Tom Segura - Going Blind: Ep 105 | Bottom Of The Tank

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  • Опубликовано: 26 фев 2021
  • Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank celebrated its 10th year this week & with a decade worth of interviews, we decided to take a deep dive into the tank...to the goddamn bottom of it! We’re releasing Ari's entire back catalog of audio-only Skeptic Tank episodes onto RUclips.
    This eclectic catalog contains 350 episodes that will come to life & evolve in Skeptic Tank’s own version (and homage to) ‪@LofiGirl‬'s lofi Girl. Welcome to Bottom Of The Tank.
    Starting it off is Episode 105: Going Blind With ‪@tomsegura‬, recorded in March 2013. Ari visits Tom at his Malibu Beach house where they have a straight best bros talk all about jerking off. And ‪@tomsegura‬ mentions his penis has a 'turkey gobble'.
    👉 Tom has 4 ‪@netflixisajoke‬ comedy specials, check out his 'Best Of' here: • Best Of: Tom Segura | ...
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    Hugh McKinnon - @by.hugh - Illustration
    Matt Price - @madebyprice - Animation
    Chris B. - @purplestorkmedia - LoFi Ari Concept
    Colin O’Neil - Intro Montage
    Steve Torelli - @Torellipics - Show Poster
    Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing
    Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Audio
    Becky Rodriguez - remember2behappy.com - Production
    Music
    "Ari Shaffir Owns This Song"
    Pepper Goins - Rushmore Podcast - Writer
    Raelyn Nelson - @raelynnelsonband - Singer
    “Copyright”
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    Krohn Studios - Writer/Singer
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    In homage to @ChilledCow’s “Lofi Girl”
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Комментарии • 102

  • @55fab
    @55fab 3 года назад +12

    2013 Ari... "I hate when people dose each other. 2020 Ari......😅

  • @Craprat
    @Craprat 3 года назад +59

    “I hate when people dose each other” -Ari The Great

    • @zeropanzer66
      @zeropanzer66 3 года назад +1

      Redban is always doing that

    • @Lumbardh84
      @Lumbardh84 3 года назад +1

      Aged like a fine wine..2013 was a great year

    • @FreePercussion
      @FreePercussion 3 года назад +1

      @@AgendaInMind This may be the most irrational thing I've ever read.

  • @charlie-uy4tg
    @charlie-uy4tg 3 года назад +7

    "i hate when ppl dose each other" might e the quote of this century

  • @joopjam
    @joopjam 3 года назад +18

    Ari’s animation looks like he’s going through withdrawals

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 3 года назад

      That bird though!

  • @undertowpull
    @undertowpull 3 года назад +12

    "I hate it when people dose each other" - Ari Shaffir 31:45 "Wait WHAT?!?" -Big Jay Oakerson

  • @BozAwesome
    @BozAwesome 3 года назад +18

    31:48 BAHAHAHAHA
    "I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DOSE EACH OTHER, iM aLl AbOuT DoSaGeS" - air

    • @drdeviant8365
      @drdeviant8365 3 года назад +2

      That's hilarious. It's Ari before he turned heel

    • @FreePercussion
      @FreePercussion 3 года назад +1

      To be fair, he did give Bert an appropriate and conservative dose.

  • @saullandiof5768
    @saullandiof5768 2 года назад +7

    wow I thought that was a bit, but i guess in 2013 people really hadn't heard of airbnb

  • @nmoore2586
    @nmoore2586 3 года назад +11

    Anyone else get this song stuck in their head after hearing?

    • @johnd2149
      @johnd2149 3 года назад +4

      Don’t even think of the song in ur mind it’s owned by ari

    • @HomicidalApe
      @HomicidalApe 3 года назад +1

      Yep, I purposely skip it now. TOO CATCHY!

    • @Kaprainirish
      @Kaprainirish 3 года назад

      Wait, who owns this song?
      What song is owned by Aaaaari Shaffir?

    • @elizabethmahoney6228
      @elizabethmahoney6228 3 года назад

      Starting a class action...

  • @allstopblue5717
    @allstopblue5717 2 года назад +1

    Holy fucking shit. “Just dont wash that part so long next time son” bahahah goddamn I laughed so hard at that

  • @JelenK
    @JelenK 3 года назад +5

    I remember exactly where I was when I heard this for the first time. This sent me back in time to 2013 at moments.

