First Time Reaction to Al Bundy's Most Offensive Jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Hey TNT Reactions fans! Welcome back to the channel! Today, we're diving into a compilation of Al Bundy's most outrageous fat jokes from the classic TV show, Married... with Children. Al Bundy, played by the legendary Ed O'Neill, is known for his sharp wit and biting humor, and these jokes are some of his most memorable and controversial moments.
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  • @frostriver4547
    @frostriver4547 2 месяца назад +1391

    "Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other." - Al Bundy

    • @LightStreak567
      @LightStreak567 2 месяца назад +38

      Al Bundy is The Truth, yo!

    • @NoNameFish247
      @NoNameFish247 2 месяца назад +49

      Wooooow… so true. Just look at the WNBA.

    • @jehudavis5422
      @jehudavis5422 2 месяца назад +17

      100 percent truth!

    • @maxwellspeedwell2585
      @maxwellspeedwell2585 2 месяца назад +13

      Jesus is the Truth, the Life, and the Way.

    • @derekellisCAN
      @derekellisCAN 2 месяца назад

      @@maxwellspeedwell2585 Omg, you people need to piss off already. You are worse than the alphabet group now.

  • @caroll1896
    @caroll1896 2 месяца назад +1461

    Today’s youth are too wimpy. Al Bundy is a legend.

    • @technicianbis5250-ig1zd
      @technicianbis5250-ig1zd 2 месяца назад +22

      Yes both Al and ted are. 😂😂

    • @robertsylvester3542
      @robertsylvester3542 2 месяца назад +43

      Truly agree, when we became pussified the humor did as well

    • @jakefriesenjake
      @jakefriesenjake 2 месяца назад

      And Archie! ​@@technicianbis5250-ig1zd

    • @jakeh9338
      @jakeh9338 2 месяца назад +22

      Absolutely! He once scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game!!

    • @bnotsonicebb6116
      @bnotsonicebb6116 2 месяца назад +10

      Facts ☝🏾

  • @hughfuller8416
    @hughfuller8416 2 месяца назад +1332

    Y’all forgot he scored 4 touchdowns.

    • @positivelydisliked
      @positivelydisliked 2 месяца назад +189

      You forgot "in a single game" haha

    • @hughfuller8416
      @hughfuller8416 2 месяца назад +40

      @@positivelydisliked correct

    • @johnhorkan9487
      @johnhorkan9487 2 месяца назад +84

      At Polk High!

    • @ralphlewis3041
      @ralphlewis3041 2 месяца назад +38

      All in a single game, no less!! 😃

    • @michaelwahl7810
      @michaelwahl7810 2 месяца назад +25

      And AL Bundy never plays after halftime. They were already ahead by too much. He even beat the devil at Football once.

  • @BeardedKayakFishing
    @BeardedKayakFishing Месяц назад +222

    Peg-"Did you miss me Al"
    Al-"With every bullet so far"😂😂😂

    • @dmoore8595
      @dmoore8595 Месяц назад +6

      I missed that episode.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u 19 дней назад +4

      Kelly: I don't want you touching the car Bud, I don't know where your hands have been.
      Bud: Well then, I don't want you sitting on it.

  • @maddogg1978peru
    @maddogg1978peru Месяц назад +66

    Married With Children, In Living Colour, Benny Hill, 80s & 90s Sabado Gigante, & Night Court raised me...

    • @TheRealOG666
      @TheRealOG666 21 день назад +3

      Benny Hill is genius. Absolute Genius. Every sunday as a kid in France. Al s great too !

    • @biblebadcopycatofcuneiform8210
      @biblebadcopycatofcuneiform8210 18 дней назад +1

      Benny Hill was pretty cool for a while, but he...objectified women sexually and I had problems with that. His shows were funny for a bit once a looked past that.

    • @Kainis80
      @Kainis80 18 дней назад +2

      You forgot Samford and Son

    • @Bullzeye1000yds
      @Bullzeye1000yds 16 дней назад

      Too young.
      Monty Python predicted the future!

    • @Komainu959
      @Komainu959 7 дней назад

      @@biblebadcopycatofcuneiform8210 If you cry a little more it will make you feel better.

  • @mustaffaleak9247
    @mustaffaleak9247 2 месяца назад +741

    I'm FAT, and I was thoroughly UNoffended at this.

    • @Buds1own
      @Buds1own 2 месяца назад +4

      Really LOVE THE REACTION!!! Maybe check out NEIL PEART Buddy Rich HONOR????? Surprises awaits!! :) ♥AND, or... Victor Wooten bass music????????? :) “Now may the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you believe in Him so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit.” ~ Romans 15:13

    • @deinim5854
      @deinim5854 2 месяца назад +34

      I believe the politically correct term is gravity challenged

    • @brandonallen3808
      @brandonallen3808 2 месяца назад +25

      One of my friends is quite overweight and she also laughs at Al Bundy's fat jokes.

    • @DrunkComments
      @DrunkComments 2 месяца назад +4

      ❤hehehe❤

    • @nyccollin
      @nyccollin 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Buds1own😂 Always loved that Neil Peart tribute. First saw it here on RUclips 15 years ago.

