HoneyDew #55 | Tom Segura

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @ianscott1155
    @ianscott1155 4 года назад +804

    Sickler's laugh reminds me that happiness is imminent.

    • @bender8784
      @bender8784 4 года назад +12

      Funches better watch his throne

    • @bryanstiener1535
      @bryanstiener1535 4 года назад +2

      i don't get that. of course you can't laugh without being happy, it's kind of impossible. like not blinking when sneezing.

    • @ClaireDCoaching
      @ClaireDCoaching 4 года назад +6

      Bryan Stiener yeah but some people get more enjoyment out of jokes etc. Ryan’s laugh makes me so happy because I also have a distinctive honk so I feel less alone lol

    • @rexrob.88
      @rexrob.88 4 года назад +2

      Dude I have to listen to it at low volume I’m my headphones because of his laugh.

    • @CitrusFarmer710
      @CitrusFarmer710 4 года назад +4

      It is identical to Lee Syatt’s laugh.

  • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
    @IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 года назад +1008

    I wish i had a job where one of my best friends was also my boss and also was Tom Segura.

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 года назад +132

      But that means you'll eventually either be a victim or an accomplice

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 года назад +4

      @@chrism45 😂😂

    • @shoonger001
      @shoonger001 4 года назад +19

      @@IloveGorgeousGeorge 50/50 I like those odds.

    • @21AdamA
      @21AdamA 4 года назад +18

      My best friend is my boss but he's just Blake :(

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog 4 года назад +5

      imagine being tom's doctor

  • @bridge7425
    @bridge7425 3 года назад +236

    Toms most painful moment is not the tailbone impact anymore lmao

    • @Sjm23_
      @Sjm23_ 2 года назад +10

      didnt age well 😂

    • @zacharybouthillier6182
      @zacharybouthillier6182 2 года назад +5

      I was scrolling for that comment so bad😭😂

    • @Cyge240sx
      @Cyge240sx 2 года назад +2

      fucking dark! Love it

    • @qmathew9900
      @qmathew9900 2 года назад +1

      Explain?

    • @wokkawicklo
      @wokkawicklo 2 года назад

      @@qmathew9900 the song about" every kiss begins with k" well the singer should have sung every rape begins with r

  • @Kings_Crossing
    @Kings_Crossing 4 года назад +390

    When you're featherin' it brother!

  • @MoyesinDahoud
    @MoyesinDahoud 4 года назад +235

    When Tommy Buns is a guest on any podcast I turn into a telescope 🔭

    • @sthomasond
      @sthomasond 3 года назад +8

      Hes known as being a funny person but his storytelling abilities are also top notch

    • @sethbaus
      @sethbaus Год назад

      Top notch comment.

  • @a.foster199
    @a.foster199 4 года назад +106

    It’s cool to hear about how Tom and Burt met, didn’t realize it was in a rehab facility though.

  • @jordanprewit4164
    @jordanprewit4164 4 года назад +19

    I can honestly say that the episodes with Tom and Sickler are becoming my favorite of the whole YMH Podcasts. Keep’ em coming guys!

  • @Nick-ep5uu
    @Nick-ep5uu 4 года назад +133

    Tom sounds just like his dad when he gets excited.

    • @Yungtacosss
      @Yungtacosss 4 года назад +2

      Calling it now when Tom is around 50 years old he'll be exactly the same as his dad! lol

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 2 года назад +3

      Aww R.I.P Top Dog 😢

  • @garymolina2576
    @garymolina2576 3 года назад +236

    The tailbone being the most pain he was is, did not age well

    • @masonbillenstein4917
      @masonbillenstein4917 3 года назад +13

      I'm so pissed that I got beat to this joke

    • @stevealleman9206
      @stevealleman9206 3 года назад +10

      It's also weird now to notice all the times he pronounced 'won' like 'wahn.' And as he has said, no one ever said anything to him about how r-worded it sounds.

