***** Wasn't even saying it to you lol. The fact that it didn't make sense should have made it clear. I was responding to OP but I couldn't show that because Google+Tube is retarded. That's not going to happen, ever. I rarely do barbell bench press. I do it with dumbbells mostly. Better for everything except for looking sick and lifting heavier.
Swear to god this man can paint a picture with his words like no one else can. The part about inputing the nuclear launch codes in the microwave to defrost the chicken is spot on.
People, at least those who don't meal prep, don't realize the chicken breast struggle. We all know how good chicken is when its right off the oven, grill, pan but when you have to make so much of it and put it in the fridge then throw it into the microwave three days later it tastes like shit.
Shia't Ali then take the effort to prepare meals daily. I love chicken and I wouldn't desecrate it by letting a good cooked meal stagnate in the fridge for 3 days.
hey try putting mozzarela on top of the grilled chiken breast then pop it in the oven.. pro: the chiken tastes like mozzarela. con: the mozzarela tastes like chiken now. placebo has never been better
+Xbox Beast yeah, just take the frozen chicken put it in the fridge and it will thaw overnight nicely instead of having half nuked chicken that you're going to be cooked into a dry brick.
I do prefer not having to nuke my chicken; it makes a lot less noise and, if you put it in the fridge, by tomorrow it should be dead enough to pluck, cook, and serve with potatoes.
You can marinate chicken in honey - it tenderizes chicken and stops it from spoiling, making it less old and shitty-tasting. Squeeze lemon juice onto your chicken with your awesome forearm strength, put salt and pepper, then sear both sides very quickly. gourmet gains.
I like to brine a batch of chicken for 48 hours, butterfly it, and slap each piece on the George Foreman for 5 minutes. Then I'll make either tatziki sauce or melitzanosalata, both easy to make, healthy, great tasting, and keep for a week. 1 hr or less in the kitchen each week and no more dry chicken dipped in BBQ sauce.
Chicken brest. Balsamic Vinegar, Cajun spice , olive oil. Before starting, preheat the oven to around 180 degrees 1) butterfly the chicken (cut it almost in half so it opens like a book) google how to if needed 2) stick it in a bowl, pour over some olive oil, balsamic vinegar and lots of cajun spice, use your hands and rub it all over the chicken, get in about it. Don't be scared, until the chicken is well coated. 3) Heat a pan with a little olive oil on a high heat, sear the chicken on each side for around 1 minute 4) Put it on a baking tray, pour any leftover cajun/vinegar/oil mix from the bowl over the chicken and stick in the oven for around 12/15 minutes. 5) Cut into strips, little BBQ sauce, some thick cut sweet potato fries and a bag of mixed veg, sorted. 6) Thank me later.
how is it going to cook through at 180 degrees for only 15 minutes with a 1 minute sear? lol That chicken needs a 165 degree internal temp I cant see that working unless you literally butterflied that breast extremely thin
I never laughed so hard in my life, everything he said about chicken, vegetables, rice ,that can of tuna was so me and when he said potato i was thinking sweet potato then i started laughing even harder.
This is so true! First time I bought 10kg/22lb of frozen chicken breast off muscle food i froze it all in the same bag it came in. I couldn't figure out a way to defrost it without putting my life at risk when eating it. I tried throwing it about a bit, an ice pick, hammer etc etc. so I did the honourable thing and let it sit in the freezer for two years till it went out of date before tossing it. Thinner /smaller is better as advertised by the Bro.
Part of me think he took the comments about his physique a bit personally. Never mind that the only critics his physique are teenage twinks who think Kali Muscle is what a natty lifter looks like. There's no rock-bottom of stupid on youtube. Brandon Campbell gets comments telling him he's small and weak-looking all the time, too.
TheZooCrew It's hard to see how big someone is on pictures/youtube. That's just how it is. You don't really see it till that person stands next to someone who doesn't even lift.
Jermaine To a point, but there are some pretty obvious differences between natural and geared-up lifters. Also, it's pretty easy to find measurements for youtube lifters like Campbell.
Jermaine dom is clearly quite big to anyone who has halfway decent size perception, I'd put him in the 6-6.2 foot range and 190-215 lbs fairly lean. I think half the people are trolling with the other half being complete morons.
