Anatomy of a Beta Male

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  • @THEpsycho404
    @THEpsycho404 5 лет назад +4242

    "I go to the gym to hide my insecurities" story of my life

    • @nigelmukwesha7805
      @nigelmukwesha7805 4 года назад +31

      THE psycho simp

    • @MG21778
      @MG21778 4 года назад +56

      Shut up and go lift, lazy shit

    • @imdead1922
      @imdead1922 4 года назад +31

      Nigel Mukwesha how is he a simp do you know the definition of that word

    • @BillyBombastic
      @BillyBombastic 4 года назад +14

      I go to the gym to look at boys bums. Snowflake alpha boi

    • @ProjectLumid
      @ProjectLumid 4 года назад +2

      Same

  • @AscendedMasculine
    @AscendedMasculine 6 лет назад +13341

    Dom posts as often as I train legs

    • @kooperseewald9540
      @kooperseewald9540 6 лет назад +382

      Pinnacle Of Man TM that’s too much

    • @carver6794
      @carver6794 6 лет назад +451

      Who are you trying to impress?

    • @Michaeeelv
      @Michaeeelv 6 лет назад +88

      Someone Deeply Invested in Hentai by “training his legs” he means physically being railed by a train from the waist down

    • @WiscoDrinks
      @WiscoDrinks 6 лет назад +15

      its a good way to remember to do them.. i mean, if your into that kind of thing.

    • @turtletoesmuckley4948
      @turtletoesmuckley4948 6 лет назад +6

      The Bromosexual haha I like bodybuilding

  • @princefancybum4605
    @princefancybum4605 6 лет назад +920

    That’s a cute drawing of Bradley Martin, looks a little big though

    • @nyikiwe
      @nyikiwe 6 лет назад +3

      Prince Fancybum beautiful comment

    • @AS-uy9gn
      @AS-uy9gn 6 лет назад +47

      It had to be drawn larger so that the viewer could see it. Brad drawn to scale would look like a stick figure.

    • @princefancybum4605
      @princefancybum4605 6 лет назад +3

      T thanks dad, means a lot

    • @nyikiwe
      @nyikiwe 6 лет назад +5

      Prince Fancybum I'm proud to see you all grown up son

    • @Ownyx
      @Ownyx 6 лет назад +1

      *enlarged to show texture*

  • @butterbean7814
    @butterbean7814 5 лет назад +1229

    “It’s like the Mona Lisa except no matter where you at in the room, it’s never looking at you.”

  • @jpviegas
    @jpviegas 6 лет назад +2383

    If you are so smart why are you so small? Amazing viewpoint

    • @waffleboomerang6643
      @waffleboomerang6643 6 лет назад +11

      João Viegas not really... they are small because in this day and age they dont need to be big considering theyre in the AC and they can call the cops on any alphas trying to mark their dominance (fighting, threats, intimidation.) and besides why would they waste genetic strands on becoming big? seems like alphas are the ones stuck in the past.

    • @ELSLAYEADOR
      @ELSLAYEADOR 6 лет назад +245

      lmao salty because you are everything he said in the video

    • @TheScarletGamer
      @TheScarletGamer 6 лет назад +68

      waffle mate it's not that deep lmao

    • @jpviegas
      @jpviegas 6 лет назад +39

      Want pussy? Don't be small! So simple

    • @Ifalere
      @Ifalere 6 лет назад +102

      waffleboomerang spoken like a true beta

  • @LichKArthus
    @LichKArthus 6 лет назад +5478

    Don’t make fun of Bradley Martyn, he’s too small to defend himself.

  • @bpmiller87
    @bpmiller87 6 лет назад +571

    Beta Male...Bradley Martyn.....both have BM initials....Illuminati confirmed?

  • @freddyjones690
    @freddyjones690 5 лет назад +5155

    'A Beta is basically an undercooked man' lmaao

    • @mansourehghaffari4824
      @mansourehghaffari4824 4 года назад +1

      @4694M

    • @dickcheney2938
      @dickcheney2938 4 года назад +33

      just in Spotted the beta

    • @thomaslurz420
      @thomaslurz420 4 года назад +25

      just in stfu you fucking beta. You probably use the smith machine to bench

    • @BillyBombastic
      @BillyBombastic 4 года назад +9

      He's a moaning little bitch. Snowflakes always make the most noise. Haha

    • @BillyBombastic
      @BillyBombastic 4 года назад

      @@thomaslurz420 ❄️

  • @BeauCars
    @BeauCars 6 лет назад +1687

    I think being big is the solution to all problems.
    Cause it is

    • @liquidphilosopher1816
      @liquidphilosopher1816 6 лет назад +10

      what about the people who can't move because their big fat belly has droped on the floor

    • @Zodasg
      @Zodasg 6 лет назад +49

      Liquid Philosopher wrong type of big bro

    • @user-pw3sl7pu1b
      @user-pw3sl7pu1b 6 лет назад +3

      Idk why but reading that made it so much funnier than hearing it, it was hilarious either way but i jus died, maybe its cuz im high💀💀🤔

    • @jackfromthejungle7538
      @jackfromthejungle7538 6 лет назад

      not for a lack of IQ ...

    • @maikamcnairy9545
      @maikamcnairy9545 6 лет назад +5

      @@jackfromthejungle7538 quiet beta

  • @SuperVarunan
    @SuperVarunan 6 лет назад +946

    Only Dom makes a 7 minute video just to roast brad

    • @dolanduck2308
      @dolanduck2308 6 лет назад

      Varunan Alberto he only made two Brad references dumbass

    • @ruledbyvenus2041
      @ruledbyvenus2041 6 лет назад

      Dolan Duck every joke he made could’ve low key been made at brad, but we know that’s not the cass

    • @K.Finesse242
      @K.Finesse242 6 лет назад +8

      @@dolanduck2308 beta male

    • @pawel8353
      @pawel8353 6 лет назад

      i think everyone saw it coming 😂

    • @thenothingking
      @thenothingking 6 лет назад

      Dolan Duck thats the joke

  • @captainzoltan7737
    @captainzoltan7737 4 года назад +1458

    why don't we learn important stuff like this in school and college?????

