that clearly

    • @darianrose2195
      @darianrose2195 4 года назад +17

      There's a different version of it out there that looks more like the book description. Idk why they thought the book description meant a modern huge statement ring.

    • @monarch3495
      @monarch3495 4 года назад +4

      I like the ring but that comment is so funny 😂

  • @awolfblood
    @awolfblood 4 года назад +914

    Synthetic Rose: *posts*
    Me: *grabs inhaler from bag in preparation*

    • @mcd4370
      @mcd4370 4 года назад +2

      I have never read something more relatable even if I don’t have asthma, I am wheezing so hard 🤣🤣🤣 can barely breath

    • @amaliarios78
      @amaliarios78 4 года назад +1

      LITERALLY!!!!!

  • @emilymilham9069
    @emilymilham9069 4 года назад +404

    “Permission from the lord” had me CHOKING ON MY POPCORN MA’AM

  • @nicolemalpicar
    @nicolemalpicar 4 года назад +389

    For me it's finding out the actors that played Alice and Jasper liked eachother but never told eachother and found out after she was already engaged to another guy. 🥴

    • @haneulchoi2764
      @haneulchoi2764 3 года назад +11

      Is this real?

    • @Bleachshugo
      @Bleachshugo 3 года назад +9

      This is a thing?? This was real?

    • @KeiLuxe_
      @KeiLuxe_ 2 года назад +43

      @@Bleachshugo yeah it's really its really so sad that they didn't get a chance to confess to each other.

    • @ghost_ai4125
      @ghost_ai4125 2 года назад +11

      so fricking saaaddd damn

    • @jacquelynroe9036
      @jacquelynroe9036 Год назад

      Whaaat?! That makes me so sad!

  • @emmaoftheshire2455
    @emmaoftheshire2455 4 года назад +461

    Edward: “anything it’s yours” Bella asks for something Edward: um no

  • @gwentaylor6830
    @gwentaylor6830 4 года назад +236

    "it's good that they're getting some bonding time before jake becomes his son in law" I nearly spit out my drink

  • @jasminpenaloza1091
    @jasminpenaloza1091 4 года назад +821

    Jasper is just 🥵, prove me wrong.

    • @kristynakoci732
      @kristynakoci732 4 года назад +21

      I can't

    • @mar.aliashraflo
      @mar.aliashraflo 4 года назад +7

      Look at Edward. There proved u wrong. Jk everyone has there own opinion

    • @Evilfuzzl224
      @Evilfuzzl224 4 года назад +76

      Jasper is the hottest one in the family 😅 not gonna lie, I always he looked better then Edward 😂

    • @hyungwonsusedcondom3687
      @hyungwonsusedcondom3687 4 года назад +11

      Heather Ballard Omfg yes

    • @camiladiaz4793
      @camiladiaz4793 4 года назад +15

      Also Jasper saying YES MA’M is 🥵🥵

  • @ericadebeer2048
    @ericadebeer2048 4 года назад +672

    lowkey simping for cowboy jasper. I'm the only one- Okay I'm fine with that.

    • @urmom-uu3de
      @urmom-uu3de 3 года назад +41

      girl same i ALWAYS liked jasper and then when we see him in eclipse? GAH DAYUM

    • @humanthatexists1491
      @humanthatexists1491 3 года назад +4

      Omg though same and his accent is amazing

    • @ayf449
      @ayf449 3 года назад +2

      He's deffinetly the Arizona ranger with the big iron on his hip.

  • @crimson_auror
    @crimson_auror 4 года назад +3564

    Why does everyone clown Edward for wanting to wait until marriage? Like is that so unheard of nowadays? Give the man a rest

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII 4 года назад +280

      Because sexual chemistry is important and does actively factor into how the relationship works? Sex can and does break people up regardless of their marital status.
      Like some people like sex and other people don't (stan for ace folk and folks who can't becuase of medical reasons), because of a variety of reasons, but not knowing until you sign a legal contract, where there are multiple legal implications, seems backwards. Like for real people, there is money, time and effort put into a wedding, combining assets and divorce proceedings. Hisotrically, marriage is mainly about money, controlling women, and insuring an heir be born, not about love.
      To each their own and all, but waiting till marriage is an antiquated tradition at this point in time. If you wanna wait for whatever reason (religion, sharing the loss of virginity together, arranged marriage), good on you but know what you may be getting into.

