I had to go frame by frame just in case, it is a climbing animation. Having replayed the game myself, even if it is a jump, that area is cat climbable.
I hope there's like, one guy at Nintendo who's ensuring that every Mario game made from now on is incredibly difficult but possible to beat without jumping.
“Enter in 4 player mode, at the exact moment the level begins, make Toad enter his bubble, hold up on Peach’s controller with your pinky, while using another controller to make Mario throw Luigi to safety. Kill the Goomba, then throw Peach on to the wall. Shift your hand, so that you control Peach’s movement with one hand, and your other hand is free to press Mario and Luigi’s bubble buttons at exactly 381 on the timer. Abuse the little indent in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with Peach. The bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken, and won’t activate via the touch screen, so instead we need to abuse a quirk in the game’s physics. Run on to the crusher just before it’s fully retracted. This causes Peach to go airborne rather than walking down the little slope, giving just barely enough height to latch on to the wall. At the seesaw, play a super stressful waiting game until 345, at which point Toad finally escaped and has just enough time to use his high strength stat to get Peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud, allowing her to climb past the second. You will have exactly one moment to relax before intentionally dooming yourself within the above death trap. Surprise plot twist! Right in the nick of time Mario and Luigi escape their bubbles, with Luigi sacrificing his life to save Mario and Peach. Have Mario throw Peach onto one of the boxes and break one of them to give Peach a bit more space to work with. Climb to the blocks to recharge, then climb up to the seesaw. Get off the seesaw at the top of its arc and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climb you can by running at the beginning, then letting go of the run button just before Peach tires out. If you don’t pitifully slide down to your death, that means you made it to an off-screen ledge. Take another short break for the screen to catch up, then continue your ascent. This last bounce pad actually works with the touchscreen, THANK GOD, so get up to the area inside the crushers and wait for your chance when they are fully retracted to climb them.” -Gamechamp3000
"This challenge run is sadly ONLY about game mechanics and not a war against the fundamental idea of elevating one's self via leg movement" Gamechamp truly has such a ways with words
There is a way to see what counts as a jump. The Red/Blue panels. When you "JUMP" they switch. In 3d land, Wall jumps are jumps. If you add these to water levels, you could see if swimming is actually jumping
OF COURSE NOT U FOOL! :P TOAD CAN ONLY JUMP, HE CANT JUST WALK! Im just kidding of course, to actually anwser, yes u can, the whole game revolves around him not being able to jump
Imagine Wagons Yes you can actually! It's totally possible to just swim everywhere without a boat using a super swimming glitch, and that's actually how current world record speedrunners do it
The Blue Wizzrobe I know about the glitch however I figured there may be some points in the run where it wouldn't be able to help. Especially the temple that's basically all water however maybe I'm wrong and it would work everywhere
I like how some people posted endgame plot details online before the movie even came out, while VG myths puts a spoiler warning for a Mario game from 2013
At Nintendo: Guy 1: okay, so we made the levels. Any more ideas? Guy 2: did we make it possible to beat without jumps? Guy 1: GENIUS! You're getting a promotion! Everyone else, you're fired.
Stolen Burrito honestly I played all of sonic story and I only encountered ONE glitch and that was my fault cause i was messing around in the sliver fight AFTER I had beaten it. So i dont get why people were whining so much and i never did manage to beat sliver or shadows since I found them too hard although I do want to someday
@@glitchy7152 late explainer dude here. It's a Mario Meme referencing the video Sm64 - watch for rolling rocks - 0,5 a presses (commentated) by pannenkoek2012. Srsly check it out it's hilarious and amazing kind of like these VG-Myth Videos.
This is something I've done before and it's made me love the game so much more for how creatively you can get through it, so... *The Wind Waker without the Sword* Mind you, this isn't _actually_ possible. The final boss alone does not take damage from anything other than the sword. However, seeing what you can do to get the sword usage down as low as possible would be really fun to see in a video! The biggest surprise to me was how one has to fight the bosses. I'd love to see your reactions to that!
Actually, I think he chose Toad because Toad is the fastest character and the strongest character in the game. However, he's also the worst jumper, which is only a limitation on any other type of playthrough.
