Top posts from r/Facepalm on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Narrated by / devotedly_jack . Editor ► (uncredited) Narrator ► / devotedly_jack
Jack: You may want to put on headphones Me: reaches for headphones Also Jack: *Moans loudly and aggressively* Me: In shock My mom: *death stare intensifies*
In the screen rant one they are talking about a detail in the infinity stone not the Stone it’s self I know it’s just for laughs but I just want to say
I mean if you want to be a smartass you can argue that black isn’t a color, it’s the absence of color, but yeah oranges exist so that person is equally an idiot.
@@agentchaos5751 a new zealnd helth documnetary made last year,i dink but plenty of sites sya da same thing,increased risk due to da hormones in da milk search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=opera2&p=milk+increase+risk+of+breast+cancer
With the avocado pic, I love how this person is cutting up a miracle with how small the seed was... too bad the world gave an idiot this beautiful masterpiece of Mother Nature.
@Storm Snow *”Oh, don’t worry. Me and mommy were just having our nightly wrestling match. UwU”* *Plot twist: your brother and your mom were the ones having the wrestling match. Your stepfather was out to the mall.*
@Gavin Griffith correct, before orange was called either red, yellow, or red-yellow. similar to lime, which was more recent though. it was yellow-green before but is now lime.
I mean I am Indian and tbh no that didnt sound like a fake accent, am just glad that someone finally called the idioticity of the „India isnt Asia“ argument.
@@Dovah_Slayer The pink panther honestly looks like a puma (which is technically not a panther but people call them one anyway sometimes). But he could be a leopard or jaguar.
@@Dovah_Slayer The subfamily Pantherinae includes lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, snow leopards and clouded leopards. You could refer to any of those as 'panthers'. People often refer to mountain lions/cougars/pumas as 'panthers' as well, even though they are in the Felinae subfamily with the small cats.
I love when Emkay posts. It always makes me smile. Even if it isn't R/Mademesmile I love the narrators. They're all creative in their own way to make all the photos funny and awesome!
3:40 before anyone says orange to their statement, fun fact: the English word for the color comes from the french word for the fruit. Before that people just basically called it "yellow-red". also fun fact: you will likely never need to know this. though it is good if you are into trivia.
no, the stupidity part was the tonight part and since they didn't have and dates and months on calenders cannot go more than 12 so it's impossible to have a moment where all of the numbers are more 12 but until year 121212 or 11111 or 101010 or 9999 or 8888 or 7777 and ... we are not going to have the date-time to match together based on my calculation. I'm maybe wrong
He actually made me Google "distance from Milwaukee to WI" and feel like an idiot. (0 MI?) Apparently the results he was showing to the geographic center of WI!
THANK YOU. Glad I wasn't the only one to catch that. Love these vids and the narrators, but sometimes they miss the actual facepalm or hmmm point of a picture or post.
you are lucky I didn't get it in time also I was at a GameStop and everyone was there like hold on what the f#ck (it happened cuz my headphones unplugged)
8:53 i watched the original video and it was a test to see how to get a video to go viral. the thumbnail and title were one of the ways he tried to do so
8:51 the joke of that video was that he was just trying to ask his subscribers to watch the video over and over, which a surprising amount of people did, actually. In a few of his other videos, he goes through his reddit and theres a ton of people watching that video on multiple different screens. Edit: he also made a followup video titled "This video will NOT go viral"
1:35 A bunch of seniors bought cards with something similar to this with the same punchline on it for a senior prank a couple years ago. They put them all over the place, and they still show up from time to time.
But its 70mi from milwuakee so..... thats Mi In Il or Wi. I think MN and I are to far. I have no clue what Google maps he pulled up because that isn't even Wi dells. Its just a generic place in Wi neer Ripon. I knew that without regoogling because its my moms Alma Matta is ripon college and she spoke of going to green lake on the weekends.