  • @Crimson_Mysterium
    @Crimson_Mysterium 2 месяца назад +416

    Here's the thing. Al Bundy had many issues. But he worked everyday at a thankless low paying job. He made sure his family never went without regardless of how disrespected he was. Never abusing his kids, cheating on his wife, and loyal to his friends, why is he considered so bad? Because he said all of the things people want to today but are too scared of anonymous keyboard warriors? I took my lessons from Al. My wife and I have been married almost 30 years. Our 3 kids all graduated college. Seems Al had all the right things to be a good father, husband, and man after all.

    • @kelleygreengrass
      @kelleygreengrass 2 месяца назад +16

      It is implied he starves them a little lol

    • @JohannesNielsen
      @JohannesNielsen 2 месяца назад +9

      Correct on all counts. Humour is his main aim. He was always respectful to Peg, no matter what the circumstances.

    • @JohannesNielsen
      @JohannesNielsen 2 месяца назад +8

      Well done for keeping your relationship working. You are a shining example of how to make a relationship work

    • @yachtboy6756
      @yachtboy6756 2 месяца назад +25

      Even with all the jokes and stabs at one another, when it was tested, you never really doubted the Bundy's love for one another.

    • @deanfraser419
      @deanfraser419 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@kelleygreengrassthat's why they weren't fat😂😂😂

  • @derrickrobbins8100
    @derrickrobbins8100 Месяц назад +327

    Decades later it's still funny as hell 😂

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 Месяц назад +6

      the best part of it all is al got as good as he gave. for every insult al gave to peg, peg gave one right back. same with marcy. al was a middle aged man who peaked in high school and worked at a shoe store. that's why it worked.

    • @hendo19742
      @hendo19742 26 дней назад +1

      I WATCH ALMOST DAILY THE OFFICIAL RUclips CHANNEL, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN 😂❤❤

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 13 дней назад

      Yes😂😂😂😂🎉

  • @dmoore8595
    @dmoore8595 Месяц назад +28

    I can't stop laughing at these clips and I haven't watched this show in over 20 years!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @hellmuthinz4631
    @hellmuthinz4631 Месяц назад +69

    Al Bundy startet here in Germany in the 90. Every Episode is a classic piece TV history and it still runs on german TV. I love it.

    • @floydlawsen
      @floydlawsen Месяц назад +3

      Glad to hear that. And Germans are supposed to be humorless. Nicht wahr!

    • @Mike-gd9th
      @Mike-gd9th Месяц назад +1

      Enjoy brother!!!!!!!

    • @hellmuthinz4631
      @hellmuthinz4631 Месяц назад +2

      @@floydlawsen Oh no, we have lots of humor. :)

    • @BinuralOdyssey
      @BinuralOdyssey 21 день назад +2

      I want to watch it in German lol.

    • @volfi123
      @volfi123 15 дней назад

      Played in Greece as well , used to watch it with my late dad. MacGyver and then Married with Children were everybody's favourite foreign Tv shows. Also The Nanny and Fresh prince of Bell Air but i think it was a little bit later

  • @rudyrodriguez8432
    @rudyrodriguez8432 2 месяца назад +368

    Married with Children is probably one of the GREATEST comedies "EVER!" 😂😂😂

    • @troyheffernan1261
      @troyheffernan1261 Месяц назад +4

      My favorite comment was when Al was sitting in his living room and his wife came down the staircase. Al said honey you know that thing we do once a year ? Peg said ..yeah AlllllL.
      ( Al says - We ain't doing it this year)😂

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Месяц назад

      @@troyheffernan1261 i remember.. She was trying to get laid..lol

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade Месяц назад +2

      I will start watching it 😊😊😊

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade Месяц назад

      I only knew him in modern family

    • @GaryTisdaleFungkSta1
      @GaryTisdaleFungkSta1 Месяц назад +1

      @@troyheffernan1261 DA FIGHTS AT THE NUDIE BAR😂

  • @richvan2128
    @richvan2128 2 месяца назад +588

    Al Bundy is the GOAT of sitcom dads.

    • @kewrock
      @kewrock Месяц назад +4

      Remember that cheap knockoff over on the WB, Happily Ever After?

    • @seyioyetade
      @seyioyetade Месяц назад +1

      Love him in modern family 😂😂😂

    • @kewrock
      @kewrock Месяц назад +1

      @@seyioyetade I found him kinda sad in Modern Family. He's almost like kept housewife.

    • @mguerra310
      @mguerra310 19 дней назад

      Archie bunker kicks his ass

    • @Frogman1943
      @Frogman1943 18 дней назад +2

      i liked it when jefferson teamed up with Al. he was a good fit for the show.

  • @michaelfisher1395
    @michaelfisher1395 2 месяца назад +614

    Most of the women were writers and comedians and wrote the jokes. They all had high praise for Ed O'Neal. He was very nice and respectful towards them, and greatly appreciated them being such good sports.

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 2 месяца назад +66

      Exactly. Some ppl don't seem to comprehend this

    • @Z4Zander
      @Z4Zander 2 месяца назад +39

      Amanda Bearse (Marcy D'Arcy) was reportedly not a fan.But she was a feminist.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 месяца назад +24

      ​@@Z4Zandershe took part in it

    • @Z4Zander
      @Z4Zander 2 месяца назад

      @@psychedelicfright85 Paycheck.

