VG Myths - Can You Beat Super Mario 3D World Without Jumping?
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2018
- In this episode of VG Myths we take on another jumpless challenge, this time in the Wii U classic Super Mario 3D World!
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Super Mario 3D World
Super Mario Odyssey
Yu-Gi-Oh! (OCG) 
Игры
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9:41
-Isn't this a jump?-
Nvm. If you slow it meown, it's the climbing animation.
I was thinking the same
You cheater
That’s what I thought at first
I had to go frame by frame just in case, it is a climbing animation. Having replayed the game myself, even if it is a jump, that area is cat climbable.
No the video is just sped up so when he went to walk off the edge and then climbed up the wall in looked like he jumped
I hope there's like, one guy at Nintendo who's ensuring that every Mario game made from now on is incredibly difficult but possible to beat without jumping.
One sec...
Jepp, or, WHAT!?
Do not hesitate to contact them directly you.
*The very first shine in Bowser's Fury would like to know your location*
I can’t wait for a Mario “Jumpman” Mario game with no jumping.
@@richdude297 Clearly they just happened to not be involved with the update that patched out it being possible, only the release state of the game.
ah so THATS why it took 10 years for Mario Wonder to be announced
„Solo Teamwork“
Well that reminds me of school group projects
I agree
Hey, im not alone.
Yes lol
OOF
Same
“Enter in 4 player mode, at the exact moment the level begins, make Toad enter his bubble, hold up on Peach’s controller with your pinky, while using another controller to make Mario throw Luigi to safety. Kill the Goomba, then throw Peach on to the wall. Shift your hand, so that you control Peach’s movement with one hand, and your other hand is free to press Mario and Luigi’s bubble buttons at exactly 381 on the timer. Abuse the little indent in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with Peach. The bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken, and won’t activate via the touch screen, so instead we need to abuse a quirk in the game’s physics. Run on to the crusher just before it’s fully retracted. This causes Peach to go airborne rather than walking down the little slope, giving just barely enough height to latch on to the wall. At the seesaw, play a super stressful waiting game until 345, at which point Toad finally escaped and has just enough time to use his high strength stat to get Peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud, allowing her to climb past the second. You will have exactly one moment to relax before intentionally dooming yourself within the above death trap. Surprise plot twist! Right in the nick of time Mario and Luigi escape their bubbles, with Luigi sacrificing his life to save Mario and Peach. Have Mario throw Peach onto one of the boxes and break one of them to give Peach a bit more space to work with. Climb to the blocks to recharge, then climb up to the seesaw. Get off the seesaw at the top of its arc and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climb you can by running at the beginning, then letting go of the run button just before Peach tires out. If you don’t pitifully slide down to your death, that means you made it to an off-screen ledge. Take another short break for the screen to catch up, then continue your ascent. This last bounce pad actually works with the touchscreen, THANK GOD, so get up to the area inside the crushers and wait for your chance when they are fully retracted to climb them.”
-Gamechamp3000
Highly underrated work
The definition of stress
Thank you.
The reason I come back to this video
@@Dal145 You're safe!
me watching for the 5th time:
Man, wonder if its possible...
SOO TRUE
Same
What no this isn’t my 10th time
Me watching for the 50th time:
*Pathetic*
Tgis is a good video
*Captain Toad wants to know your location*
Mickle The Nickle CRAP HOW DID HE KNOW
I bruh
How’s he going to get up my stairs if he can’t jump
Christopher Jr
Stairs are counted as slopes
Mickle The Nickle like 778 here
'so as long as you have enough lives you never have to worry about running out of cats'
-Gamechamp3000
What he means is individual characters
@@tylerwittmann1202 r/woooooooosh
Well they all have nine
@@planterbox lol
@@robloxgamerxox don't be that guy
Everything in this video from 8:04 to 10:13 is pure art, I swear to god.
"Im glad you asked"
@Jimmy Jim I apologise on this cretin heretic's behalf for his sour, blasphemous language.
@@jimmyjim4165fuck
@@jimmyjim4165fuck I'm so fucking sorry
"This challenge run is sadly ONLY about game mechanics and not a war against the fundamental idea of elevating one's self via leg movement" Gamechamp truly has such a ways with words
“You can throw yourself onto yourself”
Gamechamp3000
Owwies ensue
No
No
~
Epic JJ01 *faint moan from zarbon*
This was more stressful than Nintendo ever intended a Mario game to be.
