Why The Dad Bod Is Worse Than Ebola

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  • Опубликовано: 10 май 2015
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  • @Cynsham
    @Cynsham 7 лет назад +8531

    "He's not ripped, but he's nice and easy to talk to"
    Congratulations, you just received the human form of a participation medal.

    • @loonaticaaron
      @loonaticaaron 7 лет назад +146

      Jackson Boyer LMFAO

    • @deccogames6735
      @deccogames6735 6 лет назад +61

      Jackson Boyer trophy* medals are only for the successful

    • @c4662
      @c4662 6 лет назад

      Burn.

    • @Colakat22
      @Colakat22 6 лет назад +18

      a LARGE percentage of women like toned and smooth muscle not ripped.

    • @TheMoonLayingLow
      @TheMoonLayingLow 6 лет назад +1

      Jackson Boyer
      Dril is that you

  • @caseym8179
    @caseym8179 7 лет назад +4023

    I don't need women anyway, I lift weights in front of a mirror when I want to get off.

  • @ASAP1992
    @ASAP1992 6 лет назад +8310

    "you started lifting to get girls but you quickly realised the real reason you lift is to be better then people" im dying haha

    • @EnigmaticSoulExplorer
      @EnigmaticSoulExplorer 5 лет назад +357

      So true right?

    • @salazam
      @salazam 5 лет назад +63

      *than

    • @KimeramonRocks
      @KimeramonRocks 5 лет назад +189

      To get girls, you have to be better than the other guys. Getting girls is a competition, so yeah you should be better than the competition (other guys), so in a way yeah it is true.

    • @Chg267
      @Chg267 5 лет назад +292

      @@EnigmaticSoulExplorer yep another guy could have more friends than I do, make more money, is smarter than me, and has a GF and is generally happier. BUT I can move my pecs a bit and can do more pull-ups so it all evens out.

    • @jdblueee
      @jdblueee 5 лет назад +6

      It's soo true

  • @acrowsnest_t6630
    @acrowsnest_t6630 4 года назад +1799

    Dom is too smart for the "dumb character" he is playing.

    • @fastball6591
      @fastball6591 4 года назад +188

      He graduated from NYU’s film school. Dude is legitimately intelligent.

    • @caaaaaammy_g
      @caaaaaammy_g 4 года назад +364

      @@fastball6591 Lol are you a dumb beta or something, he didnt go to NYU he went to growhio state it says it on his tank top

    • @ot1438
      @ot1438 4 года назад +17

      true but the people in these comments are too stupid to see the satire. very funny video

    • @caaaaaammy_g
      @caaaaaammy_g 4 года назад +63

      @@ot1438 I have never seen a serious comment on any of his videos

    • @randomname5580
      @randomname5580 4 года назад +18

      IKR? He shouldn’t ever play that stupid ass mike character

  • @bloods2jzgte940
    @bloods2jzgte940 9 лет назад +2048

    I know the whole channel is satire and shit but honestly Dom drops little wisdom bombs all the damn time. "It's the physical manifestation of complacency"

    • @SuperIffyjiffy
      @SuperIffyjiffy 9 лет назад +197

      Dude this whole video was pretty much spot on. He just makes it funny

    • @DirtyyDom
      @DirtyyDom 9 лет назад +81

      Bloods2JZGTE He does. I think thats why it's so good. On the surface it's just funny dumb jokes but there's a bunch of clever things thrown in there.

    • @MastersOfAll7581
      @MastersOfAll7581 9 лет назад +136

      Gian helps write a lot of the script, too, so let's not forget him

    • @inaccessiblecardinal9352
      @inaccessiblecardinal9352 9 лет назад +62

      Bloods2JZGTE All good satire is rooted in truth. Sometimes it illuminates the truth even more than the actual statement of the truth. e.g. crossfit vs lifting: "it's the difference between building a house, and being really good at putting nails in a board". 50% magic.

    • @Andrew_Georghiou
      @Andrew_Georghiou 9 лет назад +3

      it makes the truth 'imminent' like glowing the truth is imminent

  • @JerryRigEverything
    @JerryRigEverything 9 лет назад +2656

    I'm as shallow as a plate of cereal. Classic.

    • @nanodash3748
      @nanodash3748 6 лет назад +57

      Haha as if you're on this channel as well!

    • @hassanshahid5832
      @hassanshahid5832 5 лет назад +28

      Wow your viewers and his viewers don't overlap. I love your stuff and respect your biceps

    • @THEMEISTER004
      @THEMEISTER004 5 лет назад +3

      Plates can be curved inward though

    • @DougisArmed
      @DougisArmed 5 лет назад +39

      Scratches at level 6, with deeper grooves at a level 7.

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 5 лет назад +3

      Dayum look who it is!

  • @ConnorJem
    @ConnorJem 4 года назад +823

    This is like three years old and I still can’t over the “KURT COBAIN” when he put the glass shotgun in his mouth

    • @alexconnor9884
      @alexconnor9884 4 года назад +6

      I just noticed that too.

    • @lilminer69er
      @lilminer69er 4 года назад +12

      I haven't seen this one since it came out and it still got me

    • @joakimjohnsson1020
      @joakimjohnsson1020 4 года назад +6

      "This is like three yeards old.." you know it says exactly what date the video is posted.. right? Posted 2015.

    • @pipesavy5288
      @pipesavy5288 3 года назад +3

      If anyone knows where I can buy one of those glass shotguns I’ll Venmo you 20 rn..... I can’t find it anywhere

    • @unevenfun2420
      @unevenfun2420 3 года назад +2

      @@pipesavy5288 www.google.com/search?q=old+betsy+tequila+gun&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
      I found it finally, you're welcome 🤙🏻
      Just follow me on twitch instead of the Venmo 😂
      unevenfun

  • @Gigatless
    @Gigatless 6 лет назад +443

    You didn't finish the pizza. What was that half assed rep bro?

