It’s eclipse time babey!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
  • I'm finally back! Sorry for making you guys wait so long, I've been pretty busy. I recently got accepted into my dream college and it turns out the admissions process has a ton of paper work lol.
    It's near finals week for me and probably for some of y'all as well so hopefully this video can give you guys a nice fun break before you get back to studying.
    If you would like to get more involved in the twilight fandom or even make friends with similar interests, please check out the Twilight Renaissance on tumblr!
    I just want to say thank you so much for all of the support, everyone is so nice in the comments, and I can't believe my Edward video has over a million views now!!! Thanks again, I'll begin working on the rest of the eclipse series when finals week is over. Stay safe everyone!
    [Footage]
    0:01 - Loona TV #139
    0:42 - Jenna Marbles "I'm a disco ball"
    2:14 - Britney Broski & Sarah Schauer "Post Quarantine Laws We'd Propose"
    2:53 - Loona TV #358
    3:12 - Spider Man 3
    3:32 and 3:34 and 6:50 - Oprah famous car give away
    4:31 - Drag queens silently sipping drinks _ Drag Race ASMR
    5:19 - Parks and Rec
    5:36 - "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" Austin Parrish
    5:43 - Stranger Things
    7:48 - "It was a cultural reset" Rose Mcgowan
    7:58 - When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!
    9:38 - Tiffany Pollard "I'm so powerful my mind ugh it amazes me sometimes"
    9:54 - Coco Montrese "Get her jade!"
    10:16 - Harrison Ford "baby boy baby"
    [Music]
    0:07 and 5:37 - "Do the hustle" Van McCoy
    0:13 - "Eclipse" Kim Lip
    0:44 and 7:05 - "mii music"
    1:10 - "I can hear the bells" Hairspray
    1:34 and 2:33 - "Take a Bow" Rihanna
    1:44 - "Tomfoolery" sponge bob
    2:03 - "Able Sisters" animal crossing new horizons
    2:24 and 9:56 - "Chiraq" Nicki Minaj ft lil herb
    2:36 - seungkwan kim bap video
    2:53- UUUHHHNNN "censorship"
    3:28- "The Boys Are Back" High School Musical
    3:37and 5:50 - "wii shop music"
    4:30- "Only" Nicki Minaj
    4:48 and 8:16 - "Re tail" animal crossing new leaf
    6:30 - "kill bill ironside sirens"
    7:27 - "stupid" Ashnikko ft. Yung Baby Tate
    10:10 - "grass skirt chase" sponge bob
    10:27- Hannah Montana transition
    10:41 - "Like a G6" Far East movement
    10:53 - "Anaconda" Nicki Minaj x "Re Tail" ac new leaf REMIX by bananabutt on soundcloud

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  • @SyntheticRose
    @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +1730

    All time codes and songs are in the description :)
    if there are any errors, please let me know!

    • @raybear1135
      @raybear1135 4 года назад +19

      Will u b doing a sequel to this

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +38

      @@raybear1135 of course! I have so much of the movie left to edit so there's gonna be a few more parts :)

    • @raybear1135
      @raybear1135 4 года назад +14

      @@SyntheticRose I can't wait u r so amazing and awesome

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +7

      b x b y m o o n uuum sure if you want? I’ve never done this before soooo everybody go check out b x b y m o o n’s channel! they update far more frequently than I do hahaha

    • @mariakara2419
      @mariakara2419 4 года назад +5

      here to stay HOLY SHIT these are fucking golden dude!! like wtf i actually love these & your humor!! 🤩🤯👏🏼 also you made me read the first book & i read it in four days & wow!! finally did it and now i have to read the rest...

  • @sleepyghostgirl
    @sleepyghostgirl 4 года назад +10185

    I like how bella is like totally ready to give up her humanity, her soul, everything about her mortal life to be with edward but marriage is where she draws the line

    • @misspopcoin2204
      @misspopcoin2204 4 года назад +429

      What was up with that??? It can't have been just because she was scared people would think she was pregnant.
      Even when she was walking down the aisle, she looked terrified.

    • @neftalicortez2625
      @neftalicortez2625 4 года назад +655

      She didn't wanna get married she just wanted to get some vampire ass

    • @alexandrar4572
      @alexandrar4572 4 года назад +86

      @@neftalicortez2625 YES💀👏👏

    • @MissSilver355
      @MissSilver355 4 года назад +118

      I think she thought she was too young

    • @dreyadakid3840
      @dreyadakid3840 4 года назад +466

      She didn’t want to get married because she saw how her parents marriage ended badly and basically viewed marriage as a jinx, it’s stated in the books

  • @lapinchegato4904
    @lapinchegato4904 4 года назад +3183

    I FORGOT HOW SCARY EDWARD LOOKS WHEN HES MAD THOSE BLACK EYES ARE ALSHISVV

    • @jennjenn3134
      @jennjenn3134 4 года назад +175

      Okay but like also hot

    • @ashleejones8217
      @ashleejones8217 4 года назад +35

      Jenn Jenn he looks like an alien lol

    • @dinouwip.2733
      @dinouwip.2733 4 года назад +17

      @@ashleejones8217 I WHEEZED 💀

    • @ashleejones8217
      @ashleejones8217 4 года назад +6

      P e b b l e s haha thanks.
      ...
      But it’s true, am I right?!

