HoneyDew #55 | Tom Segura

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @ianscott1155
    @ianscott1155 5 лет назад +803

    Sickler's laugh reminds me that happiness is imminent.

    • @bender8784
      @bender8784 5 лет назад +12

      Funches better watch his throne

    • @bryanstiener1535
      @bryanstiener1535 5 лет назад +2

      i don't get that. of course you can't laugh without being happy, it's kind of impossible. like not blinking when sneezing.

    • @ClaireDCoaching
      @ClaireDCoaching 5 лет назад +6

      Bryan Stiener yeah but some people get more enjoyment out of jokes etc. Ryan’s laugh makes me so happy because I also have a distinctive honk so I feel less alone lol

    • @rexrob.88
      @rexrob.88 5 лет назад +2

      Dude I have to listen to it at low volume I’m my headphones because of his laugh.

    • @CitrusFarmer710
      @CitrusFarmer710 5 лет назад +4

      It is identical to Lee Syatt’s laugh.

  • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
    @IloveGorgeousGeorge 5 лет назад +1008

    I wish i had a job where one of my best friends was also my boss and also was Tom Segura.

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 5 лет назад +132

      But that means you'll eventually either be a victim or an accomplice

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 5 лет назад +4

      @@chrism45 😂😂

    • @shoonger001
      @shoonger001 5 лет назад +19

      @@IloveGorgeousGeorge 50/50 I like those odds.

    • @21AdamA
      @21AdamA 5 лет назад +18

      My best friend is my boss but he's just Blake :(

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog 5 лет назад +5

      imagine being tom's doctor

  • @Kings_Crossing
    @Kings_Crossing 5 лет назад +389

    When you're featherin' it brother!

  • @bridge7425
    @bridge7425 4 года назад +239

    Toms most painful moment is not the tailbone impact anymore lmao

    • @Sjm23_
      @Sjm23_ 2 года назад +10

      didnt age well 😂

    • @zacharybouthillier6182
      @zacharybouthillier6182 2 года назад +5

      I was scrolling for that comment so bad😭😂

    • @Cyge240sx
      @Cyge240sx 2 года назад +2

      fucking dark! Love it

    • @qmathew9900
      @qmathew9900 2 года назад +1

      Explain?

    • @wokkawicklo
      @wokkawicklo 2 года назад

      @@qmathew9900 the song about" every kiss begins with k" well the singer should have sung every rape begins with r

  • @MoyesinDahoud
    @MoyesinDahoud 5 лет назад +235

    When Tommy Buns is a guest on any podcast I turn into a telescope 🔭

    • @sthomasond
      @sthomasond 4 года назад +8

      Hes known as being a funny person but his storytelling abilities are also top notch

    • @sethbaus
      @sethbaus Год назад

      Top notch comment.

  • @jordanprewit4164
    @jordanprewit4164 5 лет назад +19

    I can honestly say that the episodes with Tom and Sickler are becoming my favorite of the whole YMH Podcasts. Keep’ em coming guys!

  • @Blastycat
    @Blastycat 5 лет назад +30

    Tom’s laugh is the best. It always makes me smile.

  • @a.foster199
    @a.foster199 5 лет назад +108

    It’s cool to hear about how Tom and Burt met, didn’t realize it was in a rehab facility though.

  • @lukebmajesty2010
    @lukebmajesty2010 5 лет назад +51

    Man this is a great podcast, -Marlo

  • @GGRS
    @GGRS 5 лет назад +20

    Ryan's rooster-call laugh is iconic

  • @zmitchell15
    @zmitchell15 5 лет назад +37

    Any time I see Sickle Cell and Tommy Buns together, I turn into a telescope. SueWoo

  • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
    @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 5 лет назад +124

    I loved the part when Tom said “you gotta follow proto,” and Blueban was dying laughing. Ryan has no clue what was so funny. 😂

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 5 лет назад +8

      1:11:50

    • @xironedgex77
      @xironedgex77 5 лет назад +6

      When feds dont follow proto I turn into a telescope.

