SKYRIM CAN YOU PARALYZE EVERY NPC CHALLENGE? Skyrim Is A perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits!!!
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- Опубликовано: 29 фев 2020
- Skyrim is a fantastically balanced game in the great elder scrolls series of RPGs. Anyway today we are discovering that skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits well excluding the Skyrim Paralyze Only Challenge. So today I chose to revisit the game and ask the question. Can you paralyze ever npc in skyrim? and Can you beat skyrim with only a Alchemy? These are the important questions which have gone unanswered for too long! So yes today we are going to break the game with the power of Alchemy and Paralysis!!! Reanu keeves adventures is set to continue and take new exciting turns as the Spiffing Brit also takes the alchemy of skyrim to the next level of video game exploits on his quest for the Most Overpowered Potion. Honestly all of this is one big experiment gone wrong :D So we sit down and watch the spiffing brit find all 1000 npcs of skyrim and give them paralysis potions. So lets Paralyze every npc!!! This best be possible in Elder scrolls 6.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Skyrim Paralyze only challenge! How on earth can one english bugger beat Skyrim Special Edition with only potions!!
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“Ah, you’re finally awake”.
Skyrim needs tea trees on the wagon.
Or at least a kettle
Ice Pheonix or a kettle with tea in it already made tree
"Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up."
@@thespiffingbrit its like a fairy tale, and then all of skyrim falled into a very long sleep.
Alright
Spiff here has 1018 paralysis potions, each of them with 92353 seconds duration, which is around 25 hours, 39 minutes and 13 seconds. He had two options at one moment: paralysing Skyrim for around a day, or paralysing a single NPC for 3 YEARS, 8 days and 21 seconds.
Hard decision
He could've made them way stronger if he wanted, I've got potions in my inv right now that last for 2147483647 seconds... Whatever that is... And you can just keep going as high as you want lol
@@helenatn7596 68.2 years.
Nazeem....
Are you telling me I can paralyse nazeem for years on end.... Interesting. Can you drag paralysed people?
@@db5094 sadly no
Spiff: *Paralyses NPC for 25 hours*
Me: *Paralyses NAZEEM for over 500 days*
Not Long Enough tbh
nazeem?
@@augustmancuso2272 Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
I paralyzed him so hard he decomposed offscreen. Don't pretend you never have.
Imagine playing Skyrim for so long that he comes back
I've heard Heimskr Shouting about Talos after he's already dead and the body was cleaned up. You literally can't shut that guy up.
Oh one of the first things I did after becoming balgruuf’s thane was kill Heimskr then get pardoned for it
@@indigo4710 really, you kill the guy who likes talks, and not the five foot fuck called nazeem
Nazeem and Heimskr’s Black Soul Gems currently sit on my Wall of Annoying NPC Shame display in my house. I love the mod that labels your Black Soul Gems with the characters you put in them lol
@@teddy-beargamer6385 that mod does sound amazing
So annoying
_....Aaaand_ the crowd echoed: "Perfectly balanced. As all things should be"
This reminds me of mitten squad
@@mrsmoko5964 "you sleep rather soundly for a modder"
Spiff I am bout to break ur Heart but u could have super the potion u already had 😂
What crowd, arent they all paralysed?
With the paralysis poison bug(?), you can actually remove some essential NPCs from the game. There should be a few different way to do this, but the one I've seen work the best is with the sawmills. Paralyze someone outside, drag them onto the cut logs that come off the saw mill. When a log is cut, it falls off the mill, sits on top of the pill and then despawns after a few seconds. Any object or character, player character included, that is on top of this log when it despawns will be launched into orbit. The force is enough to launch people out of the loaded in area. Unless I am mistaken, launching an essential NPC out of the loaded area will cause the game to lose track of them and result in them disappearing from the game.
That sounds like a LOT of fun!
God I hope spiff does this
*twirls mustache* Dastardly!
Now we need this for Preston
This would be one of Spiff's most hysterical videos to date, @@joshd2013.
Fun fact: Netch jelly is the only ingredient in the game with paralysis as its first effect, meaning you can paralyze yourself with it. Supposedly this can be used to save yourself from falling damage, though I've never tried this myself.
