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  • @bananaz4204
    @bananaz4204 4 года назад +539

    jack: *if you're not wearing headphones...*
    me: *NOOOOOOOOO ITS TOO LATE*
    jack: *then go grab some headphones seriously*
    me: *at the hospital* *

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +91

      EmKay hand hopes you get better!

    • @vrm4965
      @vrm4965 4 года назад +4

      I-

    • @eggbig3448
      @eggbig3448 4 года назад +4

      @@EmKay you mean your backwards ealbow?

    • @totallybloom
      @totallybloom 4 года назад +2

      Not funny, didn't laugh.

    • @bloupy-s-n-a-c
      @bloupy-s-n-a-c 4 года назад +4

      wait wait wait. wha-

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 4 года назад +690

    "Not everyone wants to hear what you're watching."
    Jokes on you cause I'm alone for the day.

  • @Cdog-yn9dw
    @Cdog-yn9dw 4 года назад +626

    Jack: You may want to put on headphones
    Me: reaches for headphones
    Also Jack: *Moans loudly and aggressively*
    Me: In shock
    My mom: *death stare intensifies*

    • @shushiiii
      @shushiiii 4 года назад +45

      Oh my gosh, yes. Except I have headphones! 😏
      But that was very weird...

    • @whosaidthisandthat
      @whosaidthisandthat 4 года назад +19

      HANNNAaNNyWay🥵😩

    • @catt_6413
      @catt_6413 4 года назад +4

      Same :'))

    • @enderredacted112
      @enderredacted112 4 года назад +3

      HAHAAHAAHA WHEN WILL YOU ALL LEEAARRNN >:DD

    • @witheringflies
      @witheringflies 4 года назад +20

      Hm. Amateur. I always wear headphones.

  • @torbjorn630
    @torbjorn630 4 года назад +228

    Jack: *Calls me out for skipping ahead*
    Me: *Skips back*
    Me: You can't call me out now

    • @freddyfazbear1949
      @freddyfazbear1949 3 года назад +1

      "Foundation restored"

    • @alastor1776
      @alastor1776 3 года назад

      In the screen rant one they are talking about a detail in the infinity stone not the Stone it’s self I know it’s just for laughs but I just want to say

    • @afriendlycampfire260
      @afriendlycampfire260 3 года назад +1

      A simple but quiet unbreakable spell

    • @Enjinercraft
      @Enjinercraft 2 года назад

      You may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting

  • @notlucas6859
    @notlucas6859 4 года назад +470

    "blueberries are the only berries named after a color!"
    HELLO? BLACKBERRIES?
    im still getting notifications from this like a million years later

    • @atlasisimaginary
      @atlasisimaginary 4 года назад +17

      Black is a shade

    • @MayAHee-yt7dp
      @MayAHee-yt7dp 4 года назад +15

      Kuu its still a colour right?

    • @sumi_luu
      @sumi_luu 4 года назад +12

      MINT?

    • @therealkenny6
      @therealkenny6 4 года назад +33

      I mean if you want to be a smartass you can argue that black isn’t a color, it’s the absence of color, but yeah oranges exist so that person is equally an idiot.

    • @atlasisimaginary
      @atlasisimaginary 4 года назад +11

      The Real Kenny G orangeberries?

  • @vintageprince826
    @vintageprince826 4 года назад +626

    Jack: use headphones.
    Me: I fear no man, **puts the volume louder without any headphones**
    Edit: ...

  • @number1peepersfan
    @number1peepersfan 4 года назад +325

    When you skip 10 seconds ahead:
    *my goals are beyond your understanding*

    • @alphaundpinsel2431
      @alphaundpinsel2431 4 года назад

      I'm the 69th nice, no need to thank me homie

    • @blade5445
      @blade5445 4 года назад

      Is that Rudy in your pfp?

    • @number1peepersfan
      @number1peepersfan 4 года назад

      @@blade5445 ah, you are one cultured individual. Thank you.

    • @poza8349
      @poza8349 4 года назад

      Wikidog noice pfp

    • @blade5445
      @blade5445 4 года назад

      @@number1peepersfan look at my pfp. Its a scene from the office recreated in acnh.

  • @haarisaslam3666
    @haarisaslam3666 4 года назад +238

    “Not everyone wants to hear what your watching.”
    Jokes on you I’m at my grandmas and she’s deaf.

