I can't wait for the year 2032, where Josh is reacting to Jacob's story he would by then have told in 2024 about the first time it was his turn to score with a MILF...
I just turned 18 still in high-school senior year mid January and got a job at IHOP for some spending money and this waitress walked by and in my head said God damn I'm in love lol... a week later another waitress hears her say the new guy is cute and she tells me so I jump at it and go talk to her, find out she's 32 and I told her I just turned 18 Jan 10th. We hook up a few nights later and my friends said something to my homeroom teacher and I walk in one day and he says I hear your BMOC now. I said what is that, and he says big man on campus sleeping with an older woman. I laugh it off and shrug. The whole school found out and I wasn't hiding it, I took her to a party or two and Christened a couch or two lol... we smashed thru the summer when I got a real job as a steamfitter union job so leaving at 5 am back at 6 or 7 pm and shes writing letters about missing me and cooking breakfast for me and crap, I get a tattoo of her name on my arm and less than a month later were broken up lol... that was back in 1993. She was a great time but damn that was dumb of me.
This is not even that bad, the comedian Reginald D Hunter talked about finding out what his father got upto and he had to get out of the car and smoke a joint, haha. Those stories have not been topped to this day.
My boy if your dad got her pregnant she wouldn't be your mom you wouldn't exist at all and we didn't have the internet to do research lol it was all learn as you go lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂😂
@@crystanick2697 hhhhmmm, nope, now that i think about it, it changes nothing.. only his father and mother could make him, no one else.. he could only be made by those two people.. without them two, he would not exist to call anyone else mom. but, again, well played.. had me for a minute..
Jacob is not a comedian or funny at all , he’s just jealous of his dads success that’s why he slates everything he does . Go get another type of job Jacob this one is not for you 🙄
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NGL Jacob sounds like he has some personal experience in the MILF game.
"Do your research" he says. Like we could just go to the library 😂
Hey man, some librarians are way fucken hotter than they have any bizness being.
Some of them already have a library
If you didnt know, vaginal opening is where the balls hang out when sitting chill. LOL
There no need for a library.
Man my dad would just tell me stories like because he knew it would gross me out. Mofucka.
same bro, too much detail as well 😭💀
Jacob's face 😂😂😂
I can't wait for the year 2032, where Josh is reacting to Jacob's story he would by then have told in 2024 about the first time it was his turn to score with a MILF...
Mid-Fuck-Snack!! Brooooooooo! lol 😂
I just turned 18 still in high-school senior year mid January and got a job at IHOP for some spending money and this waitress walked by and in my head said God damn I'm in love lol... a week later another waitress hears her say the new guy is cute and she tells me so I jump at it and go talk to her, find out she's 32 and I told her I just turned 18 Jan 10th. We hook up a few nights later and my friends said something to my homeroom teacher and I walk in one day and he says I hear your BMOC now. I said what is that, and he says big man on campus sleeping with an older woman. I laugh it off and shrug. The whole school found out and I wasn't hiding it, I took her to a party or two and Christened a couch or two lol... we smashed thru the summer when I got a real job as a steamfitter union job so leaving at 5 am back at 6 or 7 pm and shes writing letters about missing me and cooking breakfast for me and crap, I get a tattoo of her name on my arm and less than a month later were broken up lol... that was back in 1993. She was a great time but damn that was dumb of me.
I want to see you guys so much you guys are my favorite comedians
We need to see Josh's reaction to Jake's reaction 😂😂
Im 31 and.... Not wrong. *sigh* lol why I say I won't leave my husband I don't want to train another one. 😉
Wow you sure are toxic 😂😂
To be sure, your training isn't that great lol
Sounds like he should leave your toxic a$$
@@rustyshackleford1647She's not lying 🤷
@@KathyAnne28 how would you know ? You fucking her old man?
Listen, I'm a woman and even I was surprised at how far back that sucker was the first time. Like I don't use tampons, so I had no idea where it was.
This is not even that bad, the comedian Reginald D Hunter talked about finding out what his father got upto and he had to get out of the car and smoke a joint, haha. Those stories have not been topped to this day.
Alternate title: “I listen to my dad talk about getting molested” 😂
It's not molested ya idiot when he is already 21 and it's two consisting adult's
That's not molestation bud !!
@@rustyshackleford1647 😦
@@greenphantomog Problem?
Oh it can be fun!
My boy if your dad got her pregnant she wouldn't be your mom you wouldn't exist at all and we didn't have the internet to do research lol it was all learn as you go lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂😂
lol
😂😂
no
If she’s that easy….that should be a warning sign to stay away because how many other dudes she jumped in that fast with.
when we getting new stories/shows? i feel like its been the same clips and specials for so long now
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BET
😅😅😅🔥🔥💨✌️
My first time was with a 58 year old so whoever her son is guess what bro
Jacob, you would be turned off by a woman a little older than you who let's it be known she wants that? Really?
Wait a minute... Didnt you go to your dad for womanly advice young man?
Could not have been the last time. Otherwise, you never would have been born. Think boy think.
someone doesnt know how genetics work.. only your mom could have been your mom..
I mean... The woman he calls mom isn't genetically his mom so... 🤷🏽♀️
@@crystanick2697 Touche` - Then I Should Say Mother... Well Played Friend, Well Played...😉
@@crystanick2697 hhhhmmm, nope, now that i think about it, it changes nothing.. only his father and mother could make him, no one else.. he could only be made by those two people.. without them two, he would not exist to call anyone else mom. but, again, well played.. had me for a minute..
Jacob is not a comedian or funny at all , he’s just jealous of his dads success that’s why he slates everything he does . Go get another type of job Jacob this one is not for you 🙄
The jokes are lame and the kid is clueless.