Google Translate Sings: "Friend Like Me" (ft. BRIAN HULL) (PARODY)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  5 лет назад +3799

    ISN'T BRIAN HULL AMAZING??? Be sure to check him out, we've basically adopted him into the GTS family.
    What should I do next??

    • @featherthefoxxo6260
      @featherthefoxxo6260 5 лет назад +7

      Translator Fails hai! I love ur channel and your really funny! Your a great singer too!

    • @CeruleanSeal
      @CeruleanSeal 5 лет назад +18

      To think I ws just wondering yesterday about the fact you haven't had guests in GTS for the past good while. Always nice to see some familiar faces to go with my favorite!

    • @King-cv2gb
      @King-cv2gb 5 лет назад +13

      Translator Fails do happier by marshmellow plzzzzzz i love that song

    • @amalkaslavikova8005
      @amalkaslavikova8005 5 лет назад +5

      I love your channel! 😆

    • @Sorrelpaw
      @Sorrelpaw 5 лет назад +4

      is it possible to translate golden afternoon from alice in wonderland please o3o

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 лет назад +2830

    There is a pattern with google translate and making all pro-friendship songs anti-friendship. We should maby look into this more.

    • @kecomamaplunkett7150
      @kecomamaplunkett7150 5 лет назад +48

      Maybe saying you have a friend in some hows make it not friends and you never had a friend like me turns into no friends because it never friend’s but I didn’t did notice it we should really look into that

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 5 лет назад +76

      At least this one sort of makes sense since the original was using a double negative.

    •  5 лет назад +46

      Too much Internet has made the translator AI depressed and pessimistic.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 лет назад +28

      On that note, GTS should do Girlfriend. That would be entertaining.

    • @AaronTheBlackDragon
      @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 лет назад +10

      @@jbcatz5 That would be amazing.

  • @taythree5549
    @taythree5549 5 лет назад +1418

    The ending made the entire song make sense
    it's CLEARLY a song sung by a man filled with nonsensical jealous rage at a lady who stole his girlfriend and is clearly more popular then him.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад +76

      So it's the Incel Theme song!

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 5 лет назад +103

      Love the accidental bi representation

    • @taythree5549
      @taythree5549 5 лет назад +41

      Accidental, yeah
      that's totally what it was XD

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 5 лет назад +84

      a male yandere with limited weapons, so instead of killing his rivals, he deprives them of friends

    • @thefiretruck9604
      @thefiretruck9604 5 лет назад +14

      @@hazakurasuyama9016 And his lover can't wear any bra!

  • @lindaloftas5703
    @lindaloftas5703 5 лет назад +647

    I just love how the last line just ties it all together and tells us why he was so rude to Aladdin

  • @georgspielberger9780
    @georgspielberger9780 5 лет назад +1285

    I don't know who I feel more sorry.
    Malinda who is called friendless
    Or Brian whos Girlfriend likes Malinda more than him

    • @erincornelius2260
      @erincornelius2260 4 года назад +8

      @Rodimus Supreme true, true

    • @erincornelius2260
      @erincornelius2260 4 года назад +65

      He's probably insulting her because she took his girlfriend!

    • @stevesome1202
      @stevesome1202 4 года назад +18

      Somebody make fanfic on that scenario

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 года назад +5

      @Rodimus Supreme I know right

    • @zerocreation2406
      @zerocreation2406 4 года назад +11

      Someone make a fan fiction of this right now!! In Wattpad!

  • @FreakHarryPotter
    @FreakHarryPotter 4 года назад +534

    Disney: "Everybody wants to be a cat!"
    Google Translate: "So I do not want to be a cat!"

    • @Eeveeismypatronas
      @Eeveeismypatronas 3 года назад +12

      Brentalfloss: "You furries better hurry."

    • @superpokemonbros.9441
      @superpokemonbros.9441 3 года назад +12

      Is that an aristocats reference?

    • @ShadowFireclaws
      @ShadowFireclaws 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@superpokemonbros.9441 I think so. There's a song in "The Aristocats" that says "Everybody wants to be a cat."

    • @superpokemonbros.9441
      @superpokemonbros.9441 7 месяцев назад

      @@ShadowFireclaws oh, ok

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 5 лет назад +1716

    "Male Harry Potter head"... how on earth does Google get that from Aladdin?!