    • @dipi71
      @dipi71 2 месяца назад +21

      Remember, even back then in the 1990s, the show was popular exactly because it exaggerated with all settings to eleven. Its intent wasn't to depict everyday life.
      It's similar to people who misread the Tyler Durden character from »Fight Club« as the based hero.
      Tyler is not the hero. Al is not the hero. They are clowns.

  • @pissyjo1213
    @pissyjo1213 Месяц назад +35

    I love how him and Marcy go at it too 😂

  • @rodneywalden5358
    @rodneywalden5358 Месяц назад +25

    I loved that show. Theres a little bit of Al in every man.

    • @JasonCrowl-b4j
      @JasonCrowl-b4j 7 дней назад

      and if not they are a jefferson!! lol

  • @robertthompson5908
    @robertthompson5908 2 месяца назад +427

    “I’d say it behind your back but I’ve only got half a tank of gas.”

    • @TrojanRabbit521
      @TrojanRabbit521 2 месяца назад +24

      Still my top joke ever

    • @Ira88881
      @Ira88881 2 месяца назад +7

      They stole that joke from Rodney Dangerfield.

    • @baynebogdanov939
      @baynebogdanov939 2 месяца назад +15

      Dangerfield influenced too many people

    • @MrDlt123
      @MrDlt123 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@baynebogdanov939Not enough, by the way comedy is now.

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 2 месяца назад +10

      Close....
      "I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas."

  • @russ4338
    @russ4338 2 месяца назад +295

    No you couldn’t have a show like this today. People today take things too seriously, it’s just comedy. Grow up people life’s too short!!!

    • @Lee-hl3ts
      @Lee-hl3ts 2 месяца назад +6

      And so are some people.acording to most gold diggers 😂

    • @renehansen1904
      @renehansen1904 2 месяца назад +2

      Al and Peggy made me laugh me ass-off. Oh, lord... sorry for laughing.

    • @PenPineappleApplePen007
      @PenPineappleApplePen007 2 месяца назад +5

      Yes, some people need to lighten up. I got thrown out of a club last weekend just because I was jokingly dancing with a guard there for like 3 seconds. But I got the last laugh on him since I snuck in again from the backside.

    • @hp_0189
      @hp_0189 Месяц назад +1

      We got the Gay modern family he is in it married to Sofia Bergara...

    • @isaacoglevy585
      @isaacoglevy585 Месяц назад

      Ñor before. This show was edgy as could be.

  • @edjohnston8119
    @edjohnston8119 2 месяца назад +169

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.

    • @Z4Zander
      @Z4Zander 2 месяца назад +9

      How could we forget? We were reminded almost weekly.

    • @matti72033
      @matti72033 2 месяца назад +3

      WE WILL NEVER FORGET!!

    • @midwestmayhem330
      @midwestmayhem330 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

    • @carterjeremy89
      @carterjeremy89 Месяц назад

      Dog!! Why you had to remember his nemesis 😂😂😂 Bubba 'Spare Tire' Dixon

    • @KO-lw4lo
      @KO-lw4lo Месяц назад +1

      The only one who would forget this is Kelly.

  • @asdfdsa45
    @asdfdsa45 Месяц назад +13

    Al and Griff had a great chemistry like Fred and Barney, Herman Munster and Grandpa and so many others. These clips also show Al's quick wit and sarcastic humor. Thanks for sharing this!

  • @jongonegone1262
    @jongonegone1262 17 дней назад +7

    the DODGE MILLION MILE ODOMETER CONTEST, the nudy mags, adjusting the roof antenna and taking a fall for the family, priceless.

  • @stewartwaterman7837
    @stewartwaterman7837 2 месяца назад +250

    Thank God someone back then had a sence of humour. Where has it gone?

    • @Mahal_kita1077
      @Mahal_kita1077 2 месяца назад

      It left when the political correctness came in and no one said screw the political correctness and then the BLM and LGBTQ rolled in and finished ruining good TV just to force thier garbage down people's throats till the smat people started going out and buying thier favorite shows and canceling thier cable

    • @rstaylorLYNCH47
      @rstaylorLYNCH47 2 месяца назад +13

      white house

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 месяца назад

      Pol correctness and ωοkery have eIiminαtεd comedy, it is reaIIy dead nowadays

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 месяца назад

      Pol correctness and ωοkery have eIiminαtεd comedy so it doesn't exist nowadays

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 месяца назад +14

      PoI corrεctnεss and ω0kery have eIiminαtεd comedy so it doesn't exist nowadays

  • @boloMK24
    @boloMK24 2 месяца назад +104

    Al Bundy intimidated thugs and bullies by being absolutely fearless. He truely had nothing to lose!

    • @9983sp
      @9983sp Месяц назад +2

      Let's Rock!

  • @Koleyl
    @Koleyl 2 месяца назад +241

    He is the kind of guy we need against all the Karen's we've been hearing about on the net these days

    • @michaeltamares7974
      @michaeltamares7974 2 месяца назад +8

      Well.. one thing worse than a karen,,,, is a shamiqua

    • @Teootron
      @Teootron 2 месяца назад +1

      ⁠@@michaeltamares7974one thing worse than a shamiqua is a Todd.