entering four player mode at the exact moment the level begins make tode enter his bottle hold up on peaches controler with your pinky while you take another controler to take mario throw luigi to safety kill the goomba then throw the peach on the wall shift your hands so you control peaches movement with one hand and your other hand is free to press mario and luigis buble balloon at exactly 381 on the timer abuse a little in depth in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with peach the bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken and wont activate by a touchscreen so instead we need to abuse a quark in a game physics when onto the crusher just before its fully retracted this causes peach to go airborn rather then walking down the little slope giving just barely enough height to lach onto the wall at the seesaw player is super stressfull waiting until 345 at which toad finaly escapes and has just enough time to use his high stress to get peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud allowing you to climb past the second you will have exactly one moment to relax before entencialy duming yourself within the above death trap suprise plottwist right in the neck of time mario and luigi escape their bubles with luigi sacrifising his time to save mario and peach have mario throw peach on top of the boxes and break one of them to give peach a little more space to work with on top of the block to reach high to reacharge then grab onto the wall then climb up to the seesaw get of the seesaw at the top of it and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climbing can by running at the beggining then letting go of the jump button just before peach tires out if you dont pititfully slide down that means you made it onto an ofscreen ledge take an another short break for the screen to catch up then continue your assand this last bounce pad actualy works with the touchscreen thank god so get up to the area inside the crushers waiting for your chance when they are fully retracted to climg up to them after that ultimatly dissterfull assult on your brain requaring samotesmoius use of four controlers you will finaly discover that everything you just did was completly pointless and you are dumed take a couple seconds to reflect on the meaningless of exsisntence as the death you spend soo much time avoiding finaly naah im just kidding you are safe I spend 20 minutes making this lol i have no life
(Slight speed-up) Enter in 4 player mode, at the exact moment level begins, make Toad enter his bubble, hold up on Peach's controller with your pinky, while using another controller to make Mario throw Luigi to safety. Kill the Goomba, then throw Peach on to the wall. Shift your hand, so that you control Peach's movement with one hand, and your other hand free to press Mario and Luigi's bubble buttons at exactly 381 on the timer. Abuse the little indent in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with Peach. The bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken, and won't activate via touch screen, so instead we need to abuse a quirk in the game's physics. Run on to the crusher just before it's fully retracted. This causes Peach to go airborne rather than walking down the little slope, giving just barely enough height to latch on to the wall. At the seesaw, play a super stressful waiting game until 345, at which point Toad finally escapes and has just enough time to use his high strength stat to get Peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud, allowing her to climb past the second. You will have exactly one moment to relax before intentionally dooming yourself within the above death trap. *Surprise plot twist* right in the nick of time Mario and Luigi escape their bubbles, with Luigi sacrificing his life to save Mario and Peach. [RIP LUIGI] Have Mario throw Peach onto the boxes and break one of them to give Peach a bit more space to work with. Climb to the blocks to recharge, then climb up to the seesaw. Get off the seesaw at the top of its arc and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climb you can by running at the beginning, then letting go of the run button just before Peach tires out. If you don't pitifully slide down to your death, that means you made it to an off-screen ledge. [YAY!] Take another short break for the screen to catch up, then continue your ascent. (Normal speed) This last bounce pad actually works with the touch screen, THANK GOD, so get up to the area inside the crushers and wait for your chance when they are fully retracted to climb them. After that, ultimately stressful assault on your brain, requiring simultaneous use of 4 controllers, You'll finally discover that everything you just did was completely pointless and you are DOOMED! Take a couple seconds to reflect on the meaninglessness of existence as the death you spend so long avoiding finally *chuckle* NAH I'M KIDDING! You're safe! I did this in much less time because i used the captions
I have watched so many “no jump” “no pressing this button” and similar videos of yours I was genuinely convinced (even if only for a few minutes) that I could not go make myself a drink because that involved moving 😂
Oscar theCheshireCat that’s actually so funny, I was opening a granola bar and thought, “well here’s our first challenge as we need to eat this without chewing”
No Odyssey was highly possible with no jump, the game had an official counter that could tell you what was and wasn't a jump in this game some levels are flat line impossible and would ruin the whole run if they weren't on cross-sections.
Run idea: 3d world... Without the catsuit. This may seem easy to you but trust me, this run has ruined me. Every climbing star, every cat goomba... The rules are simple: Don't grab a bell, and if you do, get rid of it immediately. As a bonus challenge, no tanuki suit. Hint: many moons that require a small wall climb are obtainable with a wall jump with a 'shroom. If all else fails, use Luigi to get height. Also, the fire flower is your best friend. Have fun- I didn't.
Some Ideas: Can you beat Sonic 06 without encountering any glitches? Can you beat Sonic Boom without getting eye cancer? Can you beat Sonic Lost World without losing faith in Sonic’s future? Can you beat Sonic Mania without gaining faith in Sonic’s future? Can you beat Sonic without running?
*Studio 2* Yes. Just squeeze lemons into one eye and really itchy stuff in the other, snap rat traps on your nipples, and put your testicles in a pain machine that activates in random intervals of time, and finally, have the people you love most held hostage with a chance of dying. Once you beat the game, everyone will be free and you will have all of your pain contraptions removed. So you better get to playing. And that is how you beat Sonic Colors without experiencing pure joy :)
9:41
-Isn't this a jump?-
Nvm. If you slow it meown, it's the climbing animation.
I was thinking the same
You cheater
That’s what I thought at first
I had to go frame by frame just in case, it is a climbing animation. Having replayed the game myself, even if it is a jump, that area is cat climbable.
