FIRST TIME I SLEPT WITH A GROWN WOMAN
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- Опубликовано: 18 апр 2023
- When I was in college, I had dated plenty of girls...but then I met a grown woman.
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Oi @ Josh Wolf, more content plz. A special maybe? 😮❤
Too funny... the woman I hooked up with said... either I'm coming or you're going...
Mm. Mm mmm.mnk...mm.....m.......rp
As a young man...when you hook up with a grown woman it's life changing. That shit will make you walk around like Saturday Night Fever after.
You're goddamn right there, good sir. It's a thrill far superior than any rollercoaster.
😂😂❤❤
25 and had a fling with a 45 year old Redhead summer of 1989
It was only three meetups but I will never forget.
Hilarious 😂
I mean….thank you 😂
When someone says "I had a woman come to........I wasn't planning on telling this story" you know it's going to be good.
It sounds as if she regained consciousness.
Yessss😂😂😂
the greatest sexual progress ive ever made was being comfortable with a woman saying to me during sex, "no, do it like this."
And if we aren’t comfortable with you, we won’t tell you either. We just let what happens happen usually.
@@savannamariee Lol man women gotta stop that. How they gon learn? Lol Ladies let ‘em* know they ain’t it if they ain’t.
@@ChelzLovesPeanut most women are too scared honestly. We know all men aren’t bad. But most of us have had bad experiences.
Bless you 🙏🏼 ♥️
@@savannamariee if you aren’t comfortable why you letting them inside you?
I was 21yr old an was friends with benefits with a 40yr old woman for about 6 or 7 month an after that time with her I learned alot!!! Fast forward 15yrs went with my wife back to my home town seen her in the bar I told my wife she was there,I was talking to some friends my wife went to restroom & unknowning to me my wife went an introduced her self an told her thank you for teaching me!! I was so embarrassed and red !! I agree Josh Wolf no young man is ready!!!!
That's fucking amazing
@jdbagger1 🤔 Mmmm idk… If that’s a true story than you’ve got one of the most confident, secure wives in the world. That or your wife is a freak and possibly down to bed that teacher with you to experience her firsthand 🤷🏽♂️😂
I’ll admit that ☝🏽 might be a stretch but all jokes aside you really have an extremely confident wife. Most wives would’ve immediately said “Get your shit we’re leaving now.” lol
@@isaiah2536 HI! This is his wife. I am confident! I did thank her for making my man a great lover. 💕 I definitely would not get down with her... she freaking old and wrinkling and weathered!
@@jdbagger LOL😂 Well i respect your honesty and i wish you both many more years of happy marriage. Keep the faith 👍🏾
I was 26 with a 40-something year old. It was awful.
This woman left a lifelong impression on young Josh. Kudos to nameless soccer mom 💖
Omg yessssss😂😂😂
I REALLY want to know if she's seen this skit! She must be soooo proud!
At least she should have given him an orange slice, and a Capri sun 😂😂😂
“Wolf, your mom’s here!” Bwahahahaha 😂
That soccer mom was Married for sure 😂
"She probably does the dishes" 😂😂
Killed me cuz in my moment I said "she's got a whole ass house and shit"😂😂
I was 22 she was 33 I felt like a piece of meat still went back for more every time
i was 18 with a 40 year gf
“I am a machine”……suddenly sounds different
@@pablogonzalez6175 yikes 💀
Im sorry
When I was 21 I had a summer fling with a 42 year old woman. Life changing. 🤣🤣🤣
I saw that movie “summer of 42”….
I dont believe u
I was 27, he was 20. I taught, but HOLY did he wear me out once we found our groove. He had stamina I never had again. Fun 6 months. Great memories. 😊
Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?
Funny how they stay with you.
Mine was 29 and i was 20. She was beautiful and guided my young self what to do.
Probably the best 4 months i have spent before she went back to the UK.