I was cooking chicken and got a notifaction on my cellphone that you uploaded a video haha! gonna eat the chicken and watch this now. HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY TBH
I fucking love chicken. I hit it with Mrs. dash and black pepper. rice I make wth low sodium chicken stock and I do a green vegetable in the steamer. Fucking love tuna too. mix that shit up with some avocado, black pepper, a little veganaise and throw it on some wheat toast
Are you kidding? It was comedic gold. He talks about his uncle molesting him, and then the can moves - as in after shooting that scene he had to take a drink to wash away the memories. Its fuckin' genius.
I fucken love making myself tuna club-sandwiches. 1) Ezekiel bread 2) Canned tuna (water) 3) Cheese, especially parmesan 4) Seasoning and sauce (oregano and basil, especially) Use toast maker (or sandwich maker) mini grill with press. The result will blow your mind )))
My microwave has a defrost function.Throw the chicken in, hit the button, and walk the fuck away. It figures out how long and how hot to defrost it. HALLELUJAH; HOLY SHIT.
As a black man I am obliged to dislike this video. Sorry bro. It's a matter of principle. lol (_reads comment thread underneath_) Wow...So many people can't take a joke. And so many others take this comment waaaay too seriosuly Wow... XD
LP OLPM An actual crazy person, or someone cashing in on the crazy persona. He would rather save a cow from a slaughter house than a human child from a burning car.
vegen gays is pretty dumb you cant stop cows from being slaughered nonetheless so its pointless also what do you do with a cow? i guess you could sell it...
You are out of control uniquely funny and creative. How the fuck do you not have your own Netflix series? Appreciate you brother. All the way from Australia 🙌🏼🔥
Jordan Melville I have no idea why it looks like that to u. If u get a chance u should try it, its really good. And a guy over the internet told u so, so you know its true.
Chicken pancakes! - Make a pancake dough, throw in thin slices of chicken breast and those veggies which invade your fridge. Mix it, spice to taste, let it sit for a while (optional), then fry it all into delicious little cakes of goodness. Thank me later. ;-)
1. chicken breast 2. marinade in lemon juice 3. tenderise breast by beating it until its about 2-3cm thick. 4. season with lebanese bbq spice meat rub 5. grill on charcoal bbq 6. enjoy the best chicken breast known to humanity.
SuperMmmm33 Chicken breast ain't all that bad if you are prepared with the right ingredients, there are too many ingredients to list but 2 or more of these together will make chicken breast taste good, as always, paring it up with other foods is always beneficial. 1. Lime Juice or Vinegar 2. Soy Sauce 3. Teriyaki Sauce 4. Green Onions 5. Oregano 6. Parsley/ Tyme
It's actually good, I just bought 50 cans of tuna with olive oil inside of it. Because dayum, I made 1 mistake last year, which was buying 20 tuna cans with water, they were DRYYYYYYYYYYY AS FUCKKKKKKKKKK. eating 1 fucking can took like 40 minutes..
you'd think the gunshots would get annoying after a while, they actually just keep getting funnier
Yes! 🤣
The gunshots are more annoying at the start
Opposite
I hate them
Still funny, baby
I love that you can see the beer can move after almost every cut
This is all I can watch on the screen now XD
@I may have a small penis but, he puts the "hammer" in "hammer curls"
It’s just a different beer each cut
I noticed the same thing. He probably drains them down consecutively.
"Hot sauce is like make up, what's underneath is a reality you're not trying to face."
Chilly "I quoted a quote in a video while quoting a comments quote" fuck you
David Witt damn quit being a bitch
seriously how is this guy making up sentences like this lol
"Hot sauce has no carbs or calories, and sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has"
This guy is a fucking poet
„The blandest carb, paired with the blandest meat - what a day.“
I lost it
That’s a good name
I approve
one time, i got so sick of chicken i decided to switch it up with some turkey. i love chicken with my whole heart now.
Cool story bro
+GOD IS DEAD cool story, needs more dragons
Sorry to hear about your dog, Bro
+mikekoz68 Dyslexic high fiev!
I can't express how much i relate to this.
