The Time I Was Touched By Elmo

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 119

  • @whatnottodo2699
    @whatnottodo2699 8 лет назад +163

    "I would tell you the story of when I got beaten up by a giant panda and possibly molested by a giant elmo"
    This is a sentence I never would have expected to hear at any point in my life. Ever.

  • @1216Rockman
    @1216Rockman 8 лет назад +117

    Should have gone Bankai

  • @DragonAce028
    @DragonAce028 8 лет назад +50

    Elmo is life Elmo is love
    -Tekking

  • @Vendettis
    @Vendettis 8 лет назад +28

    I was in South Carolina, I was at the beach and this drugged out dude stopped in front of me as I was trying to walk to this bar, I looked at me as best as I could as he stared straight up at the moon and asked me "Do you have any cigarettes?" I was dumbfounded and couldn't hear him and asked him "Wha?---" my mom thank god was behind me and pushed me along...saying "No, it's best not to talk with him" he was asking the Moon for cigs...also this another at the beach, my dad went missing and I went looking for him at night, like 12:00 and this couple were in the sand/grass and the guy was like "Hey girl want to join us?" And the woman with him laughed and giggled and gave me eyes and he tried grabbing me, I walked off scared as fuck...weird experiences on beaches

  • @Rhekon
    @Rhekon 8 лет назад +15

    My NY story: someone stomped my toes, after I'd gotten a surgery done on them. It hurt, and I could've pressed charges. I didn't.

  • @Nisa_Pisa
    @Nisa_Pisa 8 лет назад +3

    DUDE THE MOMENT HE SAID NAKED COWBOY I KNEW WHAT TEKKING WAS TALKING ABOUT!!! I actually took a picture with the naked cowboy, mind you we went in march so it's still fucking cold up there.

  • @theonedonn
    @theonedonn 8 лет назад +47

    Tekking, you should do a "10 facts about me" video.

  • @KA-mq3fv
    @KA-mq3fv 4 года назад +5

    4 years later, and i’m convinced kyle starting the coronavirus by eating that pretzel

  • @blackriffguitar5504
    @blackriffguitar5504 8 лет назад +23

    Time Square= Furry City

  • @andrewwells1792
    @andrewwells1792 3 года назад +1

    Best story in a while

  • @Moonz_87-z0
    @Moonz_87-z0 3 года назад +1

    The guy who ate the pretzel off the sidewalk probably has rubber duck aids, the worst kind of aids really.

  • @mrmackellar3337
    @mrmackellar3337 8 лет назад +3

    The time has come (opens closet to reveal panda suit) (puts on panda suit) lets go tekking

  • @mistahspoke9281
    @mistahspoke9281 8 лет назад +5

    Should've went Bankai against elmo and the panda Tekking

  • @vermillion8827
    @vermillion8827 7 лет назад +2

    Guessed this popped up in my recommended tab after the live stream - nice

  • @buddhaspet4042
    @buddhaspet4042 2 года назад +1

    I saw the title and I knew this was gonna be fun😂

  • @ramiel3606
    @ramiel3606 3 месяца назад +1

    WHY IS THIS POPPING UP IN MY RECOMENDED IN 2024???

  • @choppergamer
    @choppergamer 7 лет назад +5

    has the thought ever occurred to you that kyle is just fucking with you guys?
    maybe he just put that pretzel some time before and he's a mastermind that plans your every moves?

  • @DarkKingsKing
    @DarkKingsKing 7 лет назад +1

    "You say you'll sell dignity for $10? Deal! Eat that diseased pretzel!"

  • @mckenziemewtwo
    @mckenziemewtwo 8 лет назад +4

    Was in London there was guys with their faces painted. I was taking a picture of Big Ben and the guys came up to me and wanted me to take a picture with them so I took a selfie and they started trying to get me to give them money. I deleted the picture and told them to fuck off and caught up with my group. if the group wasn't near by I may have been in trouble

    • @Nekobe118
      @Nekobe118 8 лет назад

      I was with one of my friend in London those same guys came up to me and my friend too, and because my friend is cute one of them was kinda try a flirt with her, but she wasn't having any of it, we made it obvious we didn't want those creeps around so they both left us lol

  • @takezo7294
    @takezo7294 8 лет назад +11

    hence the name tickle me elmo

    • @krazyfan1489
      @krazyfan1489 8 лет назад

      +SwagDoritoKingToukaGhoulAssEatingNigga Kaneki
      speaking of that
      i.imgur.com/WqKgWYx.webm

    • @kennebrew49
      @kennebrew49 8 лет назад

      +SwagDoritoKingToukaGhoulAssEatingNigga Kaneki this shit lowkey getting scary i see your everywhere bruh

    • @AceOfPhanatic
      @AceOfPhanatic 8 лет назад

      nigga you all over RUclips but never in the hangout

    • @kennebrew49
      @kennebrew49 8 лет назад

      +Yusuke Vi britannia (Wan panchi-shin) i seen you in that other video too

    • @AceOfPhanatic
      @AceOfPhanatic 8 лет назад

      ddddd yeah
      Most of the time when we are on the same vid
      We reply on each other's comment
      I do it to mess with him