What about The Lost Levels?
even... AMERICA AMCERICA
Mario Party would like to have a word...
Mario Party 1
“By now you’ll probably also want to restock on cats”
If that ain’t a mood
4:10
“Decently close shave with timer”
*One second left*
"Copyright infringes our god like cat powers"
I like that
10:56
I like your username
0:54 I forgive you. Your Fuzzy Time Mine run is legendary enough to make up for it
*Insert generic "A press" joke here*
*Insert generic parallel universe joke here*
HEY! YOUR THE GUY WHO SAID "An a press is an a press. You can't only say its half" on on of Panenkoek2012's videos
It must be annoying being known only for your A press comment.
Insert a press joke
There is a way to see what counts as a jump. The Red/Blue panels. When you "JUMP" they switch. In 3d land, Wall jumps are jumps. If you add these to water levels, you could see if swimming is actually jumping
Wait so what about todette
@@simplyNKHnot in this game
I like how some people posted endgame plot details online before the movie even came out, while VG myths puts a spoiler warning for a Mario game from 2013
Ikr, I wish everyone on the internet was this considerate with spoilers.
Worse than endgame spoilers
Super Mario 3D World: Captain Toad mode
True
Dab on dem woody
*CAT* -ain Toad?
DAB POLICE BOTCH -kills dabbing wood-
bup
Nintendo: We are breaking out our new Nintendo character, PRINCESS MACARONI AND CHEESE
lol
Yesssssssssssss
Wouldn't be surprised if Adventure Time had one of those. They had Hotdog Princess and Princess Bubblegum after all.
Macaroni and Cheese for Smash.
8:32
When a class nerd answers a complicated math question
I read this just as he said it xD.
*I'M GLAD YOU ASKED*
Pretty much! :)
@@sixeyse. WAIT HOW DID YOU FIND THIS COMMENT
As a nerd can confirm
The teacher: how did you fail the test it’s wasn’t even confusing
The test: 8:33
So easy
Shut up Josuke H you had to have Jotaro kill me
Killer Queen you shut up you can’t even think on your own
Why is everyone telling everyone to shut up?
Weird dude
Now beat Punch Out without punching.
TheApoke how
r/woosh
lego878 what? How is that a woosh?
Because it's a joke about suggesting more and more impossible challenges.
Jam Usagi ah
I see
8:33, WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
X|O|O
O|X|X AHHH, UUUHHHH!!!!
X|O|X
Holiday Home I love myself a good spongebob reference
Yeah, that must have been hard, first odyesey with two controllers in one hand
wait........... do we have to wear pickle jars
I thought of Charles the French
@@thesaber903 same
8:31
2 Years later and this is still the most complicated fast talking explanation
It's not too complicated. I managed to get it after 3 (hundred) attempts and probably only watched it 2 (0) times
Is it still intelligible at 2× speed?
What did we learn today?
Me: gamechamp is extremely lonely
gamer guy LOL
gamer guy true
gamer guy
gamer guy
gamer guy
At Nintendo:
Guy 1: okay, so we made the levels. Any more ideas?
Guy 2: did we make it possible to beat without jumps?
Guy 1: GENIUS! You're getting a promotion! Everyone else, you're fired.
Yep, that's probably exactly what happened.
TheReaLegorun I watch his videos a lot so chances are I saw that video, and forgot I saw it but remembered the basic joke. Or something like that
Lol
Seppen Obushidian
is that an odd1sout refference?
Logan D you just ruined the joke
11:50 *what are you looking at toad?*🤔
Something peachy
An ass
en jevel no cussing
Bc Gacha P Just asking, when was no cursing an official rule for RUclips?
Not Exactly A Human Being I’m 8 and quite
5:56 "letting us safely murder everyone"
5:53
Who's up for 3D World + Bowser's Fury jumpless? I know I am.
Me
Yesss!! >:)
YESSSS
Omg yesss
How different exactly is it going to be?
10:51
"Your honor she said she was 17"
Jaki Moretti O H
OH NO
@@blueshell292 Well hey, 16 is legal in the UK.
