My sister was in charge of the life guards at the leisure centre she managed. My sister is a hard worker and dedicated to life guard training because she knows that if you don't do your best people die. One time there was a life guard that seemed off...but nothing obvious so no body thought too much about it. Until there was a child drowning in the pool and, according to my sister, he just watched. Didn't attempt any rescue. Just watched this kid in distress. Another life guard spots this and rescues the kid so the child is okay. And the life guard was fired on the spot.
I had set up a street outreach program for a health department. One of the employees was gay and had a desk in a cube farm with a number of nurses. He was watching porn on the computer and nurses walking by could see it. They complained to their supervisor, who asked me to accompany me to his cubicle. We cranked up his computer and I clicked on one of the pages in the history, and sure enough, it was porn. We fired him and he issued a complaint for discrimination. We had a phone hearing, and he admitted that he was watching porn. The judge asked him what he expected would happen and closed the hearing. Another agency had just fired a dozen heterosexual men for watching porn, so the discrimination argument flew like a lead balloon.
Worked at a theme park and a colleague was fired because he'd go on 'smoke breaks' or 'toilet breaks' and not come back, he would smoke in non-smoking areas and he would even stand inside ride areas, not in the ride booth because 'it was okay, you know me' which was definitely not allowed. He was not there for long at all.
The alcoholic machinist one is actually pretty sad. Alcohol can totally wreck your life so bad, and it's an addiction, though largely a societally approved one. Something probably happened that made him fall off the bandwagon again, and of course losing his job again and having to deal with all that probably made it worse for a while. I hope he gets the help he needs to really kick the addiction and keep himself away from alcohol in the future and straighten out his life.
I once shared an office with the secretary of the Company Secretary. She once spent an afternoon in a foul mood because she'd had to type a letter firing someone because of their poor sickness record. The woman concerned had advanced cervical cancer.
fast-food location on a college campus so staff is mostly early 20's but sometimes have teenagers. this one high schooler was *special*, the only person in the 2 years i've been there to get fired. - he was half-black but looked white, and was saying the n-word at the counter well within earshot of customers. - the first friday night he worked he was clearly getting overwhelmed and complaining about the rush we were in, i went back and let the manager know we should probably put him on a prep task in the back before it got worse. i come back and he looks at me and loudly says "GOD I WISH I COULD FOCUS BUT THERE ARE ALL THESE SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN AROUND!" .... i proceed to look past the counter and the most risque people I can find are a couple girls in tank tops. - he asked me if i thought he could "pull a college girl"... i told him probably not. - he asked someone about if a coworker was single and was informed that she's a lesbian, he then says "UGH why is it ALWAYS THE GOOD ONES?" - final straw was right after we finished closing when he wanted to take home a gallon of milk for cereal the next day. the manager (who was also the assistant GM) told him no, he started screaming and cussing him out. this is the only time i've seen this guy get angry at someone and he told the rest of us to go home. he later said it took 40 minutes to get this kid calmed down, terminate him, and get the paperwork processed.
Sun Tzu is alleged to have said, "If you see someone making a mistake, done stop them." Brenda was certainly making a mistake. Good on her getting arrested.
He also said that if fighting his share to result in victory, then you must fight. And I think he knows more about fighting than we do because he invented it.
Im loving these job oriented stories ngl. Giving me a lot of perspective. Since Im just now finally physically healthy enough to work my first job (starting this week!), Ive had no exposure to the shit people gotta keep your eyes peeled for at one point or another lol
Good luck! Youre going to meet really great and really horrid peeps, just try to keep your cool with the latter (trash takes itself out, always). You got this!
@@NijutheWolf Thank you so much!❤️ It’s overwhelming as feck because Im 25, but I try not to think about it too much since it wasn’t laziness or incompetence that landed me in these circumstances lol.
@@janemiettinen5176 Thank you so much too!!❤️ Im excited to meet new people - people lead and ops manager seemed really cool at orientation. During orientation I got introduced to a fair amount of employees too. But those were the day or evening shift folks. It’s fairly easy for me to get along with most people. My anxiety is about remembering how to do things and asking for help😂
The bathroom story for some reason reminded me, of day where I worked in pub. Boss told me to clean the bathroom, only for me to find there people making out and also inviting me ... yeah...
A new manager hired by the company we worked for. He stepped in with his new ideas, which included reusing the coffee grounds, not discarding stale food, not wasting our time with all that cleaning. Yep, he was coming in with new ideas. He seemed to also have the idea that staff were his personal attendants and that customers were his dating pool. The very icon of a person who has so much more money and family ties than he has competence in the workplace. We bit our lips and tried to make it work. The temptation to call him in was REAL. He was there for about a month; disappeared without comment and was never mentioned again. Money doesn't give you management or business skills. Wisdom is not passed on genetically.
On story 15 about the narcissistic assistant manager -- narcissists don't really care about things the same way normal people do. It differs from narcissist to narcissist, but I would wager that this particular narcissist got his kicks from people feeling bad that he had to work for such a backwards thinking, horrible boss. It probably didn't matter to him whether the job went under or not -- why? Because it adds to his sob story either way. If the job continues, he has to keep working for this bigot. If the business goes under, oh woe is me, I'm out of work because no one wants to do business with a bigot, if only my boss had been a better person, I wouldn't be unemployed. When considering why a narcissist does what they do, you need to look for what benefit they get from their actions. A narcissist never does something that isn't directly for their benefit. If it doesn't look like they are getting something from an interaction, then they just aren't getting what most people would want from that same interaction. (source, was raised by a narcissist)
I had one guy I worked with that was such an idiot. We delivered food in a Hospital together. He would try to bring plates back into rotation that still had chunks of food, he would stock two rows of juice old one the left new on the right cause he is left handed. instead of FIFO. (First In First Out.) He would lie all the time. He said his year old daughter changed the password to his phone. and blamed his mom and daughter. and when I told home to take responsibility he said I did I bought a new one. He gave me a ride home one time and I had to try and give directions without talking or using my hands. and His last day he asked what NPO meant. and that is 6 months of work. we learn that on day one.
I sucked at a bunch of things at my job and some people used to ask why my lazy ass never got fired. Well. Turns out I hold some patents for stuff in my industry and am the only person in Europe who can offer one very specific service for which my company charges a buttload. Having a very specific skillset can be quite useful.
