Describing Sarm goblins turning into Tren Tokers as "popping off the training wheels and hopping in a real cycle" is fucking amazing writing for a throwaway line
Dom not uploading often is the reason I still watch him after all these years, and I think it's because of two reasons: 1. If he posted every day, his content probably wouldn't be as good, rushed artists often don't perform well. When a Broscience video drops I always know it's gonna be quality shit. 2. Being notified about a new Broscience video on the verge of my brain forgetting that the channel even exists is one of the biggest dopamine hits I can get legally
If they are gonna show it, then they shouldn't be surprised if they are getting checked out. They need to embrace it and make us all get along and be happy again ❤
The final rant Dom gives about Fake Nattys and how the gym becomes a toxic place instead of a healing one is honestly, one of the best and most succinct explanations of the major problem with the online fitness world as a whole. As is often the case, comedy is far more effective at assessing the reality than more realistic mediumds.
i do remember... years ago... twats commenting; 'you don't need steroids ot genetics, you're just not working hard enough'. an idiot trying to shame people... it's Dom-worthy.
The amount of preparation that goes into this videos about the fitness world is just absurd. Precisely grouping the types of influencers with their natural antitheses and then making compelling arguments that ridicule them in a precise objective way is just so satisfying. And it shows the passion that goes into doing this videos, it really does. I wish you guys all the best and a prosperous career in this platform. I know it's been hard, I've been here since the days of the introduction of Dom basically. I really cherish you for the insightful entertainment you give the world. Thank you ❤️
I'm sure these things take a ton of time but I always picture Dom working out listening to the absolute idiocy that is a bunch of narcissistic gym rats on a quart of PWO fruit punch, talking a million miles an hour with no filter. Then he does a single set and stares at the wall for the next 20 minutes trying to decide how what he's just witnessed can be turned into a youtube video.
11:30 - 11:47 Dom explaining the whole Fitness industry in 15 seconds "And suddenly the gym becomes the source of mental illness, instead of the solution"
I love how honest you are… Unlike all the other RUclipsrs! You tell us straight how it is- “You need more subscribers to get more money.” Everybody else lies to us and tells us they want to better the world with their videos… just a bunch of bull crap.
But wait, he was ALSO roasting himself as a fitness comedian. "People become funny because they're ugly so they have to rely on their personality. But you became a gym rat because you're ugly AND have no personality" ... "There are literally zero funny fitness comedians... not one" 🤣
We laugh like it's a joke but it's happened to us all #MeToo. I can still remember the day I ate 400mg of THC gummies and washed it down with a Jolly Rancher LIT. Then I went to the gym, barely able to speak, brain fully disabled so that I can put 1000% of my energy into lifting with bad form. Then the spandex girl shows up and no matter what I do, manages to stay within 5 yards and in my FoV for the duration of my entire workout. Several times she smiles at me, undeterred by my vacant 1000 yard stare or strawberry protein drink colored sclera. Jesus Christ please don't make me talk to you. I survived and thankfully still have no friends to this day.
@@MegaGrawp Glad it's not just me who gets baked to within an inch of my life before exercise. The park I work out in is only about 5 minutes from my house, but it's a tense 5 minutes, hoping no one that I know spots me and attempts conversation.
Get out of here Gregorian calendar. We got the Dommazzetian calendar. Only thing the moon is cycling is D-bol. Since leg day is not a thing, then neither are leap years. Plus you can't do it on a vernal equinox.
funny video but actually got some pretty good commentary in here on gym culture nowadays. I started lifting and consuming 'fitness culture' media in 2017 and since the lockdowns ended fitness culture is completely unrecognisable. so many worrying and weird trends, I didnt think I would be annoyed at fitness being more popular then ever.
A lot of people got fat/overweight after the 2019 lockdown, which simultaneously made the average person want to go to the gym WAY more. And the average person doesn't know a lot about fitness but loves to spend time on Tiktok, which is why a lot of dumb shit managed to get trending without even making sense lmao
Recording yourself achieving nothing. Recording yourself in the middle of the gym and getting angry about it. Recording others to make fun of them or acusing them of being perverts. And the list goes on yes mostly because of people trying to record themselves achieving nothing
Dom has been consistently spitting nothing but facts for years, it's actually incredible the amount of insight he's provided on lifting culture over the years.