@@aquawoelfly That's just the place that Google Maps takes you if you tell it to take you from Milwaukee to "Wisconsin" (I just tried it myself to confirm). No idea why Google Maps uses that location (it's not even the center of the state), but that's what it does.
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 I think it might be going to Wisconsin Dells. I saw that too and I went no wtf Milwaukee is in Wisconsin Edit: Nevermind just looked it up that's 120 miles so I have no idea
That stock photo person wearing headphones is actually wearing the same headphones as me! (or a similar model) Edit: Just realized he has them on backwards. The cable should be on the other side.
8:51 To be fair Jacksucksatlife did get several vids with over 1 million around that time and he was testing the algorithm to see what works. 500K views compared to his 200K average is quite good. #turdboigang
jack: *if you're not wearing headphones...*
me: *NOOOOOOOOO ITS TOO LATE*
jack: *then go grab some headphones seriously*
me: *at the hospital* *
EmKay hand hopes you get better!
I-
@@EmKay you mean your backwards ealbow?
Not funny, didn't laugh.
wait wait wait. wha-
"Not everyone wants to hear what you're watching."
Jokes on you cause I'm alone for the day.
Turn around...
I'll keep you company...
Sameee
"Jokes on you cause I'm alone -for the day.- "
FTFY
Hah! Jokes on you! 😐 . . . 😥
Jokes on him, I’m in a room alone.
Jack: You may want to put on headphones
Me: reaches for headphones
Also Jack: *Moans loudly and aggressively*
Me: In shock
My mom: *death stare intensifies*
Oh my gosh, yes. Except I have headphones! 😏
But that was very weird...
HANNNAaNNyWay🥵😩
Same :'))
HAHAAHAAHA WHEN WILL YOU ALL LEEAARRNN >:DD
Hm. Amateur. I always wear headphones.
Jack: *Calls me out for skipping ahead*
Me: *Skips back*
Me: You can't call me out now
"Foundation restored"
In the screen rant one they are talking about a detail in the infinity stone not the Stone it’s self I know it’s just for laughs but I just want to say
A simple but quiet unbreakable spell
You may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting
"blueberries are the only berries named after a color!"
HELLO? BLACKBERRIES?
im still getting notifications from this like a million years later
Black is a shade
Kuu its still a colour right?
MINT?
I mean if you want to be a smartass you can argue that black isn’t a color, it’s the absence of color, but yeah oranges exist so that person is equally an idiot.
The Real Kenny G orangeberries?
Jack: use headphones.
Me: I fear no man, **puts the volume louder without any headphones**
Edit: ...
Please tell me what your reaction was
@@jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh to what?
@@JaelinBezel *THE BEGINNING*
Karma TuT just maybe idk
I just made the loudest laugh I had ever made thank you :)
When you skip 10 seconds ahead:
*my goals are beyond your understanding*
I'm the 69th nice, no need to thank me homie
Is that Rudy in your pfp?
@@blade5445 ah, you are one cultured individual. Thank you.
Wikidog noice pfp
@@number1peepersfan look at my pfp. Its a scene from the office recreated in acnh.
“Not everyone wants to hear what your watching.”
Jokes on you I’m at my grandmas and she’s deaf.
that.. still doesn't make her *want to* hear what you're watching
Bokocop what if she doesn’t?
@@bokocop5725 if shes deaf she probably does-
HACKS
*you're
Doctor: "Drink milk. It's good for your bones."
PETA: "DID YOU HEAR HIM? HE SAID IT'S BAD FOR YOUR BONES!"
I was thinking it was real for a while 'till 9:41 happened.
but it does increase risk of cancer
@@agentchaos5751 it does,prooven by non-peta sources,especually for breast cancer
@@agentchaos5751 a new zealnd helth documnetary made last year,i dink
but plenty of sites sya da same thing,increased risk due to da hormones in da milk
search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=opera2&p=milk+increase+risk+of+breast+cancer
@@agentchaos5751 cause and increase risk r two different things
jack giving the headphone warning
me: *it's time to run boys*
I’ve just started watching and only saw the old episodes and watching this he’s sounds a lot more happy and excited
Well, that’s because Damien was voicing the older episodes. But yeah he sounds much happier
It's another guy....