    • @greaves8332
      @greaves8332 5 лет назад +13

      Nah man too many unhealthy calories

    • @gigaatom
      @gigaatom 3 года назад +2

      That much pizza would be a start to a Keto diet and Dom is better than that

  • @EAS573182
    @EAS573182 9 лет назад +1037

    Dad bod is a joke of an excuse to be lazy.

    • @nikb6528
      @nikb6528 9 лет назад +2

      Bradley Wilson by a dad bod owner himself

    • @JosephBlow123
      @JosephBlow123 9 лет назад +2

      Dad bods are frat bro

    • @damlurker
      @damlurker 9 лет назад

      Aneesh Sompalli no it isnt. its just a balanced physique where u dont take lifting weights rule your life

    • @EAS573182
      @EAS573182 9 лет назад +20

      ***** Haha okay man.. Keep telling yourself that. People with that kind of mentality will always settle for second.

    • @EAS573182
      @EAS573182 9 лет назад +5

      20k subs without a single video!? Nice avatar man!

  • @salintruitt4139
    @salintruitt4139 7 лет назад +2919

    "If you're dating a dad-bod you win by default because the other team failed to show up." lmao

    • @elmerwilber3308
      @elmerwilber3308 5 лет назад +3

      .

    • @The_Superpack
      @The_Superpack 4 года назад +1

      Or your not manly... manly men want beef on them it is better in a fight

    • @mattstern4044
      @mattstern4044 4 года назад +16

      @@The_Superpack Yeah, and most girls want men who can use the right you're. Im taking the 160 ib dude who can bench his body weight over some fatass.

    • @CaptainKek-ql6rf
      @CaptainKek-ql6rf 4 года назад +6

      @@The_Superpack cope

    • @The_Superpack
      @The_Superpack 4 года назад

      @@CaptainKek-ql6rf you can not fight well prob

  • @gabrielcordova9281
    @gabrielcordova9281 4 года назад +387

    next video: why a lack of pump is worse than coronavirus

  • @linuxman777
    @linuxman777 6 лет назад +296

    And this is why if you try to make gains to impress women you will always fail. Make gains for yourself, for your health and wellbeing and you will be less likely to fail.

    • @AniketPande03
      @AniketPande03 5 лет назад +63

      Make gains to one day slather yourself in baby oil and then walk on stage wearing a thong so people can stare at every part of your body and rate it

    • @Florian00
      @Florian00 4 года назад +14

      @@AniketPande03 Yeahh buddy

    • @timsickler5125
      @timsickler5125 3 года назад +2

      No. You push yourself for them gains so that you are definitely bigger than that douchebag gym nemesis of yours

    • @max7971
      @max7971 3 года назад +1

      @@AniketPande03 unironically this.

    • @himlolo
      @himlolo 3 года назад +2

      I do it for looks(not to impress women, but just love how I look,I know it sounds self centered but I like being able to just look at myself and not scrutinize every part of my body like I used to) living longer, keeping my youth intact and not becoming a vegetable.

  • @DubstepFromGod
    @DubstepFromGod 9 лет назад +2804

    That Lion King reference was on point.

    • @_patriciojavier22
      @_patriciojavier22 9 лет назад +67

      A top class metaphor

    • @DubstepFromGod
      @DubstepFromGod 9 лет назад +1

      Patricio Zalazar tell me about it.

    • @khalimadeath
      @khalimadeath 9 лет назад +5

      Dubstep From God Top KEK

    • @jpsm1th
      @jpsm1th 9 лет назад +65

      Dubstep From God "Dont fuck the toucan"

    • @cccEngineer
      @cccEngineer 9 лет назад +1

      Dubstep From God Alpha metaphor.

  • @zodek11
    @zodek11 8 лет назад +2511

    I think this was the first time that Dom is saying what he really thinks in a video.

    • @javascriptkiddie2718
      @javascriptkiddie2718 6 лет назад +20

      Poe's Law

    • @Kirschkuchen18
      @Kirschkuchen18 5 лет назад +5

      yeah, and I think it's actually true

    • @Kirschkuchen18
      @Kirschkuchen18 5 лет назад +22

      @@dinok7630 Hi there, yes I know, but I think the way he says this is a little different than usual, I think in this one lies a flinch of his own opinion

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 5 лет назад +35

      @@Kirschkuchen18 I disagree - take a look at his channel and you will always find little hidden pieces of self irony that go far beyond what you would normally find. Every piece is written so well; it's crazy to think about how much his channel could grow if he would put the time into it.

    • @clerpington_the_fifth
      @clerpington_the_fifth 3 года назад +5

      He does that in the same tone as when hes being jovial, hard to tell sometimes, but that keeps him from sounding like hes preaching, which consequently makes his way of talking much more entertaining.

  • @aisha-3857
    @aisha-3857 5 лет назад +1208

    Girls like Dad bods bc they can let themselves go , and they know the guy won't leave them. It's kinda controlling

    • @eldrichery853
      @eldrichery853 5 лет назад +204

      Having a girlfriend who likes your "dad bod" is a fucking trap, I know that because I've been there.

    • @jjberg83
      @jjberg83 5 лет назад +19

      You are correct!

    • @jacksonhuang1440
      @jacksonhuang1440 4 года назад +70

      Eldri†chery same here. And once the relationship ends, she moves on quick and you’re stuck in with 1 year worth of gains to make and fat loss to do lol

    • @princedhewa
      @princedhewa 4 года назад +6

      Girls want to dominating

    • @mr.devil9577
      @mr.devil9577 4 года назад +66

      I got a fat ass friend that has a smokin hot gf and he told me he'd leave her if she ever got fat.
      Enjoy your day

  • @SVJMIA
    @SVJMIA 3 года назад +54

    6 years later and this is still gold.