I've tried it, and it does save you from fall damage. I spent longer than I wanted to getting some, then jumped off the throat of the world. I was completely fine. Perfectly Balanced, As All Things Should Be.
If you use Netch jelly with the Whirlwind Sprint shout you can travel large distances. Thank you Ymfah for the info
I never explored Solstheim that much in my first playthrough so I just got some Netch jelly the other day, and my first instinct was to consume it to see what it’s effect was, I was so confused for like 5 seconds as my character just froze and fell over and then unfroze again. Then I put two and two together. So, that was an interesting moment.
CorkbulbRoot as well. Just sayin'.
@@evinbraley Ah, yes, Whirlwind Catapult. Classic. XD
The fact that I felt a chill down my spine when he said "real world hours" is proof enough of Reanu Keeves' power.
I love how in his quest to find a pack mule companion in whiterun, he accidentally stumbled upon one of the daedric princes
Sanguine is the deadric prince of vibing
Yup
@@thespiffingbrit why don't you get the killable children mod when you always try to kill them
@@thespiffingbrit of course u talking about Reanu Keeves, not this boring devil prince '-'
He is indeed an immortal breathtaking boy, the daedric prince should've shown more reverence towards Mr. Keeves.
10:17 "You can duplicate just about anything else it would seem"
Fails to just duplicate the potions and cut the work in half
xCCflierx rip
Oof
cant dupe potions. use one and it removes all the duplicates from your inventory.
@@thathappyguy7580 couldn't you just like....use them one at a time? Like store them somewhere and grab them one by one, or drop the stack down to one and then use one, pick em back up
@@Jaknife101 no i tried this using the chest in breezehome which shouldnt have been affected however even being a seperate hold doesnt stop its use. using a unique item registers anything else with the same item number null i think.
"There's not much friction on a Whiterun guard" had me rolling
Me too
The fastest way to get alchemy ingredients is to plant them at your hearthfire home. get the garden addon indoors and the garden outdoors. Just plant imp stools and swamp fungal pods and wait 3 days. With the alchemy perk to pick double plants you get 6 from each pick. And I think there are around 25 spots in total so 6x25=150 ingredients every 2 min or so.
That's how I always level my alchemy with paralyzing pots ^^
Too much math for my smol brain.
Woah that's efficient.
too slow, use creep cluster, scary pholitoliapolia, and mora tepinella, it makes by far one of the most expensive potions ive ever seen and thus level up at max rate
False, the fastest way to do anything is to use console commands properly. I’ve “played” video games so much that I can execute console commands blindfolded, drunk, one arm behind my back, after a night of no sleep, and with the most awful migraine of all time,
@@RazzBeri1 the comment meant without console commands, that's also the point of the video as well. Anyone can do a quick Google and use commands, but it's funnier this way.
In 2011 shortly after getting the game, I reached the bloke who blocks entrance to soveringard on the giant skeleton thing. He challenges you to a fight to get in. I paralyzed him with a spell and he fell down, slid off the ribs of the skeleton bridge and fell to his "Death" He reappeared in front of me and told me something about it being an honorable fight lol. GG.
It makes you wonder about all the "Dishonorable" fights he's seen in his time. After standing there for millennia, one has to winder: How low does his bar go?
Encysted you don’t want to know
69 likes , nice
@@Encysted Never thought about it like that. But yeah... Just hundreds of nords coming and killing him with enchanted forks.
Its all about perspective.
"why can you still talk!!"
"TALKING IS A FREE ACTION!"
"A drinking contest? I can't lose!" - not realising you are having a drinking contest with the literal god of hedonism, Sanguine!