“Sodium dosent count as long as you don’t read how much it has” this man has me dead all this shit is spot on😂
Only fitness channel worth watching.
Look up the Hodgetwins
Jesus Lopez Nope, they suck.
hodgetwins fell off.
Jesus Lopez they blow
DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA DOOO! Jesus Lopez
"Lastly, salad: no!" LOL
I fucking died at that part
LMAO DEAD
im down here right after he said it, trying to find others that agree, i had lol'ed pretty loud
In Germany we have a saying: „Vom Salat schrumpft der Bizeps“, which translates to „the biceps is shrinking from salat“.
"Your staring at your rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. " BAHAHAHAHA
You're
You’re mom
half microwaved half chicken sitting in a pool of ebola
theres a level of on hand creativity you have that a lot of people dont
Joyson Wildhart did you have a stroke while writing this?
Toigbo did u have a stroke trying to read it?
its weird because he has lots of bodybuilding knowledge but he just puts it in a different con
text
I like how you separated con from text
Bruh you know these vids are jokes right
All his videos are satire. Watch his interview he has up somewhere.
Dova_DJS no one said it wasnt
Zeshan Rahman "satire" ehhh if you say so ...
id rather kill myaelf than lose my gains thats why its called a DIET. lol im dead
So you lost your gains?
i can't watch a single BroScience video without laughing. And i don't even lift. 10/10
+jacob pacheco Then how do you find it funny if you cant relate to it?
Because his comedic talent overshadows the topic of the channel
Then get lost, smallpox.
***** Wasn't even saying it to you lol. The fact that it didn't make sense should have made it clear. I was responding to OP but I couldn't show that because Google+Tube is retarded. That's not going to happen, ever. I rarely do barbell bench press. I do it with dumbbells mostly. Better for everything except for looking sick and lifting heavier.
TheDarksyder i will do no such thing
that can of tuna will taste like a gourmet meal after ten + straight days of chicken and rice
I have experienced this. ahah
Swear to god this man can paint a picture with his words like no one else can. The part about inputing the nuclear launch codes in the microwave to defrost the chicken is spot on.
"The edges are starting to turn into bathtub caulk" hahahahahahahaha
Nick McGowan The chicken analogies are fucking genius, I don't know how this guys comes up with the shit lmao
Lucid Leaf born with comical talent I suppose haha
"Trust me, trUHAUSt me"
Fucking died
Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria lol
Bruh same
The choice of words and side pictures
This guy is literally hilarious. Every video he cracks me up.
Scott Mapex I know... I'm watching all these videos and I'm fucking dying of laughter. My damn stomach hurts!
Oh...I thought he was metaphorically hilarious.
Im sure you did.. Im sure you did.
+Scott Mapex wtf, how would he be hillarious in a non-literall sense? LOL
It's better than your uncle! Trust me..... TRUUUst. Me!!!
People, at least those who don't meal prep, don't realize the chicken breast struggle. We all know how good chicken is when its right off the oven, grill, pan but when you have to make so much of it and put it in the fridge then throw it into the microwave three days later it tastes like shit.
Shia't Ali three days? chicken has a kind of nasty smell the day after
hallowurm Refrigerate it.
When i diet i try to make it two days, but three the most. Some people even use their chicken for a whole week.
Shia't Ali then take the effort to prepare meals daily. I love chicken and I wouldn't desecrate it by letting a good cooked meal stagnate in the fridge for 3 days.
Shia't Ali You don't have to do it though.. I cook only for only 1-2 days.
Shia't Ali i let mine sit a week..lmao
“Lastly salad, no”
End of skit lmaoooo
hey try putting mozzarela on top of the grilled chiken breast then pop it in the oven.. pro: the chiken tastes like mozzarela. con: the mozzarela tastes like chiken now.
placebo has never been better
YOURE NOT BETTER THAN THE CHICKEN BRO@
Chicken and rice is like eating wet puzzle pieces with bits of eraser 😭
This is arguably the best bro science video he's ever made
you know you could jut put tomorrows chicken in the fridge and not have to nuke it to shit.
Heated and cold chicken taste like shit. Just cook it up fresh.
+RevolutionV12 yeah he means put in the fridge overnight before you cook it so the next day it will already be thawed.