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 5 лет назад +49

      Nobody knows

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 лет назад +44

      Theres no way that's the strangest line

    • @oliviagruss2378
      @oliviagruss2378 5 лет назад +34

      Jareth The Goblin King it is because google translate doesn’t usually translate words into peoples names.

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 5 лет назад +19

      @@oliviagruss2378 I don't think his surprise is that it wasn't translated back into Aladdin, only that it got translated into what it did.
      P.S. You tagged the guy who was saying that it wasn't strange rather than the original poster.

    • @oliviagruss2378
      @oliviagruss2378 5 лет назад +6

      Michael Hill that’s because I was replying to Jareth. I wasn’t replying to the original comment😉

  • @deckardcanine
    @deckardcanine 5 лет назад +699

    Right up there with changing "Let It Go" to "Give Up," "Popular" to "Boring," and "You're Welcome" to "Never Mind" for totally missing the point.

    • @CrimsonPuppeteer
      @CrimsonPuppeteer 5 лет назад +29

      Despacito

    • @poyobox8301
      @poyobox8301 5 лет назад +20

      Also Despacito to Quickly

    • @kjkhurana7062
      @kjkhurana7062 5 лет назад +4

      You forgot you are not a friend

    • @IceePhoenix
      @IceePhoenix 5 лет назад +7

      And "Can I stay the night?"
      "DENIED"

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 года назад +2

      To be fair: Popular people sometimes tend to be Boring. So maybe, it's just Bias from GT

  • @Kiania1234
    @Kiania1234 5 лет назад +2679

    " My girlfriend likes you! " haha XD
    "Wait what"
    " She was mine!"
    Died laughing at this ending lol XD

    • @jesusguadalupe8396
      @jesusguadalupe8396 5 лет назад +121

      That's why he was being a jerk 😂

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 лет назад +40

      Having seen the new movie, that line takes on a whole new light.

    • @naomiarkison5365
      @naomiarkison5365 4 года назад +18

      II know, that part was VERY unexpected!

    • @Steven-pb4wn
      @Steven-pb4wn 4 года назад +20

      Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 4 года назад +8

      Google translate is Gay

  • @KiaraLionessTM
    @KiaraLionessTM 5 лет назад +357

    “You do not have a friend”
    I know please don’t remind me I’m so lonely 😂😂

  • @josephh3644
    @josephh3644 4 года назад +140

    Brian: “This is a cookie!”
    Just that random sentence pared with the way that Brian said it makes me laugh every single time!

  • @emilybackscheider7922
    @emilybackscheider7922 5 лет назад +1518

    "My girlfriend likes you!"
    "What?"
    "She was mine!" (sobs)

  • @KitsukiiPlays
    @KitsukiiPlays 5 лет назад +2024

    Sequel to You Are Not A Friend, from Toy Story

    • @grace5033
      @grace5033 5 лет назад +31

      I'm lowkey hoping Georgia sees this video and your comment...

    • @alexxd2398
      @alexxd2398 5 лет назад +9

      That’s what I said to my sister!

    • @pelahnar4
      @pelahnar4 5 лет назад +45

      Google translate was against friends in the "New Rules" song too...

    • @MeetMeatMo
      @MeetMeatMo 5 лет назад +7

      🎼Your not a friend with me.

    • @mizusenshisongs
      @mizusenshisongs 5 лет назад +4

      I was thinking that too

  • @pan-opticon
    @pan-opticon 5 лет назад +746

    YOU.
    DO.
    NOT.
    HAVE.
    A.
    FRIEND!!!
    Me: Jeez, I know, no need to rub it in...

    • @pan-opticon
      @pan-opticon 5 лет назад +10

      Nicolás Emmanuel Franco aww...thanks! (I guess lol)

    • @pan-opticon
      @pan-opticon 5 лет назад +4

      Luna ! Aww thx🖤💛

    • @gabcard2767
      @gabcard2767 5 лет назад +5

      In other words, we pride ourselves in slavery.

    • @pan-opticon
      @pan-opticon 5 лет назад +1

      Luna ! Lol!

    • @mynameapp2909
      @mynameapp2909 5 лет назад

      So TRUE

  • @sjeason
    @sjeason 5 лет назад +258

    We pride ourselves on slavery.
    How did the entire rest of that line come out the same except slavery?

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 года назад +56

      Going from "service" to "slavery" is one of the least odd translations... at least you can see a rough connection between the two.