    • @gm9460
      @gm9460 3 года назад +5

      It is but is no longer accurate it would seem. Don’t see much clamour for the dad bod anymore.
      Or rather the definition is now an off cycle Jason Momoa at 15-20% body fat (so basically not a dad bod at all)

  • @exiverence
    @exiverence 7 лет назад +2366

    This is amazing. I started lifting cuz I was ugly a f in high school. I'm still ugly a f but at least I got my guns!

  • @CheeseMuncher14
    @CheeseMuncher14 8 лет назад +1538

    My brain has two halves "Left and Right swipes" rofl

  • @redactedcanceledcensored6890
    @redactedcanceledcensored6890 5 лет назад +329

    >Dom: "I'm stoopid af"
    >also Dom: *puts subtle history jokes in his rants*
    well done, sir

    • @grizzle7935
      @grizzle7935 5 лет назад +11

      I think he's a schoolteacher in real life.

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 Год назад +5

      @@grizzle7935 He is the brofessor after all

  • @melmagallon6233
    @melmagallon6233 4 года назад +101

    Gentlemen, look past the jokes and you'll find this is one of the most insightful monologues you'll ever find on RUclips about relationships and women.

  • @bubba1234e
    @bubba1234e 9 лет назад +566

    "if you're gunna do something, do it 100 percent" - word

    • @EE-hj7cm
      @EE-hj7cm 9 лет назад +71

      bubba1234e the most serious video by Dom ever ahah

    • @DarKnightofCydonia
      @DarKnightofCydonia 9 лет назад +3

      Erling W There was some legitimate advice in there

    • @EE-hj7cm
      @EE-hj7cm 9 лет назад

      DarKnightofCydonia Yeah, seriously, this was Dom speaking his true opinions lol You can hear how mad he is xD

    • @GodOfTheInternets
      @GodOfTheInternets 9 лет назад

      bubba1234e fukken bs, I doubt any of you never drink alcohol or never do a cheat day.

    • @EE-hj7cm
      @EE-hj7cm 9 лет назад +3

      GodOfTheInternets​ then we'll drink a 100% and cheat a 100% ;)

  • @casf120
    @casf120 8 лет назад +1794

    "a sack of meat, with boat shoes, and his mom's debit card" lol god damn.

    • @flightdoc9087
      @flightdoc9087 8 лет назад +12

      +casf120
      I used to wear boat shoes to the gym. Then I got in trouble lol.

    • @nomtijorti
      @nomtijorti 8 лет назад +1

      +casf120 both shoes*

    • @BigDawgRey95
      @BigDawgRey95 8 лет назад +29

      +floridden he definitely said boat shoes bro

    • @nomtijorti
      @nomtijorti 8 лет назад

      Preston Ray both shoes and his mom's debit card.
      he's referring to what the guy owns.
      Is Englsh your first language?

    • @casf120
      @casf120 8 лет назад +30

      floridden
      lol no Dom said "boat shoes" it's a common shoe worn by college guys especially those in fraternities.

  • @JP-my7hs
    @JP-my7hs 5 лет назад +26

    “You can’t strike out if u keep getting foul balls” = dad bod. Incredible analogy

  • @roflcopter4388
    @roflcopter4388 5 лет назад +45

    Its 2019 and this is still the most epic video on RUclips

  • @Koballin
    @Koballin 8 лет назад +617

    "Modern 'mein kamp'" Jesus fucking Christ I'm dying

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE 8 лет назад

      Rip

    • @andrewm7477
      @andrewm7477 8 лет назад

      +Taylor Welu hahaha! this one is top 3, at least

    • @ss4adam
      @ss4adam 7 лет назад

      when did he say that?

    • @aero2486
      @aero2486 7 лет назад

      adam kim minute 4:00

  • @Dek1G40
    @Dek1G40 9 лет назад +520

    Lost it at "don't fuck the toucan"

    • @ABflanagan523
      @ABflanagan523 9 лет назад

      dan martin lol me too dood

    • @cameroncheaure6692
      @cameroncheaure6692 9 лет назад

      Make that 3

    • @dontwuryboutit
      @dontwuryboutit 9 лет назад +1

      Haha I literally laughed out loud when he said that shit.

    • @LegacyEvoAce
      @LegacyEvoAce 9 лет назад

      haha yeah

    • @burnssmith9817
      @burnssmith9817 9 лет назад +4

      +dan martin It's funny but he explains it perfectly! Everyone lowering there standards and giving up....

  • @1980alsful
    @1980alsful 6 лет назад +37

    Still come back to this from time to time. There's fewer things as motivational on the internet. On days I don't feel like lifting I watch this then pretty much sprint to the gym :)

  • @weiner392
    @weiner392 5 лет назад +29

    this is such a masterpiece I can't stop rewatching

  • @Edtweet
    @Edtweet 9 лет назад +696

    LMFAO "KURT COBAIN"@3:35

    • @Dardojs89
      @Dardojs89 9 лет назад +28

      Edtweet
      Wow didn't catch that. thats messed up. lol

    • @christyambrown
      @christyambrown 9 лет назад

      LOL

    • @joselmontoya
      @joselmontoya 9 лет назад +45

      LMAO!!! I still can't get over that! Maybe he should have said "KURT COGAINZ!!!"

    • @NSD2327
      @NSD2327 9 лет назад +4

      Edtweet I fucking lost it.....

    • @Edtweet
      @Edtweet 9 лет назад

      Jose Montoya thats a good one xD

  • @Freezma
    @Freezma 9 лет назад +4719

    "I want a dad bod" said no one ever..

    • @ToxiqzzHD
      @ToxiqzzHD 9 лет назад +17

      Freezma Freezy you want the dad bod brah.

    • @hiphopismydrug1
      @hiphopismydrug1 9 лет назад +234

      Freezma the girl who wrote the article is 19. i am not going to put down the weights because a teenager claims she doesn't like muscles.

