I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere that the actor that played Carlisle (can't remember his name) even whispered dirty things into Robert Pattinson's ear as they refilmed that scene multiple different times, lol
"What cab did they take to get here?" I laughed so hard at this because I could imagine Aro in a cab and then the taxi driver says "Alright bro, that'll be 20 dollars."
Omg I can just hear Aro's giggle. He would either be really fascinated and just like a child *turns to Caius * "I want to pay, gimme money" Or he would giggle and kill the driver 😅
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT ABOUT CARLISLE I REMEMBER DURING THE FUTURE SEQUENCE IN BDP2 I WAS SO CONFUSED WHY ESME WAS SO PARTICULARLY UPSET WHEN CARLISLE DIED. I LITERALLY FORGOT THEY WERE MARRIED
7:43 I literally thought I was the only one who sensed sexual tension in EVERY DAMN SCENE HE WAS IN!! Like even when I thought he died, he had long tension between him and the guy who ripped his head off😩
But technically speaking, isn't it impossible? Since even the slightest drop of blood they taste can trigger them to find more? But for tiktok purposes tho I think this is accurate lol.
Honestly I showed my brother the fighting scene of "Billy" & "charlie " he was dead and so was i its so darn funny he just bashed him with his wheelchair and both punching each other and bashing heads lol!
WHEN LA PUSH COMES TO SHOVE!!!🤣
Brilliant
This entire segment was GENIUS
U mean la shove. Jk still funny
LMAOOOOO
fucking seriously
"let's hope Jacob's bark isn't worse than Edward's bite..." omg
Lol
This for some reason gave me Mickey Mouse vibes 😭
"As Jacob would say ✨woof✨"
No, no, Edward's bite is worse-
Why did I hear fart-
when they were fighting now we all know how billy was put in a wheelchair
Do you know what the movie is called, in which Charlie beats Jacob's dad senseless with the wheelchair? I laughed so hard
@@zolotayazima8351 It's a Twilight parody called Vampires Suck
My life is explained😂
i had to pause it bruh
Lol I replayed that like 15,000 times
THE CARLISE SEXUAL TENSION ONE GOT ME SO GOOD IVE BEEN WHEEZING FOR AN HOUR NOW-
Know that they pointed it out , I have been busting a gut 😂😂😂😂😂 that's too funny, they aren't wrong though.
Fucking right! I'm dying!
Same
I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere that the actor that played Carlisle (can't remember his name) even whispered dirty things into Robert Pattinson's ear as they refilmed that scene multiple different times, lol
Frfr me too
I’ve been laughing at “battle scars” for a solid 15 minutes
Same😂
They saved the best for last. I’m dead 😂.
Devin Joelle Why is his smile like that lmao 😂😂😂😂
I'm a Jasper stan and WOW 👏
Omg me too!! I almost spit out my drink 😂😂😂😂
"as if you could outrun me!" The walking chile, i- 💀
That one made my day 🤣🤣
IS THIS TOWN BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO PALE PRINCESSES
Accurate description of both characters
Yooooo
1000th like
"What cab did they take to get here?" I laughed so hard at this because I could imagine Aro in a cab and then the taxi driver says "Alright bro, that'll be 20 dollars."
Omg I can just hear Aro's giggle.
He would either be really fascinated and just like a child *turns to Caius * "I want to pay, gimme money"
Or he would giggle and kill the driver 😅
Hey Shiggy!!🔪
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The driver was a snack on the road
The clown cab
Carlisle is just... King Dilf
this comment has not a single lie
i am crushing on him since i was a kid and even now. 🤐
i prefer doctor dilf or daddy doc
Someone please make Gothic Girl happen
Ikr like I would watch that!!!
Yessddd
as soon as summer hits I'm gonna attempt to rewrite twilight for my own enjoyment
already had the idea of making it something like _gothic girl_ 😭✋
ayyy it was actually good rho lmao
It's too good😭🤧
Why did Carlisle look so tantalising with everyone but his wife 😂
It’s like Joey’s theory in Friends: if they have been together, there’s no tension.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT ABOUT CARLISLE I REMEMBER DURING THE FUTURE SEQUENCE IN BDP2 I WAS SO CONFUSED WHY ESME WAS SO PARTICULARLY UPSET WHEN CARLISLE DIED. I LITERALLY FORGOT THEY WERE MARRIED
Same
the carlisle sexual tension one PLEASE😭
I just need to talk about the separation in the white foundation on Carlisle’s neck in the hospital scene though
What minute do you see that?