No the video is just sped up so when he went to walk off the edge and then climbed up the wall in looked like he jumped
I hope there's like, one guy at Nintendo who's ensuring that every Mario game made from now on is incredibly difficult but possible to beat without jumping.
One sec...
Jepp, or, WHAT!?
Do not hesitate to contact them directly you.
*The very first shine in Bowser's Fury would like to know your location*
I can’t wait for a Mario “Jumpman” Mario game with no jumping.
@@richdude297 Clearly they just happened to not be involved with the update that patched out it being possible, only the release state of the game.
ah so THATS why it took 10 years for Mario Wonder to be announced
„Solo Teamwork“
Well that reminds me of school group projects
I agree
Hey, im not alone.
Yes lol
OOF
Same
*Captain Toad wants to know your location*
Mickle The Nickle CRAP HOW DID HE KNOW
I bruh
How’s he going to get up my stairs if he can’t jump
Christopher Jr
Stairs are counted as slopes
Mickle The Nickle like 778 here
“Enter in 4 player mode, at the exact moment the level begins, make Toad enter his bubble, hold up on Peach’s controller with your pinky, while using another controller to make Mario throw Luigi to safety. Kill the Goomba, then throw Peach on to the wall. Shift your hand, so that you control Peach’s movement with one hand, and your other hand is free to press Mario and Luigi’s bubble buttons at exactly 381 on the timer. Abuse the little indent in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with Peach. The bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken, and won’t activate via the touch screen, so instead we need to abuse a quirk in the game’s physics. Run on to the crusher just before it’s fully retracted. This causes Peach to go airborne rather than walking down the little slope, giving just barely enough height to latch on to the wall. At the seesaw, play a super stressful waiting game until 345, at which point Toad finally escaped and has just enough time to use his high strength stat to get Peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud, allowing her to climb past the second. You will have exactly one moment to relax before intentionally dooming yourself within the above death trap. Surprise plot twist! Right in the nick of time Mario and Luigi escape their bubbles, with Luigi sacrificing his life to save Mario and Peach. Have Mario throw Peach onto one of the boxes and break one of them to give Peach a bit more space to work with. Climb to the blocks to recharge, then climb up to the seesaw. Get off the seesaw at the top of its arc and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climb you can by running at the beginning, then letting go of the run button just before Peach tires out. If you don’t pitifully slide down to your death, that means you made it to an off-screen ledge. Take another short break for the screen to catch up, then continue your ascent. This last bounce pad actually works with the touchscreen, THANK GOD, so get up to the area inside the crushers and wait for your chance when they are fully retracted to climb them.”
-Gamechamp3000
Highly underrated work
The definition of stress
Thank you.
The reason I come back to this video
@@Dal145 You're safe!
me watching for the 5th time:
Man, wonder if its possible...
SOO TRUE
Same
What no this isn’t my 10th time
Me watching for the 50th time:
*Pathetic*
Tgis is a good video
'so as long as you have enough lives you never have to worry about running out of cats'
-Gamechamp3000
@Shorddy _973 r/woooooooosh
Well they all have nine
@@robloxgamerxox don't be that guy
4 players each is cat so nine lives so... um 36 lives so 36 inifinity cats
"As long as you have _9_ lives" is what he should've said.
“You can throw yourself onto yourself”
Gamechamp3000
Owwies ensue
No
No
~
Epic JJ01 *faint moan from zarbon*
Everything in this video from 8:04 to 10:13 is pure art, I swear to god.
"Im glad you asked"
@Jimmy Jim I apologise on this cretin heretic's behalf for his sour, blasphemous language.
@@jimmyjim4165fuck
@@jimmyjim4165fuck I'm so fucking sorry
This was more stressful than Nintendo ever intended a Mario game to be.
What about The Lost Levels?
even... AMERICA AMCERICA
Mario Party would like to have a word...
Mario Party 1
"This challenge run is sadly ONLY about game mechanics and not a war against the fundamental idea of elevating one's self via leg movement" Gamechamp truly has such a ways with words
0:54 I forgive you. Your Fuzzy Time Mine run is legendary enough to make up for it
*Insert generic "A press" joke here*
*Insert generic parallel universe joke here*
HEY! YOUR THE GUY WHO SAID "An a press is an a press. You can't only say its half" on on of Panenkoek2012's videos
It must be annoying being known only for your A press comment.
Insert a press joke
“By now you’ll probably also want to restock on cats”
If that ain’t a mood
"Copyright infringes our god like cat powers"
I like that
10:56
I like your username
Super Mario 3D World: Captain Toad mode
True
Dab on dem woody
*CAT* -ain Toad?
DAB POLICE BOTCH -kills dabbing wood-
bup
Nintendo: We are breaking out our new Nintendo character, PRINCESS MACARONI AND CHEESE
lol
Yesssssssssssss
Wouldn't be surprised if Adventure Time had one of those. They had Hotdog Princess and Princess Bubblegum after all.