I was in my late 20's living in LA and working (occasionally) in Film/TV. I had gotten my youngest bother (19-ish) a small gig on a film I was working on...down the road a bit, several of us cast and crew members were at an event and one of the female leads (in her mid early 30's) told me she wanted to take my brother to her place. I said, "Absolutely, have fun," and told him that he wasn't coming home with me. The next day after she dropped him off, with a smile that would last four days, he told me a little bit about the experience but to him the most amazing part of the experience was that, ..."Afterward she walked around her house, completely naked!" My initial reaction was, "Yea, so what." Then I realized, prior to Joanne, he had only been with young-teenage girls-girls who were not comfortable with their bodies and especially not comfortable showing that body to a boy. And, he was used to "doing it" on the down low-in a basement or car back seat. He had never ben with a woman-who had her own place and was cool being completely naked in front of a guy she just "did it" with. I said, "That's what it's like to be a with an actual woman."
You talk about your brother like he's an ex boyfriend. Hella creepy.
@@nedisahonkey Apparently you've never had a good-close relationship any of your brothers.
I was at this show, and it was HILARIOUS! I was laughing and accidentally dumped our basket of wings (they were done) on the floor. Josh is the best!!!!
What flavor were the wings? Buffalo? Teriyaki??
@@louskunt9798 lol I actually don’t know. They were my husbands.
Hilarious 😂
Love how hard he laughs at this story. Also takes me back to my own. Hardly ever think about it. Awkward awesome times.
You hardly ever think about it... yeah right bud. Yer compounding interest on that spank bank deposit must have made you Mr Money Bags, hand over fist many times over.
Omg he laughed 😂so much 😂
The way Josh laughs at all his stories🤣💯❤️🔥
Any story of Josh's that's starts with "I wasn't planning on telling this story..." is guarenteed to be a good one.
That’s the best comedy right there, unrehearsed storytelling and relatable! He laughs hard trying to tell it made me laugh harder…..and now I have abs. Thanks Josh!
Hilarious 😂😂😂next level Hilarious 😂
You know it's all practiced right? Even the laughs probably. Optimized to get the best reaction out of the crowd.
As someone who has slept with a lot of older women. He is so right but 35-40yr old woman are the best bc they are super direct and don’t play games. They know what they want. It really makes going back to girls my age a drag 😂
The "Do I get an orange slice and a Capri sun at least " was fuckin hilarious lol 😂
The funny bit about "is this what a grown up wears" is that you are clearly a full grown up and you are wearing what, I believe, a college student generally wears!
Been through this while working at Lowe’s. She did the exact same thing 😂
Found this to be very funny. As a senior at SSU, the model from a life drawing class asked me if I would like to go for a drink that evening she had posed...once at the club it was apparent she would jump my bones in my van...living just a few blocks away I suggested my place...in the morning...I was informed she was heading home to the east coast...I just got "lucky"! She knew what she wanted! (Side note: I was the only guy in the class that did not try to come on to her...I stayed at my easel doing my drawing...still have her rendering, she had walked around and viewed the works of all)
Liar
@@chrisburnsed6349 I still have drawings of her...and memories.
Having hooked up with a 38 year old stripper when I was 22. This is 100% fact check true lolz.
Hey josh I just wanna say I’m a big fan of your comedy in general and things have been super hard lately. My wife just left with my daughter while I’m in the middle of moving and the company I work for is selling so I will be out of a job. And I got the worst case of food poisoning like all at the same time. I just wanna say you’re seriously helping through probably the worst time in my life man. Comedy has saved my life. Just want you to know how much I appreciate you. I watch you while I’m on the toilet trying not to die the same way elvis did lmao.
You made me want to adopt you!!..Hope you get through all of the grief, and you're on the right path with humour! xx
DUDE THIS IS THE GREATEST COMMENT ON HERE💯WISH U THE BEST IN UR NEW LIFE BRO🥰
Hope your life is doing better now
At 25 years old I was chosen by my friends 42 year old aunt to be the “lucky one “. Had no idea I had just been chosen , or what was to happen to me for the next 4 months . And yeah…………. I pretty much had my ass handed to me by that beautiful woman. I was not ready for that part of my life…… imagine being dehydrated and rug burns from the back or your ankles to the top of your shoulders!!!!! Even my ears ended up with some kind of scars. I was smiling the entire time I watched this video!!!!
I love Josh. He’s just always having a good time and infectious with it.
