Even though Simp lost, this video was still pretty satisfying. He played really well and minimized the opponent's opportunities to blunder. But 100 rated players manage to find a way.
@@lucykitsune4619, you saved this, because otherwise I would have also called out bs because I wouldn't think someone could be both a lesbian and not confident.
After a long series of a 100 rated player surprisingly evading all the game ending extremely stupid moves, they still do it in the end for no reason at all. Actually a great (lucky?) execution of challenge with nice suspense and twist.
Wow, I actually kind of feel bad for Simp on this one. He played really well and only lost because his opponent couldn't see the most obvious blunder ever. Like, there is no defence against this level of recklessness.
Next challenge: choose a piece, that piece is a bear, the rest are men. From move 3 onwards your woman must always be in proximity of a bear and never touch any man, except for checkmating.
There is no way this is possible. Or maybe like a 1/1000 chance. Especially with most 100 rated moving their queen out the first chance they get then blunder it. Because blundering it to anything except a knight or a pawn ends the video. Even here they had several natural moves which would have ended the video.
i feel like you could start making videos with 1000 rated chess instead of 100, and take some old challenges and see how they go with the muc higher rate
100 rated chess, but you are 100 rated. You blunder your woman and rooks at the first opportunity. If the opponent does not take them, you do not have to blunder them again.
since pawns can turn queens but also into everyone else doesn’t that mean everyone is a woman? I mean chess has been around for a while like before being transgender was a thing (I think I don’t know exactly how long promotion has been in chess but I’ll assume it wasn’t added recently and I don’t know when being trans was a thing) so how are they scared of woman despite being one? Also your queen is also scared of woman but why? Is there another reason why she’s scared? I know I’m putting too much thought into this joke suggestion without much thought put into it but I need answers. Also normally you say pawn don’t count as pieces so I’ll assume that’s true in this scenario aswell but what happens when they promote? I’m gonna assume the challenge applies to them after they promote but how do they come across this fear??
Lol, so you want to say that you already wasted 28 days for asking for such TRASH challange? Simps videos are 3-4 minutes. It requires HUGE amount of preparations in order to start challange at all. You need to get rid of ENTIRE board except bishop and knight. How can you even think this is possible within given amount of time?
@@QuokkaWaka This would require like skip entire game until you got 2x kings, horse and bishop and then in worst case scenario like 30-40 moves to checkmate with knight and bishop. Yea, really entertaining :D
I like that your pieces were not afraid of your own queen. Clearly she's just one of the boys.
Clearly black queen is Trans
She's a Drag Queen
Drag queen
She got a false beard on
That's their mom lol
okay that ending was cut perfectly.
"..who plays like that anyway"
100 rated chess player: "fools"
Black queen: Is a queen.
Also black queen when seeing another queen: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Maybe she's a disaster lesbian
There are no mirrors on the chess board.
She is bisexual so she also gets flustered seeing another woman.
Queens should have been exempt
The yuri queen shy to her lover, that is a sad story.
First time I've been truly taken aback by a move that ended the video wtf was that
i wish women were real
I don't. They scary. :(
This was a surprisingly long game but in the end, 100-rateds are gonna do what they do.
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What a twist ending. I cannot fathom why anyone regardless of rating would make that move lmao
he had pretty much lost there so he just did a random move
what a nice spoiler free comment
Probably thought Simp would do something different and made a premove
queen takes piece = good
Even though Simp lost, this video was still pretty satisfying. He played really well and minimized the opponent's opportunities to blunder. But 100 rated players manage to find a way.
"we need to stop the queen from coming out"
there's some sort of closet joke i'm not finding
Technically the queen is a woman, thus she is not scared of women
She is an introvert too
Queen is afraid of themselves
So as a lesbian woman, I absolutely am scared of women
lesbians has entered the chat (its me im lesbians)
@@lucykitsune4619, you saved this, because otherwise I would have also called out bs because I wouldn't think someone could be both a lesbian and not confident.
Yeah I'm definitely not a woman lmao, probably should have phrased that better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yooo, it's the challenge maker himself 🔥🔥
Aww and here I had pinned my hopes on both interpretations being correct
@@NateBanded :)
@@fafdsfr lol
yo ur scared of women?
me too brother 🔥🔥🔥🗣💯
After a long series of a 100 rated player surprisingly evading all the game ending extremely stupid moves, they still do it in the end for no reason at all.
Actually a great (lucky?) execution of challenge with nice suspense and twist.
thinking that 100 player knows pieces can move backwards is very optimistic (im totally not forgetting he moved the queen back the move before)
pieces can only retreat backwards, they cannot attack backwards
2:20 mate in 5
1 ..... Qxe4+
2 Kf1 Qxh1+
3 Ke2 Qe4+
4 Kf1 Bxh3+
5 Kg1 Qg2#
Kinda proud of myself for finding it
pawns are extroverts i guess
It doesn't matter what they are, they are pawns and must obey their leaders orders regardless of their own desire.
@@Cripplifiedwouldn’t the same go for the pieces tho?
So that’s why they don’t retreat
I mean they're always the ones who approach first
Gigachads
4:07 He said nothing about the guy not being a paid actor,so that game is sus. I call VAR
Wow, I actually kind of feel bad for Simp on this one.
He played really well and only lost because his opponent couldn't see the most obvious blunder ever. Like, there is no defence against this level of recklessness.
Next challenge: choose a piece, that piece is a bear, the rest are men. From move 3 onwards your woman must always be in proximity of a bear and never touch any man, except for checkmating.