    • @eros-arcana
      @eros-arcana 4 года назад +2

      Lol no, he really doesn't, like not scary at all tbh😹

  • @sydneymccaskey4350
    @sydneymccaskey4350 3 года назад +1887

    I love how Edward says “if you ever touch her against her will again “
    Instead of saying “don’t kiss my girl”
    AN ACTUAL KING 👑

    • @beckyweiss6072
      @beckyweiss6072 3 года назад +119

      90% sure that’s Rob’s doing. Edward in the books claims he does the things he does for her “protection” but lbr it’s 💯 him being possessive af. They tweaked Eclipse a lot in the movies and it’s bc they needed to. The whole book is nothing but red flags for an abusive relationship when it comes to both Edward and Jacob’s dynamics

    • @itsdrea2353
      @itsdrea2353 2 года назад +81

      @@beckyweiss6072 From my memory, the book states that before he went “vegetarian” the only people he used to kill were rapists and murderers. I think book Edward was even less aggressive than the movie counterpart. It was always emphasized that he cares about two things; Bella’s safety and Bella’s happiness.

    • @08saanvihaleangadi42
      @08saanvihaleangadi42 2 года назад +9

      I frel like u need an Oscar for saying this
      I agree to what u said

    • @chaewsyun_
      @chaewsyun_ 2 года назад

      IKRRRR

    • @Crimson19977
      @Crimson19977 Год назад +4

      @@beckyweiss6072 lol what do u expect in a vampire and a human relationship. Of course it gonna be doomed from the beginning and a lots of red flags.

  • @X0TrueAlpha0X
    @X0TrueAlpha0X 4 года назад +792

    When ever Jasper pops into a scene it gets 100x more interesting

  • @eva-wh3mm
    @eva-wh3mm 4 года назад +3417

    Can we all just agree that seth is a national treasure

    • @ily2976
      @ily2976 3 года назад +21

      Y e s

    • @ning_dungie
      @ning_dungie 3 года назад +18

      *y e s*

    • @baileyshort2784
      @baileyshort2784 3 года назад +9

      y e s

    • @_Starzy
      @_Starzy 3 года назад +7

      *_Y e s_*

    • @meisrat4004
      @meisrat4004 3 года назад +21

      Yeah when he “died” in the last movie I almost started crying lol

  • @thiccbexi5417
    @thiccbexi5417 4 года назад +4776

    the whole "we stan a man who respects consent" is just utterly attractive to me? like the bar is SO LOW, but his aggressiveness towards her consent is just UGh

    • @MR-nt1bd
      @MR-nt1bd 4 года назад +125

      I think his aggressiveness is more jealousy/anger

    • @Ashley-Lopez
      @Ashley-Lopez 4 года назад +6

      Same tbh...

    • @AnonJess
      @AnonJess 4 года назад +296

      @@MR-nt1bd His whole character is about making sure Bella is 1. Safe and 2. Happy. Yes he's jealous of Jacob, but that's kind of to be expected when he's trying to mack on Bella 24/7??? But it really pissed him off that Jacob kissed her without her consent because it made her 1. Unsafe and 2. Unhappy.

    • @ahaha6961
      @ahaha6961 4 года назад +79

      @@MR-nt1bd ehhh, maybe in the movies it might seem that way, but in the book bella actually asks if hes so aggressive (to Jacob) bc of jealousy but he says its 100% about her safety for him

    • @myjjk
      @myjjk 3 года назад +109

      @@MR-nt1bd tw// non-con
      I’m late but I just wanted to say that he’s actually very respectful of consent, there’s a scene in the books (and the movies, I think Eclipse but I’m not quite sure) where he admits he used to kill rapists and murders to feed himself. So, yeah, I don’t think it’s jealousy. He is a decent person

  • @kxena2913
    @kxena2913 4 года назад +379

    I never realized how much I loved Emmet’s himbo energy holy shit

  • @amber2616
    @amber2616 4 года назад +335

    7:03 totally agree! Charlie has some weird moments in the books that really walk over Bella's decisions regarding her friends and relationships. He often encouraged jake to pursue Bella even thought Bella said multiple times that SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT

    • @patiencewallace8453
      @patiencewallace8453 3 года назад +29

      I think it’s because he liked Jake more. He really disliked Edward- with good reason. It’s just the parent in him wanting the best from his daughter even if it isn’t great

  • @Ana-ldqm
    @Ana-ldqm 4 года назад +5695

    Sorry, but Charlie is the cutest twilight character. He’s like 24/7 proud of Bella.

  • @RedHairedRiot
    @RedHairedRiot 4 года назад +4206

    Wait so you’re telling me...the camera specifically panned to Jasper...when Anna Kendrick said “cowboy”?....
    They knew what they were doing

    • @lenora-yoder
      @lenora-yoder 4 года назад +118

      part of me was like... was Alice a rockstar at some point???