    • @MrRik338
      @MrRik338 9 лет назад +22

      Rap Goth So you would if it was a middle aged house mom.

    • @jamirequez
      @jamirequez 9 лет назад +32

      Freezma "I don't want to appear vain and spend all my time in the gym" said a lot of people

    • @MrOpticBlade
      @MrOpticBlade 9 лет назад +27

      Probably a lot of very obese people would be perfectly secure with a so called dad body though

  • @DioBrando-ln1to
    @DioBrando-ln1to 6 лет назад +235

    The article was written honestly. For once I see nothing but truth in article written about what people want in a partner. "Not intimidating" and "Wanting to be the pretty one" are literally saying directly that they are insecure and want a guy with what they know is an unattractive body (but not "too" unattractive to where they can't stand it) so they can have others who look at them go "Oh my god she's so pretty, why is she with him?" and the like. That's a relationship based entirely off insecurity, and needing complete domination over a partner to not feel insecure.
    And us guys should never have a problem with this. Because girls who think like this and go for dad bods will stay away from guys that look good, and that only helps us find girls actually worth having.

    • @adanwillams3684
      @adanwillams3684 6 лет назад +6

      John Whitman stay pure

    • @darthkarroto2183
      @darthkarroto2183 4 года назад +8

      That’s my guy preach

    • @rainyfeathers9148
      @rainyfeathers9148 2 года назад

      Got a little incel there, mate...

    • @akroutines1606
      @akroutines1606 Год назад +1

      True words man! You can rarely find these kind of opinions in this politicaly correct filtered society!

    • @MyZ001
      @MyZ001 Год назад

      Actually, what they'll do is go and on a 'girls night' and get fcuked by the hotter more attractive guys. Then, come back to the happy homemaker guy that she knows ain't going anywhere cause he couldn't even get his ass off the couch to make it to the gym for his day 3 outta 3.

  • @stephennaas3539
    @stephennaas3539 6 лет назад +43

    "I'm diving into the literal pits of hell, the female psyquie" HAHAHAHA

  • @tree5015
    @tree5015 7 лет назад +925

    This topic slowly stopped being Satire and became a PSA.

    • @darishennen898
      @darishennen898 2 года назад +4

      4 years ago you didn't know how correct this post would be

    • @Realhater1352
      @Realhater1352 2 года назад

      No it’s still satire get over yourself

    • @hooktraining3966
      @hooktraining3966 2 года назад +7

      @@Realhater1352 Dad bod government AI just outed itself

    • @nirorit
      @nirorit 9 месяцев назад

      @@Realhater1352it is… but come on I didn’t even laugh once it feels way too real. (Literally just dated a girl that fit the bill)

  • @GirthyManParts
    @GirthyManParts 8 лет назад +1184

    KURT KOBAIN - funniest shit ever

  • @wimpiebaars7286
    @wimpiebaars7286 6 лет назад +282

    this is just like fat acceptance. dom is actually angry about this stuff.

    • @donnyohakam
      @donnyohakam 3 года назад +4

      he's not angry at all

    • @clerpington_the_fifth
      @clerpington_the_fifth 3 года назад +2

      No suprise at all considering dom states many times hes a feminist.

  • @madarabindustries
    @madarabindustries 6 лет назад +58

    "you started lifting to get girls, but you quickly realised the real reason you lift is to be better than people"

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 7 лет назад +922

    This guy is the King of Metaphors

  • @quintintabura919
    @quintintabura919 8 лет назад +1945

    You nailed it man, thanks for blowing the whistle on why women really "like" the dad bod, because they see a giant "you can dominate me" sign written all over it.

    • @ShanobiBanobi
      @ShanobiBanobi 8 лет назад +58

      books intimidate you too? :P

    • @roqueleader512
      @roqueleader512 8 лет назад +92

      Books are hard. :/

    • @Tropicsca
      @Tropicsca 8 лет назад +40

      fuck books

    • @diceyourlife5289
      @diceyourlife5289 7 лет назад +35

      what are books?

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 6 лет назад +44

      You do realize he was also making fun of lifters and people who try to get in shape all the time too, right? He was essentially saying that there's nothing wrong with the dad bod so long as it's attached to someone who is still good at something or passionate about something.

  • @ZainAhmed-ns2di
    @ZainAhmed-ns2di 2 года назад +24

    You started lifting to get girls, but you quickly realized the real reason you started lifting is to be better than people.
    -This is so accurate lmao

  • @gus9489
    @gus9489 6 лет назад +20

    ‘Girls, you’re Naala, go find a Simba, or at least a Scar’. On point.

  • @javierplowells6140
    @javierplowells6140 7 лет назад +257

    "...but quickly realize, the reason you lift, is to be better than people." Can´t argue with that

    • @tudoralex-ve7st
      @tudoralex-ve7st 4 года назад

      @Sean Matthews what if everyone else is muscular also?what do you do then

  • @LameNch33zy
    @LameNch33zy 7 лет назад +3675

    It's sad that a video made as a joke is true.

    • @hanihabbal6922
      @hanihabbal6922 7 лет назад +355

      There's truth in all of his videos, otherwise pepl would write it off as bs and he wouldn't this popular

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 7 лет назад +135

      The funniest jokes IMO are the ones which are true, that's why I love Dom's videos.

    • @RenegadeVile
      @RenegadeVile 6 лет назад +72

      SOME truth. That's why it's satire. However, do not take it literally either.

    • @DarkestValar
      @DarkestValar 6 лет назад +36

      its unsavory truths that we willingly ingest because they are thinly veiled in humor. (much like marinaded chicken )

    • @tonyblairseebiks5526
      @tonyblairseebiks5526 6 лет назад +8

      it's hyperbole.