    • @bokocop5725
      @bokocop5725 4 года назад +11

      that.. still doesn't make her *want to* hear what you're watching

    • @night5505
      @night5505 4 года назад +2

      Bokocop what if she doesn’t?

    • @Liselyne
      @Liselyne 4 года назад +3

      @@bokocop5725 if shes deaf she probably does-

    • @cattywampus8127
      @cattywampus8127 4 года назад +1

      HACKS

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername 4 года назад

      *you're

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic 4 года назад +167

    Doctor: "Drink milk. It's good for your bones."
    PETA: "DID YOU HEAR HIM? HE SAID IT'S BAD FOR YOUR BONES!"

    • @agentchaos5751
      @agentchaos5751 4 года назад +5

      I was thinking it was real for a while 'till 9:41 happened.

    • @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
      @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200 4 года назад +1

      but it does increase risk of cancer

    • @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
      @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200 4 года назад +1

      @@agentchaos5751 it does,prooven by non-peta sources,especually for breast cancer

    • @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
      @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200 4 года назад +1

      @@agentchaos5751 a new zealnd helth documnetary made last year,i dink
      but plenty of sites sya da same thing,increased risk due to da hormones in da milk
      search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=opera2&p=milk+increase+risk+of+breast+cancer

    • @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
      @hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200 4 года назад

      @@agentchaos5751 cause and increase risk r two different things

  • @mars-ge9yk
    @mars-ge9yk 4 года назад +131

    jack giving the headphone warning
    me: *it's time to run boys*

  • @jasonsmith4591
    @jasonsmith4591 4 года назад +281

    I’ve just started watching and only saw the old episodes and watching this he’s sounds a lot more happy and excited

    • @olihat8798
      @olihat8798 4 года назад +29

      Well, that’s because Damien was voicing the older episodes. But yeah he sounds much happier

    • @le.banana
      @le.banana 4 года назад +28

      It's another guy....

    • @brandonpoveromo2741
      @brandonpoveromo2741 4 года назад +9

      @@olihat8798 what happened to Damien 😭

    • @griffinmartin3812
      @griffinmartin3812 4 года назад +15

      Brandon Poveromo he got his own channel

    • @themaskedrussian236
      @themaskedrussian236 4 года назад +8

      Dose anyone else feel like emkay lost subscribers

  • @FloatMan84
    @FloatMan84 4 года назад +125

    With the avocado pic, I love how this person is cutting up a miracle with how small the seed was... too bad the world gave an idiot this beautiful masterpiece of Mother Nature.

    • @KiraMermaid
      @KiraMermaid 4 года назад +9

      They were on Worst Cooks in America for a reason

    • @FloatMan84
      @FloatMan84 4 года назад

      KiraMermaid facts

  • @ivothemoth2346
    @ivothemoth2346 4 года назад +194

    Fun Fact: Blueberry is the only fruit named after a color
    Me: What about Blackberry?

    • @maddythelion
      @maddythelion 4 года назад +19

      @Cube Boi The fruit came first (and it was called a norange) and the colour was named after the fruit. :)

    • @maddythelion
      @maddythelion 4 года назад +7

      Good point! Also redcurrant? 🤔

    • @Maya-Jasper
      @Maya-Jasper 4 года назад +1

      Same thing that I was thinking...

    • @aerinnn.
      @aerinnn. 4 года назад +1

      Blackberries are super dark violet but not black

    • @Maya-Jasper
      @Maya-Jasper 4 года назад +8

      @@aerinnn. you can think what you want but they were named after a color

  • @kain_des
    @kain_des 4 года назад +315

    Jack: *Proceeds to moan*
    Me,on ipad that has no headphone accessory: *Frantically trying to turn down volume*
    My dad in the distance: PORN?!-

    • @stormsnow5260
      @stormsnow5260 4 года назад +34

      Stepdad w-what are you doing?

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg 4 года назад +19

      @Storm Snow *”Oh, don’t worry. Me and mommy were just having our nightly wrestling match. UwU”*
      *Plot twist: your brother and your mom were the ones having the wrestling match. Your stepfather was out to the mall.*

    • @_yonder_
      @_yonder_ 4 года назад +7

      Same thing happened in the middle of the night

    • @weinerlord
      @weinerlord 4 года назад +4

      Im glad I'm safe.