    • @yippehanako
      @yippehanako 4 года назад +67

      @@kraziiXIII wouldn't you know if you have any interest in having sex or not, though? I knew that I had the desire to before I actually did so wouldn't an ace person be opposite?

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII 4 года назад +102

      @@yippehanako There are a variety of factors that influence sexual and romantic desire. Medications that killed my libido led me to thinking I was grey asexual because I'd been on them for the entirety of puberty and several years down the line. It wasn't until I got off those meds suddenly that I realized I felt sexual attraction. I was 21 by then.
      Some folks don't even have the words to describe what they feel towards sex until they are much much older and already married.
      Sex is so often expected in society that you are told things like "you just havent met the one yet" "did you try foreplay" "maybe you have a hormone issue" "maybe your partner is just bad in bed" "wtf is wrong with you". "Maybe you're just a late bloomer"
      Some folks who are sex replused due to trauma can feel still sexual attraction if they aren't ace. Some ace people have sex because they want closeness to their partners or to have children.
      Asexuality is a spectrum and not all people who are ace realize it until much later in life. Some people know from an early age. It is harder to determine why you have a lack of sexual desire than it is when you determine you have sexual desire.

    • @Jaybirdjinx
      @Jaybirdjinx 4 года назад +173

      I do believe that sexual chemistry can be important but I also believe the gap can be closed by honest communication and a willingness to explore. But to each their own, you make decisions on how your relationship goes and what are your needs. If you can and really want to wait, wait. If you want to have sex before, have it. Edward wants to wait and Bella's ok with that, they at least already have listening part down which is incredibly important. I also really like the subversion that *Edward* is the one that wants to wait and Bella could care less but is still willing to because she loves her vampire boy. I also don't like the clowning on Edward because it shows how people are biased towards dude's being virgins which is antiquated in its own right. I don't think its ok to make fun of somebody's experience or lack of in general. Essay over ':/

    • @douloureux.
      @douloureux. 4 года назад +4

      YES it is

  • @justatransfrog743
    @justatransfrog743 4 года назад +407

    “neva turn yer back on yer enemy“
    life lessons with Jasper

  • @journeyhavard307
    @journeyhavard307 4 года назад +1509

    HOW DOES A VAMPIRE EVEN GET IT UP THEIR BLOOD ISNT RUNNING

    • @sierra_2016
      @sierra_2016 4 года назад +187

      EggsMcMuffin
      They’re skin feels like stone, I think it’s always hard lol

    • @xgise
      @xgise 4 года назад +92

      Poison is meant to be like a catch-all fluid, including replacing blood in erections

    • @judithmurray8220
      @judithmurray8220 4 года назад +31

      @@xgise You mean their venom?

    • @xgise
      @xgise 4 года назад +34

      @@judithmurray8220 yes, that. I didn't read the books in english so I misuse the words sometimes

    • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
      @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 4 года назад +83

      Hold up, so they shootin venom now?
      *I-*

  • @bebesimmons5547
    @bebesimmons5547 3 года назад +471

    No one:
    Edward: *gives Bella ring*
    Bella:
    Synthetic rose: "oof girl i can't, its so ugly"

  • @dystoniacdiaries
    @dystoniacdiaries 4 года назад +3228

    So Stephenie's trying to tell me that Carlisle, being a billionaire couldn't have loaned a boy $20 for a space heater??
    PS The edits had me SCREAMING!!!

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 4 года назад +300

      or those "hand warmer" pouches you can get a pack of for like $1. Get several, stick em in her pockets, socks, hat, gloves and boom she's good.

    • @dystoniacdiaries
      @dystoniacdiaries 4 года назад +138

      @@lkcullen1918 I did a Twilight marathon over the weekend and went on a huge Twitter rant about how Bella should've gotten a job. The things you know when you're older...

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 4 года назад +211

      @@dystoniacdiaries The funny part is that, in the books, she *did* have a job (for a little while, at least). She worked at a sporting goods store, which if I recall correctly is where she got the tent they were staying in lol

    • @satanslily
      @satanslily 4 года назад +198

      @@lkcullen1918 yup, she worked there almost all of eclipse and only quit before the fight with victoria I believe. Thats one thing that has always made me angry was how to movies make bella seem less mature and intelligent than she actually is and made her really awkward. She was just quiet and didn't fit in with other teenagers which is why her and Edward got along, because he didn't either.