    • @e.k.d6181
      @e.k.d6181 3 года назад +52

      @@lenora-yoder OMG! It can be! She doesnt remember her past obviously, when she is found but she can be some kind of important person. And her personality suits very well with a rock star

    • @kieranewman2030
      @kieranewman2030 3 года назад +23

      @@e.k.d6181 thats where she gets her fashion sense

    • @0001-exe
      @0001-exe 3 года назад +7

      Wait, i dont get this

    • @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy
      @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy 3 года назад +14

      @@0001-exe I think is cause jasper is texan

  • @dallas.tg18
    @dallas.tg18 3 года назад +186

    Edward: “let me give you a clue, wait for her to say the words.”
    Me: **internally screaming**

  • @persefoniajax
    @persefoniajax 2 года назад +64

    All the Jasper jokes were great! Eclipse was 100% Jasper's peak.

  • @haannaahkaylee
    @haannaahkaylee 4 года назад +2623

    my serotonin has RISEN

  • @harushouse
    @harushouse 4 года назад +5530

    THE THREE OF THEM WERE ALL TOXIC. Jacob is all like "you DO like me you're just not sure what you want" and Edward is like "hi I love you. But don't speak to me ever. I can't stay away from you. I'm gonna kill myself if you leave me" and Bella is just obsessed with Edward and dying

    • @bella-nina
      @bella-nina 4 года назад +57

      ikr😳😂

    • @KittyKat15222
      @KittyKat15222 4 года назад +280

      Edward gaslights her as well. Jacob is just WAY too in love with her. I’m team Jacob but he NEEDS to stop-

    • @harls_974
      @harls_974 4 года назад +92

      @@KittyKat15222
      SMEYER RUINED HIM-

    • @KittyKat15222
      @KittyKat15222 4 года назад +38

      I Don't Care That You Broke Your Elbow its so sad 😔✊

    • @harushouse
      @harushouse 4 года назад +13

      @Pyotr V wait really? I thought that was only for vampires when it involved blood 😯

  • @leshejulies3527
    @leshejulies3527 4 года назад +514

    Jacob kissing Bella without her consent and continuing to persue her even after she made it clear that she wasn't interested in him will NEVER be okay. But let's also not forget that Bella was ready to give up her mortality literally her soul to be with Edward and Eddie did some shady things too. That's why Im neither Team Edward nor Team Jacob.
    P.S The Twilight series would be so much cooler if they did a remake but from the Quileutes perspective!

    • @zaydenfalls8792
      @zaydenfalls8792 3 года назад +2

      Right I wanna see the quileutes get slaughtered by the children of the moon we never seen them cause there all was killed

    • @fiaa.6539
      @fiaa.6539 3 года назад +2

      What shady things did edward do?

    • @zaydenfalls8792
      @zaydenfalls8792 3 года назад +12

      @@fiaa.6539 I think he mean like stalking her

    • @zaydenfalls8792
      @zaydenfalls8792 3 года назад

      @Sunny Unathi what you mean

    • @zaydenfalls8792
      @zaydenfalls8792 3 года назад +4

      @@a.p738 one because her self preservation stat is 1. 2.Bella is a Mary sue she can do what she want and have no repercussions like she's his singer but somehow he's able to resist her blood i call bullshit he should've drained her after James bit her and lastly she hated being human and was selfish, all the times she asked Edward to change her knowing she will have to fake her death

  • @jadeabailey7371
    @jadeabailey7371 4 года назад +94

    "The Volturi- still love capes despite edna mode's warnings" THE INCREDIBLES Lol

  • @littlearies3862
    @littlearies3862 4 года назад +2480

    Seth is a baby and deserves to be protected from everything. The fact that a lot of fans make him and Edward be in a brotherly-best-friend relationship makes me so happy.

    • @tahlia1904
      @tahlia1904 3 года назад +7

      yes ikr

    • @mochwoch
      @mochwoch 2 года назад +17

      SETH SUPREMACY 💕💪💪✨😍🥺

    • @filo4854
      @filo4854 2 года назад +6

      I love Seth but him being boo boo Stewart complicates things 😟

    • @littlearies3862
      @littlearies3862 2 года назад +1

      @@filo4854 Why? What happened?

    • @mochwoch
      @mochwoch 2 года назад

      @@filo4854 HELP- THIS IS FAX

  • @aidahehir9429
    @aidahehir9429 4 года назад +2379

    Seth is literally the cutest and underrated byee

  • @lanai7875
    @lanai7875 4 года назад +186

    Just relaized Rosalie is Damon Salvatores baby mama

    • @yespls4184
      @yespls4184 3 года назад +12

      A truly iconic couple

    • @ringarden3080
      @ringarden3080 3 года назад +10

      Vampires always find love within thyselves lamoaaooaoa

  • @nickifieldhouse4337
    @nickifieldhouse4337 3 года назад +21

    I’m so glad to see Seth getting the recognition he deserves, I love him so much.

  • @xxan4716
    @xxan4716 4 года назад +1455

    From now on, ‘Edward loves musicals’ is the ONLY Twilight discourse I will subject myself to.