    • @adamhoisington9761
      @adamhoisington9761 3 года назад +1

      I love it, right when I got to that part was going to comment... lmao

    • @nine182
      @nine182 2 года назад

      @@stevealleman9206 Accents exist

  • @commentetiquettestudent1788
    @commentetiquettestudent1788 4 года назад +302

    Why does it make me happy when I see Tom or Christina wearing teddy fresh?

    • @BorisBidjanSaberi11
      @BorisBidjanSaberi11 4 года назад +47

      Real friends rep their friends shit

    • @travishunt4927
      @travishunt4927 4 года назад +26

      teddy fresh is lame

    • @turbo682
      @turbo682 4 года назад +15

      Because you need to go outside more often.

    • @blankspace0000
      @blankspace0000 4 года назад +15

      He looks good in it

    • @WagonerVT
      @WagonerVT 4 года назад +2

      Dink Fam that was a shite insult lmao

  • @Blastycat
    @Blastycat 4 года назад +30

    Tom’s laugh is the best. It always makes me smile.

  • @lukebmajesty2010
    @lukebmajesty2010 4 года назад +51

    Man this is a great podcast, -Marlo

  • @HighJackPlays
    @HighJackPlays 4 года назад +92

    Ryan sickler's laugh keeps me coming back to the honey dew.

  • @nathaniellange9526
    @nathaniellange9526 4 года назад +66

    Tom segura after blacking out on GHB:
    “IlL FuCkInG dO iT aGaIn”

  • @GGRS
    @GGRS 4 года назад +20

    Ryan's rooster-call laugh is iconic

  • @Kevinduzit760
    @Kevinduzit760 4 года назад +34

    "This was a good warning I should have paid attention to" "what the first one" 😂😂

  • @zmitchell15
    @zmitchell15 4 года назад +37

    Any time I see Sickle Cell and Tommy Buns together, I turn into a telescope. SueWoo

  • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
    @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 4 года назад +125

    I loved the part when Tom said “you gotta follow proto,” and Blueban was dying laughing. Ryan has no clue what was so funny. 😂

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 4 года назад +8

      1:11:50

    • @xironedgex77
      @xironedgex77 4 года назад +6

      When feds dont follow proto I turn into a telescope.

    • @iimmannii
      @iimmannii 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @nickchezum1088
      @nickchezum1088 4 года назад +1

      Read this comment literally as he said it haha high and tight

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 4 года назад +1

      I actually said it WITH him right after he said the word protocol. I can’t hear that word anymore without saying some version of not following PROTO!

  • @colejewell
    @colejewell 4 года назад +18

    “You gotta follow proto” was so well snuck in there. Had me rolling

  • @Ramboskates85
    @Ramboskates85 4 года назад +127

    **gets done swimming**
    “Go shower”
    “But I just got out the pool...”
    Is this bert or Ryan running this interview?!

    • @millardfilmore1403
      @millardfilmore1403 2 года назад

      Bro he grew up without parents I would think the same thing lmao

  • @8Djoshh
    @8Djoshh 4 года назад +12

    Sickler and Lee Syatt laughing together would be funny

    • @CaptFreedumb
      @CaptFreedumb 4 года назад +1

      Lol Ricky Gervais as well. Ear splitting!

    • @avidlyathena
      @avidlyathena 3 года назад

      There's an episode of The Church with Lee, Ryan and Joey!

  • @11pointedLeaf
    @11pointedLeaf 4 года назад +18

    Every kiss begins with Kay has haunted my dreams since childhood.

  • @j.h.7266
    @j.h.7266 4 года назад +86

    Yeah yeah yeah, I’m gonna come now..

    • @Mike-om4tv
      @Mike-om4tv 4 года назад +21

      J. H. Awwwwhwhhhh get ooooffffff!!1

    • @omegapointsingularity6504
      @omegapointsingularity6504 4 года назад +8

      aaaaaaaaoooohhhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhaaayeeeeeee

    • @gregmattes2119
      @gregmattes2119 4 года назад +7

      Omega Point Singularity ahhhhhhhhhhh again ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @guelphmortgagebroker
    @guelphmortgagebroker 4 года назад +50

    Sickler's laugh is just too much. I die laughing every time he loses it.