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 4 года назад +11

      Jamesthesaiyan I still remember Be our Guestroom from the Beauty and the Beast video

    • @rietalley3756
      @rietalley3756 4 года назад +7

      Google was doing great until it let its AI agenda slip out.

    • @mylahobbit1815
      @mylahobbit1815 3 года назад +6

      wanna know something dumb? i think I know. in latin, the word for slave is 'servus' which is often incorrectly translated as 'servant' bc the latin verb for 'to serve' is 'servo, servīre' so you'd think it'd be servant but its not, even though the english word 'servant' is derived from the latin verb. ancient rome was messed up, y'all.

  • @CreeperKiller666
    @CreeperKiller666 5 лет назад +216

    In stereotypical hillbilly voice: "In other words, we pride ourselves on slavery" - OMG, that line killed me.

  • @cadebowman4582
    @cadebowman4582 5 лет назад +1208

    Me: i should go out more!
    Life: *_you do not have friends_*

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 лет назад +10

      Big mood. XD

    • @tinabastarache2674
      @tinabastarache2674 5 лет назад +6

      i was just gonna comment well that pretty much just summed up my life

    • @MarMarcy
      @MarMarcy 5 лет назад +2

      Relatable

    • @IceePhoenix
      @IceePhoenix 5 лет назад +2

      Me: Don't insult me
      Life: YOU AINT GOT REAL FRIENDS

    • @lydia1157
      @lydia1157 5 лет назад

      i'll be your friend!

  • @rosaandrachel2001
    @rosaandrachel2001 5 лет назад +438

    "So I do not want to be a cat"
    Well, that explains why Scar was so relieved that he was finally a taxi.

  • @MikayaAkyo
    @MikayaAkyo 5 лет назад +579

    So what google translate wants to tell us is:
    Jasmine was Genie's Girlfriend but got a crush on Aladdin, so Genie made this elaborate plan to get Aladdin to come retrieve the Lamp just so Genie could deliver his epic Diss-Track on Aladdin "You do not have a friend."

  • @sass-parilla3852
    @sass-parilla3852 5 лет назад +115

    “Now I stick to the wall”
    *GENIE IS SPIDER-MAN CONFIRMED*

  • @Jcat_Nguy23
    @Jcat_Nguy23 5 лет назад +120

    Algebra test: YOU ARE WRONG!
    me: what'd I do?
    Algebra test: you have a temporary setup folder!
    Me: That doesnt make sense! Did we learn that

  • @vilipia6740
    @vilipia6740 5 лет назад +598

    “My girlfriend likes you!” Oml🤣 this one was hilarious

    • @lolymop333
      @lolymop333 5 лет назад +102

      That must by why he was insulting her

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +70

      Wow, what a plot twist...

    • @GigaPhoenix9001
      @GigaPhoenix9001 5 лет назад +61

      That explains so much of how his song turned out AGAINST her. "You got no friends" ... except my girl. DX

    • @theawesomemepreussen
      @theawesomemepreussen 5 лет назад +28

      I tried not to laugh at this video but failed with the last sentence... it was too good. xD

    • @mallikamajumdar8763
      @mallikamajumdar8763 5 лет назад +7

      Now that's the sting in the tail!

  • @thomaswall1079
    @thomaswall1079 5 лет назад +2065

    Is it too late to replace Will Smith?
    Unpon seeing the film Will Smith actually did a great job. Sorry for underestimating you Will 😁

    • @inkmaster5480
      @inkmaster5480 5 лет назад +34

      The reason they're using Will Smith is because he voiced the Genie when Robin Williams cut ties with Disney after the first Aladinn.

    • @thomaswall1079
      @thomaswall1079 5 лет назад +46

      @@inkmaster5480 I thought it was Dan Castellaneta?

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 5 лет назад +65

      @@thomaswall1079 It is. Will Smith has never voiced Genie before.

    • @june012006
      @june012006 5 лет назад +11

      The past is past, give up

    • @Future_Pheonix
      @Future_Pheonix 5 лет назад +32

      @@june012006 I read that and immediately went "giive uuuppp~! giive uuuupp~!" (GT Frozen)

  • @FreakHarryPotter
    @FreakHarryPotter 5 лет назад +351

    "You're a chair!"
    And finally, Scar was a taxi! 😂
    And Glinda is still a sandal, I believe.
    "Yellow Harry" - A Harry Potter and Simpsons crossover?