    • @emmaebaldwin
      @emmaebaldwin 4 года назад +84

      Dystoniac Diaries she worked at the Newton’s sports store (whatever it was called) throughout New Moon, too. It’s how she paid to fix the motorcycles she took to Jake. Also all the hiking gear were never got to see to find the meadow Edward took her to in the first book/movie. They just cut that out of the movie.. we never saw her hiking with Jake to find the meadow, sadly. Should’ve left that bit in because I had no idea that’s where she saw Laurent until I read the books as an adult.

  • @useth3forceforgood
    @useth3forceforgood 4 года назад +1046

    Book Jacob: moody teen who is just trying to cope with being in love and wolfin' out
    Movie Jacob: r/niceguys

    • @saschabeth1852
      @saschabeth1852 4 года назад +36

      idk how long it's been since you read the books but from what I remember he was even worse in them unfortunately

    • @useth3forceforgood
      @useth3forceforgood 4 года назад

      sunlight lol 😆

    • @goofygoober6211
      @goofygoober6211 4 года назад +5

      sunlight omg wait are you talking about the movies or the books? cause I just finished reading the first twilight book and I want to move onto New Moon soon but Ion wanna cringe with anger if jake is gonna act like a dick😭😭

    • @saschabeth1852
      @saschabeth1852 4 года назад +3

      Carina oh no I’m sorry we’re talking about the books they really do be anger inducing (if you liked the first one tho I think the rest of the series is still worth the read despite Jacob)

    • @nayapatreece6156
      @nayapatreece6156 4 года назад

      sunlight I personally think it was Bella who didn’t give a shit about Jake’s personal decisions. Jacob had a crush on Bella, and she knew this of course and still kept him in an unhappy position. Jacob also knew that Bella didn’t feel the same way, but I felt like Bella should have just left Jacob alone instead of leading him on. In the movie New Moon she literally told Jacob that she didn’t want him to “ stop trying “ ONLY because she wanted to keep him around. Jacob helped by keeping Bella happy which is more than what Edward was doing. Then after she left Jacob to save Edward she’s completely offended because Jacob no longer wanted to talk to her, which is absolutely ridiculous after he spent copious months with her TRYING to make her feel better again after she was deeply depressed. Bella also said in the books plenty of times that she was selfish for keeping Jacob around and putting him in an unhappy position.

  • @Savikelle
    @Savikelle 4 года назад +2264

    I had a massive crush on Edward for years. As an adult that's still there because Robert Pattinson, but shit do I notice Jasper now 😳

    • @eternalypissed
      @eternalypissed 3 года назад +239

      I notice Carlisle now. I do have a thing for DILFs and hot doctors tho LOL.

    • @Savikelle
      @Savikelle 3 года назад +72

      @@eternalypissed yo same, Carlisle is 🤤😍

    • @eternalypissed
      @eternalypissed 3 года назад +78

      @@Savikelle Carlisle is daddy AF

    • @Savikelle
      @Savikelle 3 года назад +21

      @@eternalypissed 100%

    • @skyhope5105
      @skyhope5105 3 года назад +31

      Lol i never crushed on any of these characters.
      And the sexual tention in the movies is high.
      OOF
      The doc is my choice but still feeling like no.

  • @salem7340
    @salem7340 3 года назад +125

    Charlie was most definitely team Alice. I swear he takes her fishing one day and she just absolutely fills the boat with fish

  • @janie3501
    @janie3501 4 года назад +844

    There’s something about Jacob’s voice that I just cannot take seriously....

  • @akjaa6256
    @akjaa6256 4 года назад +199

    Bella: *Is literally dying from hypotermia*
    Edward and Jacob: I will do something, that's called a *pro* move

  • @Sacrimony_
    @Sacrimony_ 4 года назад +365

    Alice and Jasper's relationship is honestly the cutest thing ever

  • @zanaesimmons9705
    @zanaesimmons9705 3 года назад +156

    The face Jasper makes after he says “never turn your back on your enemy” is the best thing ever

  • @christinem4016
    @christinem4016 4 года назад +119

    “Bella is turning into a popsicle and Edward is about to lose it.” 💀💀💀💀

  • @starfusion617
    @starfusion617 4 года назад +703

    The “hey” “how you doin’?” part with Jake in the tent had me CRYING😂😂

  • @ellafoster1421
    @ellafoster1421 4 года назад +1438

    I love Alice and Jasper's "fight" scene.