I love his categories for 'worst influencers' literally encompasses every aspect of today's online fitness industry. Thank god Dom exists to buck the tren(d)
I really appreciate the witty, sophisticated and just plain hilarious material you provided here your personality is more than the icing on the cake bro 🤣 I cried laughing thank you
Following him since 2014 or 15...still super funny and loved to see him evolve through the years. I like that he doesn't content bomb to feed the algorithm, takes time to build the quality content, and is funny and on point. Keep up the good work whenever rent is due. The gym has become the source of mental problems instead of the solution, that's #broscience
This is my 1st time ever seeing one of your videos and I can say, this was solid entertainment. No low-hangin-fruit kind of corny jokes. The originality is refreshing. Earned my sub. Good shit man
I feel like this video was a great way for Dom to pay rent and vent out his frustrations with the gym community at the same time. He should do more of these
You have no idea how amazing your videos are. From the Mike Tornabene series, to Dom Mazzeti, to Bros Vs, to BroScience, you’re a comedic genius. Cheers man. Another great one. Dr. Is Little.
I've been watching Dom for 8 years and every single video he's been spitting straight facts in one of the funniest formats on RUclips. Thanks for being my brofessor since I started lifting uncle Dom. Also nice shirt, might have to grab one or three
The metaphors, analogies, comparisons and insights are brilliant. Despite on the surface that this is comedy and satire, there is a symphony of actual madness, genius, and density underneath. Been watching these vids for years and every single one has aged like fine wine. I feel like I just wrote a critical review for a fuggin Dom Mazetti video. Lmao
This is your magnum opus. Hands down your best most creative piece of content I died laughing at this the whole time and everybody I shared it with says the same thing
I feel like Dom had some crazy good presentations in high school or college. This man has such good speaking skills, and he's hilarious. I bet his papers were amazing in school.
"Worse comedic timing than your dad's pull-out game." Damn it Dom this is both absolutely fucking hilarious and absolutely and unfortunately true in my case. Thanks for the existential laugh.
Mike needs to bring back GNARPM and have it be low budget and them fucking around with cars and local events like the early episodes. They tried to make it too epic later on and blew the budget.
Whoever came up with this is a genius. Dom out here lookin like gym-societal Socrates, servin' up the most accurate breakdown of gym f**kboys to date and the devolution of the mecca itself, sadly. Best video in a while! Even the ad delivery in the middle was hysterical.
"Fake natties are like billionaire megachurch pastors"
Came for the humor, celebrated the solid take
It's so spicy yet accurate I love uncle dom
All hail father Mike O'Hearn.
@@aaronbarlow4376 duck eggs are the old organ meats.
You can tell Dom is actually most upset by the plagiarizing fitness comedians because his writing has been so god tier for years
Dom is a true comedian who makes videos about the gym. The others are fitness influencers trying to be funny.
👏
@@davidfitzgerald3201 who are some of these notable fitness comedians?
Robert frank
His og videos are the best fitness videos ever. They r so spot on it’s amazing
Describing Sarm goblins turning into Tren Tokers as "popping off the training wheels and hopping in a real cycle" is fucking amazing writing for a throwaway line
there's no throwaway lines here, kiddo
You could say, they've trown away the trenning wheels.
whats a throwaway line? one that doesnt lead to another piggybacking?
@@calincampbell5123 a throwaway line is when you sneeze on the mirror
"No fitness comedian has ever been funny, even once" -Best fitness comedian of all time.
exactly, literally watched his entire channel cuz of how funny he is
That’s the joke. Happy you got it
@@thatguitarguyguy yeah but now we know how smart he is for getting the joke. It's important, Ingeb91 is smartmans.
@@thatguitarguyguybad day?