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +141

      He’s probably been to Broadway a bunch of times and has seen every version of phantom of the opera lol

    • @leilamonahan
      @leilamonahan 4 года назад +21

      @@SyntheticRose YESSSS PHANTOM GANGGGG

    • @morningradio3116
      @morningradio3116 4 года назад +18

      @@leilamonahan he was probably jelly he couldn't be the inspiration for the original phantom

    • @lula1626
      @lula1626 4 года назад +3

      😅

    • @lula1626
      @lula1626 4 года назад +2

      @@SyntheticRose ah

  • @lynxqueen2262
    @lynxqueen2262 4 года назад +1731

    Bella: I'm Switzerland
    Emmet: *In the background* I CALL FRANCE
    Bella: wtf that's not how that works
    Emmet: *bursts in with an old Renaissance suit* I'M FRANCE

    • @estantedaisa
      @estantedaisa 4 года назад +46

      this really happend I was there

    • @ghoulsanddarts9601
      @ghoulsanddarts9601 4 года назад +14

      Lynx Hufflepuff gurl i see you every where and i just wanna say:
      *youre AMAZING*

    • @lynxqueen2262
      @lynxqueen2262 4 года назад +5

      @@ghoulsanddarts9601 aww thanks!!

    • @eunicelemus4879
      @eunicelemus4879 4 года назад +7

      Peak comedy, my friend.

    • @lynxqueen2262
      @lynxqueen2262 4 года назад +4

      @@eunicelemus4879 XD

  • @fani437
    @fani437 3 года назад +35

    2:36 lol Seungkwan's "Oh MY GOSH! WHT ARe U zoING now? Are you kidding me?"
    And yasss LOONA at the beginning *chef's kiss* Haseul and Heejin wholesome cuties
    10:21 Johnny's "dISgUsTINg" lol

  • @DANIELA-iw1zb
    @DANIELA-iw1zb 3 года назад +44

    4:26 “if it bothers you so much you can buy him one with daddy’s money” I’m dying after that scene

  • @n00bjack
    @n00bjack 4 года назад +4627

    FINALLY SOMEONE CALLS JAKE OUT FOR BEING A "NICE GUY" (probs cause we all finally grew up and realised how creepy it was lol)

    • @jorcilainedamasceno5501
      @jorcilainedamasceno5501 4 года назад +150

      Nope, when I read the book at 11 I LITERALLY broke down crying because my mom was siding with Jacob and I thought that she would react just like Charlie in the books if someone acted like Jacob acted in the movie/book. And she said “it’s just a movie”

    • @aximaysosa8885
      @aximaysosa8885 4 года назад +208

      Ugh I loved him so much in the first and second book but then after that he started being a douche and forcing himself on Bella. That forced kiss was disgusting. He basking in the moment for himself even though he could tell she wanted nothing to do with it. When she went limp because she realized she couldn't get him off of her, I almost puked.

    • @jessparras9472
      @jessparras9472 4 года назад +170

      He forced her to kiss him TWICE. utterly disgusting. In the book when he kisses her the first time, she pushes him away but it seems to only spur him on and so he kisses her again aggressively and she just goes limp and numb. Then later near the tent he says he will literally let himself be killed if she doesnt kiss him which is somehow even worse. Hes nasty I dont vibe with Team Jacob people

    • @ilselopez2311
      @ilselopez2311 4 года назад +62

      When I was like 13 I was all team Jacob and even thought the forced kiss scene was kinda hot. Then I grew up and realised Jacob was a real asshole. Both of them were, but Edward is slightly better than Jacob.

    • @Zombina638
      @Zombina638 3 года назад +1

      Amira no

  • @mimienchanted9339
    @mimienchanted9339 4 года назад +697

    "edward will remain in sad boy mode until bella's return" is basically the entire series summarized loollllllll edit: I ALDSJ/DS LOST IT AT THE JACOD NICEGUY FEDORA ICON AT 6:14 HIS DIALOGUE REALLY DOES READ LIKE SHITTY TEXTS OMGGG

  • @TheCousinTrio
    @TheCousinTrio 4 года назад +89

    This video is funny but Jacob is the main reason Eclipse is my least favorite book/movie. I hate how his character went from sweet and innocent friend to ‘nice guy’ in the friendzone. Bella made it clear to him multiple times that she wasn’t interested in him in a romantic way and he just ignored her. I also really hated him in Breaking Dawn, especially when he basically rubbed it in her face that he ‘imprinted’ on her new born baby.

    • @Nil-tz6gy
      @Nil-tz6gy Год назад

      She shouldn've maimed him for that

  • @vanillacoffeeaddict
    @vanillacoffeeaddict 4 года назад +49

    5:04 just listen closely to seths little squeek it’s so cute🥺❤️

    • @jojihye
      @jojihye 2 года назад

      omg i jus heard it!! so cute hwofkcjcn even more in love w him HAHAH

  • @obsidionyx
    @obsidionyx 4 года назад +2170

    honestly edward's sideburn distracted me the whole movie

    • @jazzh8211
      @jazzh8211 4 года назад +18

      OMG SAME

    • @MaeveIsConfused
      @MaeveIsConfused 4 года назад +88

      Theyre a fucking disgrace

    • @kingtoph86
      @kingtoph86 4 года назад +52

      Desgostang

    • @samaira.mishra
      @samaira.mishra 4 года назад +13

      EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @seriouslyok
      @seriouslyok 4 года назад +58

      omfg, i literally fking hated his sideburns in eclipse, they were so hairy and YIKES 💀