    • @ckvids7789
      @ckvids7789 3 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @ringarden3080
      @ringarden3080 3 года назад +46

      Thats literally what i want in a relationship they are adorable

    • @anajuliaana6612
      @anajuliaana6612 3 года назад +16

      I WANT THEY TO PLACE THE OTHERS COUPLES

    • @Eponine_Sandon
      @Eponine_Sandon 3 года назад +9

      That fight scene made me bisexual

    • @rubygracemoseley8144
      @rubygracemoseley8144 3 года назад +18

      I call it the “Flirt Fight Scene”

  • @sharontapatuetoa480
    @sharontapatuetoa480 3 года назад +98

    Jasper: don’t loose focus
    Also Jasper: looses focus wit Alice
    (Their relationship is so cute!!)

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 Год назад

      Gross 🤢 I don’t support racists

    • @rachelreii5952
      @rachelreii5952 11 месяцев назад

      Nothing can throw me off my game
      Alice just existing
      Alice throwing him off

  • @cabbagecato
    @cabbagecato 4 года назад +1022

    Petititon to make a movie about Alice and Jasper's love story

    • @dattrashcan2554
      @dattrashcan2554 4 года назад +4

      Camilla Delano yes

    • @kelleenbrx6649
      @kelleenbrx6649 4 года назад +9

      There's a short on it. with Meyer's blessing and Yulin Kuang's Fabulous cinematography ruclips.net/video/mc6XsWqwHV0/видео.html

    • @annethrax20
      @annethrax20 4 года назад +11

      Petition to rewrite the books so that Jasper is a union spy and is a liberal

    • @Autumn-rt8jg
      @Autumn-rt8jg 4 года назад +8

      Or that blonde cousin from alaska, and that long haired guitar player in the last movie

    • @anajuliaana6612
      @anajuliaana6612 3 года назад +1

      I WANT WATCHED THIS MOVIE WITH ASHLEY GREENE AND JACKSON RATHBONE!!!

  • @KL-hr2kj
    @KL-hr2kj 4 года назад +511

    "The Confederate army"
    Oh I see, a Union spy training and "fighting" with the Confederate army, that's a good one, nice one-

    • @codybaggett5329
      @codybaggett5329 4 года назад +42

      No. Just one of the many young boys lied to and tricked by the richest and most powerful southern men, into fighting an absurd war for a wrong cause.

    • @camilaspadaro
      @camilaspadaro 4 года назад +11

      @@codybaggett5329 it was a joke

  • @sugawarasricebowl7886
    @sugawarasricebowl7886 4 года назад +726

    "Does he makeout with your beanies often??" Bruh I'm deaad

    • @filmsbylis
      @filmsbylis 4 года назад +3

      i thought totally the same the 10th time i saw that escene lmaooo

    • @sugawarasricebowl7886
      @sugawarasricebowl7886 4 года назад +2

      @@filmsbylis lmaooo

  • @isabellab-c5351
    @isabellab-c5351 4 года назад +68

    The scene of Bella and her dad having "The Talk" was my favourite scene out of all movies. To me, it was like the only time that Bella really showed any character, and it was actually pretty funny to me.

  • @小美-c7q
    @小美-c7q 4 года назад +261

    Alice didn't keep the porsche that she stole.
    In the book (newmoon)
    Edward said that he would give alice a yellow porsche as a gift.
    And in eclipse he told alice to take Bella hostage for a couple of days while he hunted. And he rewarded her the porsche