Ya might wanna re-think the "infectious" part. 🙄😂
@@k.ferguson2982 🤣😆🤣😆
Beautiful 😂😂😂😂
My first time doing the Cougar thing, he left cause I scared him! Said I was too rough! Lol
Lmao that's too funny
Nice
Pansy lol, I love being a sub
Yo, this is one of your best stories yet 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽
Idk..the prank he did on his best friend In Las Vegas still tops
i'm a teenager, when i got with my girlfriend she was a virgin, she had watched a lot of kinky shit and thought this is what she wanted, so we tried it and she absolutely hated it, let it be known that you can't assume you'll like anything until you've actually done it, aside from vanilla shit
The lady yelling “it’s funny” is my favorite part😂😂😂
Do I at least get an orange slice and a caprison? 😂
7:10 “yes mommy!” 🤣
"Dick's Last Resort". That's TOO funny.
Any day that Josh posts is a good day. Happy 420 everyone!
amen brother 420
He ain’t kidding! I didn’t mess with a gal younger than me for over a decade after hooking up with a woman the first time. The young ones we have to train… the women already know what’s up!
Yall heard "yes mommy" at 7:08 ?
The yes mommy from the crowd 7:08 😂 💀
That little remix is super fun at the end here.
this show was amazing! so happy I got to experience your show in person
Legendary. What an awesome story, so eloquently told.
Greatest set ever. Brought back horrible memories thanks lol
amazing story! thanks for sharing!
I had a similar experience with a woman who was in her mid forties. I was knocking on doors to get permission to hunt on private property. She granted me permission, and told me where to park my truck on her property. She just wanted me to text her, when I was hunting and text when I was finished. After hunting on her property for a couple of weeks, I came out of the woods to my truck to find her leaning against the front door. She asked me if I had any luck, hunting and I told her no. She smiled at me and started unbuttoning her shirt. I had no problem playing follow the leader. We ended up in the back of my truck in short order.
She met me at my truck at least a dozen times during the season. She definitely was one of my top five.
Okay that trippy ending with the music had me rolling. 😂😂 I hope that's the ending for all your videos from now on!
Agreed
Bro you're a total legend 😅
100% right about not being ready for the "wtf are you doing?"
That shit happened to me when I was like 21 or 22, the woman was like 30
It didn't really like hurt my feelings or confidence or anything but it completely blindsided me and the only thing I could say back was "...what do you mean?" Lmao
Best sex of my life hands down lol
Maybe it’s just me, I am fairly odd, but I actually like when a woman tells me if I’m not…preforming to her standard, to be polite about it. There are few things in this world as arousing to me as bringing a woman to “completion”, and I welcome direction on achieving that objective.
The are the best when they act like gps.
@Wesley Lee
Agreed sir. I've never cared much about reciprocation, I just get my kicks off of the lady getting hers. My lady enjoying herself is the most attractive thing to me.
My foreplay is giving her foreplay.
You, Sir, are a REAL Man!!!
🎉
@@paulajohnston2990- He’s also single and full of it.
Oh wowwww🎉🎉🎉🎉well done you on working in partnership to achieve that outcome for you both 😂😂😂😂key performance indicator achieved 😂😂😂😂
When that boy makes a grown ass woman squeal....❤❤❤😂
Great bit m8! Just subscribed!
I was 23 when I met my wife, she was 40. She taught me things I didn't even know were possible
That's the same age difference between by boyfriend & I. Its been almost 5yrs, it's not the easiest to explain to others. How long have you been married? You give me hope
@@TerrestrialTiff 20 years next month
@@danger170388 ❤ Congratulations to you both, have a wonderful anniversary!
That one laugh at 5:31 ...same😂
Ahhhhhh hahaha scratching post! I died! 😂
This was hilarious!!😂🤩💥💯🎯
4:26 bro had ptsd for a sec 😂😂
Awesome story 😂😂
NGL, that would've been instant flaccidity when she started telling me to shut up and not fuck it up.
Yeah that shit was not cool
When he said, "You aren't ready!"
It flashed the time this lady and her friend tried to pick me up at 17, from the bar. When I was visiting my father. I had no idea thats what was happening it was not even plausible in my head.