+RevolutionV12 Fresh... You mean from the freezer? xD
+Xbox Beast yeah, just take the frozen chicken put it in the fridge and it will thaw overnight nicely instead of having half nuked chicken that you're going to be cooked into a dry brick.
I do prefer not having to nuke my chicken; it makes a lot less noise and, if you put it in the fridge, by tomorrow it should be dead enough to pluck, cook, and serve with potatoes.
Defrosting chicken is the worst! haha bathtub caulk.
P.J. G. No you can't.
You can marinate chicken in honey - it tenderizes chicken and stops it from spoiling, making it less old and shitty-tasting. Squeeze lemon juice onto your chicken with your awesome forearm strength, put salt and pepper, then sear both sides very quickly.
gourmet gains.
3:10 Do not think you are better than the chicken! haha
Honey is just concentrated sugar made by bees, it's not allowed on a lot of diets
Did you get that information from your uncle
Lorendrawn your being that guy
I like to brine a batch of chicken for 48 hours, butterfly it, and slap each piece on the George Foreman for 5 minutes. Then I'll make either tatziki sauce or melitzanosalata, both easy to make, healthy, great tasting, and keep for a week. 1 hr or less in the kitchen each week and no more dry chicken dipped in BBQ sauce.
Rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. I'm done bruh this guy is too hilarious
This might be my favorite video on this channel.
+Jude Miller i know, I cloun't stop laughing this guy is a legend
sometimes I grind all that shit up, mix it with water and just chug it as fast as possible
That's the grossest thing I've ever heard
So now you're blending your meals into shakes too?
I wouldn't serve that shit on death row
FurRealz ok FurRealz I get ya.....
Brian Mannion I can do more uncle fucking analogies if you want
Guys. The key is Frank's red hot sauce. Shits lit
Thats a fact. Have that with anything and it'll be fucking delicious
Wing sauce + Carolina reaper mash is delicious. Masks the chicken flavor.
Chicken brest. Balsamic Vinegar, Cajun spice , olive oil.
Before starting, preheat the oven to around 180 degrees
1) butterfly the chicken (cut it almost in half so it opens like a book) google how to if needed
2) stick it in a bowl, pour over some olive oil, balsamic vinegar and lots of cajun spice, use your hands and rub it all over the chicken, get in about it. Don't be scared, until the chicken is well coated.
3) Heat a pan with a little olive oil on a high heat, sear the chicken on each side for around 1 minute
4) Put it on a baking tray, pour any leftover cajun/vinegar/oil mix from the bowl over the chicken and stick in the oven for around 12/15 minutes.
5) Cut into strips, little BBQ sauce, some thick cut sweet potato fries and a bag of mixed veg, sorted.
6) Thank me later.
my house caught of fire, thanks a lot.
ItsHunterFool hahahahah brilliant, seriously tho try it.. best chicken you'll ever have
haha ill try it tonight
how is it going to cook through at 180 degrees for only 15 minutes with a 1 minute sear? lol
That chicken needs a 165 degree internal temp I cant see that working unless you literally butterflied that breast extremely thin
Youre not better than the fuckin chicken
5 years later and this is still my favorite one
I never laughed so hard in my life, everything he said about chicken, vegetables, rice ,that can of tuna was so me and when he said potato i was thinking sweet potato then i started laughing even harder.
"Thats it, just how to make it taste"
To say it tastes bad would be giving the chicken too much credit.
lorassa727 this comment is about as original as the two above you -.-
it's just Common Swense
This is so true! First time I bought 10kg/22lb of frozen chicken breast off muscle food i froze it all in the same bag it came in. I couldn't figure out a way to defrost it without putting my life at risk when eating it. I tried throwing it about a bit, an ice pick, hammer etc etc. so I did the honourable thing and let it sit in the freezer for two years till it went out of date before tossing it. Thinner /smaller is better as advertised by the Bro.
Your last resort and first resort to making chicken taste is Sriracha sauce.
word, that or sauce hollandaise
Adam Kelsey yeeeees
I am scream laughing stuck on the couch from a training injury.... thanks for making the wait process funnier man! SUBSCRIBED
Doms gotten a lot more aesthetic lately
Part of me think he took the comments about his physique a bit personally. Never mind that the only critics his physique are teenage twinks who think Kali Muscle is what a natty lifter looks like.