Hey y’all, so I just found something out while doing the restoration glitch, if you take off your armor, drink the potion, and put your armor back on again (as normal) but when you put your armor back on, find the strongest one (the one that increases the potion highest, dosent matter what it is) and keep putting on and taking it off (keep in mind you haven’t left your inventory after drinking the potion) it will keep staking, so you could go from a potion that increases restoration by 15% to 5000% just by taking off and putting back on the best potion increaser in your inventory
thats restoloop
Dear Spiff, when it comes to Yorkshire, you seem to forget that it's a British Company. And the philosophy of any British Company is the same as the British Empire: why should they pay someone for a job that they are already doing for them for free? Sure you're a british citizen and a sir but they have a reputation to uphold you know
@@thespiffingbrit Uhh nice gonna do that ^^
Oh my they have finally done it, the church of tea shall be a reality at last
@@thespiffingbrit That's...cryptic. Definitely gonna do that. Is that UTC or EST? Gotta know so I can set my coffee machine to brew me a cup in time.
@@randomlyentertaining8287 did you say coffee heretic?
I use my coffee machine to make tea.
>Some dude: beats 8h plank world record
>Heimskr: Watch me
You could also just enchant a wooden sword with paralysis if you don't want to spend a million years duplicating ingredients, and then you can paralyze children too. In that case you'd probably just want to duplicate some black soul gems
I've done this. It can take one hit or it can take 20. I couldn't get it to work on children. Not that i really tried that hard 😏
@@E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- why that emoji
@@lmao3911 why not
@@E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E- cause it’s annoying af
@@lmao3911 then dont look at it
It’s funny how the first time I hear him say “what have I done” is when he’s surrounded by the paralyzed npc instead of npc corpses, gotta love those priorities lol
"No I'm not a thief trying to rob you, I'm a benevolent God"
That's what they say when they administer the vax.
@@MotesTV ???
Spiff: [places paralysis potion]
NPC: keeps talking
Spiff: How are you still talking?
Todd: It just works !
That’s just what Heimskr is like.
Its the power all priests of talos have
Turns out he has a phone playing that speech, because he's sick of repeating it all the time.
I don’t know if anyone mentioned already but the Ebony Warrior is resistant to paralysis, frost, and burn damage. Also, since he’s a redguard, he’s resistant to poisons.
WE WUZ SKYRIMZ N SHIET
He's not "resistant" to poisons, he's straight up immune due to being an end game level boss. I believe he's also immune to paralysis, being disarmed by the Disarm shout and being frozen by the Ice Form shout. Basically any cheese strat that isn't just a straight up nuke of damage from a weapon one-shotting him they made him immune to because he's meant to be a challenge.
Edit: Okay he's SUPPOSED to be immune to poison, but Spiff somehow made him take damage from one in the video lol
@@morgantaylor84Tbf, the Disarm shout only works on enemies up to level 30.
heimskr's love of talos is too strong for a mere paralysis potion
Thats why I give him the sword
Step 1: Get Reanu Keeves shirt.
Step 2: Wear the Reanu Keeves shirt.
Step 3: Brew some Yorkshire tea.
Step 4: Spill the Yorkshire tea onto the shirt.
Step 5: Be obliterated as the soul of Reanu Keeves is empowered enough to leave the shirt due to the energy of the tea.
Firock Finion He is here.
..or just be given a whole lot of skooma....
Instructions unclear. Wound up summoning the ghost of Hodd Toward instead
After knowing how to conjure those two.....
What do I have to do to be visited by 100 Stat Man?
@@HappyBeezerStudios Presumably get a 100 Stat Man shirt and do the same thing?
I'm starting to realize that I'm gradually and slowly forgetting the real name of Keanu Reeves.
RIP Keanu Reeves.
How could you forget the real name of Reanu Keeves?
Some non-believer told my it was Keanu Reeves. Ugh, heathens.
Whos keanu reeves? I only know reanu keeves
I actually start confusing the names by now. Can't get which one is breathtaking and which one makes you breathtaking...
Bruh XD it’s Renault keeves not jeans omg smh
Edit: dam autocorrect be like
I feel that Spiff acknowledges the awkward phrasings like pointy bottom enough to discourage people but not interrupting the flow of the video. It's honestly pretty impressive.
Who would've predicted the Ebony Warrior spend two years building up an immunity to paralysis potions
"fastest method to do this" you need 2 ingredients for 1 potion... just dupe the potion this saves half the time right?