1000th like
Dom not uploading often is the reason I still watch him after all these years, and I think it's because of two reasons:
1. If he posted every day, his content probably wouldn't be as good, rushed artists often don't perform well. When a Broscience video drops I always know it's gonna be quality shit.
2. Being notified about a new Broscience video on the verge of my brain forgetting that the channel even exists is one of the biggest dopamine hits I can get legally
Quality over quantity always wins
Top notch comment dude well played
I haven't been here in years. When did he get all the tattoos?
@@gerald82599 same apparently over the years we’ve been absent.
Also, we know that he urgently needs rent money.
Time for Uncle Dom to pay the rent!
Wtf you mean it’s only been a week
Probably trying to file taxes and realized he owed.
The man is beyond broke he filed bankruptcy
@@I_like_turtles_67 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@joshuad1716 it’s been 3 months since he posted on this channel what are you talking about
“They’re being sexual, and i’m being harassed !” After dodging 2 tripods in the gym the other day, I AGREE
My favorite line in this video! lol
Gyms should ban recordings, do it at home if you want but not around everyone. People who are desperate for attention are pathetic.
God tier lvl of comedy writing
If they are gonna show it, then they shouldn't be surprised if they are getting checked out. They need to embrace it and make us all get along and be happy again ❤
Staring is a compliment. It's our way of saying, "Damn, your hard work is paying off!"
So fucking true "Maxing out 185 on the Smith machine". Dom has never spoken a word of a lie in the 10 years I've been watching him
NOT A WORD, the man is a prophet
sigma bro being gym emo is hands down the most hilariously accurate statement ever
FACTS
gotta wonder if he still has "the couch" haha
And Smith machine 185 is closer to actual 125. But they always give themselves credit for the full 185
The final rant Dom gives about Fake Nattys and how the gym becomes a toxic place instead of a healing one is honestly, one of the best and most succinct explanations of the major problem with the online fitness world as a whole. As is often the case, comedy is far more effective at assessing the reality than more realistic mediumds.
i do remember... years ago... twats commenting; 'you don't need steroids ot genetics, you're just not working hard enough'.
an idiot trying to shame people... it's Dom-worthy.
The amount of preparation that goes into this videos about the fitness world is just absurd.
Precisely grouping the types of influencers with their natural antitheses and then making compelling arguments that ridicule them in a precise objective way is just so satisfying. And it shows the passion that goes into doing this videos, it really does.
I wish you guys all the best and a prosperous career in this platform.
I know it's been hard, I've been here since the days of the introduction of Dom basically.
I really cherish you for the insightful entertainment you give the world.
Thank you ❤️
The best comment I’ve seen on Mike/Dom’s videos I’ve seen in a while. Absolutely agree.
I'm sure these things take a ton of time but I always picture Dom working out listening to the absolute idiocy that is a bunch of narcissistic gym rats on a quart of PWO fruit punch, talking a million miles an hour with no filter. Then he does a single set and stares at the wall for the next 20 minutes trying to decide how what he's just witnessed can be turned into a youtube video.
What a video. None stop entertainment. Supreme talent. Great work. I was routine for the fake natties
You should make natty or not on Bollywood actors. You can pull massive audience if you do that.
Thanks, Big G
Stfu man, you are defending that Eubank kid lol
Oh snap Coach Greg is a fan of bro science!
More autocorrect than last time
Cant believe Bradley Martin was not listed as one of the "Worst Influencer" categories.
you have to be able to bench more than 10 lbs to be called a fitness influencer
Wym he won the bracket 😂
Hes too small
Wym? Fake natty, sigma bro, fitness comedian, and washed up ytber
hahaha for sure, but Eubanks was....
11:30 - 11:47
Dom explaining the whole Fitness industry in 15 seconds
"And suddenly the gym becomes the source of mental illness, instead of the solution"
That part
That fucken line, masterpiece
I think that was straight from the heart and not meant to be funny.
Lmao😂😅
Facts, made me sad to realize he's right. Smh. "We must protect this houusse!" 😄
"Worse comedic timing than your dad's pull out game" That had me in stitches
dads' bad timing keeps the population base stable
One of The Best burns I’ve ever heard 🔥🔥🔥🤣
I love how honest you are… Unlike all the other RUclipsrs!