  • @sandradelgadoleon1868
    @sandradelgadoleon1868 4 года назад +1878

    Idk why no one mentions how wholesome all Seth and Edward’s interactions are I live for that shit ( also when Emmet and Embry defended each other on the fight after fighting when chasing Victoria gave me life)

  • @anxiousbean1685
    @anxiousbean1685 4 года назад +75

    I love how they switched Victoria to Bryce Dallas Howard as if we wouldn’t notice. I remember watching Eclipse for the first time and thinking Wait what the heck

    • @yespls4184
      @yespls4184 3 года назад +12

      Right?! She's a good actress but she gives a WHOLE different vibe to the character

  • @AndreaSalgado-dc7rq
    @AndreaSalgado-dc7rq 4 года назад +45

    When you realize why you are so awkward with guys is because you grew up with thinking that the whole twilight series with Bella and Edwards relationship was normal

    • @jewelj3069
      @jewelj3069 2 года назад +2

      Omg I used to love girly stuff but I watched this and I started hating girly stuff and start behaving awkwardly around guys NOW EVEN IF I WANT I CAN'T BEHAVE Normally around guys nd I can't wear girly stuff bcz I don't know how to behave/ handle the stuff🤦

  • @isabellatigner3058
    @isabellatigner3058 4 года назад +586

    the jake text messages SENT ME 😭😂😂😂

  • @raefridley
    @raefridley 4 года назад +1881

    bruh you already know the Cullens got bullied for their jewelry

    • @salemvoneverick6688
      @salemvoneverick6688 4 года назад +11

      Bars

    • @mavisnightwell
      @mavisnightwell 4 года назад +38

      Forgot Edward's disco ball skin lol, they jelly that he unicorn.

    • @vee9757
      @vee9757 4 года назад +11

      They are jewelry lmao it sounded funny in my head

  • @s.iyanaa
    @s.iyanaa 4 года назад +71

    Leah need soooo much more love, and she doesn’t get enough screen time either :(

  • @MsRosekat
    @MsRosekat 3 года назад +11

    I'm so glad gen Z is revisiting this and coming correct with C O N S E N T

  • @itselada
    @itselada 4 года назад +480

    "jasper would love that cowboy hat" killed me

  • @raysamayta900
    @raysamayta900 4 года назад +838

    I STAN Seth and Leah , they deserved so much better 💓

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +72

      The Clearwater family holds a special place in my heart 💕

    • @Melmeltheclown
      @Melmeltheclown 4 года назад +35

      Give the Clearwaters a spin-off 2020

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +26

      Pretti-Blue-Queen that’s a galaxy brain idea I love it

  • @Harpylady269
    @Harpylady269 3 года назад +11

    I love your editing of Rosalie's storyline with Bella. Fantastic work

  • @kpopmessedmalifeup
    @kpopmessedmalifeup 4 года назад +18

    The fact that you included LOONA, is just lovely INNIT (:

  • @squidpigeon7048
    @squidpigeon7048 4 года назад +728

    oh my god im already dying at DRAMATIC MUSIC "i've never seen your house"

  • @cureidolsmile9820
    @cureidolsmile9820 4 года назад +934

    Someone: have you watched Twilight
    Me, having only watched these: *Yes*

    • @laurawatford8713
      @laurawatford8713 4 года назад

      same lol, i think i'll read the books soon though, i've heard they're better than the movies

    • @heatherhawkeye4840
      @heatherhawkeye4840 4 года назад +3

      @@laurawatford8713 read the books first, THEY ARE SOO MUCH BETTER. I would also watch the movie right after too so you can compare but in my professional (not really) opinion, the books fare off better. I finished Twilight a couple of days ago and the book is hella better.

  • @kiana_bon_vivant
    @kiana_bon_vivant 3 года назад +13

    “guy, gal, and non-binary pal” LMAO I LOVE YOU FOR THAT💀💃🏻✨

  • @clarawilloughby5449
    @clarawilloughby5449 3 года назад +8

    " the side burns they're so huge its like they're taunting me"
    i laughed so hard

  • @rafaella2952
    @rafaella2952 4 года назад +1547

    we are all in the twilight phase AGAIN because of the quarantine.
    And I can't deny it,its GREAT.
    its 2012 again😂

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 года назад +10

      Valentina Rafaella Jerez We are, and like you, I am absolutely HERE FOR IT.

    • @salem6991
      @salem6991 4 года назад +13

      I’m about to reread the hold dang series

    • @jacy5246
      @jacy5246 4 года назад +8

      Midnight sun is coming out officially this summer so a bunch of new twilight videos are happening rn

    • @alexia2011dj
      @alexia2011dj 4 года назад +4

      Fuck yeah

  • @memesnguyen4457
    @memesnguyen4457 4 года назад +1346

    edward saying "marry me, bella" while kissing her in a flower field?! wouldn't have to ask me twice :))

  • @jjjlove2260
    @jjjlove2260 3 года назад +6

    I squealed at 1:10 when "I can hear the bells" played. I love Hairspray!