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 4 года назад +54

    We get 2 great podcast today, this one and Joe Rogan with Uncle Joey!

    • @dntgvafuk89
      @dntgvafuk89 4 года назад +1

      Got so excited this morning!

    • @kurtschalper771
      @kurtschalper771 4 года назад +2

      Ban Dana did you peep the Bert and Bill Burr one too??

    • @bandana4814
      @bandana4814 4 года назад

      @@kurtschalper771 Ohh shit, I seen that 5 min clip like a week ago but they just released the full podcast a few hours ago! Thanks for letting me know now I got something to watch later lol

  • @schmo2109
    @schmo2109 4 года назад +2

    “Twice...you don’t wanna fuck em twice” hahaha how did no one laugh at that? I was dying 😂

  • @botocrossjr1809
    @botocrossjr1809 4 года назад +74

    James brown is 6’3”

    • @pedrothevenard
      @pedrothevenard 4 года назад +36

      On his momma shoulders

    • @zb2584
      @zb2584 4 года назад

      @@pedrothevenard 🤣🤣🤣

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 4 года назад +5

      *underground

    • @GrandSpiral
      @GrandSpiral 4 года назад +10

      What makes you think im some amateur
      that drowns his wings in sauce...

    • @absolutesemen
      @absolutesemen 4 года назад +7

      You’re a liar! You’re an evil man and you’re a liar!

  • @prremix86
    @prremix86 4 года назад +21

    That hoodie needs to direct traffic

    • @gregoryturner9530
      @gregoryturner9530 4 года назад +2

      genius. I can just see tom in an intersection blowing whistles. left arm, right arm.

    • @plasma9839
      @plasma9839 3 года назад

      Lmfao

  • @BomChickyBowWow
    @BomChickyBowWow 4 года назад +35

    Sickle Cell constantly looks like he’s trying to fart really quietly.

  • @enriqueshockwave7632
    @enriqueshockwave7632 4 года назад +43

    Welcome back to the Honeydeeeww SuWuuu

  • @ActiveProfitRR
    @ActiveProfitRR 4 года назад +4

    Sicklers laugh will forever make me smile

  • @seanromanowski
    @seanromanowski 4 года назад +24

    HAPPY TOOSDEE!

  • @daveevans5091
    @daveevans5091 4 года назад +15

    I love how Tom, Christina, Ethan and hila are good friends

  • @nathaniellange9526
    @nathaniellange9526 4 года назад +53

    I love that he’s supporting Ethan and Heila by wearing their line of clothes and giving them this extra exposure

    • @ActiveProfitRR
      @ActiveProfitRR 4 года назад

      They liked their clothing cuz its nice, not just cuz their friends

    • @nathaniellange9526
      @nathaniellange9526 4 года назад +4

      Rafael Rivera I didn’t say that lol, I’m just saying it was nice either way

  • @chaw1032
    @chaw1032 4 года назад +9

    Wow. It's amazing how one evening can affect your entire life on that kind of level. Crazy deep cut from Ryan.

  • @biggiesmalls7939
    @biggiesmalls7939 3 года назад +2

    12:52 , that next 10 seconds is probably the closest ive been to pissing my pants from laughing. legendary line

  • @johndallas1399
    @johndallas1399 4 года назад +4

    I love it when these two get together

  • @doncelio6452
    @doncelio6452 4 года назад +5

    Nobody’s podcast makes me laugh like when y’all get together. Love the content!

  • @spencermonteiro1319
    @spencermonteiro1319 4 года назад +6

    "I still think it's the best play I've ever made" I haven't laughed that hard in a while

  • @FBcruzz
    @FBcruzz 4 года назад +4

    I feel like I'm learning so much about Tom here, he doesn't usually go into this much detail about himself. keep them coming!