  • @williamjohn8633
    @williamjohn8633 2 года назад +12

    Nothing but facts. 6 months into my last relationship, I felt very disgusted with myself for being overweight. I decided to clean up my eating habits and lift 5x/week. I lost 70 lbs. needless to say. The leaner my face got, the more attractive I became. I got increasingly more attention from women in public much to my then gf's chagrin. Things quickly spiraled downhill with her and we broke up. Her words were: "You're no longer the guy I fell in love with." What's even worse is that I allowed that stupid girl into my life in the first place -- a girl enabling me to become a filthy slob.

  • @Autobot_Megatron
    @Autobot_Megatron 5 лет назад +119

    "If you date a dad bod, you win by default because the other team failed to show up."
    LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @101brickbulider
    @101brickbulider 8 лет назад +285

    "It's not Ebola, but I wish it was."
    LMFAO 😂😂😂

  • @KX5Kat
    @KX5Kat 7 лет назад +869

    "Books intimidate me and remind me how dumb I am", I'm done!

    • @SilencerXLR8
      @SilencerXLR8 5 лет назад +13

      And then he shows a goosebumps book

    • @Handeee805
      @Handeee805 4 года назад +1

      @@SilencerXLR8 🤣

  • @SpencerKelly93
    @SpencerKelly93 6 лет назад +14

    "As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kampf" Holy shit I died.

  • @82BIGRYAN
    @82BIGRYAN Год назад +3

    Followed this guy for years. Love his humor. Currently motivation. I Got old. Got hurt. Got fat. I’m over 300 now. Been working out for 2 weeks. Eating correctly. Can’t do shit. Can’t breathe. Stay working out. Fuck this hell

  • @Alic_R1
    @Alic_R1 9 лет назад +398

    Dad bod.. sounds like I'm too lazy to fix my shitty appearance bod

    • @Kickasscomedy94
      @Kickasscomedy94 9 лет назад

      Hats pretty much it

    • @Kickasscomedy94
      @Kickasscomedy94 9 лет назад

      *thats

    • @jonathandominguez2273
      @jonathandominguez2273 9 лет назад +1

      Anyone who is lazy and doesn't do anything in life and a shitty body

    • @lostalex77
      @lostalex77 9 лет назад +1

      Tehhslayer you don't understand the concept, a normal male body doesn't look "shitty" to them. believe it or not, some people are attracted to normal people.

    • @mick3yon3ill
      @mick3yon3ill 9 лет назад +4

      lostalex77 "Normal" male body, aka someone who is just to lazy to do anything.

  • @BigStinky69
    @BigStinky69 7 лет назад +133

    "Don't fuck the toucan" - Dom

  • @brynnb3813
    @brynnb3813 5 лет назад +79

    Honestly I've always liked fit guys for other reasons than they are hot (though definitely a plus) its healthy, it shows dedication and discipline, I also like to work out so having a gym partner is never a bad thing.

  • @ck6639
    @ck6639 3 года назад +29

    “We like being the pretty one.”
    In other words, “I want to be the one to cheat on HIM.”

  • @airsingh1354
    @airsingh1354 9 лет назад +405

    this is actually some real shit man. behind all the jokes is some actual good views

    • @Xeirus911
      @Xeirus911 9 лет назад +24

      airsingh13 The last few videos have had some underlying real talk. It's pretty cool.

    • @jamirequez
      @jamirequez 9 лет назад

      airsingh13 you realise its irony right?

    • @ItzOba
      @ItzOba 9 лет назад +34

      jamie scott *satire

    • @ttu0mas96
      @ttu0mas96 9 лет назад +5

      MrYungsage Yes its satire but this one happens to be 100% true anyway! To hell with the dad bod!

    • @jamirequez
      @jamirequez 9 лет назад +1

      MrYungsage not mutually exclusive mate

  • @Xerxes847
    @Xerxes847 7 лет назад +349

    I'm going to go ahead now and dive into the literal pits of hell...the female psyche. LOL

  • @jose.montojah
    @jose.montojah 5 лет назад +1

    This is art. Watching this video under the perspective of our social pressure for competition and power dynamics (useless ones) gives a light on many issues running deep into our society. The views are there to boot.

  • @Chris88895
    @Chris88895 2 года назад +3

    "At least go back to Scar, don't fuck the Tucan" lmfao, dude, what the hell? lol

  • @meagangrace3300
    @meagangrace3300 8 лет назад +1076

    Guys who go to the gym are hella attractive. Putting in the effort to look and feel your best is admirable. Props to all the guys who work and or have kids and still make time for exercise rather than excuses.

    • @DaBeezKneez
      @DaBeezKneez 8 лет назад +81

      +Meagan Grace thank you.. at least someone appreciate our efforts

    • @DaBeezKneez
      @DaBeezKneez 8 лет назад +58

      ***** I work out my face as much as I do my legs
      so you get the idea xD

    • @The_Russian_Bias
      @The_Russian_Bias 8 лет назад +3

      +Ronald Colin nice one XD

    • @horatiohuffnagel7978
      @horatiohuffnagel7978 8 лет назад +69

      +Meagan Grace Same to the ladies. Especially the ones who work out more than just their asses. Ladies have to get the nice upper body too.

    • @AronHallan
      @AronHallan 8 лет назад +37

      +Meagan Grace Awww thank you, i admire the girls who actually train hard and mind their own business instead of doing shit just to get male attention.

  • @eric8642004
    @eric8642004 7 лет назад +865

    I can relate! I lost 70 pounds and got heavily into fitness and health and my wife says I was more fun when I ate like a slob!

    • @noahschenck6715
      @noahschenck6715 7 лет назад +458

      eric8642004 Props to you for kicking ass, man.

    • @BobSmith-dt6xs
      @BobSmith-dt6xs 7 лет назад +441

      Probably because she's lazy and can't be bothered to change, no offense.