    • @DJ11243
      @DJ11243 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Koleyl Agreed

    • @swoe420
      @swoe420 2 месяца назад +2

      ...hearing about? Do you think they are made up?

    • @Koleyl
      @Koleyl 2 месяца назад

      @@swoe420 No stupid they've been all over the news media.

  • @Tallslimchris
    @Tallslimchris Месяц назад +16

    0:36 which is exactly why “married with children” should be rereleased, people in the 21 century are way too soft.

    • @lucasgoddard1381
      @lucasgoddard1381 23 дня назад

      Yes yes yes

    • @thomasanderson3892
      @thomasanderson3892 21 день назад

      Too soft.

    • @Kmcgonigle0
      @Kmcgonigle0 19 дней назад +3

      No the real reason it would happen today is because there is no way a shoe salesman could afford that house in a Chicago suburbs now

    • @absolutecrypto95
      @absolutecrypto95 19 дней назад

      ​@@Kmcgonigle0facts

  • @t_xxic8814
    @t_xxic8814 Месяц назад +8

    I remember people at my school (highschool in Europe) wearing NO MA'AM t-shirts. Times were different in the 90's. People were different in the 90's. Things were going easy.

  • @EndPoliticalCorruption
    @EndPoliticalCorruption 2 месяца назад +126

    His insult-laden interactions that Al relays to the family when he comes home at night are also gold.
    "A fat woman clip-clopped into the shoe store today. She said she was looking for something she'd be comfortable in. I said, 'Try Wyoming!'"

    • @MaximusMeridiusDK
      @MaximusMeridiusDK 2 месяца назад

      "A fat woman came into the shoestore today. So fat, she had 3 smaller women orbiting around her"... 😂😂😂

    • @kelleygreengrass
      @kelleygreengrass 2 месяца назад +5

      I love Al Bundy

  • @paulbradley705
    @paulbradley705 2 месяца назад +103

    If you don't like Al, we can't be friends.

    • @TheCaptainbeefylog
      @TheCaptainbeefylog 19 дней назад +1

      I still can't decide who best represents my 'spirit animal' - Al Bundy or Ron Swanson.

  • @AOCITYBOY
    @AOCITYBOY 2 месяца назад +209

    One of the BEST SITCOMS EVER MADE. When you understand the narrative of the show from debut till last season, its genius

    • @michaelwahl7810
      @michaelwahl7810 2 месяца назад +13

      I'm not so high on season 1. It was pretty meh in season 1. To me season 2 got way better and season 3 was gold. My favorites are probably the first few Jefferson seasons.

    • @AOCITYBOY
      @AOCITYBOY 2 месяца назад +4

      @@michaelwahl7810 Yeah, we didn't know where the show was going in the 1st season, Al and Peggy was so in love the 1st season 🤣.

    • @nobodyhome7064
      @nobodyhome7064 2 месяца назад +3

      The 2nd best behind M.A.S.H

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 месяца назад +9

      You also gotta appreciate Al's faithfulness. He hates Peg almost as much as he hates his job, but he's never cheated on her, even when opportunity came knocking.

    • @AOCITYBOY
      @AOCITYBOY 2 месяца назад +5

      @@LucianDevine Right, stayed for the kids, gave his whole check to Peg, kept $1 for himself and the strip club 😂. Stand up guy but miserable

  • @LukasSkate2
    @LukasSkate2 7 дней назад +2

    Don't let anything distract you from the fact that 55 years ago today, Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High Panthers in the city championship game.

  • @Goldminer63
    @Goldminer63 19 дней назад +6

    Too many hurt feelings for a show like Married with Children to be on TV today. It would send today's youth to the hospital for feeling repairs. What a classic comedy show. Love it.

    • @bigwillietheb
      @bigwillietheb 7 дней назад

      my parents got a kick out of married with children , we would all sit & watch together

  • @belindaward3960
    @belindaward3960 2 месяца назад +69

    I'm from England and this is without a doubt one of the best comedy programmes out of USA
    Thank you for the entertainment

  • @chrism8683
    @chrism8683 2 месяца назад +85

    Those were the good old days! Offense came on every show, and people understood it was comedy!😊

    • @pigpuke
      @pigpuke 2 месяца назад +3

      ikr? Archie Bunker was an open racist and many of the jokes were built around that.

    • @chrism8683
      @chrism8683 2 месяца назад +4

      @pigpuke Yes, and so was George Jefferson, and people weren't offended. They were entertained! If Al Bundy was out now, Fox network would have been sued one hundred times over for body shaming!😆

    • @Brian-ts6hm
      @Brian-ts6hm 2 месяца назад +1

      Even the women knew they were there to be made fun of during auditions

    • @zaco-km3su
      @zaco-km3su Месяц назад

      NOt really.

    • @phillhuddleston9445
      @phillhuddleston9445 24 дня назад +3

      @@chrism8683 And Fred Sanford, they were all funny as hell and actually helped to ease racial tensions.