  • @starwarzchik112
    @starwarzchik112 5 лет назад +1496

    “In other word, we pride ourselves on slavery...”
    *American South has left the chat*

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 4 года назад +4

      You mean the North. There were actually more slaves in the north.

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 4 года назад +90

      @@michaeljenner2325 That's a lie, Michael. Slavery was never widespread in the North because it wasn't an agricultural society, all Northern states had banned it by 1804. By the Civil War, only Southern states and border states(slave states that sided with the Union; these were Delaware, Missouri, Maryland, and Kentucky and West Virginia after it split off from Virginia in 1863.) It was absolutely vital to the South though. Go back to American history class, you have no idea what you're talking about.

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 4 года назад +2

      Michael Hill Actually it’s true. The war was not about slavery and there were more slaves in the north. Lincoln himself said that his made aim wasn’t to free the slaves and that if keeping them was how he would save the union then he’d do so. Read the politically incorrect guide to the civil war and look up the historian Shelby Foote. Now I’m not saying slavery didn’t play any part in the war but it wasn’t the main reason for it or is it true that the south were the only ones with slaves.

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 4 года назад +49

      @@michaeljenner2325 Lay off the Lost Cause Revisionism. Read the secession documents and Alexander Stephens' Cornerstone Speech and I've heard of Foote, he's a lomgstanding supporter of the Lost Cause Myth and that's long been a controversy with him. He's defended Nathan Bedford Forrest and defended the early KKK which Forrest created(both if which have long been a part of the Lost Cause interpretation.) The war was about slavery, that's historical fact and again, the "North had more slaves" thing has no historical basis to it at all. Unless you're making the stupid "wage slavery" argument made by George Fitzhugh in defending slavery before the war, there was no legal slavery in the North by ths tims of the war. As I mentioned, the Northern states had all banned slavery by 1804, 56 years before the war.
      And Lincoln's aim at the beginning of the war is frankly irrelevant, what matters is why the South seceded because that's what caused the war and the documents are clear that slavery was the main reason. You're right that the North originally fought to preserve the Union but that does not change anything in regards to why the war happened because it wasn't the North that made the war happen. It's not "politically incorrect" to say that the war was not fought about slavery, it's a pervasive myth, developed by the South to defend themselves after the war. Slavery had been an issue since the Founders. And in the 1850s, all of the major controversies whether it was the Compromise of 1850, the Kansas-Nebraska Act and "Bleeding Kansas", or the Dred Scott decision were slavery-related. And if you bring uo the Morill Tariff as a reason, as many other Lost Cause Revisionists do, that is also not true. It was passed after the war had started and only because without the South, it wouldn't be blocked in the Senate. I can and will go history nerd on you to fight your historical lies. Lost Cause Revisionism is a lie and it is a pseudohistorical myth that needs to die.

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 4 года назад +33

      @@michaeljenner2325 I'd suggest reading James McPherson's "Ordeal by Fire" which was one of my textbooks for my Civil War and Reconstruction class, as an accurate representation of the Civil War, rather than a flawed one based on the Lost Cause Myth.

  • @Sam-lb8xs
    @Sam-lb8xs 5 лет назад +40

    "This is is a cookie!"
    Ten thousand years by yourself in a confined space will make you rather kooky.

  • @sarahpanther
    @sarahpanther 5 лет назад +807

    1:40 But I thought *everybody* wants to be a cat?
    ......actually, now I kinda want to see a translated version of Everybody Wants to be a Cat, from Aristocats 😅

    • @evecampbell3069
      @evecampbell3069 5 лет назад +17

      I really need that as well!

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 лет назад +34

      Knowing Google Translate, no one will want to be cats.

    • @LuckyLittleLoki
      @LuckyLittleLoki 5 лет назад +26

      Well now that the cats trailer is out nobody wants to be a cat 😂

    • @sarahpanther
      @sarahpanther 5 лет назад +8

      @@LuckyLittleLoki That is very true 😂

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 лет назад +7

      @@LuckyLittleLoki Even us furries no longer want to be cats now that we've seen that...

  • @zoguy6988
    @zoguy6988 5 лет назад +216

    What a plot twist ending.