    • @charliepruett9480
      @charliepruett9480 6 лет назад +70

      eric8642004 that's rough bro. She should support you becoming healthier

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 6 лет назад +75

      Yeah, most women (that aren't psychos) generally want a man that can take control and dominate, because that's what we've evolved to be like. Women that are going with a Dad bod are probably pretty likely to cheat on you when a more attractive dominate guy offers them what they really want.

    • @WheatSn4ckBread
      @WheatSn4ckBread 6 лет назад +110

      @Kaeledas same here, I would tell my (ex)gf that I wanted to eat healthier and lose weight. Then suddenly she would start cooking me unhealthy meals, and randomly show up at my work with cheeseburgers and other fast food. Same with alcohol, I would say that I wanted to quit or cut back, and she would bring home beer. Since we broke up I've been eating clean and working out 6 days a week.

  • @charliepruett9480
    @charliepruett9480 6 лет назад

    Best bro science video I'm calling it. And one that actually makes perfect sense and has a good message wrapped in comedy.

  • @Ichscheissaufdeinenlifestyle
    @Ichscheissaufdeinenlifestyle 5 лет назад

    Sometimes i just miss brosciencelife so much that i go back to my favourite videos.
    Always makes me laugh, you're a legend to me

  • @lwAtErOnEl
    @lwAtErOnEl 9 лет назад +879

    Calling it "dad bod" is creepy as fuck. Do these girls think of their dads when they see them?

    • @Ownzian
      @Ownzian 9 лет назад +92

      lwAtErOnEl freud was right again.

    • @fuchsiafreud
      @fuchsiafreud 9 лет назад +1

      Ownzian I'm as suprised as anyone!

    • @deathmetal1ean
      @deathmetal1ean 9 лет назад +1

      Your missing the joke

    • @drmanhattan9101
      @drmanhattan9101 9 лет назад +7

      lwAtErOnEl no, they think the guy could be a father to their child.

    • @chrono8233
      @chrono8233 9 лет назад +16

      Ryan Nelson
      Sounds like parasitic behavior to me.. Choosing a "Dad Host"

  • @rangersmustang
    @rangersmustang 8 лет назад +634

    "As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kampf"

    • @GAmerJUM
      @GAmerJUM 6 лет назад +4

      Ranger Moore Keine Witze über deutsche Literatur!

  • @Arcaryon
    @Arcaryon 5 лет назад +20

    The writing and his whole performance is genius. The subtle use of "gym psychology" mixed with humor and simple yet excellent entertainment is just on another level than most other comedy channels. Clever.

  • @themaximum9474
    @themaximum9474 5 лет назад +9

    "It's easy, it's all about me, and it tells me exactly what I wanna hear."
    on point

  • @eljefe881
    @eljefe881 7 лет назад +160

    "The sweatpants of people - offensively unattractive, but comfortable and easy to use." I died at that one! That is perfect!

    • @ronstewart5945
      @ronstewart5945 Год назад

      My dead moment was the sudden and unexpected Kurt Cobain reference. I choked.

  • @C0d0ps
    @C0d0ps 9 лет назад +368

    Wow he brought up Digimon..
    Right in the feels ...

    • @cuzimrickjames
      @cuzimrickjames 9 лет назад +1

      ***** and the MTG reference... amazing! the Nerd level on this vid was right up there.

    • @C0d0ps
      @C0d0ps 9 лет назад

      James Rick MTG?

    • @theProgram24
      @theProgram24 9 лет назад +4

      ***** magic the gathering, its a card game... pic at 0:08

    • @C0d0ps
      @C0d0ps 9 лет назад

      theProgram24 Ah, ok.
      Didn't know the acronym for it..
      But I have heard of it and seen some people play it.
      I played Yu-Gi-Oh instead ^^

  • @zephyr2278
    @zephyr2278 5 лет назад +64

    He's trying to be funny but look beneath the accent and hes telling the truth

  • @ChapmanClips
    @ChapmanClips 6 лет назад

    Years later, I still love all of these! Pure Gold

  • @BradleyMartynOnline
    @BradleyMartynOnline 9 лет назад +320

    bradley wilson...seriously bro?

  • @BobSmith-dt6xs
    @BobSmith-dt6xs 7 лет назад +1520

    I know that this channel is satirical, but this video is actually correct. Going for a Dad bod is just a way for women to feel better about themselves and they know that the guy will be a push over.

    • @diegoestmar559
      @diegoestmar559 6 лет назад +178

      Ikr! i normally see his videos looking for a laugh but this one is true at its finest, i know it for experience, before i started working out i was chubby and my girlfriend had no fucking problems but when my body started to change for the better, all her insecurities arose, she even told me she preferred the old, low self esteemed me :s

    • @HazemStudios2
      @HazemStudios2 6 лет назад +72

      Diego Estmar ditch her srs

    • @tommygainer942
      @tommygainer942 6 лет назад

      Spot on

    • @michaelalguire419
      @michaelalguire419 5 лет назад

      Ok but don't women usually dump the pushovers?

    • @gmangsxr750
      @gmangsxr750 5 лет назад +15

      You don’t “go for” the dad bod. You wake up... and it’s there... and you’re like WTF?!?!?!

  • @danieljonespt2876
    @danieljonespt2876 5 лет назад +8

    I’m gonna be rewatching these videos for years

    • @danieljonespt2876
      @danieljonespt2876 3 года назад

      Just rewatched it. That toucan line is just perfectly delivered.

  • @theogillan5510
    @theogillan5510 4 года назад +71

    The start of this video has aged well

    • @sepe5680
      @sepe5680 4 года назад

      Still worse then coronavirus...

  • @IXChandlerXI
    @IXChandlerXI 8 лет назад +210

    if you google 'don't fuck the toucan' you get here. The internet is amazing

    • @Akkodha-
      @Akkodha- 8 лет назад +1

      You weren't kidding

    • @LOLCHICKEN92
      @LOLCHICKEN92 8 лет назад +9

      +Josh Chandler Oh holy shit. I had to see if you were joking. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. That's awesome.