@@olihat8798 what happened to Damien 😭
Brandon Poveromo he got his own channel
Dose anyone else feel like emkay lost subscribers
With the avocado pic, I love how this person is cutting up a miracle with how small the seed was... too bad the world gave an idiot this beautiful masterpiece of Mother Nature.
They were on Worst Cooks in America for a reason
KiraMermaid facts
Fun Fact: Blueberry is the only fruit named after a color
Me: What about Blackberry?
@Cube Boi The fruit came first (and it was called a norange) and the colour was named after the fruit. :)
Good point! Also redcurrant? 🤔
Same thing that I was thinking...
Blackberries are super dark violet but not black
@@aerinnn. you can think what you want but they were named after a color
Jack: *Proceeds to moan*
Me,on ipad that has no headphone accessory: *Frantically trying to turn down volume*
My dad in the distance: PORN?!-
Stepdad w-what are you doing?
@Storm Snow *”Oh, don’t worry. Me and mommy were just having our nightly wrestling match. UwU”*
*Plot twist: your brother and your mom were the ones having the wrestling match. Your stepfather was out to the mall.*
Same thing happened in the middle of the night
Im glad I'm safe.
and kids this is why you etheir buy a device with headphone jack or wriless ear/headphones
Me: **doesn’t listen to the headphone warning**
Jack: **fucking moans**
Me: **frantically shutting my laptop and screaming**
My Comment: Hi!!
My brain: *this is on because you don’t have a joke yes*
Hello!
Aeryn Draws hi
Want a joke? Look in the mirror
@@clay3436 So u.
@@clay3436 no you
Jack: moans loudly
Me: *moans aggressively louder*
O_o
Sometimes you just have to assert your dominance.
r/madlads
Powerful.
That's a power move if I ever saw one.
Jack: Calls out Screen Rant and gives props to Pitch Meetings
Me: YES!!
Also me: Now I wanna watch some Pitch Meetings....
Watching Pitch Meetings is tight.
Ryan George is my hero. I love him.
@@lmcgregoruk and it's super easy barely an inconvenience
Ah, yes pitch meetings I want one really soon ; -;
"Blueberries are the only fruit named after colors."
Oranges:" Am I a joke to you?"
@Gavin Griffith correct, before orange was called either red, yellow, or red-yellow. similar to lime, which was more recent though. it was yellow-green before but is now lime.
Blueberry is more on the black side
When squished, they become purple
When skinned, they become green
@@flying_gorilla8069 they are technically purple so yeah
*Angry blackberry noises*
Pissed blue raspberry noises
Why did it sound it like he was doing an Indian accent when he was using Wikipedia to prove that India is in Asia
I mean I am Indian and tbh no that didnt sound like a fake accent, am just glad that someone finally called the idioticity of the „India isnt Asia“ argument.
love that the "turn 360 degrees and walk away" meme is now too old for some people to know about it
When I last played WoW, last year or so there were still trolls using it.
i used to have a xbox keyword used too it broke may it rest in peace
Now that's what I call math 😂
Garchompy _ what?
Hehe
jack: get your headphone!
me: pfff Yolo
jack: moans
me: no no, he had a point
WE had a point
@@ourcommunism148 yes comrade
Fake Mr. Beast: I give out money.
Real Mr. Beast: I give out Honey.
See the difference.
5 year old: They’re the same picture.
"Panther" is actually a vague term that doesn't refer to a specific species of cat. So yes, lions are panthers.
rfmerrill so then the pink panther is a lion? And all species of cats?
@@Dovah_Slayer The pink panther honestly looks like a puma (which is technically not a panther but people call them one anyway sometimes). But he could be a leopard or jaguar.