    • @roykaylephb9592
      @roykaylephb9592 4 года назад +108

      Because college is for betas

    • @captainzoltan7737
      @captainzoltan7737 4 года назад +38

      @@roykaylephb9592 my bad that was a stupid question

    • @DuRIzCestDoux
      @DuRIzCestDoux 4 года назад +1

      Collage***

    • @captainzoltan7737
      @captainzoltan7737 4 года назад +6

      @@DuRIzCestDoux didnt know that i'm australian so it is spelled college (though we just call it university) . collage is the spelling for the art form of mashing different materials.

    • @AdityaDeo-cg6eu
      @AdityaDeo-cg6eu 4 года назад

      @@captainzoltan7737 it is he must be an alpha

  • @ilyayakymenko9774
    @ilyayakymenko9774 5 лет назад +5776

    Normal human: 70% of water
    Beta male: 70% of soy milk

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 5 лет назад +96

      Dom Mazzetti: 70% Gnar Pump

    • @littlebcally1
      @littlebcally1 5 лет назад +49

      'Normal' human breastfeeds from another species, guzzling puss and mammalian estrogens

    • @fishfan2
      @fishfan2 5 лет назад +124

      @@littlebcally1 We get it your vegan!!!

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 лет назад +52

      @@littlebcally1 go nom on that lawn grass in your house. Don't use a lawnmower.

    • @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath
      @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath 5 лет назад +53

      #1 Do you vote Democrat? If yes, you are a beta male. Even if you're female.

  • @Reece121
    @Reece121 5 лет назад +2812

    Testosterone has joined a chat

  • @skrillah6259
    @skrillah6259 5 лет назад +3924

    " Glasses because of poor genetics " had me dying

  • @dickdastardly9209
    @dickdastardly9209 6 лет назад +564

    Has it been a week already?

    • @erickjohnson7703
      @erickjohnson7703 6 лет назад +16

      Dick Dastardly it seems like it was just yesterday a new video was up.

  • @maxwilson3530
    @maxwilson3530 4 года назад +660

    Saying you have abs because you’re skinny is like saying your arms are big because you’re fat, or your car is going fast because it’s falling off a cliff

    • @p-y8210
      @p-y8210 4 года назад +17

      Well it actually takes effort to be skinny. It's a lot easier to be fat.

    • @davidreuters8509
      @davidreuters8509 4 года назад +86

      @@p-y8210 both is easy af. Eat more or eat less simple as that

    • @p-y8210
      @p-y8210 4 года назад +20

      @@davidreuters8509 uh no.

    • @thecowgoesmoo6597
      @thecowgoesmoo6597 4 года назад +36

      p-y dude I’ve been 60kg for 5 years and I have a couple friends who can’t gain weight too. I stuff myself every day hoping to gain 10kg but it doesn’t happen. Both can take zero effort.

    • @p-y8210
      @p-y8210 4 года назад +9

      @@thecowgoesmoo6597 just wait when you get older. You'll gain weight in no time

  • @MusicisPartofMe5
    @MusicisPartofMe5 6 лет назад +2030

    "a beta is basically an undercooked man"

    • @SortaJunpei
      @SortaJunpei 6 лет назад +6

      I lost my ass at that one

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 6 лет назад

      Diminish Gaming Has he found it yet?

    • @dasteraw
      @dasteraw 6 лет назад +1

      will he find it?

    • @elhamnaser5297
      @elhamnaser5297 6 лет назад

      SortaJunpei Have u found it yet ? I might need it soon.

    • @heylaw3561
      @heylaw3561 5 лет назад

      I agree that having a large and domineering physical appearance have an advantage on how people would respect you.But i know many thin looking person and when they starts to speak it just makes the other person feel dumb and ashamed.
      I think harnesing youre verbal prowess is also as important as getting big.

  • @SuperPunboy
    @SuperPunboy 6 лет назад +3857

    When rent is due

  • @kellsg9416
    @kellsg9416 6 лет назад +371

    Realized that BMfit is Beta Male fit...

    • @danielbel67
      @danielbel67 6 лет назад +8

      KellsG o shit u right

    • @2184-n1p
      @2184-n1p 6 лет назад +1

      you've found him out

    • @Mike-ub2xv
      @Mike-ub2xv 6 лет назад +3

      Holy shit...

    • @jwubwub
      @jwubwub 6 лет назад +1

      Hey, that's pretty good

    • @gandalf3061
      @gandalf3061 6 лет назад

      Absolutely destroyed lmao

  • @luisochoa5550
    @luisochoa5550 4 года назад +267

    Beta males say, "I'm sorry, or the truth."😂🤣

    • @mws2546
      @mws2546 3 года назад

      “…Checkmate.” 😆

  • @onefalseball
    @onefalseball 6 лет назад +2081

    I went to Marine Corps boot camp which is 3 months long, came back, and he STILL hasn't posted a new video

  • @Sayuri-cr8cy
    @Sayuri-cr8cy 6 лет назад +5379

    This is funny af bc it makes fun of both betas and alphas

    • @pigpower1189
      @pigpower1189 6 лет назад +37

      How did it make fun of alphas?