  • @frogplush8071
    @frogplush8071 5 лет назад +38

    _The story of my life:_
    When I was born: 1:45
    Elementary School: 1:20
    High School: 0:37
    Got Cheated on: 2:25
    What I got my first job as: 1:11
    The rest of my life: 2:06
    _Me:_ "I swear 0:29"

  • @valhersa29
    @valhersa29 5 лет назад +74

    “You do not have a friend.”
    WELL OKAY YOU DONT HAVE TO REMIND ME :’v

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 5 лет назад +107

    "My girlfriend likes you! She was mine!!"
    Wow that suddenly took a turn. Lol

    • @KaylaKasel
      @KaylaKasel 5 лет назад +10

      @Maya Wolff Or she could be bisexual.

    • @killer92173
      @killer92173 5 лет назад +4

      No wonder he was insulting her lol

  • @misssupercookie2011
    @misssupercookie2011 5 лет назад +226

    *Professor:* YOU ARE WRONG!
    *Me, a helpless student:* WHAT'D I DO?

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth 5 лет назад +14

      I loved how she made that fit with the rhythm of the music anyway

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat 5 лет назад +7

      A fellow asexual? Yay!!

    • @agathaplayziez4953
      @agathaplayziez4953 5 лет назад +1

      DANGANRONPA VIBES

  • @mizusenshisongs
    @mizusenshisongs 5 лет назад +160

    Well the song totally changed.
    The line "I do not want to be a cat" just makes me think of the song "Everybody Wants To Be A Cat" from The Aristocats.

  • @alexandernikitin2448
    @alexandernikitin2448 5 лет назад +58

    I died at:
    YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND!
    NYA NYA NYA OH MY
    NYA NYA NYA NO NO (keeps on doing Robin's impressions)
    It's soooooooo rude and hilarious xD

  • @danieldavid3766
    @danieldavid3766 5 лет назад +314

    No one:
    Genie: We pride ourselves on slavery.

  • @DeathGodRiku
    @DeathGodRiku 5 лет назад +52

    "This is a cookie" that is the most sense I've heard from a GTS

  • @kyleshultz5481
    @kyleshultz5481 5 лет назад +157

    "If you're going to insult me, don't sing." XD

    • @SuperGoker64
      @SuperGoker64 5 лет назад +5

      I'm guessing she doesn't want him to make mini laughter either *;)*

    • @RowanWasHere
      @RowanWasHere 5 лет назад +2

      Why does this sound familiar?

    • @SuperGoker64
      @SuperGoker64 5 лет назад +1

      Kyle/Oancitizen: "Fine. I'll just say it's my time to shine, and shut the door on you."

  • @knightofarkronia8652
    @knightofarkronia8652 5 лет назад +111

    It's impressive that he's able to sing all that with a straight face!

  • @franktatious2078
    @franktatious2078 4 года назад +146

    “Male Harry Potter head” WTF!!😂
    Edit: POTTAH! Can’t even go to RUclips without making the recommended page!

  • @caseygray2328
    @caseygray2328 5 лет назад +23

    Brian was clearly having a ton of fun singing this XD

  • @Ella-gh7qh
    @Ella-gh7qh 5 лет назад +436

    Please contact your hotels Knight at this number (random phone number) ok, thanks, bye

  • @IdioticEggnog
    @IdioticEggnog 5 лет назад +140

    "You are wrong"
    "What did I do"
    "You have a temporary setup folder"
    Thats one reason to get mad at someone
    (Edit: this is the most likes I think I've ever gotten on a comment omg )

  • @Godzillaman
    @Godzillaman 5 лет назад +87

    "You will be my girlfriend."
    I always had a feeling Brian had a crush on you. Didn't expect him to be so forward about it, though.

    • @berpipo
      @berpipo 5 лет назад +32

      also his girlfriend likes her too, maybe he's aiming for a treesome.

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 лет назад +12

      I'm guessing he likes to branch out then?

    • @FallenAesthetics
      @FallenAesthetics 5 лет назад +6

      FoxHunter Some of the GTS songs (esp "You're Welcome") are fond of trees so...

    • @benjaminleewilliams42782
      @benjaminleewilliams42782 5 лет назад +1

      A new ship has set sail, all aboard!

  • @emma-louiseh3028
    @emma-louiseh3028 4 года назад +9

    “I’m so happy”
    Me during this entire video😂
    Especially when he shouted “I have a cookie”

  • @FineLifesrilanka
    @FineLifesrilanka 5 лет назад +36

    nobody:
    not even me:
    my brain as soon as I enter school:
    You do not have friends, you do not have friends, You do not have friends, you do not have friends. YOU. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

  • @killdozer7792
    @killdozer7792 5 лет назад +127

    Wow, there's a love triangle and NOBODY knew about it?