Story from my dad - he works in manufacturing, where they use special tools for their machines that come out of a sort of vending machine like system, tools start going missing, tool maker looks on EBay and finds a company selling tools, contact the seller, turns out it's an employee of the company my dad works for, the kicker? He used an email address that contained * his own name * for the ebay account and his name was the company name. Criminal Genius right there lmao
I owned a 7-11 in Chicago and an employee turned in his resignation 2 days before Christmas because he had to go to meet a friend for a week in New York. Reason for resigning was due to his choice for his mode of transportation in mid-winter: a bicycle
Dude, slow down please. I listen everyday while having my 4am coffee and can’t think fast enough until I get to the bottom of the cup. lol love the channel and keep up the great work!
I saw this one in a labour arbitration once. A maintenance guy spilled gas from a gas-powered blower on the back seat of his truck. He had the bright idea to burn off the fumes. As the arbtrator's decision said, "Predictably, the seat burned quite well." So did the rest of the truck, and after that, his job.
(TLDR at the end) When I worked at a pizza restaurant, we had 2 guys (S and J) get fired the same week for very obnoxious reasons. For context, S and J started working there at the same time and had only been there for a couple weeks. Neither were good at their job and no one really liked them, but we were short staffed so we took what we could get. One day that I was working as a server, we had about 8 different groups walk in within 5 minutes during the after-church lunch rush, on top of the couple tables that were already there. The other server, S, sat his tables in the front, and I sat mine in the back. As I was returning to the drink station after taking my customers' orders, his tables stopped me to ask where their server was and why he hadn't even given them menus, let alone taken their order. I asked S about this, and he said, "What tables?" I pointed to his tables, "Those tables right there in front." He again asked, "What tables??" I pulled out the table map, "These tables! The ones right in front that you can see from where we are standing right now!" This went back and forth a couple more times before he said, "Oh honey, you just don't know what you're doing! I'm not going to take this bullshit, fuck y'all!" He walked out, leaving me with around 10 relatively large tables to tend to by myself. I walked over to his boyfriend, J, and asked what his problem was, and this motherfucker says, "Oh, S is just in a bad mood today because he soiled himself when he got to work." S fucking pissed his pants at work, was handling people's food while having piss pants which is fucking disgusting, and took it out on me. He was fired when the GM was notified that he walked out. A few days later, J was also fired. He was training to be a shift manager, but we all knew that he wasn't fit for the job. He was so disorganized and basically refused to learn how to do any of the positions, which shift managers were required to learn in case we needed help. His shift started with him calling a very obviously female coworker, the shift manager who was training him that day, "sir," which on its own isn't too big a deal, mistakes happen. He was also being belligerent and rude to both customers and employees. Then we started noticing that he was slurring his speech and stumbling a bit. When he walked through the kitchen (i was working kitchen that day), you could see each cook cringe one by one as he passed because J smelled like he literally took a shower in vodka. The kitchen lead asked if we smelled it too to confirm his suspicion, and of course, we did. The kitchen lead went to the GM and told her what happened. He was fired and sent home on the spot. TLDR: S was fired for pissing his pants at work (a biohazard, especially when handling people's food) then getting mad at me and walking out because I asked him to do his job. A few days later, J was fired for being absolutely wasted at work and berrating both customers and employees.
As a previous Kirby vacuum salesman I quit after a month. They forced me to wake up at 8am every morning and I wouldn't be home until 9pm. The only day we didn't work was Sunday. We'd go door to do selling Kirby and the promise was 10 percent commission with 525 every week thrown on top. Every week there was some problem with what I did that only BARELY gave me the commission (I sold 11 in that month) which wasn't much the first week. I was making less than minimum wage so I quit. When I asked about my last check which would have had about 500 dollars he just blocked me. I didn't even care, I just wanted to keep away from that backwater company. I have many more Kirby horror stories if anyone is interested lol
You should pursue that check just on principle. So it doesn't happen to others. I never let employers get away with breaking the law and violating employee rights, simply on principle even if it doesn't really affect me much directly
@@user-mn9wc5ru5w I would but everything they did was shady and honestly probably illegal. When I got the job they did a background check on one of those websites you pay like 10 bucks a month to search people up on. All my checks were paper handwritten checks, no taxes were taken out and even once after we made a sale to someone in cash I was given 200 dollars right then. Now that I'm a bit older I know how bad that place was and I'm just happy to be disconnected from the company
@@bostonrailfan2427 Can you tell me where I lied? Everything I said was true, I didn't have a car and was staying with my family when I was 20 and they took advantage of me. They showed up in a white van every morning honking their horn at me, I wouldn't be home until late every night, I even still have this bootleg paper printed certificates for getting my first sale, 2 sales in a day, 3 sales in a day and 2 sales to the same person. They had a giant fake check and I still even got the pictures to that aswell. If you think something I said was a lie point it out and I'll go into better detail.
Was acting 2nd manager at the branch of an inventory company I worked for for several years. Had a really satisfying firing even if I wasn't the one directly responsible for the firing, had a worker who was notoriously lazy. Well one night our branch is helping out another branch in our downtime, and it's winter so he's wearing a stocking cap, well the store we're preforming an inventory for has a policy regarding hats. They call a friend of mine who was the one actually running the event to ask him to have the individual remove his hat, he call me on a radio since he's one of my employees not his, so I relay the message he's tells me (in much more colorful language) to get lost. I inform my friend that he won't remove the hat, he says ok if the store says something again we'll address it further. About an hour goes by sure enough the store makes another comment. My friend lets me know and I try asking again, he again tells me to get lost and he won't remove it for anyone. At this point I know there isn't anything more I can do, so I call my friend ask him to meet up with me to discuss not over the radio, explain the situation and explain with him being the person responsible for the event it would be better if he had the worker leave (which we both agreed would be the best solution). So my friend goes over to address the situation starting with asking him to remove the hat, worker goes on an absolute tirade, so when my friend tells him to clock out and leave the building the worker gets even more irate and starts threatening him. My friend gets his phone out and dials 911 and tells the employee to leave or the cops would be involved and they could remove him. Worker finally leaves while hurling more insults and threats including but not limited to claiming he had a firearm he was going to use against my friend. My friend has an email typed out to HR before he's even clocked out. The employee was perma banned from working for the company due to firearm threats. It was already a long enough story to get into further details as to why is was such a satisfying firing for me but let's just say I had history with this individual and he had been a thorn in my side trying to help run that team for a while, plus before I even started helping run the team I'd had problems with him.