    • @vakancy
      @vakancy 4 года назад +4

      and kids this is why you etheir buy a device with headphone jack or wriless ear/headphones

  • @bliss_3037
    @bliss_3037 4 года назад +25

    Me: **doesn’t listen to the headphone warning**
    Jack: **fucking moans**
    Me: **frantically shutting my laptop and screaming**

  • @supurflufybuny
    @supurflufybuny 4 года назад +341

    My Comment: Hi!!
    My brain: *this is on because you don’t have a joke yes*

  • @chocopankaze
    @chocopankaze 4 года назад +397

    Jack: moans loudly
    Me: *moans aggressively louder*

  • @KiraMermaid
    @KiraMermaid 4 года назад +80

    Jack: Calls out Screen Rant and gives props to Pitch Meetings
    Me: YES!!
    Also me: Now I wanna watch some Pitch Meetings....

    • @lmcgregoruk
      @lmcgregoruk 4 года назад +5

      Watching Pitch Meetings is tight.

    • @JayMick
      @JayMick 4 года назад +1

      Ryan George is my hero. I love him.

    • @guysama8547
      @guysama8547 4 года назад +2

      @@lmcgregoruk and it's super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @ink6527
      @ink6527 4 года назад

      Ah, yes pitch meetings I want one really soon ; -;

  • @danielzimmerman4501
    @danielzimmerman4501 4 года назад +112

    "Blueberries are the only fruit named after colors."
    Oranges:" Am I a joke to you?"

    • @g01d3nfreddyYT
      @g01d3nfreddyYT 4 года назад +9

      @Gavin Griffith correct, before orange was called either red, yellow, or red-yellow. similar to lime, which was more recent though. it was yellow-green before but is now lime.

    • @flying_gorilla8069
      @flying_gorilla8069 4 года назад +7

      Blueberry is more on the black side
      When squished, they become purple
      When skinned, they become green

    • @kaidouhottopicgiftcard
      @kaidouhottopicgiftcard 4 года назад +3

      @@flying_gorilla8069 they are technically purple so yeah

    • @ygaming8880
      @ygaming8880 3 года назад +4

      *Angry blackberry noises*

    • @tristanhernandez3982
      @tristanhernandez3982 3 года назад +1

      Pissed blue raspberry noises

  • @sappf2596
    @sappf2596 4 года назад +32

    Why did it sound it like he was doing an Indian accent when he was using Wikipedia to prove that India is in Asia

    • @acreativename3310
      @acreativename3310 3 года назад +1

      I mean I am Indian and tbh no that didnt sound like a fake accent, am just glad that someone finally called the idioticity of the „India isnt Asia“ argument.

  • @garchompy_1561
    @garchompy_1561 4 года назад +359

    love that the "turn 360 degrees and walk away" meme is now too old for some people to know about it

    • @roughrdr
      @roughrdr 4 года назад +10

      When I last played WoW, last year or so there were still trolls using it.

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 года назад +3

      i used to have a xbox keyword used too it broke may it rest in peace

    • @zkgamer1091
      @zkgamer1091 4 года назад +1

      Now that's what I call math 😂

    • @someperson760
      @someperson760 4 года назад +1

      Garchompy _ what?

    • @someperson760
      @someperson760 4 года назад +1

      Hehe

  • @goopgup7751
    @goopgup7751 4 года назад +53

    jack: get your headphone!
    me: pfff Yolo
    jack: moans
    me: no no, he had a point

  • @Jake_Josh
    @Jake_Josh 4 года назад +44

    Fake Mr. Beast: I give out money.
    Real Mr. Beast: I give out Honey.
    See the difference.
    5 year old: They’re the same picture.

  • @rfmerrill
    @rfmerrill 4 года назад +57

    "Panther" is actually a vague term that doesn't refer to a specific species of cat. So yes, lions are panthers.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 4 года назад

      rfmerrill so then the pink panther is a lion? And all species of cats?

    • @rfmerrill
      @rfmerrill 4 года назад +5

      @@Dovah_Slayer The pink panther honestly looks like a puma (which is technically not a panther but people call them one anyway sometimes). But he could be a leopard or jaguar.