    • @jake-fr2du
      @jake-fr2du 6 лет назад +254

      Is alpha the same thing as douchebag

    • @BeerTimeGamer
      @BeerTimeGamer 6 лет назад +715

      @@pigpower1189 Use your brian.

    • @pigpower1189
      @pigpower1189 6 лет назад

      Jake89 no

    • @modarnwarfare2rull
      @modarnwarfare2rull 6 лет назад +515

      @@pigpower1189 His whole fucking character is one big joke about "alphas".

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 лет назад +1501

    That intro is straight cash

    • @parcekz9934
      @parcekz9934 6 лет назад +13

      I liked my own comment

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 года назад +9

      @@parcekz9934 it's OK to like yourself. Fuck, it's *Alpha AF.*

    • @Kushwahaji2708
      @Kushwahaji2708 3 года назад +2

      Fu c k you gamma males 🤡🤡

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +2

      nerd city, _you're_ straight cash

    • @cd5353
      @cd5353 3 года назад

      Is there gay cash?

  • @HushtheMag
    @HushtheMag 4 года назад +669

    I'm not a beta, My online wife's boyfriend told me so.

  • @HexxuSz
    @HexxuSz 6 лет назад +2249

    comedy genius wasted on youtube underground

    • @giorgitsitsagi6676
      @giorgitsitsagi6676 6 лет назад +3

      უწმინდური მამაო ღორმენ vah megona marto ke vuyurebdi saqartveloshi;dd

    • @alexIVMKD
      @alexIVMKD 6 лет назад +57

      true bro... there was a show with the rock but It didn't seem nearly as good probably because of changes from the production team

    • @maciellz
      @maciellz 6 лет назад +57

      as if TV wasn't shit. And he's only underground now cuz he neglected the channel

    • @HexxuSz
      @HexxuSz 6 лет назад +139

      no mate i am sayin dom must be doing stand up on big stages like louis ck but they probably do not have doors big enough for him to enter in the first place

    • @lotyloty2
      @lotyloty2 6 лет назад +1

      უწმინდური მამაო ღორმენ good one

  • @tendonsondemontime1520
    @tendonsondemontime1520 6 лет назад +1407

    I'm expecting an X-Ray of Brad.

    • @lucasrocha6411
      @lucasrocha6411 6 лет назад +5

      Jared Spaulding u just got it

    • @hatipetv5707
      @hatipetv5707 6 лет назад +1

      Brad vs 10K calorie challenge expected video

    • @gcg8187
      @gcg8187 6 лет назад

      Jared Spaulding meh

    • @ryanfrantz8994
      @ryanfrantz8994 6 лет назад +19

      You don't need to X-Ray Bradley Martyn. You can just hold a flashlight up to his pale, thin body.

    • @carnalcarnage4499
      @carnalcarnage4499 6 лет назад

      Jared Spaulding it'll come back gay.

  • @orderofscribes
    @orderofscribes 6 лет назад +459

    Nice drawing of Bradley Martin you got there

  • @chiefholder9784
    @chiefholder9784 4 года назад +68

    “Evolutionary speaking the shoulders become slumped through the years of excessive groveling and self doubt “ You can make a religion out of this lmao

  • @SMCArchive
    @SMCArchive 6 лет назад +519

    Saw the Brad joke coming at the end from a mile away. Still laughed.

    • @ironflyellis3817
      @ironflyellis3817 6 лет назад +33

      Suck My Cog It's normally hard to see Bradley a mile away due to his small build...

    • @darrenturner8792
      @darrenturner8792 6 лет назад

      lmaaaooo

  • @Ghost1170
    @Ghost1170 6 лет назад +3891

    You know what's hilarious and sad at the same time? People don't actually think this is satire lmao

    • @quinnmargolin9438
      @quinnmargolin9438 6 лет назад +8

      Ghost1170 ikr

    • @spaghettiioassassin8151
      @spaghettiioassassin8151 6 лет назад +390

      Ghost1170 well i mean, a lot of what he said is true

    • @ayyub9855
      @ayyub9855 6 лет назад +72

      bc it isnt

    • @FoundWanting970
      @FoundWanting970 6 лет назад +289

      Luke B If you think it isn’t satire, then you probably spell brain the same way he did.

    • @jaynm26
      @jaynm26 6 лет назад

      BEST COMMENT EVER!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GabeJohansson
    @GabeJohansson 6 лет назад +386

    Only an alpha can make fun of betas for 7 minutes and be done working for the month.
    Brb gotta up my alphaness.

    • @darrenturner8792
      @darrenturner8792 6 лет назад +3

      lmaoo too funny

    • @succurro
      @succurro 6 лет назад +4

      If you gotta up your alphaness then you ain't alpha in the first place.

    • @Astrokidd69
      @Astrokidd69 6 лет назад +2

      Arda Gazioğlu it’s called reaching a higher alpha state you fucking beta

    • @waffleboomerang6643
      @waffleboomerang6643 6 лет назад +1

      nope, only a video title that will cause a stir will give him his months worth of money. considering its the internet an alpha standpoint will only earn you less veiws.
      choose a response to confirm that you're a beta.
      1. beta
      2. typical beta
      3. you are beta
      4. you're beta
      5. any sentence that includes the word beta
      pick one of these responses if your a beta-!!

    • @nirorit
      @nirorit 2 года назад

      @@waffleboomerang6643 you're a beta*

  • @damiangames1204
    @damiangames1204 5 лет назад +312

    Maybe its kinda hard to see, but this video is 100% accurate and not at all satirical or ironic

    • @andreeazamfir9713
      @andreeazamfir9713 4 года назад +17

      I'm a woman and I fully agree with everything he just said

    • @frisos8850
      @frisos8850 4 года назад +2

      @@andreeazamfir9713 What is the woman equalivent of a alpha and beta?