Company already allowed 9 or 10 breaks to this woman on her "final warning" for being late. Cried on the phone for an hour with my boss and me pleading for another chance. Boss caved. She was late THE NEXT DAY. Then lied and said she was in the building despite the fact I held up a screen shot from the security camera and the badge swipe report telling us the second she actually arrived. Finally was able to let her go. 2 weeks later, HR asked if I could check "yes" instead of "no" on eligible to rehire, you know, to keep up the DEI ratio. I refused, and resume was out the next day. Started much better job a couple months later where I no longer have to hawk time cards.
Have a very small family therapy practice. TLDR: Large multinational corp paid a women to try to run us into the ground. She only saw enough patients to not get fired and got really expensive trainning paid for by us....and left right after getting the commpleteing it. She went back to the multinational corp.
there was a guy who worked in the deli of the store I work as a cashier for. a couple of months before I was hired, he was fired for dealing weed and sexually harassing people. He still uses the store's parking lot to avoid a red light pretty much every day in his straight piped Infinity G35 (the worst sounding car on the planet)
I feel bad for the Machinist who has a drinking problem. 🍸 I've been let go for the same stuff, it's a real eye opener. I'm so happy I'm better now. That guy seems like a great person working through stuff. Alcohol is sooo rough.
A College in another nursing home i worked at was a nightshift Worker. He was fired for watching on the Nightshift Porn on the Computer of the Nursing Home.
Not me but my Dad working as Production Manager in a Chemical Factory, one guy refused to follow safety protocols, like Wearing hardhats and gloves. Was a really well paid job, but just refused to wear safety equipment
I worked in a call center for a very large bank. We handled customer service for the larger accounts. One day police officers and the FBI came in. One of the employees had been writing down credit card numbers of clients and using them for making online purchases. I think she had even transferred money from a couple of accounts to her account. Our computers were always monitored and security cameras were everywhere so they had a ton of evidence! They handcuffed her right there at her work station and walked her out. I wasn’t there that day but everyone was stunned and I can’t imagine how she could think she’d ever get away with it!
I was technically a boss, but had to fire 2 people from 1 job: 1. She was to be working both as the breakfast attendant and as the laundry person. With the laundry room a little bit away from the breakfast room, I could understand if at times she wasn’t always on top of breakfast (at least not until it had ended at 10 am and it was to more clean the breakfast items while waiting for dirty laundry from the housekeepers). However, at times she would hide herself in the business center (more of a cubbyhole with a computer and a printer) so this would lead to the previous manager or myself having to restock something for the breakfast while we were also taking care of check out guests and having things ready for the pool, hot tub and fitness room. Well, one July she goes on vacation to her home country of Egypt 🇪🇬. She was originally just be there for a month. Well a month passes and we hear no word from her, and we’re wondering whether she has a sick or dying family member, has been detained by the new government (just after the coup) or whether a flight has been delayed. After over 2 months with no responses or any idea where she has been, she comes back and tries to reclaim her hours. The #2 overall in charge and I tell her that’s not possible due to having 2 people already for her position, so she’ll have to get hours from a different schedule. She brings in her husband the next day to force us to give her back her schedule, but we don’t budge, letting her know that her bad work ethic and this behavior in regards to her trip were unacceptable, so she either had to accept things on our terms or she would be fired. Last I knew, she’s more of a nanny. 2. A guy was hired to work night audit a few nights a week (I was mainly given overnights due to 1. My work ethic (between getting guests their receipts under their doors, taking care of trash, laundry, the pool and hot tub, the fitness room, ordering supplies, making sure things were set to the brand standards, audit reports, and the breakfast, I was the main front desk person keeping the hotel running) 2. I was one of the few holdovers after ownership got switched. Well, the gentleman who was hired like to 1. Focus more on surveys than the job during the overnight cause A. He couldn’t fold laundry. B. Had no clue how to take care of the pool or hot tub. C. Could only do limited parts of the breakfast (meanwhile I could have almost everything ready for 7 am breakfast by 6:30 am). He said “Well I’m making up to $30 a week on surveys” (Dude, if you did your job properly, you could make that in 3.5 hours of work). 2. His customer service skills were hit or miss. One time, both the #2 overall and I were in agreement that because of certain stipulations, a certain guest wouldn’t receive an additional discount. I later find out that not even 24 hours later, the guy has given the guest the additional discount. We have a meeting with him and said that he was intimidated by the guy, and we told him then why didn’t he call a manager. He got ticked off and then didn’t show up to work for a week. When he did show back up, he was fired the next morning. About 2 years later, working at a different property, I see his name as an applicant for a similar job where I work at. I tell the owner that I’m rejecting the guy due to my experiences and the owner agrees. I proceed to tell the guy he’s not hired and the guy proceeds to get on an expletive laden rant, so we tell him he’s blacklisted and any further contact will result in cops being called on him.
Not a manager but the employee affected. I worked a night shift at a lab and this guy was on my shift and it was set up that we share all work on that shift equally. Dumby thought he could take off for the shift to hang out with his girlfriend without telling anyone and I’d cover it and he could continue getting paid for work he wasn’t doing that I had to do myself. No idea why he thought he could do that nor why he wouldn’t ask for my help in exchange for favors
That drunk guy reminded me of what a relative deals with at a machine shop he works at. The company often ends the work day early in order to hold drinking parties, at the company, and some of those guys drive a reeeaaallly long way to get home. Well, a guy has already had 2 car crashes on his way home from these work drinking parties, and he lives the closest to the company out of all of them. The company has A LOT of screwy practices going on that make shit sense, they barely sell anything because its all screwed up from start to finish, everything that needs to go right goes wrong, and more than half of the people there don't know what the fuck they are doing even though it's their life long profession. Oh, and most of these guys are old, unhealthy, etc. so its not like they are young and stupid or anything like that, they have wives, kids, responsibilities that they've had for decades. Almost nobody ever gets fired though, in fact, the company just keeps hiring more of those nutso people. My relative doesn't drink with them though and he's one of the best guys there is, but he stays because he needs the job. You'd be surprised how many machining companys just suddenly go out of business, but not because they were like the company i just described. They just went bankrupt and stopped being able to pay their workers. So my relative has gone through a lot in that industry just because of all the shitty companies there are, im not even going to mention all the stories he's told me about workplace accidents and shit. (A quick summary is, people can indeed die from pure stupidity and equally stupid decisions that were done ON PURPOSE. It is not for the faint of heart. - Warning: gruesome ahead. - You think, oh you just have to program a computer, turn on this machine, follow these instructions, and repeat, it's so easy a child could do this stuff... until you have to pick out the body parts of your coworker from the machines, or watch a guy bleed out from losing his limbs because he slipped. The nicest one was a guy had a heartattack during a meeting and no one noticed because it happened so quick.)