    • @rfmerrill
      @rfmerrill 4 года назад +4

      @@Dovah_Slayer The subfamily Pantherinae includes lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, snow leopards and clouded leopards. You could refer to any of those as 'panthers'. People often refer to mountain lions/cougars/pumas as 'panthers' as well, even though they are in the Felinae subfamily with the small cats.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 4 года назад

      rfmerrill so by my understanding he might be to some people and he might not be?

    • @justsomenessiewithinternet53
      @justsomenessiewithinternet53 4 года назад +1

      @@RTDelete Only MatPat can solve this puzzle.

  • @blitz_playz437
    @blitz_playz437 4 года назад +7

    Jack:*moans*
    Me:ok so I know I'm not straight anymore

  • @brysonkuhn3290
    @brysonkuhn3290 4 года назад +38

    0:30 That ain't even a '57 T-Bird, that's a '69 or '70 charger.

    • @kylebrody1401
      @kylebrody1401 4 года назад +3

      Definitely seems more like a 68.It’s not as boxy as the 70 in the front. Plus the grill isn’t split.

    • @levil4523
      @levil4523 4 года назад +4

      I’m just glad someone else noticed that wasn’t a tbird

    • @lachlanmackay8899
      @lachlanmackay8899 4 года назад +2

      I’m so happy someone else noticed that even when jack didnt

    • @brysonkuhn3290
      @brysonkuhn3290 4 года назад +3

      @@kylebrody1401 your right. I found the exact picture of the car
      www.hemmings.com/stories/article/second-act-1968-dodge-charger-r-t/amp

  • @CantThinkOfAName1
    @CantThinkOfAName1 4 года назад +26

    My volume was on max, and my younger brother was sitting on the couch.
    Jack moaned louder than a 1 trillion ton pile of tnt

  • @infinitykitty4060
    @infinitykitty4060 4 года назад +50

    I love when Emkay posts. It always makes me smile. Even if it isn't R/Mademesmile
    I love the narrators. They're all creative in their own way to make all the photos funny and awesome!

    • @zantetsuken-zero
      @zantetsuken-zero 4 года назад +4

      My personal favorite ones are Robin and Lexi

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 года назад +5

      @@zantetsuken-zero We all kneel before Queen Lexi

    • @infinitykitty4060
      @infinitykitty4060 4 года назад +2

      OH MY GOD I GOT A HEART!
      Thank you so much! That's amazing!

    • @JayMick
      @JayMick 4 года назад

      Jack's a bit too crazy for me personally. It's like he always has too many shots of coffee before a video.

    • @zantetsuken-zero
      @zantetsuken-zero 4 года назад

      Holy fucking shit a reply and a heart from the gods themselves

  • @duckwithabs4537
    @duckwithabs4537 4 года назад +53

    EmKay: are aliens even technically animals? hmm?
    that should be in r/Facepalm.

    • @novabova07
      @novabova07 4 года назад +9

      Am I stupid? I don’t understand the problem...

  • @federalbureauofinvestigati919
    @federalbureauofinvestigati919 4 года назад +11

    0:27
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    We have your location
    We’re coming for you

  • @playernotfound7860
    @playernotfound7860 4 года назад +13

    3:40
    before anyone says orange to their statement, fun fact: the English word for the color comes from the french word for the fruit. Before that people just basically called it "yellow-red".
    also fun fact: you will likely never need to know this. though it is good if you are into trivia.

  • @sebonator3000
    @sebonator3000 4 года назад +28

    0:36 the thing is, that there's a Dodge Charger R/T from 1969, and not 1957 Ford Thunderbird

    • @sebonator3000
      @sebonator3000 4 года назад

      @@nobody7817 oh yeah. I've mistaken it with the Challenger. Sorry

    • @wee3609
      @wee3609 4 года назад +2

      That’s exactly what I was going to say. I was just scrolling the comments to make sure no one else noticed

    • @LieutenantDonkey
      @LieutenantDonkey 4 года назад +2

      I though I was the only one who picked this up. Good spot

  • @kaylebdamaso1770
    @kaylebdamaso1770 4 года назад +30

    Jack: “It never happens once”
    The screen: 20:20:20 2020
    Me: There’s gonna be a second 2020?!!