Macaroni and Cheese for Smash.
4:10
“Decently close shave with timer”
*One second left*
Now beat Punch Out without punching.
TheApoke how
r/woosh
lego878 what? How is that a woosh?
Because it's a joke about suggesting more and more impossible challenges.
Jam Usagi ah
I see
Can’t believe it’s actually possible. Hats off to you man.
Piano Man - Piano Covers
THE AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS BUT IT CANT BE THAT
Don't you mean....
CATS off to you? Eh? Get it?
puppylover 416 damnit i was gonna do that
puppylover 416 I was aslo going to say dat
*cats
“This run is absolutely catastrophic...”
Did you just...
Oh he just all right
AUGH!
HEHEHEHEEHH
Omg I love it
Why?
The teacher: how did you fail the test it’s wasn’t even confusing
The test: 8:33
So easy
Shut up Josuke H you had to have Jotaro kill me
Killer Queen you shut up you can’t even think on your own
Why is everyone telling everyone to shut up?
Weird dude
Did you just say "good meowning?"
i approve
I think this a purrfectly good comment
I think Super Mario 3D World is a *purrrfect* game
@Cat Mario Where where you in this jumpless run?
Too... many... cat puns
Love it comment
8:33, WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
X|O|O
O|X|X AHHH, UUUHHHH!!!!
X|O|X
Holiday Home I love myself a good spongebob reference
Yeah, that must have been hard, first odyesey with two controllers in one hand
wait........... do we have to wear pickle jars
I thought of Charles the French
@@thesaber903 same
10:51
"Your honor she said she was 17"
Jaki Moretti O H
OH NO
@@blueshell292 Well hey, 16 is legal in the UK.
XD
I don't get it
There is a way to see what counts as a jump. The Red/Blue panels. When you "JUMP" they switch. In 3d land, Wall jumps are jumps. If you add these to water levels, you could see if swimming is actually jumping
Wait so what about todette
@@TheOffside0423not in this game
Guys, I've realized something..
*IT'S THE WII U*
"TRIGERD" MY WII IS BROKEN BECAUSE I ALWAYS MOVE WHEN IM AFK
Yes it is I have one, its fun
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEA*
Its
THE WIIU
*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
AAAAAAAHHHHH
Next video: Can you beat Captain Toad Treasure Tracker without jumping?
Totally impossible
BlackHole360 r/woosh
OF COURSE NOT U FOOL! :P TOAD CAN ONLY JUMP, HE CANT JUST WALK! Im just kidding of course, to actually anwser, yes u can, the whole game revolves around him not being able to jump
Dan Henry whoooooooooooooooosh
Goosechild double woosh! of course he knows it's a joke. He even had the joke answer in the beginning.
You are...EXTREMELY dedicated to these challenges. But can you beat the wind waker without sailing
Imagine Wagons Yes you can actually! It's totally possible to just swim everywhere without a boat using a super swimming glitch, and that's actually how current world record speedrunners do it
The Blue Wizzrobe I know about the glitch however I figured there may be some points in the run where it wouldn't be able to help. Especially the temple that's basically all water however maybe I'm wrong and it would work everywhere
That gets skipped in the speedrun. I recommend watching one to see the power of some of the glitches, even in the HD remake!
Holy crap I was really confused and thought you were me for a second.
Dovahkiin Wagonborn Lmao
I like how some people posted endgame plot details online before the movie even came out, while VG myths puts a spoiler warning for a Mario game from 2013
Ikr, I wish everyone on the internet was this considerate with spoilers.
Worse than endgame spoilers
Time to pull out our secret weapon.
*Macaroni and Cheese*
OOOOHHH SHEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
yaa
*M A C A R O N I A N D C H E E S E*
i don't get it
@@zwhitbrad2148 thats what he (not she!) said in the video
At Nintendo:
Guy 1: okay, so we made the levels. Any more ideas?
Guy 2: did we make it possible to beat without jumps?
Guy 1: GENIUS! You're getting a promotion! Everyone else, you're fired.
Yep, that's probably exactly what happened.
TheReaLegorun I watch his videos a lot so chances are I saw that video, and forgot I saw it but remembered the basic joke. Or something like that
Lol
Seppen Obushidian
is that an odd1sout refference?
Logan D you just ruined the joke
What did we learn today?
Me: gamechamp is extremely lonely
gamer guy LOL
gamer guy true
gamer guy
gamer guy
gamer guy
can you beat Sonic 06 without encountering a single glitch?
Stolen Burrito that's impossible.
no you cannot.
not even gamechamp3000, the practical god of gaming challenges can't do that.
Speed Boom are you ok it seems like you fell on your head
Speed Boom You should seriously do a Let’s Play of that.
I want to see the game with as little glitches as possible.