    • @prioskasingh5322
      @prioskasingh5322 4 года назад +14

      Thank you so much. I really wanted someone to say that

    • @nokomisnoonan2445
      @nokomisnoonan2445 4 года назад +8

      yeah i was about to say something about that-

    • @rebecccccaaaaaaa
      @rebecccccaaaaaaa 4 года назад +11

      Plus she stole the Porsche in ITALY like how would they get it to Washington

  • @ashleyfaith532
    @ashleyfaith532 4 года назад +188

    “excuse me sir this is a wendy’s please stop” TOOK ME OUT I died

  • @Minxyxxxx
    @Minxyxxxx 4 года назад +242

    Edward really waited for 110 years to get married 😂

    • @Minxyxxxx
      @Minxyxxxx 4 года назад +3

      OMG THANK YOU FOR LIKING BC TWILIGHT IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE AND I WATCH ALL OF THE MOVIES and I’m watching them again, I’m watching breaking dawn part 1. I just youre so funny and my dad got mad because he was sleeping and I was dying lol 😂

    • @repulsethemonkey1396
      @repulsethemonkey1396 4 года назад +9

      And possibly waited 110 years to get laid

    • @user-tg7cn5ms2g
      @user-tg7cn5ms2g 4 года назад +2

      I think the whole “being a vampire” thing complicated things a little bit loll

    • @aiesecvideos6238
      @aiesecvideos6238 4 года назад

      Repulsethemonkey maybe he slept with another vampire

    • @user-cj1sg3vs3o
      @user-cj1sg3vs3o 4 года назад

      That brings us to realise that Bella is 18 and Edward 110 years, bitch WTF

  • @julianneboleyn
    @julianneboleyn 3 года назад +42

    Considering Jasper describes his early life (both human and after) as hateful, angry, full of death, etc. I got the impression that the fact that he was a Confederate soldier was supposed to emphasize the change from what he was raised with and the new, peaceful life he had gained with Alice and the Cullens.

  • @mill-e9771
    @mill-e9771 4 года назад +600

    Just "its strictly for sleeping, gotta save room for jesus" is the best line ever

  • @mtn.alia_
    @mtn.alia_ 4 года назад +146

    “ah dude he’s flirting”I’m dead💀and all of a sudden you hear mark talking

    • @kenyasiamccain8997
      @kenyasiamccain8997 4 года назад +6

      Lol at that moment I was like how did Mark get here 😲

    • @mtn.alia_
      @mtn.alia_ 4 года назад +2

      Kenyasia McCain hahah I swear

  • @Ana-lw6lr
    @Ana-lw6lr 4 года назад +792

    I died at Mark's ah dude he's flirting 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SodaliteSushi
      @SodaliteSushi 3 года назад +29

      Girl I couldn’t breathe💀

    • @brittanyrosie986
      @brittanyrosie986 3 года назад +9

      Me too

    • @nikenorman3558
      @nikenorman3558 3 года назад +10

      And that clip after thoooo, was lowkey expecting to see a squirrel pop up🤣🤣

    • @vfalcon7864
      @vfalcon7864 3 года назад +5

      Me tooooo

    • @athena9836
      @athena9836 3 года назад +7

      I'm wheezinggggg🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamie.lynn004
    @jamie.lynn004 3 года назад +69

    Rosalie was so robbed of screen time during the fight.💀

  • @sofi465
    @sofi465 4 года назад +227

    THE AHS THEME SONG WHEN JASPER TOLD BELLA HE WAS IN THE CONFEDERATE ARMY LMFAOO

  • @tanisha._b9033
    @tanisha._b9033 4 года назад +348

    istg Bella was a 100% awake when Edward and Jacob were having that whole convo

  • @Crabbypattty
    @Crabbypattty 4 года назад +245

    The voice effect on “I’m a virgin” sent me🤣🤣

  • @Cazam217
    @Cazam217 4 года назад +220

    Tbh, I thinm watching those "sex" scenes, and the scenes that came close were the reason I'm asexual ...

    • @azula9830
      @azula9830 3 года назад +2

      omg same

    • @amyturner2034
      @amyturner2034 3 года назад +16

      I’m pretty sure that’s also why Kristen Stewart is a lesbian lol.