There's no rock-bottom of stupid on youtube. Brandon Campbell gets comments telling him he's small and weak-looking all the time, too.
TheZooCrew It's hard to see how big someone is on pictures/youtube. That's just how it is. You don't really see it till that person stands next to someone who doesn't even lift.
Jermaine
To a point, but there are some pretty obvious differences between natural and geared-up lifters. Also, it's pretty easy to find measurements for youtube lifters like Campbell.
well he doesn't lift, so of course he did.
Jermaine dom is clearly quite big to anyone who has halfway decent size perception, I'd put him in the 6-6.2 foot range and 190-215 lbs fairly lean.
I think half the people are trolling with the other half being complete morons.
OMFG DUDE THIS DUDE IS THE FUNNIEST DUDE IVE SEEN IN AWHILE!!!! HAVENT LAUGHED THIS MUCH IN AWHILE HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Seriously.
Same here man. Funny as fuck LOL!
JHutchGAMES Check out Hodge Twins. Or TwinMuscleWorkout
I know hodge twins haha
Nathan Schrage bro science is funnier
After all these years i still think this is the funniest video.
Best thing I've seen all day. Immediately subscribed.
I was cooking chicken and got a notifaction on my cellphone that you uploaded a video haha! gonna eat the chicken and watch this now. HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY TBH
Notifaction? Wtf?
chrisschell90 Email my dawg.
chrisschell90 yah bruh, I also got a notification on my phone when Bro Science uploaded this video!
Am I the only one who actually like chicken breast.
FuckingRat
I mostly only used salt and pepper. So yeah I love it.
same dude i love it
JTWallance best food in the world
JTWallance miiiiii 222
I fucking love chicken. I hit it with Mrs. dash and black pepper. rice I make wth low sodium chicken stock and I do a green vegetable in the steamer. Fucking love tuna too. mix that shit up with some avocado, black pepper, a little veganaise and throw it on some wheat toast
"Sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has" LOL
The can moving every few scenes was super distracting haha
lol... true
Lol if he'd rather make a 20 minute long video he would be so drunk lmao
Are you kidding? It was comedic gold. He talks about his uncle molesting him, and then the can moves - as in after shooting that scene he had to take a drink to wash away the memories. Its fuckin' genius.
Milák Róberlol
Yea they have done a couple behind the scenes and they just get super fucking drunk
I fricken' love eating tuna straight from a can! I do it regularly without even being on a diet.
HOW
Well... first you open the can. The rest should be pretty straightforward.
he didnt mean how how, he meant how. how. how do you eat it without having suicidal thoughts etc. is that just mental strenght?
+Ice J it just tastes good. Although i eat in olove oil
I fucken love making myself tuna club-sandwiches.
1) Ezekiel bread
2) Canned tuna (water)
3) Cheese, especially parmesan
4) Seasoning and sauce (oregano and basil, especially)
Use toast maker (or sandwich maker) mini grill with press. The result will blow your mind )))
"Lastly salad: NO!" Laughed so hard
Wait... is he saying sweet potatoes are better then the regular? So much sarcasm i got lost.
Hellmarch at least they are more of a bodybuilding food
Sometimes I think he is the smartest man alive. I mean it literally requires an iq of 5000 to make his analogies.
straight up this is some of the best standup I've ever seen. and the choices of little pictures he inserts on the side double that
I thought he was stood in a really deep sink at first
L fucking Mao, can't unsee.
“Before your brain realizes A: You’re eating chicken; and B: You fucking hate yourself.” That killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dom, this video still hits 9 years later
"Hot sauce is makeup, underneath is a reality you're not trying to face." 🤣
as a British person, body-building chicken is fucking great, sprinkle some pepper on that shit and you're good to go....our food sucks.
+Sam Lewis britain's the chicken breast of cultures. how do you just conquer the planet and still retain only the shittiest food ideas.
+Albert Fitzgerald you sound almost as gay as your name suggests
+Sam Lewis Speak for yourself mate, my foods fuckin' ace.
Whynotdairy? your food sucks.