    • @meowpoint1403
      @meowpoint1403 5 лет назад +5

      Did Jasmine love the Genie once?

    • @Sam-lb8xs
      @Sam-lb8xs 5 лет назад +5

      Not even Aladdin, apparently.

  • @Vulphrahm
    @Vulphrahm 5 лет назад +133

    Brian literally should be recast as Genie before Alladin comes out in theaters 😂

  • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
    @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 5 лет назад +82

    "You do not have a freind"
    *"why are you mad"*

  • @tekecoles5982
    @tekecoles5982 4 года назад +8

    I love how much he can change his voice so suddenly. I wish I was that talented. 😁

  • @card2hy
    @card2hy 5 лет назад +222

    You should translate " friends on the other side" with Thomas Sanders
    Like if you agree

  • @Jones209
    @Jones209 5 лет назад +32

    I love that the main line is replaced by something that means the exact opposite.

  • @averyhanlon431
    @averyhanlon431 5 лет назад +341

    Now I understand why he's not her friend. She stole his girlfriend :D

    • @allana0017
      @allana0017 5 лет назад +16

      because he doesn’t have a girlfriend anymore and wants to get revenge on his ex??

    • @thedarkoverlordofall
      @thedarkoverlordofall 5 лет назад +6

      sam zuriel he’s trying to steal his former girlfriend’s girlfriend

    • @Sam-lb8xs
      @Sam-lb8xs 5 лет назад +4

      Although his claim that his girlfriend "likes her" seems to be news to her, given her perplexed surprise.

    • @annehessler7574
      @annehessler7574 5 лет назад +2

      Which is weird.. because he asked her to be his girlfriend at the beginning

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 лет назад

      When a polyamorous relationship goes wrong.

  • @arabeth3173
    @arabeth3173 5 лет назад +135

    Genie: There is doubt about three miles away!
    Me: I'd say it’s a lot closer than that

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 5 лет назад +8

      I'm sure someone 3 miles away has doubt too so he's not exactly wrong.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 лет назад +2

      @@feiradragon7915 Unless they're in the middle of the desert, in which case there might not even be people who don't have doubt 3 miles away.

    • @justsomerandompotterhead2790
      @justsomerandompotterhead2790 4 года назад

      pineapple is a fruit

    • @VannyBeumer
      @VannyBeumer 2 года назад

      @@justsomerandompotterhead2790 actually, its multiple

  • @lydiaboyle4158
    @lydiaboyle4158 5 лет назад +19

    So the genie is being rude because his girlfriend likes Aladdin- but he also wants Aladdin to date him to replace said accidentally-stolen significant other.

  • @late_night_procrastinator
    @late_night_procrastinator 2 года назад +6

    I love how this perfectly fits genie if he was drunk

  • @FoxEllaAnimation
    @FoxEllaAnimation 5 лет назад +174

    Malinda looks so done

  • @alivangel
    @alivangel 5 лет назад +104

    'My girlfriend likes you'
    That's a bit awkward.

  • @bee_bch
    @bee_bch 5 лет назад +137

    It’s not surprising GT is taking its loneliness out on others

  • @sabrinakirchner242
    @sabrinakirchner242 5 лет назад +73

    “This is a cookie”😂
    “You’re a chair! Cut,cut!”😂
    “ I SAW THE ITALIANS!!!!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Also Brian’s face when he’s singing “You have a temporary set up folder”😆
    This is full of so many great lines

    • @jacobwilks9204
      @jacobwilks9204 2 года назад +3

      Nobody's talking about, "does this helmet eat your meat!?"

    • @FewVidsJustComments
      @FewVidsJustComments 2 года назад +1

      dont forget "Male Harry Potter head" 😂

  • @timnackson
    @timnackson 4 года назад +37

    “Male Harry Potter, Head”
    “Male Harry Potterhead”
    That’s me!

  • @megantheartoonist
    @megantheartoonist 5 лет назад +21

    “Everything you do is something great, and that’s good.”
    Actually really inspiring

  • @20Unbelievable06
    @20Unbelievable06 5 лет назад +37

    why does GT ALWAYS turn friends into not friends?! this is hilarious!