    • @ryan-ln2hx
      @ryan-ln2hx 4 года назад +4

      Oh no

    • @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500
      @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500 4 года назад

      Oh frick-

    • @diamondcreeper0982
      @diamondcreeper0982 4 года назад

      no, the stupidity part was the tonight part and since they didn't have and dates and months on calenders cannot go more than 12 so it's impossible to have a moment where all of the numbers are more 12 but until year 121212 or 11111 or 101010 or 9999 or 8888 or 7777 and ... we are not going to have the date-time to match together based on my calculation.
      I'm maybe wrong

  • @minerexsss
    @minerexsss 4 года назад +18

    0:27
    Dude, I had my volume on max, after that I had to get my ass up and check if nobody is in the house right now!

    • @adamniepowiemtego6011
      @adamniepowiemtego6011 3 года назад +2

      Okay please read my next written sentence as LOUD you can. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and H.

  • @MiloWildfire
    @MiloWildfire 4 года назад +6

    5:32 English isn't my first language, but even my head hurts after seeing that

  • @DarrylPanji
    @DarrylPanji 4 года назад +120

    Fun fact: the color orange is named after the fruit
    Fun fact 2: Tangerines have the color orange and oranges have the color tangerine

    • @Dunsparce1265
      @Dunsparce1265 4 года назад +3

      Are we just going to ignore blackberries?

    • @DarrylPanji
      @DarrylPanji 4 года назад +8

      @@Dunsparce1265 I'm just telling you that orange is named after the fruit

    • @nemmnemms
      @nemmnemms 4 года назад

      Or the fruit is named after the color

    • @visionflix2202
      @visionflix2202 4 года назад

      So are lemons

    • @OwlpoAnimations
      @OwlpoAnimations 4 года назад

      MrNugget no the color is named after the fruit. Even though the fruit is a different color then what we consider orange today.

  • @ohewwy3184
    @ohewwy3184 4 года назад +5

    I think I lost it when he started pronouncing Illinois several different ways and went with the most absurd sounding one, lol

  • @jupitersukimaru2358
    @jupitersukimaru2358 4 года назад +92

    Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.
    Oranges: Am I a joke to you?

    • @abhrajitdhar4628
      @abhrajitdhar4628 4 года назад +16

      The colour orange was named after the fruit

    • @Invalidsyntx
      @Invalidsyntx 4 года назад +2

      What about Blackcurrant and Redcurrants?

    • @tommyrasmussen2337
      @tommyrasmussen2337 4 года назад +1

      no the color was named after the fruit orange

    • @EzekielSimonn
      @EzekielSimonn 4 года назад +2

      What about potatoes?

    • @dvision4203
      @dvision4203 4 года назад +1

      This is the first time I went looking for a comment. The color is named after the fruit. You're welcome

  • @MarriedMule
    @MarriedMule 3 года назад +7

    "the ocean?!" Shows great lake. This is definitely how Wisconsin sees the great lakes.

    • @bird2793
      @bird2793 3 года назад +1

      He actually made me Google "distance from Milwaukee to WI" and feel like an idiot. (0 MI?) Apparently the results he was showing to the geographic center of WI!

  • @snailsand
    @snailsand 4 года назад +2

    every episode jack is in always has a part with him talking about how much he loves air friers, and i love it.

  • @elizany76
    @elizany76 4 года назад +30

    Jack why.., my headphones just broke...
    C’mon...

  • @fireyburst3798
    @fireyburst3798 4 года назад +19

    jack: wear some headphones
    me watching from a TV:
    *Visible Confusion*

  • @ryan-fc6qt
    @ryan-fc6qt 4 года назад +9

    “You’re not paralyzed, you just permanently can’t move”

  • @DanielJacksonMusic
    @DanielJacksonMusic 3 года назад +1

    9:42 Well you can get one thing right jack XD

  • @netrix7494
    @netrix7494 4 года назад +14

    Ayyy JackSucksAtLife was the dude who tried getting the virtual video but failed!

    • @netrix7494
      @netrix7494 4 года назад

      @Xubse I got this notification when I was waching one of his many play button videos lmao
      I was so confused

    • @somepansimp9250
      @somepansimp9250 4 года назад +1

      Hmm glad I ain’t the only one who noticed

  • @GustavRex
    @GustavRex 4 года назад +18

    Yes, you need to strap down everything you're transporting, but you can't strap down gravel. They should put it in a bag, and then strap the bag down.

