#BreakingDawnPt
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Surprise babe, I bet y'all thought you've seen the last of me
I'm back with the final video for BD pt.1! Don't worry, I'm still working on a three part video series for BD pt.2.
My original plan was to upload three videos at once (this one, the q&a video, and the first BDpt2 video). Obviously, things did not go as planned lol.
I finished this video a little over a week ago, but couldn't complete the rest since my editing program kept shutting down in the middle of editing. The entire program just quits on me and I'm always worried I'm gonna lose any progress I make. You guys have already waited so long for a new video and I don't want to extend that just because I want to upload three videos at once.
I'll find a way to keep editing! Hopefully you guys enjoy this video while I figure this out. Thank you for all your support. I hope you stay safe and healthy :)
(Also, captions will be added later ^^)
[Footage]
0:22 - Hoshi and Dokyeom in the MNET present special Teaser 2
0:47 - various scenes from The Real Housewives
1:26 - We Got Married Episode 6 (Naeun and Taemin)
1:52 - "It's a wolf thing" from Pretty Much It
2:44 - Britney Broski on tiktok (kombucha girl)
3:11 - The Wendy Williams Show
3:45 - Cardi b
4:05 - Mike's Mic "I would die for Claire from the Bon Appetite test kitchen"
4:38 - Demi Lovato: Dancing With the Devil
4:51 - Queens awkwardly sipping tea
7:20 - Legally Blonde
8:24 - Parks and Rec
[Music]
0:01 & 4:12 - Able Sisters from Animal Crossing NH
0:22 - Grass Skirt Chase from Spongebob
0:46 - Under the Gun from reality tv production music
1: 45 & 5:14 - re- tail from Animal Crossing NL
2:02 - Wii shop channel music
2:26 - Beef FloMix by Flo Milli
3:16 - Mii music
4:35 - Touch it by Busta Rhymes
5:36 - Baby I'm Yours by Break Bot
6:28 - What's New by Megan Thee Stallion (TikTok Remix)
6:39 & 8:47 - Sweet Crazy Love by Odd Eye Circle
6:52 - Elevator by Kevin MacLeod
I've missed you guys 💕✨💖and as always all the time stamps are in the description!
The worth the waitedness of this!!!! Fire!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏
ive been wondering, it would be so cool if you did a hunger games edit, i see so many joke chances in those movies. anyways, you always make me laugh! missed u!
@@crazyahh864 yess pleasee
oml youre backkkk ive missed you smm 💕✨
i love your channel, thank you for the videos! ✨❤✨
1:58 “jacob is, after all, bella’s person sun” yea son in law
oh god I didn't even think of that lmao
@@SyntheticRose 😭💀💀
Ooofff 😂😂😂
BROO
Sister you breaking us all with this
No one:
Absolutely no body:
Bella’s face half the time: 💀
STOP 😂
😂😂😂
No but like literally 😂😂
Lmao!
HAHA
Bella's condition this whole movie perfectly represents how I felt watching it
LMAOOO
Like this? 💀
☠
i can’t believe she thought renesmee would be weird but had no second thoughts about naming her child “edward jacob”
JAcob and EDward, JArED, Jared, there you go Bella
And Carlie was just better, cute and normal
she thinks Embry and Quil are weird names 👀 but she’s totally cool whit Rancid Ravioli 🤡
I thought EJ stood for Edward Junior while reading the book. Bella is THAT type
@@billuraral1870same! I was like oh… okay Edward junior? I can go with that and then she said my Edward Jacob and I was like woah girl. The fact Edward put up with this aswell😭
The fact that the vampires supposed to have lightning fast reflex and they all just stood there when Bella's spine snapped😭
Wait omg I never thought about it that way😭😭you are totally right
And they were right next to her 😭 they couldn't hold her
SNAPPED HAHAH
RIGHT! They let this girl break multiple bones before rushing over to her
Hey think about the bella's drink that was yummmy enough
The part about her picking the names made me remember Kennie J.D.’s video about BD Pt.1
“She named her baby after _both_ of her dudes...ooh the ghetto.”
yesss lmaoo
I love kennie JD!!!
Imma need yall to leave renegade alone
😂 I love kennie lmao
I love when she saw the baby and went "eww its got teeth? KILL IT"
Let’s get real Rosalie was thinking “if Bella dies and Edward disowns the baby, then she’s all mine 😈”
So true 😂😂😂 all she cares about is the baby she doesn't give a shit about Bella 😅
Lol 😂😆😆😆😆😆😆
don’t u love it when something unexpected happens that makes ur day better
Like?