_"I choose ... the Queen."_
Sudden ending cuts always make it so much funnier.
I feel like it's been a while since we got a "what the f-" and it would have been appropriate there
"To be fair, I had a feeling that would happen, so there is no 'what the f-' today."
In sight, man I heard it as inside
This is such a relatable challenge wtf
Profile picture checks out
real
Confirmed that the Queen is lesbian, because she's also scared of the opponent's woman
I thought he said: "They cannot be inside of your opponent's Queen"... Glad I red the rules again
The queen was coming for that pawn the second you decided to call it an "edge pawn"
The logic between two last opponent's queen moves is crazy
Your tiny zoomer vocabulary is showing.
That's the most aggressive ending for a video I've seen in a while
He sacrificed THE ROOOOK and then THE QUEEEEN to capture your video.
"ends the video but I mean..." Famous last words
Am I the only one who was not looking in the first few seconds, just listening, and heard "inside" instead of "in sight"?
Lmao i thought it was jus me 😂
fr
Yes. I was eating stuff and not looking on screen
That's a jumpscared😮
A royal knight fork in this challenge would be absolutely amazing. She cannot see anything if she is eaten by a horsey.
Material that the challenge revolves around usually must survive.
The first time he’s done en passant when it’s not part of a challenge (that I can remember)
There is no way this is possible. Or maybe like a 1/1000 chance. Especially with most 100 rated moving their queen out the first chance they get then blunder it. Because blundering it to anything except a knight or a pawn ends the video. Even here they had several natural moves which would have ended the video.
He played well in the opening, I actually thought he’s a smurf
This challenge is impossible. They always blunder their queens 😂
Love your work
That ending was a jumpscare.🤣😂🤣
Saw the easy-to-see checkmate in 5, but unfortunately it won't work for the challenge.
"there are no girls on the internet, except for that one website with the content creators"😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀🙏
This challenge was almost impossible. I'm surprised you got as far as you did.
i feel like you could start making videos with 1000 rated chess instead of 100, and take some old challenges and see how they go with the muc higher rate
Your video ended by a mouse-slip of your opponent. Happens to the best of us..
Simp once again falls for the oldest trick in the book: trusting a 100-rated player not to blunder their queen.
Great bud as always
Wow. I'm surprised you survived as long as you did. This challenge seems nigh impossible.
"but i mean"
100 rated players play crazy when flustered.
"girls don't exist on the internet"
me, gendefluid: "i am the sussus amogus"
100 rated chess, but you are 100 rated. You blunder your woman and rooks at the first opportunity. If the opponent does not take them, you do not have to blunder them again.
Hahaha! This game's PGN:
1. e4 h5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Nh4 g5 4. Nf3 e5 5. Bb5+ c6 6. Ba4 g4 7. Ng5 Qxg5 8. h4 gxh3 9. gxh3 Qg2 10. Ke2 Qxe4+ 11. Kf1 Qxa4 12. b3 Qh4 13. Qf3 Qe7 14. Rg1 Na6 15. Rxg8 Rxg8 16. Qd1 Bxh3+ 17. Ke1 Qh4 18. Qxh5 *
And...that blunders a woman!
Who plays like that?
Why are you denying my existence? Women are real...
Nooooooooooo
So your woman is scared of women!
Ok, real question. Do you concede when the challage fails, or do you finish the game by smurfing?
wow
i've found the very easy checkmate in 5,
and it's kinda funny
so
let's see
Qe4 forced Kf1 Qh1 fKe2 Qe4 fKf1 Bh3 fKg2 Qg2 checkmate
Not to say he played well but that last move did seem surprisingly below his own level
since pawns can turn queens but also into everyone else doesn’t that mean everyone is a woman? I mean chess has been around for a while like before being transgender was a thing (I think I don’t know exactly how long promotion has been in chess but I’ll assume it wasn’t added recently and I don’t know when being trans was a thing) so how are they scared of woman despite being one? Also your queen is also scared of woman but why? Is there another reason why she’s scared? I know I’m putting too much thought into this joke suggestion without much thought put into it but I need answers. Also normally you say pawn don’t count as pieces so I’ll assume that’s true in this scenario aswell but what happens when they promote? I’m gonna assume the challenge applies to them after they promote but how do they come across this fear??
Bishop cant be a woman, because woman are prohibited from being clergy
Bishop cant be a woman, bcause women are prohibited from being clergy
I'm a girl and I love your videos 🥺
woah channel member text, is this the first time?
But if girls don't exist, then who are you introducing your video to when you say "Ladies and gentlemen and gays"?
chess but your queen moves like a king
Are queens also afraid of women?^^
But that ending blunders a woman!
WTF
That blunders a woman , and your video
Video 148 of asking simp to play fps chess
im almost at 150 what
day 28
Chess,but the game must end in a Bishop and knight checkmate
Lol, so you want to say that you already wasted 28 days for asking for such TRASH challange? Simps videos are 3-4 minutes. It requires HUGE amount of preparations in order to start challange at all. You need to get rid of ENTIRE board except bishop and knight. How can you even think this is possible within given amount of time?
@@kamill6120 only a coward would resist such a challenge
@@kamill6120
Really mean for no reason 😭
And Simp skips moves in a lot of his videos, it's not that crazy
@@QuokkaWaka This would require like skip entire game until you got 2x kings, horse and bishop and then in worst case scenario like 30-40 moves to checkmate with knight and bishop. Yea, really entertaining :D
5th