  • @LilyTheMemelord
    @LilyTheMemelord 4 года назад +99

    person: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color
    orange: *am i a joke to you?*

    • @someguyfromhell1544
      @someguyfromhell1544 4 года назад +14

      Orange was named before the color

    • @emilymurray9010
      @emilymurray9010 4 года назад +17

      Blackberries, blackcurrant, redcurrant

    • @Maya-Jasper
      @Maya-Jasper 4 года назад +14

      Blackberries...

    • @whitesugar486
      @whitesugar486 4 года назад +1

      Can’t forget about watermelon

    • @Maya-Jasper
      @Maya-Jasper 4 года назад +6

      @@whitesugar486 what? How was watermelon named after a color?

  • @lunamoon6185
    @lunamoon6185 4 года назад +47

    Me: brings a snack to school
    My Teacher: have you brought enough for your flow comrades?
    *communism detected*

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 4 года назад +1

      You: What are you, a communist?

    • @megannewell2133
      @megannewell2133 4 года назад +1

      Your teacher: HAND OVER THE TAKIS

    • @haarisaslam3666
      @haarisaslam3666 4 года назад +1

      You: NEVER! TIL DEATH DO US PART!

    • @vanukas8783
      @vanukas8783 4 года назад +1

      @@haarisaslam3666 ask Hitler how that went

  • @PigIlFigo32
    @PigIlFigo32 4 года назад +12

    0:33 that's a dodge charger lol

    • @reidelcoulson
      @reidelcoulson 4 года назад +1

      glad i wasnt the only one to pick up on that

    • @kennpeters1973
      @kennpeters1973 3 года назад +1

      THANK YOU. Glad I wasn't the only one to catch that. Love these vids and the narrators, but sometimes they miss the actual facepalm or hmmm point of a picture or post.

  • @nerdsrus3857
    @nerdsrus3857 4 года назад +2

    3:58 I don't care if this wasn't a big bang theory reference, I love it

  • @Dominic2078
    @Dominic2078 4 года назад +14

    1:47 Into the ocean
    Me, who lives in people in the Midwest. You mean the large lake, right?

    • @levygaming3133
      @levygaming3133 4 года назад +2

      Also they could travel in almost any direction away from the Great Lakes and wouldn’t have to end up in Wisconsin.

  • @youfoundtodd5216
    @youfoundtodd5216 4 года назад +70

    “If your not wearing headphones...”
    *instantly turns volume to 1*

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 4 года назад +5

      English is doomend.
      Native speakers can't understand the difference between you are and your.

    • @jk_the_tyro
      @jk_the_tyro 4 года назад +2

      @@Scarletraven87 a bruhmoment indeed

    • @ltsglitch
      @ltsglitch 4 года назад

      you are lucky I didn't get it in time also I was at a GameStop and everyone was there like hold on what the f#ck (it happened cuz my headphones unplugged)

  • @SapLeaf471
    @SapLeaf471 4 года назад +16

    8:53 i watched the original video and it was a test to see how to get a video to go viral. the thumbnail and title were one of the ways he tried to do so

  • @Broccolie
    @Broccolie 4 года назад +3

    11:06 your right. Pitch meetings are *tight!*

  • @kizzamate
    @kizzamate 4 года назад +44

    When he said grab the headphones I grabbed my set and I was really glad I did, Jesus

    • @cacofany1
      @cacofany1 3 года назад +1

      I skipped ahead just to be a jerk, then I got curious and went back, many regrets.