  • @orirrr8
    @orirrr8 5 лет назад +94

    gotta love the google translate random rhymes xD
    Does this helmet eat your meat

    • @Tomsonic41
      @Tomsonic41 5 лет назад +6

      Well considering what Google Translate has done to the other Disney songs, a helmet eating meat isn't all that unusual!

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 5 лет назад

      Am I safe with this on my head? *wears said helmet*

    • @georgiaz4351
      @georgiaz4351 5 лет назад +1

      Then it can have pudding too.

    • @brandonmeng6138
      @brandonmeng6138 5 лет назад

      I mean our head our meat so I guess helmets do eat our heads

    • @graceslade9408
      @graceslade9408 5 лет назад +1

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 Mum: sweetie don't forget to put your helmet on when going for a skateboard
      Child: I can't, the helmet will eat me

  • @IronycheinPain
    @IronycheinPain 5 лет назад +40

    "So I do not want to be a cat"
    *Cats 2019, anybody?*

  • @alauddinbulbul6897
    @alauddinbulbul6897 4 года назад +28

    'This is a cookie'
    Me:ReeeEAllY?
    'So I don't wanna be a cat'
    Me:....Um...whY NoT

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 4 года назад +2

      Ima catttt
      And it's a bad thing

  • @chrysopelea1986
    @chrysopelea1986 5 лет назад +43

    When a Google translate song is better than the most recent trailer for the actual film. Seriously though, this is pretty great.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +9

      Petition to create a new google translated movie with Malinda and Brian being cast as the genie and Aladdin? Signed.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад

      huh? שחר א.

  • @exist_much5625
    @exist_much5625 5 лет назад +15

    I love how the Genie's goal in the movie was to get Aladdin's trust and be his friend, and now it's just shaming Malinda for not having friends and asking a whole bunch of pointless questions.

  • @ConnorMinix
    @ConnorMinix 5 лет назад +107

    I’ve become addicted to this channel.

    • @AgVossIRL
      @AgVossIRL 5 лет назад +4

      Connor Minix same

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 5 лет назад +3

      Only a matter of time before you start quoting the actual, translated lyrics said in these videos along with acknowledging the issue that must be addressed.

    • @Rin_Morris
      @Rin_Morris 5 лет назад +3

      I think we all have.

    • @ConnorMinix
      @ConnorMinix 5 лет назад

      Kitty Love Oh, that’s already happened for most. Lol!

    • @carolyn_h9218
      @carolyn_h9218 5 лет назад

      Good.

  • @SryBut
    @SryBut 2 года назад +5

    The Plottwist at the end! OMG SO EPIC :D
    And sung great by Brian :D

  • @inklingsquid4688
    @inklingsquid4688 Год назад +1

    I can’t believe a channel I sometimes watch (you) collabed with one of my favourite voice actors/impressionists. I just learnt this today and this is incredible

  • @trinepetersen5435
    @trinepetersen5435 5 лет назад +26

    GTS Bonnie Tyler 'Holding Out For A Hero!!! It can only be amazing!!!!!!

  • @SkepticalCaveman
    @SkepticalCaveman 5 лет назад +109

    Please GT sings "Lifelight" from Smash bros Ultimate. Use all languages the game supports for the translation.

    • @ConnorN22
      @ConnorN22 5 лет назад +4

      YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

    • @sadrackfav
      @sadrackfav 5 лет назад

      Please!

    • @jclkaytwo
      @jclkaytwo 5 лет назад +3

      the song is already nonsensical as fuck so malinda would make it even more nonsensical!

    • @jpbrennan7
      @jpbrennan7 5 лет назад

      I would love this.

    • @astraljynxx
      @astraljynxx 5 лет назад

      YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS I LIVE FOR THAT SONG

  • @RTitleySage
    @RTitleySage 5 лет назад +23

    That's a hell of a voice! Or, I guess, several voices?

  • @slainedale8032
    @slainedale8032 5 лет назад +8

    Wow...I think you and Brian were great together! And I love Brian's Impersonations! And I think Disney should hire him, instead of like, 30 different actors.

  • @hawktalon7890
    @hawktalon7890 5 лет назад +3

    "There is doubt about 3 miles away" still has me chuckling.

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 5 лет назад +44

    1:34 I thought 'Everybody Wants To Be A Cat'

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 5 лет назад +72

    Brian’s Genie makes Robin Williams look completely focused.