XD
I don't get it
Can’t believe it’s actually possible. Hats off to you man.
Piano Man - Piano Covers
THE AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS BUT IT CANT BE THAT
Don't you mean....
CATS off to you? Eh? Get it?
puppylover 416 damnit i was gonna do that
puppylover 416 I was aslo going to say dat
*cats
I see the person who did the English subtitles had some fun with it.
How do?
So*
@@viviblue7277 They were funny, but it isn't anymore.
@@RuleroftheSandcastle aww
@@RuleroftheSandcastle sad day in the game champ community
me when i'm planning a gym battle in Pokemon: 8:33
That's not funny
Conner who asked.
Austin good joke
The result: doesn't work
Lol
The result : gym leader spams full restores
“This run is absolutely catastrophic...”
Did you just...
Oh he just all right
AUGH!
HEHEHEHEEHH
Omg I love it
Why?
Did you just say "good meowning?"
i approve
I think this a purrfectly good comment
I think Super Mario 3D World is a *purrrfect* game
@Cat Mario Where where you in this jumpless run?
Too... many... cat puns
Love it comment
the clip of her saying "macaroni and cheese" is one of those little things in life that everyone should appreciate
Her?
@@senzasmentalissues474 yea, her pronouns are she/they
@@Aeroezz no, Gamechamps pronouns are she/they, check the “about” page
@@Aeroezz literally, check the goddamn about page it literally says “non binary (She/they please :)”
@@Aeroezz no, they’re non binary with she/they pronouns
Teacher: Ok students, let's socialize the test to see the right answers!
Also Teacher: 8:33
Everyone lost that exam...
i wonder who this guy is
Guys, I've realized something..
*IT'S THE WII U*
"TRIGERD" MY WII IS BROKEN BECAUSE I ALWAYS MOVE WHEN IM AFK
Yes it is I have one, its fun
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEA*
Its
THE WIIU
*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
AAAAAAAHHHHH
10:25 You: Try this impossibly hard level
Me: I rather be arrested by the police.
0:00
“Good meowning everybody”
Me: but it’s night-
and thats why failboats old intro was good morning good night or good afternoon depending on your time zone
yeah
@@oshenrandall2203 what if it's evening or noon?
Next video: Can you beat Captain Toad Treasure Tracker without jumping?
Totally impossible
BlackHole360 r/woosh
OF COURSE NOT U FOOL! :P TOAD CAN ONLY JUMP, HE CANT JUST WALK! Im just kidding of course, to actually anwser, yes u can, the whole game revolves around him not being able to jump
Dan Henry whoooooooooooooooosh
Goosechild double woosh! of course he knows it's a joke. He even had the joke answer in the beginning.
You are...EXTREMELY dedicated to these challenges. But can you beat the wind waker without sailing
Imagine Wagons Yes you can actually! It's totally possible to just swim everywhere without a boat using a super swimming glitch, and that's actually how current world record speedrunners do it
The Blue Wizzrobe I know about the glitch however I figured there may be some points in the run where it wouldn't be able to help. Especially the temple that's basically all water however maybe I'm wrong and it would work everywhere
That gets skipped in the speedrun. I recommend watching one to see the power of some of the glitches, even in the HD remake!
Holy crap I was really confused and thought you were me for a second.
Dovahkiin Wagonborn Lmao
8:09 me: this level is impossible without jumping
8:35: *Its big brain time*
Fuzzy Time Mine was already my favorite level in the game. This video made me love it even more.
Time to pull out our secret weapon.
*Macaroni and Cheese*
OOOOHHH SHEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
yaa
*M A C A R O N I A N D C H E E S E*
i don't get it
@@zwhitbrad2148 thats what he (not she!) said in the video
Teacher: Ok class, this is important for the exam, attention please
My mind: 8:33
MYMIND!
Yes.
I would like, but it's at 69.
Nice
@@arandompieceofinternettras6461 nice
A random piece of internet trash nice
8:33 is what you’ve come back for
8:33
Me explaining what complicated machine I built
I can't wait for the eventual episode of VG Myths that is "can you live without breathing"
But... what counts as breathing?