The best one I can remember was this stoner that put every other stoner to shame him we worked in fruit and veg on first hire he would be on the shop floor for 5 minuets and be gone for the rest of the shift , when questioned he said he was taking a shit , he was fired with in 4 days as it kept happening ,
Obligatory not a business owner but i work with the owner. We had an employee who was hired to drive pizza around. He doesn’t like working slightly later than he was scheduled (the status quo was you stay until we arent busy, he agreed to that) and i guess after being asked to do his job enough he texts another driver “man i wish (owner) would stop working me like a (n-word hard R).” other driver shows it to owner and he loses it, guy is immediately fired and even tries to claim unemployment.
Man I used to work for a momNpop and those two were horrible to everyone especially customers, narcissistic to the extreme believing people would put up with it just because they're so awesome, plus they used the business as a weapon against eachother in their marriage! Smh, only good part about that job was watching karens get shut down by those jerks.
Just have to share, “machinist” is pronounced “machine-ist” because I haven’t seen anyone correct it. Otherwise good video! Love listening while at work haha
Auto manufacturer regional parts warehouse, we had regular employees as well as temps when needed, which was often. Temp agency kept sending this one short-tempered dude who had terminal B.O. Hints didn't work, nor requests to temp agency to send someone else. Around this time, kept getting complaints from dealer parts departments about orders arriving damaged, specifically windshields. Traced back through order pick sheets, most damage claims came from this guy's work. Gave the dude a fake order pick sheet including a windshield and followed him from a row back. Now because of the strict numerical parts number order in the warehouse, some glass was up on the fourth level of the stacks, about 20'. Stinky did not ask for help, use a man lift or forklift or rolling ladder, just shinnied up the stack ape fashion while swearing like a drunken sailor, and heaved the windshield box over the side, and calmly added it to his order cart. Bye-bye, Stinky....!
I worked for Kirby,biggest scam ever!! I never even ended up getting paid cause the one sale I made I never even got paid for cause the commission check they wrote me bounced 😢Was not even worth pursuing in small claims court!
Stalker nice guy is scary creepy af. Glad he was fired but I hope all those ladies put in a report to the cops for a history so when he does do something worse he actually gets arrested and not just get a slap on the hand for a apparent one off. Like I dont even like co-workers knowing where I live so I to would be freaking out if one just showed up or caught following me😱 and I'm a dude but honestly flirting with every female co-worker is a red flag like I'd get a crush on a co-worker but everyone is a red flag
Dude crashes into cars so much in this game that he now crashes THROUGH them. No one harmed, not even the cars. Not ranking on him, as I'm just as bad if not worse. 😂🤣 Also, on story 18, fumbling around with my Pokémon cards to relieve anxiety. I feel called out lmao. If they mention Squishmallow in any of these stories, I'm out. Dead.
2:32 that story isn't true IMO. ADA protects coming to work drunk under addiction. My last job had a really hard time firing a guy who was a wino because of this. Also the employee is correct, you cannot tell them what they can or cannot do during their lunch off the premise (my last job tried to write up another guy for it and it became a huge HR thing). EDIT: I'm making the assumption this is an American story so I should consider it might not be.
I love and hate this channel. Love because it’s very entertaining. Hate because it destroys my RUclips recommendations
Yup it's s fucked how badly is affected my recommended
Literally same
Lol yep this shit hits different but I like to keep 40K vids stocked too
My sister was in charge of the life guards at the leisure centre she managed. My sister is a hard worker and dedicated to life guard training because she knows that if you don't do your best people die. One time there was a life guard that seemed off...but nothing obvious so no body thought too much about it. Until there was a child drowning in the pool and, according to my sister, he just watched. Didn't attempt any rescue. Just watched this kid in distress. Another life guard spots this and rescues the kid so the child is okay. And the life guard was fired on the spot.
Sick guy!
I had set up a street outreach program for a health department. One of the employees was gay and had a desk in a cube farm with a number of nurses. He was watching porn on the computer and nurses walking by could see it. They complained to their supervisor, who asked me to accompany me to his cubicle. We cranked up his computer and I clicked on one of the pages in the history, and sure enough, it was porn. We fired him and he issued a complaint for discrimination. We had a phone hearing, and he admitted that he was watching porn. The judge asked him what he expected would happen and closed the hearing. Another agency had just fired a dozen heterosexual men for watching porn, so the discrimination argument flew like a lead balloon.
Worked at a theme park and a colleague was fired because he'd go on 'smoke breaks' or 'toilet breaks' and not come back, he would smoke in non-smoking areas and he would even stand inside ride areas, not in the ride booth because 'it was okay, you know me' which was definitely not allowed. He was not there for long at all.
Six flags?
@@kettleshot6044 Nope, it was in the UK :)
The alcoholic machinist one is actually pretty sad. Alcohol can totally wreck your life so bad, and it's an addiction, though largely a societally approved one. Something probably happened that made him fall off the bandwagon again, and of course losing his job again and having to deal with all that probably made it worse for a while. I hope he gets the help he needs to really kick the addiction and keep himself away from alcohol in the future and straighten out his life.
'came back into the house with a nun and robbed my dad' I know what it was supposed to say but that's a funny visual 😂
Robbing people with the power of JESUS.
@@XaxaWashingtongodly powers
"Say hello, to my little Sister!"
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO GIMME YOUR WALLET"
“The Sword of God be with ye: now pay thee the tithe!”
Had two coworkers get fired at an old job because one of them was caught giving the other a blowie in the parking lot during morning break.
Me and the boys before and after work be like
I mean, if they were on break... 😆 🤣 jk, guys! Jk!
Brenda sounds like my old manager, especially the 45 minutes late with Starbucks and McDonalds
Just an FYI, the word 'machinist' is pronounced machine-ist (ma-sheen-ist) that's what my dad did for work 😊
I'm thinking because 'mechanic/ mechanist'
THANK YOU. I was shouting at my screen every time I heard it.