  • @Simgor2
    @Simgor2 2 месяца назад +86

    Law offices of Haagen and Daaz is probably my personal favorite when it comes to Al Bundy's insults. 😂

    • @scannerfanatic81
      @scannerfanatic81 2 месяца назад +3

      That one and the I’d say it behind your back but my car only has a half a tank of gas are my top 2. I’m dying every time I hear them 🤣

    • @Simgor2
      @Simgor2 2 месяца назад +1

      @@scannerfanatic81 That's definitely a classic too. 😂

    • @johnsalazar2581
      @johnsalazar2581 2 месяца назад

      I liked the one in which he tells the full figured woman that he hopes she gets Slim Fast in her stockings on Christmas morning after she tells him that she hopes he gets coal in his. 😂😂😂

    • @daowonimdee
      @daowonimdee Месяц назад +2

      Best one by far. Lol

    • @davidfiddleman2312
      @davidfiddleman2312 Месяц назад +1

      Me too 💯. The whole exchange is priceless!

  • @nancy9478
    @nancy9478 Месяц назад +3

    Love when he would tell Peg about his day. Like the woman wearing days of the week undies. "She had Weds ones on", Peg says so? "Peg, its Monday!"

  • @mikefisher4834
    @mikefisher4834 Месяц назад +4

    The great thing about Married With Children is it blew up the way it did because some lady tried to get it taken off the air💯💀🤣

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 2 месяца назад +41

    "What goes around comes around."
    "Considering our orbit I have but ten more years." LOL

  • @ottisdriftwood78
    @ottisdriftwood78 2 месяца назад +49

    How dare you say that to me face! I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half of tank of gas🤣🤣🤣

    • @krackergrit
      @krackergrit Месяц назад +1

      Thats my favorite al bundy quote

  • @ChristopherHouse-dq9cr
    @ChristopherHouse-dq9cr 2 месяца назад +107

    Fat is a word that I will say as much as I want to!

    • @m.b.5329
      @m.b.5329 2 месяца назад +8

      I don't know why they think that you can't say "fat" anymore. You definitely can.

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 2 месяца назад +8

      Some lady: You called me fat.
      Al Bundy: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

    • @ChristopherHouse-dq9cr
      @ChristopherHouse-dq9cr 27 дней назад +1

      Damn right!

  • @ICanDoItMyself
    @ICanDoItMyself 3 дня назад

    Al Bundy is my hero! 😆 My favorite was: "I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas!"

  • @Cheekfats
    @Cheekfats Месяц назад +3

    These women are great 👍. Its not easy to be made fun of. Buy they participate in making a laugh for others at their expense. We cant get much of these in times like today

  • @jjwatcher
    @jjwatcher 2 месяца назад +83

    Al Bundy the only shoe salesman who never sold a shoe to a fat person.

  • @lukesaber7t7
    @lukesaber7t7 2 месяца назад +33

    "I want a balloon" "You've already got one" My all time favorite.

    • @AdmiralGloval
      @AdmiralGloval 2 месяца назад +1

      They made that into a Harry Potter joke. He blow up his aunt like a balloon and she floated away.

  • @Antisocial20105
    @Antisocial20105 2 месяца назад +65

    “Oh my god, you were Al Bundy” killed me 😂

    • @ideologybot4592
      @ideologybot4592 2 месяца назад +5

      The story about having a shoe-stretching machine in the back at Macy's was WILD.

    • @deanb949
      @deanb949 24 дня назад +1

      You can see he was relating to these jokes big time

  • @caipirinha_king1632
    @caipirinha_king1632 Месяц назад +3

    5:40 I can’t believe you let the best joke slip right by!! 😂😂😂

  • @theslowserious9974
    @theslowserious9974 24 дня назад +1

    YOU WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF I COME WITH FRIES AND A MEDIUM DRINK!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seanjagdeo8005
    @seanjagdeo8005 2 месяца назад +23

    Al Bundy was my hero growing up. I've watched this series over a dozen times and i still fall out my chair laughing.

  • @stevewright9779
    @stevewright9779 2 месяца назад +46

    MWC was an absolute classic, one of the best American comedies and Al Bundy is a legend!!

  • @benpowersguitar
    @benpowersguitar 2 месяца назад +69

    This show was ruthless. So fun.

  • @patrickmurphy9470
    @patrickmurphy9470 Месяц назад +12

    Couldn’t make shows like like this in today’s cupcake society.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 18 дней назад +1

      If someone did, it would be an immediate hit. It's Hollywood that's the problem.

    • @danerook
      @danerook 17 дней назад +1

      Yes. You could.

    • @danerook
      @danerook 17 дней назад +1

      This could be made today.

  • @chatpilot
    @chatpilot 10 дней назад

    I grew up on Married with children. I love Al Bundy and enjoyed this trip down memory lane.

  • @leechrec
    @leechrec 2 месяца назад +58

    Back then was glorious because you could have shows like this.

  • @siamhie
    @siamhie 2 месяца назад +74

    The "Gas Tank" line is my favorite.

    • @tsarrite
      @tsarrite 2 месяца назад

      Seemed like a spin off from a yo mamma so fat joke us kids would use in school back in the day people wouldn't melt on site.
      "Yo mamma so fat, when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas".

    • @galenblack8321
      @galenblack8321 2 месяца назад

      @@tsarrite, yo momma so fat, that when I got done with her, I rolled over twice and was still on top. LOL. I miss those days.

  • @mikedurham3563
    @mikedurham3563 2 месяца назад +24

    We need more Al Bundy. If you're offended, it's your personal esteem problem, not everyone else.