  • @Kagami360
    @Kagami360 5 лет назад +4

    Panda man became real

  • @christianclark1742
    @christianclark1742 8 лет назад +1

    Elmo gave tekking a reach around

  • @bryanalvarez4507
    @bryanalvarez4507 5 лет назад +2

    Sanji: A real man

  • @Degmond26
    @Degmond26 8 лет назад +10

    Tekking, how do you know what John Cena looks like? You know...'CUZ YOU CAN'T SEE HIM !!
    /joke
    Had to xD

  • @kenjikodai
    @kenjikodai 7 лет назад

    there's no sink to let in

  • @NoName-cn4tk
    @NoName-cn4tk 3 года назад +1

    That time Tekking fought Panda Man

  • @aaronmcclarty5254
    @aaronmcclarty5254 4 года назад +1

    Covid19 came from ur friend eating that pretzel

  • @brazykay3840
    @brazykay3840 6 лет назад

    Fuck my screen cracked while watching this video

  • @RobbieStarburster
    @RobbieStarburster 7 лет назад

    If there's anything you can say about New York, it's certainly an unforgettable experience.

  • @darklight9063
    @darklight9063 5 лет назад

    It's called the city that never sleeps for a reason

  • @Drgoon-gs2uf
    @Drgoon-gs2uf 4 года назад

    In time square if those mascots ask to take a picture run because it's expensive and they'll chase you down for that money

  • @natedogmarik2554
    @natedogmarik2554 7 лет назад +1

    tekking bro I swear I'm not lying but when I went to new york my sophomore year of high school for a Spanish field trip that same Elmo was there and attempted to give me a hug and a picture with him all for 20 dollars.

  • @srikargovindarajula
    @srikargovindarajula 5 лет назад

    I doubt anybody will believe me, but in 6th grade, I went on a school field trip to NYC, and my group and I were in Times Square. A bunch of the “cartoon characters” came to us and insisted that we take pictures. We originally were reluctant, but we finally agreed. After the picture, the characters demanded money. As they were demanding payment, the Elmo proceeded to “hug me” (basically hold me hostage) until my chaperone gave them money, in which they left. I was basically scarred after this for a few years, but it’s funny now when my friends remind me of this.

  • @egghunter3813
    @egghunter3813 7 лет назад

    I just walk everywhere

  • @ntandohoga8027
    @ntandohoga8027 3 года назад

    I have mixed emotions about this

  • @zerorequiem6016
    @zerorequiem6016 4 года назад +1

    The time I was touched be elmo
    I got corona

  • @Isomblevous
    @Isomblevous 7 лет назад

    Panda & Elmo vs Tekking & Zeta the Beta

  • @zubin68
    @zubin68 8 лет назад

    I swear you've told this story before on either a Anime Deathsquad or a livestream

  • @shreymandol305
    @shreymandol305 6 лет назад

    Ah. I can't wait to go off to college

  • @Zoyoiku
    @Zoyoiku 7 лет назад +1

    Um what........did I hear all that right

  • @Kubuluno
    @Kubuluno 8 лет назад +8

    beware of the time square pandas aghhhhhh so spooky D:

    • @MrPrince105
      @MrPrince105 8 лет назад +2

      +Nathan Ken That bastard gives pandas a bad name. lol

  • @chaoticangel97
    @chaoticangel97 8 лет назад

    Tekking has found his Chicken!

  • @awgedom9430
    @awgedom9430 3 года назад

    I think he likes New York

  • @hyfordkieransweeney2227
    @hyfordkieransweeney2227 8 лет назад

    For some reason I think I've heard this story before but I don't know how

  • @mikjoestar9028
    @mikjoestar9028 5 лет назад

    ofc his name was kyle

  • @cameronclophus7998
    @cameronclophus7998 8 лет назад +1

    Papa's Burgers has $15-$22.00 burgers

    • @MrPrince105
      @MrPrince105 8 лет назад +2

      +Cameron Clophus Why ? Are they like magic burgers or something ?

    • @cameronclophus7998
      @cameronclophus7998 8 лет назад

      +MrPrince105 least 3/4lb to 1lb plus prime meat. I've seen the burgers they are wide and thick

  • @dustiestspade339
    @dustiestspade339 8 лет назад

    the McD is awsome

  • @KageOni858
    @KageOni858 7 лет назад +1

    bring some bear spray next time you go to NY.

  • @Dexx1s
    @Dexx1s 8 лет назад

    But you can see the top of Elmo's arm. It doesn't sound like it was "significantly lower".

    • @SONYSATURN
      @SONYSATURN 8 лет назад

      +Dexx the Duck that's his backpack.