    • @iimmannii
      @iimmannii 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @nickchezum1088
      @nickchezum1088 5 лет назад +1

      Read this comment literally as he said it haha high and tight

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 5 лет назад +1

      I actually said it WITH him right after he said the word protocol. I can’t hear that word anymore without saying some version of not following PROTO!

  • @Kevinduzit760
    @Kevinduzit760 5 лет назад +34

    "This was a good warning I should have paid attention to" "what the first one" 😂😂

  • @nathaniellange9526
    @nathaniellange9526 5 лет назад +66

    Tom segura after blacking out on GHB:
    “IlL FuCkInG dO iT aGaIn”

  • @colejewell
    @colejewell 5 лет назад +18

    “You gotta follow proto” was so well snuck in there. Had me rolling

  • @Nick-ep5uu
    @Nick-ep5uu 5 лет назад +133

    Tom sounds just like his dad when he gets excited.

    • @Yungtacosss
      @Yungtacosss 5 лет назад +2

      Calling it now when Tom is around 50 years old he'll be exactly the same as his dad! lol

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 2 года назад +3

      Aww R.I.P Top Dog 😢

  • @commentetiquettestudent1788
    @commentetiquettestudent1788 5 лет назад +302

    Why does it make me happy when I see Tom or Christina wearing teddy fresh?

    • @GasStationSushiiii
      @GasStationSushiiii 5 лет назад +47

      Real friends rep their friends shit

    • @travishunt4927
      @travishunt4927 5 лет назад +26

      teddy fresh is lame

    • @turbo682
      @turbo682 5 лет назад +15

      Because you need to go outside more often.

    • @blankspace0000
      @blankspace0000 5 лет назад +15

      He looks good in it

    • @WagonerVT
      @WagonerVT 5 лет назад +2

      Dink Fam that was a shite insult lmao

  • @HighJackPlays
    @HighJackPlays 5 лет назад +92

    Ryan sickler's laugh keeps me coming back to the honey dew.

  • @CreepinJesusC
    @CreepinJesusC 5 лет назад +18

    Every kiss begins with Kay has haunted my dreams since childhood.

  • @garymolina2576
    @garymolina2576 4 года назад +236

    The tailbone being the most pain he was is, did not age well

    • @masonbillenstein4917
      @masonbillenstein4917 4 года назад +13

      I'm so pissed that I got beat to this joke

    • @stevealleman9206
      @stevealleman9206 3 года назад +10

      It's also weird now to notice all the times he pronounced 'won' like 'wahn.' And as he has said, no one ever said anything to him about how r-worded it sounds.

    • @adamhoisington9761
      @adamhoisington9761 3 года назад +1

      I love it, right when I got to that part was going to comment... lmao

    • @nine182
      @nine182 2 года назад

      @@stevealleman9206 Accents exist

  • @8Djoshh
    @8Djoshh 5 лет назад +12

    Sickler and Lee Syatt laughing together would be funny

    • @CaptFreedumb
      @CaptFreedumb 4 года назад +1

      Lol Ricky Gervais as well. Ear splitting!

    • @avidlyathena
      @avidlyathena 3 года назад

      There's an episode of The Church with Lee, Ryan and Joey!

  • @Ramboskates85
    @Ramboskates85 5 лет назад +126

    **gets done swimming**
    “Go shower”
    “But I just got out the pool...”
    Is this bert or Ryan running this interview?!

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 3 года назад

      Bro he grew up without parents I would think the same thing lmao

  • @FBcruzz
    @FBcruzz 5 лет назад +4

    I feel like I'm learning so much about Tom here, he doesn't usually go into this much detail about himself. keep them coming!

  • @doncelio6452
    @doncelio6452 4 года назад +5

    Nobody’s podcast makes me laugh like when y’all get together. Love the content!