  • @loonyhype9527
    @loonyhype9527 Год назад +2

    “From now on I’m Switzerland okay?!” That’s probably the best line in the movie

  • @celinebellajean6349
    @celinebellajean6349 4 года назад +3083

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Jacob: I kissed Bella, and she broke her hand punching my face

  • @mollieb6233
    @mollieb6233 4 года назад +3291

    I stand by the belief that they made robert pattinson grow out his side burns to make him uglier on purpose so they could fuel the love triangle and support Team Jacob for the movie. Can’t convince me otherwise

    • @laurabulaya296
      @laurabulaya296 4 года назад +188

      Uglier???😂😂😂💀 I can't breath-

    • @scar5819
      @scar5819 4 года назад +63

      I’m pretty sure they count as a beard now too. 😂

    • @bella-nina
      @bella-nina 4 года назад +16

      #teamjacob !!

    • @lxnks_crxpse
      @lxnks_crxpse 4 года назад +161

      @@bella-nina nah bruv Jacob is an basically an incel. He basically wanted to force Bella into liking him and thats gross

    • @Loch_Nessa
      @Loch_Nessa 4 года назад +55

      UGLIER?

  • @badtzmaro
    @badtzmaro 2 года назад +2

    seth our UNPROBLEMATIC king, i love him sm

  • @Doongi2
    @Doongi2 2 года назад +5

    To the person who made this video:
    I love you hahahahah
    the part you made Jake and Bella's convo into text messages was so hilarious

  • @hecateblythe488
    @hecateblythe488 4 года назад +541

    I'm team Edward solely because of that scene where he almost tears Jacob apart bc he kissed bella without her consent and then later admits he would let bella kiss him so long as she consented to it. Love that spunky little disco ball🥰
    Edit: JWNDKXOSKEJRJNR I KNEW THE BELLA BEING THROWN AGAINST THE WALL WOULD BE THE GLASS SHATTER IN THAT BIRTHDAY VINE MEME THING BUT I LOST MY SHIT WHEN I WATCHED THAT EJRNFJDKENRKDLSLSLEK

    • @lasthope3237
      @lasthope3237 2 года назад

      Not gonna disagree that a person can leave their partner any time they want and can then consent to kiss someone else but Edward willingly let her kiss him and still being in a relation ship with her afterwords makes him a cuck and totally pathetic

  • @zoepaulino8166
    @zoepaulino8166 2 года назад +4

    6:21 the way bellas so CLEARLY uncomfortable and he continues💀

  • @Tasha22Bella
    @Tasha22Bella 4 года назад +3

    witch cackling in the background nearly saw my coffee all over the screen.. 😂😂😂😂 also joined in said cackling..

  • @ameliasmith6402
    @ameliasmith6402 4 года назад +329

    can we talk about how her acting was like okay in this movie?

  • @TangerineRuh
    @TangerineRuh 4 года назад +243

    omgg the part when edward is kissing bella infrot of jacob and all those clips of people sippingggg looooool i dieed

  • @slc555
    @slc555 4 года назад +1

    I LOVE THE KPOP USAGE IN THIS VIDEO SO MUCH ESP SEUNGKWANS PART WHEN TALKING ABOUT EDWARD'S SIDEBURNS I INTERNALLY FANGIRLED

  • @delaneywinkelmann6116
    @delaneywinkelmann6116 4 года назад +7

    I literally love Seth. He should get more screen time

  • @goddessnyx4153
    @goddessnyx4153 4 года назад +681

    Why does this give me so much second hand embarrassment? Deadass should've been called
    "Social anxiety: the movie"

    • @madpsina
      @madpsina 4 года назад +18

      riiight, as a child, I couldn't watch it with my parents because I was so embarrassed for no reason. after a few years I watched it alone. and it was still awkward °~°

    • @incrediblectopus
      @incrediblectopus 3 месяца назад

      The reason I have never been able to watch through a whole twilight movie to this day

  • @Sara-dp5dg
    @Sara-dp5dg 4 года назад +221

    "yeah that's what you said last time" when I tell you I SCREAMED!! I forgot Bella said that to Alice 🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀💀💀

    • @aaliya5996
      @aaliya5996 4 года назад +6

      it was so out of pocket 😭😭😭

  • @charlenemoore4301
    @charlenemoore4301 3 года назад +2

    The introductions of the characters always gets me😭

  • @nataliawashington872
    @nataliawashington872 4 года назад +1

    I’m so glad you point out the whole Book!Charlie being happy Jacob kissed his daughter without consent

  • @sparkylikestrash3788
    @sparkylikestrash3788 4 года назад +150

    the jacob as r/niceguys really put it into perspective for me,, like I felt icky about it before, but my jaw literally dropped

  • @mae3508
    @mae3508 4 года назад +6279

    İ dont know if this channel is a fan channel or a hate one lol. Either way i love itttt

    • @theqwertykeyvoard100
      @theqwertykeyvoard100 4 года назад +741

      definitely love, no one full of hate would make edits these good

    • @BeautyInTheDarkness1
      @BeautyInTheDarkness1 4 года назад +424

      I think it's like a fan channel that can also make fun of it 👌

    • @josie9854g
      @josie9854g 4 года назад +21

      For real 😂

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 4 года назад +28

      Same , I hope it’s both cu I grew up with twilight it was a good book when I needed it in high school but also lol 😂 I like it

    • @taralucent1219
      @taralucent1219 4 года назад +18

      @@bstmeg5237 It definitely has it's problems, but I still love it.