  • @juancarlos-bi4zm
    @juancarlos-bi4zm 19 дней назад +1

    Been playing Married with Children for my 17 year old son and loving his reactions. Almost as good as watching Blazzing Saddles...😂

  • @jeffreycastro2358
    @jeffreycastro2358 24 дня назад +2

    That feeling you are displaying by your hearty laughing is the Joy when we are allowed to offend someone in the true name of humor. We need to bring back shame.

  • @MTTT19
    @MTTT19 2 месяца назад +53

    This is why shoe stores should have signs that say, “If you say that you’re a Size 6 and the shoe doesn’t fit, then you are NOT a Size 6!”

  • @kristianlarsen3543
    @kristianlarsen3543 2 месяца назад +54

    "Take a gander into the seat next to ya..." xD

    • @Arnuuld
      @Arnuuld 2 месяца назад

      She was in the movie Zohan. One of his customers

    • @TheCastellan
      @TheCastellan 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Arnuuld The kid or the mama?

  • @bmann917
    @bmann917 2 месяца назад +19

    Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.

  • @t.o.double9497
    @t.o.double9497 20 часов назад

    Married with Children was such an awesome show and it still holds up today. This is one show that needs on revival, but only if they stay true to the show which they'd never do.

  • @carlstawicki1915
    @carlstawicki1915 22 дня назад +1

    There was an episode where a mall Santa parachuted from a plane as a publicity stunt. His chute didn't open and he fell dead into the Bundy's back yard. They even showed Santa being wheeled out on a gurney. There was a parental guidance warning at the beginning. 😂

  • @gabe608
    @gabe608 2 месяца назад +23

    Al Bundy is great always loved his jokes towards Peggy. “You miss me Al” “with every bullet so far”

  • @ChosenPlaysYT
    @ChosenPlaysYT 2 месяца назад +16

    “Dad I’m sorry I did something really stupid don’t get mad.”
    “You didn’t go and get married did you?”
    Al Bundy is the GOAT 😂

  • @MatthewSmith-if7vd
    @MatthewSmith-if7vd 2 месяца назад +17

    I forgot how funny Ed O'Neil was as Al Bundy 😂 His FAT jokes are timeless and classic. Peace baby

  • @greg2380NY
    @greg2380NY 22 дня назад +3

    Best one ever “I’d say it to your face but my cars only got half a tank of gas” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lgray1963
    @lgray1963 2 месяца назад +193

    I’m 61……I still say what I want.

    • @dennypuckett8434
      @dennypuckett8434 2 месяца назад +19

      I'm 59 and I say what I want. I have respect for everyone but if I tell a joke or whatever I will say whatever I want. It's America and many Men and Women have gave there lives to give us that right. I would never say something to hurt anothers feelings on purpose but I'm not going to allow anyone to tell me what I can or can't say . I think most people feel the same way I do.

    • @anjheidebrink
      @anjheidebrink 2 месяца назад +11

      Thank You, God gave Me Free Will. America gave me Free Speech.

    • @watchmanonthewall14
      @watchmanonthewall14 2 месяца назад +9

      I'm older than both of you guys, and I say what I want. There was no political correctness from our generation.

    • @albertsmith99
      @albertsmith99 2 месяца назад

      You're old. Old people say dumb things like toddlers. Us young people just ignore you all.

    • @jimmywei2542
      @jimmywei2542 2 месяца назад +7

      When you get to a certain age, the filter just comes off.

  • @aliway4136
    @aliway4136 2 месяца назад +9

    My mom knew 2 of the actresses that he insulted on the show. They were payed very well and they absolutely loved Ed O'Neil!

  • @MacMc691
    @MacMc691 2 месяца назад +44

    This show still runs in syndication, so it's not entirely off the table.
    For a little bit of history, I was around when this show first released, back in '87 I believe, and it was extremely controversial back then as well. The difference is in today's world, this wouldn't make it on FOX today, but it was one of the staples that helped launch that network. At the time, we only had ABC, NBC and CBC, FOX was the fourth network and this show's ratings were off the charts, no way it would have been canceled, although people tried, even back then. lol

    • @xaulted1
      @xaulted1 2 месяца назад

      Yes they did. Some wacko lady from Michigan went on a personal crusade to get the show taken off the air. She made a lot of noise, but all she did was bring the show into the spotlight and generated attention sending it soaring up in the ratings.

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 месяца назад +1

      We can all guess the body mass of those people 😜🤣

    • @yakfishin4912
      @yakfishin4912 2 месяца назад +1

      Allow me to continue.....
      Fox was about to go under as a network. The others were to hard to compete with. Fox took a gamble. They allowed themselves to get down to just a hand full of employees including execs and gave the ole hail marry and gambled every last cent on this program
      And it worked. They rebuilt Fox network off the back of this TV show.
      Times changed and so did what other folks would allow on TV. So Fox quickly rebuilt and tossed AL and the gang afraid with all the changes to TV the show might drag them back to the depths they just came from.
      Thing is, when you hear older execs talk about the beginning stages of Fox nobody ever mentions Married with Children. I wonder why?