You tell us straight how it is-
“You need more subscribers to get more money.”
Everybody else lies to us and tells us they want to better the world with their videos… just a bunch of bull crap.
Dom roasting himself with the washed up YTers was making me dying
Right?! 😂
But wait, he was ALSO roasting himself as a fitness comedian. "People become funny because they're ugly so they have to rely on their personality. But you became a gym rat because you're ugly AND have no personality" ... "There are literally zero funny fitness comedians... not one" 🤣
"They're being sexual and I'm the one being harassed"
10/10.
We laugh like it's a joke but it's happened to us all #MeToo.
I can still remember the day I ate 400mg of THC gummies and washed it down with a Jolly Rancher LIT. Then I went to the gym, barely able to speak, brain fully disabled so that I can put 1000% of my energy into lifting with bad form. Then the spandex girl shows up and no matter what I do, manages to stay within 5 yards and in my FoV for the duration of my entire workout. Several times she smiles at me, undeterred by my vacant 1000 yard stare or strawberry protein drink colored sclera. Jesus Christ please don't make me talk to you.
I survived and thankfully still have no friends to this day.
And its true so 11/10
@@MegaGrawp Glad it's not just me who gets baked to within an inch of my life before exercise. The park I work out in is only about 5 minutes from my house, but it's a tense 5 minutes, hoping no one that I know spots me and attempts conversation.
@@returnoftheredeye Hopefully you guys at least use spotter arms when in the gym, that sounds like a recipe for getting killed while squatting :D
The only cure for my crippling body dysmorphia is when uncle Dom drops a new video and luckily for me, he makes videos every week without fail.
Get out of here Gregorian calendar. We got the Dommazzetian calendar. Only thing the moon is cycling is D-bol. Since leg day is not a thing, then neither are leap years. Plus you can't do it on a vernal equinox.
It’s a long week, sometimes feels like months…. but dom always makes it worth it
After all these years this dude still delivers unparalleled humor.
It’s amazing how right he is every single time😂
funny video but actually got some pretty good commentary in here on gym culture nowadays. I started lifting and consuming 'fitness culture' media in 2017 and since the lockdowns ended fitness culture is completely unrecognisable. so many worrying and weird trends, I didnt think I would be annoyed at fitness being more popular then ever.
A lot of people got fat/overweight after the 2019 lockdown, which simultaneously made the average person want to go to the gym WAY more. And the average person doesn't know a lot about fitness but loves to spend time on Tiktok, which is why a lot of dumb shit managed to get trending without even making sense lmao
Which trends do you mean?
Recording yourself achieving nothing. Recording yourself in the middle of the gym and getting angry about it. Recording others to make fun of them or acusing them of being perverts. And the list goes on yes mostly because of people trying to record themselves achieving nothing
@@kydzs facts I’m from the era where even taking mirror selfies was taboo in the gym and now everyone and their mom films themselves
Too many people trying to stand out instead of do it the right way 😂
It should be noted that yt is the best fitness influencer. Without it, we wouldn't have a over 10min video discussing worst fitness influencers by dom
Dom has been consistently spitting nothing but facts for years, it's actually incredible the amount of insight he's provided on lifting culture over the years.
dom is the only youtuber who makes their sponsored plugs entertaining enough for me to not skip through them
I was looking for this - I actually watched and ENJOYED the prize picks plug 🤣🤣🤣
Internet historian is another, but I still skip ads
Your explanation of why fake natties are the worst is 100% logical and irrefutable. Better put than anyone on the web.
I completely agree. And appreciate the video.
It’s just Duck eggs bro
“Pick me girls who are anti-pick me because no one picks em other then pick up basketball!” Brilliant!!!
dom is genius
“It’s not hard being number 1, when your the only one” 😂
I really needed this video, 13 mins of pure analogy comedy 😂. Thank you very much Science Bro
7:48 - "That's called enthirsttrapment".