Thats what i though he was gonna do at the start... Well guess he wants to have some fun time making potions
Spiff might need a new keyboard after reading that, because he would have spit out his tea once he realized.
Just make a weapon of paralysis
Are you saying reanu keeves doesn't know what he's doing?
@@thespiffingbrit the real crime here is the cursed shaved Lewis Brindley doppelganger at 29:33
31:51 A wild Ebony Warrior appears
Spiff: [uses paralysis potion]
It's not very effective...
😮 Spiff has never played the drinking competition mission?! It's one of my favorite missions in the game. Retracing your steps across the entire world and figuring out what happened during your blackout 😆 Classic.
"If you are stale and hard for 24 hours you might need medical attention"
Hmm...
HmMMmMmMmMMMMMM *goes on for 4000 real world hours*
HmmNMMM ominous
hmm what? no substance to your comment smh
Heimskr's still talking because he's been blessed by TALOS THE MIGHTY
TALOS THE UNASSAILABLE
You know, he walked alongside us, NOT AS GOD, BUT AS MAN!
@@noodlesgamebox5903 AND AS MAN YOU SAID "LET ME SHOOOOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS STORMCROWN. BORN OF THE NORTH. WHERE MY BREATH IS LOOOOOOOONG WINTER".
I see many here are plagued by the words of heimsker
nice I have 69 likes
25 hours later: Hey you, you're finally awake. You tried to exist on the same plane of existence as Reanu Keeves.
Same as us, and him, and her, and him, and her, and...
(six hours later)
“...and that thief over there.”
is that an AQW character on ur pfp
@@eternityD9 Yes, I haven't bothered changing it in years. Should probably get around to it, or not.
@@Ryugetsuga gave me hella nostalgia
I was so surprised when Paralysis worked on Alduin in the end battle that I had to reload a save because I was too busy laughing to kill him.
I did this and was able to make a paralysis poison that lasted 3,167,493,180 seconds, which is equal to a little over 100 YEARS
Thank you Spiff for enlightening me.
I hope you used it wisely. I hope you offered that sweet sip to Nazeem.
I hope you used it wisely. I hope you offered that sweet sip to Nazeem.
I hope you used it wisely. I hope you offered that sweet sip to Nazeem.
Legendary
I think potions are 32-bit integers so that's genuinely impossible...
22:50 "You may be able to stop my body but you cannot stop my faith in Talos!"
19:20 "It’s a gift"
The funny thing is that Gift is literally the German word for poison
I guess the German Grinch loves christmas.
Gift is Swedish noun for poison and an adjective for married...
@@roosterbooster6238 i guess its everything the same so.
I really wondered though why the status effect gift was a good one when i first used a so called ability on enemies in the english version of age of wonders.
@@roosterbooster6238 torilla tavataan
Dude you’re hilarious. The whole Skyrim series is brilliant!
Definitely deserve more credits.
I get a disproportionate amount of satisfaction every time I hear The Spiffing Brit say "ladies and gentlemen". It really is magical.
Quick Save, Punch, Reload.
"It just works" - Todd Howard
I think you mean Hodd Toward
Praise be
12:59 "We can't lose."
*Are you sure about that?*
Edit: Also even in paralysis, Heimskr is STILL preaching.
PRAISE TALOS!
Heimskr is just too powerful, perhaps he can even rival Reanu Keeves
Talos be praised!
25:20 "All of Whiterun is completely utterly paralyzed"
*Child runs away in the background*
Children are immortal
@@catchara1496 With mods, not anymore
I don't know if you're still reading these but I literally have laughing tears. The second guard you paralyzed on the steps, got me!. Thank you for the great gag.
10:50 never do the dupe trick next to barrels, walls, or any other objects, and be on a flat ground. Some items clip through walls and objects really easily because of their size and shape. Also, if you do it in town, the guards are going to get upset with you if any of the items were previously stolen since they're still internally tagged as "stolen item".
@@thespiffingbrit of course Ower incredible handsome tea drinking lord has thought of everything
so its actually there but soon it gets clipped and lost to the void?