    • @andreeazamfir9713
      @andreeazamfir9713 4 года назад +13

      @@frisos8850 No idea. Perhaps he should do another video on that.

    • @frisos8850
      @frisos8850 4 года назад

      @@andreeazamfir9713 Hmm, fair enough

    • @hyperlethalvector6455
      @hyperlethalvector6455 4 года назад

      Andreea Zamfir would it make me an alpha if I asked you out to non existent dinner because of quarantine?

  • @Nomicro4u
    @Nomicro4u 6 лет назад +2478

    But how do I identify a Soyboy?

  • @tekasza
    @tekasza 6 лет назад +230

    Pastey, doughy, very untan,
    A beta is basically an undercooked man.
    Dom's a freakin poet.

  • @taco564
    @taco564 6 лет назад +132

    I will now stop saying please

  • @joshk7788
    @joshk7788 4 года назад +374

    sad that the beta male dom drew is still bigger than brad

    • @tayolenson2268
      @tayolenson2268 3 года назад +5

      The picture looks like brad, if he gymed

  • @willhoffman6629
    @willhoffman6629 6 лет назад +305

    I have a challenge for myself this year. I will do legs Everytime Dom posts this year. It might be hard but I can do it.

    • @crusaderking2257
      @crusaderking2257 6 лет назад +2

      Well so far you would not have done legs for over two months so I think you'll be fine ;)

    • @willhoffman6629
      @willhoffman6629 6 лет назад +2

      John Ryan Thank god that’s all so far

    • @willhoffman6629
      @willhoffman6629 6 лет назад +13

      Rioeio Kha what the hell did I say to you lol. Somebody’s pissed for no reason

    • @willhoffman6629
      @willhoffman6629 6 лет назад +1

      shawn 9k 😂

    • @apt6382
      @apt6382 5 лет назад

      Will Hoffman hahah I’m laughing so hard that was a good one holy dieing wow funny

  • @lh8664
    @lh8664 6 лет назад +150

    Dom Mazetti is the world’s leading bro scientist

  • @hammac32
    @hammac32 5 лет назад +658

    He ain't right, but he ain't wrong.

  • @samuelbippus2641
    @samuelbippus2641 4 года назад +549

    Dom: "Are you a beta male?"
    Me: Pauses video to have a good think about it and decides that i am not beta.
    Dom: "If you have to think about it, you definitely are one."
    Me: sh*t!

    • @misterkrogan8837
      @misterkrogan8837 4 года назад +2

    • @amritansh8659
      @amritansh8659 4 года назад +5

      Lmaoo dead 😂😂

    • @Spartacus114
      @Spartacus114 3 года назад +10

      Censoring yourself is definitely a beta move

    • @samuelbippus2641
      @samuelbippus2641 3 года назад +1

      @@Spartacus114 well I did it because I put a fair bit of effort into writing the comment and I felt like I had to do it for security that RUclips wouldn't take it down or something. but I get what you mean.

    • @Spartacus114
      @Spartacus114 3 года назад +20

      @@samuelbippus2641 explaining your motives? beta move

  • @matthewgoodwin2984
    @matthewgoodwin2984 6 лет назад +1185

    Is it me or is this guy making fun of guys who think they’re alpha

    • @nawedex8150
      @nawedex8150 6 лет назад +76

      Matthew Goodwin The only thing you’ve got in common with an alpha is your stupidity.

    • @jpmking9635
      @jpmking9635 6 лет назад +44

      its a wanna be alpha male not a real alpha male. very few guys are true alpha males. I can only think of about 4 or 5 of guys that I can truly consider alphas.

    • @XD123771
      @XD123771 5 лет назад +67

      Congrats you found the joke

    • @blushfaerie
      @blushfaerie 5 лет назад +1

      Yea lmao

    • @ianakamrsilly123
      @ianakamrsilly123 5 лет назад +52

      That's the point of this entire channel lmao

  • @deanal-jackson4593
    @deanal-jackson4593 6 лет назад +342

    2:58 Dom is definitely a genetically modified version of Michael Scott

    • @altosmack9526
      @altosmack9526 6 лет назад +6

      Damn Keith are you gonna leave da nuts hangin out?

    • @ernestpratgarriga9879
      @ernestpratgarriga9879 6 лет назад

      Chase Pippen Here, take your like sir.

    • @deanal-jackson4593
      @deanal-jackson4593 6 лет назад +9

      Chase Pippen I'm goin' ballz deep and I'm leaving da nuts hangin' out

    • @ernestpratgarriga9879
      @ernestpratgarriga9879 6 лет назад +1

      Keith Hodge Ok you do that, but god damn man GIMME SOME ROOOOOM!

    • @niko3279
      @niko3279 6 лет назад +1

      Keith, my man, you are 110% right! ahahaha

  • @justinalexander5959
    @justinalexander5959 6 лет назад +118

    I must disagree, to be alpha is to use Tiege Hanley

    • @popnbunny8704
      @popnbunny8704 6 лет назад +14

      Justin Alexander a man of culture I see

    • @whaterfoo
      @whaterfoo 6 лет назад

      and to yell GENTLEMAN while ... I ain't no gentleman shorty.

    • @tireachan6178
      @tireachan6178 6 лет назад

      Alpha M is flogging that nasty shit like it's pure anabolic, been putting two scoops in my morning smoothie and I'm talking UberGainz, tastes like shit though

    • @TheFlodyo
      @TheFlodyo 6 лет назад

      1. alphas are like dumb apes 2. betas are smart softies. But im just normal

    • @tireachan6178
      @tireachan6178 6 лет назад

      TheFlodyo that's such an omega stance brah

  • @benjamind.4790
    @benjamind.4790 5 лет назад +31

    Dude, you should go to art school. That sketch of Bradley Martyn is amazing!