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 месяца назад

      @@yakfishin4912 Fox TV started only a year before married with children aired and the show lasted for 11 seasons which is extremely long for any show and particularly a comedy one

    • @yakfishin4912
      @yakfishin4912 2 месяца назад

      @@infinitydreamzz
      Oh I know the story very well.
      Had major ties to Fox at that time. Won't say what but........

  • @Absolynth
    @Absolynth 16 дней назад

    "I'de say it to your back, but my cars' only got half a tank of gas!" 10/10

  • @mikejames884
    @mikejames884 15 дней назад

    This show here! Could not get away with sensitive asses today lol. This was a great show. Best line ever is "Hey Jefferson, you got 15 cents, Jefferson says "why Al, you wanna pay off your mortgage". 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deanhil3978
    @deanhil3978 2 месяца назад +48

    Al's best line ever...
    Peggy bounces in front door saying,, did you miss me Al?!?!?
    "With every bullet so far Peg.."

    • @robertslugg8361
      @robertslugg8361 2 месяца назад +1

      "Maybe you need a bigger gun"

    • @claudijatzandrapova3347
      @claudijatzandrapova3347 2 месяца назад

      wasn't it: "with every bullet in the gun" he said?

    • @andypaulocelli109
      @andypaulocelli109 Месяц назад

      Or peg:
      Al, cosmo magazine has a survey which says would you A... rather have
      me in the middle of---
      Al: B!
      Peg: but you haven't let me finish!
      Al: no need peg! I made up my mind!!

    • @azzamat001
      @azzamat001 Месяц назад +1

      A line I have carried with me and used for most of my life.

  • @Smittay-Sr.
    @Smittay-Sr. 2 месяца назад +21

    I worked at Pic N Pay shoes. Shoe Show bought them out. We called them Pick N Steal! Lol One lady brought a pair back to exchange them after they were worn. I told her, looked like a dog got a hold of them. Then I would get cursed out. After that job, I worked as a C/O in a prison for 25 years. It was a good prep job! 😅😅😅

  • @NammyTardust
    @NammyTardust 2 месяца назад +8

    They forgot the Best one: "Does this dress make me look fat?" Al: "Its not the dress that makes you look Fat, it's the Fat that makes you look Fat." 2nd is "I'm trying to get a tan." AL: "You're asking a lot from the Sun."

  • @fredrichardson3932
    @fredrichardson3932 22 дня назад +2

    "These women are crazy"! I've never heard that before.

  • @holyspiritfire8268
    @holyspiritfire8268 18 дней назад +1

    too be clear the writers of the show including O'Neill wrote the jokes because we thought they were funny and thats what made the show so popular. The ironic part is that even though we were more truthful and joked a little rougher we were more kind and respectful to each other than people are today.

  • @ailsa2
    @ailsa2 2 месяца назад +37

    That was funny.
    If you referred to someone as "thick" in Scotland you'd be calling them stupid (thick=stupid).

    • @Sean-gj7vw
      @Sean-gj7vw 2 месяца назад +3

      "Thick as a brick." 😅

    • @bertsanders7517
      @bertsanders7517 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Sean-gj7vw Or even stronger: Thick as two bricks. (Australian here)

    • @Z4Zander
      @Z4Zander 2 месяца назад +1

      Or New Zealand,"Thick as two short planks."

    • @marcelparker6755
      @marcelparker6755 2 месяца назад +2

      That's what it used to mean here in the US. How things have changed...

    • @pigpuke
      @pigpuke 2 месяца назад

      @@marcelparker6755 That's because Americans are thick people who got thick. 😂
      Remember, it's just a joke; much love from your Canadian friends who are just as thick.

  • @isd8894
    @isd8894 2 месяца назад +22

    Dude, you can definitely still say "fat." I do. All the time. 😂

    • @TheCuratorWillBQuytOperational
      @TheCuratorWillBQuytOperational 2 месяца назад +2

      You can also say "landwhale" even if RUclips DOES ask you aRe yOu sUrE yOu wAnNa pOtHt tHiTh?🤪🤪🤪🤪😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustTired659
    @JustTired659 2 месяца назад +9

    At the end of Al and Peggy calling the women fat, a Burger King commercial pops up!😂
    You can't pay for timing like that!

  • @Nefertiti_Naya
    @Nefertiti_Naya 7 дней назад

    Holy cow !!!! He didn’t just say “no round two’s”. 😂😂😂

  • @user-rk1ic9pq7r
    @user-rk1ic9pq7r 26 дней назад +1

    We need to bring back this kind of humor to the mainstream. We are all out here making these jokes, even if these people are marching and protesting.

  • @chris-cx2rv
    @chris-cx2rv 2 месяца назад +18

    Bring it back with Sanford and son. Those reruns have me 😂

  • @trentpetersen8754
    @trentpetersen8754 2 месяца назад +13

    Al Bundy's most famous quote..."Don't try to understand women... women understand women, and they hate each other."

  • @MrAshtute
    @MrAshtute 2 месяца назад +62

    In the UK there is always a warning before controversial shows saying these might offend (so if you don't like it you can turn it off)
    Christina Applegate was my celebrity crush....so sad how her health has turned so bad

    • @mikeh8416
      @mikeh8416 2 месяца назад +2

      MS is a terrible way to go too! Watched a cousin of mine deteriorate, bedridden, and eventually unable to communicate.