@@zanagi perhaps
Hey Spiff did you know that you're now officially featured in German Newspapers, I found an article about this video
Hast du einen Link?
@@EBProGamer it's a newspaper.
@@kennyyuliandrika7162 hast du nen Flyer?
@@EBProGamer I saw both your comments in a different language for a second
Er B ahahaha
15:33 " I need to vent my frustration " chokeslams her so hard he does a back flip after hitting the ground.. I'm actually dead
"You can't pickpocket children"
Is there a mod that does that? Because I'm 99% sure I've stolen alchemy ingredients from children.
@Ezra Nobleheart i would imagine that imagining things doesnt answer the persons question and maybe you could leave a definite answer instead or just dont respond if you dont know. so many people do that on so many forums it drives me crazy
@Ezra Nobleheart Yes it does. But honestly Simple Killable Children is better and also allows you to pickpocket them.
@retsaM innavoiG some people just want to be pricks for no reason
@@SobeCrunkMonster 9lllllll
@@SobeCrunkMonster im bringing u back here to be embarrassed by how dorky u used to be
"A Night to Remember" its one of my favourite quest's in Skyrim)
Ikr
For me it was very awkward, when Ysolda had to explain to me how I said that I'm going to marry a hagraven, because I'm so madly in love with her. Mainly because I was ALREADY MARRIED TO YSOLDA 😂
I never get it right. It always seems ridiculously short, I miss most of it. I must do things in the wrong order. Next time I'll follow the guide I think.
Dude got roofied by sanguine himself
Quick Fact Of The Day: reanu keeves invented tea
TIME FOR A TEA PAAAARRRRTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY
This is the theory behind the invention of tea according to Wikipedia: "The history of tea dates back to ancient China, almost 5,000 years ago. According to legend, in 2732 B.C. Emperor Shen Nung discovered tea when leaves from a wild tree blew into his pot of boiling water."
Invention of tea in ancient China is far more plausible than it being invented by the fictional character Reanu Keeves, unless you're claiming he lived in ancient China at some point and made the discovery there.
@@salted6422 Reanu Keeves is immortal he is everywhere and he was allways.
@Mark Doom Bold of you to assume I even get invited to parties. Of course I could come uninvited, but I suppose others would find it a bit rude.
@@salted6422 You do realize that the so called Emperor Shen Nung was just an alias for Reanu Keeves right? Get your facts checked by something else other than Wikipedia, since a lot of the information in it is wrong.
Spiff doesnt realize he had accidentally stumbled upon the single greatest daedric prince side quest
The way Angeline falls back expressionless after being yeeted is the funniest thing in the world to me.
Edit: 4:48
We need a skyrim mod where every sound is "pointy bottom"
Do you think Todd Howard wakes up in a cold sweat everytime Spiff finds an exploit?
No, no he does not. It just works or so he said
I don't think Todd Howard puts much emotional stock into his products
@@joekaz5198 non non, His emotions are embedded on the bugs, Todd Howard is the only developer that has Amusing Bugs
"I sense a great disturbance in the balance"
You know what’s funny about this with the paralysis time and with the speed of game to world if you paralyzed all of them for that long their muscles would probably atrophy and they would not be able to move afterwards anyway
Dump on the atrophy of their muscles. If you paralyze someone for that long, they will suffocate to death.
This video makes me wonder how amazing it would be to use the fortify restoration loop to boost the alteration(?) skill to amp up the Mass Paralysis spell to see how powerful that'd become.
Patrick Steward recently confirmed in a Google auto complete interview, that he drinks Yorkshire Gold. I must say that my first thoughts went straight to the *Spiffing Steward* , I mean *the Patrick Brit*
Brew me up scotty
steward...
Watching you start “A Night to Remember” without knowing what you were getting into gave me such joy. I remember the first time I was tricked into that stupid drinking contest 😂😂
A tea drinking contest right?
@@PrepareToDie0 no
It kinda baffled me how he had no idea, it's like the most infamous quest in the entire game
Andrew Lowery it’s a joke
I discovered the quest mainly because I wanted his money. I also wanted to kill Sam. Good times.