Thank you! That was killing me. 😂
That had me dyin 🤣🤣
Did Hermione Granger wrote this?
I once shared an office with the secretary of the Company Secretary. She once spent an afternoon in a foul mood because she'd had to type a letter firing someone because of their poor sickness record. The woman concerned had advanced cervical cancer.
Holy moley! I hope the company got sued.
fast-food location on a college campus so staff is mostly early 20's but sometimes have teenagers. this one high schooler was *special*, the only person in the 2 years i've been there to get fired.
- he was half-black but looked white, and was saying the n-word at the counter well within earshot of customers.
- the first friday night he worked he was clearly getting overwhelmed and complaining about the rush we were in, i went back and let the manager know we should probably put him on a prep task in the back before it got worse. i come back and he looks at me and loudly says "GOD I WISH I COULD FOCUS BUT THERE ARE ALL THESE SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN AROUND!" .... i proceed to look past the counter and the most risque people I can find are a couple girls in tank tops.
- he asked me if i thought he could "pull a college girl"... i told him probably not.
- he asked someone about if a coworker was single and was informed that she's a lesbian, he then says "UGH why is it ALWAYS THE GOOD ONES?"
- final straw was right after we finished closing when he wanted to take home a gallon of milk for cereal the next day. the manager (who was also the assistant GM) told him no, he started screaming and cussing him out. this is the only time i've seen this guy get angry at someone and he told the rest of us to go home. he later said it took 40 minutes to get this kid calmed down, terminate him, and get the paperwork processed.
Sun Tzu is alleged to have said, "If you see someone making a mistake, done stop them." Brenda was certainly making a mistake. Good on her getting arrested.
He also said that if fighting his share to result in victory, then you must fight. And I think he knows more about fighting than we do because he invented it.
@@thestreamingone8885And that’s why anytime a bunch of animals are in one place it’s called a zoo!
@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial Unless it's a farm!
Im loving these job oriented stories ngl. Giving me a lot of perspective.
Since Im just now finally physically healthy enough to work my first job (starting this week!), Ive had no exposure to the shit people gotta keep your eyes peeled for at one point or another lol
Really random and I don't know you, but man, first job? I'm honestly happy as hell for you.
Good luck! Youre going to meet really great and really horrid peeps, just try to keep your cool with the latter (trash takes itself out, always). You got this!
@@NijutheWolf Thank you so much!❤️
It’s overwhelming as feck because Im 25, but I try not to think about it too much since it wasn’t laziness or incompetence that landed me in these circumstances lol.
@@janemiettinen5176 Thank you so much too!!❤️
Im excited to meet new people - people lead and ops manager seemed really cool at orientation.
During orientation I got introduced to a fair amount of employees too. But those were the day or evening shift folks.
It’s fairly easy for me to get along with most people. My anxiety is about remembering how to do things and asking for help😂
@@Tayl0r_ Absolutely! From my pov, no matter when you start a job, ESPECIALLY if it was with bad circumstances, that's so amazing!!
Story 15: That's a defamation lawsuit. That would go poorly for him.
*Slander. Defamation is when something is published. Basically the same thing, although slander can be a bit harder to prove
@@wadedevinney9681no, it’s defamation…it’s in addition to libel or slander as it’s targeted directly at harming vs. possibly causing harm
The bathroom story for some reason reminded me, of day where I worked in pub. Boss told me to clean the bathroom, only for me to find there people making out and also inviting me ... yeah...
A new manager hired by the company we worked for. He stepped in with his new ideas, which included reusing the coffee grounds, not discarding stale food, not wasting our time with all that cleaning. Yep, he was coming in with new ideas. He seemed to also have the idea that staff were his personal attendants and that customers were his dating pool. The very icon of a person who has so much more money and family ties than he has competence in the workplace. We bit our lips and tried to make it work. The temptation to call him in was REAL. He was there for about a month; disappeared without comment and was never mentioned again. Money doesn't give you management or business skills. Wisdom is not passed on genetically.
That poor elderly lady :C
Story 5 is just sad, a guy who just needs support, but the boss can't offer it
He did, he gave the guy a job so he could get back on his feet.
@@snake5solid I know, but what I mean is the guy needs people outside of work to help him
he had support, and blew it again. you can’t help those who won’t help themselves
On story 15 about the narcissistic assistant manager -- narcissists don't really care about things the same way normal people do. It differs from narcissist to narcissist, but I would wager that this particular narcissist got his kicks from people feeling bad that he had to work for such a backwards thinking, horrible boss. It probably didn't matter to him whether the job went under or not -- why? Because it adds to his sob story either way. If the job continues, he has to keep working for this bigot. If the business goes under, oh woe is me, I'm out of work because no one wants to do business with a bigot, if only my boss had been a better person, I wouldn't be unemployed.
When considering why a narcissist does what they do, you need to look for what benefit they get from their actions. A narcissist never does something that isn't directly for their benefit. If it doesn't look like they are getting something from an interaction, then they just aren't getting what most people would want from that same interaction. (source, was raised by a narcissist)
I had one guy I worked with that was such an idiot.
We delivered food in a Hospital together.
He would try to bring plates back into rotation that still had chunks of food, he would stock two rows of juice old one the left new on the right cause he is left handed. instead of FIFO. (First In First Out.)
He would lie all the time.
He said his year old daughter changed the password to his phone. and blamed his mom and daughter. and when I told home to take responsibility he said I did I bought a new one.
He gave me a ride home one time and I had to try and give directions without talking or using my hands.
and His last day he asked what NPO meant. and that is 6 months of work. we learn that on day one.
I sucked at a bunch of things at my job and some people used to ask why my lazy ass never got fired. Well. Turns out I hold some patents for stuff in my industry and am the only person in Europe who can offer one very specific service for which my company charges a buttload. Having a very specific skillset can be quite useful.
2:15 What is a 'mechanist'? Did they mean 'machinist'?
Yep.
Ai reading?
@@JPOC226: But the first time it was also spelled wrong.
@jstrahan2 didn't notice was listening while doing chores
I think it was supposed to be mechanic
Story from my dad - he works in manufacturing, where they use special tools for their machines that come out of a sort of vending machine like system, tools start going missing, tool maker looks on EBay and finds a company selling tools, contact the seller, turns out it's an employee of the company my dad works for, the kicker? He used an email address that contained * his own name * for the ebay account and his name was the company name. Criminal Genius right there lmao
I owned a 7-11 in Chicago and an employee turned in his resignation 2 days before Christmas because he had to go to meet a friend for a week in New York. Reason for resigning was due to his choice for his mode of transportation in mid-winter: a bicycle
Godspeed is all I can say.