  • @tylerm6080
    @tylerm6080 6 лет назад +413

    God damn man it's been almost 3 months :/ come back dom

    • @fadishour7360
      @fadishour7360 6 лет назад +4

      Why doesn’t he upload often ? Any clue ?

    • @melsoro7311
      @melsoro7311 6 лет назад +58

      @@fadishour7360 he tries to upload every week but he can't count.

    • @fadishour7360
      @fadishour7360 6 лет назад +1

      CRAWL dude be more helpful than that please

    • @melsoro7311
      @melsoro7311 6 лет назад +41

      @@fadishour7360 what do you want from me man. The guy never learned to count and as short term memory since the whey protein powder affected his brain after eating 45kg in one sitting. Stop being so rude to the poor guy he just and keep track of his videos

    • @basstfestivalvlogs7684
      @basstfestivalvlogs7684 6 лет назад +2

      He uploaded once a month for a while I assume he's just lazy and only needs that much money but the three months has me confused

  • @NS-pu5bd
    @NS-pu5bd 6 лет назад +433

    How to trigger 99% of people on the internet

    • @gru7220
      @gru7220 6 лет назад +4

      More like how to make your self look like a complete damn ass

    • @semi-mojo
      @semi-mojo 6 лет назад +47

      Mr Krabs typical beta male

    • @SWAGLOADER9000
      @SWAGLOADER9000 6 лет назад +15

      Mr Krabs Now ya went and made a damn fool of yourself

    • @DemonTheDestroyer
      @DemonTheDestroyer 6 лет назад +4

      Also known as 100% of the Betas

    • @basuo8378
      @basuo8378 6 лет назад

      i like to think of myself more like an Omega, since i don't give a fuck

  • @IberianInteractive
    @IberianInteractive 6 лет назад +230

    the sarcasm is so good here

    • @mattwaza4839
      @mattwaza4839 6 лет назад +16

      as a beta male i can confrim these as mostly facts

  • @stephenislander1581
    @stephenislander1581 4 года назад +100

    He wrote “Brian” 😂😂

  • @ConnorGMedia
    @ConnorGMedia 6 лет назад +55

    Died at how he spelled brain

  • @danmills2982
    @danmills2982 6 лет назад +144

    “Cargo shorts to hold their graphing calculators and Samsung phones”

  • @iaindebernitz6003
    @iaindebernitz6003 5 лет назад +1556

    Be the biggest
    Be the loudest
    Be the alphaest
    Be the strongest
    Become . . .
    The Theta Male. Beyond alpha.

  • @FreakinfreakInfreaki
    @FreakinfreakInfreaki 4 года назад +104

    "That his girlfriend made him sign up for" well at least he has one unlike me.

    • @notkingali1798
      @notkingali1798 4 года назад +13

      StunningRapier well he is a simp and your not. So I see this as an absolute win.

    • @matteusmaximofelisberto4385
      @matteusmaximofelisberto4385 3 года назад +2

      Alpha males don't have girlfriends, cause they're feminine.... And true alphas don't have nothing feminine

  • @isaacperez993
    @isaacperez993 6 лет назад +384

    What about a soy boy??

  • @Wumbo2828
    @Wumbo2828 6 лет назад +123

    Newwwww videos. Every 3 months and counting

  • @EustTube
    @EustTube 6 лет назад +640

    I clicked so hard on the notification I feel I need to supaset it with something. Are curls okay?

    • @frichickenishaplaysmc2381
      @frichickenishaplaysmc2381 6 лет назад +85

      CGEustice if your asking if curls are ok, bro u a beta

    • @EustTube
      @EustTube 6 лет назад +25

      Fri'Chickenisha PlaysMC ssss...sorry *genitals disappear*

    • @pike815
      @pike815 6 лет назад +4

      CGEustice if u need to ask u beta

    • @andybedard1421
      @andybedard1421 6 лет назад +1

      SUPA SET!

    • @MrNewsArt
      @MrNewsArt 6 лет назад +5

      CGEustice but only in the squat Wrack

  • @GirlRot96
    @GirlRot96 5 лет назад +386

    Its funny because some of this has legit science behind it

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 5 лет назад +38

      Symmetrical Grey
      Indeed. I have actually harvested the arms of Beta males before. They're a delicacy over in the *_Silverman gym™_*

    • @waffleboomerang6643
      @waffleboomerang6643 5 лет назад +48

      Symmetrical Grey its funny because it makes fun of alphas and betas. Because neither exist

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 5 лет назад +3

      @@waffleboomerang6643
      That too.

    • @OfficialNathanielMassiah
      @OfficialNathanielMassiah 5 лет назад +39

      waffleboomerang I wouldn’t go as far as to say that. There are men who are confident, athletic, good looking, tall and etc. There are also men who are socially awkward, frail, shy and etc. Pretty much the definitions of alpha and beta

    • @nematup
      @nematup 4 года назад +12

      @@OfficialNathanielMassiah There are not only alphas and betas, there are some more steps. But the concept is pretty right.

  • @besttop10gr67
    @besttop10gr67 6 лет назад +271

    This is a veeeery long week

    • @yourboijerry
      @yourboijerry 6 лет назад +4

      BEST TOP10 GR right I’m about to unsubscribe it’s been 3weeks in dom years

    • @Spaceman2484
      @Spaceman2484 6 лет назад

      BEST TOP10 GR It just flew by bro

  • @prosimian
    @prosimian 6 лет назад +526

    Took me a few minutes to realize this wasn't a serous video

    • @suicide_king6804
      @suicide_king6804 6 лет назад +112

      This video, like all bro science videos, are 100% serious fact.