    • @minerxen
      @minerxen 3 года назад +1

      Me too

  • @Rissoe_Really
    @Rissoe_Really 4 года назад +22

    I have my headphones unplugged but near me, you can't stop me
    Edit: how did i fall for the same trap twice

  • @msbellebelle
    @msbellebelle 4 года назад +10

    8:51 the joke of that video was that he was just trying to ask his subscribers to watch the video over and over, which a surprising amount of people did, actually. In a few of his other videos, he goes through his reddit and theres a ton of people watching that video on multiple different screens.
    Edit: he also made a followup video titled "This video will NOT go viral"

  • @RickyDrpd
    @RickyDrpd 4 года назад +6

    I was actually facepalming when he said "yea into the ocean. I know my geology maps" when that was lake michigan

  • @block2533
    @block2533 4 года назад +8

    “I know my geography!”
    Lake Michigan: *IS AN OCEAN*

  • @IsomerMashups
    @IsomerMashups 4 года назад +4

    "Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour."
    _The oranges are requesting your location._

  • @attackonlob
    @attackonlob 4 года назад +12

    Me: starts watching without headphones Me 15 seconds later: *visible regret*

  • @glowingfox704
    @glowingfox704 4 года назад +16

    3:48 I love how this is 2 sided because for the first tweet, I might as well mention blackberries. For the second tweet, it is pretty obvious.

    • @lizcatty9281
      @lizcatty9281 4 года назад +2

      & oranges 😉

    • @0zymandias_666
      @0zymandias_666 4 года назад +2

      @@lizcatty9281 the color orange was named after the fruit, not the other way around.

    • @truedraigongaming5732
      @truedraigongaming5732 4 года назад

      @@0zymandias_666 I'm not sure but i think she was joking

    • @truedraigongaming5732
      @truedraigongaming5732 4 года назад

      @@nobody7817 I'm not sure but i think she was joking

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +27

    Not just any author, it's *the* author. Bow down to thee. Ah yes, Spain. Home of pizza, pasta, and Venice

  • @exolitealt3502
    @exolitealt3502 3 года назад +2

    “Still going to rate this a one BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LEARN THINGS!”
    My favourite Jack quote.

  • @leviadams3080
    @leviadams3080 4 года назад

    1:35 A bunch of seniors bought cards with something similar to this with the same punchline on it for a senior prank a couple years ago. They put them all over the place, and they still show up from time to time.

  • @Alexbalto
    @Alexbalto 4 года назад +10

    I love how people in the comments talking about jack’s moaning and their reactions 😂

  • @rj28sc
    @rj28sc 4 года назад +12

    "Fun fat: blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour"
    Orange: "Am I a joke to you!?"

  • @Ker0sFat3_
    @Ker0sFat3_ 4 года назад +8

    Jack: you might wanna put on headphones
    also Jack a few seconds later: moans

  • @Earth-jg1ku
    @Earth-jg1ku 4 года назад +3

    3:40, Fine, I guess oranges don’t exist anymore!

  • @theripper1281
    @theripper1281 4 года назад +4

    Jack: *moans*
    Me: "JOKES ON YOU I´M INTO THAT SHIT!"

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +15

    Milwaukee is literally in Wisconsin so yes it’s Wisconsin

    • @aquawoelfly
      @aquawoelfly 4 года назад

      But its 70mi from milwuakee so..... thats Mi In Il or Wi. I think MN and I are to far.
      I have no clue what Google maps he pulled up because that isn't even Wi dells. Its just a generic place in Wi neer Ripon. I knew that without regoogling because its my moms Alma Matta is ripon college and she spoke of going to green lake on the weekends.

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 4 года назад +1

      @@aquawoelfly That's just the place that Google Maps takes you if you tell it to take you from Milwaukee to "Wisconsin" (I just tried it myself to confirm). No idea why Google Maps uses that location (it's not even the center of the state), but that's what it does.

    • @firecarter319
      @firecarter319 4 года назад

      @@erickpoorbaugh6728 I think it might be going to Wisconsin Dells. I saw that too and I went no wtf Milwaukee is in Wisconsin
      Edit: Nevermind just looked it up that's 120 miles so I have no idea

    • @aquawoelfly
      @aquawoelfly 4 года назад

      @@firecarter319 its basicly RIPON wisconsin.

    • @aquawoelfly
      @aquawoelfly 4 года назад

      @@FutabaJRYT how dare you question the aliveness of immortal fearless leader who facts rainbows? Lol

  • @satanopia7655
    @satanopia7655 4 года назад +50

    me: arrives early.
    bots: dont lie, who's been a fan of emkay before june.

  • @met9966
    @met9966 4 года назад +4

    Jack:I know my geology I went to Google Maps
    Me "cry from laughter" I know it old but never falls to make me laugh

  • @name_here___4070
    @name_here___4070 4 года назад +6

    That stock photo person wearing headphones is actually wearing the same headphones as me! (or a similar model)
    Edit: Just realized he has them on backwards. The cable should be on the other side.