The Gaming Lion ah shit call the semantic police
David Franco *S E M A N T I C S*
you could go the rest of your life without breathing, but it would just be a lot shorter
SirRilic In what Game
You said a VG myth VG stands for Video Games
4:03 ‘Littered with cats’. LITTERED. Like cat litter? ;)
12:15 this challenge was *CAT*-astrophic
Haha
-how do I delete someone else’s comment?-
BeastMode Fox yeah
It's group of cats is called a Litter so it works either way
3:53 I've watched this three times, and I've always never question why you didn't use the skip because I have the memory of a goldfish
They didnt use it because they need green stars to unlock levels.
I don't think you get it.
@@someoned3613 I do. They can't get enough stars to enter later levels if they use the skip, since they didn't play enough levels.
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FREAKING STARS OF COURSE I REMEMBER THAT I'M SAYING THAT I NEVER QUESTION OR THINK 'Hey, he didn't use the skip, wow, he's really stupid' AT 3:53
@@someoned3613 dude I was just trying to help. Thank you for clarifying yourself but couldn't you be just a bit nicer?
"good meowning everybody"
-_-
“I’m so sorry Henry”
Dear lord
I love that reference
@@glitchy7152 late explainer dude here. It's a Mario Meme referencing the video Sm64 - watch for rolling rocks - 0,5 a presses (commentated) by pannenkoek2012. Srsly check it out it's hilarious and amazing kind of like these VG-Myth Videos.
I wonder what Nintendo was thinking when making that fuzzy time mine level. “Oh this’ll be a fun unique level, won’t be too hard.”
It isn't really that hard if you could jump
A dude who don meyk vids That’s the point.
It just blows my mind, like, what were they thinking?
Keep going into AVGN gear, gotta tone it down...
The water version in World Flower gave me and my brother so much trouble when we first played the game.
TheAdvertisement I like how everyone complains that Mario games are too easy but then
Nobody:
Gamechamp: I can play games with my hands and feet at the same tine
5:07 “CHOKE ON ‘EM!”
thank you for that goddamn reference
Wait, you never proved that the _Captain Toad_ levels are possible jumpless!
r/wooosh
ladies and gentlemen, we got em
@@Synthestupid if you knew it was a joke...
Why correct them?
-_-
Captain Toad can't jump...
IDIOT.
(this may get r/woooshed)
@@shadedcycle r/whooooooosh
Fun fact:
Jumping was invented when thomas jump tried to stand twice
True story.
Not true. When I googled "Thomas Jump" i couldn't find anything on it.
T-Bird you’re an idiot
Says the person with the username "Flomp Mc Domp"!
T-Bird yes, the person with the name flomp mc domp said that you’re an idiot
"Plessie is not a cat."
Guys. He doesn't know.
She*
@@Axiom-Entertainment since when? how did i not notice
@@incomplet1396 gamechamp uses she/they, it’s in her channel description
@Axiom-Entertainment ye but has it always been like this?
@@incomplet1396 I don’t know
4:39 I am currently making Macaroni and Cheese.
Coming off next episode,
*Can You Beat Real Life Without Breathing?*
jack171380 isnt beating real life dieing? Oh, this is gonna be easy, just take a newborn and take away all oxygen.
Pi is the best babies don't die they speed run life.
Now ima have to delete my comment
Does a tracheostomy count?
jack171380 no you cannot
-VG Myths Can You Beat Captain Toad Without Jumping-
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I was legit about to say that lol
BayLaugh Animations wothout toad?
No. It’s impossible.
Can you beat captain toad without turnips?
Wait nvm, level 2
10:51 Oh, I get it now… so 6 was afraid of 8 because 8 8 9.
I actually keep coming back to this video every now and then for how funny it is.
Nintendo: New mechanic for levels; No jumping!
GameChamp3000: Am I a joke to you?
7:12 Official Gamechamp Floor and Wii U box reveal. We already had a hand reveal.
Courage Bot time for the nose reveal
Voice reveal at 200k
Hair reveal coming soon
oh my god
credit card number review
Its been almost 2 years and this is by far my favourite gamechamp video. Just for that fuzzy time mine part. That is some dedication (even if someone found an easier way to do it)
When he says "I'm glad you asked"
You just KNEW shit was about to go down
She said*
8:33 When you raise your hand at school and get the question wrong, but someone else raises their hand.