    • @joeydoherty368
      @joeydoherty368 6 лет назад +4

      spoo man I'm beginning to realize being alpha has a lot to do with picking and choosing who is and isn't beta. I'm not doing that, so I must be beta. Lol

    • @martyes9563
      @martyes9563 6 лет назад +14

      It took me 2 seconds to realize you're beta AF

    • @RaulGarcia-zp7nr
      @RaulGarcia-zp7nr 6 лет назад

      Sacrificial Lamb Damn, you're slow

    • @jon79jw61
      @jon79jw61 6 лет назад

      That's cause you were triggered..fuckin beta..lol jk

  • @HamzaElkhatib
    @HamzaElkhatib 5 лет назад +111

    for some reason this motivates me to work out

    • @CloseThatBackdoor
      @CloseThatBackdoor 4 года назад +6

      @@cheek_clapper1064 Go to saudi arabia

    • @tose5566
      @tose5566 3 года назад

      @@cheek_clapper1064 did I ask

  • @MagneticPowder
    @MagneticPowder 3 года назад +15

    “A beta is an undercooked man” 😂 The one liners in these videos….😂

  • @teentalex
    @teentalex 6 лет назад +287

    “Glasses because of poor genetics” beta trait.

    • @0live0wire0
      @0live0wire0 6 лет назад +22

      or because they have red more than one book in their life

    • @austin5801
      @austin5801 6 лет назад +5

      Stephen Dedalus hey don’t knock it. That’s how I’ve managed to keep my eyes in tact.

    • @churck2267
      @churck2267 6 лет назад +21

      Who reads book? What are you? A woman?

    • @jesushentaichristye5979
      @jesushentaichristye5979 6 лет назад

      Hah betas

    • @catrinlatino5294
      @catrinlatino5294 6 лет назад +2

      Churck you are a fucking BETA

  • @eucharistenjoyer
    @eucharistenjoyer 6 лет назад +635

    You forgot the beta's main mating call: "I'm a feminist."

    • @tinybaby3366
      @tinybaby3366 6 лет назад +45

      and "if you are not a feminist you are a douchebag evil man from whom I will rescue all the hot girls"

    • @g_wzrd_9265
      @g_wzrd_9265 6 лет назад +20

      SJW are a more general name for those kinds of people. I think they rank lower than beta

    • @Thrillkilled
      @Thrillkilled 6 лет назад +8

      Tyrone Shakila Nah, being a feminist is alpha.

    • @joeb578
      @joeb578 6 лет назад +4

      Lucifer hah. All the feminists i know are gross. Good luck with that.

    • @eucharistenjoyer
      @eucharistenjoyer 6 лет назад +9

      And their male counterparts have a higher than usual chance of being former sexual harassers trying to deal with their past by being an ally.

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 6 лет назад +61

    “Small, frail or being Bradley Martyn” hahaha I mean I’m just surprised the picture wasn’t just Brad
    Well I just finished the video 😂😂😂😂

  • @htnguyen
    @htnguyen 4 года назад +28

    "compressed chest from the gut punches of life" LOL!

  • @LETOreptiles
    @LETOreptiles 6 лет назад +343

    Why are there no 15 outro's to get to 10 minutes?

    • @Switch72nd
      @Switch72nd 6 лет назад +40

      Tom Drieskens his channel is demonetized, no point.

    • @VVVvl230
      @VVVvl230 6 лет назад +13

      Switch72nd fucking youtube

    • @Salvation-vv2hu
      @Salvation-vv2hu 6 лет назад +10

      Switch72nd why’s it demonetized

    • @onefalseball
      @onefalseball 6 лет назад +121

      Salvation4444 the language and material isn't "family friendly". Basically everyone at RUclips is a beta male

    • @roboform100
      @roboform100 6 лет назад +9

      If he had Patreon I'd subscribe. Top quality content. I'm not rich, but I give away 5 bucks/month (total) to the people that I like and want to support. He can also make ad integrations by working with advertisers and brands directly. He sucks at that.

  • @rickniu4153
    @rickniu4153 6 лет назад +58

    I gotta disagree with you on a point here dom: small, frail, or bradley martin.
    That implies bradley isnt small and frail, which he is.

    • @satatay23
      @satatay23 6 лет назад +9

      Rick Niu it’s not either / or, its descending scale.

  • @sethrichardson4116
    @sethrichardson4116 5 лет назад +195

    “A beta is basically an undercooked man” - Dom

    • @cheek_clapper1064
      @cheek_clapper1064 4 года назад +1

      Balls in my face

    • @mroblige1018
      @mroblige1018 3 года назад

      So white dudes? 🤔

    • @alexanderson1091
      @alexanderson1091 3 года назад

      @@mroblige1018 un-tanned white dudes maybe I consider myself white and I have an olive complexion, not every thing has to do with race also Dom/Mike is Italian last time I checked that’s European aka. White, not all white people are pale if I’m a darker skinned European decent does that make me not white, I don’t think so but answer me back though I’d like to hear a rebuttal...

  • @The23Anonymous
    @The23Anonymous 4 года назад +16

    Betas often say things like "Sorry"... Or the truth. :-D lost it there...

  • @BlazingsNL
    @BlazingsNL 6 лет назад +283

    Reported to the cyber police for e-bullying

    • @ikhsanperdanaputra4216
      @ikhsanperdanaputra4216 6 лет назад +5

      BlazingsNL e-bullying?bullying who?your imaginary friend?dude, if you think this is bullying then we should meet up...I would love to show you in details how bullying works...for the purpose of life education ofcourse...

    • @BlazingsNL
      @BlazingsNL 6 лет назад +58

      Congrats, you don't get sarcasm.