    • @DoubleBarrelDarrell
      @DoubleBarrelDarrell 8 лет назад

      +LOLCHICKEN92 I did the same thing. Had to check. Freakin' hilarious!

    • @MrKing-qd7gi
      @MrKing-qd7gi 7 лет назад

      lol still works!

  • @masteroogway2853
    @masteroogway2853 7 лет назад +544

    KURT COBAIN

    • @save15ormore56
      @save15ormore56 6 лет назад +38

      Doggo when you think about it almost all of the great people in history committed suicide Kurt Cobain, Micheal Jackson, Adolf Hitler.

    • @HilariousDragonAir12
      @HilariousDragonAir12 5 лет назад +2

      E Legal and obama

    • @stevejobsseindaddy9974
      @stevejobsseindaddy9974 5 лет назад +25

      @@save15ormore56 hold on wait a minute

    • @tarpnarp
      @tarpnarp 4 года назад +3

      Kurt Cobain was murdered though

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 4 года назад +3

      I died at that part

  • @mikegutschow8384
    @mikegutschow8384 4 года назад +62

    I have a theory on this. As long as your speaking as a character, you can say what you truly feel in your heart. Yes, most of what dom says is over the top, but most of it is true and if someone just said it as a normal person, they would be torn to shreds by the pc culture.
    If you want to say something thats considered a little risky in todays world, make a charater and an accent and say it. Then...all the ridicule can be passed off to your character, but what you said will still be true.

    • @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656
      @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656 4 года назад +6

      PC culture has a lot of positive and things I agree with, but its unfortunate that some of said positive movements such as body positivity are hijacked by those who want a free pass in life. Now whenever one mentions body positivity the immediate reaction might be to think of fat people who want validation despite their unhealthiness, which is quite unfortunate that a good idea was completely bastardized.

    • @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656
      @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656 4 года назад +1

      @John Ratican As a leftist I'll have to defend myself in saying that's a bit of a bastardization of my point. "Elimination of values" isn't the clear intention, but it is unfortunate that the idea is hijacked by those who use it to platform themselves.

    • @mikegutschow8384
      @mikegutschow8384 4 года назад +3

      @@youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656 well said. I totally agree. Idk, politics used to be just a tiny aspect of most peoples lives but it seems now people consider it a huge part of their identity. I support everyones rights to their opinions though, I just dont want to get to a point where leaning one way or the other means were "against" each other off jump street. People want to connect with people inherently and drawing those hard lines sometimes doesn't help that. But satire helps haha. But I totally agree with what you said.

    • @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656
      @youllcowardsdontevensmokec3656 4 года назад +4

      @John Ratican Riiiiiiight, nice victim complex bud. You should just stop at this point guy.

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 Год назад

      This goes back farther than you might think. Even Shakespeare would espouse controversial opinions of his time through the voices of his characters.

  • @prunejuice281
    @prunejuice281 6 лет назад +1

    I'm sad to say I've only come across this channel now. Hilarious stuff!

  • @singeenfeu
    @singeenfeu 8 лет назад +38

    -The real reason you lift, is to be better than people.
    I paused to sub.

  • @TheDKing67
    @TheDKing67 8 лет назад +548

    3:30 did he yell Kurt kobain when downed that beer shotgun ?

    • @nosirrahx
      @nosirrahx 8 лет назад +109

      Yep, he killed it, literally.

    • @TheDKing67
      @TheDKing67 8 лет назад +44

      Huh, A lot more thought go into these than I thought...

    • @ke8814
      @ke8814 7 лет назад +12

      As if that's some kind of a deep joke hidden under layers of comedy, most obvious line in history

    • @Brew1dCity
      @Brew1dCity 7 лет назад

      _Jamison_ LMFAO

    • @nygeek6471
      @nygeek6471 7 лет назад +6

      He yells Kurt Cobain because he killed himself with a shotgun to the mouth

  • @memesensei3330
    @memesensei3330 6 лет назад +2

    I lost count of how many one liners and analogies made me lose it. These are the fucking best dude

  • @HughManatea
    @HughManatea 6 лет назад +89

    My gf had no standards. She was completley ok with me being complacent. I dumped her after 3 months at the gym. I was doing some hard cardio Ill never forget I had this thought that correlates directly. I know this is supposed to be funny, but it is the truth. If there is no expectations from your significant other...Run head straight to the gym.

  • @joshuapiszczek1924
    @joshuapiszczek1924 9 лет назад +280

    Somebody had to put those non-lifting peasants in their place. Thank you, Broscience.
    Sincerely,
    Anyone who lifts

    • @joshuapiszczek1924
      @joshuapiszczek1924 9 лет назад +80

      I gotta try rolling up my pizza into a burrito from now on tho

  • @2kerosene
    @2kerosene 9 лет назад +495

    Fucking Lost it when he said "Kurt Cobain !" lmao

    • @Racye-bf7vn
      @Racye-bf7vn 9 лет назад +3

      Me too!

    • @zaydeisalive
      @zaydeisalive 9 лет назад +35

      Ricky McFly I paused the video and scrolled down to see if anyone else's mind was blown

    • @hastyvictories
      @hastyvictories 9 лет назад +3

      zaydeisalive lol

    • @xavieridwal257
      @xavieridwal257 9 лет назад +3

      Ricky McFly Modern mein kampf was just as funny.

    • @lilminer69er
      @lilminer69er 9 лет назад +1

      Jesus I laughed my ass off rip kurt

  • @kazikmajster5650
    @kazikmajster5650 Год назад +1

    *One of Dom's most real and unironic vidoes. Love your message, keep grinding brahs!*

  • @omshubham1351
    @omshubham1351 4 года назад

    This is by far the most informative video he has ever made and I actually listened to it till the end 💯💯👅

  • @ZombieDeathRace
    @ZombieDeathRace 8 лет назад +648

    The 2k who disliked this video have a body that can only be described as "frumpy"...