WiiU classes
I swear to God every single time I watch one of your videos it seems like it's an action movie
Anthony Perez *aN action movie
an*
8:33 i cant take in this much information all at once😂🤣😂🤣
Easily one of the best videos one this channel. I watched it multiple times over the years.
Awesome. Now, beat Breath of The Wild without breathing.
Without Breathing in the Wild... make it slightly less impossible
Liam LaForest is this a whoosh or am i mistaken
Crazedtech It simultaneously is and isn't a joke.
Beat Breath of the Wild without using any weapons.
Dwayne Parsons you cant
This video's beautiful. Thank you!
how
Hmmmm, ITS A GAME WHERE YOU JIMP AND YOU DONT HAVE A HAT
Absolutely incredible. Especially the ludicrously amazing strategy for Fuzzy Time Mine.
Cant stop coming back to this video. It's WAY to good.
Same.
This is something I've done before and it's made me love the game so much more for how creatively you can get through it, so...
*The Wind Waker without the Sword*
Mind you, this isn't _actually_ possible. The final boss alone does not take damage from anything other than the sword. However, seeing what you can do to get the sword usage down as low as possible would be really fun to see in a video! The biggest surprise to me was how one has to fight the bosses. I'd love to see your reactions to that!
... and we now officially have a Wind Waker myth to save for later. Super arigatou. B]
phantom ganon will be a problem as well, I have tested (he doesn't take damage fron the ordon sword either)
I don't believe you can beat most Zelda Games swordless, since usually Ganon requires swinging the Master Sword to kill
Fun fact: At first, I didn't know I could attack Gohma with the sword, I would just throw the grappling hook in its eye over and over again
3:54 jokes on you i don't have 1000 or more ATK
Impressive.
FOOL I SACRIFICE 1000 LIFE POINTS TO ACTIVATE MY SEVEN TOOLS OF THE BANDIT TO SAVE MY DARK MAGICIAN
3:11
You can actually beat that level jumpless! The wood fences don’t stop you if you keep ramming into them.
You still have to throw someone on plessie though regardless
Gamerchamp: Level 6-7 Fuzzy time mine... 3 Words... Indoor, Auto, Scrolling, Tower!!!
Me: HEY WAIT A SECOND!!!
"Autoscrolling" is one word~
@@Gamechamp3000 oh. Well nevermind sorry about my misunderstanding.
@@Gamechamp3000 i tried to be witty and it didnt work :[
Now do Champion's Road without jumping.
Voltage21 ohgawd
He does a bit at the end SOMEHOW
Yeah I’d want to see the later levels
Voltage21 it’s impossible...no joke...I’m gonna be proved wrong...
There were 69 likes. “We’re” AHAHAHAHA I’m sorry I had to do it.
10:58
"NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ME!"
It’s actually 10:56
@@alanfam1263 rude
@@Imhungry36 Shut. Stop spamming.
@@pierrederonet8478 how is that rude?
What a reference
8:33 This is the most big brain thing I've ever seen in any video game challenge, hands down
I haven't seen one of your videos except for beating Pokemon Red without taking Damage! (That video was really good by the way)
can you beat Sonic 06 without encountering a single glitch?
Stolen Burrito that's impossible.
no you cannot.
not even gamechamp3000, the practical god of gaming challenges can't do that.
Speed Boom are you ok it seems like you fell on your head
Speed Boom You should seriously do a Let’s Play of that.
I want to see the game with as little glitches as possible.
Stolen Burrito honestly I played all of sonic story and I only encountered ONE glitch and that was my fault cause i was messing around in the sliver fight AFTER I had beaten it. So i dont get why people were whining so much and i never did manage to beat sliver or shadows since I found them too hard although I do want to someday
Wait. Can’t you pop a bubble using the OHHHHH ITS A WII U
I tried it and you can’t. But you CAN use a character climbing onto a wall and up it to pop a character without jumping.
Hmm you have a point. But you have to trigger that action using the jump button
Wait
You my friend are just pure genius
you can use the touch screen
6:20 Doesn't work unless you cut yourself in half (really cruel, I know)
You could've tapped the bubble o. The gamepad
Hahahaha
He must have forgotten that the game is on the Wii U
You can’t. He stremed the final boss and said that you can’t pop the bubbles.