@@Dovah_Slayer The subfamily Pantherinae includes lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, snow leopards and clouded leopards. You could refer to any of those as 'panthers'. People often refer to mountain lions/cougars/pumas as 'panthers' as well, even though they are in the Felinae subfamily with the small cats.
rfmerrill so by my understanding he might be to some people and he might not be?
@@RTDelete Only MatPat can solve this puzzle.
Jack:*moans*
Me:ok so I know I'm not straight anymore
0:30 That ain't even a '57 T-Bird, that's a '69 or '70 charger.
Definitely seems more like a 68.It’s not as boxy as the 70 in the front. Plus the grill isn’t split.
I’m just glad someone else noticed that wasn’t a tbird
I’m so happy someone else noticed that even when jack didnt
@@kylebrody1401 your right. I found the exact picture of the car
www.hemmings.com/stories/article/second-act-1968-dodge-charger-r-t/amp
My volume was on max, and my younger brother was sitting on the couch.
Jack moaned louder than a 1 trillion ton pile of tnt
*What was that sound?*
*Umm... Nothing.*
I love when Emkay posts. It always makes me smile. Even if it isn't R/Mademesmile
I love the narrators. They're all creative in their own way to make all the photos funny and awesome!
My personal favorite ones are Robin and Lexi
@@zantetsuken-zero We all kneel before Queen Lexi
OH MY GOD I GOT A HEART!
Thank you so much! That's amazing!
Jack's a bit too crazy for me personally. It's like he always has too many shots of coffee before a video.
Holy fucking shit a reply and a heart from the gods themselves
EmKay: are aliens even technically animals? hmm?
that should be in r/Facepalm.
Am I stupid? I don’t understand the problem...
0:27
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We have your location
We’re coming for you
jokes on you I live in ravenholm
3:40
before anyone says orange to their statement, fun fact: the English word for the color comes from the french word for the fruit. Before that people just basically called it "yellow-red".
also fun fact: you will likely never need to know this. though it is good if you are into trivia.
0:36 the thing is, that there's a Dodge Charger R/T from 1969, and not 1957 Ford Thunderbird
@@nobody7817 oh yeah. I've mistaken it with the Challenger. Sorry
That’s exactly what I was going to say. I was just scrolling the comments to make sure no one else noticed
I though I was the only one who picked this up. Good spot
Jack: “It never happens once”
The screen: 20:20:20 2020
Me: There’s gonna be a second 2020?!!
Oh no
Oh frick-
no, the stupidity part was the tonight part and since they didn't have and dates and months on calenders cannot go more than 12 so it's impossible to have a moment where all of the numbers are more 12 but until year 121212 or 11111 or 101010 or 9999 or 8888 or 7777 and ... we are not going to have the date-time to match together based on my calculation.
I'm maybe wrong
0:27
Dude, I had my volume on max, after that I had to get my ass up and check if nobody is in the house right now!
Okay please read my next written sentence as LOUD you can. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and H.
5:32 English isn't my first language, but even my head hurts after seeing that
Fun fact: the color orange is named after the fruit
Fun fact 2: Tangerines have the color orange and oranges have the color tangerine
Are we just going to ignore blackberries?
@@Dunsparce1265 I'm just telling you that orange is named after the fruit
Or the fruit is named after the color
So are lemons
MrNugget no the color is named after the fruit. Even though the fruit is a different color then what we consider orange today.
I think I lost it when he started pronouncing Illinois several different ways and went with the most absurd sounding one, lol
Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.
Oranges: Am I a joke to you?
The colour orange was named after the fruit
What about Blackcurrant and Redcurrants?
no the color was named after the fruit orange
What about potatoes?
This is the first time I went looking for a comment. The color is named after the fruit. You're welcome
"the ocean?!" Shows great lake. This is definitely how Wisconsin sees the great lakes.
He actually made me Google "distance from Milwaukee to WI" and feel like an idiot. (0 MI?) Apparently the results he was showing to the geographic center of WI!
every episode jack is in always has a part with him talking about how much he loves air friers, and i love it.