God, I love this guy.
this actually turns into a very good video filled with good philosophical life advice toward the end. Well done Dom!
Love these weekly videos
😭😭💀
I love his categories for 'worst influencers' literally encompasses every aspect of today's online fitness industry. Thank god Dom exists to buck the tren(d)
"With worse comedic timing than your dad's pull-out game" is the most scathing thing I've ever heard and Im saying it every chance I get.
I literally had to stop the video and reflect about how fucking clever that line is. Kudos to Dom!
I absolutely love how this came full circle! Very deep Dom, very deep!!
…that analogy about the car wreck at 1:11 was amazing, dude
How does one achieve such allegorical perfection just over a minute in?
Dom accidentally bumped into the Smith Machine, which sent him into a coma; thus the reason for his absence
😂😂😂
Nah he just did legs
Absence? He posts every week.
Dom came *dangerously close* to self-reflection with that wash-up RUclipsr bit😂🤣😂
Reflection is only for checking out your GAINS!
The quality of jokes and the blatant lack of production is why I’ll always come back
I really appreciate the witty, sophisticated and just plain hilarious material you provided here your personality is more than the icing on the cake bro 🤣 I cried laughing thank you
Keep preaching the truth brother, been a fan since the vs the world days and will be for a long time!
Following him since 2014 or 15...still super funny and loved to see him evolve through the years.
I like that he doesn't content bomb to feed the algorithm, takes time to build the quality content, and is funny and on point.
Keep up the good work whenever rent is due.
The gym has become the source of mental problems instead of the solution, that's #broscience
youtube demonetized him long ago, it sucked.
I laugh harder and harder with every joke 🤣🤣 this man is a legend
This is my 1st time ever seeing one of your videos and I can say, this was solid entertainment. No low-hangin-fruit kind of corny jokes. The originality is refreshing. Earned my sub. Good shit man
These are spot on, especially the past prime RUclips one
“Then all the sudden, the gym becomes the source of mental problems; when it’s meant to be the solution”
Insanely wise.
I feel like this video was a great way for Dom to pay rent and vent out his frustrations with the gym community at the same time. He should do more of these
I swear the way Dom chooses words in and makes jokes is artistic
"surveillance system in the gym" is a great line
Bruh this is one of the few og fitness channels that's still hilarious , good video as always lmao
actually the best dom video in a while i’m loving it
You have no idea how amazing your videos are. From the Mike Tornabene series, to Dom Mazzeti, to Bros Vs, to BroScience, you’re a comedic genius. Cheers man. Another great one. Dr. Is Little.
Dont forget GNARPM. That was some of his best content IMO
The truth behind the comedy will keep uncle dom relevant forever... and been waiting on those gym candies since you showed em off on Rawtalk!
Not one word of this was false, thanks Uncle Dom for taking care of us all these years 😄💪🏻
Amazing how accurate and true the message became. Thank you for an ending that really brought it all together
For well over a decade Dom has been trying to help everyone. Hilarious sincere sarcasm and awareness.
I've been watching Dom for 8 years and every single video he's been spitting straight facts in one of the funniest formats on RUclips. Thanks for being my brofessor since I started lifting uncle Dom. Also nice shirt, might have to grab one or three
Love the weekly uploads Dom. Also I’m assuming this video is all Bradley Martin
The metaphors, analogies, comparisons and insights are brilliant. Despite on the surface that this is comedy and satire, there is a symphony of actual madness, genius, and density underneath. Been watching these vids for years and every single one has aged like fine wine. I feel like I just wrote a critical review for a fuggin Dom Mazetti video. Lmao
Before I went to the gym I used to be a fat virgin. Now after years of hitting the gym I am now a buff virgin. Keep grinding
You're the man Dom!
He came for the industry in a harmless and hilarious way. Top tier quality.
Damn, Dom literally broke things down perfectly lol
The jokes here are top tier. Dude may only put out 1 video a week, but its better than what most other RUclipsrs put out in a year.
New videos every week… That’s just a flat out lie at this point.