Stolen Burrito honestly I played all of sonic story and I only encountered ONE glitch and that was my fault cause i was messing around in the sliver fight AFTER I had beaten it. So i dont get why people were whining so much and i never did manage to beat sliver or shadows since I found them too hard although I do want to someday
Who's up for 3D World + Bowser's Fury jumpless? I know I am.
Me
Yesss!! >:)
YESSSS
Omg yesss
How different exactly is it going to be?
Wait, you never proved that the _Captain Toad_ levels are possible jumpless!
r/wooosh
ladies and gentlemen, we got em
@@Lycandii if you knew it was a joke...
Why correct them?
-_-
Captain Toad can't jump...
IDIOT.
(this may get r/woooshed)
@@shadedcycle r/whooooooosh
8:32
When a class nerd answers a complicated math question
I read this just as he said it xD.
*I'M GLAD YOU ASKED*
Pretty much! :)
@@sinnycyn-cc WAIT HOW DID YOU FIND THIS COMMENT
As a nerd can confirm
Teacher: Ok class, this is important for the exam, attention please
My mind: 8:33
MYMIND!
I would like, but it's at 69.
Nice
@@arandompieceofinternettras6461 nice
A random piece of internet trash nice
My last 4 brain cells
I swear to God every single time I watch one of your videos it seems like it's an action movie
Anthony Perez *aN action movie
an*
Nintendo: New mechanic for levels; No jumping!
GameChamp3000: Am I a joke to you?
8:31
2 Years later and this is still the most complicated fast talking explanation
It's not too complicated. I managed to get it after 3 (hundred) attempts and probably only watched it 2 (0) times
Is it still intelligible at 2× speed?
@@dragonsswarm1987 Yes
Awesome. Now, beat Breath of The Wild without breathing.
Without Breathing in the Wild... make it slightly less impossible
Liam LaForest is this a whoosh or am i mistaken
Crazedtech It simultaneously is and isn't a joke.
Beat Breath of the Wild without using any weapons.
Dwayne Parsons you cant
Aren't u able to pop the bubbles with the game pad because.......
It's the Wii U
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH!
Kham_And_Chesse _ no you can’t ;-; I have one and have the game so oof
@@mmoonz_z I actually have tried it. It actually works.
Also you can climb a wall under the bubble
I can't wait for the eventual episode of VG Myths that is "can you live without breathing"
But... what counts as breathing?
The Gaming Lion ah shit call the semantic police
David Franco *S E M A N T I C S*
you could go the rest of your life without breathing, but it would just be a lot shorter
SirRilic In what Game
You said a VG myth VG stands for Video Games
I see the person who did the English subtitles had some fun with it.
How do?
So*
@@viviblue7277 They were funny, but it isn't anymore.
@@RuleroftheSandcastle aww
@@RuleroftheSandcastle sad day in the game champ community
Fun fact:
Jumping was invented when thomas jump tried to stand twice
True story.
Not true. When I googled "Thomas Jump" i couldn't find anything on it.
T-Bird you’re an idiot
Says the person with the username "Flomp Mc Domp"!
T-Bird yes, the person with the name flomp mc domp said that you’re an idiot
I wonder what Nintendo was thinking when making that fuzzy time mine level. “Oh this’ll be a fun unique level, won’t be too hard.”
It isn't really that hard if you could jump
A dude who don meyk vids That’s the point.
It just blows my mind, like, what were they thinking?
Keep going into AVGN gear, gotta tone it down...
The water version in World Flower gave me and my brother so much trouble when we first played the game.
TheAdvertisement I like how everyone complains that Mario games are too easy but then
“I’m so sorry Henry”
Dear lord
I love that reference
@@glitchy7152 late explainer dude here. It's a Mario Meme referencing the video Sm64 - watch for rolling rocks - 0,5 a presses (commentated) by pannenkoek2012. Srsly check it out it's hilarious and amazing kind of like these VG-Myth Videos.
the clip of her saying "macaroni and cheese" is one of those little things in life that everyone should appreciate
Her?
@@senzasmentalissues474 yea, her pronouns are she/they
@@Aeroezz no, Gamechamps pronouns are she/they, check the “about” page
@@Aeroezz literally, check the goddamn about page it literally says “non binary (She/they please :)”
@@Aeroezz no, they’re non binary with she/they pronouns
-VG Myths Can You Beat Captain Toad Without Jumping-
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I was legit about to say that lol
BayLaugh Animations wothout toad?
No. It’s impossible.
Can you beat captain toad without turnips?
Wait nvm, level 2
11:50 *what are you looking at toad?*🤔
Something peachy
An ass
en jevel no cussing
Bc Gacha P Just asking, when was no cursing an official rule for RUclips?
Not Exactly A Human Being I’m 8 and quite
Wait. Can’t you pop a bubble using the OHHHHH ITS A WII U
I tried it and you can’t. But you CAN use a character climbing onto a wall and up it to pop a character without jumping.