    • @flatmarssociety3696
      @flatmarssociety3696 6 лет назад +12

      BlazingsNL
      You bullied Ikhsan Perdana Putra, obviously.

    • @chownful
      @chownful 6 лет назад +4

      Most white males are betas...that's just a fact.

    • @yunggrasshpper3693
      @yunggrasshpper3693 6 лет назад

      Ergo Proxy, a true alpha series 🤘🏾

  • @polkmine23
    @polkmine23 6 лет назад +72

    It's been four months. I think it might be time to form a search party to find Dom.

  • @ilanzatonski8826
    @ilanzatonski8826 6 лет назад +142

    Bradly Martin
    Bradl Marti
    Brad Mart
    Bra Mar
    Br Ma
    B M
    Be Ma
    Bet Mal
    Beta Male

  • @anitazecevic6287
    @anitazecevic6287 5 лет назад +21

    *Cherdleys wants to know your location*

    • @o.a.47
      @o.a.47 5 лет назад +4

      Oh damn imagine a collab though. Where Cherdleys plays multiple of his characters.

  • @Tonqra
    @Tonqra 6 лет назад +69

    Now i know what stands for the BM in BMFIT

  • @MLGKontrol
    @MLGKontrol 6 лет назад +100

    "A beta is basically an undercooked man" Lmaooo

  • @wanderinggabe6807
    @wanderinggabe6807 6 лет назад +11

    The fact that he spelled the word brain "brian" was for some reason one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this channel

  • @Jermeister
    @Jermeister 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dom's artwork deserves every bit as much credit as his comedy!

  • @phil_5430
    @phil_5430 6 лет назад +85

    I love how in fact he is making fun of those self called alphas who run around the internet, beating on their chest and trying to prove something

    • @pete2389
      @pete2389 6 лет назад +12

      daddyrichten Stfu he's making fun of u and ur in denial

    • @pete2389
      @pete2389 6 лет назад +25

      daddyrichten No, I'm saying that he's a youtube comedian making fun of the kind of narcissists who call themselves "alpha" to stroke their own ego and call other people "beta" because putting people down quiets their personal insecurities...

    • @elizabethjerrett7692
      @elizabethjerrett7692 6 лет назад +2

      Pete
      who cares 😂
      my boyfriend is 5ft 7 Tall weaker than me
      I'm a 6ft 8 Tall Woman
      I protected my boyfriend from bullies and he promised me he would always be with me forever.

    • @pete2389
      @pete2389 6 лет назад +1

      daddyrichten If you didn't catch on and/or don't want to admit that someone you think is funny is poking fun of things you do, then hey "whatever helps you sleep at night" 😉

    • @elizabethjerrett7692
      @elizabethjerrett7692 6 лет назад

      Pete
      he cleans my house and he cooks dinner for me.
      he rubs my feet after a long day at work and he cuddles with Me.
      he's Irish and I'm Polish-Ukrainian-Serbian-Russian-Bosnian.
      I was born in Poland and went to Ireland when I was young.
      we started dating at 6th Grade and we been dating for 12 years now.
      getting married in July 4th

  • @codyv308
    @codyv308 5 лет назад +131

    I am genetically inferior so i have to wear glasses but the red eyes arent from crying ;)
    they're from not sleeping please god just let me sleep

    • @daniel1bronk186
      @daniel1bronk186 4 года назад +2

      Bro I can relate

    • @adorenu1338
      @adorenu1338 4 года назад

      @I'm The Worlds Greatest! well he never said he is an alpha

  • @haris000000
    @haris000000 6 лет назад +12

    Lets hope Bradley Martin was taking notes.

  • @PhilippeCarphin
    @PhilippeCarphin 5 лет назад +19

    The pushed in doll's face made spit out some food in laughter.

  • @stevearino4160
    @stevearino4160 6 лет назад +80

    RIP BroScience: when ever he started -- June 12th 2018

  • @jaysonedson
    @jaysonedson 6 лет назад +24

    no u

  • @reid_blackmon
    @reid_blackmon 6 лет назад +127

    Anatomy of a beta male: *Shows photo of Bradley Martyn

  • @XXETU972
    @XXETU972 5 лет назад +50

    I’m convinced that beta and alpha may exist but it’s been used by so many people who feel insecure that it’s lost a lot of meaning

    • @barney2159
      @barney2159 5 лет назад +12

      I'n my viewing:
      Betas are the people who can't cope with emotions and also feel sorry for themselves, no confidence or only when around friends. Also noodle arms.
      Alphas know how to move on and have emotional control and confidence about everything, including taking hard decisions with a strong will and also actually talking to a female that is not in their family tree. Also buff as fuck.

    • @tumalditamadresita
      @tumalditamadresita 4 года назад +2

      Betaaaaaaaa

    • @AdityaDeo-cg6eu
      @AdityaDeo-cg6eu 4 года назад

      @@barney2159 you are a legit alpha. Just like me. I also use"I'n"

    • @iwasanMBTInerd
      @iwasanMBTInerd 4 года назад +5

      It's all a mindset. You are the operant power. Steer clear of ignorance and what other people's believe. Be yourself and learn how to love and be confident in that.

    • @swamidude2214
      @swamidude2214 4 года назад +6

      People calling themself alpha males arent alpha's.

  • @Mukenin90
    @Mukenin90 6 лет назад +21

    You killed me with mona-losa!

  • @gasolinedreams2691
    @gasolinedreams2691 6 лет назад +4

    Is it 2019 already? New video new year, wait what? Damn, Dom is ahead of schedule. See you next week...