@@marsiessmarties edward coming out of your closet
@@chaewsyun_ Oh god
@@chaewsyun_ Oh god
@@chaewsyun_ sry im straight
The dawn, she has broken. And the jokes, they are ✨top tier✨
the dawn, she has broken, and so has bella's back 0-0
the birth scene especially where they ripped her stomach off is utterly traumatizing, im glad u didnt include it in this one
Taemin nearly busting his face with that apple was god's way of telling him one person can't have everything 🤣
😂😂
There needs to be some sort of balance in this world
He's destruction personified-
Just watched a meme video about it 😩👑
The *gly baby has to be some inside joke cus cgi wasn’t that bad back then
Yo fr why do the wolves look real but the baby looks like a frog 🐸
@@Demi.d3mi you are right with the wolves CGI, but let's remember that all the CGI for the vampires was pretty lame 😂
the baby is actually a doll that's on display in forks XD
Maybe they insisted on Chuckesme and only gave up until there wasn't enough time and/or money to re-do, so that was what they got
@@FirefulXD lmao it’s in forks?!? I knew it was a doll but I didn’t know I could find it lol
Carlisle whips out his secret stash of blood
Jasper: 👁️👄👁️
All I could think of is WHY THE HELL HE HAVE BLOOD IN THE HOUSE????
One of my favorite parts of this movie is Jasper's FACE when he realizes Carlisle had a blood stash this whole time. Everyone thinks he's freaking because b l o o d, but it is the face of a man I utter shock and disbelief.
I always thought it's so weird , like Carlisle just have fridge full of human blood all the time 🤨🤨
@@kookie_2178 he’s a doctor lol idk makes sense kinda!!🙈
@@anyone1111 ya but wouldn't that make it harder for jasper to control himself lol .
@@kookie_2178 maybe the bag hides the scent
@@anyone1111 what kind of doctors do you go to that keep blood in their house?
Are we not gonna address Bella's blatant act of cannibalism and how basically everyone was fine with it? 😭
I can’t remember if it’s in book or movie but it’s specifically her blood, so self-cannibalizing
She literally had to tho she had no choice
I wonder if it would've been fine if they cooked it like ox blood stew or blood pudding
@@Ep-up6ss no I'm pretty sure it was blood bags from the hospital
@@Ep-up6ss No, it was blood they had on hand for giving birth in case something went wrong.
it truly pisses me off that we were *robbed* of seth in breaking dawn!! his friendship with the cullens in the book was so cute 😭
rightt edward and seth were total bros and it was so fun to read bc edward is usually such an old man
Renesmee explaining her name to the people she meets at first day at high school: yea it's random and dumb ik lmao
Bella and Edward sitting at the next table:
🤨🤨
Them when they get home:What you talking shit at school
omg I can just imagine edward going to school with renesmee, wth
in my brain she just goes by her middle name 💀
@@under.covercat Carlie? Omg it's even worse. 😆
That's a nice name
I will forever question Stephanie Meyer's editor for keeping Reneesme and Jacob as a couple in the book.
In the Eclipse book Quil imprinted on a two year old so Jacob isn't the only one.
So like, we all know that it's super weird that Jacob is essentially grooming a baby but like, I don't think we ever talk about how Résumé was seconds away from being murdered by her own future boyfriend
People already have complicated feelings about being almost aborted by their parents so I wonder how Renesmee must feel 😬
imagine knowing that your future bf wanted you to be aborted AND wanted to make a least deadly baby on your mom
@@ariadnedealmeida8492 🤮🤮🤮
Yes it’s a problem, but that’s not how the imprinting works. In New Moon, they explain that the werewolves just want to protect the person they have imprinted on. They have NO control over who it is. And then later, if the person who is imprinted on wants it, then they can get together.
Yes it’s a problem, but that’s not how the imprinting works. In New Moon, they explain that the werewolves just want to protect the person they have imprinted on. They have NO control over who it is. And then later, if the person who is imprinted on wants it, then they can get together.
@@sutelle126 but you have to keep in mind it’s also implied in the book they almost always end up together, with jacob even saying “why wouldn’t they? they’re perfect for each other.” when talking about quil and emily’s niece
OH THANK GOD. I was not the same without you Synthetic Rose. The sun has risen.
A POTTERHEAD AND A TWILIGHT FAN OMG SAME
@@mini-vlogs6366 YESSSSS
The sun had risen, AKA- the dawn has broken.