Hmm you have a point. But you have to trigger that action using the jump button
Wait
You my friend are just pure genius
you can use the touch screen
5:56 "letting us safely murder everyone"
5:53
Coming off next episode,
*Can You Beat Real Life Without Breathing?*
jack171380 isnt beating real life dieing? Oh, this is gonna be easy, just take a newborn and take away all oxygen.
Pi is the best babies don't die they speed run life.
Now ima have to delete my comment
Does a tracheostomy count?
jack171380 no you cannot
Now do Champion's Road without jumping.
Voltage21 ohgawd
He does a bit at the end SOMEHOW
Yeah I’d want to see the later levels
Voltage21 it’s impossible...no joke...I’m gonna be proved wrong...
There were 69 likes. “We’re” AHAHAHAHA I’m sorry I had to do it.
This video's beautiful. Thank you!
how
Hmmmm, ITS A GAME WHERE YOU JIMP AND YOU DONT HAVE A HAT
Teacher: Ok students, let's socialize the test to see the right answers!
Also Teacher: 8:33
Everyone lost that exam...
i wonder who this guy is
Now you should try to complete Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker without jum... Oh wait
😂
Playing that without jumping is impossible
UMM YEAH
disliked....... but liked Leandro’s comment.
don’t pretend I don’t know what that game is.
I wasn’t expecting it to actually be possible
You could've tapped the bubble o. The gamepad
Hahahaha
He must have forgotten that the game is on the Wii U
You can’t. He stremed the final boss and said that you can’t pop the bubbles.
Courage Bot worked 4 me
Chandler Kristoff it doesn’t count as a jump though :)
10:25 You: Try this impossibly hard level
Me: I rather be arrested by the police.
7:12 Official Gamechamp Floor and Wii U box reveal. We already had a hand reveal.
Courage Bot time for the nose reveal
Voice reveal at 200k
Hair reveal coming soon
oh my god
credit card number review
Next Video: Can you beat Captain Toad without jumping?
*Oh wait*
No whoos, ok? 😅
You have fallen for the classical blunder r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
CAPTAIN TOAD CANNOT EVEN JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!
@@nowausa1 r/woooosh
It’s easy
This is something I've done before and it's made me love the game so much more for how creatively you can get through it, so...
*The Wind Waker without the Sword*
Mind you, this isn't _actually_ possible. The final boss alone does not take damage from anything other than the sword. However, seeing what you can do to get the sword usage down as low as possible would be really fun to see in a video! The biggest surprise to me was how one has to fight the bosses. I'd love to see your reactions to that!
... and we now officially have a Wind Waker myth to save for later. Super arigatou. B]
phantom ganon will be a problem as well, I have tested (he doesn't take damage fron the ordon sword either)
I don't believe you can beat most Zelda Games swordless, since usually Ganon requires swinging the Master Sword to kill
Fun fact: At first, I didn't know I could attack Gohma with the sword, I would just throw the grappling hook in its eye over and over again
3:54 jokes on you i don't have 1000 or more ATK
Impressive.
FOOL I SACRIFICE 1000 LIFE POINTS TO ACTIVATE MY SEVEN TOOLS OF THE BANDIT TO SAVE MY DARK MAGICIAN
When you can't travel to a parallel universe so you become a god instead
Gamechamp: alright lets make a vid can you beat mario 3d world without jumping
*Captain Toad wants to know your location*
4:03 ‘Littered with cats’. LITTERED. Like cat litter? ;)
12:15 this challenge was *CAT*-astrophic
Haha
-how do I delete someone else’s comment?-
BeastMode Fox yeah
It's group of cats is called a Litter so it works either way
me when i'm planning a gym battle in Pokemon: 8:33
That's not funny
Conner who asked.
Austin good joke
The result: doesn't work
Lol
The result : gym leader spams full restores
So... Luigi wins 3D World by being carried around by a blue toad?
Luigi always wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing
VG Myths: Can you play as Waluigi in Smash Ultimate?
Miis
👌
ok, this should be obvious that miis don't count
mods
8:33 When you raise your hand at school and get the question wrong, but someone else raises their hand.
WiiU classes
0:00
“Good meowning everybody”
Me: but it’s night-
and thats why failboats old intro was good morning good night or good afternoon depending on your time zone
yeah
@@oshenrandall2203 what if it's evening or noon?
Complete capitan toad without jumping.
So basically play the game
dog cat gamers
Yes. That is the joke.
dog cat gamers I gave up on level 1
so hard omg
Impossible in the first level there's a bottomless pit.
So now every level is a Captain Toad level it looks like.
Well, a Captain Toad level with cats...
Is that mostly why he chose Toad?
Actually, I think he chose Toad because Toad is the fastest character and the strongest character in the game. However, he's also the worst jumper, which is only a limitation on any other type of playthrough.