  • @b13ach__420
    @b13ach__420 3 года назад +11

    8:26 as a 6 foot tall girl let me tell you - it is not a dream being this tall lmao

  • @desmondforever08
    @desmondforever08 4 года назад +2

    Literally teared up when Charlie stood up for bella at graduation 🥺🥺

  • @HaiWorldz
    @HaiWorldz 4 года назад +303

    "messin with my truck dipstick" will always send me flying I just can't-

  • @brooklynaaliyah4483
    @brooklynaaliyah4483 4 года назад +660

    Yo during the scene in 6:43 i never really noticed it as a kid but honestly? My respect for Edward just went up a whole lot more "Well let me give you a clue, wait for HER to say the words!" I honestly wish more ppl (both guys & girls) would understand this concept, even if someone seems confused that doesn't just give you free reign to try and decide what they want for them, if they say something like "Im not sure right now so im gonna say no" then just leave it at that, if someone is unsure of what they want/ what they are doing with a person (relationship wise or sexual) then that means that they are in no position to be guided into a relationship/action by you, you can't just go "oh so if you don't know what you want right now then we can just try abc or do xyz" or "ill just wait till you say your ready for me" (that last quotation would be in the situation that someone says no/they don't wanna and the other party is like oh ill wait then, which is basicly like trying to wait someone out in hopes that they'll eventually cave and say yes) anyways now im ranting but yea i thought about that

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella 4 года назад +10

      Preach on it 🙌👏

    • @ArtsykatDCH
      @ArtsykatDCH 3 года назад +11

      EXACTLY. EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN THIS. it would save the person from so much emotional manipulation

    • @sazaelav
      @sazaelav 3 года назад +7

      PERIOD #TEAM EDWARD FO EVA

    • @maddieandsummer4402
      @maddieandsummer4402 3 года назад +2

      Yeah ur right jacob needs to take a hint like she dont like u bro move on and just because im team jacob it doesnt mean imma defend him in every situation even when he did something wrong. Like he needs to respect her decision but im still team jacob either way.

  • @maahiyaatluri4361
    @maahiyaatluri4361 4 года назад +10

    HAHAHHAHA Loona popped up and I was like "I thought I clicked on an english video for once 😂😂"

  • @whynotkevin5215
    @whynotkevin5215 3 года назад +2

    i literally JUST noticed this, at 9:11 why is Carlisle and Esme RAISED SO DAMN HIGH lmaooo

  • @Irene-ph5cm
    @Irene-ph5cm 4 года назад +153

    JACOB'S FEDORA IN HIS PROFILE PICTURE IM DYINGGG

  • @sim_dtch
    @sim_dtch 4 года назад +254

    Love Leah too!I feel so bad for her.But I love how she left Sam's pack bcz she was DONE!I respect that about her alot!

    • @sim_dtch
      @sim_dtch 4 года назад +12

      For me,the best part of the vid was *I wanna be a cowboy baby* under Jasper,during Jessica's speech.That was just _chef's kiss_ 🤣👌🏼
      I can't stop picturing those old guys on the carousel.hehe

    • @Ashcash99.99
      @Ashcash99.99 4 года назад +1

      I know right. Idk why the movie did her so wrong, as a matter of fact, movie did wrong to so many characters. She went through a lot and that's the reason why she is so bitter and that is totally understandable. I love her character and how she left the pack to move ahead in life. I really wish Meyer would have written what happens to her story after breaking dawn.

  • @calliahehehe5051
    @calliahehehe5051 3 года назад +3

    “He’s like the most dangerous disco ball ever” LMAOOOOO

  • @leaht.3503
    @leaht.3503 4 года назад +2

    I just wanna say thank you for using the boys are back that was so perfect. the did the jump and everything it was... Im speechless.

  • @brunadalexandre
    @brunadalexandre 4 года назад +142

    "he's the most dangerous disco ball in the word" I can't I really can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lynxqueen2262
    @lynxqueen2262 4 года назад +208

    Damn I love Alice! Quit hurting her feelings BeLlA

    • @lynxqueen2262
      @lynxqueen2262 4 года назад +2

      @BELLA CULLEN wtf?! I did a double take on your name

  • @ashleynicoledickerson8844
    @ashleynicoledickerson8844 3 года назад +1

    Everything about 4:49 - 5:21 just made my heart SWELL!!! Seth is too good for this world

  • @BecauseIsaidso107
    @BecauseIsaidso107 2 года назад

    0:30 The Volturi
    Still love capes despite Edna Mode's warnings
    Had me laughter through the entire video!! Love your vids!!