5:29 i love that laugh
There are definitely times when I don't wanna be touched, but I've never had a complaint 🖤🖤
Mr. Wolfe, I saw you twice in Spokane last December, the 15th and 17th, I was the well-dressed guy who took some pictures with you. You are a wonder comedian and a great human being, and I wish you all the best in your life, family, and career!
Love you Josh
Don’t ever tell me i dont you know what fast. I’ll embarrass you fast 😂.
Every young man needs the experience of a woman 20 years older to calibrate the radar of love.
I was at his show in Nashville and I was wearing a denim jacket & hat. When I saw him on state also wearing a denim jacket & hat I was like “ah crap! He’s gonna think I’m cosplaying him!” 😂
😂❤ well done sir. Hell of a story eh👌
Can’t wait to see you live in Tulsa
Awh you are so precious @josh wolf 😘😘😘
Oh snap! That's at the new club in the Domain. I watched a magic show last weekend.
It's good to see we're getting funny guys like this in Austin.
I am 40 and I was trying to take a shot watching this, and I almost lost it! total truth 🤭
Homie rockin that Canadian Tux 😎
Recently had this happen to me, I was indeed not ready
Solid bit solider end song
7:09 No way someone in the audience said yes mommy
THE BEST! 🎉
Please come to Arizona!!!!!
“What the fuck are you found big?” 😂
1:09 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!🤣
I was not even 18y old yet, worked as a sound engineer at this local theater. Worked with this teacher/light coordinator she was freshly divorced and had 2 kids. She was so hot, she loved jazz and a true fan of “Cats” was a full on American. We started flirting at the very first few days working together, after a couple of weeks I went to her place to sleep over. Had a full thing crazy experience, meet her dad and her kids and her work friends (they were teacher I was a student don’t forget )
She was wild. She was just so hungry for a proper F ing. Such great memories 🗃️
Happy 420 brother
18 years old with a 29 year old tattoo artist 😂😂🤙🏻 good times
A couple of years ago, I saw you at the comedy store with Harland Williams Dana Carvey Kevin Nealon, I was drunk and yelled out some stupid shit, it was an honor for you to say "I ain't talking to you" LOL
7:10 "YES MOMMY" 😝😝😝
This is truly comedy 🤣
Recently I had the opportunity to hookup with a woman 20 years older than me! She was blessed by God, you can see some of her age in her face but she’s freaking beautiful and the body of a 21 year old swimmer! She’s my grandma’s neighbor so I think I’ll make sure her lawn is mowed ahead of schedule!! Lol
Omg! ROTFL! Maybe hit too close to home as a women once in her 30’s.
No further comments. I cannot confirm.
Even a divorced woman in their 30's. They cut out the bullshit and instruct you what needs to be done
That's fucking hilarious dude
Daniel Tosh is really coming into his own with age.
I was 18 and in high school when I hooked up with a 23 year old who just graduated college. Those years are fkn crucial in the sex game 😂😂😂
I am the older woman always, lol I have 0 kids or husband, young dudes like me naturally, i don't even look they come to me ayeee
Same thing happened to me at 17!
Shit my first time was with a Cougar/MILF. Was the best time ever too and she was 30 yrs older than I was.
When I was 18 I was locked in a 44 year old woman's apartment for 3 days. We did nothing but fuck and hydrate. She taught me things an 18 year old had no business knowing..... Bless her heart for teaching me the ways of the wise...
Biggest age difference i had was 27 years. I was 20, she just turned 47… It was fun, should look her up again. Although she will be 55 now.
give her a call...
Break her down like a double barrel shotgun one last time…. For the fellas.
So? She might still be in better shape than you😂😂😂 Women dont get out of service😂😂❤
I remember saying...whatever your doing with your hips in can't take it.
I was 18 when I hooked up with a 45 year old woman on a family vacation. In the showers at the beach it was a weird good experience 😂
Victim
Wow. That is a gap. I bet she showed you a thing or two. If you were 18, you also could have been 17.😮
@@ADMADDEM deadass wtf 💀💀
Breckinridge park? We have one of those in KY lol
I was 44 and met a 25 year old fella..and we had quite the situationship for past 3 years..
It was never supposed to last as long as it did tho
It's like if Daniel Tosh grew up in a trailer court.