  • @doc_holliday_1851
    @doc_holliday_1851 3 года назад +5

    Dude, this animation with all the gobbling
    bless the maker..

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 3 года назад +6

    Hilarious how ari just stares through the window at that man in the chair the whole time

  • @JustForLaughesMaNn
    @JustForLaughesMaNn 2 года назад +1

    The turkey gobbler in the window was an amazing touch lol. #4StrokeGang

  • @cia834
    @cia834 2 года назад +6

    14:15 to skip intro

    • @ImJake50
      @ImJake50 2 года назад

      Thank you

    • @allstopblue5717
      @allstopblue5717 2 года назад +1

      Why would you skip the intro? Ari is the shit

  • @jubbyquarkret4262
    @jubbyquarkret4262 3 года назад +3

    The chair ari makes me feel like I'm on acid

  • @maxl1945
    @maxl1945 2 года назад +2

    Lol i listened to this when it came out

  • @wizardadam8413
    @wizardadam8413 3 года назад +9

    i heard ari doesn't even own the song.

  • @Kaprainirish
    @Kaprainirish 3 года назад +6

    Actually really interesting to listen to podcasts from years ago. We’d all love more and stuff from 8 years ago is new and fresh again

  • @Joshayyy
    @Joshayyy 2 года назад +1

    Best ep

  • @Justin-nr1mj
    @Justin-nr1mj 3 года назад +3

    What a fucking awesome episode to revisit.

  • @calemitchell5764
    @calemitchell5764 3 года назад +4

    *gets notification* me: “oh yea, automatic download”

  • @Chadhogan111
    @Chadhogan111 3 года назад +9

    14:17 Interview starts

  • @saucenflow
    @saucenflow 3 года назад +2

    im too high atm cant look away from the turkey

  • @bombero1190
    @bombero1190 3 года назад +2

    31:48 😂😂😂😂💩

  • @nathanhudson1717
    @nathanhudson1717 3 года назад

    Dude,I'm krumming so hard

  • @muffintopnomo8790
    @muffintopnomo8790 2 года назад +1

    The only power I have over it is being too lazy or too tired

  • @Mr_Pickles_
    @Mr_Pickles_ 3 года назад +1

    Hell yes.

  • @dylanstevens2410
    @dylanstevens2410 3 года назад +2

    Holy fuck I have that same exact bottle of Jergens

  • @FlatrockFlatheads
    @FlatrockFlatheads 3 года назад +3

    wow, they called it, Ralphie and Patrice... RIP

  • @davidcagle920
    @davidcagle920 3 года назад

    So cool to know ari survived eating poisoned baby food

  • @solo3080
    @solo3080 3 года назад +1

    Love this Ari

  • @sleggarlaw4740
    @sleggarlaw4740 3 года назад +3

    tommy buns

  • @dylanwatkins1019
    @dylanwatkins1019 3 года назад

    2013?

  • @jimbosliceatlanta
    @jimbosliceatlanta 3 года назад

    31:55 lol, Bart is fart

  • @clevermissfox
    @clevermissfox 2 года назад +2

    Why is there blood on the toilet paper in this animation?

    • @allstopblue5717
      @allstopblue5717 2 года назад

      It’s always there homie. Lol

    • @rubendam
      @rubendam 2 года назад +1

      Because of Ari's hemorrhoids i guess.

  • @MichaelLaFrance1
    @MichaelLaFrance1 3 года назад +3

    I watched the video.

  • @davidblanck4131
    @davidblanck4131 3 года назад +1

    Yo all sure called Ralphie. Sadly.... Also, glad Ryan Sickler pulled through.

  • @grrmtthgrrmtth3000
    @grrmtthgrrmtth3000 3 года назад

    Water Champ

  • @PmMidnight
    @PmMidnight 3 года назад +1

    How the hell didn't the other guy know what air bnb was🤣🤣

    • @JWB671
      @JWB671 3 года назад +1

      The show is nearly ten years old dude...

    • @PmMidnight
      @PmMidnight 3 года назад +1

      @@JWB671 I ain't even know it was a show lol I thought he was talking about the air bnb where rent your house like a hotel

    • @Gunmumu
      @Gunmumu 3 года назад +1

      @@PmMidnight yeah the podcast was from 2013, it says it in the description and at the top of the video. I had to remind myself when Ari was talking about being against dosing people knowing what happened to Bert and Big Jay lmao.