    • @okaysure1082
      @okaysure1082 8 лет назад

      +Dexx the Duck I guess the arms were at similar levels, but Mat was quite a bit taller than Kennedy, so the arm ended up being lower on his body...

  • @yaseralamoudi4088
    @yaseralamoudi4088 8 лет назад

    culture shocks is a really dangerous thing most of the time in our time
    you may ask why?
    there is many reasons for my statement
    i will try to put some of them and my explanations
    one of them is that its makes you believe in a lot of things with out any solid information or knowledge . i mean you go some place people there know why they are doing what they are doing unlike a visitor , for you , you just see the "beauty " of what they are doing .
    .
    the problem is that when you come back home to your community and environment , most of people try to simulate the culture they vested in a very completely environment and they do that simulation in very rude way . they saw the beauty , but they didn't saw the reasons of that beauty . they saw the surface , but didn't saw the essence .
    look man .... i am tiered of writing in english
    i am tired in writing in english
    i am tiered in writing in english
    الملك تيكينغ 1001= the king tekking 1001
    ps
    replay if you are interested in other explanations bc i see that you have some kind of philosophy by seeing some of your videos

  • @kaiarottyler4143
    @kaiarottyler4143 5 лет назад

    Well u don’t drank or smoke so u can afford a 15 dollar burger

  • @SPECKUU8888
    @SPECKUU8888 7 лет назад +1

    Nice bleach review

  • @mubtasemali72
    @mubtasemali72 8 лет назад

    I have a lot stories in NYC I live there

  • @thegreatdekutree7591
    @thegreatdekutree7591 8 лет назад

    o really its ad just visiting i live there

  • @EnvyTraxus
    @EnvyTraxus 8 лет назад

    F A I L U R E

  • @aboringotakuwhoisntnamedkyle
    @aboringotakuwhoisntnamedkyle 3 года назад

    NOOOOOO

  • @splzxh4361
    @splzxh4361 5 лет назад

    I live in new york city

  • @micahclark9942
    @micahclark9942 7 лет назад +1

    11:20 hahahahahahahha

  • @antheawheeler6283
    @antheawheeler6283 7 лет назад

    I was that panda we shall do a rematch in Melbourne

  • @Bilalt19
    @Bilalt19 7 лет назад

    yeah its so expenseve 15 dollar hamburger you should come to lebanon and you will see what expenseve is really is sorry for my bad english

  • @frostbite4954
    @frostbite4954 7 лет назад

    Nothing spectacular. Just a old crazy bum,trowing empty plastic bottles at the pigeons and squirrels in Madison Square Park,close to the Shakeshack there. In 2010 I did a little father and son trip,with my dad. What did we eat? Pizza! Oh yeah,and walked for 4 fucking hours. Because my dad really wanted to go,to a restaurant if I remenber correct,the name was something down the line like Hummus?! And the food sucked,damn I was pissed lols. Thank god,we find a metro on the way back. Blisters everywhere :p

  • @Vendettis
    @Vendettis 8 лет назад

    woah.. elmo no...eww

  • @user-sc2rw9vq7n
    @user-sc2rw9vq7n 8 лет назад

    bro! I got that too

  • @Happy.Stupid.Neighbor
    @Happy.Stupid.Neighbor 6 лет назад

    A $15 burger is not expensive LOL

    • @unclesam1326
      @unclesam1326 5 лет назад +1

      Why would you pay 15 dollars for a deep fried burger

  • @javonterange7080
    @javonterange7080 5 лет назад

    😂😂 I'm sorry but I still luv u

  • @holypeeg2934
    @holypeeg2934 7 лет назад

    Ummm Wtf...

  • @ulysses21
    @ulysses21 8 лет назад +1

    -_____- OMG

  • @MidoriN0Taiyo
    @MidoriN0Taiyo 7 лет назад

    question tekking, was this Before or After you seen the Sabaody arc?
    also pandaman got the drop on you mah dude? wtf hope youre ok now.

  • @melancholy6533
    @melancholy6533 8 лет назад

    😯

  • @Goku-el3lk
    @Goku-el3lk 2 года назад

    WTF is this. Is this tekking101 or some creepy fan/hater?

  • @lordblueballs7293
    @lordblueballs7293 7 лет назад

    How many other sexual harassment related stories does Tekking have?

    • @singulartrout
      @singulartrout 7 лет назад

      Lord Blue balls THAT'S SEXUAL FUCKING HARRASSMENT

  • @tofunmiaderogba4677
    @tofunmiaderogba4677 7 лет назад +1

    this bleach chapter sucks

    • @zfb_4173
      @zfb_4173 5 лет назад

      Tofunmi Aderogba I know this is late, but this made me exhale out of my nostrils. Good man...

  • @springortis7446
    @springortis7446 7 лет назад +1

    If you really want to blow $15 on a burger, try most restaurants in Fairbanks Alaska.

  • @user-sc2rw9vq7n
    @user-sc2rw9vq7n 8 лет назад

    I'm the panda