Dude, slow down please. I listen everyday while having my 4am coffee and can’t think fast enough until I get to the bottom of the cup. lol love the channel and keep up the great work!
24:25 she's almost a cartoon villain lmfao
I saw this one in a labour arbitration once. A maintenance guy spilled gas from a gas-powered blower on the back seat of his truck. He had the bright idea to burn off the fumes. As the arbtrator's decision said, "Predictably, the seat burned quite well." So did the rest of the truck, and after that, his job.
(TLDR at the end) When I worked at a pizza restaurant, we had 2 guys (S and J) get fired the same week for very obnoxious reasons. For context, S and J started working there at the same time and had only been there for a couple weeks. Neither were good at their job and no one really liked them, but we were short staffed so we took what we could get.
One day that I was working as a server, we had about 8 different groups walk in within 5 minutes during the after-church lunch rush, on top of the couple tables that were already there. The other server, S, sat his tables in the front, and I sat mine in the back. As I was returning to the drink station after taking my customers' orders, his tables stopped me to ask where their server was and why he hadn't even given them menus, let alone taken their order. I asked S about this, and he said, "What tables?" I pointed to his tables, "Those tables right there in front." He again asked, "What tables??" I pulled out the table map, "These tables! The ones right in front that you can see from where we are standing right now!" This went back and forth a couple more times before he said, "Oh honey, you just don't know what you're doing! I'm not going to take this bullshit, fuck y'all!" He walked out, leaving me with around 10 relatively large tables to tend to by myself. I walked over to his boyfriend, J, and asked what his problem was, and this motherfucker says, "Oh, S is just in a bad mood today because he soiled himself when he got to work." S fucking pissed his pants at work, was handling people's food while having piss pants which is fucking disgusting, and took it out on me. He was fired when the GM was notified that he walked out.
A few days later, J was also fired. He was training to be a shift manager, but we all knew that he wasn't fit for the job. He was so disorganized and basically refused to learn how to do any of the positions, which shift managers were required to learn in case we needed help. His shift started with him calling a very obviously female coworker, the shift manager who was training him that day, "sir," which on its own isn't too big a deal, mistakes happen. He was also being belligerent and rude to both customers and employees. Then we started noticing that he was slurring his speech and stumbling a bit. When he walked through the kitchen (i was working kitchen that day), you could see each cook cringe one by one as he passed because J smelled like he literally took a shower in vodka. The kitchen lead asked if we smelled it too to confirm his suspicion, and of course, we did. The kitchen lead went to the GM and told her what happened. He was fired and sent home on the spot.
TLDR: S was fired for pissing his pants at work (a biohazard, especially when handling people's food) then getting mad at me and walking out because I asked him to do his job. A few days later, J was fired for being absolutely wasted at work and berrating both customers and employees.
Remember kids, if you're going to steal from work, keep it to $499 max.
Underrated comment
it’s under $249.99 in my state
Am i the only one who thinks the he should have a podcast?
Nope
Nah I agree
Everyone has podcasts nowadays.
I mean most people do have a podcast, but i thi k it would still be intresting
Yea
As a previous Kirby vacuum salesman I quit after a month. They forced me to wake up at 8am every morning and I wouldn't be home until 9pm. The only day we didn't work was Sunday. We'd go door to do selling Kirby and the promise was 10 percent commission with 525 every week thrown on top. Every week there was some problem with what I did that only BARELY gave me the commission (I sold 11 in that month) which wasn't much the first week. I was making less than minimum wage so I quit. When I asked about my last check which would have had about 500 dollars he just blocked me. I didn't even care, I just wanted to keep away from that backwater company. I have many more Kirby horror stories if anyone is interested lol
You should pursue that check just on principle. So it doesn't happen to others. I never let employers get away with breaking the law and violating employee rights, simply on principle even if it doesn't really affect me much directly
This is a pink 10 inch tall puffball with nub arms and red shoes moment
nice lie…
@@user-mn9wc5ru5w I would but everything they did was shady and honestly probably illegal. When I got the job they did a background check on one of those websites you pay like 10 bucks a month to search people up on. All my checks were paper handwritten checks, no taxes were taken out and even once after we made a sale to someone in cash I was given 200 dollars right then. Now that I'm a bit older I know how bad that place was and I'm just happy to be disconnected from the company
@@bostonrailfan2427 Can you tell me where I lied?
Everything I said was true, I didn't have a car and was staying with my family when I was 20 and they took advantage of me. They showed up in a white van every morning honking their horn at me, I wouldn't be home until late every night, I even still have this bootleg paper printed certificates for getting my first sale, 2 sales in a day, 3 sales in a day and 2 sales to the same person. They had a giant fake check and I still even got the pictures to that aswell. If you think something I said was a lie point it out and I'll go into better detail.
6:58 :) I am not a stalker or creepy I am a "Man with an innate need to protect women"
Amazing reading and extra commentary
This is great content to watch during work but MAN my algorithm is in shambles.
I love these vids. Awesome to hear some of these stories with the amazing voice acting. This channel is really underrated.👍
That last one was freaking stellar. 🖤🖤🖤
There really are slow learners, stubborn slow learners.
Just wanted to let you know, re: story 5 - it's pronounced "machine-ist". Thanks for the videos! 👍
Was acting 2nd manager at the branch of an inventory company I worked for for several years. Had a really satisfying firing even if I wasn't the one directly responsible for the firing, had a worker who was notoriously lazy. Well one night our branch is helping out another branch in our downtime, and it's winter so he's wearing a stocking cap, well the store we're preforming an inventory for has a policy regarding hats. They call a friend of mine who was the one actually running the event to ask him to have the individual remove his hat, he call me on a radio since he's one of my employees not his, so I relay the message he's tells me (in much more colorful language) to get lost. I inform my friend that he won't remove the hat, he says ok if the store says something again we'll address it further. About an hour goes by sure enough the store makes another comment. My friend lets me know and I try asking again, he again tells me to get lost and he won't remove it for anyone. At this point I know there isn't anything more I can do, so I call my friend ask him to meet up with me to discuss not over the radio, explain the situation and explain with him being the person responsible for the event it would be better if he had the worker leave (which we both agreed would be the best solution). So my friend goes over to address the situation starting with asking him to remove the hat, worker goes on an absolute tirade, so when my friend tells him to clock out and leave the building the worker gets even more irate and starts threatening him. My friend gets his phone out and dials 911 and tells the employee to leave or the cops would be involved and they could remove him. Worker finally leaves while hurling more insults and threats including but not limited to claiming he had a firearm he was going to use against my friend. My friend has an email typed out to HR before he's even clocked out. The employee was perma banned from working for the company due to firearm threats. It was already a long enough story to get into further details as to why is was such a satisfying firing for me but let's just say I had history with this individual and he had been a thorn in my side trying to help run that team for a while, plus before I even started helping run the team I'd had problems with him.