**We need to stock up on cats**
The great words of an 80 year old
Fuzzy Time Mine was already my favorite level in the game. This video made me love it even more.
10:58
"NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ME!"
It’s actually 10:56
@@alanfam1263 rude
@@Imhungry36 Shut. Stop spamming.
@@pierrederonet8478 how is that rude?
What a reference
I could hardly beat 6-7 fuzzy time mine with jumps, idk how you managed to do it without. Good on ya
entering four player mode at the exact moment the level begins make tode enter his bottle hold up on peaches controler with your pinky while you take another controler to take mario throw luigi to safety kill the goomba then throw the peach on the wall shift your hands so you control peaches movement with one hand and your other hand is free to press mario and luigis buble balloon at exactly 381 on the timer abuse a little in depth in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with peach the bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken and wont activate by a touchscreen so instead we need to abuse a quark in a game physics when onto the crusher just before its fully retracted this causes peach to go airborn rather then walking down the little slope giving just barely enough height to lach onto the wall at the seesaw player is super stressfull waiting until 345 at which toad finaly escapes and has just enough time to use his high stress to get peach high enough to grab the wall past the first cloud allowing you to climb past the second you will have exactly one moment to relax before entencialy duming yourself within the above death trap suprise plottwist right in the neck of time mario and luigi escape their bubles with luigi sacrifising his time to save mario and peach have mario throw peach on top of the boxes and break one of them to give peach a little more space to work with on top of the block to reach high to reacharge then grab onto the wall then climb up to the seesaw get of the seesaw at the top of it and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climbing can by running at the beggining then letting go of the jump button just before peach tires out if you dont pititfully slide down that means you made it onto an ofscreen ledge take an another short break for the screen to catch up then continue your assand this last bounce pad actualy works with the touchscreen thank god so get up to the area inside the crushers waiting for your chance when they are fully retracted to climg up to them after that ultimatly dissterfull assult on your brain requaring samotesmoius use of four controlers you will finaly discover that everything you just did was completly pointless and you are dumed take a couple seconds to reflect on the meaningless of exsisntence as the death you spend soo much time avoiding finaly naah im just kidding you are safe
I spend 20 minutes making this lol i have no life
hhh first-
Second
Mario game ever seems to have been (not Super) Mario Bros.
(Slight speed-up) Enter in 4 player mode, at the exact moment level begins, make Toad enter his bubble,
hold up on Peach's controller with your pinky, while using another controller to make Mario throw Luigi to safety.
Kill the Goomba, then throw Peach on to the wall.
Shift your hand, so that you control Peach's movement with one hand,
and your other hand free to press Mario and Luigi's bubble buttons at exactly 381 on the timer.
Abuse the little indent in the wall to get up to the first crusher area with Peach.
The bounce pad is dumb and stupid and broken, and won't activate via touch screen,
so instead we need to abuse a quirk in the game's physics.
Run on to the crusher just before it's fully retracted.
This causes Peach to go airborne rather than walking down the little slope, giving just barely enough height to latch on to the wall.
At the seesaw, play a super stressful waiting game until 345,
at which point Toad finally escapes and has just enough time to use his high strength stat to get Peach high
enough to grab the wall past the first cloud, allowing her to climb past the second.
You will have exactly one moment to relax before intentionally dooming yourself within the above death trap.
*Surprise plot twist* right in the nick of time Mario and Luigi escape their bubbles,
with Luigi sacrificing his life to save Mario and Peach. [RIP LUIGI]
Have Mario throw Peach onto the boxes and break one of them to give Peach a bit more space to work with.
Climb to the blocks to recharge, then climb up to the seesaw.
Get off the seesaw at the top of its arc and get the absolute most possible distance out of the climb you can
by running at the beginning, then letting go of the run button just before Peach tires out.
If you don't pitifully slide down to your death, that means you made it to an off-screen ledge. [YAY!]
Take another short break for the screen to catch up, then continue your ascent.
(Normal speed) This last bounce pad actually works with the touch screen, THANK GOD,
so get up to the area inside the crushers and wait for your chance when they are fully retracted to climb them.
After that, ultimately stressful assault on your brain,
requiring simultaneous use of 4 controllers,
You'll finally discover that everything you just did was completely pointless
and you are DOOMED!
Take a couple seconds to reflect on the meaninglessness of existence
as the death you spend so long avoiding
finally
*chuckle*
NAH I'M KIDDING!
You're safe!
I did this in much less time because i used the captions
Antoś Guziński z
I spent twenty minutes reading it 😂
8:09 me: this level is impossible without jumping
8:35: *Its big brain time*
You are an absolute madman and it is wonderful
Gamechamp: "Good *Meowning* everybody"
Me: *pauses the game*
Also me: .....whyyy....?