  • @SampleTextReal
    @SampleTextReal 6 лет назад +306

    why do I have the feeling that I'm a beta before even watching this viedo..
    #nohomo bro

    • @thenotorious4812
      @thenotorious4812 6 лет назад +15

      Sample Text that no homo part made it soooo homo man wtf is wrong whit you i feel awkward of a comment damn

    • @cwmoreash
      @cwmoreash 6 лет назад +4

      If ya gotta ask...

    • @SampleTextReal
      @SampleTextReal 6 лет назад +1

      @the notorious don't worry bro! just put it in there
      (in the comment section ofc)

    • @therealist499
      @therealist499 6 лет назад +1

      Sample Text lmao wtf

    • @Mangetsallmans
      @Mangetsallmans 6 лет назад

      Sample Text get back to sw lel

  • @jesse4550
    @jesse4550 5 лет назад +12

    "That is literally what a douche bag is for" LOLOLOL, I died!!

  • @Diamond86248
    @Diamond86248 6 лет назад +9

    It's been a while for a good video,
    but this was savage asf.

  • @Giladbriggs2222
    @Giladbriggs2222 6 лет назад +77

    Long week eh?

  • @africa241
    @africa241 6 лет назад +80

    Note to self, dump my glasses, and start secretly using lenses.

    • @tyalla2008
      @tyalla2008 6 лет назад +7

      Evolve your eyes bro

    • @DrIBeast
      @DrIBeast 6 лет назад +14

      Gotta do those eye curls bro. Improve the vision gains

    • @user-fz3ip3ke8p
      @user-fz3ip3ke8p 6 лет назад +5

      Kay Sabb
      I fucked my eyesight up from all the close up porn jerk off settings

    • @user-fr6qn9xl9e
      @user-fr6qn9xl9e 6 лет назад

      "secure lenses"

  • @shabazpharmacist8756
    @shabazpharmacist8756 4 года назад +4

    I was a introvert, shy, could't approach girls when I was 19-20 I joined Gym to become a confident, smart Guy but realized that's not helping me at all, so I started working on myself groomed myself joined modelling classes, started making female friends and I didt realized when I became a super confident Guy, believe me Gym can make you strong physically but it cant change your personality I have seen Guys with Instagram model physique literally behaving like Cats infront of Women, so start working on yourselves....

    • @hugosanchezchinesta9989
      @hugosanchezchinesta9989 4 года назад +1

      Can relate

    • @charon_lix
      @charon_lix 4 года назад

      You can't change your personality girls either like your personality or they don't. If you try to change yourself just so a girl can like you you're neither alpha or beta you're just a simp. This is coming from a guy who is shy and introverted. Personality doesn't turn away girls your attitude does. Doesn't matter what your personality is as long as you don't have a shitty attitude a girl will eventually like you

  • @willm200
    @willm200 6 лет назад +26

    Bro where’d you go?

    • @AdnanAbbas1995
      @AdnanAbbas1995 6 лет назад +1

      I miss you so. Feels like it's been forever since you've been gone.

  • @seanporcelli3965
    @seanporcelli3965 6 лет назад +13

    Not what I expected. But Definitely what i wanted.

  • @Adigingkp
    @Adigingkp 5 лет назад +1

    You are the most talented youtuber ever.

  • @TS-nm3yx
    @TS-nm3yx 5 лет назад +21

    Holy shit the energy surrounding this man is mythical. He’s one to be feared. HES TRUELY AN ALPHA MALE

  • @connor5147
    @connor5147 6 лет назад +10

    You forgot about the part where they play fortnite for 8 - 12 hours a day instead of training arms.

  • @dificulttocure
    @dificulttocure 6 лет назад +310

    This is genius. It's not only funny as hell, many of the underlying points he's saying are actually true. Things like lack of eye contact, apologising too much, bad posture, not confronting are beta-like attitudes.

    • @dificulttocure
      @dificulttocure 6 лет назад +42

      ​@Human Resources What are you talking about? Sexual attraction is not man made, it's a very natural thing. Alpha and beta males exist in all species of mammals.

    • @ZaWarudoAirlines
      @ZaWarudoAirlines 5 лет назад +3

      all these things are cute and cute = good

    • @supera2960
      @supera2960 5 лет назад +11

      Minus the bad posture ...that's just called being an introvert

    • @Scoring57
      @Scoring57 5 лет назад +50

      dificulttocure
      ..... He's making fun of dumbasses like you and you didn't even get it. Ha

    • @AnimeisGarbage
      @AnimeisGarbage 5 лет назад +8

      Scoring57 He gets it, it makes fun of both parties, what he said in the video about both betas and alphas are true, that’s why everyone should hang on a grey line, kinda like politics.

  • @amandaa2119
    @amandaa2119 4 года назад +5

    I'm not a male by any means, but Dom you're flipping hilarious. 😂😂😂💀 I love how you shade Bradley Martyn hahaha 😂😂😂

  • @gonzalomcordovez
    @gonzalomcordovez 6 лет назад +84

    Dude, this video is 2 month old. What happened to "new videos every week" jajajajajaj

    • @pjp5311
      @pjp5311 6 лет назад +1

      A jejemo

    • @jacksonrowan2038
      @jacksonrowan2038 6 лет назад +6

      +Victorious Yankee he posted that a month ago when this video was 2 months old, lol. fuckin Libtards cant use their brain.

    • @jerome0929
      @jerome0929 6 лет назад +2

      Bro you can't write in English and then laugh in Spanish, you ain’t Adam Sandler trying to bang your hot latina employee

    • @SpliffQuest
      @SpliffQuest 6 лет назад

      jajajajaja te reiste en español boludo jajaja estoy re loco

    • @emiliosanchez6765
      @emiliosanchez6765 5 лет назад

      @@jerome0929 LMAO same thought