17:30 what the hell?!
Company already allowed 9 or 10 breaks to this woman on her "final warning" for being late. Cried on the phone for an hour with my boss and me pleading for another chance. Boss caved.
She was late THE NEXT DAY. Then lied and said she was in the building despite the fact I held up a screen shot from the security camera and the badge swipe report telling us the second she actually arrived.
Finally was able to let her go. 2 weeks later, HR asked if I could check "yes" instead of "no" on eligible to rehire, you know, to keep up the DEI ratio. I refused, and resume was out the next day. Started much better job a couple months later where I no longer have to hawk time cards.
Story two if i heard that in real life i would be rolling on the floor laughing
Have a very small family therapy practice. TLDR: Large multinational corp paid a women to try to run us into the ground.
She only saw enough patients to not get fired and got really expensive trainning paid for by us....and left right after getting the commpleteing it. She went back to the multinational corp.
This needs to be on Spotify
Machine-ist (pronunciation for machinist)
there was a guy who worked in the deli of the store I work as a cashier for. a couple of months before I was hired, he was fired for dealing weed and sexually harassing people. He still uses the store's parking lot to avoid a red light pretty much every day in his straight piped Infinity G35 (the worst sounding car on the planet)
I feel bad for the Machinist who has a drinking problem. 🍸 I've been let go for the same stuff, it's a real eye opener. I'm so happy I'm better now. That guy seems like a great person working through stuff. Alcohol is sooo rough.
A College in another nursing home i worked at was a nightshift Worker. He was fired for watching on the Nightshift Porn on the Computer of the Nursing Home.
"years ago, like in the 90s..."
Not me but my Dad working as Production Manager in a Chemical Factory, one guy refused to follow safety protocols, like Wearing hardhats and gloves. Was a really well paid job, but just refused to wear safety equipment
I worked in a call center for a very large bank. We handled customer service for the larger accounts. One day police officers and the FBI came in. One of the employees had been writing down credit card numbers of clients and using them for making online purchases. I think she had even transferred money from a couple of accounts to her account. Our computers were always monitored and security cameras were everywhere so they had a ton of evidence! They handcuffed her right there at her work station and walked her out. I wasn’t there that day but everyone was stunned and I can’t imagine how she could think she’d ever get away with it!
14:12 sounds like me, I’m a nerd and I like Pokémon
I was technically a boss, but had to fire 2 people from 1 job:
1. She was to be working both as the breakfast attendant and as the laundry person. With the laundry room a little bit away from the breakfast room, I could understand if at times she wasn’t always on top of breakfast (at least not until it had ended at 10 am and it was to more clean the breakfast items while waiting for dirty laundry from the housekeepers). However, at times she would hide herself in the business center (more of a cubbyhole with a computer and a printer) so this would lead to the previous manager or myself having to restock something for the breakfast while we were also taking care of check out guests and having things ready for the pool, hot tub and fitness room. Well, one July she goes on vacation to her home country of Egypt 🇪🇬. She was originally just be there for a month. Well a month passes and we hear no word from her, and we’re wondering whether she has a sick or dying family member, has been detained by the new government (just after the coup) or whether a flight has been delayed. After over 2 months with no responses or any idea where she has been, she comes back and tries to reclaim her hours. The #2 overall in charge and I tell her that’s not possible due to having 2 people already for her position, so she’ll have to get hours from a different schedule. She brings in her husband the next day to force us to give her back her schedule, but we don’t budge, letting her know that her bad work ethic and this behavior in regards to her trip were unacceptable, so she either had to accept things on our terms or she would be fired. Last I knew, she’s more of a nanny.
2. A guy was hired to work night audit a few nights a week (I was mainly given overnights due to 1. My work ethic (between getting guests their receipts under their doors, taking care of trash, laundry, the pool and hot tub, the fitness room, ordering supplies, making sure things were set to the brand standards, audit reports, and the breakfast, I was the main front desk person keeping the hotel running) 2. I was one of the few holdovers after ownership got switched.
Well, the gentleman who was hired like to 1. Focus more on surveys than the job during the overnight cause A. He couldn’t fold laundry. B. Had no clue how to take care of the pool or hot tub. C. Could only do limited parts of the breakfast (meanwhile I could have almost everything ready for 7 am breakfast by 6:30 am). He said “Well I’m making up to $30 a week on surveys” (Dude, if you did your job properly, you could make that in 3.5 hours of work). 2. His customer service skills were hit or miss. One time, both the #2 overall and I were in agreement that because of certain stipulations, a certain guest wouldn’t receive an additional discount. I later find out that not even 24 hours later, the guy has given the guest the additional discount. We have a meeting with him and said that he was intimidated by the guy, and we told him then why didn’t he call a manager. He got ticked off and then didn’t show up to work for a week. When he did show back up, he was fired the next morning.
About 2 years later, working at a different property, I see his name as an applicant for a similar job where I work at. I tell the owner that I’m rejecting the guy due to my experiences and the owner agrees. I proceed to tell the guy he’s not hired and the guy proceeds to get on an expletive laden rant, so we tell him he’s blacklisted and any further contact will result in cops being called on him.
Not a manager but the employee affected. I worked a night shift at a lab and this guy was on my shift and it was set up that we share all work on that shift equally. Dumby thought he could take off for the shift to hang out with his girlfriend without telling anyone and I’d cover it and he could continue getting paid for work he wasn’t doing that I had to do myself. No idea why he thought he could do that nor why he wouldn’t ask for my help in exchange for favors
That drunk guy reminded me of what a relative deals with at a machine shop he works at. The company often ends the work day early in order to hold drinking parties, at the company, and some of those guys drive a reeeaaallly long way to get home. Well, a guy has already had 2 car crashes on his way home from these work drinking parties, and he lives the closest to the company out of all of them.