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 месяца назад

      What time does to w is a crime ..

    • @mikeh8416
      @mikeh8416 2 месяца назад

      @@infinitydreamzz ?????

    • @MrDlt123
      @MrDlt123 2 месяца назад

      ​@mikeh8416 It's also unpredictable as H. I was diagnosed after a massive attack in 2009. I couldn't walk for two months. Made friends with another guy in the VA Hospital who had the same. I recovered completely, and now dont have many lasting symptoms. I have never had another major attack, and the other guy is almost an invalid. Its almost luck of the draw.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 2 месяца назад

      You think there'd be an assumption that anything in life could offend you. Why have a special warning.

  • @vincentjus7064
    @vincentjus7064 13 дней назад

    His coworker gets trapped under one of the women and Bundy tells him to find an air pocket while calls the fire department! 😂

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 24 дня назад

    How dare you say that to my face! Well, I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half tank of gas. This has always been my favorite.

  • @bobcartwright7476
    @bobcartwright7476 2 месяца назад +12

    "I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half a tank of gas!" is far and away my favorite.

  • @MrOzone-hc1py
    @MrOzone-hc1py 2 месяца назад +19

    One of the greatest sitcoms of all time

  • @22seanmurphy
    @22seanmurphy 2 месяца назад +29

    I grew up watching married with children and here in the UK it didn't start until midnight so I'd rush home from the pub and watch it and always looked forward to it, it's just a classic piece of American humour at its best 😊

    • @Mike-rk8px
      @Mike-rk8px 2 месяца назад +5

      I’m an American who was a teenager in 1987 when “Married With Children” began and it was THE show everyone was talking about (lots of people loved it, lots of people hated it). I was amazed when my relatives in Sweden and Australia began calling me to tell me they were watching it too, because lots of American shows didn’t get shown in other countries back then, or they got shown years later. When it was shown in Sweden it was shown with In English with Swedish subtitles, which is how the Scandinavian countries do it. The funniest time seeing the show was when I went to Japan and “Married With Children” was on several times a day at all hours. In Japan they have Japanese actors do the voiceovers in Japanese, and they talk VERY fast. Hearing and seeing Al Bundy insult fat women Japanese was absolutely hysterical!

    • @22seanmurphy
      @22seanmurphy 2 месяца назад

      @@Mike-rk8px lol that's brilliant i can imagine the Japanese and being dubbed over at the time it was only one of two American shows that were being shown in the UK the other one was also brilliant called soap I'm sure that you've watched it again another bit of American humour that was brilliant 🍻🙏

    • @tahliasgoddaddy
      @tahliasgoddaddy 2 месяца назад

      Yeah. Soap was great. Bert was a hoot.

  • @CommentingTheTruth
    @CommentingTheTruth 10 дней назад

    Born in 84 I got to enjoy amazing TV like this live!! No longer allowed

  • @dougthompson5449
    @dougthompson5449 Месяц назад

    "You're blocking my sun, I'm trying to get an all over tan!"
    Al: "You're asking an awful lot of the sun!"

  • @richardclingempeel6111
    @richardclingempeel6111 2 месяца назад +13

    My wife brought me the first 8 seasons of married with children years ago. My wife passed away May 27th this year.
    I miss her so much.😢

  • @americanpaisareturns9051
    @americanpaisareturns9051 2 месяца назад +9

    Fox Kids, NBA on NBC, Married with Children, Tales from the Crypt. God I had an amazing childhood. Good times.

  • @noranalu5669
    @noranalu5669 2 месяца назад +29

    I love Al Bundy's show I miss it..

  • @ezekielgallardo8385
    @ezekielgallardo8385 10 дней назад

    “Try the moon you’ll weigh less there” -epic!!

  • @TorQueMoD
    @TorQueMoD 14 дней назад

    I think a show like this in 2024 is EXACTLY what we need. People need to realize that words won't kill you and it's okay to laugh over stupid shit.

  • @thedonleroy
    @thedonleroy 2 месяца назад +15

    Ahh the good old days. When people knew what a joke was & could have a good laugh.

  • @ramonovazquez4351
    @ramonovazquez4351 2 месяца назад +9

    I used to work at Thom Mcan as a teenager and then at a women's shoe store in midtown Manhattan NYC and can definitely relate. Some ladies came in asking for size 7 when they were obviously an 8.5 - hilarious; we used to stretch lots of shoes.

  • @jameshobbs1460
    @jameshobbs1460 2 месяца назад +45

    Al Bundy for President!!

  • @caitlincunningham8354
    @caitlincunningham8354 21 день назад

    The 2 burgers ad at the end was like a cherry on top of the fat joke desert 😂

  • @johnhilljr8882
    @johnhilljr8882 Месяц назад

    I’m an old head and I remember when The show first came out. FOX had just started and Married w children was one of their starter shows. And I remember how much push back they got. Women groups were boycotting the show and some sponsors left, but because of all the free advertisement, they gained more viewers and became THEE show on Fox. Say what you want, but the show never disappointed on laughs and I’m glad the tv producers did not bow down to the women groups. Al Bundy will be an iconic character for the rest of history.

  • @tsarrite
    @tsarrite 2 месяца назад +6

    I haven't cried laughing like this since the 90's. Thank you.