  • @crazy4myself857
    @crazy4myself857 4 года назад +215

    I feel like we have the same energy and we’d just connect

    • @alexia2011dj
      @alexia2011dj 4 года назад +4

      You and 38076 other people

  • @wooof.
    @wooof. 4 года назад +460

    6:52 Video regarding Edward: we Stan for a man who respects consent
    Me: dafaq didn't he climb into her room and watch her sleep for months without her knowing?!??¿?

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +166

      true dat, watching her sleep was really creepy and i'm sure if rosalie ever found out she would rip his arms off haha but I really like the line "wait for her to say the words" , maybe he regrets his past creepy behavior and has hopefully learned the error of his ways

    • @Victoria-eo1xp
      @Victoria-eo1xp 4 года назад +10

      @@SyntheticRose Was that scene really about consent? I always thought by "the words" Edward was talking about Bella accepting his marriage proposal/saying I do. Or in other words picking him over Jacob even tho that's been clear from the start 😂

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 года назад +74

      Victoria yea it’s about consent :)
      Jacobs says “she’s not sure what she wants” and Edward replies “let me give you a clue wait for her to say the words” meaning that Jacob should not touch Bella unless she explicitly gives him permission to do so, in other words consent

    • @Victoria-eo1xp
      @Victoria-eo1xp 4 года назад +15

      @@SyntheticRose Yea because Jacob says she's not sure what she wants that's why I always thought "the words" was supposed to be Bella's decision. But wow ok so maybe Edward isn't too bad after all lmao

    • @ahhuhhh9785
      @ahhuhhh9785 4 года назад +14

      @@Victoria-eo1xp yeah plus the scene beings with Edward flying outta the house shrieking about not touching Bella without her consent

  • @emmapanvil
    @emmapanvil 6 месяцев назад

    I went CACKLING when i saw the jake and bella texting part. WHAT A fucking genius way to deliver the meme lol i cannot believe you did that

  • @sierrajade538
    @sierrajade538 2 года назад +1

    every three months I come back and binge all of these, so thank you lmao

  • @skeltra
    @skeltra 4 года назад +157

    "He's the most dangerous disco ball in the world" that's my favourite line in the world 😂😌

  • @somebodyiguess6448
    @somebodyiguess6448 4 года назад +197

    Freaking little Booboo Stuart has me WEAK hes so ADORAAAAAABLLLLLEEEE

  • @XxAzureNekoxX
    @XxAzureNekoxX 3 года назад +1

    “I wanna be a cowboy baby” had me rollin

  • @dani4300
    @dani4300 4 года назад +13

    "FrOm NoW oN iM sWiTzErLaNd"

  • @godcomplex2035
    @godcomplex2035 4 года назад +156

    "Major in philosophy, because there's no way to turn that into a job!"
    Little did she know that when the cullens moved, (best boy)Jasper majored in philosophy.
    Thats your fun twilight fact for the day,,!

    • @godcomplex2035
      @godcomplex2035 4 года назад +3

      Or maybe Seth was best boy...?
      Who knows?

  • @teodoramaria8424
    @teodoramaria8424 4 года назад +88

    6:50 Dude could take his own advice with the whole watching Bella in her sleep thing but I still stan that scene

  • @sashasilva7066
    @sashasilva7066 3 года назад +3

    I always come back to this accounts twilight edits because they literally cure my depressive episodes lmaoooo

  • @Aproudstaytiny_2003
    @Aproudstaytiny_2003 4 месяца назад

    did y'all hear the little squeak Seth made when Jacob was rubbing he's head 😭the cutest thing ever.

  • @xInnerlaughx
    @xInnerlaughx 4 года назад +156

    Your meme knowledge is unreal like - truly impressive it blows my mind with every video.

  • @gxvyr_
    @gxvyr_ 4 года назад +79

    the most dangerous disco ball, i- m wheezing😭🤣

  • @taraparoda9658
    @taraparoda9658 3 года назад +2

    I swear this series makes me laugh so much when Edward said "Just wait for her to say the words" I LITERALLY RAN ACROSS MY ROOM SCREAMINNGGGGGGGG☠☠☠☠

  • @taylorsera7
    @taylorsera7 2 года назад

    "But only in the Spider-Man 3 way" XD ⚡️⚡️
    Also THANK YOU for adding HSM music 💕 These movie are my life

  • @anushkas9907
    @anushkas9907 4 года назад +494

    4 minutes in and I’m already waiting for breaking down breaking dawn

    • @eamnra05
      @eamnra05 4 года назад +4

      I can't believe i read that as
      Breaking don
      Breaking daon
      WHAATTTTY????? 😂😂😂

    • @kirthana9220
      @kirthana9220 4 года назад

      Sameee i cannot wait !!!!

    • @amaliarios78
      @amaliarios78 4 года назад

      Literally!

  • @smoldoodlebby634
    @smoldoodlebby634 4 года назад +277

    Me when Stephenie writes Jacob into a nice guy: Look how they've massacred my boy :'(

  • @jilliankolibas1106
    @jilliankolibas1106 4 года назад +6

    “philosophy majors found wigless after this roast” I died

  • @ilyvmatcha
    @ilyvmatcha 3 года назад +1

    oh my goodness i love your loona intro and editing style!!!! smth that doesn't include 24/7 zooming and swirling to accentuate humour!!! going to watch all your other twilight videos hehe!!