When I tell you I gasped when Elle woods came on the screen, I knew where we were heading
My god, same, I actually choked a few times on this one bc I just couldn't fuckin BREATHE
Finally, our monarch has returned to rule! 👑
YESSSS!!!!!! 👑👑👑
6:12 oh yes, venom can also give you a nice eyeshadow color so you don't have to worry about buying a palette anytime soon and also pre-eyelined-eyes. 😍😍
I literally stopped everything I was doing just to watch this and it was worth it 💕
I really missed your videos 😭
THE BEND AND SNAP TOOK ME ALL THE WAY OUT LMFAO AMAZING JOB FAM
this series gives me life
The bend and snap had me in tears.
i cannot even begin to describe the joy i felt when i got this notification i love these videos with my whole heart
0:20 fun fact: the house IS fake, they had to build a replica of the real house in a set somewhere
Literally rewatched some of these last night..... SO READY!!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN PRAYING YOU’D USE THE BEND AND SNAP!!!! You simply never miss!!!
If you could just add funny edits into the whole movie series I'd marathon it start to finish
Dearest SyntheticRose,
We miss you and hope you are well, and thank thou for bringing more laughter and color to the world.
Regards,
William
all of Jacobs's facial expressions from 4:22 on killed me 😂 the way he glances over to Edward 🤣 so many thoughts went through his mind
Rosalie and Alice really stood there shook while Bella fell to her death.
how did this one channel singlehandedly manage to make me actually kinda like twilight like the FUCC.
like I'm over here getting excited over a new twilight themed video HOW DID YOU DO THIS? Your editing skills are ✨too good✨
Rosalie being one of those “pro-life even if the mom will die” type of people really isn’t something I would have expected considering her past of OBLITERATING absolutely vile dudes who violated her but… 🤷♂️
I knew this was going to be good, but being immediately met with Hoshi and DK being Bella’s ribs made me start howling.
7:49 THE CAPTIONS SAY ‘I can’t tell you how SORE I am’ I AM DYING LMFAO
When Edward said “its beautiful” to the name Renesmee I can feel Jacob’s pain lmao
Ed: "Do you honestly think I could love *IT* if *IT* killed you?"
Bella: It's not *HIS* fault-"
Renessme: "DO I LOOK-"
3:06
IT TASTES GOOD? WHAT? GIRL WHAT?
YOU NASTEEEEEEE
7:32
I'LL NEVER SEE THAT THE SAME WAY WHY DID YOU DO THISISISDISIDSISSSSSS
i love your edits they give me life, i litteraly rewatch all of them once every time i remember they existed, i was actually doing a college essay but needed to stop and just see honestly best brake ever, i'm litteraly dead after watching
ps: sorry if my english isn't good i'm not fluent
Your English is great, and good luck on your essay!
They are such great edits!
Your English is great! I hope you don’t mind me saying - it would be ‘break’ instead of ‘brake’ where you have used it. Hopefully that might help!
Take care 😊
I sCREAMED when Bella dropped the blood sippy cup 😂 thanks bestie for making this
Ahhhhhhh I MISSED YOU!!!!! So so happy for these 9 minutes of awesomeness! I hope schooling is going well and you are keeping safe 💗💗💗
I appreciate you,I appreciate your existence, THIS IS QUALITY CONTENT.
Was literally in the middle of watching eclipse, perfect timing
SAME lol
SAMEEEE AHH
This is the first video that has truly cracked me up in a while. Thank you for a much needed laugh. I did think you might have died, so thanks for coming back strong!
4:37 THE WAY I WHEEZED AT THIS.
4:05
Mike’s Mic?? the good taste is ✨astronomical✨
Did Taemin just smack his face with an apple, trying to impersonate Edward in that scene?? LOOOLL
I just ran into your videos
Come back 😢
I haven't laughed this hard in forever lol
not me binge watching your whole channel in one sitting lmao (this is a call for BD pt.2 WE NEED IT)
I was so happy to get a notification that you posted😭♥️ love your videos sm!!
I was literally rewatching this yesterday, thank you so much for uploading😭😭😭
Yay your back!