  • @drewcobarrubias2093
    @drewcobarrubias2093 4 года назад +6

    "U gonna go to the lemonade party after?" Lol. "No!!!!"

  • @Betega
    @Betega 4 года назад +2

    "I was just in the water" lmfaoo sickler got it going from the beginning

  • @strangelalansbury5028
    @strangelalansbury5028 3 года назад +8

    That tailbone shit is no joke. I fell on mine once and like an idiot I not only didn't go to the hospital, I went to work the next day. There were times I'd try to lift something and I was in so much pain I physically couldn't breathe. That was about 17 years ago and I still feel it sometimes

  • @ichiban_KO
    @ichiban_KO 4 года назад +3

    Dude I love Top Dog stories! Dudes a legend!!

  • @MrKinghuman
    @MrKinghuman 3 года назад +2

    I love it when on a podcast they start talking real low. Love it. Makes me feel like I'm in the room, the room next door.

  • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
    @yourdadsotherfamily3530 4 года назад +3

    Tom casually talking about trying to break an opponent footballers leg killed me with laughter with how deadpan he said it 😂💀

  • @dawsonlandry2509
    @dawsonlandry2509 4 года назад +25

    Ethan needs to come on the honeydew

  • @Ruckus333
    @Ruckus333 4 года назад +9

    Love how Tom's business sense saw a huge opportunity inside the Spanish community here in the states. It's gonna definitely lead to him performing in other Spanish speaking countries too. Man Tom go man go! 💞 Your dominating your market scales. I'm 59 and some of you probably wonder why I'm watching 10-15 year younger comedians. But comedy is a huge part of my days n nights. It's a tough world out there we need comedy in our lives every minute of everyday to get through life in my opinion

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 4 года назад +1

      Robin Buglio
      What’s the point of being bilingual if you don’t capitalize on it somehow, someway??
      I appreciate your outlook, comedy and just laughing in general, is as important a piece of self-maintenance as cutting your toenails.

  • @Alex-cp8du
    @Alex-cp8du 4 года назад +4

    God damn this podcast had me enthralled for 1.5 hrs

  • @rodericktrowhill4132
    @rodericktrowhill4132 Год назад

    I'm on a roll of these two. Such a great pair to listen to

  • @mikolpharley6138
    @mikolpharley6138 3 года назад +1

    I overdosed on Jimsonweed seeds, spent 3 days tripping ballz in the hospital. I vaguely remember having to drink the charcoal and I was so high I thought it was a cookies and creme milkshake. I played with dog poop, tried to put a stuffed dolphin through my tv, crawled out my window to come in the back door for the gallon of milk, jumped in a car I thought was mine at the hospital. Jimsonweed isn't illegal bc anyone who has taken it, would never wanna take it again. From there I don't remember much. But I survived and today I'm sober after 20 years of opioid addiction. #WorstTripEver #StaySafe #StayAlive

  • @KikoTheGoat
    @KikoTheGoat 6 месяцев назад

    One of the most underrated podcast within the comedians

  • @jonahmoshiri1098
    @jonahmoshiri1098 4 года назад +7

    blueban how can y'all do sickle cell like that zooming in on his face while he does reads lolol

  • @allychavez971
    @allychavez971 2 года назад +6

    I want a Honeydew but I want Ryan to tell more stories about himself. A Honeydew all about Ryan.

  • @alexbowman7330
    @alexbowman7330 4 года назад +2

    Tom and all YMH Crew,
    Big fan of all of the YMH run shows. Please let the shows go on for as long as you all feel like talking, the way you do with YMH, rather than limit it to an hour to an hour twenty. Sometimes things feel rushed and like you don't have time for everything. We mommies would watch all of your shows whether they were 1 hour or 3 1/2 hours. Food for thought. Piss on me, beat me.