  • @biggiesmalls7939
    @biggiesmalls7939 3 года назад +2

    12:52 , that next 10 seconds is probably the closest ive been to pissing my pants from laughing. legendary line

  • @schmo2109
    @schmo2109 5 лет назад +2

    “Twice...you don’t wanna fuck em twice” hahaha how did no one laugh at that? I was dying 😂

  • @chaw1032
    @chaw1032 5 лет назад +9

    Wow. It's amazing how one evening can affect your entire life on that kind of level. Crazy deep cut from Ryan.

  • @ActiveProfitRR
    @ActiveProfitRR 5 лет назад +4

    Sicklers laugh will forever make me smile

  • @guelphmortgagebroker
    @guelphmortgagebroker 5 лет назад +50

    Sickler's laugh is just too much. I die laughing every time he loses it.

  • @spencermonteiro1319
    @spencermonteiro1319 5 лет назад +6

    "I still think it's the best play I've ever made" I haven't laughed that hard in a while

  • @j.h.7266
    @j.h.7266 5 лет назад +86

    Yeah yeah yeah, I’m gonna come now..

    • @Mike-om4tv
      @Mike-om4tv 5 лет назад +21

      J. H. Awwwwhwhhhh get ooooffffff!!1

    • @omegapointsingularity6504
      @omegapointsingularity6504 5 лет назад +8

      aaaaaaaaoooohhhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhaaayeeeeeee

    • @gregmattes2119
      @gregmattes2119 5 лет назад +7

      Omega Point Singularity ahhhhhhhhhhh again ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @seanromanowski
    @seanromanowski 5 лет назад +24

    HAPPY TOOSDEE!

  • @Betega
    @Betega 5 лет назад +2

    "I was just in the water" lmfaoo sickler got it going from the beginning

  • @drewcobarrubias2093
    @drewcobarrubias2093 5 лет назад +6

    "U gonna go to the lemonade party after?" Lol. "No!!!!"

  • @johndallas1399
    @johndallas1399 5 лет назад +4

    I love it when these two get together

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 5 лет назад +54

    We get 2 great podcast today, this one and Joe Rogan with Uncle Joey!

    • @dntgvafuk89
      @dntgvafuk89 5 лет назад +1

      Got so excited this morning!

    • @kurtschalper771
      @kurtschalper771 5 лет назад +2

      Ban Dana did you peep the Bert and Bill Burr one too??

    • @bandana4814
      @bandana4814 5 лет назад

      @@kurtschalper771 Ohh shit, I seen that 5 min clip like a week ago but they just released the full podcast a few hours ago! Thanks for letting me know now I got something to watch later lol

  • @MrKinghuman
    @MrKinghuman 3 года назад +2

    I love it when on a podcast they start talking real low. Love it. Makes me feel like I'm in the room, the room next door.

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 5 лет назад +43

    Welcome back to the Honeydeeeww SuWuuu

  • @nathaniellange9526
    @nathaniellange9526 5 лет назад +53

    I love that he’s supporting Ethan and Heila by wearing their line of clothes and giving them this extra exposure

    • @ActiveProfitRR
      @ActiveProfitRR 5 лет назад

      They liked their clothing cuz its nice, not just cuz their friends

    • @nathaniellange9526
      @nathaniellange9526 5 лет назад +4

      Rafael Rivera I didn’t say that lol, I’m just saying it was nice either way

  • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
    @yourdadsotherfamily3530 5 лет назад +3

    Tom casually talking about trying to break an opponent footballers leg killed me with laughter with how deadpan he said it 😂💀

  • @jonahmoshiri1098
    @jonahmoshiri1098 5 лет назад +7

    blueban how can y'all do sickle cell like that zooming in on his face while he does reads lolol

  • @BomChickyBowWow
    @BomChickyBowWow 5 лет назад +36

    Sickle Cell constantly looks like he’s trying to fart really quietly.

  • @ichiban_KO
    @ichiban_KO 5 лет назад +3

    Dude I love Top Dog stories! Dudes a legend!!