@@christieaguilera140 @11:58 lol his neck is still pink
Oh my god I cant unsee it now
My mom and I burst out laughing in theaters at that, made a few Twihards mad lol.
see emmett's foundation in breaking dawn. His face is pale but his neck is not lol
I was cracking up at the Carlisle Cullen one🤣 it's so true-- he has ridiculous sexual chemistry with everyone but Esme
so was I, at 2 am and my mum came in and was like what are you doing??? 🤣
“a VEgan” sent me through the roof and I can’t stop laughing lmao
6:23 it took me a minute to clock that it wasn’t the actual film 😂
Same lmao
Do you know where I can find it
@@izzi1947 I had the same question
@Izzi it’s called vampires suck
I can't get over 6:25
i’m still crying
DCFYCTFY I NEED TO FIND THIS VIDEO
I think the movie’s called : Vampires suck
Lmaooo at first I thought it was the actual movie, I was like “ what version is that ??!💀
@@xhenxhefil8412 XX LMAO no, it's a movie spinoff and it sounds D O R K Y
God, the parody where Charlie and Billy are fighting in the background made me laugh so hard that I had to rewatch that segment so many times
Same I was literally wheezing 😂😭
i sat here rewatching that for 20 minutes😂
I'm so glad we all agree honeymoon Edward is best Edward
The scene where he's in his swimming trunks and has Bella on his back- just gets to me 😩
6:00 I was SO READY for her to show tracksuit rob and I have NEVER been so disappointed
SAME. But honeymoon Edward is to die for
why is gothic girl so good?? I'd watch the hell out of it , and the Carlisle ones are sending me :""D
the serotonin this gave me is ✨imaculate✨
FOR REAL THOOO
Same, much needed
THIS IS THE BEST COMPILATION EVER IM DYIN
The wheelchair beat down had me wheezinggg
The tension between Bella and Carlisle ugh
6:22 I died during this one LMAOOOOO
THE FUCKING WHEELXHAIR IM WHEEZING
@@harls_974 IK best part of the whole video lol
Hey anyone know what it’s from??
@@emmabinns6335 Vampires Suck
its a twilight parody movie
the gothic girl one was just ART
It really was, well thought out... I wanna series
Imagine Alice and Edward in a chess match
Damnnnnn because she can see the future and he can read her mind. They need Bella to use her shield to block their powers.
I think that actually happened in the book and one of them (I can’t remember which) surrendered after three moves.
@@atlas3231 ALICE AS BELLA DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM,ALICE AND JASPER ARE THE PROTAGONISTS
That actually happened in the book, Alice surrendered after 3 minutes but they didn't made a single movement.
It happened in eclipse
I’m not even joking Carlisle is my second favourite after Edward
😂❤️
he is my favorite 😂😂😂
Mine too
Carlisle is my second favourite after Jasper
He’s my second favorite after jasper😏❤️😂😂😂
he is my top 1❤🤚
Honestly the title forks makes more sense than twilight
i want to be able to say
"hey there, whatcha readin?"
"fOrKs"
@@kiralibke5242 Most book titles were weird before they weren’t
@@kiralibke5242 if you read it thoroughly though, it would make sense.
Ah yes, the book *forks* and the following parts *La push* , *Populated forks* and *International forks*
Yeeeh, I stop right there ;-;
I'm jus thinking instead of it being the twilight saga it would be the forks saga
7:29 literally XD
Pattinson was almost fired for performing too intensely... Sooo they really wanted Edward to be as bland as possible. They did a good job, lol.
“They got that Cullen moneey” Charlie 🤣
7:43 I literally thought I was the only one who sensed sexual tension in EVERY DAMN SCENE HE WAS IN!! Like even when I thought he died, he had long tension between him and the guy who ripped his head off😩
"K stew was a cottagecore lesbian and we all knew it" lmao i can't
Yeah, I didn’t get that. She wasn’t lesbian til she got caught cheating.
THE FIGHTING ONE WITH BILLY I SERIOUSLY WAS IN TEARS I WAS LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
Omg 9:50 i'm laughing my ass off at the whole thing 😂 "a v_E_gA_n_" "deadass? 1-10...?"
4:33 She really said some BURN BABY BURN
She just yeeted thst baby
I'm glad Kristen play the role of Bella, she's beautiful and perfect.
6:03 I couldn’t agree more- honeymoon Edward is THE BEST
this made me thirsty for carlisle
Literally same and I didn’t like him before
@@varalyn9714 Omg welcome to the thirst of Carlisle, you have great taste
6:25 HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😂
But technically speaking, isn't it impossible? Since even the slightest drop of blood they taste can trigger them to find more?
But for tiktok purposes tho I think this is accurate lol.
“Aight let’s break this dawn, y’all.” 😂😂😂
Also 7:29 😂😂😂
WAIT WAIT WAIT why was the Gothic Girl one SO DAMN GOOD THOUGH
I remember when I was obsessed with Jasper in middle school... and high school... and now...