    • @dlemon90
      @dlemon90 4 года назад

      Alex Bowman I agree. Good idea, Jeans

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 4 года назад

      I don’t think they have a lot of time. Tom has his 13 podcasts ya know. I agree with you tho would be better longer

  • @forcegeek6705
    @forcegeek6705 4 года назад +41

    I’m so pumped you guys...The REAL RPC has followed me back on Instagram 👀 Idk what to do with this info. My jeans are EXTRA high and tight 🤘🏻

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 4 года назад +2

      Same I feel honored

    • @gnarkiller
      @gnarkiller 4 года назад +12

      Get yourself that lease and key playa

    • @victorious0001
      @victorious0001 4 года назад +10

      You should Try it out.

    • @NS-sx4dq
      @NS-sx4dq 4 года назад +8

      He followed you because you look like a gay man he could sleep with

    • @forcegeek6705
      @forcegeek6705 4 года назад

      NS guess I’ll just have to “Try It Out.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @moeleicster2737
    @moeleicster2737 4 года назад +12

    big ups Segura reppin that teddy fresh merch. papa bless🙏🙏

  • @RG-gv8ss
    @RG-gv8ss 4 года назад +5

    You know a story’s going to be good when it starts with “ idk if I’ve told this story before, but ....”

  • @spencermanyet5336
    @spencermanyet5336 4 года назад +1

    Ryan: were you high on the plane?
    Tom: FUCK YEAH

  • @practicepodcast8499
    @practicepodcast8499 3 года назад +1

    I've never felt more close to Tom before. We relate on alot

  • @edhead172
    @edhead172 4 года назад +5

    Ryan telling that story made my whole face and head hurt

  • @fo9108
    @fo9108 4 года назад +1

    9 inches, still a fuckin hilarious bit

  • @rehpotsirk56
    @rehpotsirk56 4 года назад +1

    Holy cow these stories are amazing Bert should let Tom talk more.

  • @randomaxe7746
    @randomaxe7746 4 года назад +1

    "Asking What Words Are". I Love it

  • @klompsauce
    @klompsauce 2 года назад

    12:48 we’ll talk about that cover 2 in a sec 😂😂😂

  • @pitchblack1012
    @pitchblack1012 4 года назад +13

    I do enjoy when they just talk though and don't focus on being funny

  • @th.monroe
    @th.monroe 4 года назад +3

    "why are were here if we're not expressing love.. Ya know... crazy shit" 51:10

  • @cFlan
    @cFlan 4 года назад +3

    Ryan's laugh is gonna get me trouble at work. Its real quite then his laugh.. pierces my headphones.

  • @suhdude5237
    @suhdude5237 4 года назад +1

    The Honeydew deserves more views mayne

  • @pipicacadanslepot
    @pipicacadanslepot 4 года назад +85

    Im having chest pain!

  • @michaeldonovan9600
    @michaeldonovan9600 4 года назад +25

    Please bring back Tim Dillon, also please get Tim on YMH and Dr.Drew

  • @eduardomaxwell7817
    @eduardomaxwell7817 4 года назад +49

    I'll help Tom hide a body

  • @MichaelJames707
    @MichaelJames707 2 года назад

    Love you guys chatting and hanging out. Such good energy, bless ~

  • @emoney1231
    @emoney1231 7 месяцев назад

    5:40 is where I started paying attention and I was like "wait, what?!? I gotta rewind..."

  • @malcolmexxx2109
    @malcolmexxx2109 3 года назад

    “I just woke up to a candle light vigil”
    lmfao.

  • @danniedandelion8232
    @danniedandelion8232 4 года назад +1

    My husband and I sing this too each other all the time 😂🤣😂 every kiss begins with Kay 😂☺️🤣 it’s so fvcking corny and hilarious

  • @mr1rottenapple
    @mr1rottenapple 4 года назад +2

    This is great. I've always wondered about that this is not happening story. Thanks for opening up

  • @billyhoward200
    @billyhoward200 4 года назад +1

    This was the best Honeydew podcast ever! I laughed the whole time. Thanks fellas

  • @javonharmon4410
    @javonharmon4410 3 года назад +1

    Y’all energy is genuine, y’all should do a podcast like 2 bears but y’all. And call it MOMS HONEY!!!✊🏾

  • @grantstonex
    @grantstonex 4 года назад +18

    Welp, just turned into a telescope

  • @swoosh6085
    @swoosh6085 4 года назад +1

    Excellent HoneyDew Ryan! Tom's background is so relatable. In the midst of destroying our bodies during high school football we had NO IDEA that we were enduring the most painful right of passage the American male can choose. It's insane what people do to their bodies playing football in TX and Florida. The other 48 ain't so great.