Courage Bot worked 4 me
Chandler Kristoff it doesn’t count as a jump though :)
Some Ideas:
Can you beat Sonic 06 without encountering any glitches?
Can you beat Sonic Boom without getting eye cancer?
Can you beat Sonic Lost World without losing faith in Sonic’s future?
Can you beat Sonic Mania without gaining faith in Sonic’s future?
Can you beat Sonic without running?
...I wanna tell you something...IT'S NO USE!
06 Glitchless is impossible. Knuckles and Rouge Glue Wall makes sure of it.
Can you beat Sonic Colours without experiencing pure joy?
*Studio 2* Yes.
Just squeeze lemons into one eye and really itchy stuff in the other, snap rat traps on your nipples, and put your testicles in a pain machine that activates in random intervals of time, and finally, have the people you love most held hostage with a chance of dying. Once you beat the game, everyone will be free and you will have all of your pain contraptions removed. So you better get to playing.
And that is how you beat Sonic Colors without experiencing pure joy :)
- Probably not
- Yes
- Yes
- Yes
- No
My jaw literally dropped during the fuzzy level, incredible!
7:17 I am dying of laughter
Now you should try to complete Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker without jum... Oh wait
😂
Playing that without jumping is impossible
UMM YEAH
disliked....... but liked Leandro’s comment.
don’t pretend I don’t know what that game is.
Aren't u able to pop the bubbles with the game pad because.......
It's the Wii U
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH!
Kham_And_Chesse _ no you can’t ;-; I have one and have the game so oof
@@jaycelyn2276 I actually have tried it. It actually works.
Also you can climb a wall under the bubble
Love Mario gameplay challenges and this is the best one yet!
"Good Meowning everyone"
Me: *how could this happen to meee?*
Add on ) meee- ow hehehehehehe
entering four player mode at the exact moment the level begins make tode enter his bottle hold up on peaches controler with your pinky while you take another controler to take mario throw luigi to safety kill the goomba then throw the peach on the wall shift your hands so you control peaches movement with one hand and your other hand is free to press mario and luigis buble balloon at exactly 381 on the timer abuse a little in depth in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with peach the bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken and wont activate by a touchscreen so instead we need to abuse a quark in a game physics when onto the crusher just before its fully retracted this causes peach to go airborn rather then walking down the little slope giving just barely enough height to lach onto the wall at the seesaw player is super stressfull waiting until 345 at which toad finaly escapes and has just enough time to use his high stress to get peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud allowing you to climb past the second you will have exactly one moment to relax before entencialy duming yourself within the above death trap suprise plottwist right in the neck of time mario and luigi escape their bubles with luigi sacrifising his time to save mario and peach have mario throw peach on top of the boxes and break one of them to give peach a little more space to work with on top of the block to reach high to reacharge then grab onto the wall then climb up to the seesaw get of the seesaw at the top of it and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climbing can by running at the beggining then letting go of the jump button just before peach tires out if you dont pititfully slide down that means you made it onto an ofscreen ledge take an another short break for the screen to catch up then continue your assand this last bounce pad actualy works with the touchscreen thank god so get up to the area inside the crushers waiting for your chance when they are fully retracted to climg up to them after that ultimatly dissterfull assult on your brain requaring samotesmoius use of four controlers you will finaly discover that everything you just did was completly pointless and you are dumed take a couple seconds to reflect on the meaningless of exsisntence as the death you spend soo much time avoiding finaly naah im just kidding you are safe
I spend 20 minutes making this lol i have no life
hhh first-
Second
Mario game ever seems to have been (not Super) Mario Bros.
(Slight speed-up) Enter in 4 player mode, at the exact moment level begins, make Toad enter his bubble,
hold up on Peach's controller with your pinky, while using another controller to make Mario throw Luigi to safety.
Kill the Goomba, then throw Peach on to the wall.
Shift your hand, so that you control Peach's movement with one hand,
and your other hand free to press Mario and Luigi's bubble buttons at exactly 381 on the timer.
Abuse the little indent in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with Peach.
The bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken, and won't activate via touch screen,
so instead we need to abuse a quirk in the game's physics.
Run on to the crusher just before it's fully retracted.