    • @azula9830
      @azula9830 3 года назад +8

      @@amyturner2034 for real. Especially the pregnant scenes. I always knew she was lesbian in twilight even tho I don't know much about her. I think the pregnancy scenes are traumatizing

    • @Mel-lb3zo
      @Mel-lb3zo 3 года назад +4

      I remember being like damn why do y'all wanna crawl on each other bones so badly, I don't see the appeal like just watch a movie or soemthing? geez this ain't normal 😃 it's too much and now I know I'm asexual so hey ho😎🤌🏳️‍🌈✨

    • @libragoddess98287
      @libragoddess98287 3 года назад +1

      @@amyturner2034 i believe she's bisexual

  • @christinem4016
    @christinem4016 4 года назад +247

    Omg “I’m a virgo!!” Jenna Marbles has entered the chat

  • @Jastmoor
    @Jastmoor 4 года назад +2238

    Let's just be honest... Those edits are more entertaining then the actual movies😂

  • @juliee4868
    @juliee4868 4 года назад +221

    2:08 it took me a second to realize that's not actually part of the movie😂😂 mark really goes around life giving us these perfect lines

  • @bristim9847
    @bristim9847 4 года назад +90

    "eclipse is the powerhouse of cell"
    Meanwhile mitochondria: am I a joke to you?

  • @Jk-rg4zd
    @Jk-rg4zd 4 года назад +210

    6:13 "oh girl, that's ugly"
    Me : what do you expect from a 104 year-old old school vampire. He's not modern, he's ancient lol.

    • @_jules_785
      @_jules_785 4 года назад +12

      He’s and I quote ‘old school’

    • @galaxy7525
      @galaxy7525 3 года назад +6

      My aunt has a ring like that, but with black jewels ........
      it still ugly

  • @claire-yn2zi
    @claire-yn2zi 4 года назад +125

    AND THERES MARK
    "he's flirting!"
    ...and talking to a squirrel

  • @Ty-mu7gl
    @Ty-mu7gl 4 года назад +205

    5:18 "They have to leave room for Jesus" OK THAT SENT ME OUT

    • @lExN34
      @lExN34 4 года назад

      Times I wish vampires could go to heaven......Edward would be there for sure😏

  • @minlvvs
    @minlvvs 4 года назад +134

    2:07
    ''ah dude he's flirting~'' mark sweety, what are u doing here? lmao

  • @isabellagarcia1655
    @isabellagarcia1655 4 года назад +313

    FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO PRETENDS JASPER WAS A UNION SOLDIER

    • @kaitlyndavis6074
      @kaitlyndavis6074 4 года назад +1

      The Confederacy wasn't racist

    • @lunasmith9367
      @lunasmith9367 4 года назад +32

      Kaitlyn Davis am I being whooshed? 😭 please don’t tell me the confederates weren’t racist part of what they were fighting for was literally the right to own slaves

    • @isabellagarcia1655
      @isabellagarcia1655 4 года назад +18

      Luna Smith ha name kaitlyn of course she’d try to defend the confederates

    • @kaitlyndavis6074
      @kaitlyndavis6074 4 года назад +6

      @@lunasmith9367 Union was racist too tho. I'm saying it's not just the Confederacy that was racist. U.S. Grant (The Union General) was also a racist against Jews and other nationalities. I'm from New York so please feel free to try and call me a Southern Hick

    • @kaitlyndavis6074
      @kaitlyndavis6074 4 года назад +1

      @@isabellagarcia1655 damn with a name like Taegi of course you're a misinformed idiot

  • @cutie3i4
    @cutie3i4 4 года назад +104

    *I wasn’t asking for permission* “He seems to be doing that a lot recently” I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER.

  • @katebandy3085
    @katebandy3085 4 года назад +407

    this has no business being this funny, I haven't been in the fandom for 3 years and I am ROLLING

  • @angiekelley9038
    @angiekelley9038 3 года назад +148

    Y'all crying over Jasper being a Confederate while I'm just sitting over here like, "Y'all didn't say a word about Bill from True Blood being a Confederate."

    • @shantelgoated
      @shantelgoated 3 года назад +60

      Nor Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries. 💀

    • @riskiersneeze
      @riskiersneeze 3 года назад +9

      @@shantelgoated did you no that the actor of Rosalie and the actor of Damon got married?

    • @-AnNz-
      @-AnNz- 3 года назад +3

      EXACTLY

    • @Angelnychole
      @Angelnychole 2 года назад +4

      I think the reason everyone loses their shit over jasper being a confederate is because SM didn’t give too much background nor did she give us any character development or more insight into the ‘side’ characters like jasper. Damon from Tvd deserted because he didn’t believe in what they were fighting for plus Damon was the main character of his show, same with Bill though I didn’t watch true blood that often so i don’t really know his story.