Note: Dom never started which planet his days are based on so maybe his week fluctuates 🥁
This is your magnum opus. Hands down your best most creative piece of content I died laughing at this the whole time and everybody I shared it with says the same thing
The gym gummies, Dom talks about at the end, are insane. I tired them and the taste is like what an arm day pump feels like.
That makes no sense
Are you saying they taste like arm pits or they feel like they burn, but taste so good
Found this channel just a couple days ago, but it’s a great reason to justify skipping abs with how much I’m laughing at these videos.
I feel like Dom had some crazy good presentations in high school or college. This man has such good speaking skills, and he's hilarious. I bet his papers were amazing in school.
You know its a good day when Dom remembers to pay for rent and uploads a video
Just made my day with this upload dude 💪🏼
"Worse comedic timing than your dad's pull-out game."
Damn it Dom this is both absolutely fucking hilarious and absolutely and unfortunately true in my case. Thanks for the existential laugh.
Still making me laugh my ass off after all these years. Thanks Dom👍
I wish they paid this guy more so we could get more videos
Or less so he would make more videos to pay rent
less, trust me , less vids
uncle Dom is here just for the money
He posts every week bro
no, he makes videos for the rent that means more money less videos
Mike needs to bring back GNARPM and have it be low budget and them fucking around with cars and local events like the early episodes. They tried to make it too epic later on and blew the budget.
Put 90% of the effort back into this channel and 10% in the rest. This is your jam
3 months of waiting was so worth it. This is literally a gold mine of jokes that kept me laughing even after the video finished 😂😂
💯
It is a RUclips video not an open pit quarry where shovels and trucks are moving mountains to find precious metals. So it is not literally a gold mine
@@benjaminralow1176 Hilarious.
Whoever came up with this is a genius. Dom out here lookin like gym-societal Socrates, servin' up the most accurate breakdown of gym f**kboys to date and the devolution of the mecca itself, sadly. Best video in a while! Even the ad delivery in the middle was hysterical.
Every time Dom uploads a video a Land lord breathes a sigh of relief!
Must say, this assessment was 100% on point 😂
that Gender fluid joke got me lmao
I had to stop myself laughing because I’m at a funeral
Respect the form
The oil leak
Good to see you back. See you in a couple of years
Lol
absolutely brilliant
I am so glad you haven't changed your content over all these years. thank you
A great message about fake nattys layered in jokes and irony, but still a prominent message. Great video
"I've seen it before, its called shrek 2" this line fucking killed me
Deep and insightful. Not what I expect from you. Now I know how to greet that "tripod trick". "Yo, 'sup Chris Hansen."
As a tattoo artist, whose also been watching from day one, you're killing it bro 💪
Calling it now, Dom Mazetti is the Dave Chappelle of the Fitness community.
Dom hates trans people!
Bill Burr *
I second this
Definitely the bill burr equivalent of fitness
"Ironically, one thing steroids can't build is a personality." Still laughing about that one-so true. Three thumbs up, Dom.
Been waiting for ya ass😂😂😂
That Chris Hansen joke was 🔥
Yooo it's been like 3-4 years since I've seen a bro video. Went from 0 tattoos to completely loaded haha. Love it.
Bro, you could be captain of the debate team! your arguments are solid
Thank you for putting out stellar content for so long, brother! You’re entertaining, inspiring, and thought provoking ❤
Dom is a great man and one of the greatest content creators ever.
The gummies idea is genius, the jacked bear makes all the advertising by itself
Maan…. the level of humor, together with comparison and the words you use is threw the roof 😂😂😂
I’ve been watching you since 2011, 12 years later at 33yrs old. I’m still hear and still think you’re hilarious
Wasn’t expecting a court case filled with facts and hard hitting evidence. Send ‘em to jail my man.
5:20 “Ooh yeah baby gimme that gender fluid” 😂😂😂
"Sigma Bro is just gym emo."
God love ya, Dom.
You are undefeated. Best fitness video on the internet.
holy shit.. this is a truly OG bro science video. Bravo my man
I heard the coma was caused by Dom accidentally doing a squat whilst picking up a dumbbell