    • @PmMidnight
      @PmMidnight 3 года назад

      @@Gunmumu oh shit good looking. I did not see that 😅

    • @PmMidnight
      @PmMidnight 3 года назад

      @@JWB671 thanks for the clarification 😂

  • @fouramalex9584
    @fouramalex9584 3 года назад

    Best intro lines ever

  • @prmonster
    @prmonster 3 года назад

    Midwest dates

  • @aaronbreh2002
    @aaronbreh2002 3 года назад +3

    Ari "I hate when people dose each other" Shaffir

  • @WulfgangGott
    @WulfgangGott 3 года назад +3

    I got out of jury duty by claiming I was in a cult

  • @clattypat
    @clattypat 3 года назад

    I fucking love your comedy ser. The level of no fucks given you deliver is hilarious ser. Bravo 👏.

  • @dankoni
    @dankoni 3 года назад +3

    it was ADORABLE how you gave an in depth, step by step description of edging, yet you didn't know it already had a name and seemed to think you invented the practice 🤭😍😘

    • @FlatrockFlatheads
      @FlatrockFlatheads 3 года назад

      this was an old ass recording.. 420 is on a tuesday in 2021 not the weekend like they were talking about.

    • @dankoni
      @dankoni 3 года назад

      @@FlatrockFlatheads i'm aware it's old. why is that relevant?

    • @FlatrockFlatheads
      @FlatrockFlatheads 3 года назад

      @@dankoni because 8 years ago the term edging wasnt much of a known thing like it is today. If he had said it today your comment would be on point.

    • @dankoni
      @dankoni 3 года назад +1

      @@FlatrockFlatheads maybe not as known, but certainly known and all over the internet 🤷 but i see your point

    • @FlatrockFlatheads
      @FlatrockFlatheads 3 года назад +1

      @@dankoni He didnt even know what airBnB was. lol

  • @sernastyle
    @sernastyle 3 года назад +2

    Ari explains to Tom what AirBnB is.

    • @MrDallascowboysfan88
      @MrDallascowboysfan88 3 года назад

      This episode is like 7 years old, Air BNB was still fairly new

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 3 года назад

    Damn, no cool zoom video? I’ll have to wait to listen to this until I get a job

  • @daveyhavok1708
    @daveyhavok1708 3 года назад +1

    The artist thought ari was Brody stevens.

  • @nathankiefer9323
    @nathankiefer9323 3 года назад +3

    14:10 for Tommy buns

  • @caspercapitolcyoung1551
    @caspercapitolcyoung1551 2 года назад

    YESSS MY GF PASSED OUT ON ME 1 TIME WHEN WE WERE DRINKING N I TOOK IT AS BLAYTON DISRESPECT & SMASHED A SHOT GLASS N CUT MY FACE WITH IT... IM 8 YRS SOBER N STILL CANT FIND THE LOGIC IN IT BUT🤷

  • @tobyfunk6858
    @tobyfunk6858 3 года назад

    20 fucking grams!?!?!? Holy fucking fuck...

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox 2 года назад

      Rhat's like 6 beginner doses!! 3 doses for a more intermediate user. That dude was tripping balls no doubt about it

  • @BozAwesome
    @BozAwesome 3 года назад +6

    cant believe you associate with Tod. Subscription reconsidered, seriously

  • @kylebenhart3929
    @kylebenhart3929 3 года назад +3

    This has to be old as shit.

    • @ShortLongBones
      @ShortLongBones 3 года назад

      2013

    • @quantumperception
      @quantumperception 3 года назад

      Right? Because he talks about being against dosing people, but apparently he's gotten over that since...

  • @landonwesterman2039
    @landonwesterman2039 3 года назад +3

    guests used to be alot better lol

  • @caxm666
    @caxm666 3 года назад +1

    #bertisfat

  • @HomicidalApe
    @HomicidalApe 3 года назад +2

    Eww standup shop talk at the end. YUCK! BLECH!

  • @shinjukucalling763
    @shinjukucalling763 3 года назад +1

    Don't like Tom but I'll listen I guess