  • @Alex-cp8du
    @Alex-cp8du 5 лет назад +4

    God damn this podcast had me enthralled for 1.5 hrs

  • @strangelalansbury5028
    @strangelalansbury5028 4 года назад +8

    That tailbone shit is no joke. I fell on mine once and like an idiot I not only didn't go to the hospital, I went to work the next day. There were times I'd try to lift something and I was in so much pain I physically couldn't breathe. That was about 17 years ago and I still feel it sometimes

  • @prremix86
    @prremix86 5 лет назад +21

    That hoodie needs to direct traffic

    • @gregoryturner9530
      @gregoryturner9530 5 лет назад +2

      genius. I can just see tom in an intersection blowing whistles. left arm, right arm.

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 4 года назад

      Lmfao

  • @daveevans5091
    @daveevans5091 5 лет назад +15

    I love how Tom, Christina, Ethan and hila are good friends

  • @rodericktrowhill4132
    @rodericktrowhill4132 Год назад

    I'm on a roll of these two. Such a great pair to listen to

  • @emoney1231
    @emoney1231 10 месяцев назад

    5:40 is where I started paying attention and I was like "wait, what?!? I gotta rewind..."

  • @randomaxe7746
    @randomaxe7746 5 лет назад +1

    "Asking What Words Are". I Love it

  • @moeleicster2737
    @moeleicster2737 5 лет назад +12

    big ups Segura reppin that teddy fresh merch. papa bless🙏🙏

  • @MichaelJames707
    @MichaelJames707 2 года назад

    Love you guys chatting and hanging out. Such good energy, bless ~

  • @botocrossjr1809
    @botocrossjr1809 5 лет назад +74

    James brown is 6’3”

    • @pedrothevenard
      @pedrothevenard 5 лет назад +36

      On his momma shoulders

    • @zb2584
      @zb2584 5 лет назад

      @@pedrothevenard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 5 лет назад +5

      *underground

    • @GrandSpiral
      @GrandSpiral 5 лет назад +10

      What makes you think im some amateur
      that drowns his wings in sauce...

    • @absolutesemen
      @absolutesemen 5 лет назад +7

      You’re a liar! You’re an evil man and you’re a liar!

  • @pitchblack1012
    @pitchblack1012 5 лет назад +13

    I do enjoy when they just talk though and don't focus on being funny

  • @practicepodcast8499
    @practicepodcast8499 4 года назад +1

    I've never felt more close to Tom before. We relate on alot

  • @danniedandelion8232
    @danniedandelion8232 5 лет назад +1

    My husband and I sing this too each other all the time 😂🤣😂 every kiss begins with Kay 😂☺️🤣 it’s so fvcking corny and hilarious

  • @klompsauce
    @klompsauce 2 года назад

    12:48 we’ll talk about that cover 2 in a sec 😂😂😂

  • @spencermanyet5336
    @spencermanyet5336 5 лет назад +1

    Ryan: were you high on the plane?
    Tom: FUCK YEAH

  • @RG-gv8ss
    @RG-gv8ss 4 года назад +5

    You know a story’s going to be good when it starts with “ idk if I’ve told this story before, but ....”

  • @malcolmexxx2109
    @malcolmexxx2109 4 года назад

    “I just woke up to a candle light vigil”
    lmfao.

  • @billyhoward200
    @billyhoward200 5 лет назад +1

    This was the best Honeydew podcast ever! I laughed the whole time. Thanks fellas

  • @alexbowman7330
    @alexbowman7330 5 лет назад +2

    Tom and all YMH Crew,
    Big fan of all of the YMH run shows. Please let the shows go on for as long as you all feel like talking, the way you do with YMH, rather than limit it to an hour to an hour twenty. Sometimes things feel rushed and like you don't have time for everything. We mommies would watch all of your shows whether they were 1 hour or 3 1/2 hours. Food for thought. Piss on me, beat me.

    • @dlemon90
      @dlemon90 5 лет назад

      Alex Bowman I agree. Good idea, Jeans

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 5 лет назад

      I don’t think they have a lot of time. Tom has his 13 podcasts ya know. I agree with you tho would be better longer

  • @forcegeek6705
    @forcegeek6705 5 лет назад +41

    I’m so pumped you guys...The REAL RPC has followed me back on Instagram 👀 Idk what to do with this info. My jeans are EXTRA high and tight 🤘🏻

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 5 лет назад +2

      Same I feel honored

    • @gnarkiller
      @gnarkiller 5 лет назад +12

      Get yourself that lease and key playa

    • @victorious0001
      @victorious0001 5 лет назад +10

      You should Try it out.