Jack why.., my headphones just broke...
C’mon...
jack: wear some headphones
me watching from a TV:
*Visible Confusion*
“You’re not paralyzed, you just permanently can’t move”
9:42 Well you can get one thing right jack XD
Ayyy JackSucksAtLife was the dude who tried getting the virtual video but failed!
@Xubse I got this notification when I was waching one of his many play button videos lmao
I was so confused
Hmm glad I ain’t the only one who noticed
Yes, you need to strap down everything you're transporting, but you can't strap down gravel. They should put it in a bag, and then strap the bag down.
Or use a tarp lol
person: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color
orange: *am i a joke to you?*
Orange was named before the color
Blackberries, blackcurrant, redcurrant
Blackberries...
Can’t forget about watermelon
@@whitesugar486 what? How was watermelon named after a color?
Me: brings a snack to school
My Teacher: have you brought enough for your flow comrades?
*communism detected*
You: What are you, a communist?
Your teacher: HAND OVER THE TAKIS
You: NEVER! TIL DEATH DO US PART!
@@haarisaslam3666 ask Hitler how that went
0:33 that's a dodge charger lol
glad i wasnt the only one to pick up on that
THANK YOU. Glad I wasn't the only one to catch that. Love these vids and the narrators, but sometimes they miss the actual facepalm or hmmm point of a picture or post.
3:58 I don't care if this wasn't a big bang theory reference, I love it
1:47 Into the ocean
Me, who lives in people in the Midwest. You mean the large lake, right?
Also they could travel in almost any direction away from the Great Lakes and wouldn’t have to end up in Wisconsin.
“If your not wearing headphones...”
*instantly turns volume to 1*
English is doomend.
Native speakers can't understand the difference between you are and your.
@@Scarletraven87 a bruhmoment indeed
you are lucky I didn't get it in time also I was at a GameStop and everyone was there like hold on what the f#ck (it happened cuz my headphones unplugged)
8:53 i watched the original video and it was a test to see how to get a video to go viral. the thumbnail and title were one of the ways he tried to do so
Oi
11:06 your right. Pitch meetings are *tight!*
When he said grab the headphones I grabbed my set and I was really glad I did, Jesus
I skipped ahead just to be a jerk, then I got curious and went back, many regrets.
Me too
I have my headphones unplugged but near me, you can't stop me
Edit: how did i fall for the same trap twice
8:51 the joke of that video was that he was just trying to ask his subscribers to watch the video over and over, which a surprising amount of people did, actually. In a few of his other videos, he goes through his reddit and theres a ton of people watching that video on multiple different screens.
Edit: he also made a followup video titled "This video will NOT go viral"
I was actually facepalming when he said "yea into the ocean. I know my geology maps" when that was lake michigan
“I know my geography!”
Lake Michigan: *IS AN OCEAN*
Smh my head
"Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour."
_The oranges are requesting your location._
blackberries
Tangerine
Me: starts watching without headphones Me 15 seconds later: *visible regret*
3:48 I love how this is 2 sided because for the first tweet, I might as well mention blackberries. For the second tweet, it is pretty obvious.
& oranges 😉
@@lizcatty9281 the color orange was named after the fruit, not the other way around.
@@0zymandias_666 I'm not sure but i think she was joking
@@nobody7817 I'm not sure but i think she was joking
Not just any author, it's *the* author. Bow down to thee. Ah yes, Spain. Home of pizza, pasta, and Venice
“Still going to rate this a one BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LEARN THINGS!”
My favourite Jack quote.
1:35 A bunch of seniors bought cards with something similar to this with the same punchline on it for a senior prank a couple years ago. They put them all over the place, and they still show up from time to time.
I love how people in the comments talking about jack’s moaning and their reactions 😂
"Fun fat: blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour"
Orange: "Am I a joke to you!?"
The colour was named after the fruit apparently
Jack: you might wanna put on headphones
also Jack a few seconds later: moans
Moans :o
3:40, Fine, I guess oranges don’t exist anymore!