"GameChamp3000Sucks"
"GameChamp3000SucksSucks"
*Top 10 Anime Battles*
GameChamp3000SucksSucksSucks
*Top 10 secret anime villians*
GameChamp3000SucksSucksRules
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
*Gamechamp3000sucksSucksSucksSucks*
Top 10 anime Fourth wall breaks.
GameChamp3000SucksSucksSucksSucksSucksSucks Top 10 Anime Villains that killed the main character with ease
You guys suck man
"good meowning everybody"
-_-
11:50
WTF HOW LUCKY DID YOU GET
THE DEVS KNOW
IT FEELS LIKE A SCENE FROM A MOVIE LMAO
Legit how long did it take for you to just get audio for Fuzzy Time Mine without tripping on your words?
I will guess, 5893267 years. ON THE SPOTT!
he sped it up
don't r/woooosh me
i can talk quickly without tripping on my words
betrayal...
@Dovahkiin Dragonborn Fus Ro Dah!
*Skyrim trailer intensifies*
So captain toad with power ups?
How had this no replies
Catptain toad
Catpain
keknation it’s a cat pun
moana characters just now a thing that it's captain toad
Nobody:
Gamechamp: I can play games with my hands and feet at the same tine
-Shit this part seems impossible-
-without jumping, runs over guys- hey guys. this is on the Wii U. the gamepad has *touch controls*
I have watched so many “no jump” “no pressing this button” and similar videos of yours I was genuinely convinced (even if only for a few minutes) that I could not go make myself a drink because that involved moving 😂
Oscar theCheshireCat that’s actually so funny, I was opening a granola bar and thought, “well here’s our first challenge as we need to eat this without chewing”
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It’s........The Wii U,
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH............
Yeah!!!!
I like the Wii u
8:33
Me explaining what complicated machine I built
12:17 ugh really? Cat puns?! Good thing I could paws in time!
I thought u hated them. that's just prrr-fect
*Sits on chair* Ahhh... The comforts of life. *Looks at comment* NOOOOOOO!!! THERE ARE BAD PUNS EVERYWHERE... What a CATaclysm...
U guys r pawsome
Yeah this was way harder than Odyssey.
Odyssey was literally impossible without semantic-ing the word "jump" beyond the point of having any meaning anymore.
No Odyssey was highly possible with no jump, the game had an official counter that could tell you what was and wasn't a jump in this game some levels are flat line impossible and would ruin the whole run if they weren't on cross-sections.
If the onscreen prompt says you're jumping, then you're jumping, no matter what the magic counter hidden away where nobody cares about it says.
CaptHayfever if nobody cared what it said, no jump, wouldn't be a respected category.
In a game where the very first action you take is explicitly labeled a jump, there shouldn't BE a "no jump" category.
Run idea: 3d world...
Without the catsuit.
This may seem easy to you but trust me, this run has ruined me. Every climbing star, every cat goomba...
The rules are simple: Don't grab a bell, and if you do, get rid of it immediately. As a bonus challenge, no tanuki suit.
Hint: many moons that require a small wall climb are obtainable with a wall jump with a 'shroom. If all else fails, use Luigi to get height. Also, the fire flower is your best friend.
Have fun- I didn't.
Many... Moons?
Why did you say moon, and what did you actually mean?
@@dexiedoo_octo he means green star the man is stupid
@@Droub_ alright, ya don't have to be mean.
@@Droub_ no he's used to oddesy (I know I didn't spell it right, I well never spell it right, shut it.)
Stars, not moons, also you gave a hint, so LESS CHALLENGE, but still a very creative idea
4:39 I am currently making Macaroni and Cheese.
At first I was skeptical and said to myself oh this has to be clickbait. And then I realized crap you can beat it without jumping
Some Ideas:
Can you beat Sonic 06 without encountering any glitches?
Can you beat Sonic Boom without getting eye cancer?
Can you beat Sonic Lost World without losing faith in Sonic’s future?
Can you beat Sonic Mania without gaining faith in Sonic’s future?
Can you beat Sonic without running?
...I wanna tell you something...IT'S NO USE!
06 Glitchless is impossible. Knuckles and Rouge Glue Wall makes sure of it.
Can you beat Sonic Colours without experiencing pure joy?
*Studio 2* Yes.
Just squeeze lemons into one eye and really itchy stuff in the other, snap rat traps on your nipples, and put your testicles in a pain machine that activates in random intervals of time, and finally, have the people you love most held hostage with a chance of dying. Once you beat the game, everyone will be free and you will have all of your pain contraptions removed. So you better get to playing.
And that is how you beat Sonic Colors without experiencing pure joy :)
- Probably not
- Yes
- Yes
- Yes
- No
8:33 When you have no friends to tell them this complicated explanation liek if u cri evrytiem;-;
8:33 Write it down 😅
I tried watching this at 2x speed. *I couldn’t understand a single word
Urijah Armstrong I made out “thank god”
U can have 4 controllers
6:20 Doesn't work unless you cut yourself in half (really cruel, I know)