I'm also from the UK, my food doesn't suck, maybe you just suck at cooking
3:05 "Hot sauce is make-up. What's underneath is a reality you're not trying to face." lmfao XD
My microwave has a defrost function.Throw the chicken in, hit the button, and walk the fuck away. It figures out how long and how hot to defrost it.
HALLELUJAH; HOLY SHIT.
+Buzzy913 post a video. i wanna see if you're lying. $10 say's your chicken is being cooked just like he said in the vid. :)
DStang Just Google it mate, I guarantee I'm not the only person in history with a working defrost microwave.
+Buzzy913 Yeah dipshit, but is the end result like he said? Go get mommy to tell you about it.
+m0rbidh0rr0r It defrosts the chicken. If you need mommy to understand that for you, that's fine, but I just hit the defrost.
Everyone's microwave has a defrost function... Doesn't mean it still doesn't cook the fuckin chicken. Scrubs!
As a black man I am obliged to dislike this video. Sorry bro. It's a matter of principle. lol
(_reads comment thread underneath_) Wow...So many people can't take a joke. And so many others take this comment waaaay too seriosuly Wow... XD
He's talking about cooked chicken that's actually healthy, not KFC.
ANeonTiger And I'm talking about chicken in general. Black people do eat healthily. Racist exposed.
ANeonTiger real black people don't eat KFC. It's all about Popeye's. B-)
What the fuck are you on about? Just for pulling that shit from under your arse makes you racist yourself, dumbnut.
***** hell yeah bro.
Vegan gains does not approves
All hail clorox that guy doesn't approve of anything
All hail clorox "Vegan gains" don't exist.
LP OLPM An actual crazy person, or someone cashing in on the crazy persona. He would rather save a cow from a slaughter house than a human child from a burning car.
vegen gays is pretty dumb you cant stop cows from being slaughered nonetheless so its pointless also what do you do with a cow? i guess you could sell it...
i like vegetables but i dont like vegen gains cuz he wants to kill people
This, without a doubt, is his funniest video. The chicken struggle is real.
5:10 Rice. Fucking great. The blandest carb, panned with the blandest meat. What a day.
Cracked me up
Man this is a comedy channel and the sad truth is that everything he says is true.
the best comedy always starts from truth
This is one of the best videos I have ever seen on youtube. The thought of eating chicken after 5 straight days makes me want to jump off of a bridge.
The microwave chicken defrosting bit was beyond accurate. So irritating lol
tuna canned in olive oil is godly, also, if you don't like the texture of old chicken, fucking blend it to powder and enjoy
As someone who eats a can of tuna a day I can confirm doms description to be quite accurate
Isn't that bad to do because of the mercury content? Supposed to wait a couple days between cand
"Unless you wanna spend mor time BUYING meat, than BEING meat" You had me there
2024, and this shit is still funny for the 75th time I’ve watched it.
“bathtub caulk” kills me.
After eating tuna everyday for 2 months straight I smile everytime I sit down to eat my chicken.
watching this high is the best thing ive ever done...ever
This is the most accurate description of chicken. I had to cone back to this cuz this is exactly what I have to eat as a part of my pre op diet.
since when is chicken discusting?
Since .. ever ?
Since when is it spelled "Discusting"?
xXSuperFrogXx Lemme introduce you to mayonnaise garlic and parsley
Since it had absolutely no flavour and was easy as fuck to overcook so it tastes like the sole of a shoe...so yeah, since ever, basically
Anything eaten 5+ days in large quantities gets old FAST.
Damn I read chicken as children 3 times before understanding the title of this video, wouldve been a wild ride
This channel is a gold mine bruhh.
My husband power lifts and showed me this video. I was about to puke over how much chicken boobs ive been prepping. Thank you
Chicken tits
Sorry n
+Raising Robertsons lmao
The shit this Bro does is so fucking hilarious, because it's from the every day struggle of a real person going to the gym, not some pro level BB :D
You are out of control uniquely funny and creative. How the fuck do you not have your own Netflix series? Appreciate you brother. All the way from Australia 🙌🏼🔥
1. Come to Serbia.
2. Buy shitloads of ajvar.
3. Eat tuna and ajvar.
4. Profit.
***** Or you could do that, yes.
George orwell Its this thing that makes tuna taste good :D. Makes many other things taste good as well.