Jack: *moans*
Me: "JOKES ON YOU I´M INTO THAT SHIT!"
Milwaukee is literally in Wisconsin so yes it’s Wisconsin
But its 70mi from milwuakee so..... thats Mi In Il or Wi. I think MN and I are to far.
I have no clue what Google maps he pulled up because that isn't even Wi dells. Its just a generic place in Wi neer Ripon. I knew that without regoogling because its my moms Alma Matta is ripon college and she spoke of going to green lake on the weekends.
@@aquawoelfly That's just the place that Google Maps takes you if you tell it to take you from Milwaukee to "Wisconsin" (I just tried it myself to confirm). No idea why Google Maps uses that location (it's not even the center of the state), but that's what it does.
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 I think it might be going to Wisconsin Dells. I saw that too and I went no wtf Milwaukee is in Wisconsin
Edit: Nevermind just looked it up that's 120 miles so I have no idea
@@firecarter319 its basicly RIPON wisconsin.
@@FutabaJRYT how dare you question the aliveness of immortal fearless leader who facts rainbows? Lol
me: arrives early.
bots: dont lie, who's been a fan of emkay before june.
Correct.
I've been a fan at around 1k
The Andermany I am the first subscriber
H I S N O T W R O N G
@@manzoh2248 n o
Jack:I know my geology I went to Google Maps
Me "cry from laughter" I know it old but never falls to make me laugh
That stock photo person wearing headphones is actually wearing the same headphones as me! (or a similar model)
Edit: Just realized he has them on backwards. The cable should be on the other side.
4:13 I love this for one reason.
Just imagine someone looking at an Xbox 360, just to spin 360 degrees then start moonwalking away.
Yeah, to show how extra the XBOX is by making a useless turn to do something you could've down without doing the turn.
Jack "Are aliens even considered animals?"
My response: "If it's sentient, it's not bestiality."
Dolphins
It Jack
But... animals are sentient.
I think I missed a joke here.
Wait
Yes officer, this comment right here
I didnt go and get my headphones...
It was a mistake😭🤣
I am scarred for life and now wear headphones all the time
Weirdly enough Jack is one of my favorite EmKay narrators
EmKay: "you better not skip 10 seconds"
Me: skips 5 seconds
I never knew Jack could make that sound so perfectly as well-
9:41
Nice!~
I love these musical moments.
8:45 The Click uploads something that doesn't belong in his cursed shack - 2020, colorized
Ha jokes on you I can play moans as loud as I want, I’m lonely.
GG to emkay
2:17 I thought he was gonna say brain dead
Microsoft Employee: Uses a Mac in presentation
Bill: Jeremy, you're fired
I love how enthusiastic Jack is
HAHAHA I MANAGED TO BEAT THE NOTIFICATION
Missy Girl
madlad
Teach me thy ways
h
0:33 I don't think you understood what was the facepalm there...
Was it the wrong car?
Day 25 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason... again since there were two uploads this time
Brooooo u got me with that "anywayyyy" att the beginning 😭😭😭
Jack: gives *headphone warning*
Me: *Already has them on*
Jack: *moans aggressively*
Me: yes
2:05
Microsoft is smart. Apple laptops are the best for presentations.
Everything else, use Microsoft.
What if airplanes never move their just flying in the sky and world moves so you can reach your destination, then the airplane lands
bro...
EmKay died when Damien left
People sponsored by air fryer companies:I get paid soooo much
Jack:Wait you're getting paid
3:05 I can hear Gordon Ramsey is screaming “it’s raw!”
I like how hes roasting a bit but hey
THATS JUST A THERIE A REDDIT THERIE
8:51 To be fair Jacksucksatlife did get several vids with over 1 million around that time and he was testing the algorithm to see what works. 500K views compared to his 200K average is quite good.
#turdboigang
Yes
7:00 In just more concerned about why u can rent a pet
9:28 this is a good example of how the ends don't justify fake science