  • @popeoftheheavenlysauce349
    @popeoftheheavenlysauce349 3 года назад +1

    4:13 I love this for one reason.
    Just imagine someone looking at an Xbox 360, just to spin 360 degrees then start moonwalking away.

    • @peytonjanes
      @peytonjanes 2 года назад

      Yeah, to show how extra the XBOX is by making a useless turn to do something you could've down without doing the turn.

  • @cruxnajii2056
    @cruxnajii2056 4 года назад +34

    Jack "Are aliens even considered animals?"
    My response: "If it's sentient, it's not bestiality."

  • @merjajarvinen8673
    @merjajarvinen8673 4 года назад +40

    I didnt go and get my headphones...
    It was a mistake😭🤣

    • @jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh
      @jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh 4 года назад

      I am scarred for life and now wear headphones all the time
      Weirdly enough Jack is one of my favorite EmKay narrators

  • @sparkling_h2o895
    @sparkling_h2o895 4 года назад +4

    EmKay: "you better not skip 10 seconds"
    Me: skips 5 seconds

  • @kaz8515
    @kaz8515 3 года назад +2

    I never knew Jack could make that sound so perfectly as well-

  • @minerexsss
    @minerexsss 4 года назад +2

    9:41
    Nice!~
    I love these musical moments.

  • @asierx7047
    @asierx7047 4 года назад +4

    8:45 The Click uploads something that doesn't belong in his cursed shack - 2020, colorized

  • @Beware_of_Meh
    @Beware_of_Meh 4 года назад +13

    Ha jokes on you I can play moans as loud as I want, I’m lonely.

  • @snowyz8125
    @snowyz8125 4 года назад +6

    2:17 I thought he was gonna say brain dead

  • @PeterJamesVillegas
    @PeterJamesVillegas 4 года назад

    Microsoft Employee: Uses a Mac in presentation
    Bill: Jeremy, you're fired

  • @itssoda6774
    @itssoda6774 4 года назад +2

    I love how enthusiastic Jack is

  • @mds67991
    @mds67991 4 года назад +31

    HAHAHA I MANAGED TO BEAT THE NOTIFICATION

  • @MiloWildfire
    @MiloWildfire 4 года назад +5

    0:33 I don't think you understood what was the facepalm there...

  • @VixieStickz
    @VixieStickz 4 года назад +19

    Day 25 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason... again since there were two uploads this time

  • @skill3158
    @skill3158 3 года назад +1

    Brooooo u got me with that "anywayyyy" att the beginning 😭😭😭

  • @epiclolnani
    @epiclolnani 4 года назад +2

    Jack: gives *headphone warning*
    Me: *Already has them on*
    Jack: *moans aggressively*
    Me: yes

  • @warrwarr9816
    @warrwarr9816 4 года назад +6

    2:05
    Microsoft is smart. Apple laptops are the best for presentations.
    Everything else, use Microsoft.

  • @Cyytrx
    @Cyytrx 4 года назад +9

    What if airplanes never move their just flying in the sky and world moves so you can reach your destination, then the airplane lands

  • @SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo
    @SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo 4 года назад +5

    EmKay died when Damien left

  • @xferx8031
    @xferx8031 4 года назад

    People sponsored by air fryer companies:I get paid soooo much
    Jack:Wait you're getting paid

  • @wowfactor9678
    @wowfactor9678 4 года назад +1

    3:05 I can hear Gordon Ramsey is screaming “it’s raw!”

  • @sebastian4307
    @sebastian4307 4 года назад +6

    I like how hes roasting a bit but hey
    THATS JUST A THERIE A REDDIT THERIE

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 4 года назад +5

    8:51 To be fair Jacksucksatlife did get several vids with over 1 million around that time and he was testing the algorithm to see what works. 500K views compared to his 200K average is quite good.
    #turdboigang

  • @Dominic2078
    @Dominic2078 4 года назад +5

    7:00 In just more concerned about why u can rent a pet

  • @hatsuneblacktrousers
    @hatsuneblacktrousers 4 года назад

    9:28 this is a good example of how the ends don't justify fake science