    • @NS-sx4dq
      @NS-sx4dq 5 лет назад +8

      He followed you because you look like a gay man he could sleep with

    • @forcegeek6705
      @forcegeek6705 5 лет назад

      NS guess I’ll just have to “Try It Out.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @edhead172
    @edhead172 5 лет назад +5

    Ryan telling that story made my whole face and head hurt

  • @donniedarko3259
    @donniedarko3259 5 лет назад +2

    That was friggin hilarious. Thumbs up!

  • @mr1rottenapple
    @mr1rottenapple 5 лет назад +2

    This is great. I've always wondered about that this is not happening story. Thanks for opening up

  • @th.monroe
    @th.monroe 5 лет назад +3

    "why are were here if we're not expressing love.. Ya know... crazy shit" 51:10

  • @Ruckus333
    @Ruckus333 5 лет назад +9

    Love how Tom's business sense saw a huge opportunity inside the Spanish community here in the states. It's gonna definitely lead to him performing in other Spanish speaking countries too. Man Tom go man go! 💞 Your dominating your market scales. I'm 59 and some of you probably wonder why I'm watching 10-15 year younger comedians. But comedy is a huge part of my days n nights. It's a tough world out there we need comedy in our lives every minute of everyday to get through life in my opinion

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 5 лет назад +1

      Robin Buglio
      What’s the point of being bilingual if you don’t capitalize on it somehow, someway??
      I appreciate your outlook, comedy and just laughing in general, is as important a piece of self-maintenance as cutting your toenails.

  • @KikoTheGoat
    @KikoTheGoat 8 месяцев назад

    One of the most underrated podcast within the comedians

  • @jakeswatchinyou7230
    @jakeswatchinyou7230 5 лет назад +1

    I had no idea you got that messed up. I’m just so happy you’re alive to bring joy. Also, you must have told that on Crab Feast cuz that was new for the dew.

  • @mikolpharley6138
    @mikolpharley6138 3 года назад +1

    I overdosed on Jimsonweed seeds, spent 3 days tripping ballz in the hospital. I vaguely remember having to drink the charcoal and I was so high I thought it was a cookies and creme milkshake. I played with dog poop, tried to put a stuffed dolphin through my tv, crawled out my window to come in the back door for the gallon of milk, jumped in a car I thought was mine at the hospital. Jimsonweed isn't illegal bc anyone who has taken it, would never wanna take it again. From there I don't remember much. But I survived and today I'm sober after 20 years of opioid addiction. #WorstTripEver #StaySafe #StayAlive

  • @fraserwhitehead539
    @fraserwhitehead539 5 лет назад +7

    in Australia we have these crazy things called shower stalls, revolutionary technology comprised of big planks of wood in a square formation around the shower head. They have shielded millions of children from psychologically scarring post gym class experiences for generations.

  • @chronicmuncher
    @chronicmuncher 4 года назад +3

    Lol there a new number one most painful moment

  • @swoosh6085
    @swoosh6085 5 лет назад +1

    Excellent HoneyDew Ryan! Tom's background is so relatable. In the midst of destroying our bodies during high school football we had NO IDEA that we were enduring the most painful right of passage the American male can choose. It's insane what people do to their bodies playing football in TX and Florida. The other 48 ain't so great.

  • @rehpotsirk56
    @rehpotsirk56 4 года назад +1

    Holy cow these stories are amazing Bert should let Tom talk more.

  • @allychavez971
    @allychavez971 3 года назад +6

    I want a Honeydew but I want Ryan to tell more stories about himself. A Honeydew all about Ryan.