  • @SoHappy
    @SoHappy 5 лет назад +26

    I’m doing Aladdin at my school right by now and I’m genie! I should sing this at rehearsal 😂

  • @prakritimukherjee6562
    @prakritimukherjee6562 2 года назад +2

    "There is doubt about three miles away."
    That's good that's good. It can stay there.

  • @kelly_seastar
    @kelly_seastar Год назад +5

    "My girlfriend likes you" was quite a twist

  • @zoe-uf8bu
    @zoe-uf8bu 5 лет назад +192

    You don't have a friend....
    Sums up my entire life basically
    Edit: I forgot about this comment and kept getting notifications and I was like wat?

  • @georgiaaaa.rose14
    @georgiaaaa.rose14 5 лет назад +30

    yOu hAvE a tEmPoRaRy sEtUp fOLdEr
    - the greatest insult of all time

  • @trinepetersen5435
    @trinepetersen5435 5 лет назад +28

    Do a Google Translate High School Musical songs! It would be a blast!!!

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 5 лет назад +3

      Trine Petersen This needs to happen!

    • @theawesomemepreussen
      @theawesomemepreussen 5 лет назад +3

      yes I wished for that long time now. it needs to happen :3

  • @KastsEcho
    @KastsEcho 5 лет назад +11

    2:04 "I am not working." - Google Translate, 2019

  • @kayceec43
    @kayceec43 5 лет назад +3

    I loved this one! Brian should be in more of these! With his Pooh voice 💜

  • @BeezusOfc
    @BeezusOfc 5 лет назад +27

    I literally screamed in excitement when I got this notification...

  • @alphawolfdoggo354
    @alphawolfdoggo354 5 лет назад +7

    1:40: "So I don't wanna be a cat"
    You should Google Translate Everybody wants to be a cat from the movie The Aristocats..🐱🐈

  • @natalies7485
    @natalies7485 5 лет назад +8

    AMAZING! 🤣 I love how translation read only into the negative part of "never had a friend like me." This went soo off the rails from the original!

  • @dawndipierro373
    @dawndipierro373 4 года назад +22

    All I’m going to say is that Robin Williams would’ve loved this.

  • @armandchainier5400
    @armandchainier5400 5 лет назад +10

    I've listened to this so much that I actually forgot the original lyrics

  • @dovi_bun
    @dovi_bun 5 лет назад +22

    2:23 that's a 101 on how to steal girlfriends: Sing a google translate song.

  • @ambermt
    @ambermt 5 лет назад +29

    "you do not have a friend" story of my life

    • @WatermelonLord_
      @WatermelonLord_ 5 лет назад

      Hi there hufflepuff. i dont actually know what house im in but if i knew i would say something that has to do with that house.

  • @dillonbrett9259
    @dillonbrett9259 5 лет назад +10

    "So I do not want to be a cat"
    Hmmm... but the Aristocats say EVERYBODY wants to be a cat...

  • @jamestravers6665
    @jamestravers6665 5 лет назад +6

    Would love to see either a cover or a GTS version of A Cover Is Not The Book from Mary Poppins Returns. I think that'd be hilarious! Great job both of you!

  • @jayamilapersson4030
    @jayamilapersson4030 4 года назад +1

    those last lines just makes the song understanable

  • @mayaramnath3299
    @mayaramnath3299 5 лет назад +20

    Please translate book reviews for famous books!

  • @syd_animated
    @syd_animated 5 лет назад +11

    'You do not have a friend' google translate is stocking me. Btw this was amazing Malinda and Brian.

  • @astrena2374
    @astrena2374 5 лет назад +9

    “I saw the Italians”
    Yes, Malinda, you have indeed fans even here! Keep up with your awesome and funny videos!
    Con affetto (fondly), a fellow Italian fan~

    • @vickysmile23
      @vickysmile23 5 лет назад +2

      Ahaha io mi sento presa in causa ogni volta che lo sento

    • @Veronicaarya4
      @Veronicaarya4 Год назад

      Anche io

  • @philin6468
    @philin6468 5 лет назад +1

    Omg Brian is so adorable

  • @amanimango
    @amanimango 5 лет назад +60

    Idk: WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!
    Me: You had a temporary setup folder, *NOW GET OUT!*
    God, thats a dumb reason to get mad at someone ..

    • @feiradragon7915
      @feiradragon7915 5 лет назад +2

      The only time it might not be dumb is if the one getting mad is a sentient AI.