"Not just the men, but the woman and children too."
They're like animals, and I paralyzed them like animals.
I HATE THEM!!!
But he has the high ground - don't do it!
15:09 Or, you could buy one Canis Root and one Imp Stool, get a custom house, build the garden, grow more Canis Root and Imp Stool (wait as needed), improve the house, build the better indoor garden to grow even more, and not rely on the wonky glitches. That's how I beat the whole damn game the first time by paralyzing everything and wailing on them...
You could've also made a knife of paralysis that did like 1 damage but have an insane duration, which would've made this easier
Fork. Enchant a fork with paralysis.
Jacob Freeman I have one of those. It's amazing
Actually most NPCs resist enchant paralysis so potions are better....but... Coat a weapon with the potion instead would have cut the need by 10x I think...Also lets you paralyze even children....If your into that sorta thing
@@julianwalker1827 clearly not a parent
Ba dum, tssssss!
No One:
Spiff:Makes Everyone in the world Stale and hard.
*me wondering why he didn’t just duplicate the poison of paralysis*
Turns out duplicating potions kinda doesn't work. You can duplicate them, but using a single one uses all of the duplicates at the same time
@@MelodicTurtleMetal well that sucks
I'm pretty sure you get the option to choose how many of an item you put in someone's pocket when you reverse pickpocket.
times like these make me miss Oblivion's scroll drop glitch, made duplication so much easier
0:34 Reanu Keeves is the strongest video game character ever created, until Keanu Reeves arrives in Cyberpunk 2077
@@thespiffingbrit I can't wait for "Cyberpunk 2077 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits whatsoever"
I bet 100 stat man could beat them both
@@thespiffingbrit are we shure keeves can make it?
@@thespiffingbrit also why not duplicate 975216 second paralasys potion instead of duplicating briar heart
2.
Reanu Keaves is Skyrim/Todd Howard's Sleep Paralysis Demon.
“I just cant even, I just cant even comprehend what you’re being even is” -Spiff, 2020
Erikur... "what a powerful being". That was the best part 30:53
"40 bounty added in Whiterun."
"Last witness killed. 40 bounty removed from Whiterun."
Sorry wot? You were in the middle of a bloody field! And the only one killed was the ebony warrior! And he is what gave you the bounty!
Spiff what have you done?!
I've had someone from halfway across the map send hired thugs after me for killing a person and taking their herbs in an isolated shack in a field with no witnesses
Emma Hamilton To be fair, if someone gets murdered like that, and the player already has a reputation for such things, it’s not a stretch to blame the Dragonborn
@@teddy-beargamer6385 It's also quite stupid to try and kill them since you will die via dragon if they don't stop the end of the world
@@bengal4047
Dead bandits sending hired thugs after you is the best/s. Can't even take my anger out on them because I already killed them.
RE: Mage Build
The Augmented Shock perk, the Impact perk and the second tier lightning bolt spell will stunlock anything. Impact staggers enemies hit by your dual-cast magic and it isn't listed but Augmented Shock lets you stagger large enemies too. IE dragons, mammoths and giants. I don't know if it works in Skyrim Special Edition but it trivialised most fights once I had enough magicka regeneration, including all the final bosses.
I chose the second tier lightning spell for two reasons; Shock because there's no travel time and Lightningbolt because the lower teir spells are far more efficient on damage-done:magicka-cost. Teir 2 is the lowest that procs Impact. Thunderbolt would work just the same but I wasn't abusing enchanting/smithing stacking so the magicka cost was way too much to consider.
the funniest part is where sam aka sanguine managed to get him participate in a side quest xD xD xD
Thank you Spif, we really appreciate the amount of work you put in these videos.
Belrand: Did I ever tell that one time when I travelled along the legendary Reanu Keeves paralyzing everyone on Skyrim ? Good times...
Edit: RIP Belrand.
He shall be remembered, he went to the sky's teaching Angels how to get "paralized"..
RUclips: "2 minutes ago"
Reality: 18 Hours ago
Thanks, youtube.