  • @fraserwhitehead539
    @fraserwhitehead539 4 года назад +6

    in Australia we have these crazy things called shower stalls, revolutionary technology comprised of big planks of wood in a square formation around the shower head. They have shielded millions of children from psychologically scarring post gym class experiences for generations.

  • @DougJK
    @DougJK 4 года назад +1

    Tim & Brian are my favorite cool guys

  • @indianajones8371
    @indianajones8371 4 года назад +6

    I feel like Tom is telling my life story when I was a teenager.

    • @imastounded4376
      @imastounded4376 3 года назад

      Or my adult life, shamefully. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’m glad you got it together, like Tom. Did you turn out to be an addict or alcoholic? Or are you just a “normie” like a problem drinker/user that got it together as soon as there were bad consequences you didn’t like? I so envy that ability. What year did you graduate from high school? And where are you from? If you don’t mind me asking. It’s obviously none of my business, I was just curious. I graduated in 2000 & grew up in NE Ohio, between Akron, Youngstown & Cleveland…in case you care. 😆 I just figured it wasn’t right for me to ask those questions without telling you my answer.

  • @couchman-sw6jy
    @couchman-sw6jy 4 года назад +3

    Loved hearing about their time as a teenager. The showering for me too was like wtf

  • @jakeswatchinyou7230
    @jakeswatchinyou7230 4 года назад +1

    I had no idea you got that messed up. I’m just so happy you’re alive to bring joy. Also, you must have told that on Crab Feast cuz that was new for the dew.

  • @Crackhouts
    @Crackhouts 4 года назад +1

    Two bears one hoodie.

  • @chronicmuncher
    @chronicmuncher 3 года назад +3

    Lol there a new number one most painful moment

  • @chadfunkhouser8899
    @chadfunkhouser8899 4 года назад

    That story is gnarly! Glad you're still with us

  • @blankspace0000
    @blankspace0000 4 года назад +17

    ... and for the rest of his life, Tom never went to the beach again.

  • @JasonAJames
    @JasonAJames 4 года назад +1

    Every kiss begins with Kay's..... Kay's Jewelers is a local reference and a commercial with someone singing that song. At least here in Michigan

  • @TheWarpig72
    @TheWarpig72 4 года назад

    Ryan's Laugh is the greatest

  • @montanalivin8248
    @montanalivin8248 4 года назад +3

    Bringing back that Benneton Vibe Tom!

  • @Taco_ocaT
    @Taco_ocaT 3 года назад +1

    Now I only hear tom say "won" like "juan" lmao

  • @plasma9839
    @plasma9839 4 года назад +1

    Im 9 months late but Ryan Sickler with the dripp 😂 🔥

  • @concannonarts4416
    @concannonarts4416 4 года назад +2

    I was beyond excited to watch this when I saw the thumbnail

  • @donniedarko3259
    @donniedarko3259 4 года назад +2

    That was friggin hilarious. Thumbs up!

  • @edwardsmith1768
    @edwardsmith1768 4 года назад +5

    Tom dressed like a 90's toddler 😂

    • @Schuylock
      @Schuylock 4 года назад +1

      I was just thinking that! I had a hoodie just like that in the day haha

  • @AmandaW1169
    @AmandaW1169 3 года назад

    I could listen to Ryan talk ALL DAY LONG I love his voice!!!

  • @joerhea5785
    @joerhea5785 3 года назад +1

    So funny !!! Tom is my favorite comedian hands down......