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 Год назад

      The real question is why are you deflecting and trying to defend a confederate? 🤡

  • @megatrongriffin98
    @megatrongriffin98 4 года назад +105

    “what’s not clickin? WHAT’S NOT CLICKIN?!” IM CRYING

  • @mariepayann
    @mariepayann 4 года назад +515

    Its obvious that Taylor Laughtner or however you spell his last name was still so young in the scene where he was holding bella. Like fully sharkboy and lavagirl only came out 2-3 years before this 👀👀 he had to do alot of growing up for these movies

    • @zaydenfalls8792
      @zaydenfalls8792 4 года назад +31

      Yea he was like 15 in twilight

    • @user-kk3bg1dc6p
      @user-kk3bg1dc6p 4 года назад +39

      Zayden Falls 15- w h a t

    • @marianaamor6319
      @marianaamor6319 4 года назад +44

      5 years. Shark Boy and Lava Girl was 2005, Eclipse was 2010
      Edit: Taylor is 28, so he would've been 18 in this movie.

    • @caits._cam
      @caits._cam 4 года назад +4

      HOLD UP- NO WAY I-

    • @marianaamor6319
      @marianaamor6319 4 года назад +15

      @@caits._cam He was 18. Taylor is 28 and Eclipse came out in 2010, so he would've been 18

  • @blxopium
    @blxopium 4 года назад +471

    “getting bonding before jacob becomes his son in law”
    “don’t let your self hatred feed into his delusions”
    “on god, we go get you a therapist”
    I AM CHOKING, PLEASE

  • @moth8212
    @moth8212 4 года назад +45

    bro, I showed my friend twilight for the first time and the way she described Jacob was and I quote "A whiny puppy who lost his favorite toy" the toy is a metaphor for Bella.

  • @marina.gansey
    @marina.gansey 4 года назад +295

    this is the only thing keeping me sane right now, honestly

    • @camiladiaz4793
      @camiladiaz4793 4 года назад +2

      I think the fandom came back for better and to not go insane

  • @joelmalacara80
    @joelmalacara80 4 года назад +235

    When she leaves music titles as END credits. So we don’t STRUGGLE. Pop off sis✨✨✨❤️❤️❤️

  • @brianaliu3251
    @brianaliu3251 4 года назад +1151

    HEART EYES AT MY APOLOGIES MA’AM
    also you’re getting source material from the books themselves now? Got ourselves a gentleman and a sCHoLaR

    • @jennjenn3134
      @jennjenn3134 4 года назад +18

      We don't deserve Synthetic Rose 😩👏

    • @gingahsnixx
      @gingahsnixx 4 года назад +1

      is that a quote from theater class 😳

  • @ariadnedealmeida8492
    @ariadnedealmeida8492 3 года назад +23

    6:16 Robert looks so teary in this scene because of the lenses that it gives the idea that Edward would literally cry a river if Bella said no again

  • @thisnightsrevels9605
    @thisnightsrevels9605 4 года назад +330

    2:43
    Jasper: "I was confederate"
    Bella: "You were confederate??"
    Jasper: "I got better"

    • @leenaleewitch3731
      @leenaleewitch3731 4 года назад

      But lots of cases confederate soldiers were conscripted so..

  • @rockfacts3235
    @rockfacts3235 4 года назад +355

    Stephanie Myers is a Mormon so you can see where the “till marriage” comes from

    • @birdie8663
      @birdie8663 4 года назад +19

      Rock Facts I didn’t know that but it makes a lot more sense now lol

    • @amme1000
      @amme1000 4 года назад +12

      My Mormon parents will love that

    • @coldcovoi5408
      @coldcovoi5408 3 года назад +19

      But like. Is that honestly such a bad thing? If she’s uncomfortable writing that stuff that’s her decision really. Sorry, I just really don’t know why people say Edward wanting to wait is such a bad thing.

    • @katyperryland7902
      @katyperryland7902 3 года назад +5

      @@coldcovoi5408 it's not. .. Idk why the people reacts like that

    • @kyroking9934
      @kyroking9934 3 года назад +5

      I appreciate that she did that

  • @olliehernandez3934
    @olliehernandez3934 4 года назад +52

    "It's strictly for sleeping tho. They have to leave room for Jesus."
    I HOLLERED.