Anyone gonna tell him that he could just enchant a sword with Paralisis?
unfortunately there's no reliable paralysis enchantment, even with the fortify restoration loop it's still always a low chance that any npc will be paralyzed when you hit them
@@averyvonfrank3282 What do you mean?
I gave my follower a sward with Exploit Paralysis enchantment on it and she never failed to put them down even once!
Just cracnk the numbers to the Pre Crash Upper Limits!
Just so you know you don't have to pick them back up. You can just drop the ones in followers inventory and have them repick it up. Makes this 10 times faster. Tried this to see how long it took only 1.5 hours with my way (just to get all the ingredients)
Hah, I was drinking a Iced Break coffee while I was watching thi--
*What was that explosion?*
U ok?
Reading the comments and spiffs replies made me realise how much research and work he has put into this video.
Gg my man
I’m honestly surprised that when I got to the 16 minute mark that you haven’t added carry weight to your shoes So that they actually allow you to carry literally everything in the game at the same time like I do oh by the way every item in the game can received to enchantments
Even cheese wheels?
@30:00 we can see Reanu Keeves regard the children with the type of curiosity a cat may regard a fish protected by a fish bowl. He is aware he can not harm them, however he still watches intently ready if they were to ever drop there guard…
I've tried paralyzing NPCs for extended periods, but sadly when I fast traveled away, then returned they were back to normal. even though they were paralyzed for 12 real-time days. :(
Read the pinned comment.
6:34 Spiff: If you are stale and hard for over 24 hours, you may want to seek medical attention.
12:08 Also Spiff: Suddenly Reanu Keeves has some cute, warm, fluffy bOoTiEs to wear. Oh that's fantastic.
Next step, "skyrim highlander" : gather them all in a nice large pile in dragonreach hall, wait 24h RL hours for them to wake up and use temptress "mayhem" skill (or some modified fury spell), to watch them all fight to death for 10 minutes :).
Literally one of the top ten channels on RUclips.
Thank you for gracing us with your wonderful content.
Top tip: when wanting to just drop or sell 1 item at the time select your stack and press the home key on your keyboard, this will take it straight down to 1, helpful for this glitch or power levelling speech!
This is some Sheogorath level of Shenaniganeringy
I'll be honest, this is the first time I stumbled across this channel and I had to subscribe as I find it very entertaining, in comparison to many channels I've seen. Well done in the success of your channel as I believe this is a real gem 👍👍👍
Wonderful video! Can’t wait for a new chapter! 💫
ive tried this before...sadly, reloading an area seems to "cure" everyone's paralysis...like, leaving the area, fast-traveling, loading a save, pretty much Everything you do (besides Staying in the same city) will cancel out the effect...
rtyuik7 i too have tried this sadly only a town ..but fantastic
Open cities mod, BADA bing bada boom
@@thespiffingbrit (first off, Wow, Spiff Himself replied to me! i feel special xD) sadly, i only have a Switch, so i cant use any Mods or anything, but i can still exploit the hell out of it...also might explain why NPCs reload so often for me...
Simple reason for Heimskr being able to keep preaching when he's paralyzed: the truth cannot be silenced! :-)
Until you kill him I guess? \_(0_0)_/
16:15 do i see u using the wrong route, thats almost as bad as killing paarthunax
Item duplication was always much faster in oblivion
"This Potion of Poison of Paralysis." Hmmmm
I mean, you could have just enchanted those lovely new boots to increase Reanu's carry capacity, but I guess you did not want to make him even stronger?
The resulting enchantment would probably be so strong that the sheer density of his pockets would rip a hole in reality and let him escape to the real world, resulting in the immediate destruction of life in all of its forms.
This moment when you start thinking Reau Keeves is the real name in this situation instead of Keanu Reeves
I absolutely love these adventures of Reanu Keeves, so funny and entertaining! Thank you for this!
Himeskyr is gonna have mad core strength after planking for that long.
it is especially funny when you know that "gift" ist the german word for poison :D
"i got a little gift for you"
22:54 Clearly his faith in Talos is stronger than the poison. I guess that means that Keanu Reeves is not as powerful as a divine?
He is hiding a tiny version of himself who talks for him.