YES ASHLEY AND JACKSON ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
same:D
Sameeee
“THINK AGAIN”
*1. Honeymoon*
🤣🤣
Gothic Girl had me dying
3:58 i screamed
XOXO, Gothic Girl 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed a little at Rosalie's 'Best Aunt Ever' sign among all the mirrors
"Edward in a hoodie doe."
Finally someone gets me 😍😌
Imagine firing someone for being too intense-
THAT JUST MEANS THEY'RE IN THE ROLE LOL WTF
6:38 really got me laughing
I have to know where I can find the original😂😂
@@hillibilli It's from a parody film called 'Vampires Suck' xD
@@shania9528 heck yes, thank you!
“When La Push comes to Shove” I- 🙃 My Funeral is @ 3
3:10 had me wheezing 💀 “Twilight Dead and Pregnant”
LIKE THEY DIDN’T JUST WALK HERE. Dead 💀 🤣
9:34
WHY DO I SEE IT-
I love this 8:32
imagine tyler posey got both twilight and teen wolf, his wolf fancams would've been amazing
"What cab did they take to get here? They didn't just walk here!"
XD XD XD XD XD
6:21 had me cracking up so bad. I legit started laughing my head off. Omg. That was so funny but super weird at the same time. Omg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:46 KAJSNDKJSADAS IM DYING HAHAHAHAHA
Gothic Girl is my new favorite! 😂😂😂
Ok I need Gothic Girl!!
Same
i love that the twilights fandom mostly enjoys it ironically and for the aesthetic.
that girl rating Edward was so relatable, I died laughing 🤣👏🏼💀
ITS CALLED SWEET PEA
as Jacob would say: "woof"
Gothic girl needs to be a real series😂😭✋🏽
I was literally in tears at the “gothic girl” one. 😭
“When LaPush comes to shove” 😂😂😂
That wheel chair scene finished me off 😂😂😂😂
6:22
Wtf 😂✨ I feel bad for laughing but come on
Literally still dying and rewatching it and I first watched it yesterday 🤣🤣🤣
Am i the only one disappointed jackson rathbone wasnt chosen for edward
He fits the book description way bette than Robert 😔
NO, YOURE NOT! Jackson Rathbone is hotter than Robert Pattinson....
@@fatemasdaif4314 HE DOES NOT ROBERT IS WAY BETTER
GOTHIC GIRL WTFFFFF OHMYGOD THIS COMPILATION WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
9:50 I lOVe HER cJSAKL
That one with The Office quotes! 🤣🤣
Honestly I showed my brother the fighting scene of "Billy" & "charlie " he was dead and so was i its so darn funny he just bashed him with his wheelchair and both punching each other and bashing heads lol!
12:11 HELP THE SMILE MADE ME DIE
The one with Gothic girl was a thing of genius🤣🤣👍🏾
3:50 OH.... MY.... GOD!!!!! 😧😂
I never noticed before but OP was right. Carlisle has ridiculous tension with anyone he’s onscreen with, including Charlie 😂
That whole gossip girl rendition thing was honestly so funny
*Lmao* my depression got me feeling i'm buried alive but this raised me up from the fuckin dead 😂😂😂😂
YOUR'E TELLING ME THAT JASPER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EDWARD- MUH UNDERRATED COWBOY NEEDS SOME LOVE :(
these tts help me make a full time recovery from twilight itself😌
Jackson Rathbone as Edward 🥵🥵🥵 it’s gonna turn into a “Too hot to handle” situation tho Rob had slayed it perfectly already 😙
My favorite one was when Bella‘s dad was punching Jacobs dad it’s so funny the fight is really funny😂🤣
Everyone talks about Jacob and Edward.. What about Seth???
Seth is a little bby💞
Seth is adorableeee
Cannot help but imagine Jasper as Edward. I always had a crush on him. :))
YEAH ALICE AS BELLA AND ROSALIE ASHLEY GREENE IS WAYYYYY MORE INTERESSING
The Billy and Charlie fighting in the background…..😂😂😂😂😂
wahhhhh I love the gothic girl xoxo
6:32 where can I for gods sake find that video?! IM DIED LAUGHING AND NEED TO KNOW THE TITLEEEE! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEEH!!!
Its calddd vampires suck 😂
Jasper really said battle scars like how the grinch would say it😂💀
Those *MBATTLESCARS* tho!! Yum and yup! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nooo the last one sent meee
Forget about Edward or Jacob--what about Charlie or Carlisle?
4:34 _''yeet to the fire baby bye bye''_
im dead
I phicssically CANNOT with Charlie and Billy fighting.. 😭😭