This causes Peach to go airborne rather than walking down the little slope, giving just barely enough height to latch on to the wall.
At the seesaw, play a super stressful waiting game until 345,
at which point Toad finally escapes and has just enough time to use his high strength stat to get Peach high
enough to grab the wall past the first cloud, allowing her to climb past the second.
You will have exactly one moment to relax before intentionally dooming yourself within the above death trap.
*Surprise plot twist* right in the nick of time Mario and Luigi escape their bubbles,
with Luigi sacrificing his life to save Mario and Peach. [RIP LUIGI]
Have Mario throw Peach onto the boxes and break one of them to give Peach a bit more space to work with.
Climb to the blocks to recharge, then climb up to the seesaw.
Get off the seesaw at the top of its arc and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climb you can
by running at the beginning, then letting go of the run button just before Peach tires out.
If you don't pitifully slide down to your death, that means you made it to an off-screen ledge. [YAY!]
Take another short break for the screen to catch up, then continue your ascent.
(Normal speed) This last bounce pad actually works with the touch screen, THANK GOD,
so get up to the area inside the crushers and wait for your chance when they are fully retracted to climb them.
After that, ultimately stressful assault on your brain,
requiring simultaneous use of 4 controllers,
You'll finally discover that everything you just did was completely pointless
and you are DOOMED!
Take a couple seconds to reflect on the meaninglessness of existence
as the death you spend so long avoiding
finally
*chuckle*
NAH I'M KIDDING!
You're safe!
I did this in much less time because i used the captions
Antoś Guziński z
I spent twenty minutes reading it 😂
**We need to stock up on cats**
The great words of an 80 year old
Enter in 4 player mode. At the exact moment the level begins make Toad enter his bubble, hold up on Peach's controller with your pinky while you take another controller to move Mario, to throw Luigi to safety. Kill the goomba, then throw Peach onto the wall. Shift your hands so you control Peach's movement with one hand and your other hand is free to press Mario and Luigi's bubble buttons at exactly 381 on the timer. Abuse a little indent in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with Peach. The bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken and won't activate by a touchscreen, so instead we need to abuse a quark in the game's physics. Run onto the crusher just before it's fully retracted. This causes Peach to go airborne rather than walking down the little slope giving just barely enough height to latch onto the wall. At the seesaw play a super stressful waiting game until 345, at which point Toad finally escapes and has just enough time to use his high strength stat to get Peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud, allowing her to climb past the second. You will have exactly one moment to relax before intentionally dooming yourself within the above death trap. Surprise Plot-Twist right in the nick of time, Mario and Luigi escape their bubbles, with Luigi sacrificing his life to save Mario and Peach. Have Mario throw Peach on top of the boxes and break one of them to give Peach a bit more space to work with. Climb onto the blocks to recharge, then climb up to the seesaw. Get off the seesaw at the top of its arc and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climb you can by running at the beginning, then letting go of the jump button just before Peach tires out. If you don't pitifully slide down to your death that means you made it onto an offscreen ledge. Take another short break for the screen to catch up then continue your ascent. This last bounce pad actualy works with the touchscreen, THANK GOD, so get up to the area inside the crushers, then wait for your chance when they are fully retracted to climb them. After that ultimately stressful assault on your brain requiring simultaneous use of four controllers, you will finally discover that everything you just did was completely pointless and you are doomed. Take a couple seconds to reflect on the meaninglessness of existence as the death you spent so much time avoiding finally...
*chuckles*
NAH IM KIDDIN'! YOUR SAFE!
This is one of my favorite videos and it made me look like a total maniac.
Because of how important and difficult fuzzy time mine is in this video i remember everything about the entire stage.
So when playing 3D world on the switch with some friends, i played pretty poorly since i've basically never played the game before
But as soon as we reach fuzzy time mine i know everything about it. We go into the level and i say "oh its fuzzy time mine" like its nobodys business and my friends who i've known for years look at my like a total psychopath. I know where the green stars are and i mention the thing at the end where the fuzzys stop
I was a complete expert on this one level and crap at the rest of the game
Thanks Gamechamp3000
VG Myths: Can you play as Waluigi in Smash Ultimate?
Miis
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ok, this should be obvious that miis don't count
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