The company has A LOT of screwy practices going on that make shit sense, they barely sell anything because its all screwed up from start to finish, everything that needs to go right goes wrong, and more than half of the people there don't know what the fuck they are doing even though it's their life long profession. Oh, and most of these guys are old, unhealthy, etc. so its not like they are young and stupid or anything like that, they have wives, kids, responsibilities that they've had for decades.
Almost nobody ever gets fired though, in fact, the company just keeps hiring more of those nutso people. My relative doesn't drink with them though and he's one of the best guys there is, but he stays because he needs the job.
You'd be surprised how many machining companys just suddenly go out of business, but not because they were like the company i just described. They just went bankrupt and stopped being able to pay their workers. So my relative has gone through a lot in that industry just because of all the shitty companies there are, im not even going to mention all the stories he's told me about workplace accidents and shit. (A quick summary is, people can indeed die from pure stupidity and equally stupid decisions that were done ON PURPOSE. It is not for the faint of heart. - Warning: gruesome ahead. - You think, oh you just have to program a computer, turn on this machine, follow these instructions, and repeat, it's so easy a child could do this stuff... until you have to pick out the body parts of your coworker from the machines, or watch a guy bleed out from losing his limbs because he slipped. The nicest one was a guy had a heartattack during a meeting and no one noticed because it happened so quick.)
The best one I can remember was this stoner that put every other stoner to shame him we worked in fruit and veg on first hire he would be on the shop floor for 5 minuets and be gone for the rest of the shift , when questioned he said he was taking a shit , he was fired with in 4 days as it kept happening ,
I've had all-day shits before
Lol Machinist pronounced that way is adorable
love this channel ❤
Half of my work pc is games 😂 so far people at work don't care.
Obligatory not a business owner but i work with the owner. We had an employee who was hired to drive pizza around. He doesn’t like working slightly later than he was scheduled (the status quo was you stay until we arent busy, he agreed to that) and i guess after being asked to do his job enough he texts another driver “man i wish (owner) would stop working me like a (n-word hard R).” other driver shows it to owner and he loses it, guy is immediately fired and even tries to claim unemployment.
Sabotaging your own business you work for is like keying your own car, just why?
Man I used to work for a momNpop and those two were horrible to everyone especially customers, narcissistic to the extreme believing people would put up with it just because they're so awesome, plus they used the business as a weapon against eachother in their marriage! Smh, only good part about that job was watching karens get shut down by those jerks.
I worked in an office and the FBI came in and arrested one of my coworkers. She never came back.
These remind me of the Office US.
I love that show
"Mackenist" lol
6:46 Cars fusing together
26:07 THE SHAD HE THROUGH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rage shad
Story 20: nice way of saying you were fired because of your actions…
Just have to share, “machinist” is pronounced “machine-ist” because I haven’t seen anyone correct it. Otherwise good video! Love listening while at work haha
You do not have to upload daily or weekly, but ariund 50:00 minute videos are what we need from your niche. Thanks for reading😊
Auto manufacturer regional parts warehouse, we had regular employees as well as temps when needed, which was often. Temp agency kept sending this one short-tempered dude who had terminal B.O. Hints didn't work, nor requests to temp agency to send someone else. Around this time, kept getting complaints from dealer parts departments about orders arriving damaged, specifically windshields. Traced back through order pick sheets, most damage claims came from this guy's work. Gave the dude a fake order pick sheet including a windshield and followed him from a row back. Now because of the strict numerical parts number order in the warehouse, some glass was up on the fourth level of the stacks, about 20'. Stinky did not ask for help, use a man lift or forklift or rolling ladder, just shinnied up the stack ape fashion while swearing like a drunken sailor, and heaved the windshield box over the side, and calmly added it to his order cart. Bye-bye, Stinky....!
5:31 I think twist dude did all that on purpose to get some good listings or tried to get some suggestions for external storage
story 21: plz dont fire this guy. promote him!
First guy shoulda just put the money back and never came back.
I worked for Kirby,biggest scam ever!! I never even ended up getting paid cause the one sale I made I never even got paid for cause the commission check they wrote me bounced 😢Was not even worth pursuing in small claims court!
videi came out bit early today, nice
Assuming the average work PC is around 500gb, how the hell do you fill up that much space in just six weeks with nothing but porn?
Stalker nice guy is scary creepy af. Glad he was fired but I hope all those ladies put in a report to the cops for a history so when he does do something worse he actually gets arrested and not just get a slap on the hand for a apparent one off.
Like I dont even like co-workers knowing where I live so I to would be freaking out if one just showed up or caught following me😱 and I'm a dude but honestly flirting with every female co-worker is a red flag like I'd get a crush on a co-worker but everyone is a red flag
Anyone know what Roblox game is in the background? Good video
what game are you playing?
algorithm boost #1
My first comment on one of your vids, but could we have some more positive video topics? Nice vid tho
Dude crashes into cars so much in this game that he now crashes THROUGH them. No one harmed, not even the cars. Not ranking on him, as I'm just as bad if not worse. 😂🤣
Also, on story 18, fumbling around with my Pokémon cards to relieve anxiety. I feel called out lmao. If they mention Squishmallow in any of these stories, I'm out. Dead.
Ma-SHEEN-ist
2:32 that story isn't true IMO. ADA protects coming to work drunk under addiction. My last job had a really hard time firing a guy who was a wino because of this. Also the employee is correct, you cannot tell them what they can or cannot do during their lunch off the premise (my last job tried to write up another guy for it and it became a huge HR thing).
EDIT: I'm making the assumption this is an American story so I should consider it might not be.
Is the background footage asseto corsa?
algorithm boost #2
What game is this?
Love those Makinests, you really need those mac fans at a tool and die shop. Is this AI audio or does he really not know how to pronounce machinest.
Can someone please help and tell me the name of the gameplay in the background? I really want to play that game but I don’t know the name…
The word is ma-sheen-ist (machinist) like the word machine not Mac-a nist 😆
Can someone answer what game is being played in this video?
Mackinist…
Whats the game called?
fortnite
Why no blinker in the background video?
12:03 a nun?
Machinist - pronounced machine-ist.
6:20 more like “Incel” is not a protected class
Machinist is pronounced ma-sheen-ist 👍🏻
Mack-inist
70th my second worst:(