    • @natemc.954
      @natemc.954 8 лет назад +15

      or they are dad bods

    • @tywonellington
      @tywonellington 7 лет назад +2

      More likely, they don't realize it's a farce.

    • @umangagarwal160
      @umangagarwal160 6 лет назад +2

      People with dad bid can like this video who want to improve, dislikes are from those who don't want to do shit and will probably due yelling fat acceptance

  • @MeNotYou62
    @MeNotYou62 7 лет назад +186

    "As we turn the page on this modern Mein Kampf"
    Holy shit I'm losing it

    • @bigmcdick4916
      @bigmcdick4916 5 лет назад +1

      JL-CptAtom Dude wtf is up with you

    • @max7971
      @max7971 3 года назад +1

      @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese based

    • @hyrumcannon3789
      @hyrumcannon3789 3 года назад

      @JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese is that really what he wrote? If so, I am interested that he payed so much attention

  • @ibreakemall
    @ibreakemall 2 года назад +5

    Dad bods are what they settle for after they’re done getting plowed by fit guys so they can let themselves go and fantasize about their past dudes while the dude takes care of them because he feels lucky

  • @thisperson2505
    @thisperson2505 4 года назад +25

    3:36 “Kurt cobain”

    • @zachparker9711
      @zachparker9711 3 года назад

      I want that but cant find one anywhere.

    • @pipesavy5288
      @pipesavy5288 3 года назад

      Zach Parker you ever find it? I’m looking too

    • @unevenfun2420
      @unevenfun2420 3 года назад +1

      @@zachparker9711 www.google.com/search?q=old+betsy+tequila+gun&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
      🤙🏻🤙🏻

  • @cosmosgato
    @cosmosgato 9 лет назад +272

    This guy is a genius

    • @xerith22
      @xerith22 9 лет назад +4

      A genius? No...it's called common sense and those who don't have it might think of something so simple as being spectacular...

    • @cosmosgato
      @cosmosgato 9 лет назад +9

      xerith22
      Do you know what *_SARCASM_* is?
      It's clear some not only -lack common sense- are stupid but have no sense of humor either. LOL

    • @xerith22
      @xerith22 9 лет назад +1

      lol the way you wrote it out did not depict sarcasm.. just sayin...

    • @albboy96
      @albboy96 9 лет назад +6

      cosmosgato well of course he is since he has a PhD in Broscience :D

    • @huydao7395
      @huydao7395 9 лет назад +1

      cosmosgato someone else writes this stuff...it's a two person team

  • @outsiders4951
    @outsiders4951 8 лет назад +111

    Just discovered this channel a few minutes ago, this guy literally has the funniest dark humour ive ever heard, ill be a loyal watcher of his videos now for quite a while lol hahaha

    • @dannynyc9133
      @dannynyc9133 8 лет назад +3

      +outsiders just discovered too. crackin me the fuck up! This guy is awesome

    • @rooost9856
      @rooost9856 6 лет назад +1

      outsiders same

  • @rayberczik7251
    @rayberczik7251 2 года назад

    Dom always has a delicate way of explaining exactly what I need to know! Can't get this advise from my dad!!

  • @imthemetalguy1
    @imthemetalguy1 4 года назад +7

    Dude there were about 15 burns towards society at minimum. This is a great social commentary. I know it's suppose to be funny, but god damn that was great

  • @hailshonny
    @hailshonny 8 лет назад +91

    This guy acts like a meathead but I can tell he is actually very intelligent.

  • @gp46and2
    @gp46and2 7 лет назад +80

    This is actually super fucking accurate.

  • @MostafaElSakari
    @MostafaElSakari 4 года назад +51

    Why the Dad Bod is Worse Than Corona

  • @rocker4921
    @rocker4921 6 лет назад +8

    As someone who grew up as a spoiled suburban kid, the "a sack of meat with boat shoes and his mom's debit card" line made me laugh and cry simultaneously.

  • @ScoutCrafter
    @ScoutCrafter 8 лет назад +711

    BroScience has the highest video like percentage of all RUclips! 😃👍

    • @mohsin3488
      @mohsin3488 8 лет назад +6

      Wrong MatoJelic does

    • @ScoutCrafter
      @ScoutCrafter 8 лет назад +2

      +Cody - You might be right, he makes Chess interesting! 😃👍

    • @kevinneira1590
      @kevinneira1590 7 лет назад +14

      ScoutCrafter niga higa

    • @notpresobama1553
      @notpresobama1553 6 лет назад +4

      Mohsin was not expecting a chess fan to lift other than myself 😂

    • @anandpatel1074
      @anandpatel1074 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, that's bullshit

  • @Bodybuildingleague
    @Bodybuildingleague 9 лет назад +71

    Waiting patiently for the Mom Bod follow up video!

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan 9 лет назад +33

      BodyBuilding League I was thinking about that the entire time too. Maria Kang got all kinds of shit for "fat shaming" when she posted pics of her athletic body after having 3 kids. Yet Rachel Hollis, another mother of 3, gets praise for being proud of her flabby, post-baby belly. It's all about lowering the bar so everyone can waddle their lazy asses over it.

    • @Fauna987
      @Fauna987 9 лет назад

      BodyBuilding League Yes!!!! Please do this!!!

    • @SuperDiablos2010
      @SuperDiablos2010 9 лет назад +7

      Mom bod is not trending lol hot milfs that workout and look bomb at the gym is lol regular mom bod like the dad bod is nasty lol

  • @reaganmowery4635
    @reaganmowery4635 3 года назад +3

    This was made 5 yrs ago and it’s probably still the most true spoken facts video ive ever seen

  • @shanevalentine8362
    @shanevalentine8362 5 лет назад

    Epic. I salute you sir. Very informative.