  • @couchman-sw6jy
    @couchman-sw6jy 5 лет назад +3

    Loved hearing about their time as a teenager. The showering for me too was like wtf

  • @chadfunkhouser8899
    @chadfunkhouser8899 5 лет назад

    That story is gnarly! Glad you're still with us

  • @jeffersonmayfield6701
    @jeffersonmayfield6701 4 года назад +2

    I heard after Tom's most recent crash getting dunked on by Bert, Tom's dad called and asked if he was ok but then interrupted him while he was talking to say, oh hey buddy, this doctor bill is gonna be EPIC!!! And the he just starts cackling....

  • @pipicacadanslepot
    @pipicacadanslepot 5 лет назад +85

    Im having chest pain!

  • @JasonAJames
    @JasonAJames 5 лет назад +1

    Every kiss begins with Kay's..... Kay's Jewelers is a local reference and a commercial with someone singing that song. At least here in Michigan

  • @Taco_ocaT
    @Taco_ocaT 3 года назад +1

    Now I only hear tom say "won" like "juan" lmao

  • @fo9108
    @fo9108 5 лет назад +1

    9 inches, still a fuckin hilarious bit

  • @plasma9839
    @plasma9839 4 года назад +1

    Im 9 months late but Ryan Sickler with the dripp 😂 🔥

  • @montanalivin8248
    @montanalivin8248 5 лет назад +3

    Bringing back that Benneton Vibe Tom!

  • @javonharmon4410
    @javonharmon4410 3 года назад +1

    Y’all energy is genuine, y’all should do a podcast like 2 bears but y’all. And call it MOMS HONEY!!!✊🏾

  • @indianajones8371
    @indianajones8371 5 лет назад +6

    I feel like Tom is telling my life story when I was a teenager.

    • @imastounded4376
      @imastounded4376 3 года назад

      Or my adult life, shamefully. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m glad you got it together, like Tom. Did you turn out to be an addict or alcoholic? Or are you just a “normie” like a problem drinker/user that got it together as soon as there were bad consequences you didn’t like? I so envy that ability. What year did you graduate from high school? And where are you from? If you don’t mind me asking. It’s obviously none of my business, I was just curious. I graduated in 2000 & grew up in NE Ohio, between Akron, Youngstown & Cleveland…in case you care. 😆 I just figured it wasn’t right for me to ask those questions without telling you my answer.

  • @concannonarts4416
    @concannonarts4416 5 лет назад +2

    I was beyond excited to watch this when I saw the thumbnail

  • @roachsrendition8416
    @roachsrendition8416 3 года назад

    This reminds me of the time I came clean with my parents and decided I needed to go to rehab, and all my Dad had to say was oh by the way your getting sued for a million dollars from a car accident from a year prior. Pretty tough to process that information when you are admitting your messed up and need help. Smh tough love baby!

  • @DougJK
    @DougJK 5 лет назад +1

    Tim & Brian are my favorite cool guys

  • @dawsonlandry2509
    @dawsonlandry2509 5 лет назад +26

    Ethan needs to come on the honeydew

  • @antfer8917
    @antfer8917 5 лет назад +2

    WOW I laughed so hard on this podcast..Amazing stories...

  • @rickspins5335
    @rickspins5335 5 лет назад +1

    great episode yo

  • @caneface87
    @caneface87 5 лет назад +1

    I’m Home here now, on a Tuesdee keeping it high and tight!

  • @TheWarpig72
    @TheWarpig72 5 лет назад

    Ryan's Laugh is the greatest

  • @michaelbryant8757
    @michaelbryant8757 5 лет назад +1

    Sickler's getting Jumped story is insane...I would want some serious revenge on those perps.

  • @vich3359
    @vich3359 5 лет назад

    My new year resolution is to watch more honeydew. Lets go!

  • @whitelion8732
    @whitelion8732 5 лет назад +1

    Such great stories! This was awesome!

  • @notpaulrudd6376
    @notpaulrudd6376 5 лет назад +2

    Love this podcast.

  • @suhdude5237
    @suhdude5237 5 лет назад +1

    The Honeydew deserves more views mayne