***** Or i could say fuck going to Serbia, and buy some light fucking mayo. That makes tuna taste better and saves me the fucking travel.
Jordan Melville Mayo and tuna? You are a madman! Might as well put mayo in soup.
Jordan Melville I have no idea why it looks like that to u. If u get a chance u should try it, its really good. And a guy over the internet told u so, so you know its true.
I had to pause this video so I could breathe again! I was laughing so hard at none stop funny.
Literally the best video I've ever seen
4:55 the beer gravitates towards dom
Big things attract. Bistein
LMFAO my freezer is literally filled with those bags rn.
0:12 That almost hurt, but I can't stop laughing
At 1:11 you could see the beer can moving. Signs of illuminati strong here
Lastly, salad. NO
This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Man you're looking great. You look like you're down 2-3% bodyfat. Congrats man.
Im guessing you meant 12/13%?
2%-3% is more like Bruce Lee
He went down BY about 2%. Joseph never said down TO 2% :D
giovanni velasquez l2 English
Kega89 *claps* You sir have won the internet. I never thought that someone on here could English.
I took your advice. Right now, my chicken is more shredded than me. It's a nasty joke.
Chicken pancakes! - Make a pancake dough, throw in thin slices of chicken breast and those veggies which invade your fridge. Mix it, spice to taste, let it sit for a while (optional), then fry it all into delicious little cakes of goodness.
Thank me later. ;-)
bakters hell yah I'm trying this
"Rice... The blandest carb paired with the blandest meat..." "What a day!" :D
This guy has been lifting for years now why is he not big?
Because he doesn't actually lift (that much)? It's called acting ...
Its called being natural.
Macky Ds lol gb2fit. Hes lazy as fuck thats why. Plus hes a fake bro.
He's a comedian, part time bodybuilder. Dom Mazzetti
00QanT That's not even his name, just his character, sorry to disappoint ..
love this vid, one of my favorite broscience videos
Boiled chicken is so easy to make, you just put the defrosted pieces of chicken in boiled water and after 5 minutes it's done
Plz stop plz
what the fuck is wrong with you
Wtf!?!?? LmAooo!!
Adi Halevy are you srs?
That sounds disgusting.
1. chicken breast
2. marinade in lemon juice
3. tenderise breast by beating it until its about 2-3cm thick.
4. season with lebanese bbq spice meat rub
5. grill on charcoal bbq
6. enjoy the best chicken breast known to humanity.
Where do you buy the lesbian bbq rub?
Lebanese*
SuperMmmm33 Chicken breast ain't all that bad if you are prepared with the right
ingredients, there are too many ingredients to list but 2 or more of
these together will make chicken breast taste good, as always, paring it
up with other foods is always beneficial.
1. Lime Juice or Vinegar
2. Soy Sauce
3. Teriyaki Sauce
4. Green Onions
5. Oregano
6. Parsley/ Tyme
SuperMmmm33 Nobody got time for that shit lol
DisabledCreation It actually saves you a lot of time throughout the week if you cook in bulk on one day lol.
Love this guy! Beer don't count! I tend to agree. My drinking and pot use has never hindered me.
Just keep hiding those toothpick legs...
You sir, have earned another subscriber. Fucking hilarious.
I like how he said, "chicken breast is like that kid you don't remember from high school," and had a picture of Eduardo from Lizzie McGuire 😂
Actually i fucking love eating tuna straight from the can i think it tastes great
But you dont lift.
You're like this weird intern we had at work who ate wet chicken out of a can for lunch. It was so gross.
***** mix it in with rice and mix the rice and tuna up, it's pretty damn good. just drain the water first, it makes the rice taste like shit
It's actually good, I just bought 50 cans of tuna with olive oil inside of it. Because dayum, I made 1 mistake last year, which was buying 20 tuna cans with water, they were DRYYYYYYYYYYY AS FUCKKKKKKKKKK. eating 1 fucking can took like 40 minutes..
Make a Tuna Sandwich with: Tuna (in sunflower oil), red onions, tomatoes, lettuce, a little bit of huney mustard sauce. So delicious.
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