Something that I've never understood is why not just have the already established imprints protect Renesme? Like even though the Cullens are the "enemy" of the wolves I don't think it's unreasonable for Emily and Kim to not want an innocent child to die. I admit I haven't read the books in a long time and my memory of them is not great so there could be an explanation for this in the books that I have forgotten; but like why have Jacob imprint on a baby when you can just have Emily and Kim stand outside of the Cullens' house? That way we can avoid the whole child grooming thing
I just rewatched all the twilight edits and may say that I am still waiting patiently for breaking dawn pt. II and will watch immediately upon release :)
5:42 missed the perfect opportunity to use “you like my diamonds and my pearls” Edward&bella: “thank u i designed it”
6:54 because that's literally what happened to her I CAAANT AFAVFAFAÑJFAK
GIIIIRL MORE ! you keep me sane, i just rewatch these when i need a good laugh
I only just found your videos and they’re the funniest things I’ve seen in a while, I love them. hope you’re doing well since you haven’t posted since this video 2 years ago ❤
Absolutely ICONIC as always. Actually freaking obsessed. These kill me
kpop and twilight just go so well together haha
We totally understand if these videos take a while to make, and it sucks that the program keeps crashing :(( I hope it gets resolved soon and take as long as you need, we’re happy to wait for your top tier videos
Every time I watch these I know for a fact they will be hilarious, yet I am always amazed at how funny they are
I definitely fucked up my recommendations by binging this series today, but my god is it worth it. I honestly don't know how I've lived this long without this content in my life
This is honestly the funniest stuff I’ve watched. You’re marvellous at putting scenes together and coming up with captions. I laughed so hard throughout the video, thank you! 😊🙏
I know it's been a year since you've uploaded but I really hope you continue and do breaking Dawn part 2 I love these videos
OMG
I've been waiting for this I'm gonna cry😭
5:31 i’m surprised her vamp sense didn’t work atm like wht happened to smelling a DOG SMELL
In the book, she literally just ignored Jacob
The bend and snap part had me ROLLING 😆
I NEED BREAKING DAWN PT 2 !!!!!!!!! PLEASE
I love that the bonus Memes are just parks and rec references
bellas spine literally snapped and they all stood there like 🧍🏼
i just discovered these videos like, over an hour ago and i just gotta say, i really really love you and your content! you say it's poorly edited, but your videos are the funniest crack edits especially of the movies i never even saw. i'm literally planning to watch the whole saga through your videos (i'm not brave enough to consume it raw) and i'm very proud of this experience. rated five stars,, i wuv u
Your videos have given me a lot of laughter & connection to my 2008 self in these dark times. Thank you for your work!
OH MY GOD YES IM SO HYPED
The way my hands instantly moved to lower the volume when the warning was issued 😂😂😂
Literally so excited for this thank you for another masterpiece
I've binge-watched this whole series, so good, so funny, genius, truly a masterpiece, Synthetic Rose, never change
@ 4:44 Bella said: wHeN I HiT iT fRoM tHe bAck lEmMie ArCh mY BaCk
“Bella is exactly crazy enough to drink blood in a house with a bunch of starving vampires” Lol 😂
I was binge watching
your videos last weekend and I need to say: all the waiting was worth it
Nah, bella woke up lookin like she was about to walk the red carpet, like, being a vampire perfectly applies my makeup? Aight
So glad to see you back. The bend and snap...damn that cracked me up. Nope Jacob did not deserve that...hell Aro Volturi wouldn't have deserved that.
the bend and snap meme was too good. great to have you back babe
the we got married part omg i died screaming on the floor
UGH YES ive missed these
Just rewatch the whole thing yesterday and you upload the new one. Truly the gift that keeps giving.
I discovered these today. They're so fucking good! I hope you are eventually able to do Breaking Dawn pt 2. With all of the weirdness of Rigatoni and that scene at the end, I'm sure you could make gold out of that film
3:08
So you know that feeling when its 4 in the morning and you take just a sip of water but then your body’s like ‘Bitch Im a thirsty ho’ and you end up gulping everything down like its a kiss from the holy spirit
Well thats how I imagined Bella felt with the blood
the taemin, seventeen,and nct clips 😭
08:16 PLEASE IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND ABSBXDBDBND
THE FACT THAT I WAS PLANNING TO REWATCH YOUR MASTERPIECES TODAY. WELCOME BACK, QUEEN
6:31 open your eyes eat jin and open your eyes-
I love you so much for this🙌🏾💜 I'm dying😭. "Bend and snap" nice to see 2 of my fav movies in 1 place😂
Love it! I was binging the rest a few times, the edits are so good 🧛
I literally choked and almost spit my ice cream on my computer but I'm not even complaining cause this series is the funniest thing I've ever watched...
IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG :))
WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED TODAY 🥲
Bells drinking her " cranberry juice"
Edward: she's the one, I can see it she's the one